we are not taking any chances. we don't want to take any chances. you know the really nice thing, when you have a good time and you love people and they love you? this are went so fast. thank you also very much. thank you. >> president donald trump. unfortunately that's all the time we have this evening. thank you for being with us. live audience shows in new york city tomorrow. wednesday and thursday. go to hannity.com. tickets are free. let not your heart be troubled. greg gutfeld is next to put a smile on your face. thank you, davenport. god bless you.

happy tuesday everybody. yes, it's tuesday. when i was in college back in the day we had something called mickey mouse courses. these were classes you took when you were sure to get an easy "a". degrees deemed making morrows courses are golf course management, media or cultural studies and of course in "fox & friends". even today there are courses on tree climbing, harry potter, taylor swift. the biggest mickey mouse major of all is gender studies. according to yale daily news over 90% of women in gender studies majors at the ivy league school receive a grades. apparently 80% of your grade is based on how much you hate your parents. and the only way to fail is by saying a woman has ava china.

meanwhile students who major in science technology engineering mathematics received the fewest "a". think about that the next time you're driving over a bridge in your car. kind of redundant. it is what we already knew. the more useful your skills are to society the temperate is to succeed in your field. but being useless is easy and rewarding. don't i know it. i was an english major and all i learned he who smelt it dealt it. shakespeare, all fellow. as our society enables stupid ideas, now we are getting more of them. it is cause and effect. we have incentivize faulty thinking and it's everywhere. just look outside the mindless and unstable protests in full bloom. if you adopt the latest trend you are rewarded. the reward is mental instability. who is behind all this? according to the new research liberal parents are the least

likely to adopt parenting practices linked to adolescent mental health. they are also least likely to effectively discipline their kids. discipline parents do the opposite. tough love works. whether its parents disciplining children or ignoring cat when she is crying. now it could be the brat fault but maybe it starts with parents telling their kids we are your friends. because friends care more about being liked than being respected. what you end up with is a coddled kid who expects every whim to be satisfied. which then gives board rudderless students a way to claim they are oppressed and important. today many young people are embracing identity over individualism. they are following instead of leading. according to the oregon department of education the number of students who decided they are non-binary has jumped almost 57% from the previous year. this from a state that used to know how to identify a beaver. i don't get it.

why are all these people making this claim all of a sudden? it can't be as simple as using both the men's and ladies room on the line. how do they all arrive at this realization about themselves at the exact same time? to reject millions of years of evolution? why not declare yourself free from the laws of gravity and float everywhere? it's evidence of a social and psychological contagion. all those thanks flourish among the impressionable and week. kids are already that way. their brains are as formless as joy behar in a mumu. but perhaps the liberal style of parenting made them even weaker. unable to develop their own self by demanding others except the manufactured one. they just choose a custom. it's like thousands of kids suddenly deciding they are batman but fatter and without the cool costumes. if you question it, you are questioning who there. how dare you. even if it's just for one semester. you hope it is just that because

you indulge this thing even more the delusion can be irreversible. you end up with the worst case scenario. castrating a child because of dysphoria. that is nuts. no pun intended. according to a new study gender dysphoria is not a thing to be remedied with a scalpel, but a symptom of mental illness. this isn't some fringe research. it's from the juror journal of european society published by cambridge university press. researchers looked at more than 3000 people over a 20 year period who sought help for gender dysphoria. they concluded that psychiatric needs still persist regardless of medical gender reassignment which undermines all those arguments we here for transitioning. by standing in the way of surgery that will lead to suicide. you are putting children at risk. we must take a child's self-diagnosis seriously and perform irreversible surgery to sterilize him and decrease the so-called risk of suicide. the same lead author of that

