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you noticed something wasn't right and got her to a doctor. i thought i was okay, but i had a concussion. sometimes it's hard to tell on your own. don't mess with your melon. >> if you had it, get it checked and never leaving this bar. >> welcome back to special edition of "hannity". before we go, i want to wish everyone a very merry christmas and a happy new year, especially those serving our country abroad who are not able to be home for the holidays. and please join me with prayers for israel and the jewish people all around the world. unfortunately, that is now all the time we have left for this evening. be sure to check my column at mac dot us. have a wonderful weekend. gutfeld is up next.
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yeah, yeah, yeah. thank you. thank you. thank you. however, that feels so good. it's friday, so you know what that means. let's welcome tonight's guests. she runs bikes and swims. anything to avoid the cops. joseph kennedy saves the world podcast. he's the funniest thing to come out of new jersey since chris christie's diet coach, actor and comedian. it's all good as a former miss florida citrus. she never blames the juice. former state department spokeswoman and founder of polaris and security morgan taking. and he's the naughty list for
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eating sandy's reindeer. "new york times" best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion darren. all right. >> now, before we get to some news stories, do this. >> greg's left. yes, that's right. it's the leftovers where i read that jokes. we did news this week. and as always, it's my first time reading them. so if they , we'll send joe machi a strip club and have lizzo give him a tap dance. ooh, tap dance. no, you're right. it's that bad. there you go. all right. first up, according to a new study, humans may be fueling a global warming by breathing. in response, one high level washington official said, well i guess that means i'm off the hook. this week, a delaware man was arrested for drunk driving after crashing his car into
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president biden's motorcade. the first thing joe did was ask the secret service if the president was okay. luckily, after the accident, the president regained unconsciousness. that is funny. oh, no, no, no. i don't need to fish for your applause. jussie smollett was spotted in public this week reading matthew perry's addiction memoir smile and is now planning his own memoir titled matthew perry me. oh,. >> oh. oh. i could get a joke out of did you? the new aquaman movie opens in theaters today. customers are told not to eat a half hour before watching. oh, wow. wow, wow.
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get on the phone. yes. turn that was just that. that was like, oh, it's 20 minutes. that's reverse. the detroit pistons have now lost 25 straight basketball games. >> what's a straight basketball game? ask the wnba. i don't know what that means. >> a new dating study revealed the number one turnoff for straight women is men who identify as maga. >> republicans and the number one turnoff for straight men. >> and that is correct. every year. yeah. yes. researchers say barbie lacks diversity. for example, there are no visibly disabled barbies. oh, yeah, says ken. i was born without a . i mean, that's disability when
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you think about it. scientists in alaska claim they had 20 minute conversation with a whale. apparently, its first words were. up next on the view, commuters in the california bay area have been puzzled for months over a lingering, rotting corpse smell on certain trains by transit. officials say it's nothing to be concerned about now that they've pinpointed the source. >> wow. >> scientists say you should sleep naked even when it's cold out as it's better for your body. you also says should sleep naked. >> your neighbor, frank. right. all right. i have a neighbor named franklin. megan rapinoe is calls playing on the u.s. soccer women's
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soccer team the worst job in the world? oh, i know. that's news to brian kilmeade, the intern. why nasser streamed a video of a cat back to earth from nearly 19 million miles away. it's part of a project to develop a lunar rover that can watch you take it. that's my favorite because that's what cats do. video of a democrat aide was online of him having in one of the capitals meeting rooms. it's the first time someone on capitol hill willingly up their seat. a hospital workers went viral after she received a baked potato as her christmas bonus. >> it's a christmas miracle, said one man.
