"lone shark tank." not just regular shark tank. this guy is a gem and i would love his pregame speech to the team. it's not whether you you win or lose but if you cover the point spread. i love this guy. he's my guy. >> laura: don't you want to show the sopranos again? david chase-style talent. i mean there are some good shows, i guess. >> the giants couldn't get a super bowl ring so they settled for a pinky ring. i get what they are doing. >> laura: you're naughty. it's great to see you as always. that's it for us. stay connected. make sure to follow me on social media. you know all the usuals and thank you for watching. remember, it is america now and forever. i still can't believe the poop water thing. jesse takes it from here and he would never drink that water. ever. ever.

>> jesse: welcome. tonight, these charges also paint a picture of a man who is -- and i can't stress this enough -- so cool. with primetime long about hunter. king and the castle. >> american dictator show. i can't be dolled out easily to anyone especially by people. >> the obama movie, anti-white. plus -- >> mother of god. ♪ >> jesse: when i was a little boy growing up i held american institutions in very high esteem. i thought the fbi were the goodize. i thought the boy scouts were a wholesome organization. i thought the catholic church was pristine but as i entered adulthood year after year, it began to dawn on me that nothing

is sacred anymore. the people and the places i revered let me down. it doesn't make me cynical. it makes me a realist. now, i'm not out to tear down american institutions. that's the last thing i want. these institutions are tearing themselves down. hollywood turned out to be not so glamorous. the secret service, i respect the guys but the leadership, not anymore. don't even get me started on the nfl. one of the places you aspire to be admitted into as a young american is harvard university. the pinnacle of the ivy league. i always assumed it took the finest academic pedigree to be employed there. you had to have the most diligent scholarship. the best and the brightest, i said, until i visited "the factor." >> can you name one obama administration scandal? go. >> there are none.

[buzzer] >> oh -- >> can you name one obama administration scandal? >> obama care. >> jesse: you always knew harvard was a little liberal. as most universities are, it's baked into the cake but if the students were sharp the professors must be brilliant, and then harvard hired bill deblasio and lori lightfoot. it became a rehab clinic for failed progressives. surely the president of harvard university has to be the most highly accredited individual in higher ed. once again, i was disappointed. >> based upon your testimony, you understand that this call for an intifada is to get genocide against israel and globally, correct? >> i'll say again, that type of

hateful speech is personally abhorrent to me. >> do you feel like that type of hateful speech is contrary to harvard's code of conduct or is it allowed at harvard? >> it's at odds with the value of harvard. >> can you not say it against the code of conduct at harvard? >> we embrace a commitment to free expression even of views that are objectionable. >> what action has been taken against students who are harassing and calling for the genocide of jews on harvard's campus. >> i can assure you we have robust actions under way. >> i'm asking what actions have been taken against those students? >> given students' rights to privacy and our obligations under firpa i'll not say more about any specific cases. >> jesse: could the president of harvard university be an idiot? how dumb is this woman, i thought to myself.

how do you fumble a question like that? we found out why. gays a fraud. gay is a plagiarist. 30 incidents of plagiarism have been uncovered. the school paper, harvard crimson, did their owning investigation and found that gays' plagiarism violated the school's hop o honor code policy. here are a few examples from her dissertation where she lifted name sections from other authors. there was a sentence or two where she forgot to properly list at source. one of the scholars plagiarized is carol swain, another prominent female american acdemocratic who actually helped to pave the way for women like gay. >> she has me listed in her b

bibligoraphy. she doesn't even mention my work in the literacy review. to me that was most serious because it looks like she came up with the idea, this is her work. i see a woman whose work would not have warranted tenure in the ivy league even if it wasn't plagiarized. >> jesse: she didn't plagiarize by accident. she's a thief. she steals people's ideas and passes them off as her own. harvard is letting her get away with it. but harvard isn't letting her students get away with it. in 2012 harvard was rocked by a massive cheating scandal. nearly 2% of the entire undergrad student body was investigated for cheating and plagiarism. in the end, over half of the studentse investigated were forced to resign from the university. >> harvard university has produced some of the most well respected world leaders and trail blazers, but now that

