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our society has announced that it will start renaming everrtrdy bird in the u.s. and canada named after a person because the current namesand exclusionary and harmful. >> you know, i just want to thank the committee for taking on this necessary , challenge on.f th sure crimes out of control. none of the kids can read, int more importantly, there's a pigeon taking a dump on a statue in the park and i'll be if it does it by the wrong name. >> that's sarcasm. i'm kidding, guys. ohrongame., not kidding. >> but where do you draw. the line? what do we rename big bird nextd to plus size bird? i mean, come on, you got to get rid of cuckoo birds becausef the vice president's cuckoo. come on now, jimmy feiler. you guys all right? unfortunately, that's all the time we have left this evening. as always, thank you forudienc being with us. live audience shows wednesday and thursday. hannity com tickets are free. the meantime, let not your heart be trouble. why? greg gutfeld standing by to put a smile on your face. thank you for being with us. have a great night. >> this is a fox news alert. i'm jonathan live in jerusalem.
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secretary of state antony blinken arriving israel a short while ago. this is his second trip to the middle east in less than a month. blinken is expected to discuss ways to free the remaining hostages, minimize harm to palestinian civilians, and get all who want to leave gaza out. we've seen americans and their families begin to come out of gaza, and we expect that to continue over the coming days. this has been a very deliberate effort on our part working with other countries to make sure we can get passage out for our citizens and citizens from other countries. blinken's trip comes as israeli ground forces now gaza city, surrounded. and air strikes continue to pound hamas targets inside the strip. the conflict has, according hamas officials, killed more than 9000 people in gaza. more than 1400 israelis have also lost their lives. secretary blinken also says
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while they're dealing with getting the hostages released and minimizing civilian deaths, now is also the time to come up with a plan for future sustainable peace in the region. >> we're focused on the day of. we also need to be focused on the day after. and so in conversations that we'll be having through the course of this this weekend, i expect you'll see a focus there. and particularly how we can get over time to two states for two peoples, which in our judgment remains the best guarantor and maybe the only guarantor of a secure jewish and democratic israel and palestinians with the state that they're entitled to. >> i'm jonathan hunt live in jerusalem. stay with fox news channel for the very latest news on the israel. hamas sworn. >> now back to gutfeld. >> yes. thank you.
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thank you. thank. thank you. all right, that's enough. when it comes to twitter. he's no quitter as anyone to the right of che guevara knows, twitteromes prior to eloe musk had become the bullhorn of the woke disseminating and amplifying mob driven antipathy toward anyon e who didn't genuflect before the altar of divisive identity to. olitics. divisive identity >> as most people could see,as m they used to censor conservativeost ss a lot. t. true on twitter, the right were less popularn than the veggiees tray in lizzo's greenroom. y in >>, they even threw gre the hilarious babylon b offthey the site. the babylon bee, a satirical outlet, did the free speech mavensth to its defense. nope. bepe. so it rightly made fun of them.u te and so if you tweeted something that went againstet the prevailing liberal left opinion, you are banned like bill hemmer from a beachly
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. >> can't say they blame him b anyway. x formerlyla. known as twitterr claimed that they didn't censor anybody because that's what har do. they stifle dissent and then they lie about id cot and. they would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for that meddling billionaire elont musk paid 44 billion bucks and turned twitter xexplai and explained why he did itne on joe rogan did. >> the degree to which twitter m of thegovernto which twitter government was not well understood by the public. a state publicatioell n is the way a to think of all. twitter is a state publication. republican s were suppresseds a ten times the rate of democrats. >> interestingthe rate o but whs what was what was itnter that ultimatelestiy led him to the decision to do it? was he worried that it waso a corrosive effect on civilization? >> what was it ultimatelyzation that led you to make the decision to do it? i was worrie?d you toe d about . it was having a corrosive effect on civilization. if you've walked around downtown san francisco, right near the exit twitter
