>> and you believe it? i believe i can top your yuletide outrage. the porch pirates in antioch, california stole a santa decoration from a family's front porch. the idea that you are taking joy from children, stealing christmas trees. these people should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law and made an example of. you know who i hope comes and visits them? cramp us. i hope he is real. >> santa claus, why are you stuffing our tree up the chimney? remember that from the grinch? i am just getting the tree lights repaired. that's the greatest of all time. that and charlie brown christmas. wonderful to see you. thank you. that's it for us tonight. set your dvr and stay connected with us. follow me on instagram and ex. jesse and the gang are next. welcome to "jesse watters primetime". tonight, he says you're not going to be a dictator are you?

i said no other than day one. >> who is america's favorite dictator? >> we are talking about opening up all women and girls to genital examinations. >> hey there. what is under the hood? >> christmas is a big deal in our household. merry christmas everybody. >> gavin newsom cancels christmas. plus,-- andrew jackson, famously said, americans are not a perfect people, but we are called to a perfect mission. like storming the beaches of normandy. like stepping foot on the moon. like taking out bin laden. here is another man on a mission. joe biden. his mission isn't to stop

inflation, crime or migration. the mission is to stop trump. >> would you be running for president if trump wasn't running? >> i expect so. but he is running and i have to run. >> reporter: would you drop out if trump drops out? >> no. >> biden admitted he is too old for this. if the democratic bench wasn't so thin he would retire. plus, only joe biden knows how to use the fbi and cia during an collection. but later biden realized he made kamala harris look bad. so he changed his mind. >> reporter: do think there is any person that can be donald trump other than you? >> you do believe there are? >> i am not the only one. >> reporter: who else could beat donald trump for president? >> biden knows the only way to beat trump is if he doesn't campaign. that's how he beat him the last time. hideout and let big tech do the

dirty work. even jimmy fallon gets it. >> on saturday night at madison square garden kiss played their final concert and unveiled new digital avatars of the band that will continue to tour. that's pretty much what the white house is going to do with biden during next year's campaign. >> if biden does beat trump, then what? then he resigns and hands kamala harris the keys to the white house. that's the plan. biden isn't running for a second term. he's running to beat trump and then running away. biden hasn't articulated a second term agenda. he hasn't laid out a vision for the next four years. have you noticed that? democrats just need him to make it one day past the election when they can celebrate the first female president. this is worse than a handoff. this is a bait and switch. but trump says biden won't make it. >> i personally don't think he

makes it. okay. i am saving it for this big town hall. i personally don't think he makes it. i think he is in bad shape physically. remember when he said i'd like to take him behind the barn? if he took me behind the barn and i went like this, he would fall. i believe he would fall over. i believe he'd fall over. who knows? i personally don't think he makes it physically. i watched him at the beach. he wasn't able to lift a beach chair which is meant for children to lift. and mentally i would say he's possibly equally as bad and maybe worse. >> how are the democrats going to convince you that a guy who can't lift up a beach chair should win reelection? by telling you that the guy who can lift the beach chair will start a civil war. >> when i look at trump, here is where i think that all of his supporters should take something into consideration. i think that he is so divisive

that he could potentially cause civil war in this country. >> the democrats realize trump would start world war iii wasn't really working because biden has already led us to the brink. and plus the democrats realize nobody really cares about what goes on in other countries here. we just care about what goes on here. they have been trying to convince you that trump would destroy democracy. but no one really knows what that means, so they settled on a new hoax. and it's a good one. you are going to hear it more than russian collusion for a while. brace yourselves. trump, if he wins, is never leaving the white house. trump will be a dictator and will never have another election until he is dead. and then don jr. becomes president. sorry about that, eric. at last night's townhall hannity had to ask him about it. >> you are promising america tonight you would never abuse power as retribution against

anybody? >> except for day one. except for day one. >> meaning? >> i want to close the border and i want to drill, drill, drill. >> that is not retribution. >> i'm going to be--he says you're not going to be a dictator are you? i said no, other than day one. we are closing the border and drilling, drilling, drilling. after that i am not a dictator. >> it's only dictatorship for one day, guys. he will sit and sign executive orders like biden did. on day one they hand biden a pen and he signs a gazillion executive orders. he has no idea what is in them. remember he opens the border and kills the keystone pipeline on day one. so trump will do the opposite. he's going to close the border and drill, baby, drill on day one. trump knows exactly what he is doing. he is teasing the press and they just took the bait. >> this is what is so dangerous

about what trump just said. not that it was new. imagine jeffrey dahmer bowed still real killer. you never have him on the seat and you are going to kill again. only on day one. then after that i promise you can trust me. >> this is clear than what adolf hitler laid out much clearer than what he did. adolf hitler would had enough sense not to say these things explicitly what he would do on day one. he just did it on day one. >> look locale unhappy these people look. msnbc needs to relax. and don't you dare laugh at trump's jokes. they aren't funny. >> there is a sickness among unfortunately some of our fellow americans regarding authoritarianism and totalitarianism. they want it because when he promised that he would be a dictator on day one, he got applause. >> he is on fox news.

