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♪ ♪ >> what it is! it's tyrus, and welcome to the blackstone edition of "gut "gutfeld!"! [laughter] i don't have a reason for that other than i really like my fort. and since i said it is the black zone, i can start the show 5 minutes late. that's a black joke, you are not allowed to laugh. now we are nice and uncomfortable. let's go. christmas has come and gone faster than a biological male beating a woman in a track meet. and i'm sure everyone got lots of presents. except this guy.

[laughter] you know he invented the naughty list. wherever he is, i'm sure santa's bells did not wake him up. now, i'm sure we all got something we'd like to return to the store. remember, even though it's a big "screw you" to whomever gave you the present, apparently it's not all about the thought that counts. and of course you shouldn't feel bad for wanting to exchange it for something better. which brings me to my monologue. tonight, i want to remember all the crap we as americans received in 2023 that we wish we could send back. for starters, you all had the lump of coal that hollywood churned out this year. hollywood had its worst year in a generation, which means the movies sucked. more people walked out of movies

this year then dads going for cigarettes in the 1970s. [laughter] mine is not back yet. [laughter] i love the one person who fights the sad joke. thank you, mom. [laughter] which is sadder. i haven't seen that many misses since kennedy took up softball. >> kennedy: not good not good. >> tyrus: you can laugh at me not having a dad but making a joke about kennedy playing softball is too much? in so many of the movies that bombed, the woken nonsense was the key ingredient, and all they cooked up was box office poison. speaking of woke [bleep], ask bud light house move that stuff went down. [audience reacts]

even spud mckenzie wouldn't hump that leg. that was for you, kennedy. >> kennedy: [laughs] >> tyrus: my advice when it comes to gifts, keep it simple, stay on target. maybe not target. they clearly also missed the mark, or thought mark was more of a diane. and some gifts just plain royally suck and you need to send them back where they came from. [laughter] [applause] oh, yeah. we throwing shots tonight. i'm not a complainer. i swear, i'm not. i usually just keep my aunt's pink bunny suit and regift. like good old jussie smollett. he is the gift that no one wanted but keeps coming back pay like the fruitcake that makes you puke.

all right, no kennedy and stay off fruitcake. okay. although he lost his appeal a few weeks ago and is likely headed back to jail, at least he won't be attacked by anyone wearing a maga hat. speaking of people that were full of [bleep], this year gave us a lot of them. george santos, sam bankman-fried, also known as dumb and dumber. they lied their way to the top. speaking of which, we had equity hires who refused to condemn anti-semitism. by the way, rupaul called, he wants his glasses back. [laughter and applause] just look at that. when you are right, you are right! we had the squad and pretty much anything they said all year, we had the scammers from blm.

maybe we should offer them a free trip to canada. i'm sure they will love it up there in the winter. there's tons of racism to root out in the polar bear community. [laughter] but sometimes we get a surprise gift that just doesn't deliver, kind of like the surprise balloon party china was throwing for us. until someone in montana peaked up at the sky. remember that? and did you hear the latest, the biden administration planned to keep the spy balloon a secret from the public? what was the president trying to do, save taxpayer money on not shooting it down? 's old corn pop really wanted to shoot something down, he should have shot down the idea of makig taxpayers pay back everyone's student loans. [applause] now, the courts said no, but

died and thinks anyone in a black robe is the angel of death. you know, because he's close? yeah... no one wants that gift, either. kind of like mike pence running for president. [laughter] and, while i have you all here, speaking of white people, what the hell happened to y'all in 2023? i'm trying to understand this. classic white people got fed up in europe, grab some oranges, fought through the rough seas, thought at night to get here, but then you got together and wrote a constitution. classic white people kicked ass and took names, and a couple other things, which is why i ended up here. but that's not important. this new version of white people in 2023? now a bag of oatmeal with blue

hair and a pronoun name tag scares the [bleep] out of you. [laughter] what happened to white people? get it together. and i'm not just saying that to just yell at you, because [bleep] runs downhill, and under mount whitelympus is blackville. and it's not in the middle of nowhere it like poor jussie did. drumroll, kennedy. that's right, ol' corn pop! biden ended his third year in the oval office with the worst approval of any modern-day president. which is quite a feat for someone who died in 1970. [laughter] so, we don't always get what we wish for, but i'm pretty sure nobody was wishing for sleepy

