a head in a t-shirt because he's used to putting his head up his ass. >> sean: you win. >> thank you. like i'm tired of pretending this is okay, america. you know what the banner said? joe stands with workers. the workers help him stand. it's sad. >> sean: you're special, you taped it in huntington. it airs when in. >> january 8, 2024? you better be there. starting the year in style. >> sean: the great jamie -- ji jimmy failla. "gutfeld" will put a smile on your face next. thanks for being with us.

[cheers & applause] >> greg: turn on that thing, you guys. turn it on. you're applause is like a moist finger in my bellybutton. all right. she lost an election and now she's projecting. hillary clinton went on "the view" this week which raise as serious question. what is the weight capacity for that stage? [laughter] you'll never guess what she talked about. her love of gardening, the things she does to stay healthy. how much she adores catching and cooking stray kittens. no, it was donald trump as expected. it's like i always tell taylor swift, girl, you got to move on. seriously, trump doesn't just live in hillary's brain. he built a 500 unit condo with a

rooftop lounge. sonny hostin, the only member not vaccinated for k-9 distemper kicked things off what will happen if trump is re-elected. it's odd. hillary is an expert on not getting elected. does she think it would end our country as we know it? >> it would be the end of our country as we know it. i don't say that lightly. you know, i hated losing. especially hated losing to him because i had seen so many warning signals during the campaign. >> greg: warning signals that you were going to lose? well, to bad you didn't bother to visit the states you lost to, you potato shaped wine bag. but would he even be worse now? >> i think that he would be even worse now. because he was somewhat restrained, believe it or not, in the first term by people who

he hired because he thought they would go along with him and they stood up to him. so now he's going to, if he were ever near the oval office again, find people with no conscious, totally tied to his fortunes literally and therefore would do whatever he said. >> greg: uh-huh, people that have no principles or conscious. is she talking about her husband or herself? they said you hate in others what is true about yourself. it's why brad pitt won't return my calls. but it sounds like she's projecting. no principles, check no conscious, big, big check. big charity to enrich yourselves while not rebuilding haiti? big, big check. so do dems make valid criticisms about trump? why not. he can be rude, ruthless, even his biggest fans admit that.

some of his biggest fans cherish that. he doesn't play by the rules and still beat hillary. the real reasons dems hate trump, he took their own playbook and ran with it. never apologized. the enemy deserves nothing and make fun of chris christie. [laughter] but hillary hates trump the same way all of her pals hate him. he was us and not them. she went on and on and on and on. maybe she's the one who left coke in the white house. i hope she talks about when she was secretary of state. >> you know, when i was secretary of state, i used to talk about one and done. what i meant people would get legitimately elected and then try to do away with elections and do away with opposition and do away with a free press. >> greg: who has done that? so that's what one and done meant? i assumed it means the number of

times bill did it with her. i know. [applause] don't kill the messenger, hillary. but it's funny. here's someone from the dems talking about doing away with the opposition as they continue to investigate and jail anyone in a red hat. as for doing away with the free press, not only do they shut down legitimate press outlets, that's how they won in 22. they imposed a blackout for reporting hunter biden's lab top, which was not russian disinformation. they worked with the tech industry to silence anyone that share a different opinion on covid or the elections. at least you didn't compare trump to hitler. >> you can see it in countries -- well, hitler was duly elected. so now all of a sudden someone with those tendencies, authoritarian tendencies would be like okay, we're going to shut this down, throw these people in jail. >> greg: by the way, hitler

wasn't elected. he was appointed. her grasp of history is as bad her grip on reality and handrails. don't you hate it when the people in power use the law against their enemies? can you imagine if someone tried to throw a former president of the united states in jail? who does that? i'd say she's lost it but that would imply she had it to begin with when we know this broad was nuts since 1992. maybe the reason bill cheats is she's hung up on republicans. republicans aren't tearing down posters of kidnapped israelis. a republican did not just gotten cen censured. calling trump a nazi could make democrats vote for him. hillary condemned hamas but she insults jews by comparing trump

