earlier today actually calling out the source of these attacks in tehran. >> these attacks have been aided and abetted by iran with technology, equipment, intelligence, information, and they are having a real-life impact on people. we talk about concepts like freedom of navigation and the importance of withholding it and i know that can sound a little bit abstract but it means something very real in the lives of people. >> reporter: there's a big problem for whoever takes the oath of office january 2105, president biden or somebody somebody else. >> neil: thank you. we take you to new hampshire where we are expected to hear chris christie could drop out of the presidential race. that is what we know. we will see what happens. ♪ ♪

>> hello, everyone. i am jesse watters along with just -- judge jeanine pirro, dana perino and greg gutfeld. it is 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ this is a fox news alert. ap reporting that former new jersey governor chris christie will be dropping out of the republican primary race. and we will bring you more on that when it happens. but first, the hunter biden circus rolling into washington today. a political stunt so obviously correlated by the democrats, hunter crushing his own contempt one month after defying a congressional subpoena. hunter is sitting front row with his own whack pack of characters. the guy on the left is his sugar brother and on the right, his lawyer, abbe lowell. is my first son answering the questions about republican lawmakers giving him an ear full. >> you are the epitome of white

privilege. what are you afraid of? >> if the gentle lady wants to hear from hunter biden, we can hear from him right now. let's take a vote. what are you afraid of? >> hold on, order, order. >> and i think hunter biden should be arrested and go straight to jail. >> excuse me, hunter, apparently you are afraid of my words. >> whoa! >> jesse: eventually hundred stormed out of there a little early. but he cannot escape these questions. listen. >> what crack do you normally smoke, mr. biden? >> why did you put your dad on speakerphone with your business partners if he had no involvement in your business? >> do you have a dad? does he call you? >> yes. why did you need to you need to talk to him during business meetings if he had nothing to do with your business? >> jesse: the house committee approving the contempt resolution at the white house, it literally just laughing it off. listen.

>> hunter biden on capitol hill today, how big of a headache is that for you? [laughter] >> hunter biden is a private citizen. he is not a member of the white house, as you know. and i just don't have anything else to share with you. >> reporter: about the last times he was on the hill, you said the president was certainly familiar with what his son was going to say. >> i did say that. and what i'm saying today -- >> reporter: does not help him with his business deals but he helps him start a congressional subpoena? >> that is not even true. that is a job. that is credibly disingenuous, and i question it. >> jesse: so judge jeanine, this is obviously a well orche orchestrated, you call it a start. call it whatever it is. by their lawyers, by the sugar brother. he think this is an effective strategy for hunter biden legally? >> jeanine: what do you think he won by that? it was a stand, no different than the standard that occurred when he appeared on the senate

side of the day he was supposed to appear before congress. look, i don't know if he was saying, i'm not afraid of you, he sat in the front row. you are not going to intimidate me, but i guess i am afraid of meeting behind closed doors with you which is illegal subpoena and the amazing part of it is that this guy is saying that i want to dictate the conditions of the subpoena. this is a legal and drafted subpoena. date today. they have agreed that they are going to enforce this subpoena and now what they want to do is they need a full house to vote on it. now, what is amazing if you want to make and compared -- those for comparison trump jr. testified five, four to six times in closed-door hearings, intelligence committee, oversight, five or six times. and the truth is that when you appear before a committee behind closed doors, they have real lawyers, real investigators who ask you real questions and to get to the heart of the issue. this claim that i want to

testify in public because if i t the transcript of the words in those behind closed doors. and number two, it is nothing but a short time for congresspeople to get out there and try to get a bite that they can get on the news. now, jamie raskin has always been a proponent of having these conflict -- congresspeople testified behind closed doors and then they come out before the congress and all of a sudden, they don't want that to happen here. and let me just say one more thing about this. they should have hold him in contempt. the only question is, whether or not the justice department will follow through. now, let me tell you why this is different than the road and van. they claimed executive privilege, all right? whether or not that was a legitimate or not, there was some claim of the possible legitimate claim this guy is like, i'm not appearing before you. i'm going to give the middle finger to you and the american