joe biden, except maybe -- let's welcome tonight's guests. he worked for the nypd back when they still arrested criminals. former new york police department inspector paul morrow. [applause] she packs more heat than a suitcase full of duraflame. "town hall" editor and fox news contributor, katie pavlich. [applause] she is more fun than losing your virginity. host of "kennedy saves the world" podcast, kennedy. [applause] he was the intellectual savior of the masses and the king of kicking asses. somebody wrote that for you, it

wasn't made. the one and only erin aron haddad.paul, i will go to . >> paul: you will, huh? >> tyrus: i have to. thank you for your service and we've done in law enforcement. if there is something i missed on my list, what is something you would love to give back? >> paul: i think you caught it all. great monologue. it was a great year. it wasn't terrible. i will tell you why, a couple of reasons. first of all, hollywood. this was the year of the great pushback. sincerely, hollywood is how america talks to the world. since the 1960s or so, the message to the rest of this planet has been that america is terrible. you go overseas and you hear that from people, and that's not what we should be doing. number one, we don't necessarily need you. but over the next few years, thanks to ai, we are not even going to need actors. they will just generate them

with the computer. which means we won't have to listen to katy perry how to tel us how to vote. or mark ruffalo telling us how terrible we are because we don't vote for progressives. so this is a significant year for that reason alone. we are finally seeing the pushback against la la land, and you know it? let them talk to each other. we don't need you anymore. >> tyrus: you've been outspoken. you have been on the anti-woke front since day one. are we starting to see somewhere close back to the middle? >> katie: i think you are saying great competition in this experiment we call capitalism. new movie studios popping up, people begin hollywood who have been blacklisted. not because they did make hundreds of millions of dollars for people, but because they are conservative or libertarian leaning going to produce big films. there might be more work to do but that's certainly happening. i think hollywood has been putting this plug-and-play plot line into every single thing

they make. it is just boring. i don't even think -- obviously it has to do with wokeism. you know what the story is going to be about, why pay the money or spend the time on netflix when there's so many different options? so i think there is a turnaround, and this show has been a huge success as a result of the competition, as well. >> tyrus: this is true. aron, you are allegedly inactive. you just did a netflix special that was pretty funny. what was it? >> aron: the pay it forward. >> tyrus: does this concern you at all, that we apparently no longer need you because of ai? >> aron: well, that's why i'm here, trying to diversify a little bit. but i think it hollywood what we have seen in the last several years, especially with the hollywood executives, they are placating to the needs and ideology of a few as opposed to creating art for everybody.

that really has kind of reach the point now where the pocket book is being affected, and that's why we are starting to see the turn around. >> tyrus: and that's why you go out and get wrestlers, ladies and gentlemen. that's exactly why. i was a little worried, but you just nailed it. you may applaud him. [applause] kennedy, you have been the host or cohost of this wild planet on camera, behind the camera, four -- i won't say more than a decade. >> kennedy: since the early 1930s. >> tyrus: you've seen it all. life has trends. are we coming full circle? >> kennedy: i think we are, and people are getting sick of it, because people want to go to movies but they don't want to be lectured to. because movies are supposed to make you feel something. it's about escapism. you can't feel anything when you are being told that you are horrible person or that your worldview is a flawed one. and you would think for every

bud light there would be a course correction. but now you have modelo coming in and saying, our beer tastes like piss, too. we might as will have people drink that more than anything else. the people wanted to see captain maverick. it flew in the face of , you can't just keep reinventing franchises. if you write something great that people are emotionally connected to and you have the added benefit that people actually feel really good about this country, maybe they'll go see it. they made interesting and totally contrasted movies, "barbie" and "oppenheimer," that made people think and feel, but it was not enough to see the industry because you had way too much money being poured into utter crap, like "the marvels." i would like to take disney back. give disney back this year. i don't even think florida wants it anymore. >> tyou an end don't forget, godzilla was phenomenal. a reminder that my new book -- i

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[applause] >> move on. >> tyrus: it's time for "market and move on." first up, according to a new poll, one in five young americans say they have a positive view of usama bin bin laden. yeah, well, the last time --

