because his supporters can afford it. they can afford the $60,000 electric vehicle. they can afford to outfit their homes with solar panels. meanwhile, the rest of america is lefr thet struggling. >> you know, well, let me tell you, we're all paying the priceo . and you know what? when the people that feed us and feed the worlate ud, whn we're making their jobs harder and more expensive, for them w to produce the food that we all want and need that sustainsi us, that's a big problem. anyway, kelly, thank you. brian, thankghn thank you.he happy new year to both of you. unfortunately, that's all the time we have left this evening. lt thisas alwas always, we thar being with us and making the show possible. please set your dvr so you never, ever, ever, ever miss an episode of hannity. ofwas any time? all the time. every time. hannity, nbc.com, foxnews.conni in the meantime, let not your heart be troubled. greg standing by with a smile on your face. have a great night. >>'ll see you back her'll seck

yes, yes. a ha dog y monday, everybody. so imagine you have a big guard dog to keep an eye on your hom y and you depend on the dog to keep your family safe in a tough neighborhood saf. now, imagine the dog disappears for four days. would you notice i?f? >> the answer is yes. then you're normal. if the answer is njoe o, you'ree biden. >> because how the hell he not know? his secretary of defense was missing for four full daysy of . i mean, it's not like he's hunter on a crack binge. hunteonly showing up to ask for more cash for meth and antibiotics. this a secretary of defense. >> in case you missed it. and trust me, the white house hopes the world did.

lloyd austin was admittet an d to a hospital last monday. >> now we appreciate the general servicase and we wi him a speedy recovery from whatever the problem is. knowing the military, i hope he's not pregnant. 't k but the fact that we don't knowi what the problem is.hen ou >> the problem. but shouldn't the american people be told when our top defensdefens e official is in the icu and can't do the job? ,eve jobn sports make an injury report available to the press. and whenever jesse goes in fore his hair transplant, we let the audience knolew. >> transparency. cy.but you know who elsed in you didn't know? austin's own second in command. he wasommand in vacation in bora neither did austin's chief of staff was out on sick leave. neither did the secretary of state, antony blinken. r neither did national secretary security advisor jakiddle e the. >> middle east is quiet. sullivan. what a lineu lp. s on m >> someone should put all their faces on milk cartonils. thank you.[l

,kilmeade book signinget b signings get better attendanceus there. si but i d guess defense secretary really is a dream job since apparently you can do ito whilite unconscious. tha it wasn't until thursday that sullivan finally found out and called the press. and where was joe? don't ask him unlessjoe?t as. t >> he has it written on a notem card. so to suupm, as the united stats entered 2024, while funding to war is ouour tonsr top defenh officials were either m.i.a. or out of the loop. meanwhile, our presidentilwa was practicing how to say insurrectionist without swallowing his denture onist wis. so this is unacceptable. america is in a tougs inh these days and it's called planet earth. we've got iranrth., its proxiesa attacking our shipping, the chinese buzzing our planes and a southern a border that leaks more than the president in the middle of the night. we're past the point where wean can pretend. there isn't something wrong with gramps. we need to get his car geed tooh keys and then nuclear football

and find out who the hell is actually running this countro y. it ain't joe. and jill is too busy doubling as a seeing eye dod jillg. okay, now we need to changeo the president's anthem from hailf to the chief to i wants. to hold your hand. >> or maybe this♪ is just terrible. >> fact is, the man's not w coming to work. there's more whitehite space on his schedule than a pair at chris christie's fruit of the loomschris . f >> meanwhile, biden was fulfilling his new year's resolution to get work on that t tan. maybe he was trying to look like austiio tn. to loo hope no one would notice this.