people. and, you know, don't ask me to do this. now, also, the white house in terms of how they handled his paintings, the guy who owned the gallery, do you remember when we were all told, hunter is not going to know who bought it. no one is going to know who bought it, what the disclosures and the names where weather conditions work. it is all going to be anonymous. the guy who ran the gallery apparently wanted to testify and said the white house never called me and said i cannot talk about it or cannot mention it to hunter. it was all a lie. >> jesse: the guy he knows he is going to get pardon. so this is just a charade? >> jessica: i don't know anything about that one way or the other. his father said he is not going to pardon him. >> jesse: you think a politician would never be inconsistent? >> jessica: i do not think that it will happen in this case. i think that this is something joe biden feels strongly about and i don't think -- it would be

something that will completely undermine what he had been talking about for years. >> jesse: so you are saying if donald trump wins the election and in the lame-duck session, he does not pardoned hunter biden? >> jessica: that is what the man has said. okay. so i had a little bit of a different viewpoint on today's proceedings than judge jeanine which has happened to us before. the republicans came off as completely unprepared to even deviate one sentence or one word from their prepared talking points. so james comer is on video. he was giving an interview to bennett johnson and was talking about when people come before the committee and he made it clear as he did to hunter biden that you can do that behind closed doors. have a deposition like devon archer did not in public or you can come out in public and do it and that is what hunter biden had opted to duplicate that cover flipped out and he tried to take it back.

so today's hearing -- >> jesse: in the spring. >> jessica: what? no. that was before those "stunt" of the last month. he was supposed to be able to do it publicly. and what hunter biden did not want was for the republicans to continue to twist his words or continue to do what he did with -- >> jeanine: you can read the transcript. >> jessica: you know as well as and when the power of television. you walk out of a closed-door deposition and you say like jim jordan did, devon archer indicated joe biden, and then guess what, the transcript does not add up to that at all. devon archer completely undermines the republicans, but there are millions of people that believe it. i want to talk about legitimate subpoenas. there were three incredibly embarrassing moments for republicans or about my top three. nancy mace in general. just embarrassing, screaming about white privilege, saying he ate does he showed up. he is sitting there. swear him in. let him talk.

and the people like scott perry, jim jordan, people who are in the midst of subpoenas themselves, just sitting there at reading about how important it is and that you said hunter biden got bored and he. [he and his neighbors marjorie taylor greene who held up again another poster of his genitals. the woman is obsessed with it. >> jesse: greg gutfeld. >> greg: if it is a circus, the ring leader is joe biden because if he had not had run, all of these shady deals by hunter biden to pad his dad's life of luxury would not have come to life. the fact is hunter and his defense was just doing his job and to corrupt money laundering and influence peddling job, but he assumed it would continue under the radar but no or. you know, jesse, it is like as if you buried a body in your backyard and you think you are safe and then your wife comes in and says, honey, let's have a swimming pool. i got an excavation company to come in and take out there.

that is what happened to enter. and it turns out, as the judge said, the white house was lying about this stuff. they were covering up for basically what was money laundering. that is what this is. the fact is, you know, you -- the art world is one of the chief places for money laundering. it is not just waste management although when you look at hunter's paintings, that is waste management. there are two laughable parts to this. one, defenders of hunter biden, especially joe biden, will say, there's no evidence of cash changing hands from, say, like, listen to the and joe biden. right? but that is idiotic and do you know how many monitoring actually works? it is called money laundering for a reason. of money is not a direct exchange. it is through a scamp company. it is through a import export businesses and waste management and really shoddy artwork.

