>> yeah. i mean, who wants a wearable hall monitor nitpicking you for your behavior. like a fridge that yells at me for the nutritional content, that's not ai, that's a wife. that's what jenny is doing, really fat so another hot pretzel? really. i can't get behind that it's too intrusive and the thing about the sneakers is also kind of dumb >> kayleigh: we're going to need to deflate your sneakers jimmy because you're looking very slim. i can't wait to see you in the hallway the camera adds ten pounds but you are looking good. >> i don't put on these spanks for nothing. you're the best >> kayleigh: keep it up jimmy. that's all the time we have left for tonight remember you can catch me weekdays at noon on the fox news channel. gutfeld is next. have a great night. ♪

[cheers and applause] >> greg: yes! happy monday, more like happy fun day. i just invented that word. so friday the daily caller obtained video of an employee having anal sex inside a judiciary committee hearing room. oh, applause, thank you. pro anal sex in the senate judiciary room audience. we don't have access to the video so we had gene one of our producers sketch a screen grab. there you go. yeah, talk about yielding the floor to the next gentlemen. after the story broke democrat senator ben cardin's office released this statement quote,

aidan may is no longer employed by the us senate. good thing his id badge had the picture of the back of his head. security forces tell fox news that capitol police are taking the matter seriously and charges haven't been ruled out. now, either this was a rare event or maybe this career's secret santa gift exchange got way out of hand. but where else can you get paid to have sex in the workplace with a free colonoscopy? only in dc are the aids so helpful they'll benefited over backward and forward for you. i don't even feel dirty. now predictably the ex staffer responded by claiming that the outrage is homophobia. quote, i have been attacked for who i love to pursue a political agenda. even states that he'll be exploring his legal options. exploring. not the best verb. so he's lawyering up and i guess

we're all supposed to be scared? let me be the first to say up yours. too late. but it's what liberals never understand. it's not the what, it's the where. the sex tape was filmed in the same spot where the 9/11 commission had its hearing, where supreme court justices have been confirmed. so yeah it's not about the sex act it's where it occurred. you want to put on a scooby doo costume and be walked on a leash by a guy dressed as genghis khan fine we'll all been there. but do it at home but if you're going to get filibustered over a congress table at least use a coaster. now nbc wants to make this all about conservative outrage. we're not outrage, but, hell, fine, we'll take it. at least we're standing up for something. your right to be yourself doesn't confirm nowhere rights on you the rest of us have nor

does it gain you ca privilege for whatever behavior. i know people who got 20 years fortress passing in that building and those guys got screwed in the capitol right in the rotunda which is not a euphemism. welcome to the real world where equal rights mean equal opportunity to engage responsible and equal opportunity to be made fun of because the jokes here are just too easy. just mentioning you had a staff position makes me want to pause and smoke a cigarette. talk about a joint resolution. i'm against that motion proceeding. after all, that's one small caucus. [laughter] >> greg: but is that a veto or some guy named vito? sorry. if you haven't seen the video, let's just say it doesn't leave much to the imagination. i haven't seen that much crack

since i took that trip to the liberty bell. but i do fear that the hearing room is forever tainted. but the only real mystery is, who's the other man? if he's republican then they took reaching across the aisle a little too far. if he's a democrat we can only guess. of course over in the house we know that jamaal bowman has a thing for violating exits. hover it was, the point is that for the left it's never just about expanding rights and privileges, it's also about destroying the boarders that separate behavior and it's always done with a sort of mission creep. you know, we're not supposed to notice the slow erosion like having adult material in school libraries or marxist dance troops in the white house videos, or jesse watters hairline.

but this is a white house that had dylan mulvaney interview joe biden, a fake version of audrey hepburn interviewing a fake version of a president. but he probably thought it was audrey hepburn since he can't tell a staircase from a water slide. no wonder his supreme court nominee couldn't tell us what a woman is, he can't either. meanwhile status of washington and jefferson are being torn down because, you see, that's inappropriate. if only they were banging each other, then they would be everywhere. you're not going to get that on special report. since then, this white house is seeing cocaine drops, a trans-activist flashing her breasts on the lawn, a clapt 0 in charge of nuclear waste, and then this year's christmas video featuring anti white cops hating commies all on your dime. yeah, there's no sex in that video. the only ones getting screwed are the taxpayers. but wasn't it supposed to be trump that was going to violate