to hitler. remember, trump has jewish grandkids. he's a staunch defender and proved it by creating the abraham accords which she could never do. he's against world war iii. maybe that's why democrats are trying to so hard to start it. so take your nazi and shove it where bill hasn't been since the 70s. [cheers & applause] you know, my favorite part of hil hillary's gas lighting, she's the biggest election deniner history. it's got to be a kick to her nuts. my hats off to her. she's done more to expose the crimes of democrats than anybody else. all she has to do is keep opening that business fat mouth. rejoice that hillary will always be the biggest loser. as bill said he didn't have sexual relations with that

woman, we can be grateful we never had president hillary screwing over the whole country. thanks, trump. [applause] let's welcome tonight's guests. if you desire wealth, she'll be good for your health. liz mcdonald. when his call him, it's a pocket dial. it's jamie. he has to leave early tonight to study for his trig mid-term. guy benson. and she weighs 98 pounds, 48 without hair and makeup. "new york times" best selling author, kat timpf. [applause] jamie, it's clear that hillary clinton is a miserable woman.

you have quite an experienced making women miserable. >> i do. >> greg: what would make her happy? what is it that she really wants these days? >> i don't know. i was thinking about my kids. they do pocket dial me but i get good three minute messages of them talking to their friends. >> greg: that's nice. >> sometimes when i see videos of hillary, i think back and i go i feel like we shouldn't have been as hard or bill for doing what he did. i feel like going back in time and just one intern? oh, my god. [laughter] look what you had to deal with. like what does she want? why is she on this tv show? i feel stupid because the other day, there's no possible way that "the view" could get worse. then they had hillary on. remember saying that to you. now i'm angry. i hate "the view." i don't even like the name of it. i don't think you should call it "the view" if there's nothing to

look at. [applause] that may seem mean. imagine if you went to a hotel and asked for a room with a view. you paid extra. you opened the drapes and joy behar was there. i'm just saying. i don't think the -- i thought the comparison to hitler was in poor taste. i don't think comparisons like that are good from that satan lady. >> greg: no. >> i shouldn't even say that. i know it's like a hop. i reading oh, i hate that comparison like it's evil. you know, i don't think it's fair. that was written by satan. [laughter] >> greg: you know, liz, why doesn't she just admit that she wants a rematch? she lost to hitler. she's going to go to her grave losing to hitler. >> exactly. well, you know, i kept looking and i felt -- i wouldn't want to be in her brain. oh, my god.

this is quite a grudge that she's holding. what is she going to do next? compare him to the ebola virus? what she did with the steele dossier, all of that other stuff, trump alpha bank. what biden is doing just makes the house of cards look like disney. when we see what really wendt on, we're like really? the only place that she could talk like that is "the view." and i don't know -- what is the next step after hitler? satan as you point out? how far is she going to go? >> greg: i don't know. guy benson? >> welcome to the show. >> greg: yes. speaking of guy benson -- >> just to clarify, you lumped me in with hitler and satan. no question, greg? >> greg: no, i don't. i don't have a question. let me look for one. >> i'll say this about hillary. i think we buried the lead here.

she was saying, you know who else was duly elected? hitler. was this finally an admission that donald trump was duly elected? she called him illegitimate for years. >> greg: that's true. >> an interesting moment from her. i'm not a big trump fan, never have been but brings me such joy -- i was not having a great day. i watched her on the screen to say i hated losing to him. it brought warmth in to my soul. >> greg: it's amazing to spends all of this time reliving that moment over and over again. this is -- we only see it on tv. she must be doing it all day, right? it's like when you still play little league, right? [laughter] like if you -- >> junior varsity now. >> greg: you drop a pop fly, may bother you a day or two but you don't sit at home in the uniform sniffing your mitt. >> is that euphemism, greg?

>> greg: no, it's not. sniffing your mitt. unless you're mrs. romney. kats? great show. she performed live at the hard work. i was there. sold out. [applause] >> thank you. i'm glad you brought up my tour. because i am on tour as many of you know. i'm going to be in florida this weekend. i haven't been to florida yet, which is why i'm going there. this is my first tour. i think i might have some advice based on what i've learned which is that you can't keep the tour going for eight years going to the same places with the same material. yet that's what hillary is doing. she's been calling trump hitler since what? 2015? we're going in to the 2024 election cycle. you got to write some new [bleep] or you have to stop the tour. >> greg: yeah.

