realizing the limitations of life do that. they teach you about something more important than anything i'm doing here. they teach you to be human. good night and have a wonderful christmas and holiday and a wonderful new year. enjoy those precious times and appreciate what matters. sometimes not the petty things that don't. good night. ♪

because the constitution says you have to be >> hello, everyone, i'm dana perino here along with jesse watters and greg gutfeld. this is "the five." dell: the 2024 election turning

into a free-for-all. maybe, a dozen states could follow colorado in kicking donald trump off the ballots and now republicans are vowing to retaliate against biden. >> -- less likely that will make him return. >> it's a question of law. if a 14-year-old tried to run for president, would that person be kept off of the ballot because the constitution says you have to be >> dana: decide serious legal questions, they are exploring all options. let's listen to us here. >> we're in unchartered territory in our country and the decision out of colorado is a very significant fact. when the supreme court of colorado determines in an examination of the facts that donald trump is an insurrectionist and therefore is disqualified from being on the ballot certainly here in california we have to make the same determination here. >> dana: legal experts argue it should be an easy case. >> the core problem here is the denial of due process. it was a five-day hearing. there was no jury. it was before the judge. they were not able to subpoena witnesses and compel the

attendance of witnesses. the process here was a procedural frankenstein >> what colorado did was wrong. it was wrong legally but it was wrong in terms of our values. >> colorado tried to sort of take this state level proceeding that's not really made for this type of insurrection determination and force a square peg into a round hole. i think that violates donald trump's due process rights. >> dana: some seem to be arguing that he doesn't even deserve a fair shake. >> some is of these people are serving jail time and donald trump is not for one simple reason because unlike donald trump they are not rich and powerful. >> so please, spare me the anti-democratic lectures. >> dana: judge, i think people will be anxious to hear from you, your thoughts. >> first, let me say i'm glad to be back at the table. it's a pleasure to see you all. first of all, the 14th amendment

was never intended to be used the way the court in colorado used it. first of all, whole idea of an insurrection, and the idea that's incompassed in section three of article 14 is that they would keep a confederate off the ticket for president postcivil war. that's number one. number two, the question as to whether or not what happened on january 6 is an insurrection is still an open issue. the question is, did anybody go in with guns? was there a plan to take over the government, to seize control? and then the other thing is, whether subdivision iii applies to a president, it's not clear in the 14th amendment. it talks about judicial officers of any state. it doesn't speak specifically about the president and an insurrection. so right on the face of the 14th amendment they lose but let's talk about who may this decision. judges on the supreme court in

colorado, from harvard, university of pennsylvania, uva, and penn. all those elite schools that are very anti-trump to begin with. so then you say to yourself, well, now look at the results. a lot governor in california is looking to follow governor newsom. this woman is so smart she thinks the president comporting to the constitution has to be 40. it's 35, number one but number two she said it creates a precedent. she doesn't understand the legal system. colorado doesn't create a precedent for california. finally, this is all about disqualifying a political foe. there is absolutely no basis for it. and i want to know what are the democrats so afraid of? what are you so afraid of? you've tried criminal cases, civil cases, you've impeached him, now you want to throw him off the ballot. what next? why are you so desperate to take this issue away from the american people?

>> dana: greg, media on the left seem to be conditioning the environment for any decision that comes from the supreme court to be political if it doesn't go the way they want. >> greg: exactly. the democrats are freaking out about the poll numbers and rather than playing fair they will take the player out. this is the equivalent of drugging the opposing star player before the big game. this is why they are doing the insurrection hoax. the hitler hoax. the media is all in. and it's hysterical. they totally have overplayed this and the democrats are in a bind. they have normalized hitler. everybody is a nazi. meanwhile, they made sure that young people in our education system aren't really sure what hitler is anymore because they have been calling everybody hitler. they use hitler the way surfers use the phrase "awesome." that's so hitler, man, wow. that's a hitler jacket, dude. why are they doing this? here's why. imagine if the election were a blind taste test.