the decorum of the office. remember how they mocked melania for blood red trees and donned serving fast food to athletes. but they excluded hunter's baby from the family christmas stocking, they left her out but the dogs got stockings. i gets the mutts earned it for taking the blame every time there was an accident on the white house carpet. but take away, the left sees their mission as fighting the oppressors and destroying traditions without knowledge of either and ones identity becomes the protective shield for any idiotic behavior. there is a a reason legislative buildings and ca thee dralts don't look like the playboy mansion. they're supposed to represent something that governs human behavior. then the democrats show up and it begins, drag schools, men in women's sports, tap dancing totalitarians in the white house, but recording a sex tape

in the senate may be the dumbest thing that's ever been done there, and cory booker works there. these kids need to learn that it's not all about them and their need to celebrate themselves. the state building belongs to the american people. it's ours, not yours. and really don't film anal sex in a senate judicial hearing room if you don't want to be judged. so let's keep that room porn free, just like we're keeping two genders in christmas, too. whoever slides down your chimney is none of our business appear we intend to keep it that way. [cheers and applause] >> period! >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests! for a guy named hurt, he's easy on the eyes, fox news contributor charlie hurt! [cheers and applause] >> greg: he's a big foot enthusiast because like his fans, no one's ever seen one of

them either. comedian jeff dye! [cheers and applause] >> greg: he's the only attorney general who can dead lift a honda, former active attorney general, matt whitaker! [cheers and applause] >> greg: and ozempic hired her to be an after photo. new york times best selling chore and fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: so, charlie, it's not just israel flooding tunnels. i i just want to he will tell you our audience is so uncomfortable right now. >> charlie: your audience is. >> greg: come on you know how slow news is up to christmas. this is like a gift from god. thank you god for this -- >> kat: yeah, god did this. >> greg: god did this. he said, the gutfeld show has been struggling with news. let's give him a sex tape.

>> charlie: but this is a little bit too on the nose for gutfeld. >> greg: yes, it is. >> charlie: when it broke on saturday over the weekend, the first thing i thought was, oh, my goodness, and then the second thing i thought was oh, my goodness, monday night's gutfeld show is going to be the first time he gets to talk about this and i'm going to be sitting right here. >> greg: yes. >> charlie: and this is why i got into the newspaper business because i wanted to sit here on national television and talk about this with you but i have to say that your monologue was absolutely shakespearian. i mean, not that like, you know, it was hard to find the double enton during thats but they were there. >> greg: slipped them in, so to speak. >> and all of this happened at the very spot where amy klobuchar interrogated the future supreme court justice

about his booping and beer drinking, you know, practices back in college. you also made a very important point, i think. i feel like genuinely sorry for this kid. i mean, this kid has been led to believe by the left that he has this like magic cape around him and he can do whatever he wants and it doesn't matter and it's not going to come out. he found out the magic cape doesn't work. it doesn't make him invisible. >> greg: he found out the hard way. [laughter] >> greg: jeff? is this worse than january 6th? [laughter] >> greg: it is, isn't it? >> jeff: in my opinion, yeah, for sure. i agree with him, that opening was so good, 22, if you're keeping count of butt humping double entrendres. which i'm a fan of. this whole story is a pain in

the ass. i'll be honest when i heard that a staffer had sex in the capitol hearing room i was like it's got rules. my first instinct was like this is awesome, my type of politics, it's cool. then i was annoyed that he started to complain that the public opinion was homophobic. that's where he lost me. just double down own it, like you hook up at work this is edgy. then for him to complain it's homophobic i was like what are you doing? this is not homophobe big it's you being gratuitous at work and getting caught. like someone looting a store and getting in trouble and then blaming racism. >> greg: that never happens. >> jeff: yeah. >> greg: all right, matt, how are you uncomfortable are you. >> matt: tremendously uncomfortable. >> greg: i always think about you when we're doing those topics, how can i make you grim

as even more. >> matt: i will try to core my facial expressions. >> greg: what do you make of this story? we have to be very careful about it. >> matt: yeah. >> greg: what's your overall take. >> matt: my overall take is, unlike the comedy here, i think this is sort of a serious thing. you know, this shows the complete erosion of decorum and decency and respect for insuggestions but to your point it's just this victimhood. that somehow i did something wrong but i'm in a protected class so i'm the victim of some right wing -- it's like, we don't care. nobody cares, it's the lack of respect and the, you know, defiling of, you know, what should be a fairly respected place. and, again, you know, this is -- as i was coming into this, kind of like charlie, i was fearful greg of being on this show talking about this topic. so i'm going to throw it back to you. >> greg: okay. you handled that quite well. that was quite a tight rope.

