first and foremost report have the right leaders at the right time, are forced washington of war, president george washington of peace and that's why i'm a motion all over this great country for him, the best known washington monument when america was part of it 100 years later, we can put us back together combined with douglas to make sure we always stayed together in the past hour you've seen, i hope, 26 president teddy roosevelt combined with booker t. washington to pick up where lincoln and douglas f. who's going to be the one for this moment at this time in american history move this great country forward? one thing for certain, who will be on the lookout ready to bring it to you. thank you watching teddy and booker t, i am brian kilmeade. ♪

this is fox news saturday night. ♪ on right, this one's for the kids. 'twas the night before christmas when all through the white ho house, not a creature was sleeping because under was fast. no stockings were hung by the chimney with care because biden's new grandkids gets mentioned nowhere. stories of stairs in his bed after dying all day and sniffing kids heads with kamala and her kerchief and jill and her kat, both running the country in both full of crap. went just after 12:00 o'clock, there arose such a clatter, joe sprang from his bed just to do his bladder. right to the window came to flash, a giant brown bag of ukrainian cash. joe's lamp shined a light on the fresh white house snow or was

that cocaine? it's so hard to know. when the wandering eye should appear, to german shepherds he thought were reindeer. joe was sure it was santa, also known as saint nick so he put out cookies and poured milk really quick. with guards by his door and family nearby, joe took 10% for the big guy. he watched for us like flying in like a missile but nothing landed when joe let out a whistle. the guards heard him mclean is joe shot out his life, happy easter to all and to all a good night. okay, who's the poetry portion of tonight's show because the biden's or the only family in headlines this christmas. check this out, a kentucky man found in all living his christmas tree this week. >> the owl was sitting on a

lower limb and crawled into the tree further and took me several minutes to even find. >> even weirder he told his wife and sister to come see it, only one woman showed up, jimmy. we shouldn't be surprised kentucky founder i will in a christmas tree, the same state that found a turtle in the senate. the texas woman found a possum living in her christmas tree after she heard the thing she's. >> i am literally freaking out right now i have no idea how the possum got in the house and opened my tree and i'm trying to get him out but it will not let me and i don't know what to do. >> likely she was able to catch it using chocolate covered bear trap she bought buggies. if you didn't get the joke, you've never shot of the greatest show on the earth, also known as buggies. the only place you can buy a launcher and a grenade launcher in the same file. santa on long island, this dog

was fired from his job after reportedly making anti-semitic comments about the conflict in gaza. the bad news is he's no longer getting paid to play state that because he bashed jewish people, the good news got a job offer from harvard. >> this is difficult work and i know is not always gotten it right. >> a djokovic santos after the number of men playing father christmas plummeted in the past years. definitely he only wants underaged kids on his lamp is print enter. don't you just judge me for not joe, he hung out with epstein, not me. i kid but it's worth mentioning that. santa society also facing a shortage of santos this season. apparently big shot table news follow jackets. meanwhile, a real shortish because now that society is banning bullying, rudolph was no longer motivated to guide this like choosing to wander up with

a shiny red nose during the height of hunting season. >> the world looks a lot more complicated and dangerous when they were snug and. >> you must see a knows, quick. >> i kid. ralph was not shot by a hunter in new after watching. this monologue is getting dark. okay, fine but before i go, i'd be remiss if i didn't give the weather update for the state of california expected to get massive brainstorm this christmas. so bad, newsom urging californians to go poop indoors. since we opened by the white house, we will end with the white house where mariah carey visited the over office this week. here is a holiday fun fact, the only thing that repeats more

often than all i want for christmas is you is kamala harris. >> you need to get to go and be able to get you need to go. >> significance of the passage of time so when you think about it, there's great significance to the passage of time. >> if you are wondering, the first white house christmas party took place in december of 1800 and it was by resident john adams and abigail adams it wasn't until 1889 the first christmas tree appeared in the white house during the harrison administration. benjamin harrison was a first president to put a tree in the white house and bill clinton was the first president to put a cigar in. what i'm trying to say is merry christmas to you and yours and don't go anywhere because we've got a fantastic show tonight on this dismissed eve eve. coming up, game night and we are testing christmas 300 with chris this season, best fox news carol are of 2023 but first, which fox

news personality withdrawal the best christmas party? ♪ >> you say jesse? >> jesse watters. >> watters is trending hi. >> judge jeanine. >> the five ranking very high. >> you do. >> you heard that, jimmy failla, which fox news personality you think would throw the best christmas party? >> jimmy. >> take that, horse. >> i know it's not hannity. [laughter] >> that's the only one i was invited to. >> the truth is, i stroked the best christmas party but there's no cameras allowed, trust me. it's for your own good. ♪

