>> neil: and they continue unleashing. we are learning 121 attempts on u.s. forces in iraq and syria, three attacks in less than 48 hours. they go on around ten times our response to those attacks. congressmen, we will keep following that, thank you, sir, and for your service this country. michael waltz of florida. corner of wall and broad today, a tough time this young year, but a lot of it has to do with concern about interest rates that are keeping people guessing, suffice it to say that right now, we are losing a lot of steam but millionaire investor ken fisher says he is not worried. he is confident that this year's market will be pretty strong, almost as strong as last year's market. why he says that. one of the world's most successful investors, certainly one of the most successful i've ever talked to, my special guest tomorrow on "your world." find out what he is thinking. "the five" is now. ♪ ♪

>> dana: hello, everyone. dana perino along with judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, jesse watters, and greg gutfeld. it is 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ growing fallout over the newly-released just know mike jeffrey epstein documents, shocking high-profile names being revealed from a list hollywood celebrities to titans of industry and even former u.s. presidents. and that is just the start. a second batch could be released at any moment, we'll keep an eye on that. one name that appears 50 times in the document is former president bill clinton. one of epstein's accusers, joanna schonberg, testified that the pedophile told her clinton quote likes them young, referring to young girls. telling jesse the documents raise new questions about the former president. >> a victim reported being on a helicopter with him and maxwell.

and there is another statement that she made that clinton was on the island, which is very different than what we had heard previously. we heard he was not on the island. hard to say who to believe, of course. he was on the island, but didn't take the bait, in other words, didn't have sexual relationships of any of the girls. >> dana: bill clinton denies ever visiting epstein's island. schonberg detailing alleged abuse of the hands of britain's prince andrew, saying he groped her breast and accusing the prince of having group sex with minors. denied misconduct in a sexual abuse case by epstein -- michael jackson, magician david copperfield, former present donald trump. we want to make clear that most of the people named in this suit have not been accused of wrongdoing.

judge, can you maybe also say whatever you want, of course, but why these documents are coming out? >> jeanine: and that is an excellent question. look, there was a lawsuit where he virginia giuffre sued ghislaine maxwell f. this lawsuit took place in 2016, as with most lawsuits, civil, there is a deposition ahead of time. for some reason, from 2016 until today, those depositions were sealed. judge loretta press go, a federal judge, made the decision she was going to unseal th them, but for two or some possibly three jane those who say harm could come to them. there will be, as a result of this, a rolling release of more names going forward. what we have so far is not all of them. i would caution everybody that this is not the black book.

the black but no macbook is in the possession of the department of justice and want to hear ghislaine maxwell say for all of this, the only person who is in jail as a female, my response to her would be, you have the black book. you could have cut a deal. or maybe jeffrey epstein, you know, didn't hang himself and she doesn't want to be in the same situation. the most shocking name was stephen hawking, that was a stunner. what was amazing, you could say, we don't know, we cannot attribute wrongdoing to any of them, but epstein actually wrote an email to maxwell, and he said, you could issue a reward to any of virginia's friends, that is the victim, family coming forward to help prove her allegations are false. the strongest is a clinton dinner and the new version in the virgin islands at stephen hawking's participated in an under age orgy.

an email from epstein to maxwell saying pay them to shut that one down. think also about the fact you have david copperfield, bill clinton, michael jackson, kevin spacey. what is common among all of them? there previously accused of sexual assault or some sexual deviancy. bill clinton with a college student, copperfield with an underage teenager. kevin spacey, the same, and michael jackson, and accused pedophile. the bottom line here, it is the bankers that these girls would not necessarily recognize. they don't know the network of banks that allowed the money, and in spite of the suspected account -- in spite of those, that network is what allowed this pedophile -- and he is a pedophile -- to continue to do business after his conviction in florida. >> dana: jesse, what else did