>> make no mistake, a large chunk of those people in that audience cheering when donald trump said i will be a dictator on day one. well, they want that. >> so democrats clap for the guy who arrest his opponent, fires you for not getting vaccinated, tells you what car to drive, wants to censor you and take your guns. okay. does anybody think trump is organized enough to be a dictator? he never mobilized the national guard to stop the riots. he never locked up hillary. he let every governor do what they wanted during covid. and do dictators even play golf? what the democrats are doing is sinister. when you slap a dictator label on a politician it's a wink and a nod to antifa. or the guy who showed up to cavanaugh's house armed and dangerous. trump will have so much fun with this dictatorship hoax. watch them him start wearing a crown. this is just a slick way also of calling you deplorable. you dirty little dictator lover.

hillary will have to do a lot of deprogramming. but like every hoax, this will backfire. >> liberals are so [ bleep ] stupid the way that they handle trump. you should shut up. he's a narcissist. neutral energy. >> you think he would go away? >> he was a one hit wonder. he wrote the twist and then that was it. he was on the casino circuit and then you idiot liberals wrote him twist again and you indicted him. now he's a martyr. he's coming back, jimmy. >> remember the guy who biden said if you don't vote for me you ain't black. charlamagne tha god. even he now admits trump might be a dictator, but there is someone worse. >> let's get right to the good news. donald trump is not going to be president again. the bad news is because he is going to be dictator. that sounds bad. but don't forget, we still have joe biden standing between him and the white house.

it's actually even worse. >> adam corolla is a comedian, author and host of the adam corolla show. i can see trump really getting into this, going out to the rally, getting a throne, getting one of those robes with the purple and the jewels and the staff. this is going to go crazy. >> you know what he needs? he needs that big trike harley that president camacho road in mediocrity. remember that movie? mr. president camacho, that would be the coolest thing ever. it's always funny to hear cnn, msnbc and the news get everything wrong intentionally. that's kind of interesting because back in the day they would get things wrong by mistake. now they misinterpret things intentionally. so trump makes an off-the-cuff joke. he bates them and they all do it

in earnest, which is insane. it sort of reminds me of mitt romney putting women in binders. remember when they took that literally? think about the insanity of mitt romney saying i stored women in binders. and then running with it. >> did he mean that literally? i thought it was a bunch of women that he was going to interview for the job? >> it was. but the insane newspeople said he put them in binders. >> like he had them handcuffed in binders? >> i don't know. that's how dumb and insane there. but obviously they don't believe what trump is saying. they misinterpreted it and they do it on purpose, which essentially makes them liars. what are they doing to the credibility? if if you were a cop and every

time you heard a car backfire you thought it was a gunshot, you would be a bad cop. that's what they are doing. >> do you think they deep down know he is kidding? dictator on day one. they do that to rile up everybody? or do they actually think after four years he is just going to sit in the oval and dare everybody to come yank him out? >> they know he is getting. remember when they were screaming he told people to inject bleach into their veins. he told them to drink fish tank cleaner. good people on both sides. good people on both sides has it right in the sentence, on both sides. why would he say both sides? they know what they are doing, but they have lost all credibility. here's the thing. if he becomes president again, he's going to destroy this nation. he was the president. this is like being at a shareholders meeting for nabisco

and saying if you let this guy be the ceo of this company again he's going to destroy nabisco and then someone goes, he was the ceo of nabisco for four years and we thrived. >> nabisco's stock price was through the roof and everybody was getting fat and happy. adam corolla. >> and barely any broken vanilla wafers. >> don't you hate it when they break? can't they make the box sniffer? i will talk to pepperidge farms. thank you so much. check out the podcast, adam corolla. fox news alert. white house reporters finally, after months, asked joe biden about his bribery scandal. listen. >> reporter: there is polling by the associated press that shows 70% of americans including 40% democrats believe that you acted either illegally are unethically in regards to your families business interest. this means americans have the

