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tv   [untitled]  BELARUSTV  June 16, 2024 12:50am-2:10am MSK

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harness it! look, i'm watching! they wish you health, look , the queen is leading again, frolin doesn’t smoke, just two letters, are you entertaining? “
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there’s nothing else to do, and you’re an onion, i’d punch you in the teeth once, oh, how scary, oh, the way you’re standing there, making eyes at where the foreman is, okay.” what is your name? volodya. well, that's it, volodya. don’t, well, in short, don’t give in to this. and if anything happens, tell me, you understand, i will quickly bring them to the orthodox faith. don’t waste, don’t
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waste, to whom they say, i’ll make you up, eaten up on government grub, ruin for you no, beast, i’ll harness you, i’ll harness you anyway, let’s see who wins. harness, samokhin, danilin! danilin,
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where is the new guy, yes! comrade sergeant major, private danilin has mastered the doors to the property, with light steam, comrade sergeant major, titerin, give him a new modification, i obey.
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i heard, have you ever smoked? yes, why are you silent, i’m not offending, i’m stating a fact, i’m stating it, besen, well, as i say, i’m a strong man. and i thought you were my fellow countryman, a muscovite, no, we have a small town, one street, the rest are alleys, but it’s green like in park, province, and i was going to moscow, to the conservatory, there are theaters, a philharmonic society, the cheikovsky hall, well, what, we have a lot of this stuff, here is the dynamo stadium, this is legal, especially spartak is playing, attention, attention, our the microphone is installed on...
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dynamo, spartak is playing today, stepanov passes along the edge, hangs it on the goal, shot, ah-ay, vadim sinyavsky was broadcasting. ran away from school, they wanted to expel me, oh, and my dad tore at me for it, it still itches, they cut you off, i never, i don’t even understand, but the intelligentsia, oh in vain, completely in vain, where does your dad work, in a watch workshop, well, yes, we tinker, we solder, we burn pots, a watchmaker, he’s not there, i’ll get a funeral in may, i’ll go straight to the commissariat. what a volunteer or what? listen, how did they take you? i threw away my glasses in front of the military registration and enlistment office, but the doctors returned me home, and i went back two more times, they enlisted me, i’m not a combatant, a poor guy, what did they reward me for? who knows,
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you will fight with mine, and you will get it, hold it, plant it, god, who am i telling! you can't stop it, we can't collect the bones, jump, jump, the lapdog will destroy everything, write a funeral, but don’t worry, cossack, maybe it will be good for you. got rid of satan, he would have ruined you, and so the bribes are smooth, yes, you didn’t get me, vova, i’ll have to stomp on foot, the order must be carried out, and i, and you take
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the shafts, slowly, lightly, you’ll get me, don’t leave government property, just make sure you don’t get unharnessed. yes, tell the foreman, a stray shell hit, i am a witness, but this is not true, what, in short, so that by morning the horse will be here, and where can i get it, even from underground, buy it, steal it, give birth to it myself, but so that the horse there was, they say, the germans have horses grazing across the lake at night, talkers, which means cut it on the nose. one of two, or imagine a horse, or one of two.
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come on, sergeant major, come on, sergeant major, the emergency has switched, come on, sergeant major, report, the new guy from the reinforcement has disappeared, where did you go to bed, he’s with us, well, i woke up at night and he’s not there, there’s a letter on the thing in the bag. so they stood around, the guys were looking, and i thought i’d tell you first, then i decided it’s better for you, that’s right,
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and he’s not there... danilina maria ivanovna street and his mother, that’s for sure, they scared the boy, he killed himself. you think the green one hasn’t been fired upon. he didn’t understand your joke tova stashina, read aloud, dear mommy,
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dear mommy, today i’m leaving for my first combat mission, very responsible. oh, damn, my heart is relieved, read on, at night i go to the rear of the enemy, to the rear of the enemy. to the rear, who sent him? and after the horse? you were punishing, won’t you get a horse for the tribunal? is he a complete fool, but apparently he’s used to believing what was said, they must have spanked him already, and even worse , they took him alive, my heart sensed, and foisted him off to my doom. this musician, i'm in the penalty area i’ll thunder, it’s like a computer game or
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the real world, they entered the game, but didn’t take one thing into account, everything here is for real, this is the most extreme project in the country, heroes, reboot, fighting with itself. this time, instead of young fire and rescue professionals , representatives of belarusian show business will compete. the first lines in the charts, rating projects on tv. they want to show their character and express themselves even louder. i admit honestly, i’m not an athlete, i’m an artist, this is not a vocal competition. i wish my fingers remained intact. anton kushnir is waiting for you. i need these dances, leading ones. fall, every
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time gives birth to its heroes, and the mission control center is ready, tsup, ha, you need to unscrew it, otherwise you will stay there to live, that's it, i lost, yes, it seems, yes, goodbye, what is it doing, serge, this is incredible, guys, watch on tv channel. belarus 24, our region through the eyes of foreigners. i was surprised that the nature was so beautiful and so clean, how different everything was, so neat, the building, the food, the supermarkets and so on. how did they end up in belarus and why did they stay here? live? by the way, it turns out that belarus occupies a special place; i first came here as a student in eighty-three and eighty-four.
