>> the worst part of it is me being on screen. but the best part is whee bestn you're on screen. >> john schneider, great to sere you, my friend. >> i hope people will find it. jingle smellend.. . >> merry christmas, everybody. you take care. god bless you. bye bye. merry christmas. god bless you, my friende and .l >> but unfortunately, that is all the time that wetime tha hae left for tonight. remember, you can catch met. weekdays at noon c on our number. i hope you'll check it out. we have a lon t of fun on thatk show. i also hope you'll check out my book, serenity and the storm living orm, through chaos by leaning on . and boy, do we have a locrist of chaos right? >> when i wrote this, there wask only one war in ukraine. ranow there are two. we have one in israel and the border. we look at it. it's a war zone. a lot going on, a lot of chaos. and joe biden's america. well, thank you for watching. that's next. up on the fox news channel is. gutfeld next. ha. a great night

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reports that next year a national tv station will debut the first ever artificially generated news anchor. which is weird because at fox, we already have one. ha. yeah.ce, je >> in your face, jesse.ss finally, a new study finds that being too optimistic causes people to make poor financial decisions too opti s. >> and in some cases it canan la lead to homelessness. now to the new dancing buffoons. who support marxist goons. true. the only thing worse than their politica l is how this vomit inducing group dances. but now you probably gouge your eyes out after seeing this bizarre interpretationt afnutcrk the nutcracker inside the white house. >> but watche house. this right, right.

>> well, at least we know all that cocaine and the west wing has been put to good use. the crazy part is it was paid i for with everybody's tax dollars, except, of course,ca hunter, because he's a tax cheat. apparently, drusa. jill invited the dorrance dance troupe to perform the beloved c. inally classi she originally asked antifa, but they were already booked for a kamala a christmas party at the stop. after all, it was their turn to bail her out. it was >> it wa ws worth it. but their dance aren't the only thing that's nausea inducing. turns out the studioprom is anti-police and promotes marxist organizations like blmot

. who would have thought the company's founder, michelle o would', promotes her so-called anti-racist ideology? it talks about understanding-cae her white privilege and the never ending struggle against systemic racisng strugm and supy in this country. yet turns out their definition i nutcracker is crack and the nuts are crackers. even ebenezer scrooge is calling this broad a buzzkille is. and if you check out their website, you'll find an d to linksd to linte to banning prisons. blm protests t and organizations that want to defund the police. ndand not a single kick assa sig recipe for peppermint barkle. and yet dr. jill invited themt r to perform america's mos house during the most holy time of the year. perhaps because hamas busy. >> but at this point, it's to be expected. >> if the north pole had a national anthem anthem, they'd kneel td kneel.. >> i can't wait to see the nativity scene. rachel levine will make an e nativiamazing mary.

you know, of this. this is just too easy. easy whole thing wasout of & frted out of a lab for "fox and friends" to go crazy. >> but i don't know.bu i mean, you're a homelesdon's n. >> do you support the white bringing in its woke dance group? group?g light just hinin on just the total insanity that likehe modern ageth like joe and jill now are the crazy guest stars on the great sitcom of america. know, like the wacky aunt would always come in for an episode ot and she'd be like, you should hug it out and dance your way out of jam s, you know? >> and it turns out her life is a tragedy. ths like. t this joe and jill, their lives are da the kids a frickin attic, they can't do anything. and then they they ruin ca christmas with this horrible hunger game. >> it's like a slow drive by of

christmas. yeah. and the costumes of chri , like it wasepair from a furniture repair shop. >> yeah. you know, how many did jill have when she saw that? >> oh,that? i'm an aware of tha. i'm going to wear that tomorrow. the big flower on my head and the couch print. it made me seasick watching it, you know, like, kind of like>> t a little sickness. it was about as christmas themed, as a drag queen throwing as ch up on a pinata.ña >> yeah, it was very concerning. i was. are they dancing it was ncernin we're having seizures. yes, but truly, i thinuresk fort the crimes. forget the corruptions. this display alone. shouldn be enough to get joe biden impeached. >> yes, it was that bahed. d. somebody is going to clip and that out and think we're seriou this. >> gutfeld joe says biden biden should be impeached over holiday. yeah, you know who's going t to call me out? but there's one nameit foral that sticks out to us. we talked about it for wes shw. ks on the sho >> but really, there's only one thing that probably would have made it even more disturbingg t