the second part is how pathetic the media is for avoiding this story which has sex, drugs, corruption of the highest order, fraud, laundering, sex trafficking, illegal gun use, racism, let's not forget the taxes and video evidence of some of the most explicit examples and they preferred to chase donald trump jr. over some cursory meeting with someone he barely knows. think about this. if this were donald trump jr., they would have to pump, you know, morning joe full of value and give them view the case of horse tranquilizers. >> he is the very definition of contempt of congress. so that the congress has to make a decision. i think one of the reasons they did that is we know that they are working on a documentary about hunter biden's life of times. and so this is great new footage because if you like the adage,

he fights well at least he is trying, and he is doing something. i'm sure the lawyers said, we're going to how the questions. don't say anything. but he can't help himself. when he response to hillary vaughn saying that you are very dangerous. had he met hillary vaughn? she is a great reporter. what is dangerous is hunter biden talking. what i loved about the moment, though, was that you had finally members of congress who were not completely scripted by staff have to think on their feedback have to decide what they could see without actually having to, you know, look at all of their notes and read, you know, the added taylor swift lyric songs into the things which are so annoying. but it was like watching the real housewives of the representatives, the house of representatives because obviously, masking and the democrats knew what was happening. i wonder, what if the republicans had said, fine, sit down. and said, we will call a recess. we will be right back. go, get your ducks in a row and then come back. that will happen --

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♪ uneven u ♪ >> greg: more proof that privilege -- liberals don't care about you park city shutting down an entire school and teaching kids to learn remotely today so they can house 2,000 alex from a storm. infuriating the hell out of parents. >> why are the health of our children -- what was used to sanitize, [indistinct]. needles. there's guns. >> front of the futures [indistinct]. >> it is very disruptive when you come and take over our schools and it is not even fair to the migrants as well. we told you that this is not sustainable, how we need a better sustainable plan. >> greg: dana, can you get a more of a cause and effect of liberal policies? you take outside burdens as a policy that you cannot handle

and who suffers? the actual citizens. this is the welfare state in a nutshell. >> dana: they are going to push people to a park where, is it seven or eight years ago when president truman was first in office, people were outraged at the idea of any sort of deportation? they're going to push people who might have said when trump was in the run to the park where they are seeing, out without any sort of hearing because this is getting to be outrageous. we already know that remote learning was a disaster for taxpaying citizens, children and now this happened again. plus, the other thing is, this community told the mayor that it was not going to work in this area just because on the bad weather comes, there's a lot of women there. so up all the water. and they had to go and get the to get the migrants and pulled him out at 4:30 in the morning. if you feel bad for the mig migrants, you feel bad for them in that regard. and if you want to turn a blue state red, this is how you do it. >> greg: jesse, i blame climate

change. >> they will. >> jesse: i know, i can't believe it. i can't believe these people like nancy pelosi keep saying they care about the kids, great, because i'm sick of it. no one cares about the kids. you inject them with sugary chemicals each day for lunch and dinner. you are doing experimental sex change operations. you are rerunning their brains for money. they are trafficking children all over the world but they are calling it a conspiracy. we take kids out of school for two years just so few teachers can avoid a virus and then we're going to take them out again because migrants want to come in? new york has 50% of the office space unoccupied! why don't they put these migrants in one of these beautiful towers where there are showers instead of sticking them in a school with kids. fauci says that they did not really news any learning during the two years. so he is still in denial and biting is never going to be asked about it. if he is going to be asked about that he will be like, what?

he is trying to buy time. and then adams is, you know, he has got this living environment. so he is scared out of his mind to do anything about it. it is like they are literally, greg, replacing american kids -- this is not a theory, jessica. [laughter] i don't know. call what it is. >> jessica: i saw a voting booth in a tent city and the other day. >> greg: judge, what do you make of this? obviously terrible weather. you don't want people out in the cold. >> jeanine: and that is important. look, i think anybody who watches this show or knows how i feel about immigration. these are illegal aliens, okay? but you have to have a hard. i mean, you know, last night, yesterday, the weather was horrible. it is a pretty for one day. but who is kidding who, greg? the truth is, these kids are going to end up in our schools anyway. it is just a question of where. there to end up in our hospitals