you learn last night? it broke right on your show. >> jesse: the judge is right. this is a very small window into the world of epstein, besides being a benefactor of the sciences and a wealth manager, he was an intelligence asset. that is why the federal government signed this nonprosecution agreement with him many, many years ago because he was working for the cia, possibly mossad, remember ghislaine maxwell's father who drowned mysteriously off of his yacht was also involved with mi6, mossad, possibly the cia. the intelligence world overlapped with the arist aristocratic, political, finance, celebrity circles, and they use sexual currency as leverage. board makes the sexual currency so potent and so elicit is the girls were underage. and no one seems to care about the girls. all the media seems to care about is making political hay out of these names.

and they are so focused on linking donald trump to this, when bill clinton has so much more exposure to jeffrey epstein. donald trump actually provided information to the lawyer of some of these victims that ended up checking out. he did it without having to be deposed, he didn't fight a subpoena like bill clinton did. and it was his department of justice that ended up arresting jeffrey epstein. he cut off a relationship he had with jeffrey epstein, a very long time ago. meanwhile bill clinton lied about being on these flights. i have someone that told me they saw him on the islands. bill clinton was photographed getting a massage by one of the victims and jeffrey epstein -- so the intelligence committee still is trying to clean this up. and it just saddens me that no one is thinking about these victims, and everyone is covering up for the royal family, the politicians, the

bureau, langley, the media has just been disgraceful in their coverage. >> jeanine: $290 million went to the victims from jpmorgan. $290 million. >> dana: greg, got some thoughts? >> greg: this is the first i heard of stephen hawking being accused of speech 25 with underage. i guess he really did prefer a brief history of time. i listen to this news and i feel like i showed up at target on saturday after black friday. all of the good stuff has been cleaned out. all that is left are two socks and a muumuu. it is all the stuff that you already knew, right? it is like, it is stuff -- the stuff that matters, the real black male stuff, was probably removed far, far earlier, like a bowl of halloween candy at the end of the night come all you have are wafers and dots. there is no surprise, no dana perino, right? >> dana: no, no. >> greg: we have photos of you handing in a book a day over due

at the library. >> dana: i still feel guilty. >> greg: bill clinton at epstein island is a shocking as my parents at church. saw that coming. for me it feels like the ufo stories, right? for a couple years now it has been like a series of tantalizing hints at something else. perhaps to keep us all occupied with the morsels rather than the meat. as jesse might be alluding to come a larger, bigger operation that had its tentacles everywhere, holding onto power and wield influence. there are so many crazy things happening in this world that is unexplained. you can point to our immigration policy, which is a mess. everyone agrees it is a mess, no it is doing anything about it. perhaps a lot of these insane actions are because people are forced to do something because someone had something on them. maybe it is not the filter isn't oppressed versus oppressor, but the compromiser versus the

compromised. >> dana: last word to you, jessica. >> jessica: not a ton of new information, obviously, but deeply disturbing to see it all over again and to feel the gravity and the breadth of this scandal and how many lives it touched, how many people, we are all here in new york, we have rub shoulders with some of these people, walks down the street, they have been out and about, and some of them still have very high flying careers and it will be interesting to see what happens to them. people have obviously lost their careers in the last few years as a result. i would say on the prints and her front, i think this is different because now queen elizabeth is not around t. she tacitly acknowledges it was true by removing him from public life. she said you are not on the christmas card anymore. still in a palace but it is a dinkier one and you have to get out, no one to shield him anymore from what he has done.