[boos] hold on, hold on. the last time we had a positive view of usama bin laden, it went click, click, bang. aron, i'll start with you. can you believe this? >> aron: the problem is with the people that are students learning in these institutions. they are being taught the wrong facts about the country. and there is a war on history. i think a lot of facts are being omitted because we don't want to offend anybody. in doing so, it is taking away the ability to think critically and make decisions and judge for yourself, and that's what we are starting to see now. this is an alarming statistic. >> tyrus: to aron's point, do you think it's that everyone just reads the cover? we are talking on the podcast about how no one goes beyond the first line. like, the 140 characters on old-school twitter is about as far deep someone goes into history now. that's why i think you see these

ridiculous things where they have no idea who this person is. >> katie: most young people weren't born, they have no election of 9/11 happening. they don't know anybody who has directly affected by it. they weren't alive the day it happened. they don't remember like i do, turning on the tv and watching people jumping out of buildings and what that meant for the country. and all the friends you know who joined the military right after that who went overseas, many of them killed or injured for life, who came back as a result of what usama bin laden did. i have an idea for these young folks so they can get more historical perspective and interesting information about this. they can go to afghanistan now. a one-way ticket, just spend some time there, see what it's like and experience the luxuries that places like afghanistan and people who agree with usama bin laden -- maybe figure out how they treated there, especially the women, and you can go to pakistan, who was harboring him for so many years, and see what it's like there.

just go spend some time and maybe they'll change their opinion. because it doesn't line up with their worldview. [applause] >> tyrus: and just to let them know, when they get to a place like afghanistan or gaza, there will be safe spaces provided for them. >> katie: underground. >> paul: the hr department. >> tyrus: they have an hr department over there and everything. and they have a plug on every corner to plug your phone into. >> katie: they'll take you to a very special place. >> tyrus: when you hear this, do you look at where our country is in trouble? it's not the worst number. it's like one in five. >> paul: not a great number, though. this is the problem with following katie pavlich on the panel. she just said everything i was going to say which is exactly accurate. all of these people who think this -- first of all, some of them are so uneducated, they

hear usama and tickets obama. "you're talking about the president?" that even realize he was a guide. so it goes to what you were saying about education. i was there for 9/11. i was on the job at the time, spent a lot of time down there, a number of months. i tried to join the military and i was too old, afterwards. so this hits home for me. i remember i went into counterterrorism. that was the alternate workaround for somebody wanted to really be involved. i was fortunate enough that i had enough purchase and enough experience that i could get there and do that work. at the time it felt like the most important work. i can remember being picketed against and told i was disgusting. that was the quote. from people who had been six years old during 9/11. now, as you mentioned, a lot of them weren't even born. to them, it's a cartoon. and it doesn't really resonate. they have no idea what they're talking about. all you can really help, to go

to your point, is that they grow out of it. because i think a lot of that at this point is just trying to be cool. they're trying to find an identity, and i don't know what they characterized as young people here, but these days that means you are under 40. if you are 38 and a producer on msnbc and you still believe this crap, the country is in trouble. >> tyrus: is it, kennedy? we both have kids. people say the outlandish things for everyone to notice them. you think they saw this and said this for the shock value more than substance? >> kennedy: it's interesting because rebelling now is something very different than it was when we were kids. i knew my girls are going to be okay because a new york city public schools there's a lot of propaganda, propagandizing. it is a virus on college campuses. i knew my girls would be okay when they started watching "south park," and i'm not kidding, because they were making fun of everything and nothing was sacred. everything is deemed sacred on

college campuses. and everything is oversimplified. the idea that the enemy of my enemy is my friend. he was the enemy of usama bin laden? the west and the jews. there is so much anti-semitism on college campuses now, and now it's just bald-faced, unabashed. they have no problem telegraphing that to the world. look at what happened with those three college presidents when they went before congress. shame on them for not pushing back on this. and it is a miracle that claudine gay still has a job. the fact that this virulent strain of anti-semitism is running rampant through college campuses, the enemy of the enemy is their friend. and that's how they see usama bin laden. you combine that oversimplification in colleges with the reduction to five seconds on tiktok, and you have