but they are going to end up -- we're going to end up paying for their right and everything is. and by the way, fauci is a liar. he is not in denial. he is a liar. he is not convinced that the learning loss that our kids suffered was a result of school closures. that is democrat ideology. okay? it is school closures. but the thing that makes so obvious, where our kids are always paying the price is, american kids, when they want to go to that school, they have to scan an i.d. in a league -- an illegal does not have to scan an i.d. to thousand of them don't have to scan an idf going into that school and if you come into this country and you don't have to be tested for covid, but americans had to be tested. we had to take a vaccine and illegals don't have to take a vaccine. why is it that americans are taking a second see to the illegals? and by those why are they traveling around the country without any i.d., without any vaccines that we are aware of no records, they bypass security,

this is an outrage on the part f the biden administration and finally, why would you bring to thousand people into a residential neighborhood? why are you doing that? it is -- it just boggles my m mind. a building in new york city or, you know, whatever, a hotel, or whatever they were doing all summer. -- how did the americans benefit from this? we don't's because you know and i know they are going to give them a license sooner or later. they're getting the visas. they are also getting the ability to work visa and sooner or later, they're going to be voting. they are now talking about them voting. you want to know why? partly because they are going to vote. that is why they are here. >> dana: that they are going to vote liberal. >> jessica: i just want to be clear for our viewers at home. >> jesse: they know better than anybody. >> jessica: okay. there's a bipartisan outrage about this and how this happened. they built this 10 facility

there because there was a park that had this space to be able to do it in yesterday's condition made it so i don't know how anyone survives a day out on the proverbial street from that and yes, we have to have a heart about it. but it was always to a tremendous mistake and then, it looked innocent, shipping them out at 4:30 in the morning when they could have stayed until 6:00 or 7:00 before school opened makes no sense. you can get them a breakfast but you have a staff in there that is coming into do those things. fauci is obviously completely off base with the no learning loss and i would add to that of the mental health damage and the social emotional progress that these kids missed out on. and one. i was reading an interview that she gave and this was so outrageous. she said that her son logged on as he should have at an intern, or whatever school starts, and the teacher the nature of. >> jesse: oh. >> dana: we have a lot fox news alert. christmas day is -- chris christie is set to drop out of

the gop primary. he is perhaps doing that right now. let's watch. >> -- to tell you why, why [indistinct]. and we are in this race to tell the truth. from the beginning, we have been in this race to tell the truth. the fact is, that as we were watching this race come tog together, from where mary pat and i were sitting at home in new jersey, we were really concerned that nobody would tell the truth in this race about what is really at stake. and no one would tell the truth about donald trump. no one would tell the truth about his divisiveness, his stoking of anger, for his own benefit, him putting himself before the people of this country. myself included. who gave him the honor of being president of united states for 2017 to 2021. personally, ambition is a

necessary element for any political candidate. you got to get out of bed in the morning and be able to really believe in your heart that you have something to offer to folks that is better and different and so i have no argument with people who are involved in politics being ambitious. you need to have a. but it can be what governs your decision-making. and patient can't be what makes you decide how to do things as a public figure. it can just be the fuel that gets you out of bed, that gets you out in a room like this, that gets you on the phone raising money. that gets you working for pe people who you believe in. it gets you working for you yourself. i made a political decision eight years ago when i dropped out of the race in 2016.

are looked at the polls. and i decided that donald trump was going to be the nominee. and since i had known him for 15 years, that i could make him a better candidate if he won, it may a better president. i knew his flaws. but i also knew he was going to win the nomination. so i decided that i would get behind him and support him. i let the ambition, ahead and in control of the decision-making. and after i figured that out, i promised myself and i promised my wife that i would never ever do that again. and i'm not going to. so for all the people who have been in this race, or who have their own personal ambition ahead of what is right, they will ultimately have to answer the same questions that i had to