♪ hey girl. we've all done it and if you haven't, you are lying. controversial practice of regifting, take the present committee gave you and giving it to somebody else. maybe because you don't like it or maybe you just or cheap or lazy hit the streets to find out what people think. watch.

where does ainsley weigh in on regifting? >> that's a tough one. i have a closet with gifts it is there something i would probably not use even though i'm grateful for it, you put a sticky note on input who gave it to you because you don't want to regift it back to that person. >> let's good, if you are going to regift, how to have a good memory. [laughter] >> i give presents i love. >> you are easy to buy for? >> easy to buy for. merry christmas. >> where does janice dean weigh in on regifting? >> i'm all about regifting. i just got a pair of headphones as a gift representing more, attorney-in-fact and under the tree. >> long gone. you want to know why i agree with you? because christmas is about making people happy. the person who gave you the gift

wanted to spread joy didn't you pick up the mission. >> and also i don't want to look weird with big headphones and my husband doesn't care what he looks like. [laughter] >> there you have it, forecast calls for a high chance of regifting. >> and it's all about saving money so i didn't throw away, i give it to somebody i love. just don't tell him. [laughter] >> to the people of alabama regift? if somebody gives you a gift, it not ideal. you give it to somebody else? i'm here with the man of the hour on christmas. you give a lot of gifts but where do santa way and on regifting? >> we do a lot. [laughter] >> missus clause told me love us because have taste on gives so we get something for mama and

regift. >> either way, is regifting ever acceptable? on the penultimate, democratic pollster and cohost of the five. jessica is here and the crowd goes wild. tv personality, emily austin here as well, thank you all for coming in, this is christmas we weekend. do you regift? >> i do but i try to do it either as inconsequential once and i don't mean it to diminish candle givers amongst us. [laughter] i love candles but if you get a kindle like a three quick one, that $78, i'm keeping that because even though the amount of money never breaks or makes your life but it feels like so much when you have to go do it

and kid stuff, i regift because you get double all the time, a 2-year-old is like this is my favorite blah blah blah and you usually have it so you can regift it. >> they don't care. >> elmo on it, every thing is fine. >> have experienced the regifting situation where we got the kids stuff from my family and cousin, uncle, whatever we bring it to the other kids to regift and got caught like oh yeah, we gave you that for your kids last year. >> thank you. >> you raise a point. who is the bigger a whole, regift or the person who blows christmas up by calling them out? they clearly just wanted to give you a gift, they don't want a problem. >> i don't blame the regift or. it's about give and get and nicer -- i'm joking. i don't know. i would only regift if it's anything but food, i love receiving food like cupcakes and

sweets, chocolate pretzels wrapped up. >> are you the weirdo who eats the fruitcake? >> i eat it everything, if it's kosher, it's in my mouth. [laughter] i will eat that, anything else though -- >> i think older people. secret santa. >> to specifically answer, people with more than one bathroom in the home. [laughter] let me throw this out you, i did do research for this segment, no one can tell from watching but in good housekeeping they said this, apparently is an epidemic of confronting people on regifting, good housekeeping have a guy that said tread lightly if questioned on the regift. our people that invested in gift card and its origins? you really have to adopt the posture? >> was so bad about it? i own it, the same way i own the cash in my bank account so what is the difference?

i would love to go to ainsley's pantry of gifts, all the nice stickies on it. >> electronics i got those had, i'm not giving goes away, i can't believe she wanted to, it's a really nice gift. >> have you ever got a gift from somebody who makes the question what kind of vibe all. [laughter] >> you have to consider who is coming from, sometimes they are not in the right that who you actually hang out with. >> it could be a commentary on the gift or, not receiver. >> yes. >> i'm going to rethink the time she got me the blowup doll from our anniversary. >> there might be a message there. >> exactly what you think. >> they are giving you a gift.

