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in open form and available 24 hours a day every day. be with the belarus 24 tv channel and discover belarus. yeah, this is not switzerland, help you, but get away from me, get away from me, i said, no, you didn’t understand me, i’ll help, i don’t need your things, get away, i said , away from me, i’m right i understand, my god, who even let homeless people into the hotel? and you
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know, in my night president , the president’s suit is pulled into a paper shredding machine, the security guard doesn’t recognize him and throws him out into the street, they didn’t see him, it’s nonsense, my god, how could he you can’t recognize the president, he doesn’t have a face, his suit was caught in a shredder, it’s nonsense, uh , wait, wait, wait, it’s a stranger, that means, yes, okay, the author is in front of you, throw stones at him, uh, well, get out of the way, let's face the wall, author, you'll be talking your teeth into the mouth of a bastard at the station, i understand, come on, the shuras are out of here, wow, author, it's nonsense, how could you say, yes, in such a situation, any woman will say: yes,
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i'm not even deaf. so, this is too cold for you, when you come on vacation, i’ll let you shine. you thought about me, what i would do in this moscow, well you give me what to do? it’s real winter there, there’s snow, skiing, skiing, snowballs, then you’ll run home with a stack of frost, into your crib under a warm tank. in short, for now the toys and the sea should also be packed, well, take a pebble and a leropan as a souvenir, and andrei sergeevich, alas, my boy, andrei sergeevich and i will stay here and will send you postcards at first, no one asked me if i want to this moscow or not, i don’t want to, i came to my homeland, what kind of hotel is it, huh? "no bathrobes, no
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hot water, no rapists, no doormen, where are all the doormen, all the doormen in switzerland ? , and recently they showed his night president, so you know, i burst into tears, but i came to pee in silence, he’s wandering around”? that ’s where they decorated him like that, i don’t know, his mother is dear, and where is his wife looking, judging by his passport, he’s divorced, single , what is his name? zakhar grigorich, kostopolsky, kostopolsky, i need more detailed information. “don’t
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be upset, you’ll come visit me in moscow, i’ll explain how to survive in the megalopolis. why did she choose this freak in the hat? well, because he has prospects, a famous screenwriter. and daddy will be a husband for an hour all his life, mother that’s why i avoided him, he has no prospects, is he even going to do anything? probably repairs, he spent the whole night cutting tiles, box by box, he’s worried, to no avail.” what he’s going through, oh, you and i should have done it differently, anyway it’s late, you’re leaving, it’s not too late, actually, i need my father too, he doesn’t suit you, you ’re in moscow, and he’s here, with no prospects, you can help, oh well, i’ll help, the concept is already there,
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mom, we’re here, dad, anton, anton, go home, the rose has collected the fishing rods. hello, andrei sergeevich, uh-huh, well, mom, do we really have to go on this fishing trip today, well , you know that every year on december 31st we generally
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have to leave here, mom came, she flew to switzerland, let’s stay, at least for a week. new year's holidays, flew away, returned, said in switzerland this year the snow is not the same, she probably quarreled with her boyfriend, well, mom, well, for my sake, she called from the hotel, asked to bring you immediately, you are flying away today, perhaps someday you will understand what i am doing for you, ma, and you what did you want from life? i, i wanted you, and you were born to me, i
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don’t need anything else. and this night, what wish will you make? about men? necessarily about a man? well, yes, what do you expect from them? a bouquet of flowers or some kind of gift? well, i should know how to please a girl? okay, i would like it if the man appeared neat on new year’s day, with washed ears, trimmed nails, and a gray suit. in a luxurious convertible with a bouquet of dazzling white lines.