answer after my decision in 2016. those questions don't ever le leave. in fact, they are really stubborn. they stay. and so i know how i'm answering those questions. i have never believed that donald trump was a foregone conclusion as our nominee in this race. and i knew that the case had to be made against him. there are people in our party who are resigned, the fact that he was going to be the nominee, present with the fact that the case did not even need to be made because it would be a waste of time. i sat on the sidelines and all they did was a voice their opposition in private. behind closed doors, quietly. where no one could hear. and that is not leadership, everybody. that is cowardice. it is cowardice, and it is

hypocrisy. as a party, we need to be willing to take the responsibility for the part we have played in getting here, our country is angry. it is divided. it is accomplishing little. and it is leading our citizens to be exhausted. and you just look at what is happening just in the last few days. good people who got into politics, i believe, for the right reasons, people like senator john barrasso, people like congressman tom hammer, stand up and endorse donald trump. they know better. i know they no better. people who continue to deny the results of the 2020 election.

people in leadership in the house, go on tv and say that the people who attacked the capitol on january 6 are hostages. i will tell you who hostages a are. the israelis who are still being hidden entitles in gaza against their will out of no fault of their own. these people speak louder for the folks who attacked our capitol on january 6 that they are willing to stand up and speak for the people of israel who are internals in gaza. that is not leadership. that is ambition and cowardice which is outstripped their otherwise good judgment. we want to change this party, and if we want to change this country, it is hard work. it is not easy. the moment i got into the race, the decision that i made was

really simple. i would rather lose by telling the truth than lie in order to win. and i feel no differently today because this is a fight for the soul of our party and the soul of our country. why have we resisted the calls to drop out of this race. because unlike some of the other candidates, we are fighting for something bigger than ourselves. we are fighting for something bigger than self interest. we are fighting for something bigger than the next title. i have got plenty of titles. , enough titles to last week the rest of my life. u.s. attorney, governor, husband, father, son, brother. i have enough titles to last me for the rest of my life.

we are fighting for something bigger. it is something that conventional wisdom thinkers just can't possibly understand. and so they have been saying for weeks and weeks and weeks because the polls that i should drop out of the race. that i should get out for that reason. the smallness of the campaigns who spend more time arguing and worrying about who should get out of the race than they have spent going after the front-runner. they spend all their time saying, oh, christie should get out, scott should get out, pence should get out, hutchinson should get out, burnham should get out. they and their daughters have a different talking every day to try to minimize the attention to their own campaigns. and how their own campaign is a

campaign that does not play to win. it is a campaign that plays to not offend. the problems in our country, the divisions and influx at our border, the problems with our enormous debt, the failures of our education system, all of those things and much more will not be solved by people who are too free to talk about with the -- afraid to talk about what the real problems are. if we ever have a hope of restoring this party to be a governing party of principles, we have to be willing to do the hard work and take some of the heat that comes with it. we have candidates in the race who have run away from forms where they were afraid they were going to be booed.

i run into the forms were i know i'm going to be booed. because being booed for telling the truth is a badge of honor. i'm proud of every thing we have said and done so far. and i'm proud of all the people who have supported us and are willing to do what needs to be done to restore the soul of our country. because in the end, all those issues that we have talked about and all the town halls, they are all really important. but they i know more important than the most important issue. and that is the character of the candidate. you don't know what is going to come across the next president's to ask. you think you can predict it, but you can't. no one asked george w. bush or al gore what they would do if four airliners were hijacked and

flown into examples of american power and killing thousands of americans. no one asked them that in new hampshire in 2000. and i was glad we had a man of character sitting behind the desk in the oval office when that attack came because i knew george bush would do everything he needed to do to protect this country and its people and put them first. not himself first. imagine just for a moment if 9/11 had happened with donald trump behind the desk. the first thing he would have done was run to the parkers to protect himself. he would have put himself fi first before this country. and anyone who is unwilling to say that he is unfit to be president of the united states is unfit themselves to be president of the nine states. campaigns are run to win. that is what we do them. you see the chairman here in new hampshire, he knows.