>> the thing is, you should be happy. >> i think you can take offense, i got a scale for my 16th birthday. [laughter] >> here's the thing, you get offended, my wife asked for the scale and she said it will keep me on track. >> it's under the tree. >> programs to your bones. >> i want to correct you. >> she said it will help me stay on track and keep me accou accountable. >> you can't give her ever everything. >> it's a double edged sword, if you say no, he don't give her what she wants and if you say yes, i'll take the blame if her diet goes wrong. [laughter] >> is at the one that has the bar -- >> i have all of these extra is $8 and when you go on the site, they have everything. my house is basically advil and diverse now as i got the scale and you can do your bmi and

everything. >> why am i raising my hands though? >> quickly turning into an article on fitness. excuse me, fitness 2023, i do want to get us in trouble. don't go anywhere, coming up, forget the hits. worst christmas songs of all times plus are you traveling for the holidays? i got a list of the worst highways in america, stay tuned. ♪

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♪ there you are. welcome back to fox news saturday night. are you sick of the christmas music get back some might say the worst song is all i want for christmas is you is impossible to get away from this song this time of year. will say that in english. others might say is mother got rain gear run over. was the worst christmas your work? the panel is back in the crowd losing it, please stay seated. i'll jump right in. the christmas shoes, are you familiar with the christmas she was? not only the worst christmas but the worst song of all time. let me let you rent.

it's a song about a little boy who want to buy shoes for his terminally ill mother was about to die and he wants her to have nice shoes on when she's gone. stick with me. the song is like you could potentially make a salad song but why is a sad? for two reasons. one, obviously the mom is dying, bummer but the kid is going to have a hard life because he's bad with money. [laughter] if you buy shoes for a woman who has 30 minutes to live, that's bad accounting, is it not? >> financially responsible. >> a future in congress with that reckless spending is what i'm trying to say, the worst song of all time. people say grandma got run over by a reindeer. christmas songs never try to have fun until that song, it was hokey and jokey and i think that's why we like it, up until then, you could pretend to speak spanish and seemed fairly snotty.but that's all we have.

>> i like it, i think it is fantastic. >> i like that one, two. >> do you want to know why? it was written in 1958 and don't you take joy knowing on nantucket acid in 1950 around the holidays? you know what we got to do? i love that song and don't like all i want for christmas is my two front teeth. >> oh yeah. >> it's annoying and i think it's reflective of poor quality of education in this country and dental hygiene because santa first of all, that's not how you get teeth, you grow teeth, maybe the tooth fairy brings them but to put it on santa, who by the way is self-employed so he doesn't have dental and with all the presents he has to deliver in the world, he has to now find teeth somewhere in the middle of town, a kid is selfish, i don't like that one. where do we way and? mariah, legally have to say you like it but you also have to say

you are sick of it. >> i think you can just be happy for her, i just think it is great weather i like the song or not, it depends on the year. some years i'm totally fine and some years on like this is annoying but her staying power through the song and you think about how long we've known mariah mark we have listened to mariah and she looks better than ever. >> better than ever, when she performs, she doesn't move. >> when she performed, she did not perform. >> she's now like chucky cheese and medtronic mariah carey but she's making the money. in my house, christmas is about eating and drinking like 14th century warlord. apparently eating and drinking is slowly killing me. we americans snack so much, is the equivalent of a meal a meal. day. a single light of been stricken

causes more liver damage than a few drinks a week. a stacking and drinking makes me happy, why should i give it up? what killjoy with the study the week of christmas like this is the study for january 2 or january 3. >> to keep you and your resolution. >> this is indulgent month for sure. >> isn't this like the mardi gras and lecturing you about making out in the street? that's all we are doing. [laughter] so thank you. >> i agree with the fact that snacking if you are trying -- i come from the health and fitness world, if you tried to be circle and dine, stacking can kill you and even more so, condiments. >> is that true because they creep in sauces? >> they add up. >> salad dressing. >> i might get out of here with this. >> it's horrible. my first diet, why am i not losing weight? your salad is more fattening

