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it's horrible. how can stay a state like florida, a higher population and half the the tax that they take in? how come they have so much better infrastructure and better schools than states like new york? and a lot of it is because states like new york think that if you just tax a small group of people and then you have no responsibility from others and you take crime and you punish it, it's just a mess. and they've destroyed the state and particularly not all the state, but certainly new york city, it's gone. >> and i think you were smart to get out of it. yeah. i mean, honestly, i know what i'm not wanted. and so far, people of florida, been very welcoming. governor, good to see you. that's all the time have left this evening. please set your dvr so you never miss an episode. thank you for making the show possible. let not your heart be troubled by greg gutfeld. a snack to put a smile on your face. >> thanks for being with us. have a great night, charlotte.
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oh, yeah. beautiful every one of you with that precious snowflake. happy tuesday, everyone. so we're less than two weeks into the new year and not much has changed for 2023. i'm still under 7% body fat. done. kill me. still writes at a fourth grade level. and the biggest threat on earth, big monster man. take this recent piece from axios which points to the former president as, quote, the risk that trumps all others. quote a second trump term would be far more radical than the first committed to stretching legal and governance boundaries and to pursuing retribution for the prosecutions he's been fighting since losing. trump's protectionist and isolationist tendencies would also nato while creating an opening for china as a global threat. >> he is unrivaled.
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>> so how is that a problem? i, for one, would like a second term that's more radical than the first. maybe we'll get that wall we were promised and i will get a cabinet position as secretary of abs. 7% body fat, maybe. yeah. there you. >> go. but what's all this hysteria based on? you had years of trump already axios and none of your word salad happened. but also, neither did war. doesn't that count for something? but if they admitted that they couldn't create a distraction by preaching doom and gloom. which brings me to michelle. >> the former first lady is now super afraid. so what is going to happen in the next election? i bet she's terrified about what can possibly happen. >> what's going to happen in this next election? i am terrified about what could possibly because our leaders matter, who we select who speaks for us, who holds that bully pulpit.
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it affects us in ways that sometimes i think people take for granted. >> true. barack's so scared, he changed his name back to barry. >> so taro, but no doubt michelle's scared. scared the dems are going to lose because the real problem for michelle is people are stupid because you know, the fact that people think that government, you know, doesn't really anything. >> and i'm like, oh my god, you know, the fact that think that government, you know, is doesn't really even do anything. >> and i'm like, oh my god, this government do everything for us and we cannot take this democracy for granted. >> and sometimes i worry that we do. those are the things that keep me up. >> that tells you all you need to know about democrats. people are the problem. and the government is always the solution. and guess what side? michelle's aligned with. and sure, the government wants to do everything for us, but that doesn't mean they must . that's not the point of this
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country. we're individuals, not cards are a free people, free to pursue our aims without the intrusiveness of ever power mad government, which is why our side doesn't feel compelled to call 911 when we're misgendered, she says. >> we cannot take this democracy for granted. and sometimes i worry that we do. which confuses me. aren't people trying to vote for trump. and is it her party that's preventing that? that's the idiocy in a nutshell. >> how can we have a democracy when people can vote for whoever they want? that's like saying, i don't objectify women as long as they're not fat or unattractive. >> and trump so scary, you can't even debate him. that's what some dems say, claiming it'll just expose his extremist views. >> you know, like speaking coherently and not shaking with dead people. >> but let's be honest. they've seen joe on stage. get taken out by a sandbag. imagine what trump will do. i wonder what else keeps michelle up. the things she knows,
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what keeps me up are the things that i know. the war in the region in too many regions. what is i going to do for us? the environment, you know, are we losing at all fast enough? >> what are we doing about education? are people going to vote. >> and why aren't people voting? are we to to our phones anymore? >> those are the things that keep me up because you don't have control over them. >> mm-hmm. she needs some relaxium. wars in too many regions which have all started within the last three years, haven't they? what a coincidence. she's like, let's keep the wars where they belong in this country against bakeries and parents education. >> she's got a point there. but that's why we've parents showing up at pta meetings angry about the their kids are being taught by our fellow woke knuckleheads. >> when trump was president, two plus two equals four. >> now it equals hormone shots and cross-dress. thursday is, of course, what she's really scared
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about is losing control. >> and if trump wins, boy, will she without mentioning him by name, she said this the tone and tenor of the message matters. >> we just say, whoa, what's the first thing that comes to our minds? >> we cannot that is not authenticity. >> to me, that's that's childish. >> and we see childish leadership right before what that looks like and how that feels where somebody just base and vulgar and cynical in a leadership position. >> mm-hmm. she's right. we can't have politicians who behave like children. democrats will try to transition them. so 20, 24 is starting to look like a rematch between the same two dudes. the difference is one wants you to vote for him. >> the other wants to stop you from voting for anyone who's not him.