i also think there is an important moment for local journalism and julie kate brown at the "miami herald" deserves all of the props and all of the shout outs in the world you can possibly muster for the backbreaking work that she did to break this story. originally, to get interviews for all of those women who spoki think on "good morning america" that was happening. support local journalism and make sure that they are getting the funds to do these investigations. and then what happens? nor any of these people going to be prosecuted further? is that what is coming down the pike for someone? >> jeanine: the question is the statute of limitations, the black book, why is that affirmative justice not revealing the names in the black book? why are they keeping it sealed? we heard about senator george mitchell. we heard about governor bill richardson. i mean, you don't want to see these names, but he was -- you are right, he was running people in power, but people in the banks, and the truth is it was

the department of justice through alex acosta who gave him the deal of a lifetime, took the case away from the local d.a., and instead of investigating it for money laundering and everything else when they had it dead to write, they gave it back to the local d.a. and he got a slap on the wrist. if you remember that case, that is where he gave people immunity for in perpetuity, for life. >> jesse: hunter biden immunity. >> dana: and by the way, wafers are actually pretty good. >> greg: you would say that. >> jeanine: the best. >> dana: we will get them. mayhem in the court, a defendant lunges at a judge during sentencing. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> jessica: a shocking scene from a courtroom in las vegas. >> i think it is time for a taste of something else because i just can't with that. >> [bleep]! [bleep]! [indistinct shouting] >> [bleep]! [bleep]! [bleep]! >> jessica: a convicted criminal flying through the air, and viciously attacking a judge and a nearby marshal, minutes after she denied his request for probation. facing years in prison for attacking someone with a

baseball bat. the judges agreed because of his history for domestic assault and violence. >> you have to do what you have to do, but i figured, if i am in a better place in my life, i am not doing drugs, i am not committing crimes now. >> three felonies, multiple dvs, got a lot going on, sir. >> i feel like -- >> battery on a protected person, robberies. >> jessica: despite the brutal barrage of punches the judge is recovering and the marshal received stitches in his hand and a dislocated shoulder. jessica: and he was expected back in court but skipped out and faces an additional felony, seven misdemeanors, six additional felonies. dana, i guess he was not being truthful, committed assault. >> dana: a rap sheet longer than a cvs receipt it is kind oo

not see it more often. handcuffed her manacled so he couldn't do that. i don't understand how he launches like that from the ground up. i am not going to fault security but it feels like it took them a long time to get him off of her. she has punched several times. judges go through a lot. judge will be able to attest to that more than me. i think is absolutely horrendous. >> greg: i think it is a terrible idea they still those many trampolines. it just serves no -- obviously no purpose but to hurt her. this is what happens when you lock up everything with the criminal, right? i'm sure the solution come up with the judge behind plexiglass like a jumbo tube of. i don't know how she is as a judge at all. maybe the more lenient, progressive judges might look at

this and think, home, maybe i should start thinking about not letting people out, violent criminals because it is not coming to my house. these criminals are way more emboldened than they used to be, we see them mobbing people, they just looted a bakery, i don't know if you saw that tape in compton, california, they attack women to do whatever they want. why wouldn't they do this now? they never go to jail, they get out. the woke justice system is rewarding these thugs and it is time that maybe -- the judge is just laughing. >> dana: yeah, why? >> jeanine: i mean, it is terrible. you know what a courtroom is like, it is like a zoo and that is just part of it. the guy is 30 years old and has three felonies, several of them violent, nine misdemeanors, cargo domestic violence, being sentenced now for taking a baseball bat and threatening to

break someone's kneecap and causing substantial harm. now what i don't understand about this, the guy is on bail! he is still on bail! they let him out! they didn't keep him after all of this. the guy is still out there. it is nuts. the whole thing is nuts. i don't want to have plexiglass in between me and the defendant. this guy was airborne, he was clean, jumped over the defense table, over the bench, which is always higher than the rest of the tables, obviously, but the thing that really amazes me is that this guy not only was able to assault her, but he assaulted her law secretary, he assaulted the court-martial in the courtroom here and i mean it's crazy. he believed he was going to get probation. that is on the lawyer. let me tell you why. he should have known, i turn my life around, not doing drugs anymore, the judge could have sentenced him to max for years, i can't, looking at all of this,