>> that would be zelenskyy in the middle of it all in a unitard gyrating, whice zeho of course, thanks to thein internet we have already seen. yeah, that's true. >> but like what you said, it ab just sheds the light on on the bigger problem this country ,the government, they're doing everything that they possibly can to destroy traditiong ev t e name of diy and just don't talk this nonsense. and honestly, it was name of like whoville on cocaine perfect for the modern day white house. >> whoville on cocaine. yeah. >> how dany?d an antique dance company. i don't know. i like, you know, basketball step by step. but can't breathe. >> ball champion. hands up. don't shoo chain.t, cat. you know, just stepping back, this kind of for me any way reflects the the problemy reflec with like, musical theater lem withand dance. it's not entertainment for you. it's entertainment for the participantsg fo. >> it's like a celebration of ego. look at me. look at us. t me, lo that guy was like, goig like this. and it's nuts. there'like ts no skill in that. >> i don't know when you're doing it, you're.

you're nailing it. that was a brilliant .reinterpretation of hamlet motion in your face. e. 're almost ther >> maybe i'm focusing on the wrong thing, but yeah, i feel like i can't be the only one who doesn't. e why? the executive branch of our atvernment needs a dance team like at all. yeah, i. there's people struggling. it's the holidays struggling to pay for things our government insistsse the that they can't ease the tax burden on us at all. they can't fin td anywhere to make cuts. >> no one was like, ts.s soout the white house dance team? yeah, i. i just think it's so straight. o i mean, this is a video for m all of us. this is a priority. so weird to me. en as citizens, we are forced to give our money to pay for our own rulers promotional material? it's yes. it's absurd and it's wrong. i didn't know. that's the worst pard and wrt at ,actually. you know, you're right. it's like people are struggling , paying bills. >> and this is a they expect

you to like this if l you criticize guys this it's on you. >> right? i think it for people who do you who do you think tyra's fake this who divetting?d the v? >> do you think it was reallyl? dr. jill? oh, it wasn't greg. no . mm.w this so a lot of you don't know this, and i've had a lot l ot of of jobs. >> but my dream was to be a choreographer. >> the white house came to me w and they said, listen, i know we don't agree on much, but we agree on one thing. dance cureagres everything. and i just so happened to have a script. i had beenscript i had b workin. >> mm. mm-hmm. yes. and this is. how dare you? gutfeld, i don't know. your greatest life's work. i mean, this you know what it was for me? great. it was all for m ase. >> no.or me. okay. wh y are we surprised?this i this is the move. big pharmae mo, every medical new drug that comes out,

they have it with dancing. >> that's true. d >> everything's dancing. the world's falling. but guess what? we'r t e dance. no one should have ozempic, right? yeah n. >> the type two diabetes, right? yeah. she's dancing. yeah her, right here. oh, no, not yet.yo not yet. you to wait for this one?u you want something to quote? get off the hook right now dan for more, ask was dancing all the time. she would need to see what it was you time with. the one is blowing her agency six. i'll see it's brighter. you see everything like they just. they just bring dances.. they let me just listen. china just bougha justt half b of america. >> i'm not going to lives.. i've said it about her. all right, we got to move on. all right, we got to move on. up next, hunter receiveded

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convicted on all counts and thek way the judicial system works today, that could mean 12 to 15 minutes of community service . but it's the first timee th that hunter's heard 17 years without it being followed by. plus, her are real. thank you. in addition to the four felony and six misdemeanor charges, hunter also be found in contempt of congress for failing to appear for his deposition. forng so just like the daughter he ignores, hunter's instinct is to once again run away from his problems. but here's a thought what if trump promises. pardon hunter i he returns to the white house? does it change everything? maket perhaps it makes the dems even more outspoken about replacingoe joe, since joe no longer hashe o to stick around to pardon his offspring. but would trump even go fo r it ? well, remember when trump first took office, he did declin firstefurt further, prosecute hillary and

she killed people with her astute political analysis. see what i did there? i didn't want to die. clever. thank you, charlie. >> what if trump promises a full party? doesn't that doesn't that, liket joe might just be sticking arounde sticki to, protect his y now? >> he no longer has a reason. i do not see this happening. no way. no how i would pleadno w, kn with donalowd. ake th >> diso not make this move.ople these are the people that the trying to geart you locked p for life. >> these are the people that are trying to rip apart your family, destroyto your business empire. he cannot let this happen. like you juss not let t said, he threatened to lock up hillary. he didn't do that. he didn't doe where it got us.ol he needs to go full pressink it on the biden family. and i think it would do some good putting them behind barsould d right. they can share more stories with the other crooks who are locked up. and yo who au, if nothing else,t forces hunter to get sober. >> hmm.