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>> but the truth is, dan said this about every republican election. even mitt was hitler for while. remember when they accused romney of giving a lady and they actually claimed mitt was evil for putting his on the roof of his car? that is, until someone pointed out that obama had put dogs on the roof of his mouth. yeah, obama wanted a dog. he bragged about it in one of his biographies and away from the dinner table, i was introduced to dog meat. tough segment, tougher and most aggressive crunchy. >> but how smooth is barack working the dog eating with snakes and crickets like we wouldn't notice. yeah, i'll have a cricket, some fried snake and old yeller . again, the dems keep predicting how terrifying trump will be. as if he wasn't already president once when things were better. they're hyping a horror movie when it's the sequel to a
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feel good comedy punch lines, but no bread lines. they want to blame everything on him. the truth is, he mostly left us alone, and that's what we all want to be left alone. trump didn't tell you what kind of car to drive or food to eat. he didn't care if he didn't like big macs. that meant more for him. look, i don't want the government doing pretty anything for me because they at everything. well, everything but lying and dividing. and while they worry about trump, they ignore what's truly scary. like how this thing that does everything for us can't keep track. anything. the trillions they printed out and gave out during covid the millions of illegals. the crime on our streets. our secretary of defense. this white house couldn't even keep cocaine out of the white house. >> if this administration were your baby sitter, you'd come home and your kid would be drunk, missing. and on puberty blockers. that's the government that keeps demanding to help. no, thanks. i'll take my chances. at least with republicans,
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they know government, which makes them better at it. last in tonight's guest, it's like the defense secretary. his audiences are also missing writer joe devito. she's only here because she thinks i'm sean hannity outkick host charlie arnolds for salty air. she's like a mild day in january 35 and gloomy "new york times" selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf. and he's as big as that mountain at his mind is a fountain. "new york times" bestselling author, comedian and former nwa world champion tyron, you are there. i go to, you first, tyrus, cause it's black people. let's do it. yes, yes. i'm going to ask you about a black person. you came to the right place.
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what do you make of michelle's terror and fear? i don't make anything of it. yeah, it's insulting. it's really insulting. had he not already been in office? maybe. but he was there. yeah, and they're still there to complain about it. >> if there was anyone should be complaining. and he does. don't get me wrong, president trump complains a lot. but you know what? who wouldn't you think of it? let's just take politics out of it. your first day at your new job and everyone's making up about. you? yeah. then tony from a shady janitor comes up with the dossier. yeah, which is? and they write it on the walls of the bathroom. >> so every time he goes to take three years, he's like the pr people. after while, that's going to make things a little awkward at lunch. >> correct. and then people continue to do it. even when you have somebody come in and say, hey, he clearly didn't do of the things there on the bathroom wall, please stop writing them so he can do his job.