impeachment inquiry and why you interacted with so many of your sons and brothers foreign business associates? >> i will not comment. i did not. that's a bunch of lies. they are lies. i did not. they are lies. >> why would joe biden lie when our producers found four voters with his shady business partners. we just googled it five minutes ago. there is four pictures right there. golfing at the white house. at the vp house and at dinner. the last dinner is the one where hunter drove home in a porsche. hunter's business associate is visited the obama biden white house over 80 times. biden used an alias e-mail to talk to hunter's business associates 327 times. that guy. is biden saying he never met tony bobulinski? biden's own lawyer admitted he met these people. the democrats admitted he talk to them on the phone. >> and they never wants spoke

about any business dealings as he described it. it was all casual conversation, niceties, the weather. >> the weather, yes. if everything is legal, why is biden lying about it? this impeachment is going to be fun. at harvard, silence is violence but actual calls to violence, free speech. for those 60 years and older protect against rsv with arexvy. arexvy is a vaccine used to prevent lower respiratory disease from rsv in people 60 years and older. arexvy does not protect everyone and is not for those with severe allergic reactions to its ingredients. those with weakened immune systems may have a lower response to the vaccine. the most common side effects are injection site pain, fatigue, muscle pain, headache, and joint pain. i chose arexvy. rsv? make it arexvy.

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free speech on campus ended years ago. ann coulter had pies throw at her face. and poor people were thrown out of the ivs for asking questions. professors have been fired for saying men and within are different. at harvard students are punished for using the wrong pronouns.

students were given safe spaces after trump selection to mourn and grieve. when black lives matter blew up they said silence is violence. remember that? but now actual calls to violence aren't violence. that is just free speech. >> at mit does calling for the genocide of jews violate mit's code of conduct or rules regarding harassment? yes or no? >> the targeted individuals not making public statements. i have not heard for the genocide of jews on campus. >> but you have heard that? >> i have heard chants which can be anti-semitic based on context. >> does calling for the genocide of jews violate the code of conduct when it comes to bullying and harassment? yes or no? >> it can be harassment. >> the answer is yes. and dr. gay, at harvard, does calling for the genocide of jews violate harvard kasi rules of

bullying or harassment? yes or no? >> it can be depending on the context. >> just so we are clear at harvard calling a man a man is harassment but killing all the jews is not. depends on context. isn't kill all the jews what hitler said? can you say kill all the blacks? can you say kill all the gays? i highly doubt it. can someone explain how democrats are calling for genocide but trump is hitler? i cannot figure that out. here is how "the new york times" described the hearing. are you ready? republicans try to put harvard, mit and pen on the defensive about anti-semitism. the ivy league is okaying kill all the jews chants is a story about republicans bouncing. here's a dirty little secret. this isn't about free speech. this is about money. the ivy league is flooded with cash from america's enemies. foreign donors, many of them

foreign governments, have given over $13 billion to our top schools. and they want a return on their investment. most of that money comes from the middle east. >> harvard receives funding from foreign entities which support middle east studies department, correct? >> we received funding from a variety of sources because we have alumni from all over the world. save but that is correct, the middle eastern studies department? it's a yes or no. are you not aware where the middle eastern studies department receives funding? >> we received funding from various sources. >> i am asking you a yes or no question. you are under oath in front of the united states congress. you are giving lip service. it's a yes or no question. harvard receives funding from foreign governments and fundings which supports the studies department correct? >> we have alumni all over the world. >> so the answer is correct? what amount of support is that?

>> i'd have to look at our filings. >> you don't know as the president of the university? >> not that particular number. >> it is $1.5 billion over the past three years. >> that's a lot of money. harvard university where jewish genocide is treated as a recreational sport took into million dollars from saudi arabia alone. over the last three years mit has taken nearly $20 million from the salad days. that shouldn't, as a surprise because mit took a million dollars from epstein and didn't give it up until they were forced to. our universities are for sale. professor joe biden of u penn has personally benefited. by the way, what did biden actually do at upenn? >> can you give us some insight into why joe biden was paid almost a million dollars by upenn? what were his responsibilities when he was at you been? did he teach a class? >> i appreciate the question. president biden was a professor