was that too far or not far enough? >> this is the ukrainian military. it's a bas e crimea. and the russians responded with missiles they got from north kore respondmissilesa. sale.is the israelis are facing a rising conflict with lebanonrl ,hezbollah and someone killed 100 people or more at a memorial in iranollah an, whih the iranians blamed on the israelis and us. >> still anians b no word of clotting cla data or credit. now is it me or does all this sound world war three ish? >>threeish i wonder how my assi. is coming with that bunker. >> the main chambe ther is 20 two feet below ground and i set up three bodies walker and ak an steel form to pour concrete. lot >> o there is still a lot of woo to do, but i am having a blast and enjoying sharing this project with you. such a hard worker. >> wasn't biden wondering where is defense secretarye secret wae all this was happening? doesn't he get briefings on thing on s other than who's e

guest starring on tonight's murder? >> she wrote. h istruth is, biden was almost certainly too busy rehearsingord his january six speech to bother with world affairs. heyou must have hope that if you scream trump is a danger to democracy. o cracy ofoften enough. we all forget about the real dangers that he was sleepingjanr while he's saying january 6 was worse than the . warse thanno one was guarding an real. instead, the lefst rt now marchs with them. >> so now, fresh off his latestl vaca y, the president demands a deal. he wants republicans to give a e a blank check for ukrain him gaza, before he'll even try to harden a southern border. that less secure than pelosi in a bathing suit. o turn >> we're supposed to turn over even more billions in defensee i funding to a guy who has no idea where it is. defense officialare?s are. >> that's like giving lizzo to the donner party. >> that is nothing new here. you just need that thing. admi fears mostr pee

a memory. remember when mayor pete toote k over as transportation secretary in the middle maycovid and a major suppl crisis? his first move was to take t paternity leave and.nths left no one else in charge. it took two months before anyone realized he was even missing. >> i had to wait three months for my giraffe mea t, and i think pete's back. but how can you tell? ohoh, . doors are flying off airplanes ,but.>> g but thanrek god at leaste my strapless dresses have stopped disappearing. >> dan, remember this past julyp when senate republicans aske ad to up a committee to track our funding to ukraine? democrats shot that down fastery than a chinese spy balloon. >> that's easy. we've sent over 100 billion to ukraine. meanwhil ukrainee new york citys its toothpaste better. to so little oversight, too much to ask. the poin all thieves

and , the administration prefers to do its work in the darks to do i. o as usual, the white house dropped the news of their latest triumphf th late on fride hoping no one would notice. and of course, the media playede along those focusing instead on a speech by joe that was so unhinged, it could have been written by brittany spears. >> oh, my god.reg: >> so expect to be reassured the that all is well, that there's a strong leader in the white suing or house, one who's getting regular briefings, issuing orders and in full command l . unfortunately, though, we have no reason to believe that it's joe bide n. unny for all we know, it could s be the easter bunnad ty, which d to say, would be an upgrade. welcome guess whereateria he gets all best material from goodwill, founder of the leftist party, dr. hopkins. nlik unlike our secretary of state,e we know where this austin's been? >> oh, said the who channelaustn austin!.

his trump impressions are soolls good he's leading in the iowa polls. >> actor and stand up comedianr fisher. she did the polar bear plunge and the water said to cold.new >> "new york times" bestyo selling author just goingause back to michael, this story must disturb you because as a mentally ill homeless, you cango go missing for four days and no one notices or cares. >> it's. of co >> yeah, there's. there's a code of conducndt t w >> the homeless mental that we try to live by use the buddy system. >> yeah. right now. la y la.ichael: lloyd austin. yeah. it's not pronounced la lloyd. even they use an extra lug in case one goes missing for days. he's got to be fired.da yeah, likeys you to fire this

dude. like, here's. here's the metric i use. ouldn' >>t you couldn't get away with it at arby's. you shouldn't get awayt away wit in the army, right? like, if the manager at arby's . dn't show up for four days >> people would have questions. but in biden'snse,, there's a g? chance that joe knew right? he just forgot on a daily basis. right. because he doesn'tright? becaus know a lot of things. he doesn't know how to exit a stage by himself. he doesn't know t a w his ears . all he does know is he hasal leiry legs, turn blond in the summertime, and corn pop is a ba id. >> lloyd austin has one hope that his elected to surgery was the transition. >> he comes outransitit if he ct with a big set of honkers and ag wig. , he's untouchable. you can't you can't fire a trans person or touchable.

