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rest of it, needs to be taken down, dismantled, and start all over again if we're going to have any hope of saving this country. >> this is such a good point. banana republics don't have to keep the pretense, but these deep staters keep the presence up of equal justice and manipulate out faith. we have to leave it there, thank you for your time. >> that's all of the time that we have left. thank you for joining us. don't forget to check out, if you would, on fox nation battle in the holy land. plus, of course, catch me, rachel, and will every saturday and sunday morning on fox and friends. "gutfeld" up next, have a great
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night. [ applause ] >> hey, guys. what is up? i'm cat and i'm filling in for greg and he took this week off to get plastic surgery. the pictures look great, though. so -- it is december 28th which is a big deal, i know. gypsy rose blanchard is out of jail today. she served seven years for her role in her mother's murder into it means it is probably only like a month before she is on joe rogan. after that, maybe dancing with the stars, i don't know. but it also mean that's a lot of you guy that's are maybe off for christmas will have to go back to work soon which is a bummer. even if you're retired and you're never working and you're
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just enjoying your life because you have balance of nature to help you play with your grand kids and relaxium to help you go to sleep at night, even if that is you it is a bummer when christmas is over. if it is the most wonderful time of the year that means after christmas it is all down hill to less memorable times if when christmas end as lot of things will be different, for example, a lot of those ladies that, you know, broke unwith their wall street power broker husband, to be with the baker, might regret it after they have to fly spirit. you might also have a harder time finding an old man with a beard that you can sit on his lap and get whatever you want. i said you but not me because i
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can get it. i have an elf who watches me all year round, except he hides himself around my home. i know. that's what happens when men don't watch importants a-- spors or have hobbies. a lot of the christmassy stuff doesn't last fore. if i ate all of the time like i do on christmas i'd have too much acid reflux to have a job. if we all spent money the way we do at christmas we'd be broke. just one example would be letting [ bleep ] go in a good way. not when bill deblasio murdered that ground hog. let me explain. christmas usually means you get to spend more time with your family than you usually do. for me it's my favorite part about the whole thing. my family live-ins another part
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of the country and i don't get to spend as much time with them as i would like to, so when i get the chance on christmas i tried to make the most of it and that can mean putting differences aside, right? if you feel a fight starting to brew on christmas, or one breaks out, you tend to stop. you agree to disagree or do my favorite thing which is pretend it wasn't happening and ask someone if they can pass the potatoes please because you don't want it to ruin that special time, right? especially because we value that one relative who has been rip soing many cigs for so long we don't know how they're still alive let alone that they'll be alive the next time and you don't want to waste all of that time preparing with the decorations, presents, and food just to run upstairs and cry especially when you're finally old enough to stop getting sent to your room which i hope happens for me before menopause.
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christmas time is special, but it is special because we treat it like it is special. if you don't want to do that for your family, maybe try to do it like yourself. a recent poll found that people who think they family life is going well are more likely to say they're more happy in general. it's probably going to be more important next year than it ever has been because there is that whole election thing coming up next year. the university of minnesota professor that said america is "sitting on a powder keg and the fuse has been lit" which gives kegs a bad name. the bottom line. we each have the power to decide who we want to vote for. hopefully. but no single one of us has the power to decide which way it goes. unless you're a psycho like john wilks booth, but otherwise we have the power to decide how we want to handle it. we can decide if we want to let political stuff ruin our
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relationships or we can do it the old fashioned way with infidelity and drugs. or we can take the attitude that all of our time on earth is special and it's not different because it's christmas. not every day can be a holiday no matter what your uncle tries to tell you when he wants you to do shots before your nephew's christmas concert. but we can make it a little more fun, especially if you just got out of prison. let's welcome tonight's guests. we went on a safari and we were still the wildest animals, host of "kennedy saves the world." kennedy. he looks like your 6th grade biology teacher, charlie hurt. he is our favorite guest
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tonight based on alphabetical order. and when he gets on stage, the ladies can't behave, joe macky. this might sound kind of weird. when i was doing the monologue, i realized during it that you have a family which -- i guess i always technically knew was true, i knew you didn't just spring out of the ground, but how was your christmas -- were you with your family? >> i was with my family and it was glorious. i tried to just appreciate what makes you happy like dogs, eating a whole vegetable lasagna, and seeing attractive people trip. politics can't ruin everything.