[applause] orlando is sold out but there's tickets to jacksonville still available. >> greg: excellent. she won't be calling anyone hitler. except for guy benson. all right. >> no, i will not. >> greg: up next, candidates quake at the words from vivek. [applause] like here. and here. not so much here. farxiga reduces the risk of kidney failure which can lead to dialysis. ♪far-xi-ga♪ farxiga can cause serious side effects, including ketoacidosis that may be fatal, dehydration, urinary tract or genital yeast infections, and low blood sugar. a rare, life-threatening bacterial infection in the skin of the perineum could occur.

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>> greg: thank you. [applause] vivek threw punches and ate everyone's lunches. yes, there were exchanges but could there be a gop debate by me? anti-woke businessman vivek

ramaswamy was the only memorable thing. besides chris christie asking when is the pie eating contest. [laughter] vivek opened the night slamming the people that put the whole damn thing on and mentioned yours truly. watch. >> there's a cancer in the republican establishment. speak the truth. since ronna mcdaniel took over as chairman of the rnc, we have lost 2018, 2020, 2022, no red wave that never came. ronna if you want to come on stage, look the voters in your eye and tell them you resign. think about who is moderating this debate. this should be tucker carlson, joe rogan and elon musk. you think the democrats would hire greg gutfeld to host a democratic debate? [applause] >> greg: come on! he knows mentioning my name is the oldest name in the book to

get on this show. he's right. usually when my name is on nbc, it's preceded by the f word. he also got into it with former south carolina governor nikki haley. roll that one. >> do you want a leader from a different generation that will put this country first or do you want dick cheney and three inch heels? we have two on stage tonight. the last debate she made fun of me for joining tik tok. her own daughter was using the app a long time. take care of your family first. >> leave me daughter out of your voice. >> here's the truth. >> greg: get a room, you two. i haven't seen sexual attention likes that since jesse waters got a new mirror. [laughter] i've seen friendlier exchanges between the secret service and commander the dog. vivek closed with a message for

the democrats. >> end this farce that joe biden will be your nominee. we know he's not even the president of the united states. he's a puppet for the managerial class. he should end his candidacy now. tell us the truth so we can have an honest debates. >> greg: really, vivek, you want me as a debate moderator? i'll tell you, i'd love to host the debate. here's what they would look like. [laughter] [screaming]. >> greg: if you haven't seen deer hunter, it's a hell of a comedy. liz, any thoughts on the debate? >> i would love if you

moderated. >> but i'm really busy. it's not on my top ten of things i'd like to do. sitting there, having to prep stuff. they offer me the earlier one, i said no. let's dana and that other guy do it. >> right. ramaswamy coming out of the box at them, at the moderators, i mean, he really cut them off guard. reminded me -- you ever see on instagram the dangerous pranks? like the reaction was oh, my god, he's turning the tables on us. i'm not sure if they handled it well. you see the guy most interesting? the most entertaining to watch? yes. you can see his meetings about oh, let's go after nikki haley, three inch heels and desantis, too. can you imagine preparing for it? funny stuff from him. >> greg: he's filling the trump

sized hole, right? you know, it's like would he be this way if trump was up there. what do you say, guy? >> i say that i first of all lost a bet. as soon as he mentioned your name last night, i said to my friend, that will be the a block on "gutfeld" tomorrow. you waited until the second segment, which is real restrain. >> greg: it's not always about me. >> you're growing as a person. not physically obviously. [laughter] the thing is i would like to see yes -- obviously they're not doing any dnc debates this year. they won't let biden be interviewed by bret baier much less you. the one thing i did like in that exchange that we did have, when he, vivek, asked the moderators to explain themselves on russia gate and what the nbc coverage was like. i sparked this -- one day out of the month, politicians should be

able to interview journalists. just see how that goes. i don't think the journalists would like it very much. >> greg: that's a great show for like a sunday night fox show, right? once a week. it's called turn the tables hosted by guy benson. there you go. we just pitched it. >> i'm in. [applause] >> greg: too bad our executives don't watch the show. i'm kidding. they watch it every night or sometimes in the morning while having breakfast. kat, you've probably caught up on it because you busy performing last night. what did you make of vivek? did you think he did well? you think anybody shined? >> greg: . >> okay. i don't know if i should say this. you said so many nice thing about me. i'm not sure what he said about you was a compliment. he was saying that democrats really hate you a lot. so i mean, maybe you take that

