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a dog. yes. yes. he's going to beyes, back here. all right. py new thank you. happy happy new year, everyoneqt wow, it's been quite a year. cue the next show, 2024.02 a look back. yeah, it's been some year that 2024. >> they went so fast . well >> so let's look back, shall, ro we? well, first there's this. >> last year's new year's eve. i'm not. i'm bored. >> the maga in. >> yeah. ha ha ha. i didn't know. green day tribute were a thing.n >> and theow grey all appear tom middle aged. >> you go, girlsid.
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anyway, if there's one thing web learneoud about 2024 is that these so-called punks are about as punk as brit hume in leathe rther khakis. >> the real rebels don't mimic ese establishment. they actually threaten it like trump or vivek or yes even me. but the fact is, billie armstrong is about as rebellious as your 401k.hell >>, barbie has more than him. >> of course, that same night joe had to be reminded of his favorite food. >> i'm curious what sort i'menjo of holiday foods have you been enjoying over the last few days? well, i've been eatingyi. pasta and everything is put in front of me have been pasta, which i love love,. you know, a lot of chicken, chicken parmesan. i mean, you know, italian food is basically ice cream and ice cream, chocolate chip ice. >> now he needs note cards for food questions. e it's scary, joe, forgetting that he loves ice cream. it's like hunter forgetting he crack. but that's not the story. forgei
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>> did you see jill's dress? look at that. lookack.s like a jewel smugglers explosive diarrhea all over. ara but i think we kno aw where she's getting her fashion. op yeah. i can only hope she shavese her head. speaki speaking of harvardvard president claudie finallyo many resigned. >> she made so many copies. >> xerox should sue her for plagiarizing. >> of course. she claims her resignation is due to, of course, racismrese sorry, babe. you weren't fired because of racism. you were hired yen't fired becae of racism. >> no white person. than racism.k you. thank you. as a white person, i can staterl that no white person ever could have gotten this far on tr. trumped up credentials no wonder. in reportedly, the only thing keeping gay in her jobg gay was barack obama. but you don't have to be you a geniusto to figure thisook. one out.
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>> i mean, take a look . >> seriously, you never seethats them together. maybeye that's what they meant when they said he was gay. thank you.nk you yeah. uh huh. >> just asking questions. now, you think after last year, the media mighsttht learnrted their lesson, right? but nbc started 2024 off in ayes typical fashion. their new year's resolution. let's create more racial hate. the nbc feed posted this, quote, a new study outlinesoutln how white people's migration duringe' and the civil warr bo bolstered white supremacy. institutional and nonsm in slave states. so you got that. we foughslave t a war to end sl, which caused white supremacy. whs is a good time to remind you that the media is now a mental illness becausea that thesis is more upside down than a sleeping baust. s >> but here's what's really weird. that article was from last jun
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that ae pushe . so the first thing nbc news pushed at seven m to start the year was a race baiting thav piecere that was over a half a year old. thanks for that nbc. r we're off to a great start. guess one civil war wasn'twa enough forough for, you .s to >> anyway, that leads us to the perpetual protester. last week, these hamas hit both hit for world trade centerh and the holocaust museum. advi my advice? don't let them take pilot classes. pleaset lee they also started f 2024 by blocking trafficst new york airports on one of the busiest travel days of the year. >>avel day year. so we know whaw >> they're losers. they're bad people. and yet we ask ove ar over agai, why do they continue to alienate the public? th opposite, winning hearts and minds? well, it's the wrong question. hearts and minds aren' t what they're after. the audience isn't you or me, but planet smartphone
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and smartphone. talk about a misnomer. yet nothinnomer,g screamsp intelligence like watching a tiktok clip 200 times of a yorkie on someone's christmas tree. but by using sociangl and blasting their visuals worldwide, they give ive ththe illusion that having l impact, fomenting an infettati that generatesng a yetized t more protest. it's organized to mimic an organic global uproac anr. and sorry, people, your anger and frustration are of no importancefrustrat unless you te a protester. of course, that's restricting right to travel. then of course you'll go to jail. but if you misto jt if ys mom'so or your job interview or can't get your wife to the hospital, who worldwide the pro-hamas population, gobbles up like ana navarro it's a bowl of cookie batter a, it's global brainwashing and it works, at least amonn washg the. >> young, badly educated, spoiled, naive student s who wear tablecloths from pizza hut over their heads. they don't eve o wear tn realizethey d that they're hated by those they championed who see them as useful idiots t h who easily