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and they said no, and they kept doing it. so he's going to complain. he should complain. but what they should be talking . if i beat president trump and i was sitting in the white house and i did all these magical, wonderful things that they said they're doing, when you talk about that, right. what does she mean? like, i am so excited about the next four years. let me tell you what we're going to do. we're not only going to we're gonna open up for a little while, even bigger we think people from our because you've got to come in straight . we're going to keep it bigger, bigger. we're going to have lines from anyone from mars or outer and come in. this is the place to be. brag about your accomplishments unless you don't have any. and that's the part that's scary. and for michelle to say that of brock, to say that they can't even say it with a straight face and they don't have interviews with anyone who says anything but what you just did because i was sitting there, i would be like a follow up. >> yeah, well my question. so what's the plan then? what's the plan? when you get in office? what are you going to do? what's to make things better? how going to fix the economy?
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no, no, we can't bar rumor at all. we're going to do we got to make sure that the orange thing doesn't get in because you know what happened last time we got in? yeah. eggs were a buck 99 down a dollar 75, and my taxes were lower. yeah, that guy. >> yeah. joe, have you gotten your, like, safe room made in case trump wins or a panic room or an underground bunker? it doesn't have to be large or tiny person. it's kind of all the way my apartment is right now. >> and yes, i'm concerned about michelle sleep problems. yeah, i know. this sounds to me like a woman who does not want to be in the same bed with her husband, not want to have with barack. so she's running down this list of like i, can't you know, it's i'm too worried about people spending too much time on their phones, like focus. i'm too worried about i. i'm too come on, give me a break and they do this every time you mention they even tried to demonize mitt romney. most boring person in the
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world. remember? i'm more freaked out when you said i've got binders full of women. >> yeah, i got binders full of them. as if he was actually three hole punching women. yes. and putting them in binders because they have to do that. they have to make it sound apocalyptic because trump did a better job. >> we've seen what harvey biden's present. there's wars everywhere. the guys falling on his face. he's pathetic. so it's sad that they have to do this. but i don't know. i'm just getting scared that she is having a media presence because i don't know. >> i don't see joe making it to november and michelle obama, gavin newsom makes me very, very nervous. >> i'm three hall punching women my past. >> i'm so i just imagine being afraid of mitt romney. don't be afraid to be in the elevator with him because, you know, he's going to talk to you. he's not going to respect the elevator quietness. you know, in the elevator, like he'll give you a charlie. i love how they have all these
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predictions for trump, but it's not like trump's a mystery. he's not he's like, what you see is what you get. he has thought that's unspoken. >> well, that's the thing is when she phrased it as you know, there's this great unknown. yes 2024 going to bring we have no idea when really right now. i feel like the unknowns constantly present themselves. i mean you have so much of the country you just mentioned eggs used to be a dollar 99. now what? >> i think i paid seven dollars and 99 for a carton of eggs. the other day. so right now you have a lot of families living paycheck to paycheck. you have people wondering, what appliance am i not going to be able to use next? what holiday am i not going to be able to celebrate next? what gender is my kid going to want to come home from school and identify? is because they've been indoctrinated by their crazy teachers? there's more unknowns than ever because i seem to remember a whole lot more sanity under president trump than what we have gone through the last four years. i'd rather have a crazy president and a sane country than an insane country and a sane president.
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>> you know, that made no sense. cat, save me. let's address in his address always what michelle, this must upset you. the fact that government is everything. it made me so when she said the president is someone who speaks though the president doesn't speak for me. and thank for that because this president spoke for i wouldn't have this job anymore. i would have been hauled out of here a long time ago. and it is probably yes, probably. and i also just that's the beautiful thing, is that we are, as you mentioned, individuals. but what i am a little afraid about the upcoming election. but what i'm afraid about is not some unknown future. what i'm afraid of is the exact kind of rhetoric that i'm hearing from her exactly this is look at what's on the line. >> you know there's a lot of people who just want to vote for trump because of the things that some of you have mentioned, like the economy or they might not.
