there is going to be another sneak we are ii corinthians 4:19. persecuted but not abandoned, struck down but not destroyed why did you choose that verse? >> that's actually the first shoe that dropped. it's called triumph, i chose that verse because i've had my own personal battles with injuries, with being maligned in the media. the negative backlash that happened because of standing or not taking the vaccine or anything like that i've had my fair share but god has not left me. i'll still standing and god is saying he's continuing to be with me and i want other people when they put the sneaker on to know that god is with them, persecuted, but not abandoned or destroyed. >> kayleigh: i know you are working on kids shoe. i would love my son to have a pair. jonathan isaac, thank you, unfortunately that's all the time we have tonight. remember you can catch me week days on "outnumbered."

up next, gutfeld! ♪ ♪ * . >> greg: happy monday. control yourselves. put your pants back on. so let's talk about january 6. i know, i know, but was it really as our mainstream media contends, 9/11 and pearl harbor rolled into one? thanks to the new house speaker mike johnson, video from inside the capitol building was just released almost three years later showing what many who attended the protest have been saying all along. in many cases the capitol police either escorted the protestors in like ushers at a wedding or stood by without objecting. let's be clear. no one is defending the chaos on the capitol so spare me, good

good stores insurrection tweets, still traumatized by slapping hillary into retirement. i may not support riots but i do support the truth and we have the right to hear the whole story especially when many of the protestors were veterans and average citizens who just wanted their voices heard and have been prosecuted like they were hamas. actually worse, because no one is defending the january sixers on campus. look at who was selected for the so-called select committee. you couldn't get a worse roster if you combined cnn's line-up with the cast of "saved by the bell." usually to get that kind of kangaroo court you would have to hop on a flight to qantas. that's an australian airline. [laughter] >> greg: there you go. there you go. what's now clear is that any video that didn't fit the committee's narrative was ditched like one of joe biden's grandkids.

who exactly was on this so-called bipartisan select committee? on the democratic side, it doesn't matter, the faces change but the lock step slash goose stop remains the same. one of them is house democrat jamie ras kin who is already complaining about the released footage. >> beyond the partisan nature of it, it's truly a security risk what they are doing. the reason why the capitol police have opposed releasing tens of thousands of hours from every house office building, ever senate office building, every part of the capitol, is because it's giving a diagram to future insurrectionists and terrorists or anybody who wants to invade our body. >> greg: i think he's full of s -- [inaudible] i wonder if he knows you can take a tour and see most of the capitol if you want to and most committee hearings are open to

the public. but the chances of the democrats giving conservative protestors and veterans a fair shake are roughly equivalent to jesse watters giving his hair stylist the day off. and any committee formed to cover truth including adam schiff, is like making ted bundy the head of visiting angels. that would be a bad choice. the committee claimed to be bipartisan because it included republicans liz cheney and adam kissinger, and it was good to have women represented on the republican side but did we need two? >> sexist. >> greg: she cried more times during those hearings than a kardashian at an eating contest. the puddles below her desk the hearings should have had a life guard on duty but he got what he wanted. a job kissing up to dames over at cnn, used to seeing grown men cry especially when the ratings

come in. maybe shoot a bit higher next time. i hear media matters needs a janitor. then there is cheney who reportedly still has political aspirations. he just needs to bump her like-ability numbers up a bit. right now she ranks just above jerry sandusky and just below isis. so liz, adam, let's review soft only great work from you and the biden doj. here's new video of matthew, a man when had no criminal record whatsoever walking calmly into the capitol that day. now, i don't know what happened outside before, but clearly, the police are not concerned or even directing the protestors to leave. he was initially charged with trespass. a charge he reportedly accepted. but when the department of justice decided to add a terrorism enhancement, it was more than he could take. matthew took his own life. here's another new video of police releasing a protestor. you don't see too many terrorists that fist pump, do

you? except for hamas. they do that after they kill innocent children and they are still the toast of the ivy league so matthew gets a terrorism enhancement which adds years to his sentence, while the antifa thugs who destroyed a police station in seattle, attacked a federal courthouse and shut down cities while pretending to care about the palestinians, they aren't even investigated. you can even attack democratic national headquarters as long as your anti-trump. meanwhile, hundreds of january 6 protestors are looking at decades in jail and it's trump that this select committee referred for prosecution for mean tweeting. one of the first ways you know you're on to something is when the legacy media starts to sing in unison like the beach boys on auto tune. here are a few headlines since the full videos came out. notice the repetition. conspiracy theorys, disinformation, and never republican. it's always far right. that's how you know we're over the target. it's the hysteria, because the left these days were the