of practice at the university of pennsylvania for a little over two years. president president biden had a wide variety of obligations. >> what obligations exactly did he have? >> he held seminars. he was in many different classes. he interacted with thousands of students over the time he was there. he invited speakers. >> $400,000 a year to take selfies with students and help an ivy league school book speakers? i don't believe that. in the immediate years after the 10 biden center opening and donations tripled. with most of that cash coming from china. without missing a beat chinese donors linked to hunter wondered over $100 million to you pen. it's almost like our enemies are running a foreign influence operation through the ivy league. charlie hurt joins me now. charlie, how hard was it to just answer that question? >> not hard at all unless you

are trying to hide the answer. you are exactly right. that's exactly what these universities have revealed themselves to be. they are a massive foreign operation. our enemies look at the long game. china looks at the long game. they look at this thing. they have been doing this for decades. that is why as you have pointed out they have given hundreds of millions of dollars to universities. they influence the outcome of it. all of this squalling that we have done the last couple years about election interference, this is absolutely no different. it's actually a deeper level. these are the future voters. this is election interference. this is academic interference with the exact same goal except probably 10 times more effective. you will never on brainwash these kids because these kids are being taught by extension, by those crazy lunatics, that we are sitting in front of those hearings defending hate speech

or defending the idea of talking about genocide against israel. you will not undo the damage that these colleges and universities have done. >> if a country doesn't really like the jews very much gives millions and millions of dollars to a school that all of a sudden is okay with their students not liking the jews very much? do you think it might have something to do with the university professor not wanting to maybe jeopardize another check from the country that doesn't like the jews very much? >> absolutely. that aside, if you just were america's enemy and you wanted to destroy america from the inside, the six exactly how you do it. even if you are china and you don't particularly care about israel or not, you just want to

dismantle america, this is the way you do it. this is the mistake they made. those hearings were some of the best hearings i had seen in memory. because of what they revealed. the other thing that i think these college presidents missed out on is the enormous amount of power that the federal government, if it wanted to exercise it against these universities. the student loan program goes through the federal government. the enormous amounts of federal grants that are given to these universities, millions and millions of dollars worth. and then you talk about harvard with a $30 billion endowment. these endowments aren't taxed. if lawmakers, if a small politician wanted to make an issue out of this and go after these universities, it would snowball. there is one guy i know that would be able to break this down into simple terms and take it

all the way home. >> i have a feeling this might be something dictator donald trump can do on day one. >> exactly. >> close the border, drill, baby, drill and rip up endowments unless they get straight to. >> it would be like animal house took over the entire university system from washington, d.c. and we would all love it. >> day one will be fun. it's going to be really fun. charlie hurt, everybody. thank you. aoc has a new hoax and it involves genitals. i was stuck. unresolved depression symptoms were in my way. i needed more from my antidepressant. vraylar helped give it a lift. adding vraylar to an antidepressant... is clinically proven to help relieve overall depression symptoms... ...better than an antidepressant alone. and in vraylar clinical studies, most saw no substantial impact on weight.

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democrats not so great at governing, but fantastic at hoaxes. the hoaxes are designed to distract you at how bad they are from government. something not going their way, hoax. rachel maddow is one of the most talented magicians they have.

she rode the russia hoax to a $20 million a year contract. she only has to work mondays. where can i get that deal? one of her earlier hoaxes was when ohio wanted to ban abortions if you could hear the baby's heartbeat in the womb. she claimed ohio was mandating general probes. >> if you want to get contraceptive that you may be have had in the whole life in ohio. if you are existent as an adult woman ohio, welcome to your mandatory vaginally probe at the insistence of the state even just to keep your iud. seriously? >> seriously. aoc seems to have plagiarized the maddow hoax at yesterday's hearing. the congresswoman claimed that those of us who want to stop boys from going into girls locker rooms will soon be giving everyone who goes into the locker room genital exams. >> we are seeing here in this

under the guise of not only trying to further marginalize trans women and girls. we are talking about opening up all women and girls to genital examinations when they are under age. that's right. potentially just because someone can point to someone and say i don't think you are a girl. soon if that almost brings a tier to my eye. we can all witness the very moment a hoax gets its wings. but of course congresswoman letting peeping toms into girls locker rooms isn't perverted at all. anyone against it is the pervert. they are going to have to make everyone undress. no one actually knows who is a boy or girl without seeing them completely naked. tom, who has been at the school since kindergarten, and who has grown his hair out and wants to play varsity field hockey has so scrambled our ability to see gender that we have to make everyone who wants to play field

