and what we need to know is who all was involved with this. how many different sex trafficking rings did this intersect with? who was in charge of these sex trafficking rings? how do we protect these women and girls? how do we begin to shut this down? how do we make certain that people who have been involved with these trafficking rings brought to face their penalties and jail time, and then thereby get justice for these girls? so dick durbin twice chose not to push this forward, but we're going to continue going for the subpoenas. we're continuing to investigate this. people can keep up with my work. marciablackburn.com. >> thank you for joining us and for your work on this. it incredibly important. that's all the time we have left

tonight. thank you. ♪ ♪ [applause] >> greg: happy wednesday. [screams] >> greg: that's what it's like to be loved. so scientists just k. there are three manmade things that can be seen from outer space. the panama canal, the great wall of china and tyrus. just kidding about the last one. it's actually the towering stupidity of the colorado supreme court. [applause] >> greg: yes. thank you, i'll take it. it makes pikes peak look as flat as joe biden's ekg. in a 4-3 decision, four democratic appointed judges from the ivy league just voted to remove trump's name from next year's presidential ballot.

in other words, they just endorsed hip. they just did for for his chance to become president than joe and kamala's incompetence put together. are these four judges the only people alive noticed that every time the democrats use the constitution as a snot rag trump's numbers rise faster than trump's heart rate after an eight-ball. maybe they really want cher to move to canada. insult him, impeach him, indict him, it doesn't matter. he's like one of those strangulation knots that gets tighter the more you pull against it. trump is a chinese finger cuff. that toy used on unsuspecting kids that traps their fingers in a small bamboo cylinder, it's how i steal their shoes. and with biden polling lower than hamas the democrats are freaking out which means times to do something unconstitutional, and illegally spying on his campaign is, oh, so 2016. so now in a private club in

denver four judges are toasting each other for election interference. they are looking solemn, nodding like bobblehead during an earthquake. champagne corks are popping. vegan hors'de voures are being passed. and the view have already eaten themselves into a coma. [applause] >> greg: but you know what it all means? that republicans may have the biggest laugh yet. since they saw obama riding a bike. what is it about trump? the man is a giant orange syringe, a truth serum shoved into the collective ass of body politic. he's the great revirile. mention his name and the el lights start humming at a full moon. it as if they are showing who you they really are, like lori lightfoot after covid, the mask is off and it's terrifying. in an active mile high virtue signaling these judges decided

that never mind facts. trump must be removed because of his support of insurrection. trump has four pending criminal cases, and the same amount of charges for insurrection as i do, which is none. never mind that he hasn't even been tried yet. even special prosecutor jack smith who is about as unhinged as maxine waters' wig, could only make up election interference charges. even that's a bigger stretch than when dana perino reaches a door handle. did these judges never hear of that innocent until proven guilty thing? these rogue guys added a provision from barring him from being a write-in candidate in. colorado you're not even allowed to think about donald trump and if you do they will make you live in denver. so now that it's reached magical thinking status we're about to find out who everybody really is. if you're in government we're about to hit with you a

constitutional sodium pent that you will. the worst trump ever did was block someone on twitter until the court said that violated free speech but every republican candidate now can show how much they believe in due process and basic constitutional principles. isn't that right, cookie monster? they have to stand against this. kudos, he's already stated he won't be on the ballot if donald trump isn't. i bet the left would latch a 40 year old rape charge but back then he would only be negative two but at the next debate any republican who takes anything but an unequivocal stance against this should be given a one-way ticket to presidential candidate oblivion. otherwise known as mitt romney airlines. and since this is an unpresence dented use of the 14th amendment you know who else is on notice? the supreme court themselves.

you can only hide your feelings about the founding fathers under those robes for so long. they are supposed to be our best and brightest legal minds and yet one of them isn't even sure what a woman s. so we're watching, scotus, and that means you, john roberts, the only i am veterbrate with a combover. they need to remember our system is based on precedent. remember when reid changed the filibuster rule that precedent allowed them to filibuster merrick garland. that blew up in their mugs so badly, nancy's face is still recovering. talk about being hoisted on your own betard. it happening so african to them they are mentally betarded. this flagrant voter -- trump not qualifying in colorado could easily be biden not qualifying in florida. is that what we really want? judges deciding our elections? i have one word to say to that.