a very dangerous environment. you just have to hope the new radicals are the ones who become conservatives in high school because that the only way of pushing back. >> tyrus: listen to this one, a los angeles man is determined to get donald trump's start removed from the hollywood walk of fame. not deface or demolish, but permanently remove. the problem is that's never been done before. so why should we started now, paul? >> paul: i'm sure donald trump is concerned about his name being removed from a sidewalk he shares with charlie sheen. who cares? it's not a blip in the world to this guy. a few years from now, as i was saying earlier, somebody's going to be walking along that street in l.a. and they'll say, what are all the starts? and some of you will say they are actors and they will say, what's an actor? >> tyrus: because of the ai thing. just won't let it go. thanks, paul. >> paul: i'm not going to let

it go, sorry. [laughter] >> katie: the hollywood walk of fame is a historical record of big stars in hollywood. so i'm not surprised that they are like, now we have to remove donald trump, the worst man to ever walk the planet, from the hollywood walk of fame while we leave bill cosby, harvey weinstein, all kinds of other people who maybe should be removed if we are going to start doing that. but they loved him before office. he was in movies, melania was on the cover of "vanity fair." he is in a lot of rap songs. so they loved him until he ran for president and they all turned on him. it is absurd that he's the only one they want to take off of this. his historical record of hollywood. >> kennedy: you have to use snowplows to clean the human

poop off the sidewalks in hollywood. they have much bigger problems. [applause] >> paul: can you imagine what it's going to cost with those unions? it'll be six weeks of work, it'll cost $100,000. >> tyrus: this is l.a. $1.5 million. that's for each triangle of the star. you've paved the streets, your goal is to get a star. riddle you this, what if the only way your star goes in is if they pull yo his out? you take his star? to stare at him. >> aron: if it's my own personal -- but that's not going to happen. in all seriousness, if you were to take a walk down the walk of fame -- i don't recommend it, by the way. i lived in l.a. for five years and it's not the nicest place in the world. but you are not exactly going to find a list of people who are up for sainthood.

to kennedy's point, where you go there -- that's the pinnacle. when you go to l.a., the chinese theater in the walk of fame in all these things, there are just vagrants and vagabonds and people relieving themselves in front of the chinese theater as families are trying to take pictures. and this is what we are worried about? that's equivalent to going to the hospital with a gunshot wound and a hangnail and the doctor says, "oh, my god, get the nail clippers." >> tyrus: i grew up in l.a., too come and you could actually see the stars. now you just have to take their word for it that there are stars buried somewhere underneath there. safe space, reencamped, defund the police zone. left-wing baldies can't disagree more about who will end in 2024.

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>> tyrus: the pennsylvanian frankenstein says biden is going to win next time. frickin' rhymes, man. john fetterman went after famed political strategist james carville for predicting joe biden could lose in 2024. the only thing democrats love more than censorship is untraceable gold bars. [laughter] said federman, "i'll use this is another opportunity to tell james carville to shut the [bleep] up." leggett said, my man hasn't been relevant since grunge was a thing and i don't know why he believes it's helpful to say these kinds of things about incredibly difficult circumstances with incredibly strong and decent excellent presidents. he rehabbed well, didn't he? [laughter] longest quote ever. incredibly strong and his eyes have not caught up yet. somebody get

him back on the concussion protocol, he's had a relapse. should he really be talking about grunge? he looks like he hasn't been here since kurt cobain was still alive. sorry, kennedy. >> kennedy: oh, well, whatever, never mind! >> tyrus: whether you like him or don't like him, this new fetterman, at least he's talking. he's got ol' popcorn beat on that one. >> kennedy: he won't stop talking. >> tyrus: filter be damned. >> kennedy: i knew he was using an ad program to help him translate in the senate. i thought he had a brain chip inserted when he was off in his rehabilitative process and now he worships the president. there's a lot of adjectives you could use about joe biden. excellent? strong? not to have them. >> tyrus: on the president can't say those words, either.