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hey, what should he do next? next he needs to go fishing, otherwise we’ll break the tradition, i won’t go, hello, mommy, my princess, mommy, why did you wake up the child so early, should you sleep and sleep? “you said it yourself, bring it immediately, you haven’t changed, you too, i asked you to look after the child, i see how you look after, my princess, you are now
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you will go home with your dad, and i will put myself in order, sort out my things and come to you, i really want to see what a mess your father keeps you in, wait, you are flying away today, i decided to stay, hurray, but i thought that the most the smart one got settled in the best hotel, dreamed that within a year i would move to the capital with some muscovite. it’s been 10 years already, my son has grown up, now moskvich has shown himself, but the desire to move somewhere has disappeared, the moscow zachs will dispel this pre-wedding depression of yours with one stroke, i would grab him by the gills right now
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the plane moved, can you imagine, it’s new year’s eve in moscow, snow, a crowd of people, a holiday, i understand everything, i said it. yes, and now i look at it, well, i can’t leave here, i don’t know why, but i know, but what does andrey have to do with it, huh? you caught me, friend, and not only you, well, the last fish of the passing year, i hope it’s golden, come on, come on, come on, drag it, come on, oh, damn it, you caught two of these men at once, and i’m trash, i understand everything, andrey masculine, especially in shorts, okay, that's enough. look, don’t miss your main
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dream in life, rose, my dream, and if mine the dream of being happy, no matter where, is mine, as always, please, okay, zakhar grigorievich. my god, it’s you, zakhar kostopolsky, your coffee, ford of love, naked virtue, tunguska meteorite, meteorologist, thank you, forgive me, and many other films and tv series, i’m alya, very much. nice, it can’t be, no, i just
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can’t believe it, my god, i live in the same hotel with zakhar kostopolsky himself, unbelievable, and the new image suits you much better, you turn out to be such a brutal man. i looked at your photo today magazine and thought why he doesn’t star in his films, i understood why, you can’t appear on the screen, and you will break millions of women’s hearts, oh, how i would like to read all your scripts, you know, literature is much more interesting, much more subtle, much more poetic than a movie, the movie was made on a shelf, and you... you noticed, well, of course, yes, directors without yes, even they can’t kill your
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talent, tell me, what are you doing tonight, maybe we and let 's sit somewhere, chat, have a cup of coffee, you see, i'm great, then here at 5, at 6. it’s easy to explore belarus; all you need to do is create a non-trivial route. in 1780 , the dubrovinsky lands were bought by prince grigory potemkin, and thanks to him they started here. operate one of the first watch factories in russia. in ancient times, voluns were
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the site of various rituals and ceremonies. now they are a geological natural monument of republican significance. the most important thing is to be open to amazing secrets and facts. the hokhalok on our whistle toys is generally an authentic feature of our dubroven toys you won't find another form anywhere. all over the dnieper region. you won’t find anywhere and don’t forget to give free rein to positive emotions, the craft is really painstaking and it seems to me even a little calming, you get into some sort of, probably, perhaps even meditative state when you are engaged in quality, and the loaf came from lyady, and from lyady all the signs, and there are no traces of the signs, you will come and stay, with pleasure, watch the project, the route was built on the belarus 24 tv channel, we are in charge of expeditions in the corners of our country, we
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let's go back to the folklore historical expedition to number 597. things will happen again and again in the past land. let's follow the history and myastsovye abrads. our routes took us to the ukrainian agricultural town of opsa, in braslauschyna. here on the bank of the lake with the hetkim zhanazov there was a month of marriage, published on the pachata of the village of stagodz to counts felik. to the samplers for a new hut, a new hut, and a new hut. the braslau district has 300 azers, the district center itself attacks several of them, the weakest ones are the dryvaty. and new to old traditions zhytstsyo. razam s projects for the first time on
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the tv channel belarus 26. dad, who are you going to celebrate the new year with? well, i don’t know yet, what about you? i don’t know either, my mother usually sent me to aunt vera, and she ran off somewhere, it’s so disappointing that even gifts don’t help. “well , come on with me, i’ll talk to your mother, daddy, but have you ever thought about moving to moscow, what will i do there, well, this is a city of great opportunities, especially to live with me, with my mother, i think, your mom won't be
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happy, listen, you need to clean up for this disorder, we won’t be allowed to meet, uh-huh, come on, but i have an order hanging before the holiday, it’s nearby, uh-huh, i’ll try very quickly, that’s it, be smart.
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nina, nina, hey, ugh, damn it, i scared you, andrei sergeevich, where? khalturits went. does he have a gray suit? yes, why do you need it? i know how much they will like each other. my mom likes a gray suit, white lilies and a luxury car. it’s quite banal, you’re responsible for the suit and lily, here’s the money, you had to break out the piggy bank, and i’m responsible for the luxury car, and where it’s interesting to know, will you get it?