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some people don't even like things about him or they might not even like him. they're like, i don't like the way things are going now. and smearing these people as people who support even literally evil, that's going to unnecessarily divide us and things are going to get really ugly in a way that they don't need to. >> so i'm afraid of what i'm seeing now happening. and, you know, the more divided we are, the more power, the power before position we are going to move on up. google's forced inclusion and privacy, introduce gender. >> it will be in the new york area. i would like tickets to see. gutfeld go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience, provide that providing for your family is a top priority. what happens when you need affordable health care? christian health care ministries could save up to 40% today. as a member, you can choose your provider network restrictions if you sign up at your convenience with our
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which reminds us in the end the search engine is not our friend. >> google is a part of our everyday lives. it's become this indispensable thing but whatever you think it is, it's not your pal case in point. >> the search engine recently settled a $5 billion privacy lawsuit over tracking people in its so-called incognito mode. in other words, now would be a good time to delete your browser history again. incognito mode was supposed to be a way for you to search stuff without being tracked, but users alleged the opposite and stuff. i mean, great deals that l.l.bean and definitely not german babies that are joe they argued google was actually tracking searches even though they claimed they weren't terms of the settlement will be finalized next month. so brace yourself, google users. this could mean a big fat check for tens of . so google spies on us, but it also traffics in blatant racism . just look at their diversity.
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equity and inclusion consultant adrian parker. a 2023 video of her resurfaced where she's making quite clear she's not down with parents teaching their kids not to see color in the year 2023. it also amazes me how many people are like, well, i don't see color, or it would be so much better if we just didn't worry about someone's skin tone. >> you, an individual, are contributing to the problem because. our broader society sees color. i was just tiktok and there's a trend where parents are teaching their kids not to see color, quote unquote. and i'm like, okay, so the next round of people are going to be joining our workforce. this next generation are going to be dealing with the same issues that we're dealing with now or, god forbid. yeah. now, this is so convenient for her, right? if all you see is her pigment and she has no reason to sharpen her skills, apply in her job or treat you as an equal, she is what you see. just a shade color. and god forbid if parents teach their kids not to see
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that you're the racist for teaching children. there's more to a person than the color of their skin. it's more backwards than having diarrhea. >> before eating at taco bell, i felt. >> so google's ubiquity has lulled us into thinking it was a friend you couldn't live without. you know, it's like the first person you met at college knew all the bars and had a car. and then over time, you find out that been stealing from you and talking smack behind your back. >> but you relied him for everything. so now what do you do? what you what i did. you become very successful, beloved by millions. and then years later, you track him down, you find out he's fallen hard times. he's unemployed, living in a halfway house, barely scraping by. and so you take him out for a nice dinner, you buy him some new clothes, you give him some walking around money, and you give him some encouragement to know you enjoy a long walk in the summer breeze and discuss old
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times. >> you hit a pub or two and then when the night ends, he bit amadou and you go home and you're happy that you were able to move on from this conflicted period in your life. >> and then you drive back the next and take down his lawn. >> that's what i did. joe, you must be quaking in your boots, right? those are boots about the violation of online privacy. >> is privacy essentially an illusion? of course, we're just getting milked by google and these companies. we're the product for them. anybody thinks and then this thing that i mean, i thought incognito mode was going to help me out and i was prepared for my final words to be delete the browser history deleted tweet with a magnet in my hand, get rid of that. >> all that's those files. yeah. it's pretty silly to think that they would allow you to do that. now, as far as the diy stuff goes, i think this is what i'm going to find was behind the boeing issues that we're going to it's going to catch up with us that people who were
