>> sean: unfortunately that's all the time we have left this evening. don't forget, tomorrow, always set your dvr so you never miss an episode. 9:00 p.m. eastern i'm the moderator-host of the great red state-blue state debate between florida governor desantis and california governor newsom right here. we'll see you tomorrow. let not your heart be troubled. greg gutfeld is next. he'll put a smile on your face.

♪ * . >> greg: happy wednesday, everybody. except you. so america continues to suffer from a tragic shortage of white racists. they have plenty of others but we're running low on the pale faces, our bottom feeders have to keep making them up. it was alleged that a child covered with black face. oh, and also bugs bunny. thank god that son of a -- retired. but with dead spin a funny thing happened. instead of getting the approval that most woke media wants, the scumbag writer had to face the

new community notes function of elon musk's ex. he showed the kid's full photo, not just the half painted black. so the only thing this kid is guilty of is being adorable. we'll be right back. is now thanks to made up charge of black face, the folks at dead spin are guilty of egg face. yes. having egg on their face. i kale up with that. for whitey hater karen phillips who just made himself the jesse smollett of sports journalism it didn't matter. let's face it, he knew what he was doing. he works for a sports web side for god sake. he knows football fans often have their faces painted in team

colors. it's only been in beer commercials for the last 30 years still it claims he was black face doubling up on racism. this is what happens when you ban books. try to erase centuries of hate you give future generations the ammunition they need to re-create racism better than before. first of all, that wouldn't affect this rat bag since all he can read are blm protest signs. [boos] >> greg: i feel the same way. he re-creates racism better than before in his team colors and accusing a child of that is how you're erasing hate, karen? you. you're causing hate with a false smear. but it gets worse for him and dead spin. apparently the kid is not only a big chiefs fan, he's actually

native american himself. the boy's mom confirmed it and the kid's dad is reportedly member of an tribe in california. i think that's the one liz warren is also a member of. and the kid's granddad is reportedly on the governing board of the -- indian nation. i bet that kid's name is painted one sees you in court. by the way, according to the national parks website the indians engage in face painting, and their colors, red, black, and white. so is this an obvious case of an untalented attention whore realizing this is the only way he can gain notoriety the only reason you have a byline is because you're a race barrett. you exploited an innocent child to amplify your pathetic presence. your stance isn't one of depth or of substance. it's just a vomit of robotic

cliches stolen from another brainwashed clone. i hope this story follows you until the end of your very brief career. sure, you can applaud. give me time to relax. [applause] >> greg: last month a middle schooler was suspended for wearing face paint in support of his football team. then there is kids who the media tried to turn interest a clan field rally only to discover that they were wrong. but because back then, x was the lefty echo chamber twitter without the community notes and elon, the kids had to sue to fix the record and they did and they won. salmon has so much monday he could have bought cnn but then he would be paying himself. and yet, has the woke media learned anything other than how to replace george floyd with palestine? here's karen after being called out on x. "for the idiots treating this as

some harmless act because the other side of his face was painted red i could make the argument that it makes even worse." y'all are the ones who hate mexicans but wear some brother rows on cinco. i don't know what he's saying. if you agree with that [ bleep ] you might have a future at dead spin but actually, you probably won't because there is no future at dead spin. their spin is dying. dead spin is yet to issue an apology or retraction and that's because the sports media in general has lost its balls. the woke scared them so they let the virus in and take over, and of course, they expected no blow back from their like minded media allies but have you checked espn's ratings lately. they are lower than brian skelter's book sales. >> never over. >> greg: i should have said balls. lower than his balls that would have been funnier. >> and weird because would you know. >> greg: yes, that's true.

look at poor "sports illustrated", he had been publishing reviews by authors who didn't exist and were written by a.i. they have since blamed that on a third party company but what do you expect from a once great company who succumb to this and this? then there is espn, who has given us tons of woke moments, on-air moment of silence to express florida's parental rights bill. they even -- the debunked story of a noose in a nascar garage. bottom lines, sport brands are zombie shelves hollowed out by the woke but now things may be changing. thanks to the left's great satan elon musk creating community notes the kid's life won't be destroyed. he created a way to prevent false smears from taking root. he disabled the one weapon that the left so desperately embraced. taking it out of context and sharing it with like minded

creeps and letting it spread. musk killed that. no wonder they hate his guts. they should. [applause] lets welcome tonight's guest. no one can resist this former attorney. sadly hobos offer him money. michael loften. [applause] >> greg: she's like saran wrap, thin, clingy and could fit in a drawer. kat timpf. and "new york times" best-selling author and former weight champion tyus. [applause] >> greg: you know, michael, as a street person, aka hobo,