can we blame -- like, kat, think about the mile high club. do you think that this -- people always trying to find adventurous places to do things so they can talk about it and brag about it. all started wind the mile high club. i blame orville wright. that is his name >> kat: yeah. the homophobia is where he loses me too because what is he saying when he's homophobic. i hope you keep up this energy when it's straight republicans doing age in the office. no, because it's not a thing that happens. to my knowledge no one else has done this, right? i don't think so. that's what i thought. also how would you feel if that was your office. >> greg: exactly. i often thought about that, like, have people done things in my office when i'm not there. [laughter] >> jeff: you know it. >> greg: when you're the boss you know it. >> we judge it pretty harshly,

it's not like bill clinton recorded it. >> greg: we have to move on. up next fetterman overcame a stroke and no longer seems woke. [cheers and applause]

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♪ >> greg: part two of the sex tape. just kidding, joking. we are he done. democrats get tense when fetterman starts making sense. yep, there's activity in his brain and it's causing democrats pain. senator and former addams family butler john fetterman is causing a rift within his party breaking from the left most notably with his outspoken support of israel. he went from being unable to speak to too smart for harvard. also a fierce critic of run away immigration asking for increased security on the crossing. almost like someone loosened the butts and released his brain. his politics have late have been leaning farther right and fetterman is embracing the divergence telling nbc i'm not a progressive i just think i'm a

democrat that's very committed to choice and everything but israel i'm on the right side of that and immigration is near and dear to me and i think wove to effectively address it as well. he also called out fellow democrat bob menendez for being allowed to stay in office despite a massive corruption scandal. a democrat calling out corruption you say? that's like mr. olympia calling out steroids. little body building humor. >> matt: i got it. >> greg: thank you, matt. what's the problem with steroids? matt thinks to himself. it's true, fetterman's proven to have much more of a brain than we gave him credit for. perhaps he has an extra one in his tail. but it's weird, i mean, as he regained his brain function he also became remarkably non-liberal. it's what i've been saying for years. the more you use your brain, the less liberal you become. no surprise as we've seen what happens to intelligence when you cut off the oxygen supply to the

brain. you know, it means we owe john an apology or to put it another way. ♪ ♪ we're so sorry, john fetterman ♪ ♪ we've made fun of you for months, we feel ashamed ♪ ♪ we're so sorry ♪ ♪ john fetterman ♪ ♪ but we've seen the light and so tonight we want to raise your name ♪ ♪ oh, john fetterman ♪ you are so much smarter than ♪ snow in washington ♪ it's true, we're sorry ♪ ♪ . (cheers and applause) >> greg: jeff, could you have predicted that john fetterman would be the voice of reason, or is the bar just really lowe with

the democrats right now? >> jeff: i am shocked that i'm about to say anything positive about john fetterman. i'm -- like i can't believe it. he's like that one friend that surprises you. he's like that stupid dumb friend and then you find him and he knows how to play classical piano and you're like what? i wasn't expecting this and he's like yeah my parents made me play when i was a kid but i never really liked it. now help mow strap this fire cracker to this gopher. >> greg: it's so true. everybody has that friend. and if you don't, then you're tra friend. matt, sounds like you when it comes to immigration. do you think this is going to hurt him? >> matt: i don't believe anybody when they say or look anything like him. i don't see that. especially if i were to wear a black hoodie i would look nothing like him. this is actually, as he, you know, recovering from his stroke, i think what's happening is he realizes he's representing

the people of pennsylvania. and so he's interacting with actually the working-class americans that don't like woke ideology. they don't like the coastal elites and their policies. so he's trying to represent them and probably, like most politicians, save his skin for the next election. but, you know, at the end of the day it's hard to look past, and even someone that suffered as severely as he did, you can't look past this chaos at our southern border. these videos that are out today are just outrageous of people piling up and being allowed in and so, you know, it makes sense but again i think it's -- if he can make calculations, it's a political calculation to actually represent the people he represents. >> greg: interesting. kat, do you think the stroke might have changed him the way like when spider-man was bitten by a spied snr that's how it happened i think. i didn't take spider-man history. >> jeff: a red white and blue