we run campaigns to a win. michael has never been to be just a voice against the hate and the division and the selfishness of what our party has be become hundred donald tr. it has also been one of the nomination and to be joe biden and restore our party and our country to a new place of hope and optimism in this country. i have always said that if there came a punt and time in in this where i could not see a path to accomplish mean that goal that i would get out. and it is clear to me tonight that there is not a path for me to win the nomination. which is why i'm suspending my campaign tonight for president of the united states. i know and i can see it from some of the faces here that i'm disappointing some people by

doing this. people who believe in our message and believe in what we have been doing. i also know, though, it is the right thing for me to do. because i want to promise you this. i am going to make sure that in no way do i enable donald trump to ever be president of the united states again. and that is more important to my own personal ambition. [applause] >> dana: so chris christie, the former governor of new jersey who also ran for president in 2016, he is announcing that he is suspending his campaign. basically that means he is out of the gop primary race. he made his announcement in new hampshire at a scheduled town hall. news was sort of percolating throughout the afternoon. he made it official just now. we will do a quick run before we get onto our other subjects. greg? >> greg: that was quite a wind up. okurrr. you know, we knew truck would be the nominee. but he felt that he had to make

the case that he should not. well, get in line. that is not necessary. you have the media doing that. you have the government during the. you have tech companies doing that? he was like, it was so redundant. you do not need that candidate in there. i think, in or, he is a good guy, likable guy. very intelligent. but the analogy for me is a hockey goon. you know. you put a guy out in the eyes and take out the best player. that is what it was. >> dana: and that part of the race is at least over now. jessica oddi think of it? >> jesse: i agree. i used to like when he would teach young people at town halls but he killed himself with the rich and the hug and he ran out of money. he ran out of money and i don't like how he says that -- >> i don't think so. >> jesse: -- that i'm here to tell the truth. that is basically saying 75 million of americans don't want to hear the truth. they just don't want to hear

your opinion of donald trump. you can hear that from the biden campaign. we don't need to hear that from a republican. so that good luck, chris christie. it has been real. >> dana: i think he ran out of possibility. he ran out of runway. the polling was just completely stuck. but had about 12% in new hampshire. only about 3% in iowa. that never change. 4%. he moved up a little bit. but i think he had to read the writing on the wall. this is not happening for me this time around. >> jeanine: it is not happening for him. it was almost an embarrassment. but i have to tell you, i was offended by that are coming, clearly he is, you know, he is auditioning for some kind of, you know, interpreter for or something on another channel but at the same time, he says, you know, i knew last time he was going to win, donald trump. and that is why i supported him, explaining why there is so much

-- he has so much malevolence towards him. i mean, his whole campaign was about divisiveness and anger. every time he opened his mouth, there would be another thing about donald trump. nothing but joe biden. okay? the person that he hated was donald trump. he was in this race to attack donald trump. and he is actually in his last speech, he is putting himself on the back for being a great leader. and i'm here to tell you the truth and you need me to tell me the truth. don't end up at the american people to. and as he said, you know, 73 people, 73 million people can figure out what they think is the truth. and you know, he talks about hostages and israel. man, you know, just cut it out. go away. and we will be happier. >> dana: okay. jessica, there is still somebody in the race that is not nam namedrop, it is asa hutchinson. he is still in. >> jessica: he is still in. yeah. obviously, there was no

anti-trump lane at this level. there's the alternative to trump lane which is where nikki haley is and the governor of new hampshire has been pushing for chris christie to drop out because when their powers combined, they get over 50%. so if chris christie's voters go with the haley voters, and that becomes the anti-trump lock, then maybe she has a chance at beating him in new hampshire. i still don't think that it happens. i think that trump is too powerful at this point and has too much of a -- >> dana: apparently chris christie was on a hot mic saying something very similar. >> jessica: that has always been the problem for me. i love what chris christie is an put on a democrat. >> dana: i would not be able to and his wife, mary pat was there. so that it's that for chris christie and i think it is that for us as well. we will be right back. >> jeanine: no, no, no.