pristine reputation is in danger of being tarnished all because of a cheating scandal the university admits is unprecedented in the school's modern history. >> jesse: just two years ago nearly 30 students were forced to withdraw from violating the academic code. harvard's connor code is clear. plagiarizing violates the standards of our community as well as the standards of wider learning and world affairs. if i were on the board of trustees as harvard it's a no-brainer, gay has to got. plagiarism is one of the high of the academic crimes there is. in the private sector it's like corporate espionage. it's what china commits, intellectual property theft. it's a serious academic felony that can't be tolerated or it completely spoils the sanctity of acdeemia. we might as well have robots write our papers. harvard has decided to let the fraud keep her job.

apparently, the harvard board knew about the plagiarism months ago and 159 on it until gay bombed at the hearing. so they investigated her, found out she plagiarized but decided to spin the violations as inadequate citations. kind of like cnn says it's not looting. it's shopping without money. harvard hired its first black president this year, but it turns out she's a massive plagiarist and thinks screaming kill the jews is fine. harvard doesn't have the backbone to admit they screwed up so they are keeping her. not only are they keeping her, harvard put out a statement today praising her. is harvard holding gay to the same standard it's held its past presidents to over the last 400 years. it's not even holding gay to the same standards it holds its students to. the media, who went through years of study showing that it's a high crime and misdemeanor,

are sticking up for gay. it constitutes only a fraction of the population second-degree far less than you might have assumed given how much attention those schools receive. the "post" says ivy league graduates only make up .2% of the population. therefore, we shouldn't care. but the media never cared more about so few people. .3% of the population died from covid and we shut the whole country down. .1% of the population is trans, and we've turned society upside-down for them. .1% of the population is changing the english language, what bathrooms we use, how we play sports. and just as harvard graduates have an outsize influence on american institutions, becoming u.s. presidents, becoming supreme court justices, business leaders, affecting how millions of us live you're damn right we're going to scrutinize harvard. you're damn right we're going to

disqualify anybody who commits academic identity theft. joe biden was forced to end his 1898 presidential campaign because huts caught plagiarizing. >> you cannot measure the health of our children, quality of our education, the joy of their play. >> gross national product -- the quality of their education for the joy of their play. >> our generation of americans will pay any price bear any burden, accept any challenge and meet any hardship. >> we shall pay any price bear any burden, meet any hardship. >> jesse: joe biden got caught plagiarizing. he's a fraud, always has been but the american body politic decided it was okay and eventually elected him president and look how that turned out. when someone plagiarizes, they are confessing they don't have any original ideas. they are admitting they are

unqualified. they are telling us they lack integrity when they steal someone else's work and pawn it off as their own and it also shows they are straight up lazy because they won't put into the work to reflect and think for themselves. people used to be held accountable for this. not anymore, and look at this country. it's a mess. are you surprised? word don't mean anything anymore. i can be a woman, a she-wolf. [howls] j >> jesse: the border is secure. no evidence linking biden -- what about the people we're stealing from. how do they feel? you can steal from oppressors. it's justified. america was founded on the principles that all men are created equal but america is returning to a european class system. there is an identity politics

airichristy. it doesn't matter what you do anymore, it matters who does what. >> a senior fellow, and actually caught gay in the act. how deep was this go, chris? >> this goes deeper than you might imagine. on sunday i brought the story of the plagiarism scandal and a few days later the reporter broke additional instances of plagiarism and now three professors have come forward alleging that gay stole from their work to varying degrees of severity. we're talking about a large portion of all of her published papers which are actually very few in number. she's not a prolific scholar by any sense of the word, and it is really damming, but the twist is that, if she were a

run-of-the-mill university president, she would have been out yesterday but harvard has decided because of her race, because of her gender and more importantly because of her politics, they have to do everything they can to save her. they have lost reportedly a billion dollars in donations but that's all worth it because she's the great toe tum. the great avatar of left wing identity politics. she enforces the principles of dei at harvard and this is the real heart of the story. harvard has abandoned its classical motto, veritas, this is the story of our time. >> jesse: so it's rotten to the core. i'm sure there are a lot of good professors there, there are some sharp undergrads, but if your board is allowing fraud and it's destroying its very own motto that's stamped in the insignia in all of the buildings and all of the paperwork, what does that