[imitating stuttering] >> aron: trash talking is something we are definitely familiar with. a few weeks ago he appeared to change his mind and the new and appeared to be working a little better, but now we have disintegrated into what -- and my issue with this, it's the language. his dress code is completely nonexistent. he wears the hoodie -- >> tyrus: like he just got broke up with. >> aron: he looks like the love child of dr. dr. phil and paul bunyan. is he trying to connect with what he thinks the american public is and be cool? i'm not getting it. >> tyrus: or maybe he thinks james carville is a brother. he is light-skinned, it's possible. he's from louisiana. everybody looks like me in louisiana. seriously. check it out. what do you make of all this? >> paul: they should have occupy the same territory.

all baldheaded lib rural kooks are going to have a rivalry. looking like a talking garlic not. [laughter] i think it's actually accurate here so i don't know what that makes fetterman. the difference here is that carville can see what he wants, but he doesn't need an ai program to talk. god bless him. fetterman had a stroke on the campaign trail. everybody knows who has ever dealt with that, and many of us have had relatives, et cetera, you need immediate treatment and it has to be ongoing otherwise you don't entirely come back. they pushed him out on the campaign trail and kept him out there and that's what he needs a computer to still talk. carville is smart. say what you want, i'm not on his team, but he's a smart guy and he's won a lot of stuff. it would behoove the democrats to listen to carville and not fetterman. but in that interview they asked

him, what about you for president in 2028? and after the satellite delay and playing with the computer and everything else, he said never say never. it's a strap in, he thinks he could be president. >> katie: gavin newsom would not like that. >> paul: he sees him as a rival. >> tyrus: are you concerned at all about the fetterman train coming in 2028? >> katie: john fetterman owes joe biden. because when he was on the campaign trail, joe biden went out and campaigned for him and use a lot of his infrastructure to get them over the finish line and into public office. for him to say that he strong, he's using the short stack of stairs to get into air force one, everybody. everyone can watch that. >> tyrus: those are usually for gutfeld. [laughter] >> katie: not tonight. he calls him a decent excellent person. he's a man who denied his granddaughter for four years that she even existed. that's not a decent person when you are denying that fact and he's covered up for his gent stomach degenerate son who's asked him to hide that

fact in their family. the politics of it is that he is the most unpopular president in modern times. at this point, in trump's presidency he was at 45%. biden is at 39%. barack obama was a 43%, again, died and is at 39%. he's never out there. he's at the beach again this week. he doesn't talk to the press. he relies on his staff to make his message for him, and that is not resonating with the american people. so he is in big political trouble. everyone says he's going to stay on the ballot, but there is a convention. gavin newsom is an option in august. >> tyrus: one of the points you made, if someone is decent and excellent, you don't have to say both. he's excellent or he's decent. but even decent is like a c student. you won't rob a bank but you won't tell me if i drop my wallet, either.

[laughter] for ego -- that was decent. a reminder to come check out my stand-up comedy shows, i will be in california, connecticut, and massachusetts. we are adding more dates. go to my instagram and twitter for ticket info. coming up, the panel says what's good from their hoods. [applause]

>> coast-to-coast with stories that matter most. you are watching local news, with ten time emmy winner, one-time mtv movie award best kiss winner, and -- wait, is that real? and of course the 2014 wwe best dancer award winner. okay, so he's done a lot. sir nigel carruthers. that's definitely not her real name. and now, heeeeeere's nigel. >> tyrus: hello, i'm sir nigel carruthers. this is the local news were each guest has to share a story from wherever they are from.

paul? we will go to you first. >> paul: i'm sharing a story now? all right. it's the turnstiles, on the lower left. apparently the mta, which runs the subways here in new york city, they are changing the turnstiles to make it harder to cheat getting into the subway for free. now, the mta lost $700 million last year to what they call f fare-beating. this is while the police, who are allowed to make these arrests, and do, but they get declined prosecution at every prosecutors office in new york city. so the cops arrest them and the prosecutors say no thanks. this is the equivalent of going to the doctor and the doctor says to you, you got stage iv cancer. on the other hand, i'm redecorating the office. so next time you come, it's going to be really nice. we are not treating the actual thing. $700 million and that doesn't include the buses. and they wonder why the fare

keeps going up for working slobs who have to take the train every day. >> tyrus: that was depressing. >> paul: that's my job my job. >> tyrus: katie? >> katie: hello, america. my story is from the hellhole of washington, d.c., the capital of the free world. a 2-year-old french bulldog was stolen from a home burglary on monday. the metropolitan police department said this is the second still in dog case have investigated just this week. the d.c. police say the burglary happened in southwest d.c. and the suspect broke a window, enter the unoccupied home before stealing property and the dog, whose name is tyson, if you're looking around to try and find him. he is brenda gray and also answers to the name "cheese," and he is the seventh bulldog stolen in d.c. since november. i know candidate has a french bulldog, greg has a french bulldog, and kat has a french bulldog paid you better watch out because they are stealing your dogs.