terrorists and hamas is the political party. let me say it again so even the half wits on the view get it. i have seen those three january 6 videos the committee wants us to see and it was cut so well it was up in the oscar category of best editing, but i've also seen a few other things from the same sources like the crossfire hurricane conspiracy, thanks to two other cnn contributors, peter struck and andrew mccabe. you won't find two bigger dildos at a toy store. [applause] >> greg: by the way you can't say that it's a medical term. and, of course, there was the dismissal of the laptop from hell as russian propaganda and there is the four criminal cases against trump that wouldn't have been brought against any other living soul or even a dead one like nancy pelosi.

yes, these new january 6 video that is contradict everything the select committee told us, sadly, it's too late for matthew, but maybe it's not too late to recognize that some other people from the capitol that day need to be investigated. and i'm not talking about protestors. let's just say a certain select group. and if the republicans have a big day next november, it could be all over but the crying. [applause] welcome. tonight's guests. ironically he moved from d.c. to a farm to deal with less crap. fox news contributor charlie herd. [applause] >> greg: looks, charm, intelligence, all things she's complimented me for having. emily austin. [applause] >> he's got the voice of an angel and that angel smoked marvel reds for 30 years,

comedian jim floren teen. and she has a full time intern just to clean her glasses. save the podcast kennedy. [applause] >> greg: all right, charlie. >> it's not just a form, by the way. i'm literally right across from a dairy and do you know how much cow crap gets created by a dairy? it's amazing. >> greg: how much? >> it's a lot but i still roll the window down when i get close because it smells so much better than d.c. >> greg: i was going to say that just means the inside of your car smells really bad. a >> and it's also less than you gets on the street walking around new york. >> greg: that's true. there is no cattle here. >> not san francisco, though. >> greg: very bad. what do you make of this latest released videos? are you surprised? did you learn anything? >> at first i thought the reason why democrats were so upset about the video being released i thought they were just trying to, because nobody cares about this. this is not a political issue

that's going to work. in an election. and so i thought maybe they were trying to pretend like there was something secret about all of this stuff but now i think when you look at the videos, miles and miles of video, where people are not doing anything. and the biggest lie is what you pointed out, nobody supported this. there is not a single person at fox or -- and i hang out with some real right wingers. i'm a real right -- even my dad, you don't get more right wing than my dad. my dad is like this is disgusting. this is terrible. but -- >> greg: is he still hiding in argentina? [laughter] >> so they have to build this lie that there are all of these people who are like supporting this stuff but it turns out that actually what it is, it's a bunch of old grandmas and people that were upset about their country and government and think that the election was stolen. >> greg: yes. emily, if that was an attempted coup, that's like the most polite attempted coup i have ever seen.

imagine, though, i think there were four people from january among the protesters that committed suicide. if that were a blm protest or even these pro-palestinian hamas, people that have committed suicide, there would be monuments everywhere. instead, we don't even know their names. >> they are freedom fighters. that's the problem. america is preaching we're serving justice by trying these people who apparently were very peaceful but they strategically did not show us that part of the media. instead, right now, you mentioned blm. they burnt down businesses to the ground. they robbed chenal and gucci in the name of black lives. we have pro hamas groups barricading, putting -- shattering windows and vandalizing and killing people in l.a. and i haven't heard the outrage. they have ripped down statues. it's true, though, they have

ripped down american flags all over manhattan. where is the outrage and justice? how come we're very selective on something that happened three years ago but right now they are destroying their own country as we speak. no outrage there. [applause] >> greg: yes. when i saw ben franklin with that -- on, he looked a lot like -- >> fidel cal. >> greg: fidel castro. i'm going to read you a question written by one of my writers, what do you think was a worst event, january 6 or one of your stand up shows? >> are you sure it wasn't my agent who wrote that? [laughter] >> greg: is this just another cover up? >> it is. it's also, it's a lot of footage to be putting out there. 40,000 hours. at least can you break it up into a 10 part netflix series. so i can watch it slowly. that's going to be a lot of boring stuff, 40,000 hours.