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removed ahead not because they were competent. we're going to start to have doors falling off airplanes and stuff because people aren't good at their jobs. and you can look what happened. harvard, somebody is president of harvard. you think this must be a really high capability person. we it like. no, she wasn't she gained the system. you know what i even saw someone say that. well, it just goes to show that as a black woman, you have to work twice as hard. >> well, she didn't. she weren't half as hard. >> sure of someone else's stuff. yeah. so i think we're going to start to see that diy stuff. it's a scam. and when it starts to away from academia where things aren't important into things, can you keep a door from falling off an airplane? yeah. we're going to realize this was a bad idea to not hire competent people. yeah, i don't want to. i don't want like, this being picked over because with the diy i'm like, that's like finding a surgeon. >> surgeon on groupon. you just don't do it. exac you can try that once. no, i have not. not yet. which is another reason i don't use incognito mode. i'm also just very lazy, you know, i don't like to have to type in the same thing over
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and over again. >> i like when my search history can tell me what it is that i'm looking for before i type it in. >> but the fact of the matter is, it's kind of ironic is because those who use the incognito mode like yourself now, you have to come forward if you want to claim your compensation. so little irony there. >> that's true. is it worth it? no, no, not all right. >> in reality, we all realize whether you're searching incognito, otherwise it doesn't matter. big brother knows exactly what you're doing. you could be just in your apartment talking, not on your phone. and in it somehow tracks everything that you're doing. you get targeted. so i actually have come up with a strategy where. whenever i'm around a man's phone, i'll say things like diamonds by day, a beach vacation. >> and i know that the tech lords are doing their job for me. so it all works out. i could implicate kat in a murder by doing that. like buy your phone and go like how to bury a body in the pine barrens. >> how would you do that? >> i don't know. everyone buries in the pine barrens.
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it's great because it snows there and the bodies freeze. kat, what worries you? are they die or this online privacy violation? it is really scary when you think about it. like everyone, i don't care who you are and how nice you look. >> you got some weird stuff on your phone? yeah, everybody does. all of us do. >> and it really the only thing you can do is just to not think it. because if you think nobody would come forward to be like, yes, you did. you look at my incognito because i, i and cognitive mode and i don't want people to that in some ways it might be kind of freeing actually it was all out there because i wouldn't be employable. my family wouldn't talk to me, my husband would divorce me. i'd be truly free, mutually assured destruction if everybody was vulnerable. you couldn't you couldn't go after anybody. and the only people that would be safe would be the truly boring people like myself. >> i the way i'd be like, come to my party, you freaks. let's hang out. >> yeah. i can only imagine if we. all right now we're forced to pull our search history from the last 24 hours that i would
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walk out of this building. >> i would never come back. oh, not me. i'm happy to share mine. i come on it's said to donate to. >> i'm planning a trip to calcutta. we discussed how we're going to go by rowboat because you. >> we're about the environment. i knew. yeah, that's right. >> i knew that from jump. yeah. set up. you can't fool fellows like incognito. that's like, safe place to tell your wife or girlfriend exactly what you think. yeah, it doesn't exist. ladies, gentlemen, there's no place you can go. if you're going to go online. you just have to do what i do. i have a beautiful samurai sword. i have all stuff ready for a beautiful death. >> but if you think by any means that you can just go on incognito and be safe and just let it rip, you're dumb from jump. i won't even let if i think someone's questionable. like if i'm at the airport and i see like a creepy guy comes over, sit next to me and i bet you got to move him. and he'll be like, why? what's wrong with me? you're too close to my phone? yeah, because whatever creepy you're going to look is going
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to show up in my room, or you hear someone talking like that, all these diamonds and dirt, you got to get away from that. you got because it'll show up on your phone like it will. they'll say things and then you have to try to convince your significant other. yeah. i was not shopping for target. she was sitting next to me talking on my phone. so just don't. if you're going to look it up, do it. anybody does. just blind deny and blame it on your kids. yeah. okay. there is. >> no safe zone. you're online. it's not online. it means your online is a phone from boost mobile. yeah. so then if you here's diamonds it immediately says you can't afford it or as strip hours are all right up next have diplomas lost their perk helping gen z find work after advil let's they do okay what about your back before or after advil? >> dual accent fights, pain two ways. advil targets pain at the source. acetaminophen blocks pain since
