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the ukrainian here in his head remembered those important historical things, those important historical figures, which actually formed such our power and strength. this is how i wanted to end our today 's program, antin and i are saying goodbye to you today, but we will see you again in this studio tomorrow, nevertheless, we will pass the baton to our colleagues, who will continue to inform you about all the most important things. i'll see you tomorrow, you're welcome. 5 p.m. in ukraine, news time on the espresso tv channel, in the studio. koval, greetings to all
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spectators, and reconnaissance of the airspace in the kyiv region continues, so for now stay in safe places until the air alert goes off. and now about the situation in sumy oblast, three people were rescued there from under the rubble of a house. help is provided to the injured. enemy rockets smashed into a two-story residential building in a spanish community. the building was partially destroyed under the rubble of people - the regional military administration reported. the russians killed two residents of donetsk region, wounded one dead and wounded in the ocheretyn community. the enemy fired artillery at night orlivka, in the morning ocheretine. at least three private houses were damaged by shells, the regional military administration reported. another dead person is a civilian in yuzhnoye. the russians attacked the village with artillery. the russians shelled a residential
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building in the village of veletynskoe in the kherson region. the rescuers found the body of a 73-year-old woman from under the destroyed house - said the head of the region oleksandr prokudin. another local resident was injured, she is in the hospital. she has injuries to her leg and back. the enemy also attacked novocayris. wounded man. he got blast injury and chest injuries. here. in kostyantyniv, during the repulse of the shahed attack, a large-caliber ukrainian air defense bullet hit a 17-year-old girl. according to relatives, the bullet ricocheted into the apartment on the first floor. the victim received an open injury to the thoracic spine. now she is in intensive care in khmelnytskyi. on new year's eve, he set off fireworks. the violator turned out to be a resident of cherkassy (a 39-year-old citizen of the russian federation).
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the police have already filed a report on him administrative offence. in total , law enforcement officers received eight reports of the use of pyrotechnics. one of them was confirmed. the police also denied information about launching fireworks in kyiv. the video is widely distributed on the network, but it turned out to be from last year. the facts about the launching of pyrotechnics in the capital have not been confirmed. deprived, but as the visitors of the event note, even without this he remains a hero for his contemporaries. first of all, january 1 is not a new year for me and it never was for my family, but now as of today it is still especially important to honor the memory of our leader stepan bander, who, even dead, does not give rest to our enemies, the occupiers. and laughter and sin. this
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year, memes in ukraine, like coffee, always have a new flavor. they come and go, but one thing remains the same: a smile. as soon as a new topic or event appeared in the information space, such as the murder of kiva, the damage to the kerch bridge or the crash of prigozhin's plane, ukrainians create memes. what was the most joked, laughed and cried about in 2023, see material yaroslav hopatsy. for the second year in a row, it is difficult to call the life of ukrainians full-fledged and real, all because of constant air alarms and arrivals arranged by the russians. yes, unfortunately, they still exist, as does their swamp country. but ukrainians are a nation of strong people, and we have learned to laugh even through tears. and our creativity is so diverse that you can create a ministry of memes.
