left the building, but when asked about the accusations, well -- that he took fani willis on these lavish vacations after she paid him a fortune with money he earned from the trump case, wade refused to respond and notably did not deny his tryst with the fulton county d.a. unfortunately we may never get to know the truth. but let's see, there's going to be an investigation. jim jordan is all over it. that's all the time we have left this evening. thank you so much for being with us. please set your dvr so you never, ever, ever miss an episode of "hannity." in the meantime, let not your heart be troubled this friday night. greg gutfeld standing by, and he'll put a smile on your face. have a great weekend. we'll see you from iowa on monday. ♪ ♪ [applause]

♪ ♪ >> greg: thank you! all right! yeah! let's start! wow. that was amazing. [laughter] i wish i smoked. it's friday, so you know what that means. let's welcome tonight's guests. you may recognize him from his feature in "average white guy" magazine, cohost of "fox & friends first," todd piro. [applause] as former miss citrus, she comes freshly squeezed. host of "the morgan ortagus" show on sirius xm, morgan ortagus! [applause] it's been 12 years since she tested positive for food. "new york times" best-selling author and fox news contributor,

kat timpf! [applause] and the great barrier reef is his loofah. "new york times" best-selling author, comedian, world champion, tyrus! [applause] before we get to some news stories, let's do this. ♪ ♪ >> announcer: greg's leftovers! >> greg: it's leftovers, where i read the jokes we didn't use this week. as always, it's my first time reading them, so if they suck, we will put joe mackey in a meat grinder and turn them into hot dogs. [laughter] here we go. fingers crossed. during a house committee speech, democrat congresswoman pramila jayapal accused former president donald trump on wednesday of inciting and erection. [laughter] something she's never been guilty of herself. [laughter and applause]

terrible! chris christie announced he's dropping out of the g.o.p. presidential race. "it was difficult to support his platform," said the -- [laughter] said the workers who designed the debate stage. [laughter] >> tyrus: wow. >> greg: and like many politicians who dropped out, he said he's look forward to taking some time off and spending time with his family. [laughter] >> tyrus: jesus. >> greg: according to a report, kamala harris has created her own scented candle. i just like her, it gets lit every night. [laughter] she's a drunk. "top 103" is in the works at paramount pictures. in this next installment, maverick will take on his biggest photo yet, and enlarged prostate

we'll all get there. the girls high school basketball game was canceled after players hurled anti-semitic slayers against their jewish opponents. i know, shocking, right? jewish basketball players? [laughter] and oklahoma 13-year-old is believed to be the first person to ever beat the video game, tetris. incredible. when i was his age, i was beating something else. [audience reacts] >> tyrus: this is where we are going. >> morgan: oh, no. >> greg: i don't know what that means. the faa issued a safety update after alaska airlines' midair blowout. warning for parents not to hold unsecured babies on their laps. the airlines clarified there will be an upgrade fee if you are in coach and your baby ends

up in first class. [laughter] in a related story, and aviation firm claims it has developed a jet fuel made entirely from human poop. which means i have finally sold some sucker all my boxes of poop. [laughter] the city council in st. paul, minnesota, will now be made up entirely of women. first order of business, new drapes. [laughter] >> tyrus: no one is safe. >> greg: no one is safe. a company in the u.k. has created bananas that never turn brown. great, now bananas are racist. [laughter] this week, a rocket was launched into space with the intention of releasing the remains of 330

people, including george washington, jfk, and joe biden. [laughter] [applause] reports claim... >> morgan: oh, no. [audience reacts] >> greg: i know. hey, i'm not proud of this. [laughter] reports claim that jeffrey epstein tried to stop a rumor that he once invited stephen hawking to the island for a conference, which led to his alleged underage orgy. which seems like a ridiculous rumor, since kids rarely eat their vegetables. [audience reacts] that is the worst, worst joke i've ever heard. i am firing doocy for sending

that to me. [laughter] >> tyrus: it is true, though. kids hate vegetables! what the hell? >> greg: reports claim that over 2,000 migrants have displaced students at a brooklyn high school. the downside is the students miss in-person classes. the upside, the landscaping was amazing. [laughter] that is so racist! terrible, racist joke. that's why it's not on the show. on an episode of "the view," whoopi goldberg said, if trump wins in 22 a for, rid of journalists and gay people. well, there goes bravo. [laughter] >> tyrus: not the house wives! >> greg: according to researchers, holding in a fart in public can lead to horrific consequences. see? that's why i'm so healthy! said one man.