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headquarters, it's a zombie apocalypse. efft onthey say, well, what phy led to that outcome? and that philosophy wasasome being piped to earth, a philosophy that would be ordinarily quite nichbuypseen and geographically constrained. so that that sort of the fallout area would be limited.ou >> hmmt ar.ea first of all, i love what rogen has done with his hair. he looks like the one woman left after last call at your local bennigan's. that's not an insult. but muskn is right. he calls old twitter and information technology and information technology to the rest of the earth. and that walking arounrertd san fran shows you the results of that mind virus. the end of civilization. d of >> because if he couldn't walk to work without stepping in a pilot humaivilizatn in dirty drug needles. >> of course he'd want to share that utopia with the rest of the world. and in order for that mind virus to propagate nee, you musr suppress opposing viewpoints. you need to silence the people
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who recognize how harmful your policies are. censorship harmf isn't a byprodt of leftism. it is leftism. >> because if people can hear opposing ideas, they might think, you knoyou w, ditches in this gulag isn't as fun as they said it would be. censorship in leftism. you can't havecensorsh one with the other. sort of like brian kilmeade in the men's wearhouse other.. ware yeah, it's the only timehonl they didn't like the way they looked. sk als musk also said george soros is trying to erode the fabrio c. of civilization. if that sounds like hyperbole, if t lik been to a city ibole, lately and it begs for the comparison between these two billionaires. soros used his vast fortune to targe ht local races because he knew that's where his money could do the most damage. not in presidential races. the result an end to bai pl, ar a rise in recidivist violent crime and a decriminalization ntof everything from larceny lar to carjacking. turning once great cities into open air, petting for junkies, r
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thugs and maniacs. meanwhile, what it must protect your freedom of expression as opposed to limitingting y your freedom from crime. she must have understoodoufreeda small number of people could commandeer and enforce an ideaeo on a nation. he knew history. he a majority y. to create tyranny. just a minority living create a five square mile block in northern california. and that would it. now, what they try to do to twitter is what biden wantedi to wants to do now with.ge i get the same people in charge ,the same horrible outcomes. >> and if all that's too heavyeo for, you.you, musk reportedly plans to add a fully fledged dating componenk t to the app next yea. talk about hooking up with your ngex. >> oh, no. ter] but do we really need another dating app? frankly, i miss the days of getting to know someone. the ol ogetting d fashioned way. you know, when you stood outside their bedroom window for hours. wh stoody they slept.
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>> but the idea is about making it into an everything app. as he looks for ways to inject new cash into the company t because it's now worth almost 65% less than when he bought it. sobecause it's n was he stupid g this? no, he was brave. this s be the biggest financialb sacrifice anyone ever did on behalrave.f of a country. but then again, he is worth 225 billion. wortsodium. 44 billion is like a haircut for jesse watters here.rs >> so no. wonder he lets joe rogan shoot an arrow into the side of his brand new cybertruck. >> yeah, there is a blue arrow fo.r flatten the tip of thehis s arrow. >> this is going to be my next o car because you never know the next time you'll be chased by liz warrehetime youn.
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that was a setup. >> as for my comments on the evils of leftism, the only people scoffing evils m are leftists, the ones who benefited from twitter censorship, namely mainstrea bo journalists. a year ago they predicted the company would collapse and they wersts.a yeare their le jeffrey epstein at spring break and said the only thing that's tanked is the media's ratings. tagked is the media's ratings. faster than joe biden on a treadmill. maybn e not all of ellen's moves so far have been great, but he's doing it for the righ t free's doing it for the righ . musk believes in free speech, ift, on't bes in free speech, just insult him. he won't block you, but he will mock you. and he certainlylo butwill won'd the feds after you. >> let's welcome. yes, he's the inspiration behind american indian term paleface. fox news contributor tom shillu indiam e. she talks about and ticks offeri terrorist groups. host to the whoop chat, emily austinst to get on her good side