interesting. there you go. cat, is there anywhere left in the world to flee? huthelike, where do you flee if you're a hunter? >> biden? well, i thoughiden?>> i tt you. >> me, i was like, i'm not i going to say it now. here. well, i definitely have some idea about albania. yeah. yeah. i don't know. i think it would be tough. >> i guess people are, but it would also be easy for the same reasons, because he is so connected and well known.uld go >> he could go to china, but. well, the thing with trump though, is if he did this, if he did do this, it would kind of take away the democrats entire platform because he wentn and said, like, i will do this nice thing and, you know, thisf shouldn't happen. and i feel bad for you, hunter, i know you strugglyonter e. >> if i would pardon you, vice president, i think it'd be a loitt than for his dad to go out there and say that he's this he'sr. ctato >> do it. what would they talk? because that's pretty much ththem is.n said biden said it himself. i'm only running because

of trump. that's the whole thing. h if he couldn't say that or madey it hard to say that, what would they say? if trump is watching.at >> listen to the little lady in a white leatherching, jacketcket and she just pointed out wild. >> why thi.s is genius? >> you have to do this on monday. >> and the biden ban we will impose. >> although tyrant, there's one downside to this. they will replace joe with somebody more effective you'll see gender newsome show up. but 'm going to keep you very it was a great idea but this is all a setup. mm-hmm. upthis is an excuse to run. yeah. i can't stay in a country where taking the chance trump will be president. but the real storyident. is. look, dad knows eventually you're going to have to talk. hmm. 17 years to a man like hunterene is an eternity. even the idea of action, they actually show up to courte. is going to scare him. so he's going to sing. yeah. soso he' maybe you need to run.

yeah. >> epstein's island is available. yes. >> you know, or the clinton thec foundationli going to take you n a humanitarian mission to el salvador? >> yeah. where you were going to help minister to the many peoples out there. yeah. in. in ecuador. >>l i thought you said a salvador. yeah. it's one of the issuesit one of >> oh, no. hunter slipped and fell tryingmo to a llama from a cougar. n? why did this happem >> oh, god, no. so he's th.e safest place himno is probably going to be? >> oh, no, not if he's gotinl. empty cell. >> yeah. two in a word. and hunter will get. s tabl if he was here at this table, i'd be like, brace yourself. say bracyou're yeah. >> but you'll have a lot of time to. but he's going to run because he can run right now with the evil empire that is

trump coming down on him. yeah. so, you know, so there'sto the excuse to run. >> would a michael you know, you are an person riding the rails, the boxcars and such. >> yes. yes. would you advise hunter just to flech. toe in manner, just hp on the nearest railroad car and get a can of beans and a cano of beans and a beans or do you? >> right. yes. when you're sleeping next to a >> p, pour out the beans and you got a handy cup forhave your water. you you recycling the water orcl in ican boiling. some in it. yeah. that's what i want. i want i want trump to pardont r hunter, but onlyum if he doesan run. yeah. okay. and then you turn it into the most populard you t game sn the history of america. where in they world is hunter and his crack pipe? >> so he he has to hide we and then we have to find himha and everybody in america gets to guess. oh, is it. oh, he's in bolivia with a trans and a monkey wrench.

>> right. and if and if you're right, if e you're right for the next four years, you don't get charged with any other crimes. hunter c didn't get charged for it. we don't have to do your taxes. you can leave rental cars fullou of in the desert. >> nobody comes at you. segm if he doedesertdy comess, o this as a segment. it's like where's waldo? but it's like, where'sdo. huntes ? >> i think i speak for everyonre . >> yeah. we don't want to want to know tw that. did you pick a thai? may already have one. all right. oh, this is great. up next, should stolen merchis on sale. >> keep thieves from jail. >> my agency was up here. now it's down with rebel.told said his agenc me y is down with rebels battling.

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all right, kat, this is amazing. two colorado thieves tried to get their felony charge triee dropped to a misdemeanor, arguing that what they stole a m was on sale so it would fall below the $2,000 threshold required for a felony conviction. the jury didn't buy it and convicted them anywa didn't but you've got to respect thieves that appreciate the valurespectves thate of. a dollar? yeah. yeah. you know what i boughteah. you also, while they were in that hearing, they were the only people ever were the ty wish they had kohl's cash. >> yeah, i haven't been to. >> i didn't know kohl's wasy we still aroundre. m i used to fight in kohl's with my mom all the time. like, i still have nightmares. we would get t into tho the wori fights in kohl's over, like, how i wasn't allowed to wear short shortsallowed . >> i feel like you like you don't love me and like it just escalatre ande from there.l >> and i'd be grounded. but i still get emails like being like, you have kohl' s cash. >> so if they would have had one of those emails and they probably would have been good. you know what's interesting? tyrus could? d yo