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a new study finds that new college grads are apparently struggling to get jobs because they simply aren't prepared for them, which clearly hasn't stopped a lot of people. but it turns out there's not a lot of opportunities in the field of making tiktok dances about hamas. lawyers say gen z years lack many of the skills necessary to, get hired and struggle with the interview, often dressing inappropriately, missing social cues, avoiding eye contact and demanding unreasonable salaries. >> they call this the jesse waters syndrome. >> roughly 60% said gen z employees are entitled, easily offended and just not ready for the workforce. meanwhile, actress jodie foster recently criticized gen z, calling them, quote, really annoying noting that they often show up to work late if they're not feeling and they never spellcheck anything and they just generally need to learn to relax. so who's to blame? is it gen z's fault that they elevated self over service or
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it their entitled behavior just a product of a prosperous society that requires very little of them? oh, good questions and no good answers. >> like when i asked my mom why i looked like the mailman, she told because he delivers. >> oh oh, that's what she told me. >> you are not gen z? no, i'm not. do you have many interactions with gen z? feel like we're talking about them like they're zoo animals? we are kind of, yeah. it's also for some of them, it's maybe not entirely their fault that they're not that great in person because, you know, the government made in person illegal for formative times in their life where, you know, maybe after college, during college i'd internships ,i was in person and i didn't know how to behave in an office. i'm not sure they still do. >> but i was told these things know i was able to learn things. i think that's something that's very important for success, regardless of age, is that you need to hate yourself a little bit.
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you can't be like that too much self esteem is not a good thing. >> exactly, because then you are so blind. what about you? that . like there's things about me that , but i know that that makes me a better person. exactly. the people talk about me, me, me, me. >> i need me time. it's like, no, you don't. >> i just so self worth and i just, you know, you're not they. because all every human being by nature of a human being is an in some way. yeah. so if you think you're not, then you're the worst kind. exactly. charlie, can we blame this all on joe biden? somehow? >> now, i'm sure we can definitely find a way. >> yeah, things have gotten really crazy. i've read me, baby. i have to do. >> i have a recent experience with a gen z and gen was a gender. a zuma is what they're calling them. >> i was at starbucks in las vegas a few months ago. must be nice. >> it's a great weekend. it is lovely to see the cashier
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and a member of gen z. >> again, i want to reiterate she hands me my cup of coffee with the lid partially unattached. i didn't notice, but you know she didn't know. said it. it wasn't. it wasn't an intentional mistake. but i would you take a sip? the whole cup just dumped all over me, burning hot coffee all over me. >> i'm wearing my work clothes. you guys are a bit. it's a no. >> i actually kept my quiet. i just looked at her and i was just, you know, i was like, what are we doing here? yeah. and she just looked at me. we looked at each other, and i'm like, are you going to say something? >> i didn't say anything. i just was waiting. and she goes, would you like another cup of coffee? yeah, i think she threw that one in. and i was like thinking to myself, you need to apologize and we'll figure out what comes next. but it was outrageous. >> and then the manager of the starbucks came up to me. she's like, i am so sorry. and then she literally said, these gen z kids, i do not know what to do with them. wow. it's so good what it is. it's like it's like, what kind of what cat said tyra saying all the things we're talking about were skills that they would have learned within the last three years. >> but they have it.
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>> well, you know, i feel like this has been a very black edition of. gutfeld as a brother, i hate grouping. yeah, we always get grouped. and i hate that like, yeah, when when one makes a mistake, it's the whole the whole group. i don't hate that. there's just one exception. yeah. this group because it's and what it is, it's the thing is that you have to blame the ones who raised them you got to bring the exes. >> got to take some responsibility for this because everybody wanted to protect little. and he'd tell them that his facebook drawings were great when they weren't and they were special. and they're all these things. they never let them when. they went too far. you'll see that a park where a kid will be swinging on the monkey bars and instead of smoking a cigarette and trying to find a next date, like my mom used to do when i fell and hit my elbow on the ground, i almost was like, we'll do it better next time. >> yeah, now that's like this. but oh, oh, i got you, buddy. >> oh, thank god. you okay? they're not getting it.