gross misdemeanors, all of that, he should have known he was going to jail that day. he pled guilty. as part of a plea deal, you work out a deal had of time and find out what are you going to sentence me to before i plead guilty? a lot of this is on the defense attorney. i have a lot of respect for defense attorneys. did you see that eagle on there? if he came after me he would be wearing an eagle on that. >> jessica: jesse, i figured you would want to do an analysis of the superhero form. >> jesse: it is a shame to see such great athletic talent squandered. i would have done the same thing. i would grab the american flag like a lance and shove that where the sun don't shine. this guy, it is just too bad, racist criminal justice system, i don't know if you saw in "the wall street journal" the other day, i would like jessica just to sink her teeth right

into this, i will give you this so you can read and on the way home, don't get robbed on the subway, it is proven now that the criminal justice system is not against black americans. they are treated equally by the criminal justice system because they commit a disproportionate amount of the crimes and then when they are in front of the court, they are actually treated more leniently in terms of sentencing. the main driver of crime in the african american community and in the white community is a lack of a father. it's poverty and lack of fathers. if you go back to the '30s and '40s, the african american community, there is more racism in this country, more poverty in the black community, but the crime rate in the black community was very, very low and you know why that was? fathers were there. >> greg: tell that to people, but doesn't help anybody. oh, i will just go out and get a father, i'll be right back. it's like you can't -- this is the problem with the republican

message, telling people, oh, we just need more fathers, doesn't help anybody. you are going to have to live with the reality of the world is changed. dads aren't coming back for a lot of people. >> jesse: i am still fighting for the dads, greg. i am not giving up on dad's. >> greg: that is your next book. >> jesse: thank you for mentioning my next book come available for preorder right now where books are sold. get it together. >> jessica: america's dad, jesse watters. okay come up next, the new female director of "star wars" sparking controversy over what she said about men. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> jeanine: dei is dying, but not in liberal hollywood. despite companies pulling the plug on diversity, equity, and inclusion, disney is doubling

down. they are tapping a feminist to direct the next "star wars" movie. sharmeen obaid-chinoy will be the first woman in first person of color to help in the build film franchise beloved by millions of men. >> we are creating something very special. we are in 2024 now. it is about time we had a woman shape the galaxy far, far away. >> jeanine: obaid-chinoy is no stranger to being woke. listen to what she said about men in the clip from 2015. >> i like to make men uncomfortable. i enjoy making men uncomf uncomfortable. it is important to be able to look into the eyes of a man and say "i am here" and recognize

that come and recognize that i am working to bring something that makes you uncomfortable and it should make you uncomfortable because you need to change her attitude. >> jeanine: all right, dana. most "star wars" fans are men. why have a director who wants to make men uncomfortable? >> dana: i don't understand. companies get to do whatever they want, you can hire whoever you want and if nobody wants to watch the product anymore and you have to figure out a way to crawl your way back to the good graces of your customers, like budweiser, for example. peter to this day will still not buy anything from gillette because of toxic masculinity from several years ago. he holds fast to that one. on the di front, when the george floyd riots were happening, a lot of commitment made by corporate america say wy money, change our policy. that has not worked out, especially because people

realize, one, the destructiveness in the cultures of the companies and the fact they are losing customers. there is a move, we are for diversity, also for merit, and it is a slow walk back. probably ultimately a good one overall for corporate america but in this case, knock yourselves out. i actually don't really like "star wars" anyway. >> greg: typical chick. >> jeanine: let's talk about "star wars," greg. i had a female lead, rey, and in the woke one, the protagonist was a female in the miniseries had a female lead. you think she will even follow the series? >> greg: i don't know. honestly, i have not watched a single "star wars" thing since the first movie, which i saw in a theater in 1980 and i sat through it twice, thought it was interesting, it is interesting to see people refusing to let go of something like dei. it is like a drug addiction without the benefit of getting high. some false virtue signaling that