>> you apply this logic to murder, you would doubt me what hear me out downgrade homicide because the is older.s >> so somehow there was less remaining stolen. >> right? so why did you kill everybodyth in the house? theye. s home ho she was old. she was asking for it just goest to shoo w how stupid we've becoe a society. i want to know who was theire b attorney. >> yeah, i want that name. because if i am ever in trouble and i'm sitting with my warha team and this is what they came up with, i think you should just say you thought it was a sale. buy one, steal one free. ury. okay. i think that's going to work with the jury. mm-hmm. they're just given. what is it? lawyer ships waiting days. cleay

>> yeah, like the bare is clearly free now. yeah, the bar is this low. that was your attorney? yeah. like, wow. theoretically he should waitnksr until their things are on sale before they smash, grab. they be like everybody else. but apparently, coupons only apply to people buyingg th things like this. do you employ this logic when you're shoplifting thing?e shop >> dlio you. you know, when you go when you g you go to your local drug storet and there's that heavily discounted carord table. we know that it sells markdown lotions and old calendars. >> come on. every drug has a little table, f right? >> but like stuff and it's just a dollar. yeah. hpaste wow. it's -- it's toothpaste from 1978. yes. that's f a deal. it's got to make sure you don't go over that $2,000 limit.or yeah. guess i'm waiting for the middle aged whit thee to get together and just all like, let's go to the golf store. >> let's all gete anget ne new . >> you know, that's. i like.

>> i like the creativity of criminals, likeke the c whenh they have time to reflect. like when, when that when the chips are down, they get reallye ch, and they're like, o, no, it was on sale.. so if you apply the sales right, that's the kind of outside the box thinking we need more of. ch. we should put criminals in charge of more stuff. yes. ou han right. like seriously you had them an old apple. e theye going to make like a box of wine. >> like how do they even do that, right. >> they can make a crossbow out of, like, you know, old, like, friggin mouse whiskers and some . >> out o you know, it's like, ho you why are they not running nassar? hem a ju you give them you give them a juice box and a big lighter will bthe e on mars tomorrow. >> how great would it be?of the >> one of their buddies showed up to bail them out with cold cash. yeaho, i can be fair. >> there is a kohl's he in mandeville, louisiana. if you want to forward me tha that cold cash, i should.

i will. they will leave me alone. which you were never allowedtete to get as. merry christmas. god, i'm so old.thos i remember one of those callede green stamps. >> what are the stamps? as states?gree green stamps. wow. mom would maken my mom would pi them in the eye, but i'd sit in down and putth them in the thinh and you wouldn't even know what you get. i think she just did that to keep me busy to keep. >> charlie. o yeah. there's a sedative on the thing. just likn th e, lick all these,ta greg, and just take a nap. t. robably wouldn'ke a and stamps make me sleepy, momm stamps y, i. i heard charlie that when they were making their getaway, they asked the cashier if they validate. >> of course they did. i just think they should have been smarter, that they should havesmarter. someone like me wim on their shoplifting spree because i can find all thee defe deals. >> i definitely feel like i could have kept themee under,p $2,000. help them to avoid a felony thcharge. y i resp and also, i have to say, i respect it a little bit because itlittle. was a 50 yeard

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your way. hey, hey, hey, hey. >> today's video of the day, the trailer for the upcoming film civil war, which tells the story of the united states in the throes of an internal v violent insurrectionio. >> roll it. 19 states have defeated the united states army, and rams are back to the>> the e house issued warnings to the western forces, as well as the florida alliance for president assures the uprising will be dealt with swiftly. >> citizens of america, the so. called western of texas and california, have suffered do yry great defeat at the hands of the united states military. >> do you agree the use of airstrikes against american citizens. there's some kind of misunderstanding here . . >> well, you're american. okay. okay. what kind of america what kian . >> one nation under god,

indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. mm. >> yeah. california and texas have seceded from the union together. i guess i'll take on the government with texas's endless supply of guns mixed with californiith texans mixeday of human. tigress any prediction on who will be the bad guy? y this message was paid for by the biden administration. >> if trump is to be if trump is elected so soon,id right. 19 states succeeded right in there. but the real story is how the journal the media charged, the end to the warch and at one point there, the army guy, the soldier who's traine g d for battles, has stayed back. and the reporter goes, i'm going in and put goes i , ua