>> greg: you point out, though, kind of an interesting difference. the democrats know how to put on a show. they curated it, put it together, and knew everybody would watch it and all the networks would take it and then what we do is we just release all of it and it kind of like dilutes. >> like movies, you know. they should have at least put a bloopers reel out, like someone who made a mistake and went to the lincoln memorial instead. maybe they maced themselves, or a cool soundtrack behind the 40,000 hours. cool music. somebody narrating it. that would be cool. >> greg: it should be you, actually, with your voice. >> i would do that. morgan freeman. people always say that about my voice. voiceovers -- until morgan freeman dies i've got no shot. i'm just waiting groochlt agree you're just waiting slowly.

kennedy, how are you? >> hi. >> greg: does this infuriate you? it kind of bugs me because i know there is nothing that can be done, and we actually have political prisoners in america right now, and we go on with our lives. >> we have political prisoners in russia and people go on with their lives. journalists, and no one seems to care, but yes, to emily's point, all of this stuff is happening here yet we reserve words like insurrection for a group of people that were politically opposed to, and that's a hyperpoliticized process is actually dangerous for everybody, because you're creating a climate where you could be imprisoned essentially without due process, because someone doesn't like your ideas. but what they never consider is, what happens if the pendulum swings and the people i hate are in charge, and now they don't like my ideas? guess what? they can throw you in prison just as easily and it will happen in this country because our sense of justice is so skewed and it is so incredibly

out of control, and imbalanced. it's like i watch those protestors walk up to the white house, and put their little bloody palm prints on everything. insurrection. >> greg: yes. all right. we shall move on. up next, it's candles and cake for the president who is barely awake. [applause] - bye, bye cough. - later chest congestion. hello 12 hours of relief. 12 hours!! not coughing? hashtag still not coughing?! mucinex dm gives you 12 hours of relief from chest congestion and any type of cough, day or night. mucinex dm. it's comeback season.

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♪ >> greg: [laughter] thank you. i deserve it. another year around the sun. as creepy joe turns 81. today president biden turned 81

years old and he celebrated with a fresh bottle of embalming fluid. i'm kidding. they actually sang happy birthday to him. >> by the way, it's my birthday today. they actually sang birthday to me. i want you to know it's difficult turning 60. difficult. [laughter] >> greg: i think joe knows all about turning 60. he's done it three times. but after that, joe stripped down and had the press play, but bloomberg news calls his age his biggest liability for 2024. you know, if you don't count hunter, the open border, bad economy, war in ukraine, war in israel, the botched afghanistan withdrawal, the rising crime rate, pay-off from china, the price of gas and eggs, even those in biden's inner circle

including family members worry about the optics of age. some acknowledge the president can at times appear frail. can at times appear frail. that's an understatement. he's so frail dust comes out when he pees. he's so frail he broke his hip reading. the "wall street journal" called his run for re-election an act of profound selfishness. aging people even if they are not surrounded by yes men can, be the last to notice times toll. especially when yes men say yes to everything september when joe says did i -- myself. can't tell the difference between a 6 year old girl and a teenager. behold. >> i love your ears. >> oh, my god. >> they are really cool, what's your name? >> katherine. >> katherine what a beautiful name. that's my mommy's name.

how old are you, 17? >> she's six. >> six? >> greg: that's the kind of mistake that gets most men 15 to 20. or a seat on jeffrey epstein's private jet. so what do you get for the man who has it all yet remembers nothing? let's see what his pal has got him. you'll never guess what kamala got joe for his birthday. check it out. >> oh, my god. [applause] >> greg: for the eighth year in a row here's what hunter got him. his brother got him the usual. money. the girls in the secretary pool got him some new sipping material. a special card he's supposed to

keep in his wallet. the crew of air force one got him this, for the next time he tries to board. and finally, the taliban, all they got him was this card. you know, emily, i think it's a bad thing for republicans to focus on age because that gives them a free pass on everything else. >> i'm -- [inaudible] okay. i don't ever want to bash anyone's age because may you live to 120. god bless you. >> greg: i agree. it's our audience. [laughter] >> you don't have to run for president, but, you know what? it is his birthday. so i actually wrote a little letter for biden that i would like to share. happy birthday, president. may you live to 120. may you have another year of single-handedly ruining the economy, creating a new term called biden-flation, which i use every day, welcoming our

borders, welcoming so many new friends and hamas terrorists and last but not least sending billions to iran to keep up the terror. thank you so much, mr. president. have a great day. [applause] >> greg: jim, i made this point on "the five" and nobody laughed. trump is not much younger than joe but meanwhile, trump is doing stand up while joe can barely stand up. thank you. got to laugh here. [applause] >> i said that, though, to, what's that guy who sits in, jesse, he nodded. he wasn't even listening. anyway. >> was there mirror nearby? >> yes, there was a mirror. what do you think about his birthday? >> you know, he's old. a lot of people are worried, that he's a national security threat in the middle of the night, how would he be able to handle it. he's 81.