[applause] a remake of "the blob" is in the works, and hollywood is already scouting for the main star. [applause] finally, a relationship expert address is the real reasons why your partner won't have sex with you. it may be caused by a lack of confidence, wealth, or if you look like this. >> i knew it was coming! >> greg: unbutton that shirt. now to the news. espn is in a jam, because they ran and emmy-stealing scam. now they are in the hall of fame when it comes to using bogus names. this is the weirdest story. according to a report from "the athletic," espn has admitted to operating a scam going back decades of using fake names of people who didn't exist to obtain more than 30 emmys for

their on-air talent. i know. here's my question, why didn't fox think of that? [laughter] here's how it went down. according to rules set by the academy, on-air talent could win individual emmys but not as part of the staff of a show, so to skirt this rule, espn would insert fake names on submissions under the guise of associate producers. for those of you unaware of what an associate producer does: my laundry. [laughter] but if they won, and they did, they reengraved the awards and gave them to on-air personalities who actually didn't win! i know! what's hilarious is, for the fake names, that espn made up, it's like they were barely trying to hide it. lee corso was lee cryer, kirk herb street was kirk henry, desmond howard was derek howard,

samantha ponder was steve ponder. not only did she get a fake name, they also reassigned her gender. [laughter] someone get riley gains on the phone! or, as espn calls her, riley green. the report notes that there was no evidence the on-air talent was aware of this scam, and espn has returned the statues to the academy. we go to the espn talent now that there statues returned. >> [screaming and crying] >> greg: but the big question is, why the hell did they do this? a person involved in the espn submission process said, "you have to remember that those personalities are so important and they have egos."

which is a shame. it gives tv personalities a bad name, because not all of us have egos. i don't come here to do this show every day so i can win some fancy statue! plus, it's not like i need an emmy! i already have a nobel peace prize. [laughter and applause] and a mr. universe trophy. and mrs. universe. [laughter] i won that on my own. and an nba defensive player of the year. [laughter] but seriously, the accusation of cheating couldn't come at a worse time for espn, as the network just finished a tribute to the most honest athletes of all time, like lance armstrong, and barry bonds, and the east german women's swim team. [laughter] yeah, we made fun of them back then. todd, this is pretty amazing.

have you ever won an emmy? >> todd: i have not. >> greg: right. do you ever wish you had? >> todd: actually applied, and in local news you actually have to apply yourself and pay your own fee in order to win the enemy. that leads me to my conclusion, there's no way in hell that the on-air talent didn't know about the scheme, if for no other reason then people in this business talk, and it's a small business. if you see sportscaster x at another station win the award, you know, you've done your research. you've been monitoring the emmys. you know they won that award. when randomly a package shows up in the mail and says he won the award, you know it's not yours. second point, though, greg, you ran the names. one thing you didn't mention about those names, those are all adult film star names. [laughter] derek howard? kirk henry? chris fulton, lee clark, and steve ponder.

>> greg: that is an amazing fact, and i love you for that, but i also want to know how you know! [laughter and applause] oh! that makes this whole story worthwhile! >> todd: they make it about me eventually! it always seems to happen on this show! >> kat: but that was not a record question. how did you know that? >> tyrus: everybody remembers the women's names. no one remembers the guys' names. >> greg: how did you know? i need to know! [laughs] >> todd: tyrus, greg, and kat, morgan, i believe in being well-rounded and knowing all aspects of the entertainment industry. i need to know the competition in case one of these individuals, you know, applies to be the anchor on "fox & friends first." >> greg: so when it comes to research you would say you are pretty anal?

[laughs] all right, we've got to move on. >> tyrus: no, no, stay here. [laughter] i allot my time to the explanation. >> greg: greatest segment ev ever. >> todd: everybody's yielding their time to you to beat up on me, and -- >> tyrus: you kind of put it out there. >> greg: you know, morgan, in 2002, you won you are missed citrus title. but did you really? [laughter] did you really? why would they do this? >> morgan: i have a theory. i think it's because we spent so much time as a culture giving out participation trophies, and now it's, like, the next natural evolution from participation trophies. you are rigging the system to give it to everybody. no one is ever going to accuse me of being sporty spice, but i thought you're not supposed to cheat. you would think espn would know that. >> greg: every time they veer away from sports, they screw up. they should stick to reporting what's on the field. kat, in short, these emmys were