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that really. >> and finally this week, a baby elephant was born at walt disney world. weighing in at £218, beating the previous record. now to the news. the washington strains to blame trump for injured brains. >> wapo just published another ridiculous article desperately to link trump to something evil. this time, violence and injuries in youth football. which is ironic because if anyone is on steroids, it's their owner, jeff bezos. >> wapo suggests trump's to blame for your kid's football injury because of the politicized politicalization of the concussion crisis and how it's forging deeper divisions between those who support youth football and those who don't. i got to say, if they can pull that out of their, they should
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really be drug mules, says one lib egghead. quote, there seems to be a very possibility that who your dad voted for could influence risk for a very serious ailment or injury. >> yeah, that's right. suddenly liberals are worried about damage. wapo also discovered that students in states that went for trump in 2020 played high school football higher rates than in states that voted for joe biden. >> the point being, i guess if a high school football player, his father voted for trump, he is more likely to get hurt because conservative parents don't give a about their safety. yeah, remind me to check back on that in a few years, when those caring liberals are confronted by sons, they neutered with chemicals and repeat viewings of the gilmore girls. but i get the point. vote for biden.
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your kid won't get a football injury. yeah, but he might be stabbed by a twice deported murderer or forced to take a vaccine that explodes heart. >> so in conclusion, conservative families were more likely to have sons who play tackle football, which means a liberal families were more likely to have sons on girls swim teams. after all, your son's place isn't on the gridiron. >> it's in the girls locker room where he's tucking more than just a football. yeah, that's disgusting. i know. >> so, kennedy, this is. this is. and it's not just an example of going after trump. it's. it's suggesting that by you supporting trump, you're complicit in even harming family. >> yeah, but it also states we have all agreed that football is horrible and you will get injured and you will you will be concussed. and therefore, it's an awful game because we the liberal
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elite have decided that and that's not necessarily the case. there are a lot of kids who play football because they love the sport. they hope to go on to college. you can make money playing college and football now like we never had so much excitement about the transfer portal. and because of the nil and the big decision surrounding that, kids might actually make money than if they go pro. but they're also they're infantilizing black and latino kids who want to go play football like, oh can you believe it? now there there are more hispanic kids than ever. football. it's like, well, good for them. yeah, maybe their parents did what serena, vanessa's dad, did. where are the guys making all the money? oh, football. i'm going to go ahead and have my son start that in high school, and maybe that will lead to a career and some money down the road. >> hmm. good point, vince. i think you could do if you were a fair mediator, you could apply same logic to any of a biden supporter or a biden voter. >> you're more likely to abort a baby. you're more likely euthanize
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a relative. >> you're more likely to burn down a business. >> but -- but that's the thing about the sea. and really, kennedy set it up. it's football's american. it's part of our american fiber right now. anything that's american, let's trash it. yeah, that's what we want to do. we want to break everything down. i mean, super bowl sunday is winter's 4th of july. >> mm-hmm. and the other thing that kenny brought up and the article brings up is that it talks about disadvantaged kids gravitating towards while disadvantaged kids are gravitating towards who is a country club black guy. and all of the rich people are gravitating towards democrats, then isn't that really the problem? then maybe democrats instead of screaming at the problem should be trying to fix the problem and try to figure out why aren't these disadvantage kids looking at us and they're looking at a guy like donald trump? yeah. so fix your problem. don't scream at your problem. exactly. you know, morgan, it seems to me that it's it's just another example of what's going to happen for the next year. anything related to trump
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is going to be deemed destructive. >> like you, for example. i it's true. i was a spokesperson. think it's like it still gets to me. i mean it's been since 2015 and the extent that he still lives rent free and people's heads like this is important article right. because there are concussions in football. but the think at the washington post, they sat around and thought, i have a great angle to concussions with kids. trump i live in nashville and like people are doing their thing. they're not around obsessively talking about joe biden every time you have dinner, but i do have a theory on this, too, sort of similar to what you guys were. i think that liberals don't like they don't like to define genders, right. they don't like things that are male, things that are that are female. everything is fluid according to them. and football is like very i mean, i'm not the resident football expert at fox, but it's very machismo. >> it's very male. it's a very type-a and what i am expert on is you said game
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pageants because that was missouri's interest. and so even something like that very feminine like fits the stereotype. so anything that fits a stereotype of male or female to them is bad and meeting bad must be trump's fault. >> that's a really good point. this could just be about gender. what say you, titus? you played a lot of ball. >> yeah. you know what he did you know. yeah. you know what? oh i don't know what it was was the 50s when they stopped allowing you to punch people in the face. >> yes. 1953. i think we need to bring that back. applauding violence. this is my kind of audience. yeah, it's my my audience, too. thanks for coming saying that. oh, it it. this is the echo chamber. mm-hmm. because nobody who's kids plays any competitive sports gives about what they're talking about. >> yeah, because if you play baseball, you get hit the head with the ball, right?