spider. >> greg: yes >> kat: as a neurologist. why would you ask me that question? i don't know. anything can happen. i just watched you apologize to somebody. >> greg: i've been doing that a lot >> kat: yeah, i know. it's kind of weird. i think it's always a good thing when somebody can actually break from what others in their party are saying because that's how stupid ideas take hold, right? it's that people aren't really thinking anymore they're just like this is what everybody else is saying and i'll just go with that because that's the people on my team. that's how stupid stuff is happening because people aren't thinking. it's refreshing this guy's thinking, thinking for himself, willing to have his own opinions and i think that's something to be celebrated. >> greg: i agree completely and i like being wrong. it's surprising and it's fun. maybe i was too hard on the guy. in green room, charlie, you said i wish more democrats would have

strokes. [laughter] >> greg: i thought that was just -- i was shocked, i was shocked. >> charlie: it's true. >> greg: but, you know, that's your opinion. >> charlie: that's exactly what i said and i'm going to defend it now. so this is the problem. by the way, that's so true. there is like a whole breed of people who love to be wrong because they like to be surprised it's more interesting. and good people who get into up ining are people who like to be surprised because they're always curious and they make good reporters. the problem is when they get like brain washed and they become stupid and then they look for confirmation as opposed to what do i not know here. >> greg: it's exactly the opposite of confirmation bias. >> charlie: exactly. >> greg: i want to be proven wrong. >> jeff: i love being right. >> charlie: but this whole thing is kind of underscores what's so difficult about comedy and news in dc today. six months ago the babylon bee

did a joke, headline about this exact same thing and then it starts happening for real. like all the joke headlines wind up actually coming to fruition, kind of like all conspiracies come to produce wigs. but i also love the fact that he's rejecting the term progressive, which i don't really know what that means. but democrats ruin every word -- that's why they keep having to go to the next word. this he ruin the word democrat, they ruin the word liberal so now they are progressives and they're ruining that word. the truth is he's actually a true liberal. he believes you shouldn't throw gaze off of roof tops. he believes you shouldn't hate jews. he's just like normal and is like thinking critically about things. we need more of that. >> greg: yeah. i wish we could debate those last two topics. but we don't have time. all right, up next, men don't feel sparked if women quote carl marx. [cheers and applause] the nerve. i recommend sensodyne.

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>> welcome to the land of love and relationship news. join us won't you, in greg's romance corner. >> greg: why are they laughing? it's a warning sign for certain if your date loves the iron curtain. yeah, it seems she's a commie membership won't bring her home to mommy. 65% of male daters say it's a red flag if the woman identifies as a communist. no doubt she's going to want half your french fries and then try to union eyes your mcnuggets. on the pry side they don't expect expensive gifts you can probably get lucky buying them a potato. and all you need is a rude baying a. i don't even know what that is, according to a survey of zoomers and millennials other red flags are smelling badly talking loudly invading personal space too quickly, a deadly trifecta

known as the brian kilmeade. but the biggest red flag for ladies, men identifying as maga republicans. typical. if america becomes great, the chicks want all the credit. but communism stand alone as the major warning sign for men. trust me, if you forget a communist's birthday they will kill you and take your farm. but there's one thing she can't take for us. a spot in the kitchen. >> a sexist would say. >> greg: hard to make jokes about something so funny, kat. all right, i don't know what to ask you. i could ask you about the commie thing or i could ask you about the maga thing. >> kat: i can just take it from here. >> greg: okay. [laughter] >> kat: yeah. i just don't know how these things are coming up on first dates so often. like how does i'm a communist come up. are women actually saying i'm a communist or are men just

figuring it out when the girl walks in and has those tiny little bangs. like the medicare for all bangs you go to like right here. that's basically saying i'm a communist. >> greg: that's true i never put those two together >> kat: a thousand -- nobody who has bangs that go up beyond half the forehead that does not believe in medicare for all. >> jeff: that's true. i don't date lesbians though. i wish i could have bangs. . >> greg: matt, do you think it's for relationship success maybe political views should be aligned or should we not worry about that stuff? >> i think political views probably would lead to a better relationship if they were aligned but, you know, at the same time, they say opposites attract. >> greg: that's true. >> but i can't believe 30% of people are turned onto

communism. i know people that have fled communist regimes and it seems brutal. again the usa we are very broad and diverse people but at the same time, this, you know -- and women want safety and security, closed borders, low taxes. i mean, i can't imagine that maga republicans aren't more popular. >> greg: i think that the maga republican thing is, they've been brain washed by the media. they don't even know what they're talking about. but you hit on something fleeing communism and what kat said together they're just probably unattractive. [laughter] >> greg: think about this. >> kat: that's exactly what he was saying. >> greg: yes. you wouldn't flee a communist country if the women were like yowz. charlie. >> charlie: that's not true have you ever been to poland. >> greg: she's polish so i have to be careful but they're quite beautiful. >> they're gorgeous. >> matt: poland's a democracy now.