transients, mean often think you're black faced when it's just soot, dirt, grime. >> cleaning out chimneys for extra money. >> greg: sleeping under a dumpster. are you surprised that they doubled down on their claims? >> i think they have to because the lawsuit will be so big, i mean, it will be so huge, and i just want -- just applaud the parents. it's the way this is unfolding, it's beautiful. it's like, have you ever seen those glitter bombs that the people leave on their porch, right? it's like -- an amazon box but full of glitter. somebody steals it and it blows up and makes a huge mess. that's what this feels like because this dude frommed spin had to be so excited. there is a white kid in black face. he's wearing a headdress and he's doing a tomahawk chop. >> and then to find out it's an indian kid. his dad is a member of the tribe. his grandfather is one of the

elders. it's just going to keep getting worse. i want to find out, oh, did his grandmother hand carb the underground railroad? and was married to harriet tubman. i want to it get worse and worse. >> greg: maybe it will. emily you cheered for the raiders in your previous life. can you believe that dead spin didn't know of this trend? >> kat: and that the photos that they chose to publish were only of that one side of the kid. >> yes, my issue with this actually, the more that i think about it, the less i put any type of judgment, because i love to judge otherwise, but any type of sort of onus on that author, karen phillips because everything he's ever written has been extremist, incendiary, race baiting and absolute nonsense. my issue is with the publisher. my issue is with the amplification process that keeps giving him a voice so much

louder than everyone else that has common sense that's trying to defuse this dribble we're being subjected to and my issue is with the decision makers who listened to that [ bleep ] the nfl has now pledged $250 million over the course of 10 years to combat racism and put in the end zone not only things like play football, no [ bleep ], but also things like, you know, we all need this together, and end racism, as if that's going to do anything. what would do something is stop giving people like karen phillips any platform. shut him up and the race baiting would actually cease. >> greg: i don't want him to be shut up, kat. if he shuts up i run out of an aid block for my show. this guy, we've now done three segments on this. two on the five. i think he's on the fox payroll. kat? >> kat: i had no idea you could

get paid to write articles about kids you don't like. i can't believe this. i agree with emily. i can't believe this was published. the way he conducted himself was very much as if he were, you know, a drug addict on the train. that kid, that kid is an as hold. somebody do something about that kid. hey, man, leave the kid alone. oh, yeah? well, you hate mexicans. [applause] >> kat: this is a published work? it blows my mind and -- he's probably thinking to himself, you know, how was i supposed to know that this kid was native american? you're not supposed to write that about a kid. that's not a normal reaction. he was writing as if he was speaking truth to power in some way. and the power is like five years old. >> greg: exactly. exactly. >> kat: it's so weird for a grown man to be going after a

small elementary school. >> greg: what you hit on, if you're talking about groups of people it's not about the child. it's about the group he represents. so you can go after anybody, including a 5-year-old child or however old he is. i can never tell the age of kids. probably a bad thing. >> i'm an expert, i'm an actual expert at aging children. i count down the years until mine are 18. that's when the child support stops. i'm like a mathematician. he's about 6. i think you're all missing the point. and the ugliness of this is not just the idiot. because you've made a great point. you said the group. and it's the group. there is a certain group that you you're allowed to do this to. white people. you can be racist, and as horrible as you want to be as long as the group you're racist against is white people. he doesn't have to apologize.

he won't apologize. his publisher won't stop him. we see this all the time. now, they have gotten so desperate that now kids aren't off limits. they usually would go after adults. we just saw the story two weeks ago where a kid went to a high school football game and he put two black lines down his face and he was expelled and can never go to a game again because he wore a black face. they are so angry that they are slipping through their fingers. the difference now is that white people are standing up. but here's what upset me. i don't care that he's native american. i don't care that that kid was so white he was from norway, which i established last night. he has every right to put on a headdress and dress up like his favorite player. >> greg: good point. >> i'll end it with this. my favorite basketball team is the boston celtics and their mascot is a leprechaun, and