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don't wear a sombrero, politics runts christmas, gifts caused climate change. the food pyramid gave us diabetes, ruined easter. politics ruins everything. beer. stay out of contentious issues, beer. drunk people don't need reasons to fight. i have enough problems with drunk people trying to fight me because they're girlfriends are hitting on me. >> kennedy, i love your family a lot. how was your christmas? >> it was great. you actually have a way of getting the best information out of my teenage daughter and everyone needs a friend like kat because moms are the least cool people on the planet. so to have a friend that can
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speak their language, get in there, and pull everything out of them. but what they don't realize that kat is the worth confident in the world and she tells me everything. >> i mean i'm not going to go to jail or withhold information about a minor from her mother. is that a crime? >> no, but i feel like i'm going to hear a story from one of you, or my older daughter, that you will have visited her for the weekend in college and i'm not sure that you'll both stay out of prison that weekend. >> that is true. that is absolutely true. charlie, how was your christmas. do you have predictions for next year? do you think we'll all kill each other or all be okay? >> i think we'll work it out. we generally do. we have had harder times. but it is true. family, you know, i think the whole reason that politics, you know, gets accramonious.
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you're going to be really disappointed and really pissed off at your family. >> people will be on social media in the comments defending some politician that i guarantee does not give a [ bleep ] that person exists. go talk to your kids. what do you think? >> i agree with everything you're saying. i spent the holidays with my family and my daughter is five and we're very close, and she was like daddy i was to marry you and i was like honey you can't, and she is like why? and my wife was like you'll be disappointed. when i got my wife pregnant, we were not married at the time, and i didn't know how to tell her parents so i got them a gift for christmas that was not wrapped because i'm not good at wraps things -- but -- but my
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wife and i do argue. he is is like you never want to do what i want to do, and i'm like, tomorrow we'll stay home and complain about me. >> kennedy, speaking of marriage, my husband was giving me a little bit of an attitude about having to drive all of us back in the rain for my cat. he was like i'm not going to die on the new jersey turnpike because of a cat. i great he is coming from, but also i think what i'll do next year is because he even suggested that, i'm getting car service to go back with the cat alone. >> have you seen the driving cat on "saturday night live"? decades ago when it was funny, there was a special animated short about a cat that drove and it always ended horribly. so i think the threat has to be that cheens will drive next year. and by the way, he is complaining about driving on the
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new jersey turnpike. you drove through detroit in the winter. >> if we did die in a car crash, cheens would have lived. >> absolutely -- >> but you have a dog. do you bring the dog with you? >> some people when i talked about this, they were thinking i made cam drive alone with the kat all of the way to detroit. up next, republicans are a rare sight in the media that is rarely right.
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so, how steep is the partisan lean of the machine? it turns out that just 3.4% of journalists are republicans according to a recent study out of syracuse, new jersey. syracuse winners of 15 national championships in la crosse, one in soccer, one in basketball. i'm a huge sports gal. while only a few journalists legal right, 36% they were democrats, 52% independent, but republicans have seen their ranks dwindle. in 1971 it was nearly 26%, it looked like more because in the 70s everyone's hair was bushier.
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sorry. okay, how do you think this happens, charlie? go you think that people were pushed out? or do you think that fewer people who are republicans were joining the media. also does this mean that you're a minority? >> i'm a minority, definitely, but i have been asking this ever since i got into the business. i think what is really confusing all of it is that when i got into the news business people that were drawn to the news business were true classical lib kals. who didn't like the idea of a powerful centralized government and they believed in asking questions. the problem is that the media over the past 25 years morphed into this thing where they're far more likely to be covering for the government or defending
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the notion that the government should be involved in everything, or just automatically reflexively buying the government line on something. and the way that turn outside is that those people now are more republican than anything else or more conservative than anything else. when newspapers are best when you have true old-style lib kals that want to afflict the comfortable. and comfort the afflicted. >> i looked at the article and read some of the comments and some of them were about how republicans are too stupid to be journalists and that's why. but the thing is that no one is too stupid to be a journalist. no offense to journalists, charlie, and most of the people that work in this building.