you've got two products side by side, the policies, what was done. one would taste like pure nonpulp orange juice and the other one would be horse piss. trump is the orange juice and bide isn't the horse piss in that blind taste test because if you focus on what matters everyone would focus, would favor trump so you have to label that brand as something bad. hitler. right? so people against their own needs and core concerns would end up voting for the horse pp. when you say someone is hitler and the followers are nazis, i've said it before you're telling people it would be immoral and even evil not to do everything possible to stop him. if you have a chance to kill hitler before he enacted the holocaust who wouldn't do that? that's why they are pushing these hoaxes in order to demonize it so you can't, you can't support him. you would be just as bad. this is why millions of people

didn't trust the election process in 2020 because one side, you know, they used the government, media and tech, basically to exploit every single avenue. illegal or not. lie, cheat. spy, in order to get their way. they are doing it now. but now it's on meth. >> dana: colorado has it will a match and the supreme court, i hope, act quickly because if all these other states are going to try this they need direction from the highest court to say yes or no. >> i'm leaving for vacation tomorrow and usually i say something controversial before vacation so i'm going to pass. [laughter] >> dana: i'll give you a pass. >> i'm kidding. so, you know who else got knocked off the ballot? lincoln. the southern confederates knocked him off 10 state ballots. another glaring similarity between abraham lincoln and donald trump.

excuse me? also, he was -- [laughter] >> donald trump was acquitted in the senate of insurrection and he was never charged criminally with insurrection. >> jesse: and the democrats are always saying how it's vote suppression when they have to wait in line for an hour to vote for a candidate. what if you never get to vote for your candidate? that's crazy. they are talking about stealing our votes. and they are happy about that. now, i don't know if you read karl rove in the "wall street journal." >> dana: i did read that. >> jesse: okay. he makes the point there were 51 former confederate soldiers and legit confederates that ended up becoming federal officials. the confederacy's former vice president became a federal official. one of the chief secessionists became an interior secretary and a supreme court justice. >> dana: you don't say? >> jesse: i don't, karl said it.

and he mentioned the fact that after the civil war the republican congress passed this great amnesty package where it kind of provided for a little bit more reconciliation to allow some of these people to be brought back into the union. so if there is more of a spirit of reconciliation and national unity after the civil war than there is today in 2023, that's bananas. >> dana: harold, we do here a lot from people on both sides of the isle there is a concern about the crisis of confidence and our institutions and this seems to throw a match on a problem that the court, hopefully the supreme court can push forward but if the supreme court rules and says, this is ridiculous, and it's not 9-0. do you think it will just turn into another political food fight? harold: we'll certainly analyze the make-up of the votes for pushing this back. i think, i said yesterday i thought it would be overruled. i think what will likely happen, bit way, john f.

if kennedy talked about that same guy in the profiles and courage. >> wrote? harold: profiles and courage. a couple of things. our nation is not perfect. we strive every day to make it more perfect. i believe the engine that allows the most important part of that england that inallows us to do that is the fact that we're built on a rule of law. the rule of law allows for steadiness, allows for fairness, allows for accountability and predictability. in this instance here, democrats may be upset with me for saying this but the record that they looked at in colorado, as i read the thing, they looked at the political hearing that took place, the january 6 hearing, and viewed that as a tribunal and looked at those facts when the subject of that matter, target of that matter, trump didn't have a chance for cross-examination. so there are a bunch of questions and the judges know this better than anybody. they don't want to deal with all the questions around, is he an

officer? there are so many difficult questions and bill barr bar said it best, it's basically a denial of due process so i think these questions to dana's point they will just push it back to the court and say, look, answer all of these questions. allow witnesses to come before, because barr said it best, you can't have a few days of hearing and not allow someone that's going to be disallowed to be on a ballot to be elected to office to be decided by -- i hear everybody saying, the reason i hope there is a 9-0 vote, and judge you were making a point about some of the law schools, i think americans need to see that judges are impartial agents of adjudicating the law and when the law is clear, and i think in this case here there is just not enough of a record here for this to be decided like it's been decided. i was frustrated hearing the california attorney journal, you don't just look at another state because you like their politics or like the politics of the decision and say -- you look at the law, and if the law allows you to do this then you have to

look at it whether you agree with it or not to determine whether your own laws are consistent with that but i'm hopeful the court will look at this quickly and we can find ourselves not talking about this like we have been. >> dana: okay. we'll see. straight ahead, more insanity at the board. migrants are becoming social media stars. ♪ ♪ a wonderful christmas time ♪ calquence helps you do the fighting. and you can do the exploring. you can do the splashing... ...the sightseeing... ...and the playing. calquence is an oral targeted therapy for cll. more patients begin with calquence than any treatment of its kind, and calquence is proven to work better than chemoimmunotherapy in patients with previously untreated cll. calquence may cause serious side effects, which may lead to death. these include serious infections with fever, chills, or flu-like symptoms; and bleeding problems that may increase with blood thinners. decreased blood counts are common and can be severe.