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happy new year, thank you, hello to my wife, definitely. you have white lilies, of course, baby, red roses, please, in episode sixty-eight they finally meet, everyone understands that they are brother and sister, marriage between them is in no way possible, you keep sitting, uh-huh, hello, hello, hello. i wanted to tell you, i need to think, yes,
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yesterday you were sure, forgive me, you know, it’s too early for me to return to moscow, i still need to work on the script, and about the writers igornicno, yes, i came up with the idea that they they come to moscow, he has a fabulous life, receptions, premieres, she, she is lost, she doesn’t know how to behave, they, everyone laughs behind their back, and he... did he marry the maid? i wouldn't want to watch such a movie. lisa, can the script be rewritten? you know, let's meet someday and discuss this, seriously discuss it. zakhar grigorovich, dear, are you right? agreed? well, of course, the script can be rewritten. nina. i'm on the second, dad, wow, listen, well done for tidying up, but
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why the roses? fresh flowers, decorations, interior, dad, maybe you can change your clothes, otherwise mom will come soon, perhaps, what about the suit? probably a mole, dad, i bought it a month ago, so what am i going to wear now? put on the brown one, it suits you better, yeah, brown, it’s old, it’ll roll, well, well, it fits perfectly, nina, my girl, andrey, where are you? mommy, we are here! take the flowers, yes, uh-huh, mommy, hello,
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princess, you two chat here, and i’ll just hang out for a minute, okay, uh-huh, yes, well, it’s not so bad, you said that you live alone, you said, but you can feel a woman’s hand . and nina was cleaning up, what are you doing, my god, were you really able to force her, that’s lucky, this is for you, anton, i’m sorry, the gray jacket was ruined by a moth and there were no white lilies, i bet it’s who else, how many years, nothing has changed, my favourite flowers. “thank you for not forgetting, and the jacket is still the same, but this is my favorite
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jacket, you proposed to me in it, this is your mother, yes, you took advantage of my plan to bring your parents together, this is meanness, win.” ! they don’t judge, but the end justifies the means, you, you, well, what are you doing, well, i came, i saw, yeah, fixed it, husband for an hour, for an hour, uh-huh, sorry, this doesn’t suit me at all, i need a husband for a longer period, so thank you for the flowers and i have to go, i have a request for you, yes, maybe i’m new year meeting
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your daughter, don’t you mind, no, of course, i don’t mind, even more than that, you know, she can stay with you for a while, a new hobby, your daughter is in the way. mommy, daddy, let's go somewhere, today is the thirty-first, mommy can't, that's why mommy can't, princess, my mom can, of course we’ll go, hurray, i love my daughter, let’s just say a pipe breaks in our house, andrei sergeevich is urgently called from his company, he leaves nina’s mother, comes to our house, i meet her. please change into a gray suit, damn it, a gray suit.
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“mommy, let’s go faster, today all the carousels close early, i’m coming, my star, yes, this is not switzerland, where it’s all inclusive, so ladies, let’s go by car, let’s go , wow, a gorgeous car, yes, boss.” is this the city madman? don't you like dad's car? is this dad's car? oh no, cool car, but maybe we'd better go on foot. well, why is there a roof in the south? yes, indeed, you don’t need a roof. i said please. are you stunned, baby, and what am i going to wear to celebrate the new year? i beg you very much. holey,
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i need him, but you don’t need your ears, cut them off, wait, if andrei sergeech comes to his mother without a gray suit, she won’t marry him, i won’t have a father, my father didn’t have a boy, and my wife left today. to hell with his suit, maybe it’s his mother, which is also unpleasant, yes, just to visit, temporarily, uh-huh, mom, you should have seen this mom, everything is so straight, young, beautiful, well, in general, the same as you, no, not like that and...
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younger than tanned and from switzerland and me all the time more beautiful, then sit down to the alternate airfield, marry zakhar, and i don’t want to, and it seems he doesn’t want to, i won’t marry him, i’ll actually go to sleep, look, if you don’t go, someone else will run, oh, go ahead! let's all run, and let this one walk with his friendly family. hello, taxi? what if he refuses to change clothes?