improperly obtained. it's like the media equivalent of stolen valor. as a member of the media and married to a veteran, this must be doubly offensive. >> kat: exactly. >> greg: [laughs] >> kat: this makes so little sense. i actually was worried that i was stupid, even though we all know that's not true, because -- >> greg: i couldn't understand it! >> kat: u.n. an emmy, for 13 years this went on and not a single one of these people was like, "wait, but it wasn't invited to the ceremony." somebody just handed me an emmy with my name on it, congrats, i'd start laughing. or it shows up your house. and we are all on tv. if you win and a word, what's the first thing you're going to do? a google yourself and see what other people are saying about it! there all insufferable. at least i can admit it. but not a single one of these people googled themselves to see the list. not a single one of them was

like, "wait, i would have liked to go to the ceremony and have pictures of myself taken." not a single one of the people in literally the most narcissistic profession that there is, which is being on air, had that thought or ask that question? i'm not buying that for a second. >> greg: what you think, tyrus? >> tyrus: i'm buying it. because what they did was, it's the part that doesn't go on tv. it's the team, and they are part of the team. so it's like, the producers earned it for putting up with their arrogant asses, but it's a spit in the face of producers. "we have to make sure little grege get the trophy, too. you're not up for the individual one, it's the team one." but all emmys are [bleep]. you have to pay. so if you have the greatest number one late-night show, but the host is cheap, you don't get an emmy. you know what i'm saying? let us not forget, this is the guy who offered me $20 to break up protests because i was black.

so when that price list came out, he was like, "we don't need it, we are good." >> todd: tyrus, don't worry, i have tickets for all of us to the adult video awards. >> tyrus: i have a feeling you know the directors, and it was like you are probably in them at a younger time in your life, but you are in the nonaction part. you are like the one pizza delivery guy in the porno who they take the pizza from and close the door. >> kat: it makes sense, though, because what other group of people besides he was getting off work at 6:00 in the morning? >> greg: [laughs] we got to move on. up next, we are talking to vivek, because the country is at stake. [applause]

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>> introducing the cuts held town halls. no town, no house, but the world's hottest moderator. an injection of political insight you can get anywhere else with no venting music or graphics. wait, turn that back on! it's the gutfeld town-list hall-list extravaganza ! [applause] >> greg: control yourself! all right, welcome to part two of our inaugural gutfeld town hall. once again we are joined by fans from around our beautiful, beautiful country including the cheer squad from northern state community college. ♪ ♪ really excited. back again, our friends from eastern state correctional facility. >> greg!

greg! greg! greg! greg! >> greg: okay, tonight's guest really knows how to shake things up, especially when he sticks it to the media. >> just by show of hands, who here is willing to admit that the trump russia collusion hoax was indeed incorrectly reported by the mainstream media? why would that be an appropriate? what's inappropriate is lying to the public. by a show of hands, was the wuhan lab the likely origin of the covid pandemic? everyone, media or not. does everyone agree that the hunter biden laptop story as reported was indeed accurately reported in was not russian disinformation? >> greg: talk about flipping the script. but what is his obsession with

raising hands? let's ask him. please welcome back to the show g.o.p. presidential candidate vivek ramaswamy! [applause] we've got more great questions, so let's get right to it. "vivek, i like you. if you're not going to be selected as our general presidential candidate, will you agree to a vp selection?" >> vivek: well, i appreciate that. by the way, i'm talking to you from a gas station in western iowa in the middle of the blizzard where we pulled over, so just to provide some context here. >> kat: that was my question! 's before i wanted to address the elephant in the room there. [laughter] a gas station. >> greg: vivek, can you give me a 2-liter bottle of fanta? >> vivek: i was always a

dr pepper guy, we'll bring that next time in the studio. the truth is, to address the question, i have a thing called independent opinions, which has historically been a disqualifying feature for a vice president. but when it comes to my ability to lead this country, i think i'm best position to do it from the front. i think we need a leader with fresh legs. i think from the next generation, to reach and lead the next generation of amer americans. and i want to take our america first agenda to the next level, but also reunite this country in the process. i think it's possible to do both of those things at the same time. i don't think securing the southern border or using our military on the border were shutting down large numbers of federal agencies -- i don't think that the left wing or right-wing idea. i think it's an american idea. some of my policies are unconventional and go the distance i don't think i could do that in a number two seat, and that's what i expect and hope and ask you to help me