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,just throw her a handful of birdseed. "new york times" best selling authora bir and fox news contrr kat timpf. and finally, his knuckle sandwich can feed a family. d five.a "new york times" best selling author comedian in a bar, nwa world champion tyrusfa o. world champion tyrusfa o. of interesting that this is what he would choose to spend his money on. what do you thin>>kindinterestki i love elon musk. i mean, i love the guy. whathe's he he's like he has evk right to be an evil billionaire, but he's just not being one. just it's really amazing. s >> and he's so open. he spent 3 hours with joe rogan. >> he'll go anywhere. bi he'll go anywhere. about anything. billionaires are very guarded. they won'tllionair give a threee interview. >> i'm more guarded than elon musk, and i'm only a thousand airview. thar. you know it is. he's like bruce wayne. yes, but he doesn't need nee costume. no, but he's having a ball and i love it. and d the e.i wish he didn't ch
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the name of twitter, but he makes mistakes. like twitter wasna of. d name such a good name forcompan the company. and then he changed to x. i like twitter becausey an h i e the way he says it. >> twitter. twitter. yeah, about twitter. sabout for $44 million.gh >> the i just think he's anng interesting guy and it's gu himsting guy and it's and george soros, who i mean, you never see him. he just hides like the evios, l that he is. but, you know, and the other thing just you notice that he's referring to earth. like he said, twitter was like he said, twitter was he's already like on mars. >> yessa twi, he already looks at earth. >> it's just another place for he lh and you knowr place for what? he's right when you see how the world is going and hisml point. >> emily, how have you been thinkingd isoing about the twit dating app at all? i would be iyoing wouldn't i wo enjoin it because i would rather wait outside. somebody'suld t at night. i think it's more like personal, but i would be really happ really because it would primarily be conservatives
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because the left wants to boycott evatives e thx. hing and i don't think it's a bad thing for conservatives to start procreating. fou maybe we can like have four orre five, six children and build a little conservative army to outnumber the left a little bit because, you know, they're not going to be on the app. so armies,o i be really elated if he can do that. and conservatives could just, ould byou know, like geneticalle smarter kids and then maybe soros wouldn'tdid th to destroy civilization. but ifs he was smart, you'd be friends with elon, you'dnds i get on one of his rockets and you have like that f-you money, you can move to marths, m can like develop it. so if i were him, that's what i would do. yeah, i wish had a billionaire >>d application's open.ionaire >> yes. it'd be amazing. wish y >> kat, don't you wish you had 1000 air best friends?ou i do. do what do you make of, let's say, let's say twitter's progress now. so he's losing a lot of money. he's losins losing a lotg adveru but it's definitely and there's hofit, s definitely and there's
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let's be honest. >> but it's actually feels like a good thing it fe. ing, yeah, the dating thing, i don't know. i mean know., you of already can do that. yeah. i mean, anything anythin g thingreep is a dating app if you're creepy enough. that is true. like doordash customer service. like my food wasn't cold, but i am in bed at night. f come over.ood i wonder iwa colf would work. w i probably would. it probably would. yeahont anything could be a datinge app. so i don't even know like, what would that mean? the datingng app on.datingng app >> i think he's just kind of try and stuff me and want to worg whatk seeing what won'tl you can also already probably find someone to get you pregnantso o ge twitter if that's what people offer me all the time and i'm not. that's so true. all right, tyrus, what do you look at? listen no, i'm just. i'm listening to everything. pleasein not make that joke and call doordash. when t
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>> now, i'm gonna go right on the wrong end. >> the wrong end. at your phone going, oh, he's here. he's coming. i was joking. the joking. >> oh, i've, you know. there are certain times in life where you like you. you see somebody enough and you decide like, hey, i thin , kt want i want to be friends with this guy. i mean, wanna be friends with elon? because i think i needh to. one of the guys that text him at two in the morning like yoth bye panamae guys. >> yeah. do it. you know like i think he's getting to the point now where he's starting to like have so much funw being the hated cool guy he's now wearing ,his outfits are getting weirder. you know, he's got to ask and is thi s and he changes chang his accent from time to timees.s he's having fun. and he you know, he's talks about earth because he's already a ear bought mars. yeah. you know, so and i'm you know, i just want to be like texting yoanst want to be like texting . you know it's easy the by antarctica and let's see if we can turn into a rainforested wel you know what the perfect example is? into a. is? he was mad that they banned babylon. that's why i want to be friendst .