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passenger telling folks on a subreddit, and either a hole? >> jesse: what does that stand for, a whole? >> dana: it is just a whole. she refused to swap seats with a dad so that he could sit with his wife and young daughter. that led to a very awkward ride. she added, and how they were giving me dirty looks throughout the entire plate and another guy is getting praise because he refused to give up his seat for a pregnant woman. jessica, you are flying to iowa this weekend. are you prepared to ask for your flight seem to be changed for your condition? >> jessica: my condition, is, my very pregnant, chunky condition. >> greg: hey, wait. >> jessica: i'm pregnant! >> jeanine: congratulations. >> greg: i thought we were not going to tell anybody. >> jessica: i was telling my best friends at home. really exciting. >> dana: i added you the first time. >> jessica: we cannot get the

vibe. >> dana: it was a sincere screw up on my, atomic. congratulations. >> jeanine: have you told cleo? >> jessica: i try. mostly she is in that kind of terrible twos. you are punching your sister. she does not seem to care. but having a little girl in april. very excited about it. >> jesse: two girls, huh? >> greg: so far but we don't know until she is 7. >> jessica: i was like, greg, i'm not having another but now i get -- >> jeanine: yeah. >> jessica: the trans joke. a little concerned about the level of estrogen that is going to be in that house. >> jesse: you got to do it. but you got to do it. >> jeanine: how many of you c care? >> jessica: it is not comfortable what is happening here. >> dana: you are over six months? >> jessica: yes, and a half. >> dana: exciting times for "the

five"'s family to grow and the viewers are so supportive of anyone having a child. so congratulations. but you were you ever asked -- but happen on a flight? would you has to move? >> jessica: no, i would be too embarrassed. but i think this is a difficult one because now no one says anything about pregnancy because you don't want to get it wrong. right. you just kind of stare at people and think, are you pregnant? but you don't. on the subway. i want to give some people credit. the people, i think, just don't want to get up. but i think a lot of people are generally concerned that someone is going to turn around and be angry. >> jesse: do you make it very obvious. >> dana: and one who is playing, when they get a picture, they hold their belly. >> jesse: one of those holders. >> dana: a tiny human. >> greg: you know, i don't -- this is about people giving up seats for other people.

what is missing in this story is what do you -- what do you have to offer? and so i need to -- >> jeanine: i need to give up my seat. >> greg: there should be there should be kataib -- some kind of deal being made. i don't know. i will be discussing. >> dana: would you take a snickers bar? >> jesse: greg. >> dana: imagine that. they want me to move onto another topic. if you're going to talk trash, make sure the person you are dissing is not in the room. oppenheimer rector recalling how one of his platoon instructors, jan, her name, just his movie during a workout class. >> what the [bleep] was going on in that movie? do you understand? seriously, you need to be a neuroscientist to understand and that is 2 1/2 hours of my life that i want back. i want it back. >> dana: so she apologized for that. i don't think she needed to. joking that he may just skip his

workouts for network did you see that one? >> greg: no, but i'm taking this as an opportunity to slam peloton and told him to get their act together. they are like a gym with old equipment. they don't refresh anything. the best thing on peloton is lame break. it is this video game that you are in. you are raising. you are switching lanes. you are gobbling up points sent to the rhythm of music. is revolutionary. but they basically ignored in favor of these endless diversity rides, right? stop it. we get it. go to the peloton to get fit, not to get woke. all right? that is the problem with peloton. they just don't -- they are like d.e.i. up in the wsu. >> jeanine: and that is why i that is why i belong to the soul cycle. i could never imagine if i'm huffing and puffing and swimming, i got the present upfront and talking about a movie and seeing how horrible the structure is. i'm not interested in your

opinion. >> dana: i love their opinions. the noises drive me crazy. i love all of the classes. >> jeanine: but their opinion about movies? >> dana: why not? >> greg: the best instructor does not talk about anything but the workout, and it is hannah franks in. but she is just so amazing. >> dana: that is so not true. she talks about everything. >> jessica: i have a peloton. during the pandemic, i was like, i got to get a by right away. i'm kind of out of the game with this. but i'm surprised to hear you turn on them, greg, because you were such a diehard. >> greg: because the lane break is the best. in fact, if someone does something similar to that, i will move onto that. >> dana: jessie, do you want to get in on the peloton conversation? >> greg: do you exercise, jesse? >> jesse: i just want to touch jessica's belly. come on, please. on your cohost. is that yes? >> greg: jesse.