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watch on belarus24 tv channel.
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halt, halt, zurück, verschwinde schon.
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two people are swimming in our direction, the enemy is firing at them, there is cover, battery,
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sight 4:32, yes, this is volodka, he is an honest mother and is driving a horse.
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not like i was stunned, i was stunned, the guy, that’s it. a hero distinguished himself, the whole regiment spent the whole night because of you, you ordered to remain silent, i will beat the crap out of you, one of two things, or you will become a soldier, or one of the two, even if
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he brought a horse, but what is this? take your eyes in your hands, look who you brought, i couldn’t have chosen better, the other horses ran away, but this one stayed, this one is not only the one who won’t run away, won’t crawl away, but he’s disabled, shot down, the germans, i bet, won’t be overjoyed that got rid of it, they spared the bullet on him, well, we’ll have to spend it, i won’t give it to him, no way, keep quiet, stop the market. you saw a crazy person, otherwise he can bite you, tasha, you hear, he’s chattering his teeth, crazy, velanchel, you need to be treated, here, here, here, here, he’ll treat himself and his horse ass, we don’t have another one anyway, the horse is german, he’s scurrying
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around according to our impossibility, he understands how to call him, but you didn’t ask the germans what to call him, well, that won’t be the issue, come here, come , go, go, as in german, the horse will be, it will give pferd, which, fert, you can’t say in our language, fedya, fedya, this is legal. pedya, grandfather,
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sergeant, letter to samokhin. my del castello. großen tor, steht eine laterne und steht die noch davor, da wollen wir uns wiedersehen, bei der laterne wollen
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wir stehen, wie ein lilymalling, wie ein lily malin, unsere beiden schatten. don’t scoff, you’ll wake people up, write, volodya, in the first lines of my letter, i bow to my wife marya fedorovna, my children, nikolai, olga, yudaka, shurka. born without me, baptized without me,
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sinners, with front-line greetings to you, your father, samokhin ivan pavlovich. there won’t be enough potatoes until spring, write, write, what ’s on your mind, write! read what happened?
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hello, my dears, from the village of n, which was taken by storm, i send you my greetings, i know, maria, how difficult life is for you. i would like to help you with all my heart, but there's a war going on and i'm needed here. all my thoughts are about you and the children, you are always in my heart, it’s been three years since we’ve been apart, but i don’t forget your face, your eyes, your tired, but most precious hands in the world. damn, it will make a woman cry,
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hello volodya, hello! yesterday we went for the tongue and captured a trophy. lena koroleva says, we'll give it half. it is for you. thank you. felka, go for a walk. volodya, play something georgian, i’ll try, semi, listen, you know how to play, but
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what am i doing, come on, play, put it together normally, you understand, come on.
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ეს რა ცხენია?
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woe is the onion, stop drumming, come in, comrade, he appeared at your order, he appeared, he did not get dusty, turn away. don’t you see, i’m changing clothes, please, but i still can’t see anything, especially in this light, we know you, i reported to my sergeant major, he was called to the regiment, i didn’t wait, again, you think you’ll take another signalman, well
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, turn around, lena, i’m so glad that you’re taking me with you, just wait, rejoice, we’ll come back alive, we’ll come back, why don’t we come back? eh, vovka, vovka, this is not yours business, war. children, holy simplicity, your reasoning is strange, and besides, you take me for the task, who else, we’ll spend a day, or maybe more, together, i understand that out of all your brethren, you are the most like-minded, well, how can i
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put it, like a brother. lena, if anyone dares to offend you, i have found a defender. move, don’t lag behind, there’s a tank already.