than three slices of pizza. >> certain words are misleading, snack packs have calories. >> it's granola, literally snickers bar chopped up and add more to it. >> as an adult now i will acknowledge, are you snacking tonight or eating dinner? some are like i just want popcorn. it's like girl dinner. >> hr could replay. >> display of oranges. >> maybe. >> i respect that and the hottest thing a woman can do is eat. guys want to be around girls that eat. [laughter] >> you know want to be with the girl whose like i was on tik tok last thursday. >> much older than emily i remember the shift that hap happened, elder millennial you are supposed to be -- if you were caught, you had arrows and

your clothes were hanging off and it shifted. i see women out to dinner with men and i was like i missed my time. [laughter] >> you are right though. >> i feel it is shifting back a little bit which i'm not about. maybe like kardashian. >> we've all been there a month a trend that did exist in the 90s where you had to be 9 pounds -- it's annoying have you gone to the gym and saw the girl on the treadmill doing 90? what is your goal, evaporate? your dad will never love you. i'm sorry if that happened to some people. this time of year is also the busiest time to travel. if you plan to hit the road this holiday season, beware of the worst highways in america. the top three are in california according to a study by volvo cars. america's most hated highways on

the 101, i-5 and 405 in the golden state the drivers are frustrated in pennsylvania, new jersey and illinois so what is worse? sitting in traffic or delay at the airport? let's start here because l.a. you get both sitting in traffic and there is pro- hamas protest when you get to the airport so need a but the question we are trying to ask traffic worse than psychosis? l.a. is not psychotic drivers, it's just infuriating but new jersey is psychotic. >> i don't know how it's not on the list, was complaining, is the scariest place on earth. >> strong i would. >> i've become a raging monster psychopath, we have a joke, don't call each other. if you have is the only in

america where you can see somebody hiding me a call. customer to be. >> i suffer from crohn's disease stress is a big thing in my life, i refuse to drive to new york city between rush-hour because it's bad for my health, not just -- one 100%, i will cancel has to deal with reality is a form of new york city cabdriver and a future one with joe, my favorite thing in the world, to people using the guy clearly driving in your the first time but the guy i love to see driving in new york for the last time. never doing it again telling the woman i wanted to take the train, my favorite thing in the world. if you have a traffic meltdown, road rage? >> on one of the highways on i 76 pennsylvania, i went to

college outside of philly and we would come into billy for a night out and it's small in certain places, only two lanes and people are going, they've got to get to the mall or where ever and i have totally flipped out and i refuse to miss an exit so i can't like this in my girlfriend, no one else drive, i had a stick shift, i was the only one who could drive and they voted me off the island. [laughter] >> i will tell you pound for pound, i was in 40 cities last year doing standup, the worst place i drove was arizona because arizona has wide highways but no rhythm to the road, the right length could be doing 90, the left lane could be doing 20 and it's something they told me at the rental car, you have to take insurance by law because you're the only one of the road to has it so i consider

arizona probably the worst place i drove on the road. new york is the worst all around driving the. >> i think massachusetts remarked you want to know why? new york is the only city in the world where bank robbers flee on foot because it's faster. you never turn on the news and see a high-speed bank on the run. >> i admire those guys, they can weave in and out of traffic. >> do you know how hard it is to bob in and out of three lanes? it's not easy. all right, it is game night and we are testing your history with quiz this season, find out how much you really know about the most wonderful time of the year next. ♪

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there it is, welcome back to fox news saturday night, christmas eve eve addition. is it really the holidays without from the competition? we decided to put the panel to the test, the winner is last year's fruitcake. time to play with the season and animation. look at the animation. we clearly don't have a big budget for the show judging by the wardrobe but the animation. are you ready to get quizzical? >> i didn't study. christmas classic movie miracle on 34th street based on which real life retailer? macy's, bloomingdale's, only fans. >> steve harvey, what are we doing? >> is not family feuding. i was going to ask one of the time. >> i think everyone knew that one. >> the scope one at a time. where are the mccalla chris going to christmas when they leave their son kevin, london, paris, we have.