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swap out their gender politics for misogyny and homophobia. my suggestion the next time these clowns go to jfk, put j t them on plane to the middlh east. kind of tough to chant from the river to the seae rivethe sn you're falling off a roof. and what of the border?t ma >> well, as democrat mayors still moan about their overrun m ,they blame texasxas go governor abbott instead of bidenve abbot. but how? which is that? that these idiots describe tsthese migrants as coming from texas. they aren't. they're coming fro tm. >> other countries. s yoyou asked why is it wrong wn texas sends migrants to chicago, but not chile, sending migrants to texa nots? but despite that crisis, get ready for good news. de attempts to lift joe biden's sagging campaign. >> suddenly crime will be down, jobs will be up, inflation, imaginary and illegae down ll immigrants will dwindle. murder victims will come back to life just in time to vote. >> ukraine will dropp ou outar's
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of sight like joy baker's feetl . it certainly dems will start sounding like republican undings while calling actual republicans. and campaign politic s is this known as narrative spin. >> but to the rest of us, it's known as utte utt r. view a >> so that's the yearnd in review, and it's only fewt wh days old. afteut why wait tilly wait 20 25 to review 2024? after all, you don't needdon' t neto hear more. 2023. that year is as over as claudine gay's careers clau >> until she ends up on a show on an msnbc. so hide your scripts.ipts joy reid will get. this new year's resolution [cheo leav thee some women for the rest of us. comedian joe mccand applaun. g: he put the oblon hg in rob blog. tv writer and producer rob ward glover as a judge andev a comedianer..
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he's two things that joe mackie isn't. way.r and comedian ben target. oh, you wrote that, by the way. and her new year's resolution is to pretend that these intros are funny. s arnew times best selling authr by news contributor patrick. all right, joe, are you looking back at 2024? lyr aas it been fo you specifically for the country? wow, what a year it has been. greg far great.in it's really caught me off guard. if you had told me 2023 in 2023new year that i was going to ring in the new year with green day and pauld paul anka, harris sai, aren't they all dead? >> but i'm not going to be cutmu off for the rest of 2020 for that's why i made some predictions about what i think is going to happen. okay i made predic. think first, i think joe biden winsn s the presidential election. >> you have the villages retirement community, taylor swift and travis kelcespi
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will be splitsville because they got sick of themselves. >>use th sic and it's bad news n markle and prince harry. >> they're going to remain married. oh , excellent. post predictions of 2024.ing, >> it's very confusing, rob. you had an eventful 2024.u ha >> you had a very successful show on fox news. >> thank you, greg. yeah. you know, on on january. but back during in january 8th, i guess to keep up the stupi d bit, you hav e a show on fox nation called history the world six glasses. it's very funny. wos very, a lot of fun.to >> is that why you grew the beard? to look more like a history professoe r? >> no, i grew the beard because i have horrible skin condition no w. but thank you for bringing it that >> i guess in 2020 four,>> gre you worked through a lot of stuff. yes. ythat your thing? yeah. i'm still cruel. yeah. oh, good. oh, yes. he kepw do youeel t that.
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>> yes. yes. how do you feel about clotting days? resignatioreob: i fe likn. >> here's what i feel like. the rest of america. more. harvarard president news screams america. >> yes. who cares? >> i care. do you really? yeah. on. i'll tell you why. ll tell yookay. >> i'll tell you right now.ic leaning forward in anticipation. it's aipatio>> gre it'n emblemae destruction that diy and esg wreaks upon all entities that, in fact, she was not qualified for the jotiest b. here's what i think about her. okay, i agree. 's what greg.y it's i'm sorry. boy, it's been a really big year for you. bn a r a lot of changes. >> you know, she's not. g: is this really diversity? i mean , her melatonin level is sort of high. >> right. yeah, because her parents werean haitian immigrants, but she went to the second best high school immigwent t in the countd she went to stanford, i think, or harvard. >> yeah. she's no. t liket like this is note that disadvantaged youth they gave a shot at. a right. the she's not the reason that the people who started affirmative whaction it.redibl
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that's true. it's been incredibly distorted until now. we havtil e woman by the way. i mean, i'm just kin ad of a smart guy, right? so i, i actually tryd some reade of the stuff that she wrote. i it's, it's. have you read it? ?t's lik e.e, impossible.e. it's impossible. yes. like, i don't understand a wor i don'd of it. and i feel like no one read it yet. a few months ago. yeah. nobodyl w mont said, okay, yeahs fine. i wouldn't bother to read the sentencea ph.d. s. s. >> i actually read it the first time it came out when it was written by the original author n by . yeah. so t they live in the same gamet loop where they're basically log rolling right therthey're. w like, you know, if you're doing gender studies or whatever like that, you justit's a, you it's all right. >> how do you feel about this? we>> v. shocked i'm looking forward to her new books. you can't jokenew book about ane the king of late night. you knowhere was, it's i guess d was just a point where harvard looked and said, look, you got to fall on the sword.