>> we wish him well.im i it is an elected. it could be an elected procedure that then he got an infection and went to icu, which is something that happensi to a lot of people who go i d in for. i don't know. i don'on't k'tt not a doctor. jill. just like dr. emily.emily. this is a world for dr. jill. >> this is i mean, this is kind of a big deal because it speaks to a larger message that they don't know what the is going on. >> i think it's ratheron. ely their priorities are just completely out of line because there e is currently two warsn in the world, not one, but two. >>th and the democrats just didn't think it was important enough for biden's staff or anyone for that matter, to inform the president of the united state s thats that our secretary of defense is a wall which just show whichs you. much trouble we're in. yet people want four more years of this. buy doderstandbut what they donr is with this trajectory, we won'y, t even have another year of this because america's going to be doomed. and usualld usuay lee, i blameea

his old age, but this time you can just fully admit he, eve was in the caribbean working on his tan, like you said. gu i can't eve bn justify it. >> i think he's an old guy likye you just should no ttw in the president. >> you should be playing bingo [cght now in an old age home a area. >> no slam against bingo or old the old age homes. >> i had a wonderful service a,t tyler. i think last night trump called for austin to be fired t cal immediateller y. >> what do you think trump would say if one of his cabinet member ones suddenlr went missing for four days? >> well, frankly, i wouldn't hire somebod dfrankly so incompt wouldn't happen. >> it have happened. but this guy was we call a it a diversity, right? >> yeah, he was a diversity guy. he was the mentall hire, riy. i am not sure. you can't say that. you can't sa y that. yes, you can. y y. ould sa but no, biden doesn't even know that he's gone missing.. l sa

>> no, he doesn't know he's gone missing. you don't see look out into the crowd. you'll wher hi to a ghost or go. >> i think fdr was right and then he his pants and he's- n in the bed of this country . >> now he is. i think that in think a yes, yes, he could. [cheerhe could be the first president to be assassinated by diarrheto be a a. assass but i think, you knoinw what? he he cut it like he doesthat w that little shuffle off stage. >> i think that was his cocaine in the west wing. you remember they founas cocaine i ind the cocaine? >> yeah. and i say let them have all the cocaine. i think he hashi the cocaine. hu the cocaine, greg, and put it into the scalps of little children. >> st nigho he can walk the mide sniffing. >> g that's a great idea to have it. let hirereatm have. >> that is a great. i never thought of using kids- as mules. ng acros that's why they're coming across the border. they're all their scouts are cat. if kat he can't keep track of hi own defense secretary. how is he goin goingg to track

of this country? that was a perfectly worded question. >> good job. than thankk you. no, i would just like everybodys said that there's two things here. i think i think it's the fact that his administration knowen he was out, which is shocking. and then biden not knowing wah is not so rc n much right. >> like, he really sometimes doesn't know people are out, like forever like that. >> yeah, but i also how not cool is it that we've become kind of okay with that. we're i know that's not okay. i mean, we're not okay with it. we're likeyeah j, well, you kno he just doesn't know what's going on ever. moand think he should be in the caribbean. i think he should be on more vacations. i think everybody knowre knows e our i mean, me too. i've always like i thought to l the to let you know when i was in the hospital every time. >> yes, that's trum ine. >> sometimes even involuntarily, you know, that eve.r happened not to brage i've never been in voluntarily

hospitalized. i love the phrase out forever. hone >>grandmother is forever. th okay, but i will finish on this. when i think that this is what happens when you prioritize feelings ove prioritr function.e all of this stuff that we're seeing right now that's falling apart hat now faars to do with i political and cultural ideas in front of competence and efficiencytid . military >> so you're seeing it in the military, you're seeing it in education, you're seeinducatg and, you know, the airline industry , it's all it's al l downstream from this one idea that like it's -- it's all how you feel. >> so it's like you can't think about this. yeah. and don't worry. it's not like joe biden is really in charge. yeah that's what the country knows. that's why people are freaking out about. thy well,tee thshah. who somebody i guarantee you, the person who tells joe biden what te o do what to do knew tht lloyd austin wasn't at work. >> yes. . a.mean michelle obama. dun, dun dun. all right. we shall mov ght, we e on. ght, we e on. >> up next, he builds cars and rockets. but do you drugs fill s.