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you win! ♪ >> greg: it was good, don't clap. he'll just get a big head. the u.n. is causing grief because we won't stop eating beef. the united nations is expected to announce a policy aimed at reducing meat eating in the world's richest nations. they think it's job number one. sounds about right for those ass holes. bloomberg sending a clear message to limit meat intake and i'm sure it will be as successful as their work in haiti and rwanda. those ass holes. it's all part of the effort to fight climate change, or as the u.n. calls it operation look busy while we double park and ban local hookers. [laughter] >> greg: that's what they do. but telling people to stop eating meat is easier said than

done in developed nations like the u.s. we don't have to live on weeds and sticks like a bunch of goats. telling us to stop eating meat is like telling joe to stop sniffing -- [applause] but as one activist told bloomberg livestock is politically sensitive. joe got so upset once she stopped producing milk. >> dam. >> greg: so while the u.n. tells us to stop eating meat they apparently shovel it in by the mouthful. look at this damming video evidence. our gutfeld investigative unit unearth from the u.n.'s de delegates' dining room. meat galore. i haven't seen that much meat since i worked in on liz zo at the planet fitness steam room. check this out. it appears to be a roasted

suckling pig, also served at the u.n. i think it's easted suckling pig or maybe michael moore fell asleep on a serving tray. my god. but how can we even be surprised, these hypocrites? so the u.n. is poised to tell us to curb our meat consumption? fine. we'll stop eating meat when the u.n. stops eating hamas' balls. my god. emily, emily, do you think this is all planned by big insect in the corporate insect lobby who wants us to eat bugs? >> yes, remember, i ate one here in that chair, and it was good. however, to me, the u.n. is such a joke, and while this is sort of laughable, the reality is that the u.n., the damage that it does and the pomp and circumstance that it represents is anything but laughable. they have condemned, for

example, israel more times than they have every other country in the world combined. and they refuse to condemn hamas. they have undergone such vile narratives and commentary, and actions, relative to actual brutality and death, it's such a joke that they then come in here to our town and say, here america, this is what you should do, which is decimate an entire industry. that about a hundred other industries depend on and for this government to accept it with knee pads on, to me is the worst part because it goes back to the level of control that this administration and that democrats want to do to us at all times because then they can control what's on our plate just like they can control the light switch and our bills and the cars we drive and every other industry. they have no common sense or reality lens as to what that actually means. so it's funny, and that was sort of my favorite intro that you have ever said on your blog but at the end of the day it's so

series the level of control that these guys are trying to extract from us at every turn they can. >> greg: tyus? >> a little applause there. [applause] >> greg: we'll edit that out. [laughter] tyus, you love your protein. >> yes. yes. >> greg: what's going on here? are you going to take this sitting down? >> i'm not going to take it at all. nobody at the u.n. is taking away my [ bleep ] plate. [applause] >> what are they going to do about it? they have to call us to do everything for them. >> greg: that's true. >> what are they going to do? the u.n. -- they don't know how to open the door. the u.n. is empty. they can't do anything. they can't even have -- they don't have the guts to at least say, listen, we're going to say a bunch of [ bleep ] so no meat. what? no meat at the thing, i'm not

coming. my private jet, let's make a u-turn. they aren't going to do it, just like they aren't going to do anything for green anything. they fly in private jets. drive in stretch limos. they overexpend. their budgets are outrageous when they come to america. for women and steak. again, it's the u.n. >> greg: yes. [applause] kat? you eat like a little bir. a little tiny bird. >> kat: thank you, it still pisses me off, maybe we should reduce our money consumption. we pay for almost 1/5 of the entire thing. if i wanted to pay someone to tell me what to eat i could hire a nutritionist for a lot less

than $12.5 billion per year. >> greg: exactly. we could reduce our meat intake but not for them, it's all based on faulty climate models, bs. i didn't swear there. michael, there is an upside to this. when they say reduce meat consumption they are not talking about the rodents on trash cans. so you'll be safe when riding the rails. >> cook up possum. >> greg: reading that old paperback that you've had in your back pocket for 30 years. >> putting marks on walls like a good person lives here. here's a picture of a kitty cat. yes, the u.n., they seem to be fine with china opening up hundreds of new coal plants, right? >> greg: yes. >> they can burn all the coal they want but if that guy eats a t bone stack it's bad for the environment. this is a division of the u.n., the fao, food and agriculture organization, or, as i like to

think, the fao [ bleep ] all the way off. which is -- [applause] >> we should think about these policies. hey, you should stop eating meat. we can go f all the way off. and -- and here's the thing, though. they should actually thank us for eating meat and keeping the planet nice and warm and toasty. >> greg: yes, that's true. >> what if we stop eating meat and everything gold cold? then you couldn't farm. >> greg: yes, that's true. that's science. it is science. >> you can't give in cold glacial. you need us to keep everything warm and toasty so you can enjoy our american hookers. the circle is now complete, gregory. i yield the floor. >> greg: i can now move on, the male version of katy lang. look at your hair, i don't know