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but you don't have to have to be smart to be a journalist. that's why no child prodigy is ever a journalist, you know? no one is ever like he has a 150 iq, is he going to be a fiz physicist? no, he is going to tell me what happened after it happened. >> do you buy that half are really independent? >> no, i think everyone is just answering these questions anticipating how they think the person asking wants them answered. charlie's point in the '90s on mtv i was have very vocal conservative republican. in the '90s that was fun, but
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now they would probably have me deported. i was on a plane with peter jennings, and i was like why is everyone in media a liberal? i thought he would say we're taughtly independent. and he said we are liberal because we came from the water gate era and we felt like the silent majority had forced their propaganda on us and we needed to speak truth to power and that was an entire generation of people who were skeptics. we don't have that any more. and then people like kareem john perier for people taking your money and lying to erin.
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i think we just have more at fox news, great to have you. >> that's the most amazing thing that she gets taken seriously every day. it's a marvel of modern science. >> she is baghdad bob or whatever that guy's name was. >> i think it is crazy that 3.4% are republican and the other are 96.6 work for hamas. but i think the problem is it doesn't pay. people want a high paying job like only fans. >> you know what sucks about only fans is you don't know if you're going to make money on it or not until you're already naked online. that is one hell of a gamble. sorry, go ahead. >> i didn't think about that. >> it is definitely the first time i thought about that. they said they're more likely to
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receive threats of sexual violence and those are the one that's interviewed diddy. they told me that might not work. that is what i got. maybe people on only fans should blur their face at first and if people like their naked body they unblur it. >> also, it doesn't matter what you put in the mashed potatoes. >> no, it certainly does not. that's a beastie boys reference, you don't deserve it. >> up next, is the cia sweeping under the rug the truth about the covid bug?
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the evidence came from a lab which is impossible because government officials never exchange acts for money. back in september a cia whistle-blower all but confirmed this alleging that at least sixth analysts were bribed to change their positions. since then they filed a freedom of information request on documents relating to the case, but the cia allegedly failed to comply. now they're being sued. if you want to read the details of the case they're in the same place that the u.s. keeps all of their secret papers. next to joe's corvette. now, kennedy, it is hard to imagine the cia not telling the truth to the people. >> i love mike baker. i worked at the agency for a long time, and i'm sure that 95% of the people that work there are decent, wonderful, patriots.
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but it is the other 5% of the jack holes who were -- there was seven people on this committee of scientific experts that worked at the cia and six of them were like you know what? lab leak theory, it was the most plausible and one was like i don't think so, and someone else is saying is hopped from one hand mall to another and they were humping each other, and anthony fauci was like i have reasons, you should all be wearing masks, here is four million reasons that a little reason maybe you would change your mind because it would be bad for me if you said the lab leak was real. >> and charlie, it was so -- remember people like -- they were getting canceled for suggesting that the lab leak could be true.
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and what they're suggesting by suggesting the lab leak could be true is that this virus might have come from the lab full of vi viruses in the same area the virus broke out. >> and this is what the cia has been doing from the beginning. there is two differences, the cia is more powerful than it has ever been and they have the ability to go to social media companies and publishers and shut down stories. and they openly complied with it. it is amazing what the "new york times" and the "washington post" did. in compliance of what the cia wanted them to do in covering up the story about the lab leak. who is it that did the study? the heritage foundation, a conservative think tank, and they go back to the last segment. these are the new liberals, the new sort of people willing to
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question government motives now. it is not, you know, your old school hippie smelly left-wing democrats. >> scratch and sniff, charlie. >> do you think we'll ever actually -- everything just kept changing, fauci took so many losses he should play for the pistons. but it just, everything kept changing, even with the vaccine. i got it because i want today be part of the class action lawsuit in ten years. but you don't even know who to trust. they told everyone to stay healthy, they closed the gyms and kept the dispensaries and liquor stores open. i don't know what to think i'm just glad we're not doing zoom comedy shows any more. i did one that was so bad they muted the comic.