hockey strip. so we can check their genitals before naming our starters. again, typical left-wing hoax. accuse you of what they are guilty of. guys invading girls locker rooms aren't the perverts. it's the people trying to stop it. jimmy failla is a fox news contributor and cancel culture dictionary. show the book and get it over with. >> this is a homerun. >> genital examinations mandated by the state at public schools. i did not see this hoax coming. >> this is a good one for aoc. it's imaginative. you don't expect this from her. this is a woman so dumb she studied for a covid tester to see her make this play, which is what i am so fascinated buy on the left. they are catering to people's emotions. this carries too stupid intellectually lazy people who want to feel like they are better than us. this works. the ohio state senate famously

past a bill last year that said we are not obviously going to do this. we will require a birth certificate if you want to play sports. i'm a guy who has paid and not paid his rent from bedding youth sports. i can talk to you. >> when you see someone trying to come into the ladies locker room and you can tell by the adam's apple and the deep baritone voice they are a guy. do you think to yourself, wait a second, maybe i don't know who a guy is anymore? i'm going to have to make everyone get naked before coming into the locker room. >> that's what i wanted to tell aoc. there are so many other ways to know. as a former new york city cabdriver anytime you pick up a woman who says you are cute, do you like surprises? i don't actually need to check the infrastructure to get to the bottom of this. crocodile dundee. aoc, great hoax. nice try. i think we can do that better than that. can't do better than cancel culture dictionary.

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join us or die. those words aren't from a cult. they are from the democrats. they have been saying for years if you don't vote democrat you will die. better pass obamacare or you will die sick on the streets. can't let trump win or you will die. even if biden doesn't win, democracy dies. so you will ensue civil war. this is not the art of persuasion. this is what you tell a child about crossing the street so he doesn't get hit by a car. send a blank check to ukraine or we will have to send troops to die in poland. if you don't by a tesla, you will die. fox has obtained a new internal memo from the democrats where they claim if republicans undo the electric car mandates, countless deaths. hunter dishes for skirt and buys

a ford raptor. it's get 14 miles to the gallon. joe might and doesn't even have an electric car. he has a corvette. that's where he keeps the classified documents. we are moments away from the 92nd annual california state capitol tree lighting. there is a slight breeze in the air. transsexual nutcrackers line the state capitol building and a black disabled santa everywhere. or at least that's what it would have been like this year in california, but something is different this holiday season. gavin newsom doesn't have his usual trademark christmas spirit. in fact, gavin has given up. there will be no in person christmas tree lighting ceremony in california. why? because pro- palestinian protesters said they were going to protest the tree lighting. and gavin buckled. instead of hiring extra security

to protect the sacred christmas tradition, newsom is hosting the event online. he is going to zoom the tree lighting. if we are being honest, primetime stunt by gavin's lack of gumption. since when do protesters dictate how christmas is being celebrated. it is new york that is used do it. what did we do when hundreds of palestinian protesters tried to disrupt the rockefeller tree lighting last week? we stood our ground. despite our odds, we successfully defended our christmas cheer. the tree stood tall. new yorker celebrated and the christmas lights awed tourists from all over the world. gavin cannot say the same. in fact, bending the knee to palestinian protesters, a huge sign of weakness. not only is he locking santa

claus up in the basement, he is showing the world that all it takes is a few people chanting and some pickets signs to intimidate him enough to just crawl back inside. how is newsom going to stand up to russia? how will he stand up to iran? if gavin wants to be president, he has to do better. let's bring in former professional boxer david nino rodriguez. this does not look tough to me. >> no. you should be calling him gavin the grinch. the grinch that stole christmas pick that's his new nickname. that's a nickname to me. >> i don't know why he is afraid of a few protesters. we have thousands of them crawling over manhattan every day of the week. >> can you imagine trump doing something like this? this would never happen. with newsom, i don't see a candidate for presidency. i see a candidate for low testosterone. that is what i see here. him doing this on zoom is like an infomercial for low

testosterone. i have a doctor he can speak to to fix this problem. this is embarrassing. >> covid is over. we are going to pretend like we need to keep our safe social distance from the palestinians of course? gavin newsom wants to be president and he's going to hold a christmas tree lighting ceremony virtually because someone might show up and yell something? >> it shows fear. it shows weakness. it shows weakness first and foremost. and i believe it's a job at christianne a. if you want to know my honest truth it's a jab at christianity. this guy can never be a world leader. look at what he is doing already. this is very much so part of the agenda if you want to know the truth. newsom the grinch that stole christmas. that's what i'm labeling it as. gavin the grinch. >> you wouldn't do this for kwanzaa. he would stand strong in the streets and celebrate kwanzaa however they celebrated.