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january 2023 for ukrainians was remembered by the leopard flash mob, because germany reluctantly wanted to send us tanks of the same name. here you and shevchenko and groys. stefanchuk, offended johnsonyuk, and of course dozens of memes with scholz. well, where would we go without the odious people's deputy tyshchenko? in january, kolya went to thailand, ostensibly on a business trip, and when he returned, he received a lot of hate and jokes about it, for example, chess and checkmate, rambo terminator and others. laughter among ukrainians was caused by the ipo in moscow, and
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что такое? worried? i'm sorry, we didn't have anti-aircraft defense on the government buildings on the building of the ministry of defense before that? what are you there? joe biden visited ukraine in february and then it happened, the president of the usa is in a pot-bellied house, at the new post office, standing in line for a pastry in a reserved seat and others. march is always associated with a holiday, but women in ukraine boldly troll the occupiers even on this day. but in april , a flash was noticed over kyiv, which was accompanied by a surge, the ukrainians immediately decided that it was a ufo and took dozens of funny pictures and videos. meanwhile, in may
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, the russian ppu sided with ukraine. at least that's what they wrote in social networks, because it fell in the bryansk region. two enemy helicopters and as many fighters, none of crew members did not survive, oh, how sad, sad to the end, play, music, play! further, the network was shaken by a series of publications about the alleged death of vatashka pvk wagner prigozhin. in particular , they offered to make films about the fact that he is alive, shoigurasimov, where are the pipes and the parachute and other no less funny memes. the traitor karolinochka sings, just as beautifully, and most importantly , to the point, as she will inform the armed forces of ukraine,
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she probably cooperates most with gur, sternenko and organizes charity concerts, so we are waiting for another batch of drones from lorak and memes from ukraine. but here recently the network laughed at putin in beijing , all the bloody dictator spoke from the podium, which looks like a coffin with flowers, the hint was understood, nothing, soon he will definitely be there and we will laugh even more, as for example, at the traitor kiva, the earth is a concrete cog for you , i'm a small screw, i'm a small screw. a few days without kyivstar inspired a lot of people, although the connection is already there, but memes are still
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walking around the network, hello, kyivstar support service, and how did you answer me, and you yourself are on vodofon, when you work, i am not for myself i am asking for... the residents of terenki, the people are already without dmytro, now they can't even call a taxi, you will be working in 4-5 hours, arrest officer, what are you doing? yaroslav hopatsa, oleksandr kuga, mykola dikhtsar, especially for espresso. well, you can read more news on our website. website espresso tv, also subscribe to us on social networks and watch us on youtube, and you will see the next news release already at 6 p.m.,
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, hello, i will take the courage to briefly tell you how long it took us to get to this meeting, in general , mr. podrevyanskyi does not like to give interviews and always said that he could give you, but i would not, but in short, then he gave yanina sokolova, and i got jealous and called lesik, saying that you are a bitch, you changed your friends for a woman, damn it. he told me, you know what, he said, if you had tits, and i could go to you like this, like that, and give you some compliments, that's why i gave you one, but you don't have any, because you are not a woman , but a man, that's all, yesterday, when we started to develop this idea, to interview olesik, i called and you know, i was overwhelmed by the greatness not only of poderevyan, but also of my own... because i asked lesika , do you want to be barbara brylskaya, or did you somehow have a friend there, liya
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akhizhakova. he said, i don't want to be as a woman, i'm absolutely fine in a man 's body, i said, that's not the question, it's for you, the audience, i say, usually we watched the movie with a light pair, and finally we got rid of the ussr, and instead of light pairs, you see a wooden one. and september, or september and primitive, this means that this is a vip program: september and primitive, so that you know who you are seeing, you no longer see the remnants of the soviet union in the form that i remember , i watched it for the first time at school in 1975 or 1974 . so, that means the first question, well, everyone the questions will, of course, be philosophical, which means that mr. podrevyanskyi... studied russian philosophy and ideology as cyclical nazism. now i have a question
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for you, is it because the russians are afraid to say that they are nazis, or are they being squeamish just as a matter of fact, or are they just ashamed to say: well yes, well we are nazis, well we are, well we are nazis, well we are not nazis, these are the nazis, and we are not nazis, or are they all, as such, as a nation? is a coward, let's say so, what do you think? well , i think it's okay for a jackass to lie all the time, hey jackass. dishonest, he can't to exist in some kind of world, to honestly admit even to himself that he is a nazi, he , i don’t know if he is ashamed or not, is forced to lie, he has to lie, that he frees someone there and all, other such nonsense, but he can’t