genie. what's going on? she wants the death penalty for leaving the toilet seat up. so maybe these four judges had a bout of altitude sickness or hit one of the many legal dispensaries before they voted but this decision has to be the thinnest thing to come out of colorado since coors light and what's amazing is all four of them passed the bar and they sit in judgment of others. that will keep you up at night worse than a shortage of flow max. so thankfully, much like joe without his rubber soled shoes this system certainly won't stand. but what's sad and amazing is if donald trump had not swung the supreme court, it could have, that's tragic and scary, because as the colorado supreme court accuses trump of insurrection and election interference,

today's democratic party should hold that thought. you opened a pandora's box that would make the unibomber sue you for plagiarism. [applause] >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests. unlike santa, he doesn't get to see his kids for christmas. actor, write, comedian jamie -- she's as committed to reporting as hunter is to snorting. sideline reporter michelle -- [applause] >> greg: on christmas night, santa leaves out food for her. "new york times" best-selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf. >> greg: and he uses the seattle space needle to remove splinters. "new york times" best-selling author and world weighed

champion tyus. [applause] >> greg: jamie. does taking colorado away from the ballot remind you of everything that your husband took away from you? >> the only thing is the trump thing is going to get reversed. i don't know if anybody else was surprised. once they passed 10 amendments, the 14th one, cite an insurrection, it seems convenient that they apply this to the office of presidency and biden heard this, insurrection, i can't get one of those without a double dose of viagra. his approval ratings are very low. they were passed today by brussel sprouts and bud light. i haven't seen an abuse of power like this greg, since i paid that here the time that she took my wallet.

[laughter] >> it's so unfair. >> greg: yes, i'm sorry about that. michelle, i love the media response to this. i mean, either they are lying to themselves. i was watching something and mary trump, she was having like the worst orgasm of her life or that's how her face always is, but they know that this is not going to stand. it's unconstitutional. other states reject it. it's hilarious. >> it is hilarious, and they are. there is like this cheering section and it's led by rachel maddow. i'm going to read one of the dissenting judges, sorry, i have to put on glasses because i'm just that blind, he wrote, even if we're convinced that a candidate committed horrible acts in the past, dare i say, engaged in insurrection, there must be procedural due process before we can declare that individual disqualified from holding public office. so three of these judges know that this is not going anywhere.

i had the feeling instantly, this court in colorado wants to be known for something. >> greg: exactly. >> they want to be the activist judges that did this and look at us and we're going to be on the map and everyone will remember us. >> greg: so true. >> but it's going to get overturned by the supreme court. you're right. the only way to make this truly, truly convincing to everybody, it's a 9-0 decision. it's got to be like unanimous. otherwise, as you said, everyone will tell us exactly who they are. >> greg: it's funny, the judges that voted for this are all ivy league and the judges that don't, i think from the university of denver, they do have a university in denver, i believe, i'm not sure if it's real. kat, this just cements trump as america's bad boy, you know. he's like that guy that your parents tell you not to date and the more they tell you not to date him the more you resist him. >> kat: it sounds personal for you. [laughter] >> greg: i was just using a well

worn cliche. >> kat: okay. >> greg: isn't it true? trump doesn't have to do any work. >> kat: there is one thing he hates and it's talking about how the. is against him. it's his favorite thing to talk about. trump, that's like his canadian boob teacher. >> greg: right. >> kat: he'll bring it up. he can talk about it, and the argument on the other side, you don't have to like trump at all to see how absurd it is to say, we need to save democracy, and we're going to safe democracy by not allowing you to vote for this person. that you want to vote for which i thought was like the whole thing was democracy. but maybe i'm an idiot. right? it's so -- there is no way it goes anywhere, it does make him more popular. it adds another thing that he can say in those rallies where he speaks, where he'll have another thing. colorado, blah, blah, blah, he's