new cancers have happened, including skin cancers. heart rhythm problems with fast or irregular heartbeat, dizziness, feeling faint, chest discomfort, or shortness of breath, have happened. tell your doctor if you have bleeding, heart rhythm, or liver problems; infection, or if you are or plan to be pregnant or breastfeeding. calquence helps you do the fighting. and you can focus on the things you're loving. ask your doctor if calquence is right for you.

i'm sholeh, and i lost 75 pounds with golo. i went from a size 20 to a size 6. before golo, nothing seemed to work. i was exercising for over an hour every day. it was really discouraging. but golo's so easy, the weight just falls off.

this is a test. harold: ♪ >> move over, mulvaney. migrants are the new social influencers. they are posting online details

of their routes and threats faced along the way. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: their videos serve as guys to find their way to the u.s. some report making so much money after their videos beaulieu up that they no longer need to live in america. while the border turns into even a bigger disaster the texas governor now chartering flights for migrants to sanctuary cities in chicago after the liberal city interfered with the bus. one chicago democrat calling out his own mayor for turning a blind eye on who is really to blame. >> my mayor is blaming everyone except the person who needs to get the blame and that's the president joe biden and kamala

harris and not carrying out secretary majorkas for allowing them to come to this country under falls pretenses. it's outrageous that common sense is nowhere to be found in the democratic party any more. >> greg: this is interesting. the social media migrants, they are already assimilating. how soon before they start dating the kardashians. maybe they have found their own solutions. they have been capitalists. >> one guy keeps going back and forth. they never even makes it. he's getting paid so much on the journey. i've been at this company, greg, for 20 years. 20 years ago, when i produced "the factor," i didn't produce it, but many people did but i was cutting tape for it, we couldn't find illegal alien footage. we use to have to run the same grainy black and white footage over and over and over again. we actually had to hire former military guys to go to some remote location in arizona and

set up a camera and then capture them scurrying across. and now, we're not only getting film of them every day they are filming themselves while we film them. it's never been this bad. >> jesse: you remember that mtv show road rules, this is what it's turned into. i know people that would pay $10,000 to go jump in a central american waterfall or to go kayak through a beautiful stream in guatemala. this makes a mockery of this immigration system, and joe can put a stop to it right now but he won't. >> greg: dana, the agents are outnumbered by illegals by factor of 200 to one which raises the question, who is that one lucky guy? is it joey jones, or lawrence jones? >> dana: to be determined tomorrow, we'll find out. jesse watters, maybe. the thing i asked is why doesn't the white house use mulvaney? if you need a social media influencer counter this have him

go work at the state department and make different videos. the thing is that looks fun, right? maybe that right there doesn't look that fun but the way they put the music to it, and nobody is listening to kamala harris and joe biden when they say don't come. that's their answer, don't come. you could make videos from the state department or the cia and put them out there and show people like actually it's not that grateful you risk losing your life. you risk being raped. you risk being turned away once you get here, and all the other campaign horribles that go with it. on the video point, the migrants themselves are providing free content for republicans who will make a lot of ads going into 2024 using this very thing. >> greg: that's a good point. harold, texas are flying migrants to chicago so maybe the democrats are right. they want the illegals to die. harold: so, the story, these stories, i mean, it's amazing to

me they are using technology the way kids use it and others, and it's not so amazing, dana is right, they are advertising and show how great it is. their lives where they are coming from must be horrible to make this journey and to make this trek. having said that -- >> they had plenty of time to pack. harold: the noise and dysfunction on our side makes it even more likely that more and more people will come. the issues don't change. if councilman lopez there in chicago, to call out his own mayor, point the finger where the finger has to be pointed or at least point it in other places there is no doubt we need federal policy, a new federal outlook on all of this and it's not hard to figure out what to do. the first thing is asylum process reform. build the law. put more law enforcement down on the border and do something we haven't done in 35 years, which is figure out ways to invest in smart and efficient ways to help make their communities and countries more palatable for them to want to stay. i agree.