only large corporations can get away with, right? large corporations can easily shoulder this to destructive behavior and paraded around like a virtue. meanwhile those policies would destroy smaller companies if they were to try that. big companies do this when they are losing money. and it is a scam, right? it is basically a long rolling drift. hire me as a consultant, dei consultant, install this program in your hr department, pay us and we give you the grades that tell you what a great job you did in dei, send that out to the press, to the activist groups and your employees in the nobody notices that you are not paying for maternity leave because you are so good on pei. dei is doa and the reason is what we were talking about last week, it is an overfishing problem. you forced all recruiters to the same watering hole and demanded, the demand exceeded the supply by far so companies are naughtily discriminating

discriminating against other candidates, their preferential hiring has left them with less capable leftovers. it can it is like a cleaned out buffet or going to target on a saturday after black friday. the best is gone. and you are left with a bunch of speech only seven. >> jeanine: take a listen to this. and i want to come back to you. >> reverent, is plagiarism a fireball offense. >> we are not defending any of that. i think the harvard board would agree and have to answer that. we are about, they said this is about dei, that is what we are here for. >> what does race have to do with the firing of the college president. >> we are here to say dei is not something we can sand to see let go. >> jeanine: forget about plagiarism. >> jesse: it has always been about a race hustle. it has always been about

patronage for sharpton and his crew. how many people can they get into these companies, perhaps without the proper qualifications and what kind of influence can they generate within these companies and what kind of profit can they share with the crew from inside the company's? that is what it is about. it is a trojan horse for these people and al sharpton. and he can't stand that it is leaving. "star wars" thing, i'm old school, judge. i'm always about the customer is always right. >> jeanine: that's true. >> jesse: if you are a boss of a company you are actually trying to serve the customer. what does he want? what does she want? are they going to enjoy the product? now it is not about serving the customer it is about scolding the customer. it is all about them. it is all about the executives. and the ceo. what do they want to tell a customer? it doesn't matter what the customer wants. they don't matter. it is what you want to tell them

and show them and schooled them about. this is such a bad business model, you see with disney and all of these companies, it is starting to fall apart and al sharpton is now grasping at straws. >> jeanine: the truth is disney, jessica, lost $400 million last year. they brought iger back and almost lost half a billion dollars. big tech companies are starting to dump dei. what is taking hollywood and disney so long? >> jessica: the fact they are actually making a ton of money on movies that would be to you guys wokified. "the little mermaid" top grossing, and go back to "wakanda forever," "black panther," top six grossing superhero movies, in competition with batman and superman and all of it. >> greg: very pro masculine. you can't have black and masculine, jessica? what is your problem?

>> jessica: don't do that. you know exactly -- >> greg: this is what we are talking about, the toxic masculinity of "star wars." >> jessica: you are also talking about this woman as if she is a left-wing nut job on twitter at. she two oscars, seven emmys, the only person to have won two directing oscars by the age of 37 and because she made a few comments in an interview, who is to say this is a "star wars" franchise that will expand the base and make people feel seen in a way that hasn't happened before. >> greg: don't go to movies to be seen. >> jessica: but white men have been seen forever. >> jesse: princess leia was very white and was seen by a lot of people. >> jessica: a, i do know what you mean, that isn't the subject. and b, why if it is also reaping monetary benefits -- i'm not saying disney didn't lose money, but it didn't lose money because they had a black ariel answers

on the "black panther" is a huge -- >> jeanine: losing money for a different reason? >> greg: it's time, we need a gay darth vader. >> jessica: thank you for taking -- yes, i am wearing pink. sometimes women wear pink. >> jeanine: coming up, all hell breaking loose in america, adults trampling over each other to get their hands on a cup. ♪ ♪ igh) if you struggle with cpap... you should check out inspire. no mask. no hose. just sleep. inspire. learn more andsafety informatin at inspiresleep.com