become the next president of the united states. >> greg: i'm just wondering if the people who are working there think you're crazy. "who's this guy in aisle 6 running for president?" [laughter] "did he get out of a nearby mental hospital?" this is a great question. "how will you three the protesters and stop this insane persecution? and will you appoint greg as your press secretary?" let's talk about jan sixth. what would you do? >> and the only candidate to make this pledge. day one in office, i will pardon every peaceful protester that day, because it's the right thing to do for this country, and i will go further case by case and understand, even those who were allegedly violently charged, to understand if the facts actually match up and if they had any constitutional due process rights denied. anybody who has held to a different standard of the rule

of law will get a pardon, because that's how we actually have to stand for one standard of the rule of law in this country. antifa and blm burned this country down across the nation for a year. and yet, peaceful protesters that day, like the likes of owen shroyer, just had a megaphone, yelled "1776," ended up serving in prison. that's not america. and there are other facts that have yet to come to light here. i know you're not supposed to talk about that, but it's a hard truth. hard questions about capitol police officers let people in. i don't think entrapment should ever be the basis. if they waived somebody in, i don't think it is then appropriate to arrest that same person. that's what i don't stand for as the next president. [applause] >> greg: great point. from alabama, my home, if you become president, what are the first things you do to improve school systems, our education system? what do you do?"

>> vivek: it sad that i have to start at this level basics, but even when i was in iowa over the last week, there was another school shooting here. what i've said, shut down the deferment of education and put three armed security guards in every school across this country so at least we know our schools are safe and protected for our children. next is to focus on achievement. get rid of the teachers unions and the public schools, and school choice actually levels up not just the private schools but the public schools in those same areas. teachers unions, if you and then, they can then compete with private schools, and i think teachers who do the best job as measured by the achievement of the students should actually make more money than they do today. so bring some merit to the compensation of teachers to lift up the achievement of our students. and then let's get rid of the indoctrination. that's why i've said i'm not going to reform the department of education, i'm going to get in there and shut it down and return $80 billion to parents and teachers and public school districts and private school opportunities throughout this country. that's what it means to actually stand for an educational system

that is about our students rather than about a bunch of teachers union bureaucrats. that's how i'm going to lead. [applause] >> greg: 40 seconds left. related, this is what in the viewer asked. will you unwoke our military? how would you do that? >> vivek: yes. a few things on a military parade clean house at the pentagon, and the dei treat even the boxes they check. hispanic american, black american, white american. no. there's one box if you join our military, american. that's what unites the people in the military around common purpose and mission. [applause] is the other thing. thank you. one more thing on the military, anybody who lost their position in the military because they refused to take the covid vaccine will have their position reinstated with back pay times one and a half. we've got to clean up our military and actually respect the young men and women who serve. that's what it means to have a real commander in chief in this country. >> greg: vivek, great job.

thanks for doing this at the gas station. you came in on a full tank. talk to you later. great job. >> vivek: thank you. ♪ >> greg: up next, a take on handshakes. every day can be extraordinary with rich, creamy, delicious fage total yogurt.

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least ron is shaking hands with someone who's in the same room. [laughter and applause] and let's face it, political couples can have different levels of intimacy. casey shakes her husband's hands while dr. jill changes her husband's diaper. [laughter] and chris christie used to lick his wife's hand every time she had kfc. [laughter] and of course there's been candidate to greet their husbands with a disinfectant wipe and a hazmat suit. [laughter and applause] morgan, have you ever shaken the hand of you has been? >> i don't think so, maybe when i met him. at least ron desantis isn't calling his wife "mother." that's positive. he's probably just in the moment, and i think he was shaking the governor's hand and he just got in a moment and it's a little -- bless his heart. >> greg: >> tyrus: come in

his defense, he was standing up. maybe he should have blown her a kiss he couldn't hug her. if he's a governor, doesn't matter that he's uncomfortable? >> tyrus: oh, that car ride home was uncomfortable. [laughter] "you shook my hand? i'm your wife." that was a bad moment. i never shaking hands with my wife unless it was a bit. she was so sure because she googled dr.ed something and just knew it, i'll be like, "bet $500 then. why my bedding, it's my money?" and then even when she's wrong, she still ends up right. so do not shake hands with your wife if you have any sense, especially in public because you hear about how all the other candidates kiss their wife, they held their hands when they walk. they'll shake hands. i'm not your buddy, i'm not your pal. who's the bitch you didn't want to see kissing your wife? that's what i want to know!