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him yes. i like to be at a point whener you don't like something like, yeah becaus, i'm watching cnn s and somebody me off on their i just call the account and likei , go buy all the stocs on cnn. yeah, buy at all . havebuy at all >> do we have it? cool. tell stelter. ye s wear a clown suit every nig night on cnn or fired? >> like, that's the stuff i would i would doht . >> and i feel like elon would be the guy to call me like, yo, did you just make him weree go, a clown suit? watch this. i'm buying abc. wait til clownl you soap operass week. no, i just feel like that's kind of cool, you knowoperas, we cool trips. >> i would be the moon. i would be so petty. like icool.ould be f there weren or somebody that upset me, i would bu salesy the company so i could fire that person after you. do the correction. yes. after you make them feel like it's going can, afr yo to be okay, then you go and you bring them in. yeah. crush their soul. . in treeir soul. up next, liberals ignore the jews to make islamophobia. the jews to make islamophobia. the newsat lymphocytic leukemia, calquence ca
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get yourself a happy cloud massage at the oliver thomashawk.com. >> oliver. thomas. let's be real, guys. >> gs be real, guys. as jews are harassed, left and right, the house takes on the muslim plight. takehe muslim plight. is facing a backlash after announcing a plan to fight islamophobiaash here in americ while hatred and hate crimes against jewish people are on the risn americte ce. you have to hand it to joe. he's so tone deaf. his new secret service cod ie is marlee matlin. >> oh, even the fbi director himself says anti-semitism is reaching historic levels in thebi us, are but they're working on that, too. you know, after they track down every grandma, the police let in on january 6, and who do they put on the case? >> r they t the least likely to get anything done. oh, venn diagram herself. >> for years, muslims in america and those to bes have muslim have endured a disproportionate numberattack
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of hate fueled attacks. i am proud to announce the biden-harris administration will develop our nation's first national strategy to counter islamophobia. ophobia. >> this strategy will be a a comprehensive and detailed plan to protect muslims those and those perceived to be muslim from hate, bigotrytry an and violence. >> that assessment brought to you by a box of wine. win but she says muslims endured a disproportionate they endured a disproportionate number roportioof attacks. xactly compared to what, exactly? you know, this isn't like returning a videthis iino camerm already used at walmart. we're going to need wed so. .ng to need >> meanwhile, as people across america ripped down posters of the jewish hostagesple acro a . leave it to the "new york times" to defend the vile act. new yorkd of record calls it a form of protest, a release valv fore, and alsoovt a provocation by those anguished by what they say wasio the israeli government's mistreatment of palestinians. >> see vernment?
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they're the victims. how dare you present us with p actualre victims of atrocity. >> you are hurting my feelings. atrocity hurtingbut why? g they're really defending people, tearing down the posters. they got caughring dn t. t's on and also, the truth of what's on those posters is way too hard to bear. it destroys their filter of the oppressed versus oppressor. so they go destrs theit to get . maybe attacks on jews won't exist if we hide it froms on th. so according to the libs at the times, they are just provoked. protestersaccord seeking a relee valve and so they make more bad excuses than . cuses than >> me when i get asked to donate to charity. i've sees n now. i'm surprised those poster teachers don't demand treatment for paper cuts. they probablrrors dot demandy ah doctor or thrill a hey, i like that. i thought that was good. very stron t g. .tron emily as a young jewish woman, which you are, do you find this kind of relativism sensible?,
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the idea that, okay, there's these jewish atrocities. w >> we've got to speak out about that, but we also have to speak out about this. yeah. >> you know, i want to preface what i'm going to say with islamophobia. of course, an issue it is. thi and this is not a war, muslims versus jews. it is simply the world against terrorism. so with that being said, with jewish hate crimess an being up 338% right now, the white house's priority should be finding the peoplerig who are hunting down jewish students on campus, threatening jeudents on campus, threatening jewish students feel safe on campus again. ele onand make people not afraid to walk around wearing a star of david. if david. so if kamala harris wants to go make an anti islamophobia, a faux islamophobia initiative, you might as well then doitism, anti antisemitism, too, because it's just so silly that the three weeks where jewish hate crimes are at its peak high are. all right, let's talk about racism now. let's bring something that's so irrelevantpeak let's into this just to like what's the point of diminish jewish. o