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to say how honest, for example, there is a member of the ss, that you are all inhumans, and we are a superior race, and we will kill you, but for some reason he is ashamed of this, although he does the same thing, yes, i will just add to yours, there are thoughts , i don't remember, even i think jerome cager or someone or samer swetmoy, he has a reflection on lying, and he then said that there are two nations of liars, one of them is, well, normally lying, and the other is mysterious. lying, but since these are all englishmen, he said that the germans lie, but the germans lie for a purpose, they, they lie, he lied, lied and got some result, and the muscovites lie just like that, and this is a phenomenon , it's just that a person can't help but lie, people can't, and if
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you lie from the front, you make a profit, you get a kick out of it, katsap won't say it, he, he can't say it, he he... lies, that's why that he is lying and why he lies, no one knows, including katsapoma. your famous phrase, it is not entirely yours, i remember that we were standing during the revolution from tiberias, silvashi, you, me, my daughter, my wife, and then this, the collective subconsciousness came out of the phrase. well, since you're the author anyway , we'll leave it to you. do you think there will come a time when this phrase will no longer be relevant, will it ever be, or will it be, then, well, the next estonians will say so, and then kazakhs will say so, and then someone else will say so, that is, this is already such a constant on the globe, there will always be such a russia, which will, well, do something so
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that everyone around will seem like us, well, obviously. it is obvious that it will never stop until they get it, but i think that they can only be denied something somehow, other than that they, they do not understand anything, i know this from intimate communication with the katsaps, well, i know the story, in you had a romantic contact, as it is now fashionable to talk to katsapka. and i remember it struck me when she had the first drink at 9 in the morning 150 g of vodka, and then again, and then again, and at 60 in the evening, when she already had half a liter, she said: well, finally, finally, you can drink, this is the story of your relationship that i still have in my it sticks out in my head that
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we must first drink a pint by 6 in the evening, and then finally you can drink, woman. tell me, do you really think that, because i run the katsapoznavstva program here, and long, long ago, 100 years ago, in 2006, i was in israel, you were in ukraine, and we corresponded via sms, and then this story arose that katsaps are not people, that is, you think that it is necessary to create some institute for the study of biology, anthropology, i don’t know, some such... reality, that there should be all kinds of sciences, in order to prove that they either have an extra gene or not enough, because there are really a lot of examples in the last year and a half, that really, well, you can’t call it that, i sometimes say in my programs that it is homoerectus, that is , before homo sapiens, before a smart person was just
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a person who was upright, she walked straight, and that is why she was called homoerectus, and as for the head no one... whether she was smart or not, i have the impression that russia, the russians are homoerectus, they haven't reached homosense yet, listen, they say so themselves, they don't mind, they say , that all people are different, and we are different, we are different , we have our own path, i will not argue with them, but they better know about themselves, they themselves will say that all people are different, and we katsaps are different, we, we are different, we have such and such special values, so why should we argue with them if they are like that about themselves they say, well, tell me, i think they know it better. well, tell us about your theory of the emergence of kotsaps through the denisov cave, i want it to be people, i want the broad versts
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of the population to know where the russians came from, i remember you called me many years ago, well, you are a famous anthropologist, you did discovery, and i also want all people to know the origin of the katsaps, well, there in pers in the perbsky ... in the perbsky forests there is such a denisov cave, and bones were found there, but these bones do not belong to homo sapiens, they belong to the neanderthal subspecies . anderthal neanderthals are not homo-sapins, they are a race that was considered more selective because it could not stand the competition with voices, well, it's not really people. so to speak, well, i think that is exactly where the katsaps come from, that is, a straight, straight line from per with pirmi directly to modern moscow, well, it is logical, well, yes, i i
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i i logical, i agree, because everyone, and we all, we all originated from africa, by the way , i was there, i was in tanzania, where this great fault line is from... where humanity came from, that's where it is, the remains of this beast were found there, that's well, you know this whole story, and they are from africa, they all then settled all over the globe, but didisov's cave is a separate story, they were not from africa, they lived there in didisov's cave, and from there they split up all of katsapstan. it is logical. no, well, i don't see mistakes, you know, tell me, you were always famous for what you predicted,