added more minutes to his set. >> greg: it's true. they are electing him, tyus, because if you were on the fence about trump you realize you have to support him now, because this is, they are trying to take your choice away from you even if you weren't going to vote for him. >> they are going to try to take you away from you, if you don't fall into line. trump has a huge war chest of money to be able to defend himself. if he didn't he would be sitting in court but the scarier thing is, we talk about it all the time, so they are using their powers as judges for their personal motivations, which, in any other situation, they should be not judges anymore because here's the thing. they know damn well the reason why they are doing it, it's a timing thing. yes, supreme court will overturn it, but when? and what's going to happen during that time? there will be all kinds of left wing people because they are a lot bolder than the right. they all go to their homes.

they will go to their family homes. the judge will be sequestered, the whole system will be like, let's wait until this whole thing blows over and the media will ramp it up so in a perfect world he can't get on the ballot and then the supreme court sees it after the election. they win. and they get five more states to do this, knowing perfectly well it won't last but it's the long game for the left, extreme left. the progressives. it's not a short game. they know exactly what they are doing. yes, it will be overturned but when? >> greg: dana says, that's dana perino, i get to call her dana, she says it could happen before christmas because it's so absurd but your point is well taken. they are going to try to slow walk this like they do with joe. [laughter] >> greg: but, you know what? the more they orchestrate this stuff against trump the more you look back at 2020 and go, that was orchestrated. >> they are worse than every bad

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shopping and you miss the paying for the items when you walk out but it appears all gay has a doctorate in is cut and paste. choosing to remain anonymous, gay survived calls to resign and the school stood by her after her capitol hill testimony when she refused to condemn calls for jewish genocide on campus. maybe she would have condemned it but she couldn't find any academic scholars to rip off who have written anything like that. so harvard, harvard is facing increased pressure to take action considering students caught plagiarizing are routinely suspended. someone should teach those kids how to plagiarize gay's defense president it appears to work. but some accuse claudine of plagiarism and we're not so sure. we actually found tape of her first oral thesis. >> i have a dream. my children, you will live in a nation where you'll not be

judged by the color of your skin but by did content of their character. >> the only thing we have to fear is fear itself. >> and so, my fellow americans, ask not what your country can do for you. ask what you can do for your country. [applause] >> greg: she was there first. you know, michelle, i have a strategy for claudine. because these new charges are so similar to the previous allegations, shouldn't she claim they are plagiarizing the old charges? >> oh, great point. great point. i think what people are most pissed off about, greg is the lack of accountability, which we've been seeing go on for years. hillary didn't have to turn over those emails. gavin newsom got to eat french while the rest of us were stuck at home. biden has plagiarized and he's

giving everyone paints for student loans when the rest of us paid it back and hunter is getting away with it. >> she's getting away with something that the students at harvard can't get away with and people are like [ bleep ], what in the hell? i thought we were all supposed to be held to the same standard, be treated equally, otherwise, what's the point of the law. >> greg: the supreme court rules against those loans and he's still doling out the dough. i don't know how he gets away with it. tyus? >> first of all, you went too far. i don't think it's fair at this point. if biden plagiarizes something we should be proud of him that he remembered it. [applause] >> you know, gutfeld!, it was

getting tough there watching the martin luther king speech. good thing you changed that [ bleep ] with kennedy. it was about to be a very different set right now. but it's a great point. but this is equity highers. this is what we've come to see with equity hires. they do a bunch of nefarious stuff in the back and they prop somebody up to the front who is the first or fits the thing but in these equity hires often know what they are being hired from. they could have found a qualified person to lead harvard that just happened to be black or asian or whatever, but the most important thing, the word, the key word there, is qualified. she's a dishonest person. we've learned that. she'll do whatever she has to do to get to the top. that's not who i want teaching young brains in this country, but let's face it. this is where we're at and any other organization, any other would have fired them on the spot. >> greg: -- >> just off of merit.