>> kennedy: it's a "dawg." >> tyrus: maybe a different kind that doesn't get stolen. >> katie: like a rottweiler? a pitbull? >> kennedy: french bulldogs will pose. "you want to take me? i'm so cute!" [laughter] >> katie: that is sad. they keep stealing dogs. >> tyrus: kennedy, help us out. his speech he we go from dog to dog poop bag holders. it was a real crisis in mcminnville oregon where a middle school was on lockdown. all the kids were shuttled inside because a plastic dog poop holder was seen in a field not near any children, so they sent in the bomb squad, several law enforcement agencies, and a series of drones to take pictures of the calamity, which turned out to be a plastic dog poop bag holder that kind of looked like a grenade. no dog poop was harmed in the

photographing of this equipment. and thank goodness. patton middle school will probably open sometime in 2025 out of an abundance of caution. back to you, nigel. [laughter and applause] >> tyrus: it was like a bad christmas song. 19 milk maids and geese and ducks to check out a poop dispenser. wow. got to love the education system. all right, do something, aron. >> aron: yes, sir nigel. first of all, you know the story is bad when i pass up the opportunity to talk about a drunk ambulance helicopter pilot on duty. >> tyrus: wow. >> aron: i'm from kentucky. let me preface this, i'm from louisville and this happened in webster county which is not louisville. a man, 35, i believe, went into a church service, a catholic church service, nonetheless, and began strangling a priest

wearing nothing but a t-shirt and his underwear. after that, when he was being arrested, he claimed there was an active meth lab in his house that was about to explode. >> katie: wow. did they do an exorcism? >> aron: my whole thing was, going to church, there's a certain dress code. i was in st. patrick's cathedral today and there was a gentleman saying take your hats off. if you're going to do something in church and you put a t-shirt on and you take the time and you say, okay, i'm going to go cause havoc at a mass, and you don't put pants on, that's the most disturbing thing here. the choice not to wear pants. >> tyrus: it's like a baptism gone horribly wrong. >> kennedy: by the way, "strangle the priest" sounds like a euphemism. >> tyrus: or a safe word. [laughter] up next, he's giving 180 kids a

life but can't find a wife.

>> a story in five words. [applause] >> tyrus: a story in five words. dude impregnates 180, still single. it's not me.

[laughter] you don't have to be a detective to riddle this crime. this guy says -- this is what blows my mind -- he says he still can't find mrs. right, when he's been right at least 180 times that i know of. >> paul: all i can say is this, 180 more out there like him also capable of reproducing? so buy crypto. >> tyrus: it's not boots on the ground. this dude ain't a dad. he's a donor. so it should have been a secret. you're not getting dates because the first thing you say when you're out to dinner is that you're a donor? which means you masturbate in public places for money. do you think that's bad to bring up in a date situation? >> katie: i haven't been dating for a while because i would be a little weird. but isn't this the whole point of being a sperm donor, you don't have to take care of the

children? you farm it out and don't have to take care of it anymore. >> tyrus: sea turtle. that's the theory of mind. sea turtle parenting. just give them enough to get started, good luck. >> kennedy: 'nuff said. i wouldn't want to take a black into this man's datsun or his bedroom. >> tyrus: that's what he can't get a date. he didn't have to tell anybody. why would you tell anybody? it is anonymous for a reason. >> paul: how romantic. "you are number 181. do you want to have a drink?" >> tyrus: you are a single guy. would this ever be an option from you? your dream is acting is over. >> aron: that's why i'm here. >> tyrus: so would you go into this industry? >> aron: absolutely not. first of all, i hope his gene pool has a lifeguard. 180, he is for genghis khan's record.

>> katie: or nick cannon. >> aron: with 180 children, who has time to date? when you sire as many children, christmas presents, birthdays, i wouldn't have time to do anything. >> tyrus: i would just leave the country. to don't go away. we'll be right back. the gang. to help get you ready, your aspen dental team is celebrating 25 years of affordable care with an epic anniversary savings event. right now, new patients without insurance get a free full exam and x-rays. plus, everyone can get 20% off their treatment plan. but hurry, because while the season won't last, the memories you make together will. aspen dental. book today.

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