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you know, we're we're our numbers are down. we're not gettin moneyg in mone. and in the end, that's all it's about. it's about admissions. it's about keeping yethat m money going. and when you're top donors are like, yeah, i'm not going to donate money, you then it s becomes, yeah, it's time for you to go. >> yeah, she watched it. shheose costs harvard $1,000,000,000 in one quarter and that's all that matters. >> yeah. yeah. yeah. she she call pelos eah.>> gre she shoi to get>> vin that money back. they all have. yeah. they all havce alle hie moral s. ethical. they're, they're all about the i until it becomes about moneyy? . >> like, you know what?ctua it's actually not that important anymore. yeahllnot i, yeah.m but they stood by her and they wouldn't. i'm telling you, they wouldn't haveyou, they wouldn- . if it was you rob white guy,have they would have stood by you. u they'd throw you out on your bearded. but i'm divers >>t one. yeah. yes, you are. i forgot. yeah, yeah, that's true. >> you have a tail. vestigial tail. quite honestly. ta.e. stigial anymor it really works. that excited. all right, kat, what aree your t your thoughts on any partdine
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of the monologue that you want to start with? >> claudine? sureat: sure.sh i. h >> i. i wish i could. and i was. i wish that people let me peointerview people because i would love to ask her. okay. what do you think plagiarism is. hmm. yeah. >> because she's doing this grant ending of this, you know, racism. and i didn't d thing of raciso . and i stand by. i stand by the integrity of myi. work. how much worse would it be if she was actually right and she actually, like, neveally nevr t what plagiarism was? yeah. dit expellingd jus all these kids and she's like, yep, you did a plagiarism. and d pl i she didn't realize she's been doing the same thing all along becausng.e you you can't just turn in someone else's work with quotes whether ork it or not. you're supposed to provide something new to the conversation. so conv people get so wrapped uppla in this that she plagiarized. >> you should have been fired. ohrishould h fired, should nevee this that. >> like what do you think you did then? yeahth what what is plagiarism and howh is what you did? she no one will ever ask her that. they triedat yid no to out the word with duplicate, duplicative, duplicative, duplicatived to.
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>> thank you. i'm here. but it's crazy that the tod of harvardea d is in held to a higher standard than comedians because. if someone steals a joke, we trash each other. we're all over it. we r we'r called hacks.e in >> but if you're in higher education, why then we'll let slide. yeah, yeah, yeah. that degree pass through. but, you know. yeah, no s, hezetimes,true. she did a dozen times. it's not that she made one mistake. i mean, it doesn't science practically. this is sort of a pattern. i mean when, when, when robin enwilliams would inadvertently use someone's material, he would send the give ,ash, give money. like you even get like 20 grand. he'd give you cash. he'd say, i'm so sorry. huld sai your show and i stole your joke. wow. like, i don't know anybody stand up there lik your did yoe >> well, i'm still mad at you. it's like you do the right thing. yeah. all right, well, we'll movthe oe >> good. i'd be broke, but next, why the clintons aren't smiling after epstein court filings. >> if you'll be in the new yorkd area and would like free to see gutfeld go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld and clic k is s
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now i know what you're thinking. that's a lot of frequent flier amiles island. but many of those 50 instances of up only inifical conversation, specifically whether or not to subpoenalyhowe as part of an old lawsuit. however, one of epstein's victimof vics says she actuallyf bill clinton go off into the night with a beautiful woman on each arm and aar beautiful womam.n on each arm. well, i guess we know it wasn't hillary and chelsea. y go yeah. when they goff off the night, it's on a to sit in broome. >> for his part, bill has always denied being the island. but he also denied many things like having with that womand hi and hating his wife. w you don't deserve that joke said. >> wy obe actually obtained somf the court documents, though,ta e and here here are some names g that only got partially en like
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this one here. i wonder who that could be.ould i don't know. then there's this one. this is a puzzler. this one? >> apparently, he was only there for the snacks. at and i don't know what this one is. thats see. >> i know i hear that is clearly a typo. >> rob, what are your thoughts here? do you thinkdo you think t the t >> the goo wd thing about this m is, is that we sawan so many fae lists on twitter. so now we're going to get the real thing. look, nobody surprised that bill clinton was on that island. right. it's not like he's not breakintg up like fox news alert. >> guess what? sos the names on list differe are people, names we know. there's a deputy and people are on the island and peoplee i. on the plane. the names of people on the plane the that include some, you know. >> so you're saying that the plane went somewhere else like