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>> it's so insensitive. she group them together because she didn't the data on the other stuff that's a little trick politicians on te to do. kat why do you think they ask every time they give something e to? >> kamala she never gets it done. do you think that's the case here? you thihat's thwell, that was . >> what is the plan? yeah, it's comprehensive. >> i yeah, i watched the video three times. i go>> kat: e videt that it's ce and detailed. >> yeah. >> not one detail.d. so we're all talking about this plan. what is it? >> i don't know. how can i know what to think wh about it if we don't knowit is. what it is? >> hmm? reg:step one. it's bad. say, you know, there's plan. yes. yes. i don't think that that's the plan. just>> greg:yes.. a there's a plan. well, first, you're going to have to identify the number attacks, and they can't.y do if they do, then they have to see how many there are. and then it's going to be dwarf dwarfed by what's been happening to jews then. >> so they can'tedwhat's happe e
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second step and also just in general, whenever it's war time, usually it's a war that we're directly involvedn rh in. but you worry about them taking certain rights away, things thine, things likeimiting s limiting speech. >> so i really want to know what's in the plan. yeah, always so knowow, always want to know the plan. do you think this is a strategy to get kamal a out, like giving her this role? >> no, i think we need to start giving the vp credit.to yeah, okay. i'm getting tired of it. yeah. all righ start git she apparently can keep great secrets. >> oka y. she ha >> you couldn't tell by that speech. she had an amazing plan, but it's amazing a secret. p if she tells the plan, then the bad guys will see it. duh. knows that as. >> but the joking has to stop right here. okay. i'm not joking. i'm going to get real for a minute. why do we keep askin ag greg and i text you sometimes? the five? why do we keep greg,nd asking on treating this like they can i change? >> mm-hmm. why is it that we're all trying we'reto pretend like. they
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>> oh, we don't know why they're so anti-semitic? this is who the woke have beene from day one. they've just moved their stuff around t. first it was white men.or you all had to go. you were responsible for everything, especially especial you. >> paleface. [lo. leface. all of you had.>> i'm glad he pointed at you greg: and then it was heterosexual. alpha males had to comsexuale right then. women. women didn't matter anymore. omen.anwhat is the one?wo we h.anwhat is the one?wo unapologetically didn't care women getting beat up in the street thought they shouldn't have been dressed that way. they shouldn't acted that way. noinon the acthey're out. the media's not getting it wrong. they're getting it. right. when the marched and they said that every white womating w in america in 1940s and fifties was in danger from a black man like me coming to get them. >> they wisha , but that wasno the hysteria. there was no facts. yeah, there was no truth to itse . they just said it. so they're not going to come out and say what they need goan. wasy what they need hmm. israel was attacked. it was a terrorist act. ll
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it was all these horrible things. nothing that happened to muslims, nothing. >> because supposedl y hamas. >> yeah, but see, we'ree only the only side that even separates hamas. palestine. they don't. yeah. because if you cornered them, say, hey't, hamas say hamas is bad, they won't do it. yep. and then you'll hear things like they're freedom fighters. >> yeah. so they're all one thing. so act>> kat to right? yeah. yeah, sure. yeah. >> y. the point.top we need to stop trying to figure this riddle out. they're it out to play it out.eo this is who they are, and they're not going to change . and we need to stop. we need to start being aggressive with them in termssive of.e right. posting the names of people who are ripping down this stuff. just like if you had if a person was walking around fox news, puttin g posters puttin saying the big needs to go. gutfeld you would see that and there'd be a scathing email. and every company, every office would need to get this racist guy out of this building. he's not going to talk a to somebody. and we need do the same thing with the jewish community because it's the exact thing.