just off other students. this is the top dog of harvard, and that means if there is one afraid, just imagine that, afraid to accuse somebody of something in this country, that's where we're at because, they will come get you, because, truth and facts mean nothing with the equity hires, and that's what we get. [applause] >> greg: people think this is going to hurt, admissions to harvard but i think it's going to generate more admissions from students who know they can get away with crap. kat: i remember the first plagiarisms they found and they said we added the quotes around everything so we're good but i'm so confused by that i thought when you were writing a paper you're supposed to be providing an original thought behind it. forget harvard. forget college, even elementary school book reports know that if you have a book report do you can't just turn in the book. you can't print it out and put quotes on each side of it. and be like here you go.

no, no, no. i put the quotes. i'm not trying to say this is my boochblgt i'm quotinge -- book. i'm quoting the book. you can't just copy and paste other people's stuff and push it altogether and push it off as your own. you're supposed to be adding some original thought or what are you doing? >> greg: tyus made a good point. imagine if this were any other vocationful airline pilot. what if he had treated in flight school over 40 or 70 times. other people take his flight school for him. >> it's scary. >> greg: it is scary. >> or if he's on that thing, we're at 10,000 feet and you're like, i heard that already. great point. this worries -- this is exactly why i'm not going to send my kids to harvard. that and that they aren't smart enough and i don't have the money. she looks like, she looks like edna from the incredibles and a pair of glasses that had a baby.

we -- i talked to a bunch of my things about this. i went deep into these, one of the articles, if you clicked and clicked it had exactly what she plagiarized and it had the original paper in blue and hers in red. it's a lot. it's like paragraphs. this seems intentional. we're talking about in standup comedy and how people steal jokes. i don't know why it's more serious in songs than it is in standup. this seems like it should be the most serious. it's like the president -- with my jokes, i stole a joke once and they brought it back, like, this doesn't work. >> greg: i know your whole story isn't real because you started with, you were talking to your friends. >> yes, if i close my eyes i get to see them. >> greg: all right. >> do you remember what they did to melania trump if she had some plagiarized sections in the speech? it was as though the world had

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[applause] >> greg: when you need holiday cheer to see it's just called the fun police. lousy liberal parents having presents under the tree. climate activists can pretty much ruin everything. now they have a new target. christmas gifts. one woman details why she and her husband won't be buying any gifts for each other or their two daughters. these parents are so climate radical they won't even give their daughters coal. yep. they also warn santa about the carbon footprint of nine reindeer. "we're increasingly wear of global impact of our purchases. everything we buy our kids will go into political. it seals like we're at a moment of reckoning and have been for some time." what hogwash. maybe what you're buying the

kids wouldn't go in the landfill if they weren't trash. maybe this christmas i'll finally believe the climate change hoax because it will save me money. she also forced the rule on the whole family telling the kids, grandparents, aunts and uncles, not to get the kids anything either. the kids are bucking the system and begging santa for just one thing. new [laughter] [applause] >> tyus, are you thinking about using this stlrategy? >> i wish they had brought it up two weeks ago. i hate to be sexist here but i've got to be me. funny how it's the wife who is making all these rules, right? no more presents, it's bad for the environment.

i guarantee you, christmas morning they will come walking out to get ready to have their avocado paste on fake bread and she'll look at the tree and go, where is my gift, honey? >> greg: yes. >> i guarantee it. i went through the same thing this year. listen, i've been spending all year, et cetera, et cetera, do we really need to get our stuff under the tree? no, absolutely not. let's just focus on the kids this year. great. so for the record, no gifts under the tree. >> greg: right. >> no gifts under the tree. awesome. great. let it go. woke up the next day, figured, let me ask one more time. are we sure, no gifts under the tree? >> well, there are a couple of things i could use. >> greg: yes. >> guess who doesn't have -- [ bleep ] -- under the tree? me. and that list was daunting.