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to. i don't know, donald planet hollywood. planngi once or twice coming back from miami or coming somewhere. hese thiso these think this is l going to come out. the reality about this stuff is that like this this is like what's amazing to me is that there's a really, really wherrich guy. nobody's ever explained to me where the money came from. nobody knows whereobody the moo came from. and all the other rich people go on the island and nobodn thy asked what is in the event? >> what did he make? g >> did he like that? nobody knows. and yet this guy likout thise, d you actually go to somebody's island who you didn't know they how they got rich? that gabon definitely would never do that. if if i was if they werei i i footing the bill and i knew there'dwover do food, i wob be there. >> it would be like you'd be hunted like game e by dream. all right. i think the better question g is how get bill clinton offestin the island. ce all right. once he was there. right. it's like, billy, you got
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to leave sooner later because they're going to look for you. do you think epstein killed himself? ce >> you know, the evidence is just so overwhelming that he was by himself in his cell and there was just and no one es around that issue. they were so distraught over all those yearstraughts just moe kids that call down to the guard. he said, hey, can you help m e m kill myself while i'm down here? oh, come on. listen, there's no doubt about it. what happened? everything in the jail breaks that could see this guy and the next s gu morning he wakes up, he's got a broken leg, a broken arm, and strangled himself to death. >> there's a gun somewhere in the. i mean. yeah, come on. to, there's he now. that was. that was a nice clinton. almost. >> yes. cat, what what do you makeyo of this story? tions? what do you make of these revelations? we wr mind what rob longt rob l, it not being a big deal. we work at fox.e you let me remind you.i >> well, i think maybe we havea been a little hard on hillary clinton for not being able
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to be relatable when she was running, because that's like ilw it's not what my life was like. like, what was it overs wa christmas prs? she was probably like, sweetie, grandpa's a little stressed out right no w w because all thee speculation he took a private jet to a placeto known as island. >> that's not what my house was like over the holidays. ov i don't know who a i think most people's life was like that. >> but rob is right to the rig point where this has been discussed so many time this se that for most people, for average people, it's just this crazy, salacious thing. but like they knew this hung out with this guy. >> you know, maxwell was at chelsea chelsea clinton's weg after he was convicted of the sex crimes of minors the first time. so i don't know how yo't know we get in. of course, she can't get in front of a camera and be like, i'm just lik e you know, epste you're not. i wonder if epstein referredin to this island. that's terrible marketing. yeah, wellribl depends on who a
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you're talking to. barely. exactly. >> it's a happy. island. and the other one is lik ieequet island. ly joe, is it true that you frequently visited epstein's islanded epstein? no, greg, that is not true. if i were on epstein's island,om i had a bone whistle on thatth whole operation. immediately. the second i saw a bunch of unsupervised teenager buns hanging around a swimming pool. okay. that is a recipe?that i. >> horseplay. >> i think all the chicken fights i like are ones over leftover popeye's. >> i'll say this, greg, it seems to me like bill clinton. like, what's the point of getting rich by bilkingng t haiti with your fake charity? if he did justre take free rides and other people's plane. yeah. yeah, and, y iyeah. like, i get why people ares ab curious about this case. therout ause te were all these d this island? and they've got, like, and
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one serious dead guy and one conviction? yeah, it's crazy e convic. >> my question, greg, is how was the island? was it nice? yeah. you know nice? . it's overrated. you know what you guys want to do after the show? read my yelpshowad m. >> i only give it two and a half stars. wow. anywknow, they were rude to me. anyway. okay. up next, some biker punks attackr , a tv hung. to your youngest finally popped the question, but now the question, but now you're really goin mal to get those new dentures after all. you need a smile that matches the moment just f. so this might be a good time to mention that aspen dental can create natural dentureshelpn can create natural dentureshelpn in no time just for you.g and that comes with $0 downyourc plus 0% interest if paidor in full in eight months, helping mothers of grooms look their best. it's one more way. >> aspen dental is in your corner. >> so many of us have struggled with our weight and get to that