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and then when there it turns over, then it'll be somebody else's sam . we need to stop just acting like we're this is a racis t, anti-semitic talk to anybody who's not part of their marxist program. well, and tom, i have to remindt you to stop putting up thosesteb posters about tyrus, there's other ways to get a spotth on this show. i understande . ok >> yeah, i mean, look, i agree. the what? tyruagree. s said is so accurate. s >> it's been going on for so long. you remember, you wereber, in college in the late eighties. i'm in college. i go there. i had never heari god about thiw and then i show up on campusin e late eighties and people are telling me that israel is the most vital nation on earth. and i wat israels s, oh, i neved that one. i'm like 19. i never heard that before at alld that. and i thought, well, i mean, i'm sure they're exaggerating, but they you know, they must have done something wrong in israel to get these guys so angry. >> and then you find out, ohys i didn't do anything wrong. >> they didn't do anything. thn a 50 year lie anything.
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and they continue with it. and i mean, it is. funny that i don't want to it's like they're obviously murderers. hamai don't wants is, evil murd. but they also have a lot of gall, greg. havthey a lot of gall. o >> yeah. like, really did the heads wa of hamas wass like, you know,- he called for a cease fire and they were like, ohlike, you goig to put your guns down? >> he's like, no, no, we need to kill the israelis. yeah, exactly. like need to kill th he was likt to play tennis with you, but you don't get a racket. >> hey, all right, we gotracket to move on. we'v next, liberal turds want to rename birds now? what's that? nothing. just get in the car. let's go. come on. >> how did that get in? right now you're painting or something? kind of.
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for the people of gaza. it's a good thing for the americans that are being held hostage. and it's not going to stop israel from defending itself. >> the also approving a more than $14 billion military aid package for. the gop sponsored bill for emergency aid hinges on cuts, government spending elsewhere. president biden says he'll veto the bill. i'm marianne rafferty. now back to gutfeld gutfeld. >> and race is plotting racism.. i see people places thingsthings in words. now there's even racist. s ne it's true. as wokeness never truly ends, they chang dse the names of our feathered friends. >> the american horror anthologathered y google googley plans to remove all birds derived from a person in an attempt to make birdwatching
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more inclusive. there's the word inclusive because that's what keeps black, brown and trans people from looking thats. from looking it's their names. and not that. birdwatching is about as excitin brown g as waxing jo, bu excitin brown g as waxing jo, >> sorry, but accordingco to these jokestersrdin of famous birds have names clouded by racism, misogyny, . for example, the audubon shearwater will no longer be linked to audubon society founder james audubon because,en the dude owned. well, with that standard, how about all there black whose last names are washington, monroe or even jeffersonst name should they change their names? thank god. sherman hemsley is it a live? >> seeange that? i miss weezy to weezy. you got it right. thank you. the name changes will initially on 80 spaces, so having goont bored with schools and streets and monuments, now it's birds.
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but is there any merit to this new renaming? and what about the birds themselves? t th turns out they could be racist. and not just c jim crow. crow. >> here we go.we take a listen. w i'll say i'll see if we stillav had, i wouldn't have to build my own snowman. what a shame. see you there, fido. seeing as how we're both whitewh and alite anl what do you thinke about joining me for a good old fashioned cross burnino g? >> gee, mr. leghorn, how do i talk? just likw doe you. >> oh, that's easy, little one. just use your favorite racial slur like this. >> look. >> look. i will try iris as an animal lover. will this solve the bigotrympan is so rampant in bird watching community. really hope sod wa.
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out time. you know. fro >> need to change the name from blackbirds. obviously. , >> dark birds. this so stupid, mike. >> i'm sorry. like the first night bird on the thing should have been like the woodcock. >> let'se the wood get rid of t. >> okay, that one's a little. it's a little offensive when you're like, hey, kids hey, to e forest, we can look at woodcock. >> you don't want to change that name. th wooe are so stupid. >> mm-hmm.le the audubon society was changing the name of the shearwater bird because it's named afterge shearwaterdubon e audubon. >> but they don't change their name. yeah. yebut tht change ts. greg: >> to a bird that if you saw it ,you would be like, oh, sparrow. >> and go about your day like, this is the most random, stupid them is the most random, stupid yes. because so many birds are going to send them thank you note like thi thankess. my whole life oppressed you being named after somebodye successful? mm-hmm. happened in the wrong time period. succepening ie wronis dumbest .