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they go to a job interview and they don't because they're not used to talking to unless it's like this, yeah. mm-hmm. and then they text them. i want, i need, i need 2 million bitcoins for this job ,and they don't know what the job is. yeah, well, they all work at starbucks together because even though you give them a specific drink, you have no idea what you're getting back. yeah, they just put some whipped cream on some caramel and call it a day. you know. so it's just the there's no they're the bulldoze parents are responsible because they wouldn't let little johnny and little whatever the zig zag pronoun child is get the scrapes and bumps in life that you need. like she had to work at boston market. she had to be home before we all had to go through stuff to get here we got scars and bumps. these gen z are skin's phenomenal because i've never done anything dangerous in their entire life that skin. but they can't hold a job. they need to do what people did in the old days and work at a cannery or a scrap yard. >> yeah. yeah. just lose a finger or something. yeah. awful jobs are great. yeah. >> and i think one of
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the problem with this whole idea of bring your best self to work. yeah that's. no, you bring your work self to work. yeah. you leave your best self at home because we've seen your best self on instagram. yeah. i'm not that great. yeah. i think social media's big part of the problem because think about it, when the fact that you can just constantly post images of yourself it makes you think you can do no wrong. because there was a time when if anyone saw an image of you. it means you were a king or queen and someone you commissioned a portrait. >> yeah. and now there are some people i can't imagine. like, why do you a million photos of this? >> you're like to get a good one, you know, post all of them, you know, running through them. i do like how jodie foster has become cranky. yeah. because she's got the ultimate card she can play. if anyone tries to act out a line, she can tell you think you're pretty cool. ha! well, did anyone ever try to shoot the president to get to you? because that's how cool i was. yeah, exactly. that was true love. all right. coming up, january 6 had him seething while a bag cut off his breathing. >> well, when you have chronic
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utility is you dishing about the rebate and you know to day yeah i was crazy now we can only do that once a week. a democrat makes us gag putting its head in a bag. i pick of the week comes to us from america's stickiest orifice as washington dc, where democrat congressman steve cohen look at that tweeted this baffling flashback of himself from january 6, 2021. look at that. he claimed he was terrified by the rioters. a man wearing a mask and a plastic bag might scare easily in the photo cohen's bottles of bizarre breathing apparatus that would make neil armstrong jealous. it's one small step for man and one giant step for losers.
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meanwhile, this is a guy who accused government skeptics of wearing hat. in his defense, he was in close contact with eric swalwell. and this is standard for anyone in the same room with jerry nadler. earlier, this picture was taken right before president biden asked him pull his finger, charlie. he acts like he almost died. it was probably from the bag on his head. yeah, nothing that actually happened on january six at the capitol just because he almost asphyxiated himself. but the funny thing this photo is this is one of those things, i think if any of the rest of us had a photo of us taken like this, we would go to any and all lengths to make sure no one ever saw it again. and he's putting it on the internet for us all to see. and in fact, i'm actually a little disappointed because as a democrat, he's wearing his mask improperly. it's not over his nose through a huge health risk through yellow cat. >> what's deranged this is like two levels of derangement. one, that he did it and then
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posted three years later. >> i mean, he's definitely ill . >> well, that's the thing, right, is as we've talked about in the first segment of the show, the people are kind of going through a lot right now right. so expensive just to stay alive. yeah. >> and, you know, i feel like everybody in, the entire country can think of something worse they've been through then having a gas mask on three years ago. yeah, exactly. >> i think he thinks it's going to elicit fear or it's going to lessen sympathy. and i just think that people are fresh out, especially when it comes to politicians. you know, joe, even with that bag over his head or whatever, nancy pelosi's face still had more. >> well played, sir. >> oh, played played you i like to think it's been three years and he's had that on his head the whole never took it off. >> yeah, the double masking is a nice touch that it's just it's so crazy like electrolysis