study also found that gender transition treatment wasn't linked to a lower suicide rate. it makes you wonder what happened to first do no harm. can you really blame these kids? this is what they are being taught at schools and culture. this is the adults in their lives, the people they are told to trust have advocated the roles of teachers. for adult it's also for attention as well for the likes and whatever makes them happy. the best part is nobody can prove them wrong. it's all based on feelings and there is no way to disprove a feeling. it's all unscientific. anybody who contradicts them is a trans foe. gender and race is what defines you. but if you disagree. every kid feels like an outsider sometimes. until now our entire society didn't seek to make it permanent. it's up to everyone, parents, teachers, dr. zan anyone with a working brain the incentivize faulty thinking. stop rewarding the latest dumb

trans. give young people treatment that actually works when they need help. and for god sake get rid of gender studies as a major. met us welcome tonight's guess. shall we? her skills with the press but lives in distress. the only thing this hunter kills is a crowd. comedian adam hunter. custodians of mistaken for a mob. new york times best-selling author cat temp. and he trims his beard with a writing mower. new york times best-selling author and comedian former nwa champion tyrus. welcome to the show kayleigh. you look fantastic in leather. i know hr is watching. i dare you. did you ever have to take a gender studies course? >> no. i pause because i was woven into

all the international relations courses. you think you learn how to avert wars like israel and ukraine. >> instead of learning about war and peace you learn about pronouns and where to peek? >> i am old enough to wear that wasn't a purpose. there is this thing. social contagion. social contagion. there is this explosion of gender dysphoria non-binary kids in oregon. 4000% explosion in the state of new jersey. this comes after the last three years. you have corporations pushing this. you have blew state's pushing this. you have hollywood pushing this. and then social contagion takes fire. all of a sudden everyone is non-binary. but what got to me in oregon, kindergarten 80s identifying as non-binary. my four-year-old got home and i said go change. blake is a girl. i named her before all of this. she is a girl. >> very smart.

i was ahead of the times. >> i say go change into something comfortable. she comes down in a mermaid outfit like half dressed in a july uniform not a dead of winter outfit. my point is she is supposed to know her gender when she can't even dress appropriately for the weather. >> i remember the good old days when social contagion was chlamydia. adam? do you have kids? >> i do. >> are you worried at all? >> when i was a kid he man was a tune and now it's a gender pronoun. you have to start having two gender reveal parties. one in the womb and one when you are 10. my daughter asked me can boys get pregnant? i said no unless you watch cnn. but i think as far as

disciplining the kid, it's hard. we decide we are not going to spank our baby. we are going to tase her. >> that is good. >> i do think parenting is tougher. did you ever take a gender study course? >> i did not. i am happy those people will get "a". they will get five stars for over. >> it sucks if men could get pregnant. now people aren't sure if it's a potbelly or a baby bump. cat, is it fair to blame liberal parents for this? it feels like these kids are more willing to become followers or following a trend than they ever have before. is that because of the commie parents? that is a loaded question. scenic as a childless 35-year-old woman who lives in the big city and also doesn't even have a friend who has kids,

i don't have kids because i don't want to decide how to raise kids. i'm so scared of doing it wrong. for me to weigh in here on that, i don't know how you keep a child alive. it seems there is so much that you can kill it so easily on accident. >> that is true. >> how many cracks are on my phone screen? what if it drinks poison on accident? something like that? i'm not going to say as a childless 35-year-old woman i think that you are raising your kids are wrong. but the kids are alive. i am impressed by you. >> good point. tyrus is different. you have a plethora, a family if you will. >> i have a cornucopia basket. >> especially impressive logistically. >> cap, don't worry.

they are clever. set traps for them and they find ways to get out of them. so i am told. this all goes back to parenting. that friendship, i want to be your friend. i was not even on a first name basis with my mother ever. i recently found out in my 30s what her real first name was. i had no idea. i was like, while. if i had known that i would have made better jokes quietly on the inside. you just didn't do that. they can't have it both ways, especially the really severe liberal ones. is there something wrong with my kid? there is a reason why when a child commits a crime they are not charged as an adult. the first offense is there a child. they are young. they don't really know what they are doing yet. you can't hold them to the same accountability as you would an adult. under their way of thinking you can and you should.