>> paris. >> game tied at one. which modern-day country for saint nicholas borden? turkey, russia or narnia, see? >> turkey. >> she is correct. >> is a novel thing? >> maybe. >> i'm trying. >> which country gave the world eggnog? belgium, england, ecuador. >> a. >> you are incorrect. >> england? >> england for the win. >> i said it out of shock. >> they gave us eggnog, we pay them back with megan markle and they regifted her. [laughter] cubicle, ralphie's little brother's name in a christmas story. >> i don't know. >> randy, rudy, rupaul.

>> randy. >> your first answer was rudy, you are incorrect. a chance to win, what is the best-selling christmas song of all times? all i want for christmas is you find mariah or crosby. bestseller of all time. >> i'm going to go crosby because it feels like the counterfactual but i secretly think it's mariah but i'm still going with a. >> your final answer is crosby. you are correct what country started the tradition of putting up a christmas tree? france, germany, christmas island? >> france. >> you are wrong. >> germany? >> german, the song of tannenbaum which stands for christmas. a chance to close the gap. what was frosty the snowman's

nose made out of? a carrot, button, hunter biden's pipe? >> original was a button. >> jessica, tied it to. a chance to take the lead. what part of the christmas song was written for thanksgiving? is it sleigh ride, jingle bells, winter wonderland, not your turn, bret azor? >> too early for sleigh ride. >> under a minute to tie. >> jingle bells, winter wonderland, jessica says jingle bells of victory goes to the jewish people tis the season, heads back to jerusalem where it all began. >> there is always room at the end for you, jt.

congratulations. an all expense paid trip to chick-fil-a on the sunday of your choice. thank you. coming up, things get personal, they do. my wife jenny and son lincoln are here to talk about our family christmas traditions but first, which candidate here in america you think will throw the best party? >> i think desantis. donald trump. >> how complex. >> he has all the money in the world, hotels. >> possibly, but i think somebody on the right side will do a better job at full service. if i was single, biden but since my wife is here, trump. >> why would it be biden? unit hunter. hunter biden, let's be honest. he chose a good christmas party and its clothing optional from what i've seen on the laptop. ♪

there you go, welcome back to fox news saturday night. a good dad and devoted husband, my next guest coming through for joining me to discuss christmas

traditions they do have, my lovely wife jim jenny and my son we are trying to sell on craigslist. we want to discuss christmas traditions around the world because we don't have one in our house besides making fun of you. we have two pastimes, picking on you and lincoln doing horrible things to us in public. lincoln likes to go into stores and accused of forgetting what? the mark my birthday. >> lincoln people walk around the store, can't believe you forgot my birthday and we had to sit there like terrible parents, what you accuse us of not feeding? >> the dark. [laughter] >> important people do? >> please feed the dog. [laughter] >> a woman gave you like feed the dog, help the get up because you are a monster and the other thing and we love you, he likes to do pranks with his phone so he will famously like if we were watching right now on dvr, he

knows how to take his phone and hijacked your smart tv and put on other content he wants you to see, none of which is suitable for a program like this so we will just keep it moving. [laughter] let's go. we begin in japan my search history, i kid. what a sport. traditional christmas meal in japan is kfc, did you know that, lincoln? >> we were doing trivia and health today and i was one of the questions. >> for real? i've never seen it mentioned on health before. [laughter] is started in 1974, a marketing campaign called kentucky for christmas and it got so popular you have to order it in advance by like a month now. here's a fun fact about your mom when she was pregnant with you, what did she eat everyday? >> mashed potato bull combo. >> that's right came from. >> the baby weight. >> shots fired. can you really call it baby

weight? he's 15. >> i'm going to call it baby weight. >> okay. ancestors from ireland, they have a christmas tradition called drunken fistfights. [laughter] just kidding. you've been to that party, you all have. lincoln, the irish leave a tall red candle in the front window overnight, and welcoming symbol of warmth and shelter for the holiday season. traditional was there an island from vegetables, cranberries, would you eat any of that? >> no. maybe the goose. >> out of all the things? >> i've never had it. >> you are not good about trying stuff, and adventist on tv, everything i've made you try, you've liked. name one thing you haven't. >> i really can't. >> thank you. undefeated. when we showed him full metal jacket, i want to much a movie and then he quoted sgt. don't you dare, lincoln.