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often at private parties around the world, where attendees sign nondisclosure agreements or give up their phones to enter. sounds like shannon brain's christmas party, but private parties where no one can film you doing it, that sounds way more responsible than doing them at a motenel six with your iphone in one hand and your wang in the other. . ah >> in the past, musk admitted to taking ketamine, treatprofes depression, and famously smoked weed with joe rogan, whichsi muh in trouble with nasa's because they often use spacex x rocketim s . musk has since responded to the journal report on x quote. after that one up with rogan, i agreed at nasa'sone puff requs to do three years of random drug testing, not even traceequt quantities were found of any alcohol or drugs. >>testin so musk runs six compa. he reinvented twitter to save free speech and he sends rockets into space. if that's the ravage s of drugof

use, bring on the ls dd. liberals let real drug addicts take over the street. f san fran in philly. but if someone hyper productive indulgessoe hype, suddenly they, just say no. >> it makes you wonder why come after musk now, with allegations that are several years. you have the government, the eue and the media all ganging gang up to bring one man down. could this be a sign he's go bt those in power very worried. well, just like my uncle tod used say, where there's smoke, t there's fire. and tod knew because he was an arsonist. wall st there's a you know, i love the wall street journa journl. >> i read it every morning, often out loud to the orphans at the hospital. ho but this seems like a hit piecspe. it seems likee -- it's choreographed to time at a certai then. y why are they doing this?ou yeah. i feel like if you're like a big anti-drug person anti drurson thi would be the worst story, too. exactly. do you do kids?

you could end up like this. yes., ththe richest man in the world.l what a loser. yeah. it's also like, oh, this guysoe who's super into space does psychedelic drugs. psyclic drug, you know, it's, like, the only worse thing you could do then. >> illegal drugs.egal we do illegal drugs. somebody is going to tell the wall street journas wil it.. yeah. no, no offense to the "wall street journal", no people whothat p are going to go? who? like who? who do they talk to? who's like. yeah, yeah, that did drugs. why were you at that party? why t that , i think.th i think it's jealousy. they weren't invited to the part e thy where they were doing psychedelic drugs purely for therapeutic purposeserapeuti, i add. just being approved in clinical trials for veterans with pts d. >> i thought i throw that in there. tyler. if you're going to go after billionaires who are using drugr es thas i mean, jeff bezon have you seen his biceps pecs?of >> i mean, it's kind of obvious who's doing the drugs.

>> yeah. and he laughs like every stonerh . also by tucker carlson laugh. it's a it's a book . greg: t but, you know, that is like bea beautiful toucutifh. ha >> everybody. everybody at one point in life has its r join a bong or joint.a you know, she live on marsrs. d >> but musk kept hitting it.e, it's like you, know i'm goingw to figure out how to do it. some big cross thumbs up. i'm going to build a big factory. t hi >> and he actually did it. yeah. so let them have it, man. yeah, i have it.him drugs. >> i want more drugs. give him the cocaine from those kids heads him that bad dandruff and dandruff? yekidss. >> is the dandruff. i love being nose. >> g. emily. why? what's c going on here? i sense something else is going on here. mucause i think they are scared of musk. >> musk has opened up speechskf.