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yeah. yeah. change the names. but first on the list. the yougoinyou're going to chay name. >> get that woodcock out of there. nam git's a lot.g: cat, are we running out, of racist things? ari now we're basically at thee bottom of a birdcage. >> i jusbasicat like bird watchs probably, like, the most a bi cinclusive thing out there already. yeah. nobody has ever been, like, youe sorry, you're not cool enough. you can't come watch bird. u can'i there's no bouncer thern >> is it? >> and also, i went to africa. yes, that's it.o no. and the safari guide on my s safari that i went to in africa . >> he said that he thinks that people keep changing the name bird so that people need to keep buying the books. o oh, so you go to africa, you learn stuff? >> yeah. you're going to tell us you went to africa every peopl day?
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i was. i was there. i was like, i can feel this bewas like, i can feel this and i'm not going to stop. it's like when what's michael jm scott went to jamaica and he. by the end of the jamaica. yeah. yeah. and he came back witanh a bid g brass drum. remember? a biyeah. >> i also saw that my boss go top. >> that was. yeah, that was good. is the college student that, like, will spend the semeste rbroa will spend the semeste and come back, like, with a french accent? sorry, i was jus bt in for. yeah, except for me. it only took a week. >> tom, this must be as a racist. >> you must be very upset. you actually do bird watch, don't you? rdi like bird watching.d >> of course i've done it. i watch them. i watch them. and i shoot themtch.i watcem fo. you shoot them out of the sky. that's actually a biggerproble problem. what about the windmills? the whitm. e windmills kill millions of birds a year. >> then i'll be black birds.
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>> no, black cats kill birds. you just outed himself. you madeear.de a a joke, thoughh that the birds were racist. >> but blue jays are racist, re: really? against white people. so they're alwaylly?s attackingy >> the blue jays, they attack me and they attacky at my. a >> and my dog is you know, i know the dog is in a race, but my dog's white. >> and, you know, i mean, my those blue jays come at you, though. they do. but and, you know, tyrus, they are changin g the audubonon society. they haven't done it yet because they still have all the calendars and everything. once.they h they get rid of alld the calendars and the stationery, they're changing their name. >> they never will. >> they voted to anyone here ty they voted to anyone here >> you too may leave. that's it. >> emily, do you think there's any any kind of sensible reason for this, or is it just. >> no, nible reao. erica' i'm actually very relieved that america's priorities are aligned like world war three is nearing. we're declining as a society. worls are up, but i'm gladty. that we're changing the names
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of birds. ca birds. three birds? >> even just three species of birds. virtuae threl. u to >> i want you to go from.fo yeah, i can hummingbird mockingbird worst parrot. rrot. >> yes. okay. well, on a parrot. no, it's crazy. parrots. wellt wake up every day - and they're green. >> you didn't even say penguin. and, you know, is that a bir dnd, you know, is that a bir that's not considered a bird? >> why? turkey? turkey? those two people left. >> you can come back. okay? it is a bird are. n >> it's a penguin. a bird. all right. and that's what the birdbird?s coming up, an adorable palate cleanse from greg's animal
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celebrate friends ♪ >> greg: time for greg's animal friends. the best animal videos around. tyus? >> okay. >> tyrus: this halloween i didn't feel like driving around trick-or-treating so i kind of came up with this great idea with my daughter, and her mom, that they would have a spooky petting zoo. and they took my little lazy comment and turned it into a -- i thought i was beings clever. my daughter was smart. she said one candy to hold the animals, two candies for a picture and she set up her shop and she had her tortoises and halloween snakes, and she had it all out and her little -- people came from all over, it was really cool because my daughter, there she is holding one of hermher
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milk snakes. 9-year-olds and 11-year-olds, a group of high school boys came up and wanted to hold stuff, as a dad you're like leaning forward, because high school boys can be stupid and my daughter said the best line ever, no. you guys go. boys are dumb, you don't know what you're doing. you're not allowed to hold animals, and the girls formed a wall and it was like keep moving. keep it moving and one of them said what are you going to do about it and my daughter said, dad. but it was a great time. it was really a lot of fun and it was cool. we started a new thing. >> greg: nice. tom? >> tom: i'm tired of people saying the people are sheep. they are sheep. just passive. sheep are tough. every too many i go on instagram there is another sheep attacking someone. the guy walks into the pen. look at the sheep he walked by. he comes out. boom. yes. >> run, baby, run.