as a compliment. >> greg: i do. >> no, i like to be liked by -- no, i don't care that much. but vivek -- he said something to me on this show one time that rubbed me the wrong way actually where he said oh, i was a libertarian in college. insinuating that i'm a child because of my views and i have my views for a reason. one of the reasons for my views is actually what he did bring up with nikki haley, which is how people advocate for war and many of the people that advocate for war, they don't go to fight the war but they get rich off of the war. nikki haley has made a small fortune through those connections. i appreciated bringing that up. the heels joke was only funny because he did connect it with ron desantis, which is funny because ron desantis hates drag so much. but i agreed with him on that even though it's like hey, you know, what do i know? i'm like an idiot. who doesn't have her views for a

reason. >> greg: somebody hold as grudge. >> i don't. it's a fair analysis and fair thing for me to say. that doesn't mean my view as a whole person has to be characterized but it but i did think about it. >> she'll be talking about it for years. hillary and trump holding the grudge. >> greg: jamie, what did you make of the debate? >> vivek rubbed me the wrong way once. [laughter] vivek is very entertaining. i loved it. i always enjoy the tik tok debate. i like how he's the new breed, i'm not worried about that. i'm going to go on tik tok. i'm not worried about the chinese taking -- they're going to get it somewhere. for me, they're going to get the information that i don't know how to sign up for tik tok. that's what they're going to discover. i was talking to somebody and they go yeah, they're going to steal your identity. oh, good luck with it. it's not going that great for me. good luck with that. and like i love vivek.

he's been on the show. i feel like it's roast when no one knows it's a roast. like a short story, something that happened to me once that i felt bad about in my life, once -- i was working for a radio station. the boss said hey, the christmas party is tomorrow. would you do a roast? like make fun of people. i thought that would be fun. i was drinking at the time. i wrote all of these jokes. i had a couple of glasses of wine. i went on the stage and tore everyone apart. i remember getting a lot of laughs at first. and as i mentioned people, getting less and less laughs. i wasn't computing because i was buzzed. there was one guy that was lazy and didn't do a ton of work. that was the rumor. i remember man, this guy is so lazy, if they ever fired him, he would say exactly what is it that you want me to stop doing, right? that's how little this guy did. and he got fired the next day.

like not -- i felt bad. the only thing i remember upon reflection thinking i don't know if it's fair to have a roast if everybody knows there's not a roast. i don't know about bringing in the daughter or some of that stuff. >> greg: you think when they ask you to do a roast and it was thanksgiving that they wanted you to cook? >> maybe. >> i feel [bleep] stupid. >> greg: up next, a do-gooder gets attacked because of the pigment he lacks. [applause] but shingrix protects. proven over 90% effective, shingrix is a vaccine used to prevent shingles in adults 50 years and older. shingrix does not protect everyone and is not for those with severe allergic reactions to its ingredients or to a previous dose. an increased risk of guillain-barré syndrome was observed after getting shingrix. fainting can also happen. the most common side effects are pain, redness and swelling at the injection site, muscle pain, tiredness, headache, shivering, fever, and upset stomach. ask your doctor or pharmacist about shingrix today.

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>> greg: providing water is the basis for calling a philanthropist a racist. yes, once again, losers despite the white man that brings supplies. the world's most subscribed person on youtube is known as mr. beast. he made a career out of creating elaborate charitable stunts from

massive cash give aways to philanthropic efforts. for his latest video, he built 100 wells in africa to help bring clean drinking water to a 500,000 people across the continent. what a flaming ass hole, right? that's what some critics said. for them, it perpetuates the stereotype of the white save your swooping in with his piles of cash to save the day. what a travesty. that cash could have been sent to iran. if you're white, giving away your money is bad. so is keeping it. the men should go to a cause that helps black people like a new mansion for blm. the founder of an african humanitarian organization said overnight this person comes along that happens to be a white male figure and all of a sudden, he gets all the attention. it's frustrating but it's the nature of how the world is. he's right.

these darn white saviors would let millions die of thirst. i can think of plenty of africans that deserve direct compensation for their pain and suffering like whoever put up with this for two weeks. that's kat, by the way. yeah, kat just went to africa. she didn't help anyone. although she saved water by not bathing. >> okay. you said two weeks. i was only in africa one week. that means it felt longer to you because you missed me. got him! >> greg: yeah. is he exploiting vulnerable people for his views or just helping people? >> i think a better question is do the people that receive the help really care? i mean, imagine saying, you know what? we were going to let you have this help. the guy is annoying with his videos.