here we go. sweden has a tradition called you will go, it dates back to ancient pagan festivals, everybody gathers and worships a goat or as they call it, in hamas, date night. stop it. 1969, a whole new life after someone came up with the idea to build a giant straw coach, this is how ikea started. [laughter] would you go to a goat party? >> yes. to see the spectacle, of course. >> isn't it weird so? >> it is weird, a christmas g goat. [laughter] >> rudolph the red nose goat. [laughter] lincoln, you know how many countries have of on the shelf? >> to 24. it's global, lincoln had enough, what was your dog's name? >> losey. >> fast daddy. he had a reindeer.

>> enter was a dog. >> we are because every one of his characters made it sound like he owed people money. a 3-year-old, you shouldn't have a friend named fast eddie. that, i'm going to play with billy chicago, i wrote if it sounds legit. >> he came up with it, we don't know why. >> you guys lived up to the h hype. the white trash duties, no the family of the white house, waffle house but i think america could admit, a pretty good one, is it not? thank you, i love you both. before anyone realizes not fit to be a family man, let's change tunes. a few of your favorite faces at fox take the my for competitive caroling. holiday recruiters are next only on fox news saturday night. ♪ plac

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♪ ♪ we are back. fox news saturday night. how will you thinking of the lyrics to classic christmas songs? do not worry i won't ruin the spirit of the season by your singing you to sleep. i did get the chance to surprise some of my fox news friends with the christmas curling challenge for the following best songbirds in the biz. christmas curling is a lost art. of those tall guys like me too get lost. i'm in hit the halls to see the best christmas color would be on the mean streets of new york and i brought a couple of my friends to help with the audition. ♪ deck the halls with bells of holly ♪ ♪ tis the season to be jolly ♪ ♪ follow la la law.

♪ we wish you a merry christmas to ♪ ♪ we wish you a merry christmas ♪ we wish you merry christmas ys and a happy new year ♪ ♪ >> good tidings to you from you and your can. good tidings for christmas and happy new year. ♪ o b oh bring us some of vicki putting. drop the mike hammer. merry christmas america ♪ ♪ kirk's top secret due to what i'm saying though? it is going down. ♪ dashing through the snow and a one horse open sleigh ♪ ♪ over the fields we go laughing all the way ♪ ♪ [laughter]

♪ making spirits bright what is to jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. ♪ and is to ride in a one horse open sleigh ♪ ♪ happy holidays. ♪ all is calm ♪ ♪ all is bright ♪ ♪ round yon virgin ♪ ♪ mother and child ♪ ♪ holy infant so tender and mild? we have a winner. bang it. up on the house top reindeer's pause ♪

♪ outcome jumps good old santa claus ♪ ♪ all for the little ones christmas joys ♪ ♪ ho ho ho who wouldn't know up on the house top click click click down through the chimney with old saint nick. ♪ brian christmas carol ringer. alexis was going to be too hard. bells on bobtail ring making spirits bright too. what fun it is to ride it is ia "slaying goliath" song tonight ♪ ♪ jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. oh what fun it is to write in a one horse open sleigh ♪ ♪ merry christmas america. that is how you do it. ♪ repeat, repeat the sounding

joy ♪ ♪ so who won? i think it was charles a pain because he'd kick my butt if i didn't say so but hopefully hammer and boyd's be over on christmas as well f but the instruction fox news so that it set your dvr to 10:00 p.m. eastern every saudi right fox news preach and operate falls on social media at fn saturday night, hey girl pretty fling for last minute christmas present preorder my book cancel culture dictionary on sale generally 30th preach like reading at a third-grade level you're going to love this book. stream my fox titian comedy special they are just jokes sorted generate a three if you really cannot get enough of me come check me out on tour next year in the city near you good night from new york city. merry christmas. ♪