and everything is happening. you're hearing about seth. there's these community note svery that are debunking everything. >> love it. yeah, love it. i say this every time. firs w. sort of community notes. he's saving twitter. first of all, what provocative madness prompted this article? i actually don't pay attention. i want to reread it not i wantwe musk has done nothing besides being a legendary human being, saving twitter and speaking facts on every podcast that he goey humabeing sas on. but i'd like to add, i'm notad a fan of drugs at ald,l, but whatever he's taking, i'd like to have. so yes. tako haveand i think that amerg want to invest in a clinicalht trial as to why drugs make him a freaking genius and why itke n turns the rest of america into zombies like san francisco f and portland, and then maybe find out what's in his antibodies. try to replicate that. so i'm just saying, feeling broken. don't fix it, elon. you don't don't fi. >> you, honey.y. yeah. you know, it's got to. >> it's got to drive you crazy, loftus. to see somebodu crazy loftusy so while using recreational paraphernalia.

and you, on the other hand, live on the streets begging for change. smoking rehash cigarettes. he can be the other horrible. yh it is horrible. yes, but i'm glad you got to go thr the delousing.ing?. that's what it was. yeah. just to makeat's what it sure te little critters were jumping off my hean't jumpd. but you completely nailed it. this is all about elon musk and twitter. r like he is saving freedom of speech. >> he's never leveled the playin. playig field. and so they've got to continuously harass them to bring him down. and with that, with the weed wee thin g, that's that's good for. him. >> fantastic. he smoke fa d one time on elon musk and yeah he you get the you geti that little stoner genius if you've ever been around someon en' who smokes weed but they don't have a pipe, they will instantl wily into macgyver. giv they're like, give me an apple, a piece of foiple l and some tah we're going to get high right now. and that's why he's buildingw a

these great rockets that are a fraction of the cost of what nasser o doing. if anything, we shoulde be making the engineers at nasa's smoked weed hit this bong and save us some money. a mamen, you know, in fact, i whatever drugs, whatever drugs, the l.a. taking, why don't you give some to our president and then maybe he'll become someeative a genius. >> there you go. well, they're definitely giving him some drug. we don't kno w what. all right. up next, is the time nea ther to cover america with half a sphere? >> every day can be extraordinary with rich, yogurt . when caroline has a cough, shek takeab ous so she can have those one on ones again. >> heyat's up?, jim, can we talk about casual fridays? about casual fridays? for sure >> what's up? get fast powerful cough relief with robitussin and finde age

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they're starting to workm . o >> and you know, those domes are starting to work. i didn't like it when ronald tok suggested it because we didn't have the technology. dn'twdn't hthe technology no and we're going to build a giant dome over our country to protect us fromave techhave p source. and i think it's a great thing and it's goingrotect to be made in the united states. and that's something that i consider productivd cone, desc. the only star wars that gettinge worse are in the movies. but i can see it now from the creator of my pillow and my slippers, my domslipperse made in america. with that over your head, mypillow under it, you'll really be able to relaxiumly noo even a word. and what trump watches our guys operate those things is unbelievable missile coming in, missile coming in. >> when i watch our guys those things, it's unbelievable. missile coming in, missile un in.unbeli

these geniuses sit there. most of them are kill theft from the icomingm, but they sit. bing, bing, bing, bing. she it's going to music. you i think we could use you like that. i mean, isn't that better than we'rng other countries of dollars billion? we're going to get billions of dollars out of the countries and so they can build a dome. but we don't have a dome ourselves. we'rely: it to hav the greatest. it's a good point. it's about'sd >> greg: time we p that dome gap. we're sitting here completelyca exposed. >> meanwhile, canada has been covered in saran wrap for year sw . but one question remains how can we get mexic o to pay for it? th oh, also, how will it look? >> well, there's only one covering that's guaranteed to keep our countrd top yoy safd secure. beautiful. t >> tyler, what do you thinkdome this dome over the country would look like? >> can you describe it forus? us in voice or donald trump's trice?