like his youtube presence is a little cringe. so you're going to do without all that stuff. i'm sure that's the decision you'd make. who cares? i think that it was a net positive for people that needed it. then who cares. they probably wouldn't. i highly doubt it. also, he's done this before with a lot of other different groups of people. i have never -- i haven't heard it be an issue. >> he did get criticized because he was cheering people's blindness. he paid for a bunch of people to restore their sight -- >> but annoying about it. >> he was called an ablist for that. 100% of the people that called him that could see. so it's a bizarre impulse to look at someone doing good and they want to be angry about it because they contribute absolutely nothing to society themselves. so they lash out at someone like this. it likes -- it bothers -- i don't know this guy. i don't follow him.

never watched his videos. i'd like to imagine him sitting around plotting the next altruistic an to get him labelled someone awful or a racist. it's a pretty good gig. it's a pretty good like wait to get attention actually. >> greg: yeah, you get that second dose of attention because people get upset. as a white guy, jamie, that's why i don't do charity. >> same. >> greg: you know, i do something good. i thought about doing good things a lot. >> remember we almost gave those millions to people but we didn't want to get trolled? >> greg: yeah. i stay away from it and invest the money in my boats. >> same here. and also because i don't have the money. >> greg: yes. if you had any money, would you do something like this? >> we'll wait and see. i do follow mr. beast. he's a great guy. everything you read from any commentaries or anyone critical

of him hasn't done enough research. he's given away every dollar from his channel. he's helped cataracts, helped cure blindness. amputees, all of this stuff. maybe one of the problems is maybe his name sucks, right? >> greg: mr. beast. >> i feel like it could have been mr. nice guy. >> needs a rebranding. >> greg: you know how he got his name? >> no. >> he wanted to start this channel. he went on x box and got a random name and it was mr. beast president that's why he's mr. beast. so we should be happy that he's mr. beast. it could be freshwater. maybe something terrible. freshwater courtesy of big boobs 43. cop killer gave me my vision back. i don't know. i really do -- i think he does it for altruistic reasons. the people that troll him -- i think it's an insane argument to say we don't want to set up

these wells. who will do the up keep in five years. why give a homeless person somewhere to love. >> we went from hillary's logic to listening to this logic. it breaks my brain listening to it. you know what i mean? should be shaming us because he's building water welling that the government should have been doing in the first place after taking that aid money. where are the non prpnonprofits? what are they doing? shaming. i listen to obama speaking. feel like the plane is going down. i can't take the logic anymore. >> greg: i often drink when the plane is going up. >> yeah, that, too. >> this guy -- the new success is being uncancelable. mr. beast is uncancelable. i don't think he could be cancelled. that's the goal. i want to be as uncancelable as a planet fitness membership. you know how to cancel it?

you have to go to planet fitness, ask to see the manager and say aim piece of [bleep] three times. [laughter] >> greg: that's sad. sad that you work out at planet fitness. [laughter] all right. we must move on. coming up, lamar calls degrasse tyson a joke for being too woke.

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your fault? there's a portfolio that would still work on a college campus. surely. >> i would hope not. maybe some college campuses. the ones you read about are [bleep] insane. >> you've given up on an entire generation. >> i have given up on anyplace that doesn't remotely attempt to believe in free speech and thinks that anything that they hear that they don't like that they don't agree with is violence. these people are [bleep] nuts and you should be calling them out. somebody like you that has standing with kids. you're doing what parents do. you're taking the path of least resistance and hurting the kids and yourself. parents ruin their spoiled kids lives and ruin their lives because the kids rule the roost. that's what you're doing on a national level. [applause] >> greg: guy, you know, i think he nails it but i feel like he didn't go farther enough. neil degrass tyson is a nerd that finally found status and he can't let it go.