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of the israel-hamas war. wow! two whole days without eating, kat could do that standing on her head but it kind of defeats the point of striking if you announce ahead of time when you will stop. this has less cent than mulvaney selling tampons. [boos] >> greg: it's true. i love this audience. it's less of a hunger strike and more of a "look at me, i used to have a job" rally. if you're having trouble remembering nixon she played miranda on something called "sex in the city", not to be confused with the michael -- story. [laughter] >> you cow him friend? you call this little leprechaun evil man friend? >> greg: they called on biden to order an immediate end to the

conflict. because islamic terrorists always do what the president of the united states tells them to do, right? the rest of the protestors are taking part in a five-day fast but cynthia bailed after you prompting hamas spokesman to say, that's such a miranda move. yes, the strike has ended by now and the war goes on. too bad. if she wanted to see results she wouldn't threaten to go on hunger strike. she would threaten to make another "sex in the city" movie? am i right? those movies were so, i don't know, cheesy and melodramatic. i only watched them like three or four times. >> kat: is there a question? often not. >> greg: are all actresses in hollywood on a hunger strike? >> kat: look, i feel for anyone who is suffering or being killed

anywhere in the world and i like this kind of proof because it's peaceful an it doesn't cause any traffic. >> greg: that's true. >> kat: but i'm not sure the celebrity power here actually has any power because i don't feel like hamas and "sex in the city" have any crossover appeal. in terms of their fan base. >> greg: exactly. >> kat: i don't think terrorists are walking around, i'm such a miranda. i don't think so. i don't think they would be fans of the show. >> what's the name of the main character? >> harry. >> she's so stressed out all the time because she has to write one column a week. >> greg: exactly. >> she has to right one column a week and she's like -- >> greg: and then i finally realized that hamas wouldn't listen to us. [laughter] >> greg: is it idiocy that they thought they would have an impact? >> i think all america and

myself pretty much did the same thing. >> greg: yes. [applause] two-day fast. wow! >> greg: exactly. >> you think the white house would probably be, my god, what do we do? what do we do? [laughter] >> greg: i'm beginning to think, you know what? i'm beginning to think this was timed with a colonoscopy. >> listen, greg, [applause] >> these aren't even protests. dick gregory went on a hunger strike for, what -- he lived off water and being pissed off. you don't come out and saying i'm going on a fast for 48 hours, which by the way, means you're going to eat at some point during the day. intermittent fasting means you eat for four hours and the rest of the day you don't.

>> greg: yes. michael, serious question is a hunger strike an appropriation of your hobo culture? >> it really is. when we and the boys go miles and miles and days and days without cooking because there is not a symbol of a cat which means a nice lady lives there, this is horrible although i do want to smash cut to a group of terrorists watching "sex in the city." she broke up with mr. big. one of them blows up. [laughter] >> but cynthia, i've seen chicks fast longer when they have to slip into an ugly bridesmaid dress. next she'll probably get a face-lift, and the war in

ukrarn ukr ukraine, a lipo-suction for the children in ukraine and brazil. it's all for the others. you know i love the world because of my silky soft skin and youthful glow. [laughter] >> greg: emily, she wants peace. >> that's the point. you're going to fast for two days. bitrh, live in a sorority, be an nfl cheerleader, you'll be fasting for years. this is so abject nonsense and irony, this person, remember, ran for governor of new york state. so we have someone who is holding a sign talking about 6,000 children in gaza. but you would think running for governor what about the 182,000 kids that are missing in the u.s. because of got-aways? what about the thousands of young girls raped on their way to the southern border that's totally open thanks to her favorite person, biden. there are so many thousands and

hundreds of thousands of children right now in plights that are so horrible equally 6,000 but this is what she's choosing, and she honestly thought she had the chops to be a politician. i guess she does because she's an ass hole but the point remains she's so underqualified and what she has to say is such absolute bs and she unfortunately is taking mic away from all of those people whose voices actually matter. >> greg: watch the language, emily. coming up, watch the fun with animal friends. [applause] have heart failure, entrust your heart to entresto. entresto helps improve your heart's ability to pump blood to the body. don't take entresto if pregnant; it can cause harm or death to an unborn baby. don't take entresto with an ace inhibitor or aliskiren, or if you've had angioedema with an ace or arb. the most serious side effects are angioedema, low blood pressure, kidney problems, or high blood potassium. ask your doctor if entresto is right for you.

