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the candidates in this race. >> martha: you can see that shot outside it is snowing like crazey out there as president trump greets some of the people in crowd. also thank the iowa event center for hosting us. no weather forecast needed it's quite clear what's happening. so join us please this weekend for fox the special coverage reviewing the iowa caucuses, neil cavuto kicks off saturday regular time sunday 3:00 p.m. eastern from here in des moines >> bret: special report will also have a show this sunday from des moines from our normal slot 6:00 p.m. eastern, monday night election special democracy 24 the iowa caucuses 10:00 p.m. eastern some of our biggest names here in des moines along with fox reporters spread out all over the place. have a great evening from des moines i'm bret baier. >> i'm martha maccallum. good night from des moines iowa. gutfeld is next. ♪
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[cheers and applause] >> greg: wow. yeah! yeah, all right, i love you, think. happy wednesday, everyone. so we've seen the pro hamas protesters out in the streets blocking traffic, provoking police and contributing to sky mate change with their collective body odor. but have you ever stopped to think, who the hell are these people? these are working-age people who can go out in the middle of a weekday to aggravate others who are actually working. how is this possible? we complain about them as if they have better things to do but what they don't? so let's get up close and personal on them, shall we? huh? well, actually let's not. instead let's just look at what's really going on here. earlier this week we saw nationwide protests that shut down highways in the name of
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hamas. here in nyc they blocked bridges blocking people from getting home. so one guy trying to get home to his daughter got out of his car who confronteded to protesters who let him through. we couldn't get the video because they're ass holes so we had our sketch artist gene draw the scene. there he is confronting filmed by another protester and instantly became a hero for every protester who ever had their day ruined by these jackassesment here's him telling story. >> i was on my which home wanting nothing more than to be where i needed to be. i wish i had not been captured on video in such an angry state and behaved in such a way but i could not allow those people to impede my passage and in essence hold me hostage very taj. i love this country and am blessed to be an american, i say that because we as citizens have
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the right to peacefully protest so long as we do not break the law such as disrupting traffic in the roadways. i wish i didn't have to resort to the actions that i did but i had to get home. >> greg: well done. yeah. so you get a black working class guy trying to get home to his daughter facing off with a bunch of white privileged female social warriors. talk about oppressors versus oppressed. no wonder they backed down because nothing scares a female hag protest more than a person of color calling them out. >> tyrus: it is a true. >> greg: you're supposed to like us! please. in that moment, you captured reality, though. white leftists only hurt those that they claim to help and those optics were too much for them to bear. now there's probably a core group of about a thousand of these activists causing all the
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trouble but their activities show no signs of letting up. after the latest havoc the dopes bragged on line about racking up arrests calling their traffic disruptions perfectly executed. so who are they? according to a fox news contributor retired inspector paul mauro the lemmings blocking traffic screaming incoherently are mostly college age or grad students they can afford this behavior because they either come from money families or are on some type of government dole. yeah we're forgiving their loans. that's money well spent. moral rights on the sub stack that many of these creeks are paid. it's like a temp agency for [bleep]. call it dial a dummy. they know as much about what they're protesting as brian stelter knows about hair care. or carbs. no, he knows a lot about carbs. and when they get older and they graduate, most just head back home to their parents' guest
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house and brag about how they fought the man. of course they'll leave out the fact that the man was black. and in time many will end up as soccer moms. including the men. but there's another career track for the perennially pissed off and i'm not talking about jesse watters to you pay handler, although that's a full-time job keeping that thing deloused. the most committed will stay put and like in any profession they'll move up into management. these protest groups are expert fund raisers who carefully soften their message when hitting up corporations and foundations that are looking to virtue spend and to lower their taxes. that's how a group called open society closes the roads. these agitators end up sitting on millions drawing salaries honing their tactics and waiting for the next big thing. you can call them the cicada protesters because like the locusts they emerge every few years to aggravate everyone.