he always wanted to be cool. so his way of being cool is bowing down to the woke. and bill maher is calling him on it. >> i have been finding myself roofing for bill maher more and more. it's an odd feeling. i'm getting use to it. in this matchup, it's easy. bill maher for sure and to scold him to his face that way was satisfying. i guess the demand is that bill maher must change his act in order to be welcome on these campuses and not offend people. i think it's -- i'm not a comedian. you guys are. it's a principled thing not to give up your act to satisfy these little tyrant blow hards. bill maher is standing up for something that matters a lot. some colleges that are willing and eager to have their students open their minds and laugh a little bit and maybe learn something, they should go out of

their way to envied maher and change nothing. just come and do what you'd do anywhere else. >> greg: i feel like he nailed it. on that side of the world, the liberal world, the adults have left the room and their kids are monsters. >> they believe in free speech until they disagree with you. i think what degrasse tyson is saying, bill maher, you should go out there and do something for humanity and talk to college campuses. bill maher is saying what are you doing? you're not challenging them. you're not standing up to how they think. you're not challenging them on their lack of knowledge of history. i think it pull neil degrasse tyson back on his feels. i'm not sure i should listen to him. >> greg: i think the guy is like pro puberty blockers. manipulates science to back up

the dumbest woke ideas, this is something that you can understand. tyson comes off like a divorced dad trying to be cool around his son's girlfriend. >> yeah. i love bill maher and i love this podcast. but tell me he doesn't know they're filming. i don't know if he knows it's being recorded. i started comedy performing at colleging. bill maher is not saying like oh, i'm going to not do well with my material. they're going to tell him whatnot to do. at school they tell you exactly what to do and whatnot to do. it's not like oh, people are going to get upset. he's saying you can't come here if you say that you might not get paid. it's in your contract. so i remember being -- it's been sort of like this for 25 years. i remember going to a college and you always had to be like squeaky clean and politically correct. i remember one time going in and a girl coming after me and going hey, for our show, i know a lot

of college campuses you're not supposed to swear. it's different here. we want you to use the f word. say what you want. this is like a regular show. i'm at a club. i destroyed. i swore. did my club set. i got on stage. a student was like in charge. an strayeder comes up and goes great stuff but you were way dirtier than you thought. he said your girl told me you like that. she goes i have no idea who that is. [laughter] >> greg: nice. >> somebody that was at the show. >> greg: somebody wanted to screw you over. kat, would you perform at a college? >> i would. but i don't know that people would love it. [laughter] i'm also bill maher is very rich. so he's like -- why would he be doing that anyway? i think that, you know, we talk

about this a lot, about sharing the risk. i wrote in my book that i'm not a religious person and i know the bible is not a chill one. it's pretty like fire and brimstony. >> they talk about sodimites. nobody can told you one of the worst things they've been through is hearing a joke that they didn't like or offended by. one of the things that they can do is say a joke that people were offended by. if you're less chill in leviticus, there might be something we need need to examine. >> greg: well-putt. up next, they live on bamboo and told the smithsonian tweedle do.

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what about the damn pandas? this week the national zoo return three giant pandas to china after a loan agreement ended as tensions grow between the two countries, the us and china. are you sad? >> i am sad. i don't want to see the pandas go. i think they are cute and cuddly.

>> they are not cuddly. >> the each bamboo. assuming they each 40 times a day. >> china is sending back gavin newsom. >>. [applause] >> pandas are cute but you know who doesn't think pandas are cute? pandas. you have to make them have sex with each other. it's a chore. but you have to make them have sex. >> like bill and hillary. [laughter] >> did you see any pandas in africa? are you okay? >> you said in the green room that the pandas are sent back to china but only their heads. i thought that was rude. >> for some reason when i saw this story i could not stop thinking about the pandas being on an airplane.

>> where the hell am i? they shop in china my one line was if you're going to send the pandas back you have to throw in a winnie the pooh bear and if you know, you know. >> that is a shot at >> it's a joke that doesn't work with me. >> it is not an inside joke. >> 'sgeopolitical analysis. >> do they have pandas in alaska? do they have anything in alaska? >> i'm not going to say i know what is like to be on a 19 hour plane ride was caged pandas but i have been on a carnival cruise ship. >> when i first heard that they were getting rid of the giant pandas i thought the view had been canceled. >> no. >> can we edit it out? >> no.

>> i feel like when i read the story i think it doesn't affect me. like we could fight with australia i want the koalas to stay. >> those little fasters. i like the koalas. >> they are riddled with stds. >> yes chlamydia. >> totally ruined my spring break in perth. >>. [laughter] >> oh my god. >> we will be right back. >>

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