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wish i was joking. but americans are going nuts over these limited-edition bubblegum pink stanley mugs created with starbucks, only available in target stores and super hard to get a hold of. watch. >> there is a limit two per guest. >> jesse: i mean, what is with you guys? >> jessica: we are the worst. crazy ladies. >> jesse: what's going on here? >> jessica: they are cool. >> greg: women can have a stanley cup of their own. [laughter] >> jessica: i thought it was kind of fun that something was happening shoppingwise in person. did you see that black friday stores, everything was empty because everybody does it online now. they are back in person. >> jeanine: they are all women. i am waiting to see a man in that line. oh, there is a guy. >> dana: i learned a little something about this. i did not know anything about

stanley cup -- this kind of stanley cup. one of the reasons they were so popular, the only cubs that would fit in the cup holders in the car. because it has the narrower block. and it has a handle. have you tried to pick one up? they are not light. >> jesse: something with a narrow bottom and a handle? >> dana: these mom influencers in utah made this thing super popular, and the company was smart and got everyone's email address, if you are sold out and wanted one, they got your email address and would let you know, that is why you have some of these frenzies. everyone needs to calm down. >> greg: could use as a hot tub. either way, it is weird we are watching people now literally carrying around a pot of coffee. when we used to keep at our kitchen, we now carry around, but i get philosophical? >> jesse: please. >> greg: rene girard, french philosopher, when you desire something because someone else desires that thing. some people will buy stock when they hear others claiming they

own it. great example when you are on an airplane and the flight attendant gives somebody another passenger a warm towel or something and then you go, oh, i will have that, too. it is everywhere. when i used to throw parties, when i was editing magazines, we would have goody bags, basic crap, but every celebrity needed to get that goody bag of somebody else got it, didn't matter what was in it and it did not matter it was all free, they still had to have it. those people don't know what they want in life so they rely on others to decide for them. that is what this is. >> jesse: what were the goody bags at the fox nation awards? they were so good. you've got to see these goody bags. really nice goody bags. >> jeanine: let me tell you why. one of the reasons they are so popular is because they are selling them online for $240.

buying them for $49 and selling them online which makes them very profitable. if you live in california, you can steal 19 of them and still be under $950. then you can sell them for $240 each and make $4750 because remember target will not let the cops into the store to make an arrest. so you know what? >> dana: nobody needs to be that hydrated. like, who is tricking all of that? >> jessica: everybody. >> dana: how many of those you get through a day? >> jesse: just water, guys, it's wine. >> jessica: they are not drinking 40 ounces of wine. >> jesse: and they have a straw so guys have no straws. sip it from the cup like a re real -- "the fastest" is up next. ♪ ♪

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counter. they got it back by shifting through -- jesse, you said during the break he would have opened up the dog. what kind of animal are you. >> jesse: hear me out. >> greg: okay. >> jesse: my dog, rookie, ate my nanny's hamburger yesterday -- it was her lunch. now is it my responsibility to get her a new hamburger? >> jessica: yes. >> dana: yes. >> jesse: even though she left it in reach of the dog? >> jessica: first hamburger when she was working? >> jesse: she brought the hamburger. >> jessica: get her another hamburger. >> jeanine: jesse, stop talking. you are only going to get -- >> jesse: that's what i did. i got her another -- i did not get her another -- >> greg: how do your housekeeper feel about having your nanny? this makes me think a great idea if you need to stash money away in your pooch and you can be a little canine atm and poop it

out when you need it. >> dana: i don't understand how they got all but $500 back. >> greg: they washed it down, shredded it, it was in pieces. >> dana: i don't understand that. >> jesse: you can tape it together appeared >> dana: coughed up $250, the rest required following the dog in the backyard to relieve himself? >> greg: judge, something doesn't smell right. asking to pay for a fence for their kid, looked like they could use a fence for their dog. >> jeanine: well said. the dog started throwing up some of the money, and then the dog pooped some of the money so they got, dana, $3500, only $500 short. they started putting out all of the money and taping it together and called the bank, the bank said as long as you have the identification numbers, we will take the money back, and they got them different dollars. i mean, i feel terrible, but i