i will not be watching thitcs movie just for the facto fake that it's so fake that it makes dc movies look tha like this is. media who gets their sourcesr now from x and facebook. all of a suddesendn they're goio to be johnny on the ground running to get the story. >>ory. one is just a joke and is of course it's all every every journalist in the in watching the clip is a representation dip. different minority grou and it's a gender it's thet evil gender is against evil. texas and california, they don't get along with thet they fact that they would even come together is ridiculous wou. and0 it's a joke. and 1,000% the president is all in i'm sure in the movie they won't say maga t , so i'm sure it's laga. >> yeah. and his name? >> trump. david mark. hey, did you know michael, do

you hope in the movie there is a sympathetic homeles sss cha character that somehow is able to helrais ablp citizens because you know the ins and outs of the sewage system?ystem. >> yup, that's what you wantyout to know how it goes down. how can i crawl to the library even which is actually what you want to do when it comes to cause they have the maps anyway that this is this wholea civil war movie. >> it's like a trailer war for,r like liberal, you know, becausei yeah. >> it's going to be the, the white journalist girl who saves everybodte giry. help me, white liberal lady, help me white liberal lady. rean and then for some reason, you've got nick offerman as then president, i think reprising his role from parks and rec. >> yeah. you knowk his rolem, he that lin character and then and then i'm super confusedtarian about e

whole texas california gettingdv together because they have like barbecue in common. >> yeah that's really it's like it's like a civil war over taco trucks. trucks i don't understand it..i trd if idon't is a war over taco trucks, i'm going to take new york. new york's going to kickucew yor that ad through. >> what do you say, charlie? is this a reflection of oury tht our the mental state of our country that we're all blah, blah, blah, blah, blah? >> well, of course, they want to suggest that by 2024 when, you know, hopefully have a brand new president in office, donald trump, this is the kind of thing that's going to happen. you >> but i really you know, to your point, i was imagining before, i watc watchh this trailer of them putting something together that seemed very believable. but then someth you hearenly c that california and texas have teamed up together and i'm like, okayald that notionn is c completely out the window. but also, you haomy oud, califo,

didn't even want their residents to have guns. gunsyt the type of all ro you want in a wartime scenario. >> i also thought to myselenarit and you, we sahiw something that i did because i didn't see any minorities in the trailer,gn although he's really light skinned like, oh, okay. li these, you know, will tellhai you one thing. >> he's the guy who's going to get killed. ll i mean, you don't break. wears he's also the only one who wears a mask outside the movie. >> weliel, because i didn'ta seo i didn't see him after all to take a second look. th myself thinking that this movie already out of the running to win an oscarin because there's too many white people in this trailer. >> yeah, it'll win an oscar. get mysterious votes the nighter before the announcemenious vt. >> so all the all the bad guys are white men. so the guy with the rifle and the camouflage and thet figu glasses, if you guys ain't figured out that was a bad guyry . what what kind of american are you and kat i babies>> h that the extras are? fbali agents.how and how many times have you said there are too manmay

guys in this trailer? >> never trailer. that is a joe. >> i haven't really hung out>> in a trailer like that. that movie. yeah. tr o, god. tell me about movie trailer. oh, this jobai. >> i just. i didn't. i. i'm not goin g to this movie.ook ve >> it's doesn't look very funny. no, it doesn'try. >> there's no adam sandler. right? exactly. they spent 75 million dollar. s producing it. >> wow. yeah, but that's considered low budget day s. >> why do you thinkfor a it's possible to put a civil war? >> i >> i think there's already one going on emotionally, but i also feel like people want to stay in. they want to stay home. they want to do it y on the internet. like whyget up and g get up andt and do a civil war when you know, can just civil war from your sofa every day? onlin.

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>> i don't think so, but i got my fingers crossedve got. >> them pizza rolls on thursday . i'm with kat here. like the government has that waffle index where they know how bad a storm was by how many waffle houses opencd or closed. i think the people at costco know something that we don't like. the crash is coming. yeah, like i'm going to buy some gol me gold d. b i'm going to buy a new sofa. ooh, i'm going to buy that ceramic parakeet, and i'm goinetg to. >> it's weird. at costco, you buy odd things. you do. you do. charli's weird. you by odde, is this why we no longer see william devane on our network? mayb see wil e now he's doing, like, medicare. >> he's no longer selling gold. ni mean, costco is really havig a moment right now. >> everyone is talking about costco the drinks.e you know, the double income coupled with no kidding. they're all at costco, cou so ty right now buying all the snacks so they don't have to have kids and worry about to do that, you know, but also, like now that costco is selling, might be time to move out of the city to the suburbs. >> yeah, io move of thet is now get haveto to start selling, get a bicycle, get a gund get or buy n

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