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even if you don't see them, they're there waiting. the last three cicada protests we had were the resistance, the george floyd summer of love and now the gaza hamas protests. it's a businesslike any other and one that sustains itself. their management class also sigh ponce money from government programs and of course they can also find lawyers to sue the cops. and since democrat prosecutors do squat when they're arrested there's no incentive for them to stop just like the two losers who glued themselves to sixth avenue during the thanksgiving day parade. this week they dodged criminal charges and one boasted that they'd do it again. because it's a career path. one that is a net drain on society and exists only to give losers an income and bragging rights down at the book club for non-binary vegans with long covid. and it also gives aimless thoughtless co-he said a short-lived purpose and some pocket cash while they get their masters in [bleep] america.
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that's why -- [cheers and applause] >> greg: thank you, thank you. that's why i support releasing wolves. i kid. i would never do that to the wolves. the real answer would be to give them a criminal record that would follow them for life. but we wouldn't want to bother all those busy democrat das. after all, trump is still a free man, and you know what he did. >> let's talk about the fact that president trump incited an erection. [laughter] >> greg: i wasn't going to pass that up. so tonight, i propose a different method. from where i sit, that young black father who cowed the white protesters gave us an answer.
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nothing backs these protesters down like being confronted bike a person of color, one who has more common sense in his blue collar fingertips than they have in their whole gender fluid bodies. how about this, we get our own paid volunteers, volunteers. a brigade of people of color who are tired of this crap. we can crowd source it. i'm willing to put in 20 bucks to get this thing rolling. that's right, i have that kind of money. when come up with a cool name like the naacp, national association for the advancement of clear parkways. or blm, bread winner lives matter. or something simpler, smack a cracka. >> tyrus: i'm good with take. >> greg: and let them confront kens and carnes clogging the highways this will clear the streets faster than saying kilmeade farted. then these parasites will have
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to get real jobs using all their impressive job skills. the world needs baristas too because who will serve the caffeine to the real people who actually go to work? [cheers and applause] >> period! >> greg: let's welcome tonight's guests. he may not be the governor but he sure puts me in a state. former congressman, lee zeldin! [cheers and applause] >> greg: she's a sign language interpreter's worst nightmare, host of the fox true crime podcast, emily compagno! [cheers and applause] >> greg: birds throw her french fries in the park, new york times best selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: and parents, hide your grandmothers, new york times best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion tyrus! [cheers and applause] >> greg: lee, okay, if you were governor of new york, i could
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ask you how would you handle the protesters. this is an ongoing issue, how can they handle this now. what is at the law enforcement's disposal? >> lee: you should have law enforcement resources being focused on these different crimes that actually result in prosecutions that do result in records, but you have prosecutors who won't actually from these crimes. even if the nypd does all the work to put together a great case the prosecutors are still failing to prosecute. even if it's like an attempted murder, let loan this kind of stuff. i mean, some cases you wonder, like where's the national guard? maybe we can bring them in to open up a major bridge or a tunnel when someone's trying to close this stuff down. it's crazy, the tactics that get used by these terrorist sympathizers is to terrorize. that doesn't work and it shouldn't work. but then you have like years for pal teen shutting down a bridge when the people who you are out there putting out a message sticking up for thousands of miles away, man they would kill
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you and throw you over that bridge for being queer. on top of working government prosecution and laws is on top of it like reaching out inside of schools, how are we raising these people where come out of high school you're taking this up for a career. i think that inside of our education system it starts early and inside of households it starts early. there's so much that's so screwed up leading to this reality. >> greg: yeah. boy, that was a downer. emily you're a lawyer, or you claim to be. i haven't really seen the evidence yet. what would be your solution? >> emily: [laughter] >> greg: what happened? i never have seen you speechless ieshe just rebooted. [laughter] >> greg: i'm sorry. you thought i was going further but then i figured no, i'm just going to ask you what you would do. >> emily: yeah, so i would do exact reply what lee just