hope it was a big dog. do we know what kind of dog it was? >> dana: digital wallet. >> greg: jessica, such a strange craving to eat money. >> jessica: yes, i guess so, a little different than cable or whatever. >> greg: what were they thinking, those crazy animals? >> jessica: animals, little people, just put everything in their mouths. you know you play that game, the indecent proposal game, how much would you need to be paid to do x thing? >> jesse: i'm sorry, jessica, i am happily married. i am not playing that game. [laughter] >> jessica: glad you clarified that for everybody. i was thinking about the dollar amount, like, to go through the poop. >> greg: is it worth it? >> jessica: $3500 is a lot of money. >> greg: would have made your maid do it. >> jeanine: nanny. >> jesse: i played a game in newport one summer where i put a $20 bill in a piece of dog poop on the ground and watched people

walk by to see who would take it out. >> jessica: entered anybody do it? >> greg: desperation of people down on their luck. >> jesse: it was in newport! >> dana: does anybody do it? >> jesse: you are. >> dana: that is how rich people stay rich. >> greg: terrible and awful. why is he here? >> jesse: why are you here? >> jessica: "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ d i nall no, not that talk. about what the future looks like. for me. i may have trouble getting around, and my friends are nearby. i can do it with the help of a barber, personal shopper and exercise buddy. someone who can help me live right at home. life's good. when you have a plan. ♪ ♪ .

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♪ >> dana: time for "one more thing" and jessica, you deserve to go first. >> jessica: thank you so much. >> greg: why does she deserve? >> dana: because you have been mean to her all day. >> jessica: fact-check, true. the first player to win the game of tetris. [hyper ventilating] >> i love that the hyper

ventilating. you go, boy. he made it through level 96 which caused the game to glitch and go back to level 18. many have long considered it to be unbeatable. he lost feeling in his fingers. congratulations. >> congratulations. >> that happened to me when i was his age, too. but not playing tetris. all right. >> hey, tonight, what a show. guy benson, erin per reason any, kat timpf, tyrus is back tonight at 10:00 p.m. let's do this. greg, how many nuts? we had the winner last time. i had the trophy. we are going to roll it, stop it and get the guesses of how many nuts he can put in his mouth. >> that's a chipmunk. >> judge jeanine: he hasn't started yet. >> greg: guess before we do do it. >> judge jeanine: 10. >> seven, 5. >> dana: i always overdo. it's just a chipmunk.

flexible cheeks. >> greg: yeah. >> judge jeanine: he is not going to do too much. >> dana: oh, wow. >> jessica: i got it. >> greg: did we just stop it says seven. you got it. you get to take this home with you. >> judge jeanine: you sore lucky. >> jessica: look at that cutie. >> judge jeanine: such a cutie. >> everyone gets a trophy. >> judge jeanine: if you can't get enough of me you are in luck. i will be filling in for laura ingraham tonight at 7:00 on "the ingraham angle." "the ingraham angle" at 7:00 p.m. eastern time. stop talking. greg. and, also, if you are an early riser, i would be on "fox & friends" tomorrow morning in the 8:00 hour talking about a special that i'm hosting on jeffrey epstein. don't miss it. >> dana: the american kennel club is welcoming a small but

mighty edition. it's the 201st recognized breed. it's called alan cass sharier heeler. lanka sharier here. >> those will never be short. >> dana: all right. jesse? >> jesse: i don't have a one more thing. >> dana: would you like to promote your book? >> jesse: get it together available now. preorder it. it will arrive in march. by the way, tonight "jesse watters primetime" inside epstein island. we have an insider who filmed inside. >> inside the island or on the island? >> i think inside the island sounds better. >> judge jeanine: inside the house on the island. >> dana: have a great night. hey, bret. >> bret: you know, when you guys

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