i don't know. no one knows. this is not right. he has declared a war on christmas. anybody who knows me i will fight this to the bitter end. thank you. >> you've got it. thank you. we are now buying art from monkeys?

watch out passengers. , because he is about to be out on bail. joe emerson the california pilot who tripped so hard on shrooms he tried to take down a commercial jet is set to be released by the end of the week. while he awaits trial. the judge laid down some harsh ground rules for his release. he's got to stay off the shrooms and out of the cockpit. fair. this is the second lucky break for him. yesterday his charges were downgraded downgraded from attempted murder to 83

misdemeanor counts of reckless endangerment and one count of endangering an aircraft. trying to crash a plane with 83 people in it, misdemeanor definitely. maybe the prosecutors read the new york times puff piece about shaw showroom. definitely worked. let's do some cooler. fox news contributor and author of enough said, a new book. wherever books are sold. tyrus, what's up? the biden administration has delayed banning menthols. a lot of black american smoke menthols and they don't want to anger the black american voter before the election. >> do i smoke menthols? no, i do not. i feel like if this was the rock that pushed the straw that broke the camel's back. no plug for camel cigarettes at

all. this is ridiculous. most americans don't smoke anymore. i think if it was 1975 they might have a thing going on. >> is this smart politics? 85% and black smokers smoke menthols? >> this is the stuff that is like a stereotype. they will also say they can't preempt an nba basketball team because we would be in an upper and riot. tunic it's like white people like mayonnaise? >> you can have a tuna sandwich around it. >> you are biracial? >> is that a thing? >> i had no idea. >> i am black. but my berthing person who grew me was white. >> you are like obama? that and you have nothing else in common. >> we have a lot of things in common. >> we don't have enough time. >> we both like fox news. >> we have another thing. chimps are now painting and it's

making them a lot of money. some of these works of art go for as much as $10,000 at art basil. would you pay $10,000 for monkey arts? 2 if it was a choice between hunter biden's knows art or a chimp's art we might have a conversation. this is ridiculous. they are making a lot of money? really? they are making a lot of money? their handlers are making a lot of money. >> tyrus, i stand corrected. i've never said that on this show. i miss spoke. the chimps are not making money. if they are, it's the zookeepers. how old is too old for a bachelor party? i only asked this question because my producer who happens to be the same one who rides a scooter with a helmet, he took off not one, not two, but three days of work to go to a bachelor party. he is in his 30s. the third day of work he took off was the recovery day.

>> first of all, the age varies depending on how many seconds after you are married. once you are married, the bachelor party is over. >> it's not his bachelor party. >> if you have a steady relationship, you can go. the day you are married you cannot go to a bachelor party. do not seek that treasure. stay away from that. >> my female producer is telling me she wouldn't uphold that rule. she would let her husband go. >> that is a bear trap. a huge bear trap that is set. i will use my book for that. sure, honey, you can go. as you walk out the door, i can't believe you went. how could you? it's a set up. you are not getting there. your cell phone is ringing as soon as you get in the uber. >> please don't call us during bachelor parties. can we have that rule? >> they are going to call. >> we are not going to answer. >> sure. >> guys, i've got to take this.

>> you miss spoke again. >> i am almost out of a job. thank you. bachelor parties, we are going to have a lot of texts about this. i'm not so sure tyrus is right about this. tyrus might be having ptsd from a bachelor party that he went or wasn't allowed to go to. he might be projecting. i want to hear what the ladies think and what the guys thing. tomorrow night we will hear from america about bachelor party code. not really bachelorette party. we don't care what you guys do. or should we? dave from pelham, new hampshire. dictators play golf. don't you remember when kim jong-un shot an 18 holes? very good. dan from california. i have never voted for a dictator before. first time for everything. i guess you can vote for a politician and then they just don't leave.

i think that is happened before. mike from rochester, new york. biden should tap aoc to become genital czar. he shouldn't tap anybody for anything. stewart from bel air, california. how sophisticated. is gavin going to celebrate christmas from the french laundry? we are going to have the footage of the virtual christmas tree lighting tomorrow night on the show. definitely watch. nancy from santa rosa, california. newsom needs to grow some jingle bells. that guess called him loki. i don't think anyone has called newsome low tea before. we don't want to get into why. stewart from bel air. again, bel air? bachelor parties are for the married guys, not the bachelor. i am watters and this is my world.