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in plasstun style. briefcase, let's take it, well, don't expect a fire raid, now we'll warm you up so you don't get cold in the russian cold, with katyushas, ​​well, look, everything will be visible from here. are you going to the circus? have you come? rest, your communications are fine, that’s for sure. and what's that? maybe there are secret
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documents here? they fit, lena, i see you absolutely clearly, just as it was ordered for me, are you going to wear them, ridiculous look, yes, cookies, i
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have twins, you know how i loved sweets. delicious, probably not poisoned, he’s an eccentric man, he’s heard enough. fairy tales, siskin, siskin, i am a swallow, report the situation, okay, the coordinates are numb, wait for the order, eat, wait for the order,
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rest, and then chew. “you’re a little cold, come to me, i’ll warm you up like a weirdo, you’ll snuggle, it’ll be warmer for both of you, and you don't be offended, woeful onions." so, volodya,
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did you love anyone? no, what about you? eh, vovka, vovka, why have you never fallen in love, how old are you, eighteen, baby, just a boy, my dad got married at 17, sleep, sleep, come on, man, lina. it’s unlikely that you will fall in love with me, why? well, girls like others who are not like me. sleep, you are kind, and this is the main thing, they will still love you, even very much. ,
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but you’re exaggerating, maybe i’m lasochka, i’m the dawn swallow !
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lena, lena, what's wrong with you?
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hello, i'm an eraser, i'm a swallow, i'm a swallow, answer, the little siskin is listening, motherfucking nougat. why did you interrupt the connection? hello, where did you go, hello, answer, i'm a swallow, hello, please, don't swear, the foreman queen is wounded, orders to water the blind, or what? i’ll try it myself, if you allow me, where did i go, hello, i’m a swallow, i’m a swallow, answer, hello, hello, now i see, fire a volley, i’ll check. no, not
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there, please, if possible, more to the right, how much more to the right, well, how can i tell you, 100 meters, no, 200, 100 or 200, 300, perhaps 300, we got there, honestly, we got it. the ninth is listening in your platoon there are no soldiers pinsne what are the glasses that don’t stay behind the ears but cling to the nose oh the nose it’s clear 0 the whole regiment ordered to search for lena koroleva, she was wounded , some soldier pulled her out which we don’t know, we know one thing, listen to the fifteenth and you with this morning someone else didn’t intercept 100 g? it wouldn’t hurt,
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you can’t figure it out without poledits, the whole company was interviewed, there’s no spins anywhere, listen, maybe i should call the neighbors? call, call directly to moscow, he’s walking around in penzna, where he disappeared, why keep quiet, sergeant major. korolev, ask her for corrections, foreman korolev was taken to the hospital, don’t fill my tanks, i went awol, but where is my overcoat? and lost his overcoat, everything is clear to the court, samokhin, give him 100 g of alcohol so that he doesn’t end up under arrest,
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but... oh, smoke break, warm up, little one, it’s not allowed according to the regulations, you won’t tell, but if you you are very cold, please come in , you will be a guest, thank you, prisoner, help yourself, ivan pavlovich, bread and water, our food, i would like to have him as my child. and what do they write from home? what do they write? how will they survive until spring? i will attach, we will talk about the diversity
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of belarusian cuisine, and these are recipes, culinary recipes, written down. and this cake is from this book, this is the cake from this book, let us witness the birth of culinary masterpieces. after we make this pretzel, we will blind it, it needs to be boiled in boiling water and only then put on a baking sheet for further baking, amazing, and of course i will also add a little butter, this is our secret ingredient, we...
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fedenka ,
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take the horse, harness it, deliver it urgently cable to the mechanized brigade, the first order, it’s easy to say. you still have to catch him, don’t frighten him, don’t frighten him, weasel, weasel, grab the reins, grab the reins, so come in from the flank. come in from the flank, surround, surround , it is necessary, but no, i didn’t catch a horse, nothing, we ourselves have a mustache, stop the music,
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i saw, caress, stand, bunglers, they can’t catch a horse, but what do you even know how to do, they’re used to having the foreman behind him , talkers, they will burn us from 0, they are endless, the order is not to be fulfilled, let the musician out, to hell with him, the order must be carried out, i obey, order.