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that even that full of you existed why would why would you show that to people i mean they put warnings on dry cleaning bags to tell you yeah this this is not a toy i've seen a representative cohen you should not be putting this on your head. >> i just. he looks like one of those guys. remember heaven's gate cult? >> yeah. yeah. so? i don't know. is he wearing nike's? yeah we got to check. he sleeps in a bunk bed. tires. okay we did a story yesterday about a guy that, naked guy who jumped into the back. yeah, yeah. and we said he said he was mentally ill. >> this is worse than that. yeah. no, no, no he wasn't mentally ill. >> he just had too much of a fill. that's what makes you jump why makes you think, oh, we're guys, we need to stop. this has nothing to do with january six, nothing like that. listen, there's been a lot of things at the white house. there's been a little black book that's come out. there's all these little things with pictures and stuff. so what? and this goes back. you're right, the google story, they know with search history. okay. that's all that is right. there is the reason why the maps pulled down because
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the person taking the phone forgot the safe word. >> yeah, okay. >> he was getting weird. went down, he stuck with his photo. names are coming out. >> he's got a great pr guy. hmm. it was like, look, you. >> it happened to jan six. >> posted this picture. it's not. you're doing getting really weird stuff with a stranger. you covered your head with and a mask to stop because you didn't want to. if it wasn't a democracy, you didn't want to live. so that's what you posted. that's exactly what that is. >> listen, he has a black glove on. yeah. look at the the latex glove. he had the whole suit. he just couldn't get it over and he took it. so he's like, fine, i'll myself out, you know? then he took the picture. but this is some weird asphyxiation thing, and he has an amazing publicist was like, listen, we can get any. we put january 6 on anything. you can get away with it, examine to try it myself, then
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to commit a crime. but why did you do that to the little person? >> january 6. yeah, exactly. i hear joe joe biden secret service detail dresses the same way. i wouldn't be surprised. yeah. all right. up next, karma gets better if you copy percent. no, that i do. he added back. you do this every day. why do you achieve that? you do this, you know, connect with guilt to get all your home projects done. well, get started today at anti-cop. >> and that attention luring families. in september 2023, the u.s. navy announced effective option offering cash awards of between 100 and $550,000 for victims of camp lejeune. the navy also released a list of qualifying medical
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>> kamala has a scented candle. joe. kamala harris created a jasmine candle to be given out as gifts when another politician wanted to give them out at his own event. her office said no way, saying they'd have to use a different scent instead, because this was her set and nobody else's. i didn't know that they had their own signature scents. >> now this is that would throw off any that were trying to track her down. i mean, like i say, this is someone i do have. i try to get my own scent but it turns out it was the same one as gwyneth paltrow's candle that like if you tie wrists. >> now we know what she's spending her time on her. to be honest man stuck on an airplane trying to get here today. so i had time to go down the wormhole. that was this story. apparently, she was trying to be a trendsetter where she was going to sell her exclusive. kamala scented candles because he gave them as gifts. >> yeah.
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so and then another her predecessor wanted to give away the gifts, but she couldn't have that because no one can smell. i respect it. yeah. i'm a scent gatekeeper. >> i have a perfume i've been wearing for years. people ask me, what are you wearing? and i either lie, say, i can't remember because i don't want anyone to smell like me. >> so maybe the only position cornell has ever taken that i respect. but the thing is, she was so meticulous with the candle in the lining up, in the shape and the direction and the size so she could run candle making candle businesses phenomenally . but somehow it doesn't transition to v.p. at all. no, not at all. there's nothing that there's no sense of coordination or anything she does. >> but when it comes to scents ,she got it together. >> kat, shouldn't it smell like failure? i guess it doesn't, because she seems to be very proud of it. yeah, she's really, really proud. it and yeah, if it's her saying no one should, should steal or son i agree with that really i would say like she worked hard on it. i don't know that that's true. >> it's a flower or the only thing she's worked hard at. yeah, it's true. it's true. but maybe she needs a candle
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