i would go with donald trump. well, franklwelly, will pay fore because it'll be the shape of an avocado we see at the end of it. shw, think of it, think of it, think of it. it'll be awesome. in the shape of adam giant head. have you seen it? yes. it's like an iron dome because h nothing in it. that's the pencil neck there. itgreat.o he'lls have to. he has to up the ante on the wall, right? yes. firsowfirst it's the wall, nowta it's the dome. >> the wall will go up wil and.s the dome will cover it. yes. and then the dome will have a wall. so the alienienss can't get it right. >> yest , it'll be liked a breadbox wall and think it opide open. >> it gets covered with jams coe and nobody cleans it. >> emily, you know, it's true. i mean, we did hel help for the iron dome in israel. >> why shouldn't we start building our owng boats? >> and i would sleep way better at night knowing that we had a missile protectionection s sy, because i don't know why people think it's farfetched that soon missiles are goinghed

start launching at us, given the trajectory that the world is going in. >> we know world war three coming soon, but the firsto. thought that came to mind was trump really toog thatk securini the border very seriously because, like you saidfirst , ft he started with the walls and that's not enough. he wants e a four dimensionalou little hole country secure goinntrygoing g on. but truth be told, it's doing i miracles forsrael. israel. rocks so what if now they start shooting the rockets at us? why should we be so helplesshy, unprotected? and then b, i really do think aliens are comind g and why comn they're distracting us with another hunter biden crisis and coming for you on mask.s elonnd you know i just think it would be a great idea so i'm with you. nkt trump for once, let's do ths for the border. i'm with, let' you. greg: >> how about, you know, loftis, would you feel safer in your cardboard box lu fe i on the streets if you knew that you actually did have a roof oveknew r head for once?ndf >> it's true. it's thousands of miles in the ai ir r and you can't see it. it's my own little dome. yeah, it's like little cardboard and it makes me feel

secure. a cat. listen, all i know is thisall .a >> trump said we needed a wall. we didn't get a wall. no w we got, like, 10 millionin people living here that don't belong. >> shat don'o we needed a wall. i think i want the dome. if iran is going to start lobbing nukes, i totally want pue domeng put me down. put me down for two walls.fo i want the walr two l mexico. wl i want a wall between us and california. and then i want a dome. ere and yeah, you could just you only need the dome. you can do the trump dome where it just it jus t starts at arizona, california, and then activates. it's like, oh,ac i'm dome the dome over the dome over. yeah. , if >> you know, it's interesting ab you think about it, kat what if musk decided to just build like, a like mini domes,

right? and so if if the government they don't want it, like, it's like some places coul d a dome other places don't. like if san francisco doesn't want a dom fan e five move to s' francisco to have a dome. but let's say, you knos say,w milpitas, california likes a dome. >> mm. yes. yeah. i don't know. it's not it's not surprising to seeedis calnia like trump doing. i mean, he was like a real estate guy, right? yes. yeah. he misses it.e wall probably a little.d like, first it was the walle do and now the dome. i don't know how i feel about the dome specifimeficallyi do like the idea of our about national defense being abouth defense. right. and not about nation building, which has beenit's bee so long or as he did mention, you know,g somebody, dying so much wastedn money wasted was fighting other countries warsdefens, defense perspective that that's a long time coming for me. i agre e i think that like thistalk is where you should put the money because we always talk about we need to fight com these wars because they're going to come here. but what ie f they can't come

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to hear his side of the story. oh, yeah. likeed? t happened like, sir, i. you seem to be going through something. yeah. what's going on? you good? anything i can do for you, siro ? >> yeah. it's hard to talk to somebody when they're naked. like, okay cae look tha , naked stranger.figu but you know what i noticed when i was watching that tyler was the warey that it wa think s just figured out a way to remove protesters. if you have soap. have y, you po soapy water on the ground, right? and you just slidegrou them. >> sure. right. that would be great ifren't do they weren't doing it on all the bridges where we have to drive. >> unfortunatelybridgewhere we but that that's what i call gender fluid right there. p >> you know how we came up with that idea? you should get naked downo there. >> i do. you know , they say metal in it. a >> so then you have to stop and go, oh, we should. but i ofteo, n wonder if that is being overused a lot. >>being i think that this situi is i don't think i know.

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