mean for the country, if harvard has become a fraud? >> it's symbolic of what's happening never. where left wing radicals have taken over all of the elite culture-shaping institutions in our country with very few exceptions and conservatives need to get serious. we need to develop a strategy for recapturing these institutions, for taming these institutions, and for revitalizing these institutions in support of american principles of freedom, equality, merit, excellence, and accomplishment. harvard is the key prize, and so i'm going to be fighting. harvard threatened "the new york post", to bury "the new york post" in lawsuits if they reported this story. i was not scared. i'm never going to back down. i'll keep coming after the university of which i'm an alumnus, until this travesty is over and until we've restored truth as the highest principle of harvard university.

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>> jesse: how do you want to spend your retirement? maybe play a little golf. grandkids. not the obamas? the community organizer can't stop, won't stop. the obamas coasted into retirement and now identify stephen spielberg. they are producing movies. my staff told me they watched the obama movie on netflix. i said why the hell you would do

that? they said they didn't know what it was, until they saw the credit at the end. i said, you guys are watching julia roberts movies on saturdays? we don't have time to get into that but they told me the movie was about the apocalypse and had racial politics. it was filled with electric cars, teslas. and they were filled with kamikazes. >> get into the car. [scary music] >> what are you doing? should we flag him down? maybe they know something. >> there is no one in that car. [screams] [gunshots] >> jesse: and everybody knows obama likes to talk about race, white privilege, there was a lot of that.

>> i'm not going to let anything happen to you if that's what you're asking. >> i'm asking for you to remember that if the world falls apart trust should not be dolled out easily to anyone, especially by white people. even my mom would agree on that. >> the reviews are in, five out of 10. although they said julia roberts shined. the liberals smear machine media matters is learning what reverent wright said, the chickens have come home to roost. media matters has been tempting fate for two decades. falsely smearing conservative media to trigger that a boy cops and reputational ruin. but they messed with the wrong south african. elon musk has hit media matters with a massive federal lawsuit. and republican attorney generals in texas and missouri launched investigations into so-called

watchdog. elon musk isn't stopping there. he's got a message for all the democrat donors who funded the group. >> media matters is an evil propaganda machine. i'm against evil propaganda machines, so we're suing them in every country that they operate and we'll pursue not just the organization but anyone funding that organization. i want to be clear about that. anyone funding that organization we'll pursue them. so, media matters is an evil propaganda machine. they can go to hell. i hope they do. >> jesse: senator rubio joins me now. all right. is it an evil machine, senator? >> well, first, by the way, i actually saw that movie. i didn't know that was an obama movie. >> jesse: that's what everybody keeps saying. >> it was whatever. actually, there was an

insurrectionist piece, rogue military guys end up attacking the country, for what purpose, i don't know. >> jesse: it looks like you're a big julia roberts fan. >> she was fine in the movie. she was kind of nasty in the movie she was mean, and i guess anybody would during the a aapocalypse. the media cites them always to determine who is a racist, who is bigot. media matters is part of that eco-system and everybody jumps all over it and thinks these people are a legitimate operation. >> jesse: they are supposed to be charities. these are all 501-c3's. i don't believe they pay taxes. they just get all of this dark money from leftists and commit fraud against conservatives.

it looks evil and illegal. >> yes, i'm not sure they are money-making machines per se. i think they serve a political purpose and really the purpose of both groups. you see them cited. southern poverty law center says so and so is a hate group which defines anyone who doesn't support joe biden. on media matters they spend all day doing things, including smearing this network and personalities that are on it, misstating facts and going after individuals, i'm glad the stuff is being exposed. for years we used to get asked, one of these groups said so and so and they are completely fake illegitimate groups. >> jesse: i'm sure you've been victimized. as a senator from florida, can you just tell the obamas to go to the keys and just shut up. [laughter] >> i know, just relax, go play golf again. i don't know. >> jesse: just relax, guys. senator rubio, thank you so