>> greg: kat, tyus brings up a good point. maybe the paper, the daily mail, should do a fact check on december 26. kat: we don't do presents. i don't have anything for my husband. he doesn't have anything for me and although it sounds nice, but i do make him drive my cat to detroit. every year and i'm not joking, every single year because the cantwell be alone because not just everybody -- he needs to be with me but because of his heart problem he can't fly. so he has to be driven to detroit. i don't drive. he has to drive for 12 hours and then when you get there, you're in detroit. [laughter] >> he's giving the gift of travel. >> greg: yes. >> he said at the office party what are you doing for christmas? driving my wife's cat to detroit. >> greg: think about the conversation.

>> every year, babe, this will be the last year. he's not going to live another year, he just keeps not dying. it's remarkable. >> greg: jamie, i could make a joke about how you can't give your kids gifts because you're broke. >> through a restraining order. >> greg: but they should have somebody go to her house and see on christmas day, because you know, this is all [ bleep ] she's ly >> if it was cool it would be great to date like a global activist. oops, global warming. you wouldn't have to get her anything. i think the difference, though, kat, kids, that's the part i don't get. i sort of hate christmas right now. i had a rough, like the last year i was married, i went over to the house, and two of the stockings at my ex-wife's house were just some guy's socks.

kat: sorry, hold on a second. knock on wood. she's not dying. >> i can't remember when i first got divorced, i sat my kid down and like one of the important things to say is, you have like the talk. it's not your fault. it's your mom's fault. and i remember, i remember i said i was going to live in a different place and his first question was, are there any questions? he was little. but he goes, will your new place have a chimney? i go like yes, does that mean santa will come twice this year. i think maybe he'll come twice. you know what? i think you guys are doing the right thing here. [laughter] >> greg: that's awesome. michelle, it's amazing to me that these so-called writers still do this transparent fake virtue signaling crap because you know it isn't true and it's

so easy to expose, because her kids are going to talk. >> they are going to talk. she conveniently wrote this, what, eight or 10 days before the holiday so she could get printed, get her virtue signaling out there, make the point about the world is on don't buy my children gifts. time will pass. we'll get to about december 22 and she'll go, oh, god, i just can't do it. her children are like seven and four. does she want them to just come down and find nothing? also, and the way -- i'm forcing others to do the same. why don't you let people do what the hell they want and give your kids gifts. [applause] >> the forcing others is plagiarism. forcing him. forcing him to do it. she's forcing the husband to do it. guess who on december 23 is going to say, and run to the store and get everybody presents? the husband. he'll make sure everyone has

presents under there. she'll be like it wasn't my idea. it wasn't my idea. >> greg: this was all to impress people of how thoughtful she is. but she's lying. this is what virtue signaling is. it's a lie. all right, coming up, was a potato her gift for working a shift? hello 12 hours of relief. 12 hours!! not coughing? hashtag still not coughing?! mucinex dm gives you 12 hours of relief from chest congestion and any type of cough, day or night. mucinex dm. it's comeback season. the day you get your clearchoice dental implants makes every day... a "let's dig in" day... mm. ...a "chow down" day... a "take a big bite" day... a "perfectly delicious" day... - mm. [ chuckles ] - ...a "love my new teeth" day. because your clearchoice day is the day everything is back on the menu. a clearchoice day changes every day. schedule a free consultation.

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>> greg's spectacular christmas segment. ho-ho-ho, merry christmas. >> greg: it was a christmas dud in the form of a spud tweets gone viral detailing her employer's odd choice for a christmas bonus. a baked potato. amanda b claims her hospital set up a potato bar as an employee bonus complete with all the fixings like butter, sour cream, shredded cheese or as john daly calls it, breakfast. i googled fat people.

and she says management claimed because it had a $15 value it would be taxed on her net check. where are you buying a $15 potato? they are only $10 at neiman marcus. $15? seriously they are charging the staff almost as much as they charge the patients. i would get a second opinion on that value. [ bleep ]. >> greg: or do what hunter does, just have sex with the potato and deduct it. [applause] >> greg: yes. but she added that the potato bar was an improvement over last year's bonus which was a 30-minute conference call with the company's leadership. but maybe $15 for a potato ain't bad. cnn paid way more for theirs, right? kat, do you think this is real? >> kat: i thought it might be but then she took it a little too far.