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this is our time. run. >> does anybody have thumbs? here he is again. when he walks through. the white one. right there, he comes out, i don't like that guy. >> you think there is a back story to this? they were trying to escape. could you not see the one tricked him. he walks past me, make the move. watch. watch. he comes in not yet. not yet, guys. now, now, get him. freedom. >> he had a clear-cut path. it was personal. >> none of them knew how to open the gate. >> greg: kat, what is your animal friend? >> kat: i bet you think i'll show something from africa but i'm not. i'm going to show you this video of this raccoon with these fish and tell you how it remind me of this one time when i was in africa, our tour guide, who, leading us to seeing all this cool stuff, lions and hippos, he said i really want to see a raccoon. he said have you ever seen a raccoon?
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i said yes. but if you're in africa you don't see raccoons. >> greg: it's like australia with koala bears. they just want to kill them. >> kat: i haven't been to australia but i have been to africa. i went on a safari. >> greg: they will never invite you back. emily? >> kat: you don't have to be invited. >> if you ever visit thailand the monkeys there are just bred differently. i don't know if they are fed like cocaine growing up but they are really different. like cut from a different cloth and i've heard stories like my dad's sister went there. a monkey will grab my [ bleep ] or something like that but the monkeys in thailand are fing around. >> kat: when i was -- a monkey watch me shower in africa, and then he ran away. >> these monkeys in thailand, they are professional pickpocketers. they take sunglasses from people while they are tanning. they are organized crime out
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there. >> i was in thailand and i thought i went home with a monkey. >> greg: turns out it wasn't a monkey. >> kat: why would you want it to be a monkey? >> women, we learn not to ask him questions. >> greg: up next, is a woman's age revealed if he rsv is out there. for those 60 years and older protect against rsv with arexvy. arexvy is a vaccine used to prevent lower respiratory disease from rsv in people 60 years and older. arexvy does not protect everyone and is not for those with severe allergic reactions to its ingredients. those with weakened immune systems may have a lower response to the vaccine. the most common side effects are injection site pain, fatigue, muscle pain, headache, and joint pain. i chose arexvy. rsv? make it arexvy.
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>> a story in five words. ♪ >> greg: socks, give away your age, kat, a tik toker, sounds like the truth, says you can tell someone's age by how they wear their socks. millennials wear hidden ankle shots, and the zers wear their socks up, thoughts? >> kat: first, i'm really glad we're doing this topic. i wear my socks up, even though i'm old. >> greg: yes. >> kat: i'm 35, my eggs are scrambling, everyone keeps telling me. brutal. >> greg: emily, do you buy this? >> i didn't know this was like a thing. i'm 22 for those who don't know the definition of gen-z. i wear socks up to here and they are always bizarre.
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i wear socks that say chill out, evil eyes, like really funky-looking socks. i thought everyone kind of likes high socks, cushioning, warm. >> greg: tom, you wear -- >> there you go. >> greg: but you also have garters, don't you? >> whenever we travel i say compression socks. that's the key. that's how you tell my generation. copper fit compression socks. [applause] >> greg: tyus -- >> kat: what's happening? >> grandpa got in the booth. >> greg: going to fall into the christmas tree. >> there is another way. >> greg: yes. you could just ask him. grow up. grow up. >> excuse me, ma'am, how old are you? it's stupid. really, socks, whatever, and
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someone who doesn't wear socks are lost. you judge them in the elevator. look at this punk thinks she's a gen-zer. we know she was born in the 1970s. kat is right, we're all dumber for this. how are you? >> feel their wallet. >> maybe that's cool in africa but here in the states -- >> or thailand. >> hey, how are you doing? >> greg: maybe it's just ankles need to be covered up. keep that for the imagination. i don't want to see your ankle when you have chronic kidney disease... ...there are places you'd like to be. like here. and here. not so much here. farxiga reduces the risk of kidney failure which can lead to dialysis. ♪far-xi-ga♪
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