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>> if you walk fast to the kitchen on a saturday morning with sleep in your eye, you could fall and bust your nose open. this is the bulldozer parents. these are the kids that i want to raise sons to sitting down so they can sit. they wait. what's wrong with that? you did it for medical purposes . that's true. that you lost the lawsuit trying to get toilets dropped three feet to the floor. get it? we even got a little toddler foot for you. i know the squatty, but we wanted him to feel like a big man. so we said, listen, i told him all the guys sit down when they peak. yeah, that's new thing. just don't tell anybody. i told you. but the point is, is that they say these things because they can't fathom seeing more trump like men coming this world. guys who are willing to take risks get beat, say the wrong thing, be men. >> it's anti. we went through the whole thing where they want to steal our women away. we had a devin mulvaney's
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in woman face and now it's, oh my god, if you don't do something to stop these boys from playing sports, they keep them out of jail, keep they learn things like discipline, respect and even if it doesn't lead to a career in football, it keeps them in school, gives them opportunities for college, helps them to understand what a hard day's work is. there's tougher in the summertime than having £45 of plaster. it gone with the old guy blowing the whistle, telling you to more gas. and gas is not hurting the environment. it's when you run up and down 100 yards back and forth. it builds character, it builds. but also guys go into the military from there. so they're against everything. it is the very fabric of what it is to be an american man. and so on behalf of all of whatever you call your local and let's reinstate the punch in the face. >> yeah. when i was a kid, everything gave us concussions riding
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bikes, playing in parks, parents, everything. yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. you are best friends. unless you can trust each other. >> that's it. word you can't spell concussed without us. i thought you were going to say us. i was too. but then i just went u s, which makes you. yes. all right. up next, drivers couldn't resist spreading cheer with their fists. >> go. >> gutfeld holiday memories. >> i remember that one christmas with those specially decorated festive. and then i got nominated to be the one to tell greg. >> that is why i was down. >> gutfeld holiday memories,
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it's not just possible, it's happening. some tiny lives today. visit best friend's dawgs kittens. >> and it's coming way. hey. hey, hey, hey. holiday bells were ringing, so they came out their season's greetings. roadside beatings. our video of the day comes in the form of a massive brawl on a long island highway that involved an overturned truck, some wooden sticks and a of punching. no word if they were fighting over the conflict in the middle east or whether taylor swift is truly in love. travis kelce. i'm not so sure. but apparently all knew each other, which is how it is in long island, right now. i don't know much about fights, but luckily i know guy friday
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night fights, hash pirates. take it away. thank you, greg. i'm here live now, getting ready to call this fight down the line. let's get it up on the screen. i believe are going join the action already in progress. all right. here we have what appears to be an upside down car magnified by two guys who are already out of shape. already tired. he has the stick. he's not quite using his left eye. here comes the guy. here comes referee. no outside interference. here we go. two more guys are scared of contact. all right. he's got the stick. he looks like he's in a piano contest because he can't see these swinging sticks. what is this, a car? it's a clown car. there's another guy coming out of it. how many guys who come out of there? oh, it's uneven. we got three on five. no, one up. he swung, hit his friend, and the other guys got into a trade. and then what is this, a magic show? another guy. magic leap here. everybody's running around, but nobody's hitting. and then those four on the other side of traffic, it's the middle of the day, but apparently it's a full moon . just muffins off everywhere for everyone to try to get
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all excited coming to a complete stop. 47 punches thrown, none landed, but more half than a donkey. first of all, for everybody. where is somebody to run here, pull these pants off. this is this is more crack at a hunter biden birthday party. this may be his greatest, worst fight in the history sports. i can't take it anymore. back to you, greg. my jaw died, guys, to be all right. i'm going to go to somebody who gets in a lot of fights. morgan. i could find better than that. pathetic. do you. are you in the military? i am. did you? i mean, so i was watching jack reacher, and it's like it drives me crazy. same thing that, like, the women that are in the military fight, they're like enemy fighters. >> they weigh £110 and they're beaten up. bikers. >> do you have are you can you. can you fight? no, i.