we've not done enough to dissuade people from coming but one thing we have to acknowledge is their lives are in a state of affairs -- a state where they are willing to risk their lives to come to our country. >> harold, they are coming frommer single country in the entire world. the united states taxpayer can't make every country in the entire world better, so everybody wants -- >> let's talk about our hemisphere. i don't disagree with you. >> you know what? we should invest more, we've spent trillions in other parts of the world to help stabilize them. we've been shortsighted not to think about our own homes sphere as well. >> greg: what harold is saying, judge, we should invade these countries, take them over so they are more like the united states, neil-com. >> jeanine: yes. first of all, when you talk about not getting video years ago, what we've got now is the normalization of illegal

behavior. this guy, who is doing these videos, this influencer is aiding and abetting illegal behavior, and because that's what joe biden wants, i think joe biden should make him the director of tourism for the united states. okay? i mean, this guy is making money, and, by the way, it is dangerous. they are in a gap. there is mountains, forests, river deltas and flooding. if you're asleep the flood can take you and literally you crown in the water. and yet they are making it look like, oh it's just a great thing. so you say to yourself, why is president biden doing this? 200,000 people have come in, in the month of december and it's not even the end of the month yet, i grew up in a town of 40,000, that's five towns like what i grew up in. they are bringing in football stadiums of illegals. to what end? how many is enough? why is no one stopping it? and someone had an argument with

me and they said, you have to have congress act. i said what do you want congress to do? well, i don't know, i'm not a politician. i said maybe we ought to just enforce the law. but in the end, there is an agenda here and the agenda is to get them all in so that on election day, maybe there is motor voter registration. maybe they will be able to vote. so this guy is advocating coming to this country illegally saying it's easy, and these people coming in are from afghanistan, egypt, iran, syria, uzbekistan, lebanon, jordan, mauritania. what's going on? >> lebanon, my goodness, get them out of here. >> jeanine: they are good cooks, anyway. bring them in. to what end? >> greg: straight ahead did joe biden create a debt bond the rest of us will be forced to pay for?

♪

- bye, bye cough. - later chest congestion. hello 12 hours of relief. 12 hours!! not coughing? hashtag still not coughing?! mucinex dm gives you 12 hours of relief from chest congestion and any type of cough, day or night. mucinex dm. it's comeback season. ♪ the winter play was really coming together. ♪ until... disaster struck. ♪ tensions... were high. ♪ luckily, replacement costumes were shipped with fedex. which means mr. harvey... could picture the perfect night. ♪ we're delivering more happy for the holidays. ♪

she was a big star ♪ ♪ she sang karaoke every night ♪ >> jeanine: did joe biden just create a student debt bomb after promising to wipe out their loans college grads aren't paying them at an alarming rate. a staggering 40% of borrowers skipped out on their first bills due in october after the pandemic pause was lifted. so why are grads refusing to pay back their loans? young borrowers claim they don't care if their credit gets crushed because they won't be able to afford a home day anyway. >> so what?

if i don't pay my student loans what are you going to do? ruin my credit so i can't buy the house that i wasn't even going to be able to buy ever in my lifetime anyway's? >> jeanine: and thankfully joe biden isn't the one crunching the numbers. the president bragging about relieving debt for over $130 million americans. even though there are only 40 million with loans. >> i went to the supreme court to eliminate student debt that was out there. guess what? [applause] >> the supreme court ruled against me but i still got 136 million people in debt relieved. >> jeanine: dana, what is he talking about? >> dana: well, i don't know how they are counting the numbers. this is the problem of trying to buy votes. okay? so he overpromised and he underdelivered. the supreme court said you can't do this. he said, right, okay, got it and the left went nuts. he said, oh, never mind, i'll do

it anyway and he sort of did a half measure but what the young woman was saying that did the tik tok video, this is a real issue for young people, and candidates from both sides of the aisle have to figure out some sort of message, what is the future, what is the hope? there was a time when paying off your debt was of source of pride and relief. there is a problem with universities charging way too much. i read today how much it costs for room and board. they have apartments that are nicer than anything i lived in for the first 10 years after high school when i was in college. so i think this is also happening with the migrants, right? so you promise a path to citizenship. you promise that you're not going to do deportations. you promise there won't be a problem of finding work in this country when you're running for president. you become president and you don't push that back no wonder the migrants don't stop coming. no wonder they aren't going to pay their student loans but i am