if their little darling assaulted somebody at school and they were charged as an adult they would be outrage. how can you do this? they are old enough to decide whether they stand or sit when the ap, they are old enough to decide what is wrong or right. you can't have it both ways. see that? you hit them with that. >> nicely put. you don't get that on outnumbered. >> no. i have seven pages of notes for you, greg. we shall move on. biden's pulls make them sweat so they pretend trump is a threat. there's something going around the gordon home. good thing gertrude found delsym. now what's going around is 12-hour cough relief. and the giggles. the family that takes delsym together, feels better together.

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thank you. thank you. hacks say democracy is through if we elect trump part 2. no one is more complaining than a scorned liz cheney. the word is officially out. a trump wind will lead the world to world war iii and spell doom for everybody. the trump apocalypse theme has kicked the cobalt into high gear as if someone above gave the bat signal to proceed with the big mission. the mission to tell the media, tech industries and government that all actionsre permissible. if you are fighting hitler, nothing is off the table or on the table. never can remember how that goes. the atlantic magazine dedicated it's issued to trump gazebo exploring what would happen if he wins. it's not inflation, global meltdowns and rampant street crime. we've already got that making it the preferred choice. david from rights of the danger

ahead and how trump will bring a more focused agenda. retaliation against his adversaries. another like-minded tool asked if journalism is ready and said trump could render it irrelevant. can something already irrelevant be rendered irrelevant? that's like limp bizkit breaking up. sorry, fred. another writer says it will be four more years where women will wants again be targets. tell that to the women in afghanistan, ukraine and israel. liz cheney says a vote for donald trump may mean it's the last election you ever get to vote in. >> a vote for donald trump may mean the last election that you ever get to vote in. i don't say that lightly. i think its heartbreaking that that is where we are. people have to recognize that a vote for donald trump is a vote against the constitution. >> she's like a homely roseann.

but it's weird to see a chainey that reckless without shooting a guy in the face. nothing but love between liz and rachel. >> liz cheney, thanks for being here. nice to meet you. >> really nice to meet you. >> is this as weird for you as it is for me. >> it's pretty weird. the power of the fact that somebody who is where you are on the political spectrum and someone where i am on the political spectrum can say this is a five alarm fire. >> where is jamaal bowman when you need him? she only lost her primary by 37 points. for more we have a surprise going live to liz cheney herself. welcome to the show. great to see you. liz, how are you doing there? you are really concerned over trump? >> i'm very concerned.

i want to say congratulations on being the late-night show. should i wear my blue blazer or my blue blazer. i'm concerned about trump. i said raise the alarm. i said it's five alarms. you know why i said that? that's the most alarms. i'm trying to sell a book. if i say you put it out with a fire extinguisher, nobody cares. i am selling an book. pick it up wherever you by your super boring books. >> what are you going to do with all your free time, liz? >> i'll tell you what. somebody put a lot of work into this book. i've been reading it. i've been studying it. i've just been thinking a lot. if trump goes into the white house he's not coming out. there is not going to be another election. that said, i don't know if biden is coming out of the white house either. it's just for different reasons. he's not very good at exiting. i feel like if trump gets the

presidency a year and he will find biden in the basement walking up against an wall like an mpc. >> i am tired of you, liz. you look a lot like jamie lizzo. i just noticed that. >> we go way back. honestly, i hate to keep plugging the book but its 340 pages. it was ghostwritten by some of the guys that joe biden shook hands with when he was on stage. >> nice. i am done. go away. >> nice talking to you, greg. >> adam, have you ever had a woman hate you the way liz cheney hates trump? >> that's a tough one. >> i have. >> i definitely have. >> andy dick has never looked better.