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suggested which is enforce the law. at the end of the day it is always illegal to block a freeway to block a street to block any roadway. and what kills me is i think this culture was fostered because remember how everything was about being brave. all those middle-aged highly educated totally bored apparently not employed women in seattle walking around with pussy hats all day long, they were called brave. remember. so it is brave for you to sit in a roadway. but if you also recall there was a protester that was killed on the seattle freeway when a motorist who failed to see the block aids that the cops put up in response to the protest accidentally ran over and killed a protester and she was celebrated. she died doing what she loved. she was a warrior. no she wasn't. she was breaking the law in that moment and reason it's illegal is because it's hell a dangerous for all the motorists and everyone around you. the fact that our culture not only celebrates this bravery but also kevin that you had to the
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screen apologizing for his behavior, he should be celebrated. everyone should have a zero tolerance approach to people blocking the freeway who are on their way home, to work, to the hospital, to their felony mandate jobs that if they are late to they go back to jail. this is so much more important than these idiots and the fact that the hamas protesters said it was perfectly executed harkens back to the disgusting phrase used on the actual day israel was invaded and there was a pro 0 genocide at the hands of them and every pussy hat wearing idiot on the parkway celebrating that, we need to not forget that that is what they are celebrating and it's unacceptable. [cheers and applause] >> greg: and, kat, never mind the terrible message we're sending to our children that you can play on the freeway. that is just awful. you know, as a libertarian, you're for free speech, everybody's for free speech but we always say as libertarians you can do whatever you want as long as you leave me loan, as
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long as you don't hurt anybody. but the point is not to leave people alone, the people is to basically aggravate and hurt. i mean making people miss appointments, not get to the hospital that's hurtful >> kat: every now and then you say something that makes me happy when you said it and in the monologue you said this doesn't represent all these activists, right? and it really is a shame. obviously i think all of us would agree that it's heart breaking to see innocent civilians getting killed and suffering. but when you talk about just in general, take middle east out of it, traffic, block canning traffic in new york city. it is as eloquently so put it, hella dangerous. i mean, none of us are commuting around new york city -- i certainly can't only speak for myself whenever imout commuting in new york city i'm on the brink of a mental breakdown at all times. none of us live and work in manhattan because we are well
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adjusted sane people, right? lee you don't live in manhattan do you? >> lee: i don't >> kat: i didn't think so. that's why he's so relaxed. one of these days something bad's going to happen. >> greg: it's going to happen this year >> kat: something bad, and i hate to say that but, you know, new york is like if a panic attack were a city. everyone's already on the edge all the timen a that's when things go well. >> greg: exactly it's like we're livingr day that movie falling down, right? it's just going to happen. so what do you think, tyrus, of my obviously racially tinct strategy. >> tyrus: you want to pay a bunch of brothers 20 bucks to go stand on the freeway and chase people around. . >> greg: no. i said i would start -- i would put. >> tyrus: where on i sign up. >> greg: i would put $20 in the gofundme and it would explode to billions of dollars. >> tyrus: if it gets there i'm there. i have a huge problem on your monologue a lot of lies told on this set tonight and this group
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that everyone wants to talk about and compare everybody to we have no idea what they've gone through how they started out, their little white lives they've to call through the muck and gring for years and they finally get their chance and they're out and speaking their truth and this son of a bitch calls them locusts. they're not locusts. they are cicadas. that's what they are. they're not locusts. they're little beatles start as a grub and dig down in the mud and live there for 20 years greg, they go through all the bleep bleep and then they climb up and they get to the tree and they want to sing one song so they can find someone to love for about six seconds before they die and you can't even get their name right. shame on you greg. say it, say their name. >> greg: cicadas. >> tyrus: cicada. >> greg: a producer is being fired right as i speak. i was not told. >> tyrus: out here and let him say -- >> greg: they're cicadas.
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>> tyrus: give me the $20 i will a get him off the street right now. >> greg: all right. well we're going to have a meeting after this show. >> tyrus: oh, yes, we are. sir david is rolling over in his grave and he's not even dead yet. >> greg: somebody's going to be hearing crickets tonight. up next, they paid major cash for hunter's painted trash. with fastsigns, create factory grade visual solutions to perfect your process. ♪ fastsigns. make your statement™. directv sports central brings your games stats and scores together and now you can get it without a satellite. one more reason to finally get rid of cable. but getting rid of the cable guy... ...might not be as easy. oh yeah, touchback! visit directv.com for up to $200 reward card.