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hey, what we covered for car hey hey it's bell dat.so who are these bikes for? they're so tiny. was there a reuniowas thn? ig wr littleld people, big world i one of the bikers is wearing a pink barbie jacket. i we sure that'sjacket not dana perino. she does run with a bad crowrin. after falling in with kat ziering said his ten-year-old daughter was with him in theaid car when they were approached by the gang. thankfully, he and his daughter were unharmeankfullyd, but they understand what happened. we should bring in the experts tuesday night flights
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with tyrus. >> oh, no, it's no. it's a tricycle.squad of yeah, of history. it's an alternative swinge. and miss in the one. this is a veteran from back in the day. star of no sta to one out.one do he's got one down. here comes the girlfriend up. shwne better swinging to miss all the daddy fighting is skip days because it's a he's from the hills you might have to changhee his address to finds out because he's so calledd biker gang members. oh by the way he still have trainingt.e bi on.g whee he's getting away. he's backing up. get more. no more muffins out. wor >> this might have been the worst case of biker i've ever seen in my entire life, but thank goodness he's tuesdaya . all right. been source of contentiollight,s the five over whether this was self-defense because he didn't reallye n't real to get out of d i contend that as a dad, he had
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to protect his daughter and heeg had to get out and fight. the judge, jeanine, said i was wrong. >> regardless of whether you're right or wrong, this was the best episode of 9021. all i've ever seen in my lifest are if this was the show would have watched it. >> i mean, where the was this lis on?is iow way >> now, it's a weird thing because if you know a bond boy lawyer had on ife thin you're in your car and you're safe, technically, you're not supposed to get out of theur car. got he said he got out to see what the damage was. and then once that happened, while he was on his wayhe to survey the damage, he threwhe a punch at one of the people. fou're can't listen i you're in that and stay in youru car, don't get out of car, especially if you have a ten year old kid in a car. there's no point in getting out. point gettin he get out, thenrot he runs across the street and further abandonshet and he's his daughter. yeah. yeah. i think he's going to be charged with endangering the welfar g tbecharged e a mino you think by his own kid? do you think you try to draw ink he wthe kids? >> i mean, the gang away fromis his daughter? you leave your kid behind, you know, you have to stay.
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that's what bill said about island. exactly. yeah. you don't leave the kid, right? you know, i. it's. look isl, i'm going to justify what these kids did on these mopeds. you know, they're justn th the to deliver food or whatever they were trying to do. >> and ig to, you know, and i guess he's got a thing against how you look. nst hey i don't time.hell >> i want that pizza free. i don't know what the was happening there. but yeah, ite but lo looks stayr car. don't get out of your car because it's not going to end well for anybod tend wey right? kat, you're in the car in near. it's either your dad or cam. at thewhat would you tell them o if their car was being surrounded by these milligan thugs on their tiny little bikes circling, circling your car, making? >> i probably wouldn't notice because i'd be on my phone. yeah, it's. >> i don't. >> it's just very interestingd how bad they allthey at fighting it. can we, like, roll it again. i was wellagain.h --, i. it's like there's many more of them and than just the one
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in there all just kind of like haphazardly doing this. >> look at your flailing right? no, exactly like. but you're like, what? you what? you just reminded me of those things. that inflatable thing at the car. yes, i havat e that should you should be in front of the auto parts store. >> yeah, i kno parts sw, i my t in my application but they said that thing didn't have to be paidation bu i wage but iy i didn't not even want to really get in because they're just like they get them, they're like yea h. so i don't know, there's something, there's something weird goinird goin g on here. >> i feel, joe, that he was anes inspiration the dadsg up are finally waking up problem and he'she's a had enough. he's a message to the rest of america. >> what say you members only manyeah, yo? yeah. you mess with that guy. you going to have to mess with gabrielle carteriwi gabriee oh, well, he's just going to meet me at the peach pi pt j right. >> wow. this just vindicates me for only traveling by a rollerth via blade. of most of the attacks i have to worry about are justht fromyu homophobes. but this was.