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well, this is fate, i’m also waiting for another, and the other one is already here, how about a ride on the waves with a beautiful, responsive woman in the saku itself and... luxurious, by the way, blouses, did you notice? no, okay, i don’t like the blouse, i’ll take it off, rose, you are a wonderful amazing woman, but you see, life too often copies my scenarios, yes, i have a date in bloody love with the main character, another woman comes, it later turns out that she maniac, yes, she killed
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her friend and wants to arrange carnage. definitely she is, so you don’t have to wait for her, she’s coming now walking in the park with her daughter and her husband, you don’t believe it , look at
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the emotions of the characters, a talk show in which famous people answer tricky questions from the younger generation. and my parents often say that their fathers and mothers have never spoiled them like this before. how they pamper us, but at the same time they control them the way they control us, why does this happen, do you think? the world has probably become tougher, there are a lot of temptations, the negative information background makes adults probably worry much more about their children, and somewhere guardianship becomes indeed more than is even necessary. please tell me if a priest can have any hobbies, for example,
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the heroes of this program chose to live outside the city, where they see more opportunities. you moved from france to belarus, yes, you bake - delicious, cool, traditional real croissants, there is some secret to the dough, love, well, of course, and patience and patience, love and patience, very good, that is, a real secret, kevin will not reveal, your grandmother was engaged in herbalism, your grandmother had ... traditional herbalism, and you are not a traditional herbalist, traditional herbalism, but every woman who lives in a rural area, she simply must know, yes, how to heal her family, you treat your family with herbs, now
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yes, see the project “i’m from the village” "on the tv channel belarus 24. mommy, dad and i have only been talking about you all this time, uh-huh, probably just nasty things, no, dad is very sorry that we don’t live together and loves you very much, princess, girls, child. mom, well, in general, maybe we can ride on the ferris wheel, okay, i'll take it tickets, dad, but it’s true that our mother is beautiful,
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yes, that is, that is, she just said that you were a wonderful husband, and that she really regrets that we don’t live together. true, true, oh, scary! let's you alone, princess, you yourself asked to go on the wheel, but i still have a lot of things to do, and why are you afraid, i will hold you tightly, well, let's just you two, and i 'll look at the earth for you, princess, i don't understand you, uh-huh , stand where we can see you, yeah, yeah.
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somehow everything is sad, and the park is sad, winter, mom, mom, i want to go to the carousel, can you imagine, new year doesn’t feel like it, because there are places and people from whom you don’t expect miracles. how did he know? your sugar
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will soon give me diabetes, it’s your mom and dad with him, is it because of him that you decided to give me nina? what does toss mean? we just live in a hotel in adjacent rooms, that’s all. it’s strange that... stop playing around, after all, i’m a free woman, but he’s not, now i’ll go tell him everything, but what do you say, i’ll tell him everything, what? andrey, zakhar, andrey, well, siberia, mom, one is not enough, for the other, it seems they forgot to bring me up to date, it turns out that the other one has.
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so it’s true, calm down, there was nothing between me and lisa, i was hoping that i would meet someone else, but she only hooked up with you because you’re a cool filmmaker with money, what are you saying? this is true? zakhar.
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alya, tell me, my most famous film is night president. how did the hero cross the border? on the plane, on a boat? so it's true. please don’t look for meetings with me anymore, i’ve achieved my goal, well done!
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mom, mom, get up, now andrei sergeevich will come, and you’re lying there, well, it’s indecent, how will he come, where, why will he come, we have an accident, it’s okay, just don’t worry, i broke the pipe with a hammer, my god. well, i just wanted you to be more beautiful than nenka’s mother, but now it’s not washed off, well, it’s temporarily not washed off. and andrei sergeevich,
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uh-huh, i haven’t called yet, hi, anton, hi, we have a burst pipe here, can you fix it, yes, of course, mom is home, for you. oh, sorry, i was unintentional, it was my mother who was going to paint the window, yes, and i just have your suit here size, and flowers, yes.