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[cheers and applause] >> greg: thank you. hunter's art dealer throws him under the bus and the crack head's appearance causes a fuss. hunter biden surprised everyone when unexpectedly popped up at a house committee hearing to hold him in contempt this morning. that is a switch usually it's only parts of hunter that pop up. they even brought his so-called sugar brother with him meaning
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the lawyer who gives him millions of dollars for no apparent reason. hunter dodged reporters questions but was unable to dodge our very own hillary vaughn. >> mr. biden why did you put your dad on speaker phone with your business partners if he had no involvement with your business. >> mr. biden. >> do you talk your dad if he calls do you answer the phone. >> yes, but why did you need to talk to him during business meetings? >> greg: so hunter asked her, do you have a dad? does he call you. but are those the same questions he poses to hookers? >> tyrus: during the selection process. >> greg: who's your daddy. >> tyrus: don't have one? come with me. >> greg: who's your daddy? does he call you? meanwhile, hunter's art dealer confessed that hunter actually knew most of the people who bought his pieces. contrary to what the white house kept telling us. remember how an ethics plan was supposed to keep the buyers a secret to avoid conflicts of interest with the white house?
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turns out the plan was as real as joe's imaginary friend. in fact, house oversight chair james comer says dem donors purchased a vast majority of hunter's painting including one woman elizabeth hurst who got an appointment to a commission after purchasing his art for tens of thousands of dollars. not bad for a guy who only picked up a paint brush a couple of years ago because he thought he could smoke it. he wasn't the only political person of interest who bought hunter's paintings. we actually got our hands on more of the documents that reveal more beers. here's a piece that liz warren bought. [laughter] >> greg: here's a picture kamala harris bought. [laughter] >> greg: here's what the mayor of san francisco bought. [laughter] >> greg: here's something hillary clinton snatched up. [laughter]
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>> greg: and this is what her husband bill bought. [laughter]. >> emily: i think that was too old. >> greg: probably. you know, emily, i love how the people always defend this by saying there's no direct evidence of cash changing hands. isn't that what defines money laundering? there is no direct exchange. nobody goes here's a million dollars hunter biden, give it to your dad. it's not -- that's not how it works. >> emily: in terms of that i think the clearest it would ever get is exactly what's laid out before us which is the vast majority of those purchasers of hunter's weak to totally poor art were democratic donors and main one hun enjoyed a cushie commission spot right after she dropped $850,000 on a piece of [bleep] and we're supposed to accept this as oh he's natural. at what point do the democrats look themselves in the mirror and say i can't believe everyone is buying these lies out of their mouths and at what point
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would they agree to accountability. comer is spending the majority of his paycheck ascertaining how horrible and corrupt a family the bidens are and that is the tip of the iceberg for what we're learning. by the way that hillary vaughn exchange with biden it's notable he did not deny it, and not only did he not deny it but he insin waited that the president or vice-president called him so when he said why did you put your dad on speaker phone he said doesn't your dad call you, so is that what happened hunter did your dad call you during those business sneaks so many questions need to have answers and the democrats trying to laugh or explain it off is not good enough. >> greg: kat, did you catch any of that stuff this morning? the so-called circus? i saw some of it in the elevator >> kat: kind of same. >> greg: do you think we should buy -- we could totally expense it. we should buy one of his paintings and have it here on the set >> kat: okay. well, i know -- we wouldn't do
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that, and i know for a fact that -- so they said the majority are democratic donors. i would say a hundred percent of the people who bought the paintings at least thought they had influence. if you bought it and he doesn't know you hope people will think you have the kecks because you have the painting. i know everyone for a fact everyone's buying it for influence and not buying because of how it looks for one reason is because there are no prints of it being sold as posters on amazon. monae yes, van gogh yes, biden, no. >> greg: tyler it's more like joe's fault than hunter's because hunter assumed joe would retire so no one would know about all this and then he decided to run. i blame joe. >> tyrus: no, i blame hunter. the only thing i don't get is, he knows he can't keep a secret. clearly if you're trying to do
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dirt and you have it all on a laptop you don't take it to a plays that specializes in fixing laptops and hide it there. that's the first clue when it comes to hiding stuff. he's also like that with child bearing. he's not good at hiding stuff. i think this whole thing was a miscommunication. i think he showed up today thinking it was something else. because, you know, he's been on the run, he's been laying low, he heard a rumor there was a sex party on the senate floor, he brought his home boys, they walked in, they're like. >> greg: what? >> tyrus: where's the [bleep] naked people. yo, bro, i think this is your hearing. what? so i think it was more of that. and then he thought he was going to have that animal house moment where he gets out and walks out and dave warmann stands up, that's it you're finished pal, you're done, you're through. we're going to take your charter.