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>> jesse: nobody enjoys being pulled over. the mere sight of the red and blue in the rearview puts the pit in your stomach. check the speedometer. see if your seat belt is on. hope your registration is up to date and pull over. at other times, if you're respectful they will let you off with a warning. say goodbye to americans human-to-human interaction with the law. no, we're not talking about robo cops or robo cop dogs. we're talking about the ungodly avalanche of speed cameras that are now being honeycombed throughout america's streets, avenues and highways. why pay police to pull people over when a camera can just snap

your license plate and mail a ticket. if you go one mile over the speed limit smile, you're on camera and you'll be getting a ticket in your mailbox thanks to joe biden. two years ago he gave states billions of dollars to put up red lights and speed cameras to keep us safe. quote-unquote. pay us and you won't get hurt. does that sound like the president or a protection racket because a single camera in d.c. made $4 million in six months. this is the biggest money grab since the government created the irs. how do you transfer wealth from americans to government bureaucrats? install a red light camera and watch the money pour in. and worst of all this all stems from the infrastructure bill. our tax dollars. we're paying the government to fleece us. peninsula, ohio, population, 500, are you ready. averages 1,800 speeding tickets a month.

a month. thanks to its new biden speed cameras. the town is on pace to make an extra million dollars this year just from writing tickets. and to make things worse, if you want to fight it in court, they charge you a hundred bucks. most people just say screw it and cut the check. doesn't matter anymore if you're right or wrong. if you're tinted, you'll pay either way but peninsula, ohio, is just a drop in the bucket. this is happening everywhere. there are more than 200 towns across the country using biden's new speed cameras. west harvard, connecticut, is getting a dozen new ones. portland is about to double its army of cameras. georgia, california, everybody gets a camera. each one is about $60,000 but who cares, we're paying for it? critics say the cameras are invasive, don't reduce crashes and they are just a tax on the poor, >> if it's not actually increasing safety and making our streets, parks and schools safer, what are we paying for?

and a lot of this ticket revenue is brought in from our chicago residents who can least afford it. 43% of the school cameras we've seen an increase in crashes in the vicinity in 2022, and for 51% of the park cameras we've seen an increase in collisions. >> a lot of these chicagoans who will being ticketed can't afford this and that's not even including all of the revenue from late fees. >> jesse: now the towns can use federal money to help pad their budgets with fewer tickets. this is how they funding the police. the human element is gone. you can't sweet talk a camera. you can't flirt with a robo cop. no more flashing the pba card. sorry, officer, my wife is in labor. welcome to the chinese police state where joe robo cop is pulling you over.

shane joins us now. shane, this is going to explode over the next decade. i'll never be able to drive even one mile per hour over the limit. >> yep. jesse, nothing is freedom like a bunch of cameras everywhere you drive. especially on the roads where we're taking our vehicles to get licensed to be road worthy. the roads aren't worthy of cars on top of it. this is a complete 1984 police state. it stems probably, first and foremost, from the broken incentive system here in america that comes from fiat money. when you can't make ends meet, whether you're a municipality or family what you're trying is to find other ways and for the state when they try to find other ways, they looked at tech and to make peaceful people criminals. >> jesse: the next thing you know the government has all the cameras. they are just going to say, where were you? oh, i know exactly where you were when you were there and where you were going and where you were coming from. but we're just trying to keep

you safe, right, shane? >> yes. exactly. once upon a time we had a constitution in the united states. i think we're past the constitution, or post constitution. in the constitution this should be the line in the sand for the residents of the united states, whether you're a democrat, republican, libertarian or against all of these things. look, the fifth amendment guaranteed you the right-to-life and property without -- you couldn't take it without going to court. the six isth amendment obviously guarantees the right to a speedy trial, a public trial, a lawyer, a defense, and a jury of your peers, and then the seventh, that's just criminal cases, what they are doing in ohio here is actually going after them civilly so under the seventh amendment, in any case that's a greater amount than $20, that's also part of the seventh amendment so you're guaranteed the right to a jury there. so when we look at this we're seeing our rights being eviscerated and absolutely manipulated. the key thing here, that you've

got the state and the tech appa apparatus. this is probably the most deviant evil -- >> jesse: they want us to ride bikes, shane. joe can't ride but he want everybody else to. this is what they are trying to do. shane, go check out his podcast. thanks so much. primetime might be wrong about hunter biden.