concerned about young people feeling like they won't be able to make it and again it's why you probably see in the polls, let me take a look at the other party, even if they don't like president trump directly they might be able to look at something else because clearly the last few years aren't working for them. >> jeanine: harold, if you look at the tik tok, these young people are making $50,000 years, a debt of $38,000 and the average house is $400,000. is this because of bidenomics? harold: first of all, i would question the college or the college education one received if they have graduated from college and one of their first acts is to say they aren't going to pay back their college debt and then act on tik tok and promote it and hide behind the absurd notion that you don't want to pay your debts off. you don't care if your credit gets crushed because you won't be able to afford a home. this is a young woman who has no idea what her future holds, i would want to hope she'll play hard, work by the rules, take some chances and risks.

that's what we should be promoting. the student loan if forgiveness, blanket forgiveness is not what i would have done. i try to incentivize people, where you need more workers, thinkers and doers, being in the medical field, a teaching field, lawful field, we've talked about truck drivers and others, i get that but just to give it to anyone, and then to hear this young lady, i hope, just piece of advice to anyone who is not going to pay their debt back, i try to pay my debts off, don't go on tik tok and say you're not going to pay it back because you don't care. any college with graduates doing that you should send them notices, please don't send back the university. come back and let us give you an economics course because you have to pay your debt back and the president should be saying the same thing. people got a big pause and now we're asking everybody to chip in and do their part. >> jeanine: isn't the president, jesse, incentivizing these high costs and the high costs of college by even trying to begin to pay the loans for these young

people? >> jesse: if i were a conspiracy theorist -- >> jeanine: yes. >> jesse: it forces young americans to move back home with their parents so then they aren't dating and they are not getting married and they are not having babies which drives the birth rate down so biden can open the borders to grow the population. if i were a conspiracy theorist. >> jesse: which you're not. >> hunter does the same thing when the son of the president doesn't even pay his taxes, and he's conspiring with the son to blow up a congressional subpoena. they don't care about these people. they do whatever they want. >> in the end, greg, it's about a moral core. >> jeanine: somebody else should pay your bill that you contracted to pay. >> greg: and the person that pays is going to be the taxpayer who actually pays his bills. that's what always got me about this, why it was so immoral and

just wrong, is that you could have done this differently if you wanted to, a, focus on practical majors, whether it's stem or pre-med, science, nursing, engineering, but also, let's say joe bind had come up with a plan. that actually split the burden. all right? let's say you pay $250 per month on your college loan. right? the recipient for a while pays a hundred. government pays 50. the bank bays 50. the school pays 50. how easy, share the relief but that didn't happen and why? because joe didn't even bother to think about it, right? it didn't occur to them because they see the american public, the u.s. tax payer as this vast money pit, and you can scoop it out like it's an all you can eat buffet without a cover. it really is no better than a smash and grab. that's how they look at you. that should drive you insane. >> jeanine: straight ahead, a christmas travel nightmare.

a cruise ship headed for the bahamas ends up in canada instead. ♪ ♪ now i know how richard petty feels ♪ ♪ i've been around the block a time or two ♪

biovanta is the only number one physician-recommended product chosen over all others, including tylenol, mucinex, zicam, and nyquil / dayquil. the combat symptoms and boosts immunity. biovanta really works.

♪ jesus sweet jesus ♪ >> millions of americans are taking to the roads this holiday season but is it better to stay home? thousands of cruise passengers left fuming after their dream vacation to the sun soaked bahamas got switched to freezing boston and canada at the last minute. ticket holders were informed one day before departure with the company claiming bad weather. passengers are not happy to have their christmas ruined. >> we didn't believe it so we thought when we got on the cruise that they would reroute to the bahamas.

we went to boston and portland. >> it keeps getting older. >> my son is disappointed. my 7-year-old is, mom, where is the peach? this is their only christmas gift. >> we deserve a banana boat. >> bless their hearts. that's bad. 115 million americans are expected to travel in the coming days. transportation secretary pete buttigieg is already blaming storms for anticipated holiday travel chaos. now, we talked about -- >> we may see some bad weather impacting travel around christmas and new year's. the faa is working closely with airlines to plan for that possibility. now so far this year on the cancellation front we're at 1.2%. below two is what i would consider healthy. closer to one, that's encouraging. that does invite us to pay more attention to the issue of delay and to press the airlines on how they are behaving. >> i like to tell everybody, christmas is always december 25.