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>> they made us drink. do you remember? that was a feral time. >> kat, i didn't want to drink, i came to your house to telled you how much i didn't want to drink. they made us mix mojitos. >> id have an apartment, no kids, my apartment turned into the bar. people come over and they want to have fun. i can't let people down. and the government did that to me, maggie. >> maybe dr. fauci wants to play for the pistons and that is why he is giving athletes all of those heart attacks. a lot of women think that i could be a spy, you know, because i'm really good looking and i have a very quick wit. all right, enough of that, so
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kat, i think the cia wants to cover it up because if people find out that our government was behind a mass murder of millions of people including hundreds of thousands of americans, they might want some accountability and the one thing that intelligence never seems to face is accountability. you think after they were wrong about everything in afghanistan there would be a lot of cia resumés floating around right now and this is -- you don't see any, no one is held accountable because that is a shame because having the cia on your resumé should be like the best thing. if they were like joe, what is your work history? and you say i can't tell it's a secret, and you say usually i earned $6 million a year. >> i think everyone agrees, right, that is what happened? but i don't think anyone would admit it. isn't that gaslighting?
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>> that is exactly what gaslighting is, kat, they created the problem and they blame it for us while denying everything. they may as well be one of my ex-boyfriends. >> yeah, that is true. she is not joking. all right, coming up, where would you choose to go if you could live inside of your favorite show?
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is your dream to be your favorite character from tv? this week they talked about the growth in live interactive experiences for super fans.
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i think stranger things is a show about the vice president. basically they're a marketing tool. so the shows can retain fans between seasons. people post their experiences on social media essentially becoming part of the show's ad campaign. my favorite show is "road rules" which is why my social media is me hanging out with rachael and sean duffy. mackie, if you could live in a show, what should would you live in? >> "gutfeld." no, i came up with a quick list. >> okay, i'm ready. >> first smurfs because there is like 99 male smurfs and one girl so no one asks why you don't have a girlfriend. "will and grace." same reason as smurfs.
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family feud, i get to make out with guests. "golden girls" because now a days there would be love scenes. "sex in the city" because we could edit out the love scenes. and "my 600 pound life" because i could tell people i'm putting on 400 pounds for a role. >> see, i think for me i would just pick any cartoon so you don't age. okay, do you know how old the bear is in bernstein bears. papa bear is 29. what? right? right? then they have a 10-year-old which means mama and papa bear were teen parents which makes me few it differently than i did.
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>> bears get married younger though. >> that is true. kennedy, what about you? >> i would pick "the crown." i love it so much. i love every season and every episode and i want to go and sit and drink the queen's cocktail which is shaken with ice and strained into a highball with ice and a slice of orange and i want to drink with her sister margaret and mother bean like what are we going to do about elizabeth. she is so dry. pass the gin, granny. >> charlie, do you have a tv? >> it is interesting because i'm thinking that maybe i did the
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wrong lesson here. do you get to be a character in the grown or just a lurker. >> i think i like to imagine a character, but probably a lurker trying to bone a beefeater. >> so do you have a tv? >> i'm trying to avoid the question, but i am addicted to "modern family." i would want to be in "duck dynasty" because i would be more comfortable living in monroe, louisiana. >> if you want to be part of duck dynasty you just go to the patriot awards. >> or just out my back door. i would feel good at home. >> i always wonder how you live. >> once you walk out of here i'm like where is he going?