he's getting up 10 times mer night going to the bathroom. if anyone is going to be awake it's him. >> greg: that's true. >> you know, like john f. if kennedy was 43 when he was sworn in. so joe biden if he gets a second nomination will be 86 when he's out of office so the biden team is just going, you aren't going to vote in one old man, you're going to vote in two jfk's. that might work. >> greg: that might work. that might work. i don't know if it will, kennedy. what do you think of, like the age thing. is the age the worst thing about joe? >> no. there are people turning 100 left and right. there are people who are in their 90s and close to a hundred who are running circles around him. >> greg: yes, look at doocy. >> steve doocy is 117 years old. the man is up at 2:00 in the morning single handily running this network. >> greg: he's so spry. >> he's so important here, we can't let him go run the country. >> greg: yes. >> joe biden, the fact that he's

in mental decline that's never going to reverse itself. like he's never going to be spry. he's never going to remember things. he's never going to have his former strength. so the "wall street journal" is right. it is an act of selfishness. it's also an acof cruelty. the yes men and women that you talk about, they are the ones who are propping him up. he's incredibly stubborn. he's been to the summit. anyone who has been president never wants to give away that power. and they are letting hip, and shame on them. he should have the wisdom to step aside but he can't because it's kamala ma's world. >> greg: kamala is his insurance plan, right? i heard that joe actually applied for balance of nature commercial and they said no. [laughter] >> relaxium, though. sleepy joe could sell one or two bottles of those. >> greg: charlie, they keep talking about this bubble wrap

strategy, the analogy of just wrapping him in bubble wrap. what could that mean? >> i mean, i think it's an admission, it's not going to get better from here. and i agree with you. his age is probably his least terrible liability, but it is a problem. and, you know, is he going to fall less as time goes on? it's only going to get worse, and i don't think that donald trump, if trump winds up being the nominee, i don't think he's going to let him get away with trying to hold the basement strategy. but, you know, carrying on with what kennedy said, it is absolutely selfish but it's also two level of selfishness. it's not just his own selfishness and his own self-regard, he's surrounded by family who are like still making money off of him. >> greg: that's true. >> they have to prop him up. it's the cruellest thing. i feel like we've ever seen in recent politics. >> greg: it's like having an entertainer in your family who is really old, and so you just

wheel hem out and, for the fans, and then you just take their money. you take their money like liza minnelli, remember that, was it the oscars when lady gaga wheeled her out and it was really sad. am i doing a show right now? >> it's like he's their atm machine. >> greg: he's their atm machine, except things come out of him. in three different places. >> i didn't know what you meant on a bubble wrap analogy. i thought you meant literally wrapping him. >> greg: that's only when they move him. all right. up next, aggen-z wants a pass f sitting on their ass.

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[applause] >> greg: thank you. settle down. settle down. they want the brass ring without doing a damn thing. gen-z workers describe the job still of creating a vibe. yes.

gen-z employees say you should hire them for their personality, in the their productivity. i should stop there. america's youngest generation of adult workers think their ability to bring a fun atmosphere to the office more than outweighs their lack of skill. there is even a new word for it, personality hire which is not to be confused with a sympathy hire. kids say a personality hire is an essential part of the corporate equilibrium providing laughter and playful vibes to their fellow staff. in other words, think of me and then think of someone who is the total opposite. [laughter] >> greg: forget about discuss, talent and work ethic. gen-z wants to mondetize their strongest suit, being ignoring. i dream of a perfect world, too, one where i die before these

idiots take over. [applause] >> greg: you know, basically, that's what you do for a living, is what they are saying they are doing. they are saying you're a chemed yankees, they are saying they are going to be a comedian but at the office. doesn't that piss you off? that would be like you going up and doing standup but just doing filing. >> actually, i think it would be good if you hire me here, like a hundred thousand per year i'll just hang by the water cooler and tell penis jokes all day. >> greg: that's what we have jesse for, by the way. is it their fault? when you think about it, you think about the shutdown delayed their real work experience, their education is giving them nothing. they are learning nothing, right? and no one is going to mentor them because you might lose your job if you say the wrong thing.