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i was hired for my brain, not my. no, i can't. i'd be in trouble. yeah. i mean, although i could fight better than those guys. like me, that was like that just made white men everywhere look bad, you know? i mean, that really pathetic. and also, i think that video is an example of why women live longer. and that was really stupid. i would have at least gotten my heel out, right? kennedy we have a good stiletto and beat someone with the stiletto. >> at least maybe i'm wrong, but i think they were two kids still in the car, strapped in car seats on one side or the one in the back, which i know and i'm sure they got in the car. >> so don't tell your mother. yeah. yeah. vince, you're a judge. you're a judge. i was a joke. you were a judge. but have you ever been involved in a brawl? >> unfortunately, i have. i'm italian, and every year, christmas eve, we play board games. yeah, we do a brawl every year. so, yeah, we make that look like the ball pit at chucky cheese in my family during
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a pictionary game. you don't know my grandmother. a can't draw and year she's on my team so it gets ugly it gets ugly. yeah we have the same grandma. yeah, yeah. >> well, they were all related candy, which is interesting. so maybe they were all driving to the same place. i mean, it's a very stressful time of year, obviously. >> yes, they were going to vince's house to bury. they knew it wasn't going to end well. they figured if they just beat the out of each other before they got there, they could save themselves. probably a little bit more pain and suffering down the road. who are you so at this point, that's what i was thinking, because i know three of them were arrested. yeah. and also, you know, tyra did a masterful job calling play by play. but, you know, if cops are looking at this, who you decide how and how do you decide whether who to charge whoever showed the most . but i think you could get for indecent exposure. i mean, they almost get the
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sympathy vote. yeah. where do they get sticks? what happened? i don't know. i was wondering who i was. like, were they working for california closet? like the crossbar shirt, closets? i couldn't quite figure that out. and the ball pit male strip club. i went to investigate that. very fun. yeah, please. what's the best advice for someone in a brawl? because when you focus on one guy, somebody could come in from the side. >> i'm glad you asked this. >> so what normally happens now? when i was bouncing clubs at one time, i got jumped by five guys and when they came to battle, i think it was over you actually. and i always made one rule. it's five guys. you're probably not going to win. pick one guy out and just go all out. yeah. luckily for me, the first guy i hit exploded. so the other four had already committed to the weapon and i took my time with each one of
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them. yeah. so i got lucky in that case. but you always just one guy is going to have a really bad day. but road rage is funny because you're old. the road rage stops in the car and the real you shows up when you get out the car. i was living in tampa driving my truck and we have a lot of critters that cross the road . this turtle was crossing the road. i stopped my truck, put the hazards on, went around as i bent down to pick him up. a car behind me beat and was beeping and i heard the guy, get the with. >> oh my god. and i turned to him. i was like, what his wife. you are. you got to do something. hey,, shut didn't care. get in the car. sorry about this. so sorry about this, but get in the car and have. >> they're driving by. she's, like, in shock. and he looks at you like. have a nice day. so, you know. there you go. that was it. that was educational. true story. yeah. our turtle was safely placed in a parking by name.
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primate pop puzzle, they did what any self-respecting team of specialists would do. get maury povich to announce the results. roll it. now. we want to thank the denver zoo for everything they but this is really important when it comes to the orangutan, four month old cisco barone. >> you are the father. >> needless to say, this was a huge relief for hunter biden. ha ha ha ha. saves on another christmas stocking. oh, yeah. but when the male orangutan virani was old, he was the dad. using sign language, he replied, good luck, child support, fed. i think the big news here is that maury povich is alive.
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yeah. who just saw that coming right now? ,,. i would have done this bed completely different. i would have actually had like a tiger, a panda bear, the zoo keeper, and then the orangutan all on at the same time. >> yes. so this way they're all looking at each other. the panda bears like him, not mine. it's chinese panda bears. right. and then when you finally announce it, then the orangutan, even, you know, he finds out he's a little upset because he's like another suspect at the zookeeper. but the tiger, too. i mean, it all just pictures getting around. we got to control the situation here. and it's, you know, uh, candy, should we be teaching apes about contraceptives and can we blame this on joe biden? if you're asking if you're asking about hunter biden as vp, then yes, you're talking about a christmas stocking. >> i was thinking, please wear one for the sake of everyone else you might engage with.