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this was more embarrassing fortl the the scooter gang, as i liklt to call them, because i imagine to go tell your friends about that later. yeah. hey, we got into a fight with a guo y from 902.0. did you win? not really?t >> that was it. jason priestley no, i bet likela a lot, actors were stilltime jealous because they that was a lot of screen time. yeah that got. austin and he got, you know brian austin green has to get divorced to be on tv to have more well you're a902 in a fan no you went through i wasn't there. no, you weren't. >> i don't know what happened. looking at that tape, two words, but you'll see small it oh, i think i might emerge you over this right now. >> you think so? away but i like it's a little bit a like, you know, he runs away and there's a lot of slapping
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and now we're thinking to myself i haven't seen in ziering in a while. sharknado it's been a while. yeah you. >> know action figure. i don't know you could see you could see people in bumy business saying let's seead let's get ian in here i in here to read this i think t think tha real fight. i don't think you can choreograph that. and i have to san th.y a 59 year old, i'm 59 as well. i was quite impressed with his stamina to throw these people around, you know, now i think he's a talented actor and there's like enormous amount of trainingor ere' that goesgood into making a fight look good. i agree that you would have to tur.agren tail and run in an second. >> and i do i would agrea e tha i didn't say that. that your kids would be like, well, i guess he left his kidst ,but all of your loved oneofs would be abandon them really in a second. >> well, i don't i don't dispute that. assu of it i d you're loved ones but to me had some collective human connection. >> maybead they be gone.>> gre yeah. wow. th well for me.
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but is that possible? how can you teach kids physical hoch physis from a couch? fact is, whether you like it or, not, there's something to meritd ocracy. you need to be able to do the job in order to be considered fore ed for the jobe unfortunately, in today's world, that's not the case. a housebound obese case, man te? p.t.a., p.e.. what's next, kamala public speaking. stevie speak wonder teaching.g driver's ed. alec baldwindr teaching. t workplace safety. blair thomasea teaching women's studies. brian kilmeade. teaching how to write a book. >> oh.s oh. chick teaching math.. >> oh.k teac sexist. today you can be a fitness instructor, even if ideaes is of doing crunches. is thithiss hot and sorry whencn you say you do 50 squats a day. they really don't count if they're over the toilet. >> joe catt, is this unfair? kai
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>> him? i mean, how can you teach kidssf physical ad if you're not y physically capable of teaching it? >>ch kid i don't know.hing it >> i mean, first of all, gym teachers are usually not people that are in good shapgym that is true. there are people who have been in good shape, and that'peoplens the only way they can cling on to their past forever like things are still going. wer >> but also, i think he could almost be a better gym teachernt . >> why? just put him on the camera and be like, run kid putims? >> you know, do you want to be too fat to gdoo to wor you wk sy i'd probably run faster. i'd what? you know, i mean, no, you have to be able to go to work to do the job. but there, you kno couldw, coull be maybe a different kind of gym class. that might scare you if you don't like moving around. yeah, look at that. i like that yoyou miu might wan. >> yeah, but he can get out of his field of vision and do dogs likterrible, terrible thini they did to me in gym class. we won't get into that. that'll be for my special on fox nation. joe, what if a comedia n sues a comedy club who won't let him perform becausn'e wants to do il
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by zoom and not tell jokes? >> well, would ruinreally my retirement plans. want ti really want to take it . i can't set a lot of gym teachers are very healthy. wer some of mine were either fat or smoked cigarettes and the gymy e were usually like the dumbest of the teachers to o. but there was things you could learn from them. like if you're fat and unhealthy, don't be a gym teacher. be a comediaacher,n. >> my advice to him is it's not the problem with being a comedy. it's how he's asked me to be a comedy . >> what he should do is ask for a golf cart right. yeah. you can just like drive around while the other people are heexercising that you just solvd the whole problem. >> wowoe: . >> yeah. well, rob, now. but, you know,u it's interesting. almost all problemknow,'s could be solved with a golf cart. >> that's really true. actually, we just have as lunc h trailing behind it. >> i don't know how you can