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not to do the same thing i'm doing, that's for sure. >> i just watched that one show where they starve the animals and watch them fight each other called "america's next top model." >> yeah. >> but i'm a big fight fan, i love "the ultimate fighter." i love to watch the ufc. there was 3.2 million people in mexico watching it on one tv. but i love all shows. kobra kai is my favorite show. i was a big "karate kid" fan. no one watches it? >> no. but i know what karate is. >> it is just a marketing chemo, they're just saying do advertising for free. you don't get to be in the show. >> but that's what people think
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because they're losing so much money and no one advertises on anything any more. everything is all netflix and hulu. no one watches commercials. people only know major brands so those are the stocks they buy. so they have to get people to pay in order to do something and they hope that people are so dumb that they'll think oh, i'm in "squid game," am i dead? >> what if there is a duck dynasty show and dick cheney signs up? >> i didn't grow up with cable. >> "7th heaven." i used to watch that and it is really bad, horrific.
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some of the lessons in that show, i don't think are the right lessons to learn. you don't know what i'm talking about. you had cable growing up. i did not have that. >> we didn't have cable. we had atari. we got the atari after they stopped making games for it. they probably got it at good with will. >> do you know what atari is? >> they will never know, they have like world of warcraft. i grew up with a frog that had to cross a pond. >> you try to give away an atari to a goodwill and they will laugh in your face. >> it is only a matter of time. up next experts acknowledge that guys don't want to go to college.
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- [speaker] to find the tools to live life better. - [narrator] through generous community support, we've connected warriors and their families with no cost physical and mental health services, legislative advocacy, career assistance, and life skill training for 20 years, and we are just getting started. >> a story in five words. >> why are men abandoning college? okay, so adam, i one time actually had a guy tell me he
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was going to college to be a comedian and that was the funniest thing i ever heard. why do you think this is? >> it is becoming ridiculous. people are majoring in like "i hate jews" and "guess my pronoun" and all of the debt. that's why i kind of supporting bernie sanders of making college free but i thought it would ruin strip clubs. can't have that. but yeah, i think people are leading with that and they're not being prepared. >> i mean, kennedy, guys, some people in the article suggested this is because men can do trade stuff, like sure, a lot of women could be construction people, i'm not one of them, what do you think? >> no, but they're trying to get men and women to trade schools. a lot of the trades people are baby boomers.
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even gen xers did not full the role. they are oppressors and they use their privileged penises to control women and the patriarchy. if you're a guy and you hooked up with a girl and you're drunk, you can be kicked out with no due process, families hear the stories and they're like hey, madison, wouldn't you rather become a plummer with your friend axl. >> plumbers have a lot of sex too, according to some websites. >> and no debt. >> even more than the pizza
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guys. i don't get it. what's amazing to me is the story -- they talk like this is a bad thing. college is a scam in a lot of ways, massive debt, you learn stupid stuff, and you wind up not being able to get a good job to pay off the stupid debts that you accumulated. there are so many trades, pizza delivery guy, whatever floats your boat, and you can make a lot of money at it. >> for so long there was a dumb idea that your education is always worth it. education comes in many forms, it doesn't need to be college, but no it is not worth it to saddle yourself with a life time of date so you have a piece of parchment to frame. that would seem crazy to suggest that but i think it is good. >> and it is cruel to the very people that they are promising to help because like you say you
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wind up saddled with massive debt and no way to pay it off and who does that help? harvard. >> i think you would be a terrible construction worker, kat. but i think that men, we figured it out. yea, men. college is a useless scam and a lot of the degrees are useless, but a lot of jobs don't need a college degree either. i was working in human resources at viacomm, that was adisaster, but there was a lady working the same job that viacomm was paying to go to college, and i was like let me get this straight, they're paying you to go to college to do the job -- you know? and men are 99% of death row inmates.
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and i say it is time we execute more women. >> i can't believe you would say that on gypsy rose blanchard day. >> can you imagine if you walked into someone's house with your crack hanging out? that would be like a great jump start to your only fans. >> yeah, but they would think it is weird because i would get there and say hold on, i have to call my dad. that's what you do, something breaks, call your dad. don't go away, we'll be right back.
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>> all right, final thoughts, mackie? >> you can catch me tomorrow and the 30th in kansas city. >> i'm at the riot comedy club in houston this friday and saturday night. >> thank you so much, guys. thank you to kennedy, charlie, joe mackie. "fox news at night" is next. on behalf of greg gutfeld, i love you america.

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