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the next number is private danilin and fedya. satirical performance. hitler was marching on moscow, i told you, this is not a horse of gold. don’t talk,
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but now show how hitler fled from moscow, whose soldier, my, is good,
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where they got it, recaptured it from the enemy, made a special flight behind enemy lines, who, he is danilin, comrade general. hey, connection, danilin’s letter, give it here, from his mother, maybe, from korolev lena, wow, look, i didn’t forget, she’s in a hospital in moscow, on pirogovka, and this is next to me. chats and let me listen, i’ll write to my mother that i came to hospital, visited, read, volodya, read, hello to you all, guys, you, comrade torshina, are a lucky man, the whole division
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was dying for it, and only he receives letters, he cooks a pot, not like you, the wind is in his head . the wife of an itachurka, it wasn’t even a year when he left, late, hortu, boxes, boxes,
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shells in the car!
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and the parcels there are dark.
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come on, let me look at you, you’re sick, there are no changes, maybe my eyesight has disappeared, i can see better, this happens from concussions, the opposite effect is good, here ’s one of us who got a bump and became wiser after they sent us to sergeant courses, oh, you live richly, we smoke belomors, you don’t know, how’s the service? on the third day it worked out, i was scratched at the beginning, you didn’t see the most important thing, he broke through with tanks and the headquarters, but we were all often thrown into battle, the maintenance worker, the minions, the cooks, the general himself was running around with a machine gun, a healthy guy, not in a trench fits, in the evening they stopped, not a single one got through, yes, well, half of our regiment was left, just like that, i’m a shot sparrow, a
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big tank, and i... i fulfilled the first order, i amused you, well and now ask, i’ll answer, peacock, how is it, who is fedya, the king’s godfather, chewing hay, wagging his tail, no offense, but he’s not happy without you, it’s boring, he says, without volodya, and somehow in the platoon it became empty,
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uncomfortable, come on, vovka.
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fedya, fedya, fedenka, my dear, hello, fedya, what are you afraid of, it’s me, volodya, i’m back, fedya, you know. i missed you so much, you too, you both missed me, my friend, you recognized me, didn’t forget me, little one, now you and i will be together, we won’t part again, i brought you sugar, on ivan pavlovich, oh, he came running, so he saw it, look, no, this is for the plow,
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there is no more plow, the day before yesterday. for the exemplary fulfillment of command assignments, for the courage and bravery shown in battles with the nazi invaders, a private in the communications platoon of the 346th regiment,
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192nd motorized rifle division, danilin was awarded a medal for military merit. on behalf of the command, congratulations. i serve the soviet union, doctor, felsher, but any doctor will shut up the train, hello, i wish, but where is my patient? this is us in a moment. great hope for you, oh, a good horse of excellent blood, magpie, say, oh my dear, and what
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happened to you, anon cook, son, and... there is no tenderitis, good, so, come on, let's open our mouth, show our teeth, excuse me, what about the eyes? a blind horse, absolutely blind. doctor, maybe this is a mistake? unfortunately, you can definitely write it off as an expense. what? kill such a horse? what can you do? a blind horse is useless in war. moreover, it is dangerous for the life of the publisher. unfortunately, there is only one way out . that's it, vladimir, the regiment is leaving,
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let's go, war is war.
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the blood of the sunset is roasting into the fire, step by step, we are going west, further and further our city. thoughtful parks, and you, my love, are getting closer every day, the platoon is thinning, the fires are being spared, and i will return. unharmed from the fire, and if
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i lie down here, my comrades will come, you are among them again, find me in you.
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in the braslav azers, as dark as the sky in the early days, which are in the right of the racing forest, at the beginning of the glowing dawns, washing creatures and light, and the fall of evils is known, the accumulated azers are sealed with enchantments , smile at the sun, look for yourself, and no way out of the sea, the bottom is golden.