>> no, but when i was there i was like wow, this is incredible. i think we're over-thinking all this. i don't think it's like some discussion about medicare or anything else i think it's that they smell bad. >> greg: they smell bad? >> charlie: yeah. they don't shower they smell bad. >> matt: they don't shave their pits. >> charlie: all of that. and it's pretty obvious pretty quickly. i would like to think it's because men look at them and think i don't want a woman who doesn't think for herself. i don't want a woman who wants to be oppressed which is what you get with communism i would like to think that it's it but i think it's really they smell bad. >> greg: jeff, here's my theory. there's no red flags for men if they're hot so they just said, communist. they were like what's an absolute deal breaker. she's a ten, like, well maybe she's a communist.

>> matt: we'll ignore a lot of things if she's hot enough. >> greg: okay. communist snft one nighter. >> i agree with him. it's a hundred percent -- communist is a hundred percent of people wouldn't want to date of a communist. they just don't use the right words. that's what it is. people lost sight of words anymore. what do you mean by come mist, i'm sort of a communist. they don't even know what the definition is. obviously if you're like by red flags are boundaries, texting me too much, famine, executions, like these are definitely big red flags. i think it's silly. >> greg: coming up, you will a here us schmoose about local news.

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kelly replacing chet van jansen who died. and, now, here's kelly [cheers and applause]. >> hi, i'm kelly crystal kelly and this is local news where every guest shares a story from their home town. i think i'm going to go with you first matt. what's going on with iowa. >> matt: exciting things in iowa i'm not going to talk about the team that almost lost everything until iowa scored a touchdown in the big ten championship game. in january we have a big thing coming up. not the iowa caucuses the mid winter bald eagle survey and that's where volunteers in the dnr go out and count all the bald eagles they can find on 1700 miles of river in the state of iowa, about two per river mile they usually count but the great news this year, from last year's survey is the number of immature bald eagles is up.

so there are -- that means more bald eagles to laugh at greg's monologues. >> kat: it's all volunteer you get enough people that want to do this? >> matt: yep, get enough people to show up and count bald eagles they're given a specific rout to drive and count as many white bald eagle heads they can spot. >> greg: do you ever get misidentified? >> matt: i have been counted in the last three mid winter bald eagle surveys >> kat: was going to say it seems all self-reported so i'm not sure. i don't know if i trust the data. >> you think of bald eagles you think of america, a belt buckle the pride of the nation. i was in alaska where bald eagles are common and it's funny you see all these bald eagles fighting over wenty's rappers. you're like, oh, god that's not what i pictured. >> greg: america now. >> jeff: that's florida iesign of our freedom

>> kat: jeff what story do you have. >> jeff: i have a story, read the helped line, there's a store bragging, put it up. cali express in pasadena california touted as the world's fully autonomous ai powered restaurant. so they're bragging that they're a hundred percent robot employed. which is bull crap. >> greg: really? >> jeff: yeah. we should be upset about this. this might be a story that crew nights the left and the right. we should all be pissed off about this. it's not surprising businesses are like i've had enough of this, i don't get paid enough to be here having fist fights on tik tok when they're supposed to be working or my boss hasn't even memorized the customer's pronouns that come in here. it's annoying and very unsurprising but we should be revolting against these damn robots, right? shouldn't we be pissed off? >> greg:. >> greg: you just defended it tame >> kat: yeah. >> jeff: not surprising.

>> greg: yes. >> jeff: but we should be working harder and also being a little more grateful for our job and keeping these humans. don't worry the role humans will be outside, we're not replacing the i hoping today rus jobs. the robots will be safe and warm outside wile the worker fighting a corker's comp case from a pallet guy that has seven kids to feet >> kat: charlie. >> charlie: my story out of fairfax county virginia which is far from where i live at the bottom of the state but carl trish electeded to the school board decided to take the oath of office with his right hand on a stack of erotica with pictures. >> greg: wow. >> charlie: we don't want to over-diagram ties some of these stories and make them feel bigger than they are. we're probably underplaying them. this is a guy that's going to be

on the school board, they have 142 elementary schools that he's making policies for. 180,000 students and he's taking the oath of office on a stack of erotica >> kat: it's weird that that's weird to you. >> charlie: that's not kind of weird? what's the message >> kat: i'm not entirely sure i don't know where you purchaser rot ca. >> charlie: he got it from the school library. i. >> jeff: you had the story up. these were all erotica banned from the school library so i got the cart in front of the horse there story. >> greg: that's actually in one of the books. >> kat: gulfed?. >> greg: i am so excited this is from my home up to of california, pancho via 365 south