>> it's crazy because they are saying that trump will get back at his enemies. that's exactly what they are doing right now. he might be our first president elected from jail. which would be nuts because all of his speeches would be like you have a collect call from inmate 423. i don't know. they are worried because he's not even in there yet. biden is a fighter. he's fighting dementia. we will see. one of the article said that he is the only adult in the room, which is biden's wet dream. >> i don't even know what that means. i have no idea. >> i will tell you after the show. >> tyrus, isn't it obvious that

everything is being orchestrated? it's like the bat signal. now we do it. >> when he was the president and he had control of the military and could have called for martial law to figure this election out and got everyone in nice uniforms and had tanks rolling around in the air force flying over. he didn't do that. but now that he's out, he's going to do it again. i think what we have learned with president trump is that he is like a fortuneteller for what they are going to do. >> exactly. >> they are warning us what they will do. >> if trump wins, we are not leaving. we will put everybody in jail and you can't vote again. if i could vote one more time and it was for president trump and never had to vote again. i hate those lines anyways. he would do his term and i am out. this isn't a guy that needs to work. i get why he is doing it. its principal. i am a supporter for that.

all they are doing is telling us what they are going to do. they just put trump in front of it. be aware that all of a sudden of will be something funny with the election. then it will be all these other things going on. just until we figure it out. we will martial law it up. beware of the fortune they are telling. >> that's exactly what they did in 2016. they went crazy putting on there pussycat hats in the street, rioting in d.c. >> it's not exactly the same thing. in 2016 liz cheney voted for trump. and 2020 she voted for trump. she also voted with him more than 90% of the time. i think in some cases it could theoretically be heartwarming to see two people on opposite sides of the aisle, i guess, like liz cheney and rachel maddow getting along. it's less heartwarming that you

realize it's you have a common visceral hatred. it's not quite as heartwarming. but hearing about the constitution being important from a liz cheney click. i can't deal with it. >> yeah. kayleigh, we have been talking to the big man. if he wins will you end up going back? >> my goodness, what a question. how dare you put me on the spot. i loved working for him. he's a great guy and a lot of fun to be around. these people are all driven by enemies. liz cheney i've got to potentially run a third-party to stop trump. joe biden at a boston fundraiser said i'm not sure i would be running if trump were not running. his whole campaign is based on animus. it gives me déjà vu to my cnn days where i was the one conservative with 10 people yelling at me. if trump wins this monster will personally go into your home, pull the little claws one by one

off your kitten and that's what he's going to do to you. a martial out the 24 contributors to the atlantic to tell us why we can't vote for trump. they said he would be criminal in chief and for that matter the vice president under trump could murder the president in the oval office and immediately pardon himself. this is what they are saying. >> i love it. >> if i was vp i could murder someone? >> apparently. >> mr. trump if you are looking, i am in. >> i like how you say animus. i thought you were saying. >> that works too. coming up they are cutting greenhouse gas except for the air out of carry so's ass. it's where we experience the excitement of opening day. it's where we caught our personal best. and this tree is where it all began. this christmas start traditions under your tree...

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current human tree hybrid john kerry is the subject of tonight's investigation. you remember john. he started his career on easter island. john was speaking at a recent climate conference in dubai where he apparently parted during his talk. how ironic. a rabid environmentalist who can't control his own carbon footprint. it was merely a soundless but it became suspicious when the plants in the room suddenly wilted. let us not pass judgment until it's proven he past gas. i present exhibit "a" for ass. >> i find myself getting more and more militant. i don't understand how adults who are in position of responsibility can be avoiding responsibility for taking away those things that are killing people on a daily basis. and the reality is-- >> now i know why he flies private. passengers in coach would keep trying to open the emergency exit.

he should have had the courtesy to ask someone to pull his finger. the woman sitting next to him is cnn's becky anderson. you wouldn't recognize her because nobody watches. watcher expression and tell me that's not the face you make when you have been parted on by an 80-year-old man. roll it. >> avoiding responsibility for taking away those things that are killing people on a daily basis. and the reality is that-- >> kudos to anderson for keeping a straight face after john kerry put her on blast. john parry parting loud he isn't news. we are use to him talking out of his ass. am i right? you have been following this closely. do you think it was a fark? >> yes. >> why do you think it's the case. >> because i want it to be.