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lisa, open the door, just don’t break the door, but i need to look at me, at the scarecrow, but i don’t need to look at you, at the pipe, go, admire your wife, the beauty, she’s also got wine in her head , southern night, anton, what does alya have to do with it, nothing connects us anymore. yes, i saw how it doesn’t connect, i ’ll get married now too, maybe i shouldn’t, this muscovite is a pathetic person, it’s you, pathetic! personality, go to your wife, i came, i saw, i fixed it, that’s it, get out of here so that your feet are not here it was, that's it, to hell with it, if i come here again, throw a box of nails on me, left,
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yes. sorry, i told you, i thought, you need a father like mine more, you need him too, you no longer, no, you no longer, no, you. no, you, you, you, okay, let them figure it out themselves, you’re right, i’m already tired of them with their stupid feelings, the new year is coming soon, how are we going to celebrate?
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i have one concept. you're probably right, i'm a bad mother, but you know, i really want
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to spend this new year's eve with my daughter. where is she? i don't i know, andrey, andrey, hello, antosha is not with you? zakhar, we haven’t seen the girl, we haven’t seen antosha, let’s go, i ’m with you, yes, comrade policeman,
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comrade policeman, comrade, comrade policeman, our children are missing, yes, children, a boy and also this, girl, girl, well, comrade policeman, come on , what's going on in our city, lisa, rose, antonina, oh, wow, gifts on new year's eve, and my boat was scolded when it was just now, ours, my god, my god, so, boat number 16, lw we order to stop , turn off the engine, boy,
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come here, anton, anton, with the prince! “my beloved girl, forgive me, please, we need to take better care, thank you very much, thank you, i never will, friends, enough of the lectures, everything is fine, everyone is alive, as i write at the end of each of my scripts, happy ending, indeed , new year is coming, let's celebrate better, my scow is at your disposal, i'm for it, yes, andrei sergeevich, mommy, daddy, come on, come on, please, come on, come on! " and what a wonderful ending? well, then in half an hour here, now we’ll go home, let’s take the most necessary things for the holiday, champagne , fireworks, ice cream for the children, but i don’t take it, maybe you should change clothes, otherwise we ruined all your things, my name is, i know that
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you are a rose, god, how you worry, well, so we will sit in complete silence, as if from a toucan. “friends, in these last minutes of the passing year, let’s remember with you, all the bad things that happened to us, let’s remember in order to forget to leave them in the past forever, lisa, i’m the first, yes, well, i don’t know, i oh, i’d like to leave this year.” uncertainty, zakhar, thank you for the offer, but i, i
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love another person and now andrey sergeevich, yes, yes, lisa, i love you. mother! it looks like we will have one father between us, i don’t mind. are you saying that when we grow up we won’t be able to get married? this is incest, and i want to pay
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attention to you this past year as a famous and financially secure person, but i have an excuse, you men fall in love with beautiful women, zakhar, i’m ready to leave with you. to a desert island, mommy, i'm with you, hello, i used to think that i could love only for the original script, the original hat, and now i also have an original hairstyle, and i think it’s much better, right? well, it’s better, no, it’s better to be bald,
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rose, rose, what’s my turn, yes, i want, no, it’s biting, yes it’s biting, roses, the last fish, hold, hold me, hold, hold it, help, help! and i, uh, roses, her name is rose, hey, on feed,
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now the chimes will strike, one, two, three, come on, four, five, six, 7. 8 9 10 11 12 cheers everyone made a wish, everyone already has everything it came true, yes, and i would also like snow, but that’s okay, i
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i'm used to it. we rarely have snow on the black sea, you make a stronger wish, it will come true, i’m happy today, people, happy new year...
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on the braslav region, the azers are blue, like the sky of the ukraine, which is right in the racing forest, at the beginning of the angry dawns, the creatures are washing yes, the light, and we know
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the fall. the cast azers are charming for the fabrics, smiling at the sun, look for yourself, and never from the sea, the bottom, which is gilded with gold , and would be from their end, the cast azers, like not the year , it hurts so much and i want to sustrezza, so as not to stars, mountains, seas, and i have never forgotten you, my dear sir. petruss brauka.
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hairdressers call it theirs; they simply call it a “training head.” seamstresses and clothing designers also have it, but it looks different, it’s called tailor’s. well, each of us, regardless of profession, regularly sees them in stores and shopping centers. surely you have already guessed that we are talking about mannequins, about them.

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