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they were like get out crack head. so he just does things. i think at this point joe and jill should start thinking about maybe aborting. [laughter], you iis it called late term. >> greg: super late term. ultra late term and i think it is legal. i think it is legal. the dems will be pro -- yeah, yeah, you know. >> tyrus: oh, i'm in trouble. >> greg: he was expecting a sexual congress not an actual congress lee. is the administration's goal is to just make this, you know, they have to protect joe, right? is that possible? >> lee: so far they've been able to protect him. i mean, over the course of the first year or so of the trump administration when don jr. had to testify three times in the closed door depositions and hunter and james biden and sarah biden, they haven't had one closed door deposition yet. they're just kind of running out
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the clock into what is now the election year. and for these democrats, who are covering for the bidens, and they keep on saying, there's no evidence on absolutely anything. if the shoe was on the other foot, if donald trump was sitting in the white house and one of his kids decided to take up financer painting, too, and they sell one of these pieces for a massive sum of money, and then the buyer ends up getting all sorts of access or benefit from the administration, man, these democrats would be losing their mind. >> greg: yeah. >> lee: they would be looking for, you know, a thousand years impress ionment for the entire family a hundred millions in fines investigations and impeachments and hangings. we all see this for exactly what it is. and even though they are successfully running out the clock and there is this thing in november called an election, they don't have to keep him there four more years. >> greg: that's true. well we'll see won't we. i just coined that phrase we'll see. that's why i'm the host. up next, he lost his cnn checks
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now he'll make money on x. flores
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>> greg's happiest day ever. all right! ♪ >> greg: i'm truly in heaven, it's the return of don lemon. yeah, the former cnn host has announced his new show on x. x, of course, is also the roman numeral ten which is how many viewers don used to get on cnn. says, quote, i've heard you and today i am back, bigger, boulder, freer. i hope he's not talking about going commandoment but he says i've heard you. who is you? who is he talking about? was there a clamoring for his return and was it coming from the voices in his head or when he hears someone from one of the many bars he frequents ask for a lemon did he assume they were talking about him. the only thing we thought when he was tired is how did he last
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so long. he's calling it the don lemon show and he says i know now more than ever we need an honest place for discussion without the hall monitors. wow calling out the hall monsters he just launched and already making fun of the brian stelter. he claims his new show will feature honest debate but is he suggesting he didn't actually believe all nightly [bleep] he was spewing before like when he denied there was a crime problem in new york and mocked us for trying to address it? >> if you watch a certain state tv and you listen to conservative media you would think that, you know, entire cities are just 'em broiled in fights, we went out and had a great dinner in new york city. people actually walked up and said thank you, i watch you every night. >> greg: that never happened. and could he now believe a woman in her 50s is not past her prime. >> all this talk about age makes me uncomfortable.