>> just for the wit and wisdom they you want around that will work out well when the company goes bankrupt and they can sing songs on tik tok about it. that's like hiring a hooker for personalities. [laughter] i don't want to make me laugh. just get the job done. not me, i'm just saying, somebody else. >> too late. >> greg: yes. >> you said what you said. >> yes. >> greg: kennedy, you know what? they don't have any experience and maybe that's the fault of the people in front of them. >> no, i think it's their fault. i love generational warfare, and crap over at gen-z, it's a hobby i embrace completely even though i pretty much have gen-z kids i'm only hiring old people. you know why? because they know there won't be any social security so they are going to work like hell for decades. they have an incredible work ethic. they are never going to go to hr. even for someone born in this

country, you can threaten an old person that you're going to deport them and they will work even harder. they don't care. >> greg: you're a terrible boss. absolutely right. i'm great boss for our silver americans, who are the ones who like to buy the my pillow and sheets. so thank you very much. >> greg: they will only go to hr if it's on the same floor. >> and then to complain about themselves. >> greg: thisn't it funny, that those who want to be known for their personality have terrible permits. >> i think it's actually even worse. these people are dumber than we realize because they look at successful people and think, oh, they just got there by being whatever. and they see that and it like, it's like you got rich by having a speed boat. and so, just give me a speed boat and everything will be cool. no, it actually they had to work their ass off and then they got

the money to buy a speed boat but it's also part of this whole therapy thing. you have therapy dogs. you have therapy donkeys. therapy kangaroos so they view they were as being like a therapy animal for the office. >> greg: wow. if i actually hired one of those i would be arrested. this is my therapy worker. emily, i keep thinking maybe they would do better if they just sold their bone marrow to us? >> my god, i want to say, as a gen-zer, i'm like, these people just keep embarrassing me every single day. i do not claim you guys but i just think this makes a lot of sense now. i think universities have been doing these personality hires for the last 20 years because i can't think of any other tangible explanation as to why my professor are so dumb so maybe it's been an experiment and it's not working but i can't help but think can i become a nurse because i have some good

vibes. comedy when the brain is open, it will be good or maybe i can go, i've always wanted to be a pilot and an astronaut but i could take the mic, ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, i have never flown a plane in my life but i can guarantee you the vibes will be great so maybe i can see you on the other side. that's all that matters. >> greg: i think it's the parents who put personality before productivity. they instilled this nonsense. it's on them. >> coming up, s and l finally has a funny take while a democrat takes the bait.

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>> greg: gutfeld! presents stuff you probably didn't watch because you were too busy watching him. >> greg: s and l is no longer hiding. did donna brazile go too far? true, it only took them 81 years

to realize this guy is super old. >> to keep things on the rails, i'm going to read from the teleprompter. i had great meeting with president roman numeral 11. excuse me. mr. xi, i would like to ask you about your handling of the border crisis. >> oh, competent, yes, all right. the border. i've got to get you something. let me take the elevator real quick, just one second. >> greg: then s and l also finally realized men don't belong in women's sports with this fake documentary. >> if any man out there thinks they have what it takes to beat me, let's play. >> eventually, she found an opponent, the biggest star in men's tennis, ronnie donester. >> i feel like i was an odd choice for shanna because at the time i was the largest man to ever play tennis.

>> here comes the first serve. [screams] >> oh, my god. >> greg: credit them for finally realizing that men competing in women's sports was a joke. it's like me saying i can kick tire russ' ass because he's not here right now. he would throw me through a window. donna brazile and swammy got into it over how she intentionally mispronounced his name on tv. >> just shut the hell up and go home. >> it's -- >> the -- >> whatever >> do you say that -- >> i'm donna. ] speaking crazy] >> thank you so much. i learn so much when i come on this show. the vac needs to go home. >> i agree. i feel like there is something

wrong with everybody learning how to say his name. a little racism in there. >> greg: a little racism. what the heck is going on? he's finally taking shots with his fellow democrats. maybe marijuana does cause changes in the human brain but he is less tribal than elizabeth warren. i wonder what they would do if a white republican intentionally mispronounced donna's name and then told her to return home. she's originally from new orleans so anyone telling her to go back to that criminal paradise could be charged with attempted murder. so kennedy, you know, was watching s and l and i'm thinking, man, chevy chase but be rolling in his grave. >> he's still alive, greg. >> greg: but i still thought that. i stand corrected. or sit, for that matter. >> gerald ford, he did a horrible impression of, which is very funny, that's what was so