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i would like to say that the azers of braslau would never end in braslau, like most years, and i would like to know the world, the mountains, the seas, and the azers will never forget you, my dear sir. patrus brouk. few people remember the pop concerts of the first blessed decades, and in the meantime, it would be interesting to know that the performances of the pop choirs of the belarusian philharmonic took shape not only from song and dance numbers,
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as it is performed at the present time. abavyazkov the elements of pop praograms were so called arying genres, a storage, ilyuziyon, zhanglyazh,
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gata was nebyspecn, the pit of the kazal: "zdimi gata numar tsі know drande kholcytz , yano zadara, gata sword sarvasya." the belarusian stage was rich in first-class artists of arygical genres, which their admyslovian numbers jumped to any concert, giving the audience a lukewarm joy. about these forgotten, unfortunately, artystas, their extraordinary mercy and outstanding masterships, our sonny apovid.
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we serve estrada with you, they once said, hold on, diving headlong forever, like into the sea into touring life, since then we have been constantly on the road, not caring about convenience, hotel, houses and towns, carriage shelf, bed, this heat.
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ermalovich, i would have had an unusual genre, satire in the little ones. yes, the wars of yorgiy germalovich are dead . and he performs for an hour like a jangler and an acrobat, and sometimes a dry aichina, and
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he grows, tightens his wounded hands, and he can no longer he performs as a juggler and as an acrobat, for an hour he seems to be a successful master, and he thinks...
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from the first blessed bastards at the warehouse of bel dzyarsh variety, the athlete akrabat, maystar of sports of the ussr, igar piguleevski, i perform for the couple with their own zhonkay nadziejay ivanovay. now we have a rare magical publication, their most innovative and
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most complex arabic sketches. jangler anatoly dutkin is remembered kindly by the veterans of the belarusian philharmonic, this former sapraudny maystar, the maystar of the vyalikay litara, i would say that the intellectual has its own genres. such dudkin, tolya dutkin, this is a juggler, the belarusian stage had
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an extra-class artist, the devil tells you, well , of international class, this would have been said now, at that time, unfortunately, they treated this as just another artist, one of those hundred artists, inhabiting the belarusian stage, or even the usual tricks familiar to an ordinary juggler, he performed masterfully. there was just a master standing on stage, doing all the tricks as if it cost him nothing at all, it’s such a joke, it’s so addans to the working artist of the stage, argynal to the genre, yon would be a jangler, i would have the same tsikavy nomar, trumpet, two meters of pipe, at the end of the taler with dzyurkai, yon janglerava. the pipe was melting on his forehead, he was lying, there were five six balls, he
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was folded up, then he threw them at this tray, i immediately put this jug on this pipe, the pipe was blowing on his forehead yago staіtsi four times five of these balls, and it is so neatly balancing exits behind the scenes, and here in every garden in novasibirsk, behind the scenes of the past... some academicians from so tortured, each: i’m working on this problem, that two spheres of yashche can shake one another, three, this uzho is inmagchy, you have five, which people are confused with me, and here dutkin gives out the secret, these five balls the pipe was blocked, that is , that he would throw it, they were higher, and the lower ones were those five balls that were on the same shampoo. what sort of things were there and they were trying to get out and take them backstage, well, the public didn’t
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know the getag, they hid the geta number of the good stuff, sung on the most... folded hands, like vykonva anatol dutkin, byu numar s cold zbroyaya, of course, yon rabіў yago bezdakorny, like the meetings of a virtuoso and kholadnakroўna, ale menavіta gety truk chestavav pit ўsyoyu yago further stage career and of course, i’m in good health for the first time. there was an unmade dance from a low table, with a bright rusty color. there are daggers in the teeth. on the very top of the dagger's back there was a sword, the sword was so big, on the top of the sword there was a tray, and there was a glass of water, so that it wouldn't spill, it would fall into the dagger, and the sword becoming a hellish line with daggers, the geta was
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careless, the pit was said, the smoke you gety numar, the wound and the knowledge of the drain is over, and so it is. in such a way that he only damaged the eye, and not absolutely, he could simply hit the eye into the head, dutkin did not work for a long time, then he gradually, as far as possible, put his health in order, and roofing paper took up what he used to do i considered it my
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hobby, this is photography, so if anyone ever... sees my posters again, some posters, it was he who came up with all the tricks with all sorts of unusual faces, and he actually came up out of nothing with some of these poster samples, which worked for me for many years later.

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