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>> jesse: the hunter biden story has it all. drugs, prostitutes, sex tapes, guns, dirty wires, tax dodging and so much more. diamonds, how could i forget the diamonds? it's the kind of bad boy story that hollywood would have picked up in a heartbeat but not in washington. democrats spent years doing everything but talking about hunter. but if you think about it, if you're a democrat, why would you want to talk about him? we just thought democrats were embarrassed. but we were wrong.

turns out democrats fell for the bad boy. and like a high school girl hiding it from her parents, they have been hiding their urges until now. when the media found out hunter shafted the irs and blew a million dollars on sex, democrats were orgasmic. >> it paints the picture of a deeply troubled man but on the other hand these troubles also paint a picture of a man who is, i can't stress this enough, so [ bleep ] cool. >> what is cool about this? >> great question. everything. the two-week benders, the sex clubs, the coolest show. the guy even got kicked out of hotels for partying too hard. >> i'm sorry, michael. i disagree, it's not cool to spend a million dollars on drug filled sex parties and then try to get the i would say to pay for it. you know what?

actually -- as i'm saying it, it does sound cool. >> jesse: he's taking millions out of atm it is, he's going 1 # 0 in the panorama with the crack pipe and he just gave the bird to the irs. is that cool? am i old fashion? i always thought sleeping with your brother's widow and skipping alimony payments to your ex was bad or getting all your friends arrested and dishonoring your family name and dishonoring your father or not acknowledging the baby you had with another woman but what do i know? maybe he's alpha? not only is he the smartest guy joe knows but he's the coolest and after three years of joe democrats want cool back in the white house. >> hunter has got lambeaus, porn, sweet clothes, what's trump got? a golf cart, high cholesterol and indictments, indictments about documents.

boring. [laughter] >> good luck in the election, nerd. people always say they like biden but they wish he were younger. well, you got your wish, democrats. hunter biden 2024. you don't even have to change the signs. >> that sounds so [ bleep ]. >> jesse: sorry, newsom. hunter is on-deck. a comedian joins us now. doug, i miss this. hunter is cool. >> first of all, i have no party affiliation. i'm wing-less. i don't care but you're completely ignoring that they were making fun of themselves as much as anyone. i listened to the sketch. i don't know a dog about hunter biden. i have a home life and i do things. but hunter biden isn't a new

story, if you go back to betty ford, she had problems. were you trashing her for being an alcoholic. the guy is evidently a drug addict. he's having some fun, i guess. billy carter, billy beard, billy beard, wasn't that funny in the moment. billy beer. did we have to wait a long time. chelsea clinton, she sold a bunch of top secrets to wikileaks and changed her gender. all the presidential families have had issues. why hunter biden is specifically chaffing your track. >> jesse: i think he has all the issues that anyone has ever had in the issue of first families and i'm fine with it because this whole too many didn't realize how cool he was. >> i dated my brother's wife, the night before my brother graduated from boot camp i banged his fiance in a pool in a

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of the policies that the democratic politicians have instituted over the last decade. what are we seeing? >> it's absolutely the result of capitalism and what happens in capitalism to the people at the bottom rungs, and so, you know, i think it's absolutely -- a lot of these folks, biggest driver of why folks are on the street is because they lost their jobs, income, or were evicted from their homes usually for not being able to pay the rent. >> jesse: that's a head scratcher. because capitalism has been the economic model in the u.s. since our founding. and we've never seen a city look like san francisco. here's what san francisco looked like just a half century ago. i'm pretty sure capital little was thriving in the 1950s. in fact, san francisco was more capital lick than they are in 2023. through deductive reasoning

preston is a moron. trying to scapegoat a system that's lifted them out of poverty. the only capitalism that exists there is sex and drug trafficking. san francisco politicians have made everything else free and easy. that's not capitalism. that's chaos. admit it, preston, that's what you wanted. donald trump says he'll be a dictator. just on day one. >> you're promising america tonight, you would never abuse power as retribution against anybody? >> except for day one. >> except for -- >> he's going crazy. except for day one. you're not going to be a dictator, are you? no, no, no, other than day one of we're closing the border and we're drilling, drilling, drilling. after that i'm not a dictator. >> jesse: so he's tweaking the police who lacks brain, imagination and a sense of humor. america has never had a dictatorship.