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wear five, you know, just just to protect the herd, ultimately. yeah. i hope this is a little bit naughty and it reminded me when kat and i were on safari in south africa, did you guys go to africa? we did. we saw a theme. a beautiful female leopard. the ranger was like interesting story about her. she mates with a male leopard and his son. oh, wow. and so it was like, salacious. so we're driving down the road when we see the leopard, the ranger goes, that's the dad in the trouble and cap leans over the sir, sir, how does it feel knowing that your son is screwing your mistress? i speak for fathers everywhere. i'd say i'm proud of the whole genre leopard that actually has that type. tyreese was this at any way creepy? >> only that it reminded me of certain of my life i hey,
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you big gorilla, you're the father. terrible. same look. both of them had the same look . i had just kind of like. but don't, don't get any me. is it possible that maury povich i tried it? >> all the possibilities. it still was me. >> dna things pretty accurate. and do you think he stumbled into a new gimmick? >> i mean, this could revitalizes career or get him killed. >> because i'm telling you right now that because of miles, king kong got nothing on me. so i'll be at the top of my house. and what's left of his corpse. morgan how do you feel about orangutans being born out of wedlock? i'm clearly very against it. i what i loved about this is it reminded me of my childhood. i was a very, very sheltered child. i know this is shocking to you, but i like your dad.
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is an orangutan got a bad experience with a raccoon. i used to. i used to when i was sick and no one was at home. and you got stay home. i would watch maury povich and jerry springer. and i learned so much about the from watching those two shows. so i don't know why, but it was kind of cathartic. >> me. but to be clear, nothing happened with an orangutan. i mean, not like, not since i gave up tequila. i have ran things never have anything of assaulted julia roberts. remember that? she did that charity thing in borneo and show with the i got to give him a banana. >> he's like, i'm not really looking for a banana. i mean, would you remember that? oh, it's so great. yes. yeah, there's a lot of action. that zoo. exactly. it's like the capitol building. yeah. i wonder that. all right, we got to move out. coming up, we're tasked with answering questions you ask. this is your season to smile with new dentures, aspen dental to raise a toast and gather together to wrap up the fun
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yeah, mailing it in. all right. ohio license asks what kind of name that. what awesome christmas present did you really want as a kid and what did you get instead? >> more again, i was in love with the little mermaid and i wanted a little mermaid bed and my mom would not get it for me. and i remember that year i got like a bunch of clothes, which i would have appreciated now, but i was like nine and i really wanted a little mermaid bed. >> yeah, i know. i survived. you can have mine. that's gross. >> kennedy. hmm. i wanted the snow cone machine. so did i. that so badly with the flavor and. >> oh, my god, why double? what was the reason for not getting it? if it was, it was too fun. yeah, i guess. yeah, it would have brought too much joy into the house. i would have never been so badly. it's just ice. mom and dad, r.i.p.. but i. it was just i up on it.
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that's all i wanted. that's all i want. god, i just thought of that. i got to take a spell. maybe that's why i turned out this way. i didn't get the slushy. you got to speak and spell loser. what was that thing? etch a sketch. yeah. oh, yeah, that was terrible,. i wanted an atari, and i wound up getting something called an odyssey to playstation, which was like the poor man's version of an atari. so everyone's playing pac-man or whatever, and people are don't get, like, the correlation. it's like, you know, when you buy polo, you go to marshall's, and it's like, no, you know, it's on a horse. it's like a guy just riding donkey. so i had i had the poor version of atari and nobody wanted to come to my house. so i just play against the computer. >> well, yeah, that is sad. tyrus oh, i. >> dad. oh. oh, there was no maury povich
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under my star. i just didn't quite fit. oh, you thought i wasn't going to ruin it. he ain't grabbing for you, tim . all right. alan astonished, asks if hunter biden was on your christmas present list. >> hmm. what would you buy for him? you could just do the same answer, titus. no, no, i want to. i want if he's going to be at my house when i have a good time, i'm going to get crack. yeah, i'm going get him a ton of crack and a laptop and just sit back and enjoy the dvd and then bring my children around and be like, that could be your dad for the next time i tell you to do. do you want to go with hunter? you want to go with hunter kennedy? i would get him a restraining order and a black light. oh, that's nice. yeah. >> ooh, yeah.