funny, he wasn't trying to act like gerald ford at all, and that was actually funnier so when i do an impression of elvis i do an impression of eddie murphy, we've got to win this race, which is not elvis at all, so what s and l is doing is clearly an impression. so everything comes full circle, and, you know, obviously they are watching this show because they realize if it's just one-sided, it's lopsided and you need symmetry for comedy. >> greg: that's what my doctor told me. >> but the bar is so low. it's so unfunny because they have, you know, they get free laughs, and the same thing going back, talking about the january 6 stuff, where adam is talking about building a diagram for future insurrection. the bar is so low, the media like runs with anything and they have become genuinely stupid, and their comedians have become genuinely unfunny. the go home thing that donna

brazile says, a republican would get destroyed for saying that. >> greg: exactly. i like donna. i think her family name used to be braswell, right? >> i don't know. >> greg: i don't know either. made it up. >> if you get his name wrong, you know who really doesn't conveyer if you get his name wrong? vavek, he could care less. >> you're a racist. >> that's the point, it's also stupid but it gets applied to one side but not the other. >> greg: and your last nighttime is hurt and that hurts. do you know how many people are hurt by your last name? i don't feel safe around you. emily, i welcome people joining the club of making fun of everything, but man, they waited, didn't they? >> it's not even that they waited. what's sad is although they are making fun of it, we still have this problem going on. we still have leah thomas with her genitals out. her genitals out there in a

freaking thong bikini dominating women's sports, so on one hand we're able to laugh at this because it's a joke. it's literally laughing stock of a problem that we have here in the united states. but how can we laugh at it while we simultaneously let it happen? it's still happening, there is still no outrage about it but at least now we're mutually understanding, okay, we can laugh at men in women's sports but let them dominate women's sports, let them take over miss universe at transpeople, maybe they caught on to the like go woke, go broke. i'm sure this was probably their biggest hit they have had in months because i haven't even heard of it before this skit. >> greg: interesting. jim, i always wonder they will do this but they would never hire someone like you, right? >> no. >> greg: no? >> no, i never auditioned, i knew they wouldn't hire me. tom is a hundred times better than that guy. they watch this show.

[applause] >> i told tom, if he was on snl, tom, he would be doing arenas right now, selling out at arenas. >> greg: so you say he does my show and he's just barely skating by. >> i didn't think of it that way. >> okay, this is working. now we can hit bide an little bit. there are only two jokes in that whole sketch. i watch, six minutes, so boring, hit him twice. remember they tried to make him cool, biden, jim carey dressed up with sunglasses on, men in black, there is nothing cool about joe biden but it tough to make a sketch about joe biden's press conference, it's tough to make that funny because there is nothing funny in an actual joe biden conference. >> greg: just crying, crying, crying. up next, trump denies with a twinkle he paid hookers to tinkle.

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>> a story in five words ♪ >> greg: trump says no golden showers. >> it started with russia, russia, russia, remember that? he was with four hookers, do you think it was good to tell that to my wife, it's not true, darling, i love you that much. actually that one she didn't believe because she said he's a

germophobe. he's not into golden showers. i don't like that idea. >> greg: i love, kennedy, i can't believe he's talking about that in front of families. you guys introduced it. >> you forced it upon us. you created this circular logic with the buzz feed article and now the fbi. so, no, he has every license to talk about it. and as someone who enjoys water sports, liked at our former president. and i said, there is no way he's part of this pee-pee party. >> greg: to be fair, joe biden doesn't need hookers for him to wet the bed. [laughter] >> i used to have a roommate that was into golden showers, which was good for me because the water bill was super low.

even if trump said he did like golden showers trump fans would have no problem with it. the next day they would be selling hats make america yellow again. >> greg: yes. [applause] >> i would buy it. >> greg: i would, too. >> i've already got one. >> greg: emily, did you know what a golden shower was? did you assume it was an older person taking a shower? >> i learned when the controversy first came up but my favorite part of all of this was my mom asking me what's a golden shower and i couldn't even tell her, mom, go to urban dictionary. >> greg: would you not send your mom to urban dictionary. >> i was 11 in miami beach, and i was stung by a jellyfish. i watched a movie with ben stiller. a jellyfish stung me, 10 seconds before i die and i'll run to the lifeguard, i was like 11, sir, you have to p on me.

he goes what are you talking about? i'm going to die, a man of war stung me, sweetheart, he put vinegar on me. mentally, i was prepared for one. >> greg: that whole jellyfish urban legend was create by perverts. yes. >> yes, we did. >> my old roommate. >> greg: last word to you, charlie. >> you can get that walking down the street. >> greg: yes. exactly. >> but everybody knew that everybody said he's a germ-phobe but the fbi, cia, senate committees, house committees, everybody went for it. >> greg: exactly. there you go. don't go away, we'll be right back.

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