in the reply somebody said can you opt out and she said no. so this was a mandatory potato bar? >> greg: i don't know, i don't know, because there are too many question marks but then again, maybe it is real. maybe they had a potato bar, michelle. >> they might have had a potato bar but if this is a bonus, a nurse at a hospital, i would want to know what hospital this is and i would want to stay away, because this is what they are giving up for bonuses for these hard working nurses, i don't trust them to cut me open and -- >> greg: they cut you open and just slather you with butter. >> butter. sour cream an chives. >> greg: you come out twice baked. [laughter] i think they call these hoss-potatoes. do they have baked potatoes in alaska? >> it takes longer to bake them.

it's crazy. i think it's real. i think it's totally real. i think she was talking about the tax. you can't opt out of the tax. i did a deep dive. she's got paperwork and stuff. i think the problem with this is is the presentation. like saying, here's your bonus, and it's a potato bar. if they just negotiation here's a potato. it would like if you were with your girlfriend and got on one knee and gave her a mcrib. like can you just give her a mcrib but she wouldn't be upset but it like the presentation. you say potato. i say i quit. >> greg: tyus, she left the hospital's name out of it because she didn't want to get fired. what do you think? >> smart. listen, i think what happened was, the bonus was, they had the potato bar. they brought a potato bar in for everybody. so whether you take one or not, everyone is getting charged a little bit. i have seen that usually it's an open bar. but in this case it's a potato

bar. and again, to michelle's point it's a little sketchy. if i'm on my death bed and they are like, sir, we can't cure you but there is a potato bar. how about a second opinion? nope, potato. curing problems in the hospital with food. it's a hospital. >> greg: yes. >> i don't want everyone touching, you know what i'm saying? >> greg: yes. >> there are sick people in there. no one else, a potato i'm not eating and it's hard because i love potatoes. doctors with droves on, just checked your urine, they are going to get you a potato, and hopefully that's all he checked. look at the little twinkle in his eye, we're going to get a proctologist joke right now. >> greg: what about the people that love to hang out at the potato bar. do they all get mashed?

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>> greg: here's kamala's latest on salad. >> lawrence, this is the most important election in a lifetime. i've been fortunate during the course of being vice president to have many situations where it becomes clear to me that there are, you know, people of every asian and gender, bit way, who see something about being the first that lets them know they don't need to be limited by other people's limited understanding of who can do what. >> greg: michelle. was she wasted? she went to the potato bar. >> and got mashed. >> she waited and got vodka. >> you know, whatever happened, this happens so often with her, i have no idea, i think i know maybe what she was trying to say but it can't be sure and now i feel like i'm wasted.

after listening. >> kat: she was trying to say we should be inspired by her as women. i love to be that incompetent and yet that powerful. [laughter] >> greg: right. she was drunk. i mean, i think we can say that. i think it's a fact. >> kat: isn't it worse if she's not? >> greg: i'm trying to give her an out. this is the most election -- what does that even mean, jamie. like she caught what fetterman got rid of. he played path of potato with his brain. >> that's so weird. i've been meaning to tell you this. this is the most tv show i have ever been on. it's like -- it's like some of the words fell off her script when she walked in. >> greg: yes. >> i think it's so surprising that not one interviewer when she says this, no one ever goes, can i ask you a follow up?

not one person. >> kat: right. [applause] >> greg: tyus, word final for any half? we could spend a whole show talking like her. >> we think of big words problem. [laughter] >> listen, last night if you watched the show, i was able to decode mayor adams' message. >> greg: yes. >> i can't. the only thing that's clear to me is that she's drunk. and not just regular drunk. this is wine drunk. box of wine drunk. >> greg: yes. >> if you're so drunk that you think asians have a problem with gender, you're out of your mind. no one else hear that but me? you've got asians with the gender thing. husband ain't been nome months,

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