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could you imagine that thing would light up like a studio 54 disco. >> that would be your christmas tree. literally, it'd be all different colors, i think would be rotating. it would be like a lot of them exploded on. >> and i get him one of those ancestry or 23 of me kids. this way he can stop dating family members. he actually knows whose part of the trade. morgan you know, i'm going to help him with the one thing that he's good at and get him some paintbrushes. oh, nice. >> you're such a thoughtful i was going to say, i get everybody in his family, hazmat suits. >> those are those. okay. never mind, let's just all pitch in and get him crack and so much fun. yeah talk about a white christmas. we all jobs in china if we play our cards right here. all right we got time for one more. wilbur there asks, what movie did you when you were younger that caused a real life long, real lifelong phobia.
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>> oh, i never went camping after deliverance and i hated all those good guy, hated banjos. just i heard banjo music. i went under the bed. what about you, morgan? where you stand any. i hate it. clowns. what's it? everybody hates clowns. >> it is. it was the scary movies that the name of it was. maybe i think so, yeah. that freaked me out. i was freaked out. really? yeah. >> i think people would just blame clowns bands because it's easy. i like clowns. yes. yeah. they bring joy to kids and little. yeah, they scared the hell out of kids. >> yes, because those were the movies that got it was horror movies with little kids in them. oh, yeah. every scary movie has a little kid in it. >> yeah, like, even like the six they have. >> yeah. scary movies with twins. and they're always singing la la. >> yeah. horror movies with little kids singing. >> it's why i never had kids. there was always scary movie.
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you should have watched a lot more horror movies. well, i just never planned on keeping up. yeah. >> some of those like the sixth sense. you come home, you go to sit in chair. don't sit there dead. grandpa's there. yeah, i see dead people. yeah, i see forest. the parents worry about that. i need that in my life. kennedy the exorcist. oh yeah. i mean, like it's soon as i heard that far and away i still this day. i can't think about it. i can't watch it. i will watch that movie. >> i don't want my children to watch. what an amazing film it was. >> and it's an incredible film. way to effect it. i met linda blair. >> oh, did you she throw up on you? she did, but she was offended by my outfit. i think that's right. yeah. has done little kid tyrus the empire strikes back. >> why? because luke's dad found him in a galaxy far, far away. >> and mine was one city over
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at that. oh, i feel bad laughing. that is a good point. laughs that's a great. i am the father. what's his dad found? >> oh, my mom just said, just keep watching the movie. i guess. i think i should go. i think. i think the exorcist was that for me i was going to say deliverance, but i'm going to go with the exorcist. >> they should combine both movies. oh, god. what was the movie? >> they ate all the people. soylent green. oh, where he was like, in the in the closet, not the closet glass box. and he ate everybody's silence of the lambs. oh, that. i didn't like that. there should be a game show. what? morgan's trying to describe blazing saddles with this thing. i had this other thing. i don't where it's going now. all right, we got to move on. up next, they want plastic toy icon to put a medical mask on streaming exclusively on fox nation. everyone is coming tonight.
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and if have surgery. >> i've only needed one, but for surgery, women all the way. >> but the barbies, like, of course, they white hair. i wear high heels. it's like aspiration no one's like, aspiring to be ugly. >> i think all female doctors should wear high heels. clip that, please. kennedy ha ha ha ha. they're pushing for more diverse and so that they could like be like sports medicine, barbie surgery. barbie, what do you think? i think that doctors have way too much time on their hands. i blame obamacare. health care providers are worried about you need to go back to work. you need to treat sick people. you need to stop worrying about blond dolls of giant cans . i think if i only could. what? what do you think? she also said, i understand their gut feeling. we need a question because we're on the same wavelength. you're going to agree with what i'm about to say? yes. if i was working for barbie, i would give bud light and target a call right now
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