july 4 is always july 4. we seem surprised at times, judge, when these moments arrive. some in the country, some in the government, what's your reaction to the transportation secretary? >> jeanine: my reaction is a negative one. it started with palestine and it just went on from there. look, he knows there were problems last year but do you remember thanksgiving? he wanted to blame the extremist republicans for whatever delays would happen at thanksgiving in case we shut down the government which didn't happen. look, here's the thing. i want to talk about this thing. >> the cruise ship. >> jeanine: these people get less than a 24-hour notice. the people who have taken off from work, if you work, kids are off from school, the dog is at -- they save the money, this is a christmas present. they got a banana boat and then they say we're going to boston. you're going to boston, so what they should have done was given them their money back. we'll let you go on this cruise,

and then the people who were on the cruise, like 40% didn't go, they didn't even give them a better cabin. they didn't give them an extra thing or there. it was very sad. >> this seems like the cruise ship line, it seems like something buttigieg should be focused on. those people need some remedy. >> i think he's focused on the banana boat instead. i didn't know you could reserve one. i like control. and when you put yourself on a cruise ship you totally lose control. you're at the mercy of the captain. i want to be the captain. that's why i'm flying out the day after christmas and i'm going down south, and i just want to make sure everybody in the audience is aware, it's much cheaper to travel in january. don't travel if you're listening, don't travel in between christmas and new year's. travel in january. i'm not saying that selfishly so it keeps the airport calmer. i'm just saying it's going to save you a lot of money.

>> that's from a man leaving december 26. >> true, and i just read an article in the post this christmas season, there will be no white christmas. not racial, harold. there will be no snow. so i don't know how mayor buttigieg is so ahead of the curve on the weather. the weather will be great. >> it wasn't for the cruise. >> do you have thoughts? >> just that i think this does not alleviate my concerns about going on a cruise but i do think this company in particular doesn't sound like a good one necessarily. last year, it doesn't have to be the weather. my friends were going to ski over in europe. at the jfk airport, ready to got. there was a fire at the air. they were told we can get you a flight in four days. what did they do? they packed up the kid, got the luggage back from the airlines, went home and had a nice christmas at home. >> greg: that's a happy ending for really rich people. [laughter] >> ski chalet will have to wait.

>> what are your thoughts about this? >> you know, i'm going to take an artificial stance. are you sure mayor pete isn't working for the keys fire? because he's better at hindering transportation than any mob of foaming protestors. it's like, this guy, every holiday, travel season, is the very first one ever. i didn't see this coming. he acts like it's covid. wow, he's surprised. he has one job and he acts like it's beneath his pay grade. he's unlearning, not learning on the job. >> greg: but to take some blame off of him. the travel season is always chaos because everybody is doing it once, and among the season of the worst weather, i think we need to treat it like alternate parking or olympics. if your social security number ends in an odd number then you celebrate christmas one year and the other part of the country does it, because -- >> i kind of like it. >> greg: or like one group

celebrates christmas in the summertime. >> that's up with hell of an artificial stance. >> greg: it really is. >> some people keep their lights up to july. >> that's true. that's true. >> southwest airlines had a bad time, bad christmas with travelers. they say they fixed their systems. we'll see and if they do -- >> and mayor pete just fined them $140 million. who do you think will have to pay for that? obviously the customer. >> greg: in your face, harold. >> i want people to be able to get where they want to go and i don't want my flirt diverted to someplace you don't want to go. the fastest is up next. ♪

my a1c was up here; now, it's down with rybelsus®. his a1c? it's down with rybelsus®. my doctor told me rybelsus® lowered a1c better than a leading branded pill and that people taking rybelsus® lost more weight. i got to my a1c goal and lost some weight too. rybelsus® isn't for people with type 1 diabetes. don't take rybelsus® if you or your family ever had medullary thyroid cancer, or have multiple endocrine neoplasia syndrome type 2, or if allergic to it. stop rybelsus® and get medical help right away if you get a lump or swelling in your neck, severe stomach pain, or an allergic reaction. serious side effects may include pancreatitis. gallbladder problems may occur. tell your provider about vision problems or changes. taking rybelsus® with a sulfonylurea or insulin increases low blood sugar risk.

side effects like nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea may lead to dehydration, which may worsen kidney problems. need to get your a1c down? you may pay as little as $10 per prescription.