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>> that's his entire body, emily, what's left of it. there you go. >> all right. next one. okay. this one we sent to someone who was a little more softer, the frog, if the frog lets him go we're good and obviously he was talking to him, they are friends, their cages are right next to each other. oh, boy. oh, gees. oh, gees. well. amazingly the rest of the animals fell in line. >> greg: i think that should be applied to hamas. i'm sorry. how do you feel about lizards? >> i love wizards. i think we should wind that, that was so gnarly. >> kat: mine is a feel good story. most of us rely on ski equipment l like led, skis and up like tyus,

he doesn't die at the end. >> greg: you left out the part -- there he goes. >> a big from the ate him. >> greg: he's on some kind of narcotic. if your dog has any drug problems take him to an expert. kat what have you got? >> i got a video of some animals. it's kangaroos and they are -- look at that look at how they fight, though. like i feel like i've seen, i feel like i've seen this fighting like on the street after santa-con is wrapping up. maybe st. patrick's day. i have seen humans fight like this, and, look at that he's so cute. >> greg: did you get this from real-life how's wives in australia. >> greg: samantha, you touch him. they need a wine glass that they can throw at each other. >> you're a whore.

you're a whore. [laughter] >> greg: all right. michael. you got any animal friends? >> i've got a great one but it's a sad commentary on us as a civilization, because protests now have affected even the animal kingdom. here you have a sea gull who has learned from the community that you can just go in and steal. you can just steal and it's all worthwhile. this sea gull is not looking for a job anymore. he just takes bags of chips. >> greg: this is why you've got to lock up the chips. >> that's right. >> greg: got to lock up the chips. wings up, don't shoot. wings up, don't shoot. [applause] >> how is he going to open the bag? >> he can't. that's the sad part. >> greg: no wonder that saved my cab driver's marriage. >> what in the blue hell?

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>> a story in five words. ♪ [applause] >> greg: five words, chopped, lives up to name. so, emily, a connecticut woman

is suing chopped restaurants alleging they served her a salad containing a piece of the manager's finger. i think the restaurant was fined $900. has this ever happened to you? you eat a lot of salads? >> i have a story for you guys. the one time in tahoe i was eating a breakfast burrito and i bit down on something that i couldn't chew all the way through and i was like, this was disgusting, before covid, and when i took it out of my mouth it was a used band-aid. and when i went back and i discretely because obviously i would not make a scene, i was like, excuse me, can i speak to the manager, and they were like, no, that's part of the wrapping paper and i was like, no, it is not, and now i feel like i should have sued because $900 is slightly equivalent to the continued nausea i feel 10 years later. >> greg: think about -- >> disgusting. >> greg: the restaurant's name

is chopped. this has got to be the worst story that could happen to you. it's like finding a bird's eye in bird's eye food. or buying -- buy a football at dick's sporting goods. >> you don't have to finish it, i get it. >> greg: michael, did you ever find anything weird in the food that you get out of the dumpsters? >> no. i'm very selective. [laughter] >> greg: you're excited when you're in the dumpsters you find good food in the middle of fingers. [laughter] >> move that out of the way. the lady who sued this place, it's like emotional, suffering, but she also says she has neck and shoulder injuries. and i'm like from what? like -- was she so shocked that she gave herself whiplash or did she instantly recognize, oh, i'm

eating a piece of finish, and she spit it out with such force. i don't know. and does she recognize the taste of fingertip? was she like, chewing around like, this is like, that's fingertip. >> greg: yum. >> and what about the poor person who lost a hunk of finger? >> totally. how does this happen so often where they find the finger in the food. don't you try harder to look for it? >> greg: they must have host a finger the same day. >> somebody cut off the finger awn still haven't found it, you're like, well, everybody go home. >> greg: you would at least recall -- >> pay everyone for the extra hour. it probably fine. if i cut off my finger at work and you guys don't find it, i will sue you. >> greg: yes. i think the company spokesman said that you should be more specific when requesting a

protein. >> we're assuming, again, we're assuming that it happened in the restaurant. >> greg: yes. >> we're just assuming that but i'm pretty sure if the waiter, who usually prepares the salads, the cooks don't, if they cut their finger into the salad, there would also be salad dressing, say, blood, all over the place, and i know you're busy, you don't say -- so, unless there was a whole dead body in the freezer, greg, and they were cutting it up. >> greg: yes. >> and slowly feeding the restaurant. again, i go to sleeper night to forensic files in my hotel, so i've got to get it out. so maybe, just maybe, they were cutting him up and slowly feeding him to customers, to get all the evidence. kat, we've always talked about exit strategy. kat: strategy is important. >> put it into the food and feed to it everybody in.

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