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i think it's the wrong road to go down. she says politicians are not in their prime. in icky haley isn't in her prime sorry. a woman is considered to be in her prime in her 20s and 30s and maybe 40s. >> greg: he now claims cnn actually held him back. from what? like this is the guy who once said a missing plane might have fallen into a black hole and they just kept rolling. >> whether it was hijacking or terrorism or mechanical error onner what if it was something we don't fully understand, a lot of people have been asking about that, black holes and also referencing the twilight zone which has a very similar plot. that's what people are iing sa, i know it's preposterous but is it me positives truss you think? >> greg: on the plus side if his show is a failure he will claim all his viewers got sucked into a black hole. tyrus, i am making fun of him but i couldn't be happier. >> tyrus: you know, which don
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lemon are we going to get. are we going to get don lemon before president trump ran because that don lemon wasn't bad. i didn't agree with half the stuff he said but i could stomach it. it was the traumatic, oh, my god, the redheaded monster that lost his mind. this is why elon musk is cool as [bleep] because if you're going to have on x, on any given day, tucker carlson and don lemon. hopefully back-to-back. so if you are looking for an idea or an angle on anything, that should pretty much cover it. except, of course, right here on the greg gutfeld show. but other than that, yes. [cheers and applause]. >> tyrus: so i believe in redemption. i believe that everyone should have an opportunity so go to town. it depends. i think he's going to try to attack, scorn. that's the thing, he's starting a new relationship but he's the one that got dumped from the last one. so is he changed or is et just
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putting on a smiley face and next thing you know jussie smollett will be on there singing background music for his new album. so we don't know. >> greg: that's true kat. what is he going to do. i for one am very exciting >> kat: yeah it will be interesting. what did he want to say that he couldn't say. i'm interested we're going to get to know him. wouldn't it be fun if he leans into red pill edge lore. if you're not pregnant, why not, you know? if you're over 35 you make me throw up like that kind of stuff. but it is obviously very smart move by elon. i do hear that all the time, by elon musk. because there was that narrative going forever that, okay, now it's the -- now the whole entire web site is a right wing thing which you can't say that now unless don lemon takes the rout i was simply joking about and that will be a big surprise for everyone. >> greg: lee, here's the best part. if lemon was still at cnn he
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would say musk is a threat to free speech. now he works for musk and he's going to say he's the savior of free speech. >> lee: this is a big time 180 tyrus and kat spot on it depends what kind of don lemon we get, what kind of self-reflection has he done since he left cnn? is this going to be a person who's learned from his lessons and maybe he wants to be a better self? and i'm all for second chances on something like this, i will a give him the benefit of the doubt, give him the shot. however if he is acting like the old don lemon that got booted, man, that is blown quickly, a lot of people giving him the benefit of the doubt and will give him the second shot, they know him they know don legal on and are ready to pull that plug. >> greg: emily to work on this new show he actually got time off from his new job at olive garden. >> emily: i mean, here's my take, i think you were so generous just now in your analysis. if he was really listening to the voices, i've heard you i've
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listened to your voices they were all saying shut up. he is such a blow -- what is he talking about. i don't care what he has to say. i don't want to hear anymore. what actual thoughtful insightful opinion or analysis did he ever give. so when he talks about the hall monitors. yeah, bro, because what you said was blatantly against the state constitution that you reside which apparently is super peaceful and all workplace laws and regulations. for you to come back and think we care what you have to say, for me save it. have your show in the backyard and talk to the mirror. >> greg: there you go. all right. he hasn't even started and he's already getting hate mail from emily. coming up to joy bay heart's feet make your life complete. there's a tease.
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a man wrote in saying his wife made him stop massaging her feet after he admitted to having a foot fetish and like ana navarro's dressing room after they run out of fa breeze things got stinky. >> isn't it great he has a foot fetish if you love foot massages and you are married to a guy who has a foot fetish and likes to give massages. >> not to brag. >> you have beautiful feet. >> but my feet have created foot fetishes out there. >> that is true. this is true. >> so i can't really respond. i feel that i'm responsible. >> mine are, too. >> yours are, too. >> for a lot of foot fetishes. >> greg: not to brag but yes she's responsible for a lot of the foot fetishes. maybe among cattle ranches and horseshoe collectors. but might i explain better explanation the reason men
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concentrate on their feet is because it's the furthest thing from her face. [laughter]. >> greg: kat is this an example in the fetish world of stolen valor. she's taking credit for an entire fetish. there are plenty of people that were there before her that paved the road for foot fetishism and she's claiming credit >> kat: she should have at least put her foot on the table. >> tyrus: thank you. show the goods >> kat: you could just say i have the biggest boobs in the world. i have no way to dispute it. i haven't seen her feet. >> greg: no, you haven't >> kat: maybe they are beautiful. >> greg: wouldn't that be amazing >> kat: i'm not going to argue about something i have no evidence of. that's what they do. >> greg: that's what they do exactly >> kat: i have no idea. maybe her feet are extremely attractive. i don't know. i know foot fetish, it's a thing and people comment on my instagram say show us your feet and like now i'm never going to.