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>> kat: wasn't that like have city? >> greg: every city. i left a trail far and wide. and they have too many bald eagles in san mateo so don't be surprised about what you find in the meat fellows >> kat: well, on that note, does taylor care that her romance is in the air? ♪ limu emu & doug ♪ [bell ringing] and doug says, “you can customize and save hundreds on car insurance with liberty mutual.” he hits his mark —center stage— and is crushed by a baby grand piano. are you replacing me?

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♪ >> a story in five words ♪ >> greg: five words, taylor's planet-polluting plane ride. charlie in the past three months taylor swift has taken more than 12,000 private jet trips using more than 12,000 gallons of fuel resulting in 138 tons of co2 emissions all so she can meet up with her filthy boyfriend travis kelce to offset the environmental damage she would have to plant 2282 trees appear allow them to grow for ten yearsment we were talking about this in the green room and you said i just wish taylor swift would die. i was like, geez, charlie i know she's bad for the environment but you're going a little too far on that. >> charlie: yeah, i don't know where to draw the line. maybe if she just had a stroke that would solve all of our problems. >> greg: exactly, says charlie hurt on gutfeld. >> charlie: or he could.

either one. so i don't know. i'm sort of torn between on the one hand i look have that they did all of this math because it's really great on the other hand it's also an incredibly stupid story. >> greg: of course it is. >> charlie: and i would like go become to a block. >> greg: the sex tape? she will never do a sex tape because she's too smart for that kat she was named the biggest celebrity co2 polluter in 2022. she should be proud of that. screw being time's woman of the year. i, you know, i pumped out a lot of fuel and gas. i would be proud of that >> kat: she has a lot of places to go. >> greg: yeah >> kat: i mean, whoever did this study probably just got broken up with before christmas, because, i mean, there's nothing that people really want to see less than a happy relationship. people get really infuriated by it. so that's probably what happened there. oh, she's so happy, oh, she's successful and she's happy in a

relationship? well what about your pollution, right? they have to find something. >> greg: although, jeff, i think what bothers me is her happiness is so performative, very over the top. just like when she breaks up, everything is over the top. >> jeff: i actually did some math just now on my phone, and trees are cheap. 282 trees, we've really given her the solution here. going to cost her about, i don't know, a thousand bucks. >> greg: that's so true >> jeff: that's not hard. i saw gutfeld i can plant trees and wait for ten years? that's easy. >> greg: that's true. how much --. >> jeff: yeah. >> greg: even if they were a buck a seed that's 2282 bigs. >> jeff: why care. the only thing you care is a lot of swifties think she's the religious loader and guys like

elon musk and jeff bezos are evil. she's just like them and i like those people. >> greg: i do too. >> jeff: i like taylor swift and i like elon. >> greg: good for you. >> jeff: hey, come on. >> greg: you're just saying that because you borrowed her sweater. [laughter] >> greg: in your face. in your face jeff dye. >> jeff: i wish i had her sweater. >> greg: you look like in this picture looks like you have the world's worst case of dandruff but nice shirt. >> jeff: i'm never wearing it again. you have no idea how far this goes against me. i'll be home never wearing that again. >> greg: my work is done. matt you said before this is the most important topic of the night and you were really happy i took your idea to cover it. what do you think about taylor swift. >> matt: everybody in the room would flight private if they could. it's a good way to go.

plant the trees, she could get rid of this story in a heartbeat. i'm a i big travis kelce kansas city chiefs fan but he is only ahead of three more iowa tight-ends in the nfl that are right behind him in trying to beat him for the most yards. so i'm proud of my iowa tight end heritage. >> greg: i'm not familiar with mr. kelce's music. but i'll take your word for it. >> charlie: i thought he was bringing it back to a block. >> greg: the tight-ends? you're disgusting. don't go away we right back. [coughing] [cheers and applause] and tough to keep wondering if this is as good as it gets. but trelegy has shown me that there's still beauty and breath to be had. because with three medicines in one inhaler, trelegy keeps my airways open and prevents future flare-ups.

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