george washington had a shot but spared us the agony of another revolution, although this isn't entirely true. we do have a tiny dictatorship in america. we just discovered a small nation in the nevada desert that's giving dictatorship a shot. there is a small nation in the nevada desert, you say? yes, there is, indeed. it not recognized but it's self-proclaimed. it's called the republic of melasia. it's 11 acres, a nick crow nation and remember it's not how big a nation is, it's what you do with it. 38 people are doing a lot. that's the population of it. it was established in 1977. and it been ruled by its dictator kevin bow, otherwise known as his excellency president grant current doctor, president, protector of the nation and guardian of the people. the first lady, madam belle,

serve as the dictator's muse. what he says goes. for example, he hates onion, catfish, salesmen and walruses so they are all banned. why ban a walrus from a desert, you ask? why not? don't even try going there with a walrus because his excellency will throw you in jail. political jail. it also has a customs office but they are currently not accepting new citizens. that's the kind of border policy we can all get behind. they also have a post office, bank, even their own currency, called velora. they kind of look like poker chips and libyan monopoly money. they even have a war office and they say they have been to war before with another micronation called mustache-istan. no fatalities but molasio won. kind of like the cold war with russia. they boast quite a robust navy

for a locked nation with six boats some of which are inflatable. they present a significant deterrent. his excellency's cabinet include a minister of making things orderly, a minister of making things disorderly, ethnic and few galty. the u.s. and u.n. don't recognize it as its own nation but the dictator says they are working on it. kevin dow is the dictator of molossia. kevin, do you pay taxes? >> actually, no, we don't. we give foreign aid to the united states. >> jesse: okay. how generous of you. >> you've seen the roads. they need all the help they can get. >> jesse: do you provide sanctuary, if i were to ever flee, could i find hospitality in your micronation?

>> you could come visit. and we do have specific days you can come visit because it's a tiny country. you really can't move here and live here. sorry. >> why did you declare yourself dictator? >> well, it was kind of an unusual thing. there are a lot of other micronations out there. a lot of kings and dukes and princes and so forth. i wanted to do something different, and, you know, america has a great affection for third world dictators, so i wanted to be a third world dictator. >> jesse: how do you wield your power as dictator? >> it's easy, surprisingly. it's kind of hard -- it's rough to run a country. and so nobody else wants this job. >> jesse: has the cia ever given you an exploding cigar? >> no, no, but there have been calm of assassination attempts, actually over the board in the u.s.

never in molassia. >> jesse: donald trump says he'll be a dictator only on day one. do you have any advice because you have been a dictator for many, many days. >> i'm kind of a gentler dictator, so that whole get nor flies with honey thing, that might be an approach to go with. i don't know, it's kind of up to him. he's got a little bit more problems on day one, than probably every other day than we do in our little country. not a lot of problems in your own self-declared country. >> jesse: tell the muse i said hello, your excellency. god bless and peace be with you. ♪ >> jesse: there is a concept in japan called forest bathing. studies have shown that even 20 minutes in a forest can create enormous benefit psychologically, physically, emotionally. i bathed in a forest for about one hour and 20 minutes this morning and i feel fantastic.

take another bath tomorrow. text. sam from washington, jesse, you stepped in it last night. i don't think you realize just how many chiefs fans there are. an apology will not get you out of this one. i know, i backed the kid with the face paint and i turned it all around. that's what i do. keep you on your toes. mike from texas, jesse, who guarantees that the radar gun is calibrated properly? cash grab. and you pay the cash when you fight it, too. david from san clemente, california, if you get a camera taken in the mail just rip it up. there is no proof you got it. is that legit? hank from pennsylvania, how many solar panels are on your house? zero. and we heard from you. we're going to have a follow up report on the solar scam tomorrow. always remember i'm waters and this is "my world." **