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now that i know it's something valuable i'm not giving it away for free. >> greg: exactly. emily do you think she relies on people seeing her feet since she stopped seeing them years ago? >> emily: yes. i mean they might have been looking at the top end and mixed it up. i have two things to say, number one, any female who accidentally or just has their toes on a photo on a social media platform gets a billion foot fetish obsessers so i feel like this is sort of like watching joy discover like the wheel for the first time and everyone else is like it happens to everyone you idiot. secondly if her feet really are beautiful then it means she cannot distance at all it means she's never done a day of aerobics or any working out or any dancing or any wearing pretty heels or anything because those are the kind of feet beautiful ones that have just sat in arm chairs their whole life which i guess probably likely. >> greg: there you go pampered feet lee. what are your thoughts?
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[laughter] [cheers and applause] >> lee: i've been trying not to listen to this segment. i did come prepared. i think whether's most concerning is joyless behar is causing a lot of headaches, depression and suicidal thoughts on the part of her audience. that's probably happening a lot more frequently than foot fetishes but i'm going to kick this over to tyrus point and go back to this barf bag. >> greg: tyrus. >> tyrus: listen she's been sitting on her ass for what, 50, 75 years. >> emily: hundred. >> tyrus: of course her hoofs look great they're all shiny probably the same horse shoes that the original black smith from the may flower put on her. you know, like only thing she could maybe upgrade the bangs
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wig. i'm the most alpha male and even i know that [bleep]'s outdated. so for her to sit there and talk about my feet, it's like kat's invisible giant boobs >> kat: yeah, i have them really strapped down right now. [laughter] >> kat: i don't want to get anyone jealous. >> tyrus: they're leaning on me, come on, man. yeah, she's a bad person and the best thing about you is you're -- not to brag, which means i have to brag. can you just imagine honey i'm ready? i just want to see your feet >> kat: i have a challenge for her. come out with a foot calendar. prove me wrong. maybe we're wrong. >> tyrus: yeah, we want to see what the horseshoe really looks like >> kat: i'm not making any judgments. >> greg: we have to move on. up next why you can't help but smooch your adorable pooch.
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>> greg: dog faceserk involve for humans. this is sad to me. dog faces evolved over tens of thousands of years to produce puppy dog eyes to be more
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appealing to humans. >> it's okay. because it's worth it to snuggle with a face that looks like that. humans that i look like have 95%. i love it. i know what they are trying to tell me. >> greg: i didn't hear any of that. tyrus, this is like reverse engineering. we love puppies because they are cute. how do you explain ugly people? >> that's a good point. babies are cute so dads don't kill them. >> greg: and they have to look like the dads. >> all of my kids were born with mo
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mohawks. this is dumb. we made dogs cute. they were once majestic foxes and we gave them recessive geans. genes. they can't have babies anymore without a c-section. that's not evolution. cats don't do that. 15 minutes outside of the door, they are free and out. we dumbed them down and changed their faces. we are cruel as [bleep]. it's not evolution. no one evolves smaller. >> greg: i have a french bull dog. he is a frankenstein monster. look at that. that's not natural. >> greg: that was supposed to be
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a wolf. now a ceramic hummel. >> i don't know what these dogs looked like 10,000 years ago. judge jeanine drops her dog at the groomer. in one hour the evolution that your dogs are turning are more than happened in the last 10,000 years. >> my dog makes the cutest tases when he does something bad. look at this. a puppy and knocked over the plant. how could we be mad at that puppy? he also is manipulatative. he knows he looks good. >> greg: we'll be right back. congrats carol! your youngest finally popped the question. but now, you're really going to have to get those new dentures. after all, you need a smile that matches the moment. so this might be a good time to mention that aspen dental can create natural looking dentures in no time. just for you! and that comes with $0 down plus 0% interest
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