♪ ♪ >> welcome back. there is no shame in taking a sick day. people are using an abusing cold medicine and it thanks to something called sick shaming. greg, have you ever taken a sick day when you weren't sick? >> greg: you know what? maybe i have, but again, i'm going to go back to what i said before. this is the blind acceptance of letting all things happen at

once. the old saying, time exists so everything doesn't happen at once. think about this season, right? why is everybody all stressed out? you have travel stress, weather stress, holiday gifts and tree stress. you have a work commitment. you might work for a place that increases, doubles your workload up to december 23, and then tells you, happy holidays. you get sick from being indoors all the time. you're gorging on food because everybody is giving you stuff. have some candy. have some cheese. here's a candle. so what happens is, we suspend the recipe for healthy living that we've done all year, and undo all these improvements. i go back to my alternate parking. cut this in half. let half the population do it one year. that way nobody is sick. people traveling less. >> you're making me sick. dana, you're old school dana: i am. >> if you see someone sick are you one of those people, don't come to the office? you better be in at 6:00 a.l. dana: i'm one of those people,

if i hear peter sneeze i'll ask, are you getting a cold, my next thing is, i hope you feel better, my next thing is, i hope i don't want to get it. i don't want to be around people when they are sick but i'm also a little suspicious about a lot of the sick days. i'm suspicious. >> healthy skepticism. harold, you're sick a lot. [laughter] >> he's had 47 covid shots. >> how many times have you had covid, seven? harold: 50. i've had it four times. but never was sick. i agree with dana. everybody dana said i agree with. >> judge? >> jeanine: i don't like to take sick days because if i'm home i'll work anyway so i might as well go to work. because of covid all of a sudden everybody became paranoid. if you have a cold who cares but everybody is worried about getting covid. that's what it all about and they don't want to be tagged with covid because then you have to be out for five days. for some people that's a good thing. >> the vaccine prevents you from

getting covid. >> jeanine: it doesn't. >> it prevent you from being sick. >> okay, harold. >> 50 times. >> he's gotten covid already. ♪ i want to wake up in a city that never sleeps ♪ ♪ i'm gonna hold you forever... ♪ ♪ i'll be there... ♪ ♪ you don't... ♪ ♪ you don't have to worry... ♪ there's something going around the gordon home. good thing gertrude found delsym. now what's going around is 12-hour cough relief. and the giggles. the family that takes delsym together, feels better together.

♪ ♪ >> dana: it's time now for "one more thing." judge jeanine kicks us off. >> judge jeanine: man in a store front goes to a park in arkansas it's called the crater of diamonds park. apparently over the years people have found diamonds. he sees something. he thinks it's a piece of glass. he, after a few weeks, decides to send it to gia genealogical institute of america. 4.87-carat diamond absolutely colorless. it's a colorless diamond. talk to me, i know what that's worth. they say it's worth almost a million dollars. everybody, this is known as the crater of diamonds in the state park in arkansas. head that way. it's like the gold rush.

>> dana: he gets to keep it? reason jean yeah. it's his. >> greg: he returned alone though, which was weird. [laughter] all right. tonight, what a show. you got emily compagno, joe devito, kat timpf, tyrus. an all-star panel in your face, bret. listen to this. greg's did this dog just talk? listen to this dog. and ask yourself did it just talk? >> i love you. >> i love you. >> i love you. [squeals] >> dana: gets so excited every time sounds like you at the christmas party. >> after five drinks that's what it sounds like indeed. >> the denver's zoo enlisting the help declared many a orangutan father four-month-old baby cisco. watch. >> when it comes to the orangutan, four month old cisco,

entberani, you are the father. [cheers] >> dana: maury velicovich put on the tuxedo and did the big reveal of the orangutan he is the father of the little one. >> jesse: how would you like me in your stocking on christmas morning morning, dana? >> dana: um. >> jesse: the answer is yes. >> dana: are you going on vacation tomorrow. >> jesse: the iou signed copy of my new book "get it together" so go get it together. go to jesse sign book.com order a presigned copy. stick it in the stocking. it's a stocking stuff. >> greg: the kids will love that. >> jesse: they will and so will the grandparents. >> dana: i love the title. >> harold: happy early birthday to georgia. >> judge jeanine: so sweet. >> dana: that's it for us have. great night, everybody. hey, bret. >> bret: happy birthday to georgia. looking forw