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i dob of beingacher on a gym teacher on zoom. how are you going to believe the gay kids? >> yeah.he job that's not the job of a gym teacher. yoke, pick the vulnerabl oe ones and, like, make fun of them. yeah, they're going to do that. that's true. you know, you got to shop too .w to work every day to do that and put in the time. >> we're jus t ones, you know, like, i'm sure we don't get into it. >> i'm sure it wasn't sure you. didn't love gym class. i don't think i had gym class. well, we called it p.e. and you're going to note. no, i actually participate. oh, i hated it. you know what i used to do when we playei particted dodgeball? >> i got hit on purpose so i could sit down. aha. very pse s good.reg: it' and it's hard to hit you because you were very skinny. i'd run right into it you t. t >> here you go, vince. you're a judge. whic greg: th means you are als a lawyer. does this guy have a caslae. he's a £400 man. we haven't even really talkedkeb about thatou. he's has obesity related illnesses, and he's kept from teaching p.e. that. how could that be the school's faulschot? well, you have to actually
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show that that's the reason wh e they didn't hire him. i mean, he can't just say that. that's the reason wh.y. t li yeah. i mean, it's like going to a club and bombing and saying, you don't like me because i'm bald be it's like, no, you're not funny. yeah. yeah, you. so you hav you e to proveha the thingth.ins first off, with regards to everything we're talking about, though. to talking but do you need to e qualifications? look, we see coaches in all. kinds of, you know, younge ou sports that can't do the thing. how manye are out there coachig little league? that they were never good at it. and they're yelline yelling kid so. and i don't think you need to do it likit like e but you sd be able to stand up and actually go to work. o right. like, there's that part of it. you should have to go to the job. e job shthe job shouldn't have d to you every time. and you should meet lott i wa of qualifications. like you can't say, look, i want to be in the navy, but i want to be stationed t north wat dakota. yeah, yeah. i don't like water, like boats.. . yeah, i'm more of a land navyyo guy. yeah. so, you knowu haveo k , you havk some of the boxes. >> yeah, i want to just defend my home will that
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about what happened earlier learn the warning signs of alzheimer's . some things come with age, some others don't. a story in five words. >> five words. a dog bed, furry humanmanss show this thing. all right. that's a company named playfuldo created a human sized dog bed for people that cost a $500. >> it's this perverse. >> this is probably the whitest story i've ever seen in my life . quote, tigress as tigress of black that gave me charlie pain. this is the craziest thing i've ever said. let me tell you. where is mpayne. soy china attack nowttack. this is when you want to attacko . this is it. we've hit rock bottom as a country, right? open doorsm . come get us.th yes. what do you think, joe? this is probablyin than the bad you have right now. >> it's not better than the bad. d i haveight nowi right now.
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but i understand why it's $500. i mean, does michael jordan gam? sleep in this bed after he wins the basketball game for. that's not the john product.- i was prou d. e >> that's a hell of a reference. well, i just want to see him. like, of all products for dogs,r the only one i'm interested in is like the milk-boneoduc fos your teeth. yeah, yeah, it's true. they're having milk-bone>> gre h adults, so we don't have to brush our teeth. that would be perfect. i'm just. i'm busting my heree . >> you just invaded somebody, and if you weren't so lazy, you couloulde d a billionaire r. >> it maximizes comfort, fosters a sense of security. >> would you keep those bourbon ? yeoes, i.whole i think the whole storsty is summed up in the look on that dog's face, which is get me ou baof yeah, i want out of here so bad.
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>> s.o.s. torture blinking. i actuallyi , i actuallyng i shouldn't even make jokes. i love the direction we're going in. . cannoti cannot wait until they e up with a $500 dog crate for humans. >> yeah, yeah, i'm gonna.t >> i'm investing in that. >> yes, you can keep your gimp in there. yes. can i sleep with my dog? d it >> but it's my bed and it's not his bed. e anim >> this seems like it's crossing the line into the animal kingdomalthough. although my dog is a male, sobu that might make me gaydo, but i don't know if that can. that doesn't make you gay. reg:o >>ka not that, huh? no. this. this is sick. yeah. i like the fac people.y fact that if people bought this and they want, like, why yeah, j why? like i'm never jealous of my dog's bed. oh. which is why my dog also in my
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