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you predicted, you were always such a predictor, but i'm a bitch cassandra, well , anyway, anything about cassandra, because just curious, i'm an optimist on the one hand, on the other on the side of the pessimists, i am an optimist in the sense that i believe that it will end with some rather serious collapse of russia. but the pessimist is that it won't happen tomorrow and even the day after tomorrow and even in a year, what do you say, when it can happen, you see these ruins, these ruins, you see them, or you don't , well, you know, these countries are so there are many people besides me, but i am not a professional, there are many professional people here who earn their honest bread, and that i will climb there with my muzzle in this... row and disturb the harmony, i don't know, i only know that sometimes i have
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the feeling that you can't do it all the time, because the critical mass of the war must then work against you, well, that's my idealism, that is, maybe i'm wrong. no , just listen, there is a critical mass with, i don’t know, they have been accumulating a critical mass since ivan the terrible, you know when it started, when from the 15th century, it all accumulated, dig and you know, i am, well i am i'm trying not to argue, to express different opinions, but what about spirituality, but what about dignity, that's all, no, well, i just think that it's the same some idiots thought. well, we didn't think so, because we were a colony, always us, but they thought so in the 33rd year, in the 29th year, well,
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it can't be like this, well, it can't go like this, and then some even thought in the 37th year, these are those who were not shot, and it was still the same, and it continues and drags and drags, and you and i are not young people, we remember how long we doubted the dissident... when gorbachev came, and they were like, yes, no, well, well, communism, well, well, no, well, but then life, if gorbachev was there, then yeltsin and all, no, we are already europeans now , that's all, we already have a little less spirituality, and a little more brains, damn it, putin came again, and again, well, we see what we see, that is, i am always in like that, well, they are really unique, they are really unique in that, well, any other country would have died 10 times already, and... and they live and there is no way around it, and there is no way around it, well, tell me what what do you do, briefly about yourself, as they say in
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soviet documentaries, what do you do now, what do you have, what do you have, well amigo, everything is as usual, but i write a little like this on paper, the workshop is there with plaster of paris, and we are now with the composer slava nazarov, you know him very well, we muddied the rock opera gablit, and now we are working on it. well, we already have such a period that, we have already started, we are already eating costumes, there are sketches of costumes, we are eating costumes, we are making scenery, we have already written all the music and 70% work with the actors, well, that is yeah, we're about two- thirds of the way through it now, so if... in
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the best case scenario, i guess if the stars are all get together, then maybe sometime in the spring we will see it all, but tell me, if suddenly there is a role where you don't have to sing, then don't forget about me, you have to sing, you have to sing everywhere, abigo, damn it, i'd really like it, you have to sing , who, who, who, who are the actors, who are the actors, what's there? for you, i know them, these are the actors who are partly the ones you know them, they are her hamlet will be played by dmytro vyvcharuk, who played the hare in beasts, you know him, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, oh the guy, claudius, ophelia, by the way, ophelia was almost more important than the gablet for me,
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here friends, i was exchanged for a woman, i always said that, yes, claudiophilia and the ghost are new, you don’t know them, and the costume is gorgeous there, well , now i will literally tell you about the plot in three words, the fact is that the scenography, we we see the northern sea in front of us and its beach is so northern with pebbles and... there are skeletons of sea creatures and a skeleton of a mermaid, a skeleton of a mermaid that scares the hell out of us, and everyone who comes there means to the beach, the first line, they say that like it's crazy on the beach, but no one cleans anything, so it starts, it begins, it begins with the fact that ophelia comes and she has an aria, she sings about how this mermaid was her girlfriend, they are a wife,
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they... together with her they washed men's bones, clubbed, smoked a plan, but the irresponsible policy of the authorities , which, in other words, poured poisoned waste into the sea , lost her girlfriend and she is burning with a thirst for revenge, but hamlet does not want to contain himself, because he is weak-willed, she despises him, and she does not give them to him, that is the whole plot and revolves around this one. collisions, aphelia is a little greta tuberg thrown in us, that is, it is not a copy of hamlet that you wrote there once, once, once 150 years ago, but all the canonical part went in there, nevertheless all the canonical part of hamlet of the classic went in there, but many new details, tell me, once you told me, i
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already forgot, maybe it will be interesting for... the audience, but here...

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