>> jesse: said yes, i'm touching it. >> jessica: there's no kicking. it is fine. >> jesse: it is a kick. i got a kick. >> dana: you are going to get a kick. >> jessica: you will be like to hate. >> greg: now i know how to shut jessica up. >> jesse: touch the belly. >> dana: i think we better go." one more thing "is up next. ♪ ♪ directv sports central brings your games stats and scores together and now you can get it without a satellite. one more reason to finally get rid of cable. but getting rid of the cable guy... ...might not be as easy. oh yeah, touchback! visit directv.com for up to $200 reward card.

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♪ [laughter] >> jesse: time now for "one more thing." judge? >> judge jeanine: a retired hollywood who worked on the show "friends" made a shocking discovery cleaning out bedside drawer while moving. he discovered 25-year-old scripts of the season finale of "friends" in 1998. he wants the scripts to go to the real "friends" fans and put them up for auction on friday. on monday, i will let you know what they sell for.

jesse will bid. >> jesse: i will bid. dana? >> dana: a restaurant in texas and treats customers and co-workers like family a guy named robert loves the restaurant so much. one day in june he paid for every table's bill and tipped $10,000 a girl became close to this guy working there she has a young son. come on, judge. she has a young son and just recovered from cancer. he gave her another $10,000 recently. and she said you realize that there is a god when you see actions like that. >> jesse: that is very, very beautiful. jessica? >> jessica: okay. so, an anchorage alaska family built a 20-foot snowman that the locals have dubbed snow zilla. building ginormous snow men in 2005. when the city sent them a cease and desist notice. the snowmen became such a distraction the neighbors started complaining about the traffic. we hope the snow zilla is here

to stay at least until the spring. >> greg: two know zillas in trouble today. hunter and that snowman. >> jessica: i got it. >> greg: had to explain it. believe me. all right. let's do this. okay. so tonight we have a really great show. we have emily compagno. i will try to get her to speak slowly. lee zeldin who should have been governor and kat timpf and tyrus. my favorite co-host. i'm joking. let's do this ♪ [animal sounds] >> greg: going to love this one. you know what i do. i play the animal sounds and then you guys got to guess what kind of animal it is. can you tell i'm talking really slow? all right. play the audio. [snorting]

>> dana: got it. >> greg: dana. >> dana: chip pan we have. >> greg: interesting. >> jesse: hippo. >> jessica: i thought monkey which could be chimpanzee. >> greg: could be. >> judge jeanine: lion or tiger. >> greg: shall we play the video? >> dana: cola? >> greg: male colas emit loud bellowing sound to attract females much like hunter biden. and it sounds like indigestion. >> jesse: he doesn't have to pay for the female. >> greg: do you know colas have an extra set of vocal cords that help them produce this noise. >> judge jeanine: male colas. >> jessica: not a mating thing. >> jessica: you have a double set of vocals, don't you? legendary football coach nick saban will be retiring. 72-year-old just finished the 17

year season with the tide. he did lose to michigan in the rose bowl. that's okay he won six national championships. he will go down as the greatest college football coach of all time we wish you well. tonight "jesse watters primetime" espn bans aaron rodgers. that's absolutely nuts. we will be teeing up the trump town hall at 9:00. tune in for "jesse watters primetime" towards the end of the hour. and while we are watching, go preorder my book. you didn't think i was going to bring that up. get it together. now available for preorder. >> greg: since we have time, we're having the vivek rahm town hall tomorrow and friday. it's going to be. >> jesse: you are milking the swam? >> greg: there will be beer. >> jesse: that's it fo