this is the best day since eric swalwell. honestly, this is the other thing we can unite around besides maybe common hatred. if we still have people parting regardless of our politics we can realize that was funny. this is the only thing anyone has seen from the summit. all they do is due summits all day every day. a bunch of summits. this is all we have seen from it. he should come out and do a press conference and admit it. >> you would be so much more popular if he said listen, i did it. america, i swear to you he would be far more popular. he is talking about some weird commie control stuff. the fact that he did that humanizes all of that. >> greta is going to have to upstage him. she will have to have explosive.

tyrus, isn't the real story is not that he forwarded but it doesn't happen more often? >> the real story, can we please run that tape back, please for one second. john kerry didn't do it. he did not do it. run it back. i will show you who did it. run it, run it. okay. i could have done this on zoom. blah, blah, blah. when it goes to the three of them, the guy with the glasses. look at him. it's the guy with the glasses. the old man with the glasses. watches body reaction. you can see the jerk on his back. watches back. let it go. i wish i had the madden thing. >> the guy in the glasses on the grassy noel. he did it. it was the guy in the glasses. >> john kerry and her did not

know what to do. they just kept going. he looked down like, oh man. it's the guy. no one looks to the side and down like this. >> i don't know. it's hard to say. he did have that face. adam? >> i think his ass is so tight that i am surprised cold did not come. i can relate to this. one time i did it so loud i woke my wife up. she wasn't even home. if you would have said safety, i don't know. there was a kid in my high school used to cup them and put them in your face. there was always that kid. it's amazing. >> he grew up to be the guy next to john kerry. >> i can talk for days about this.

kayleigh, you were in the white house press corps. jim acosta probably was a rampant partner. >> luckily i was far enough not to smell that. >> wasn't there chatter about that. wasn't there an unspoken truth? they had read it forms. >> you are on reddit? to echo cat i will say yes because i wanted to be. i will echo her on that. at an all-girls catholic school we didn't do the cup thing. that is new to me. i think it is him because he looks down in shame. that's a look of shame downward when he does it. i'm a big fan of cows. i wanted to be a cow. they have been blaming the cows for far too long. first it was the cow burps and then flatulence. stop blaming the cows. how much does he contribute to climate change with the amount that he is passing in gas? that's my question. see tzatziki probably does it in his private jet.

>> we should be focusing on the carbon but print and not the carbon footprint. china has nothing on the co2 emissions from john kerry. >> he did say he was a fan of wind power. >> touche. >> thank you. a little up pause. i love you. up next, come for a snack and stay for the smack.

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today's video of the day comes from us from a restaurant in japan. for just $2 per customers can have the waitresses slap them silly. hit it.

[ speaking in foreign language] >> that is so not arousing. but if you are a masochist with cash to spare they can find a special place to shove the chopsticks. tyrus, they say they do this, but only the waitresses have to be female. doesn't that seam sexist to you. >> no. what is it sexist against restaurants? this isn't a restaurant. it's a front. no one goes there to eat. it's a place for sick, dirty men to get beat up by women. the stake is phenomenal? no. did you see anyonene sitting ata table?

it was an ally and they were standing there. the only thing on the menu was safe words. >> look at that. she is really beating him off. i mean beating him up. it was a mistake. >> that restaurant is next door. >> kayleigh, do think they realize it's a trend and people love trans. >> i mentioned i had seven pages of notes. i don't understand this. my only one talking point was this is sexist because it's only women. we did not cover this on outnumbered so i am woefully unprepared. i do not understand this story. >> if it was a restaurant where men were beating women i don't think we would be doing this segment. >> at least it's about the customer beating up the waitress. that went over my head. >> i've never been to a waffle house.

i can't say that enough. adam, would you ever go to something like this? >> no. you know who would, will smith. for $2 they will slap you. for $5 they will kick you. it is hello kicking. japanese. it's a lot like normally i go to taco bell where they hit you after you leave. >> it is true. we have had many interest things evenings and nights after dining at taco bell. i want to start a restaurant, cat, where customers come in and feed me. why not just do that. >> you can pay for that privately if you want. >> i wanted to be my restaurant. >> this actually was a regular restaurant. it was in danger of closing. i want to meet the person whose

idea this was. hear me out. instead of closing, how about instead you can have our waitresses slap you for $2? and then you can pick which waitress slaps you. that's an extra a everyone said yes, okay and it worked. that is inspiring. >> you worked at boston market. >> i did. i never got to hit anyone. >> any regrets? >> would have been better if i got to hit people? yes, a lot of things would be. >> i've got nothing else to say about this. let's just linger awkwardly. >> i will say in america it's the customer hitting the waitress. at least this is reversed. the waitresses get to take their revenge out. >> it is japan. that is not america. that's all i got. up next, what's the going rate for an outstanding date?

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a story in five words. five words date costs 196 bucks. all right kayleigh. according to a new survey of single people. you know what those are? the average person estimates that a good date should cost $196. thoughts? >> the men think that a good date is $220. a woman thinks it's $170. everyone blames the woman. also 37% say they will go on fewer dates next year because of the expense. lowering of the birthrate. thanks, joe biden. >> there you go. does not going on dates lower the birth rate? >> yes. theoretically get married, you

have kids and there are steps. >> you are so old-fashioned. adam, are you married? do you know what people do on dates? >> i don't. my wife doesn't know either. she will yell at me. she get so mad. i just hate that you expect the guy to pay for the first night. you are the guy and she is an escort. it is hard. that's $100 for the date and $96 for the weed you will smoke afterwards. >> i remember when i was a young guy you could have $20 in your pocket and get four beers and a couple shots and you would be good. those were the days. now you've got to fork out the money. you know what i am thinking? is a $100 bill the new 20? under joe biden's america? >> yes, it is. >> i am actually not impressed

by material things. which isn't really me bragging. people say that is low maintenance. that makes me way higher maintenance actually. you can just buy me something if you want to impress me are make me think that you care. you have to show me you care with your behavior. >> that sucks. >> it is harder. >> that's a lot of work. i'd rather throw money at the problem. >> i am well aware. >> what does that mean? >> you know that we throw money. >> tyrus, do you think this is high? >> this is unfair. you need to define what is a good date? men have a much different definition of what a good date is. and it doesn't matter how much money we spend as long as the end is a happy ending.

where women don't think that way. >> flowers and wine. >> the reason why men say 200, is somewhere, somehow in the magical world of men's mind we think if we spend $200 of our heart earned money, she owes it to us. and then it's a good date. $196 is a good date if she is giving you a $5 rebate. tell me one fellow who went on a date whose wife is not here, who went on a date, spent over $200 and got a kiss on the cheek? and the next day they say how was the date? it was wonderful. the meal was fabulous. the conversation. i can't wait to see her again. or they will go, [ bleep ] . i'm not calling her back. wasted $200 that i can't get back. two hours talking about in sync

and everything else. >> really? i feel like a lot of guys lie and say [ bleep ] . >> we do that too. i am talking about your close friends. >> i find some of the best dates are free. like when i chaperone at the prom. >> everyone pause for 72nd so we can edit that out. >> i like doing that. go to a museum. a museum is free. >> when was the last time you went to a museum? >> is your wife here tonight? >> the last time i went to a museum i was hiding. no one would find me there. go to a park. >> travis kelce met taylor swift's dad and went to a concert. >> what are you talking about? the publicist hooked it up. >> i am a delusional girl who believes its flowers, sunshine and roses.

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