[applause] >> morgan: oh, my god, you are so right. i would say all of that. >> greg: in politics the hardest thing is to act human. remember mitt with the hot dog at obama throwing a baseball? it's like, what suspends their humanity? speed to my mind, something just cross my mind that i'm not sure i should say or do my share with the group or not. >> tyrus: why not? he talked about his porn addiction. [laughter] >> kat: maybe they were doing a thing where they were pretending that he didn't know -- that they didn't know each other. >> tyrus: oh... you love that, todd! a little role-play! that's right up your alley. >> kat: yeah! maybe they were pretending, "you're pretty, where you from?" >> greg: you know what? that might be true! >> kat: it could be! >> greg: "how you doing there?

i'll meet you later." >> kat: i would be great in p.r. >> greg: and then they go, "maybe i'll see you later paradigm at the hotel." >> kat: "what hotel are you at?" >> greg: and then there at the bar, "i saw you at my campaign in the front row!" that's how you keep things fresh, america. >> todd: i believe that was a 2020 movie starring dirk howard and lee clark, known as the iowa cock-us. [laughter] i'm fired, aren't i? it was a heck of a run! you are so low on monday. >> tyrus: you've got a hell of a meeting on monday! >> greg: you might want to zoom this one. he's kind of the opposite of easy-going, and it's kind of unfair. a lot of our great leaders before tv were not that easy going, because he's highly confident.

>> todd: i think we saw with the beer test, what it led to. it led to obama for eight years and that hasn't done really well for the country. when it comes to finding a leader, i don't really care about the beer test at this point. i just want a country that livable. so i think this is much ado about nothing. also, same church, different pew as kat on this one. not like a porn movie, like a role-play thing. >> kat: i didn't say it had to be a film! >> todd: it has to be a film! my life and i do this thing, my kids and i do it, too. stop! [laughter] get the minds out of the gutter! >> tyrus: you ain't making it to monday. >> todd: and shake my wife's hand and i shake my kids hand like they do in the dugout. it's a thing we do. maybe it's an inside joke between them. benefit of the doubt to ronnie. >> greg: lets and they are, shall we? while we are still here. while he still here. coming up, friends on 4 feet

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>> if you love all the birds and trees come all the fishes in the seas, if you take videos of pets, it's as good as it gets. this segment is for you, we hope your furry dreams come true, it's time to celebrate greg's animal friends. celebrate greg's animal friends! [applause] >> greg: welcome back. as always, each guest has brought an exciting animal video to share. tyrus, you go first. >> tyrus: it was redecorating in my house this weekend, big water changes, so all my tanks got new plants and stuff like that, so all their colors came out, and it was like breeding season is starting, and we have a fight about to break out. but i sent a bunch of them, but you see there getting all those cool colors. those are all my hybrids. because i believe in the mixing

of the races. [laughter] by the time i'm done, they'll all be one color, tall, light-skinned, and amazing. [laughter] >> greg: [laughs] oh, boy. >> tyrus: for those wondering why i have flower pots underwater, it's because they use them to lay eggs in. that's why they are there. >> greg: that's much like kat's! >> kat: i don't even get it. >> greg: i don't, either. sometimes things don't work. >> kat: why do i lay eggs? >> greg: [laughs] what is your animal? >> kat: this kitty is really -- look at that! when you have a cat, it is so great, because they do stuff like that all the time. you're like, "buddy, what are you doing?" and they look at you like, "what do you mean? why wouldn't i be doing this?" it looks like he just found out life is meaningless. [laughter] >> tyrus: or his set dropped

and he wanted to show everybody. >> kat: "what are you looking at?" >> greg: it seems like he's auditioning for one of todd's movies. [laughter and applause] >> todd: that was chris ful fulton. >> greg: there is a name for that. morgan? >> morgan: i saw a video of these cute darling little pony, and he or she looks like they are getting their confidence to jump -- my daughter loves horses. she rides a little pony named chief's of this made me think of her. this also made me think of joe biden. [laughter] it's very cute but it looks like joe biden when he's trying to go down the stairs of air force one. you did it! yay! [applause] >> greg: i'm always wondering, how is morgan going to make some red meat out of this one? "how can i tie this in to joe biden?" >> morgan: i tried to be funny. it's hard.

>> greg: [laughs] all right, todd. what is your animal video? and i hope to god... >> todd: trust me, it's just an animal. this is a live iguana meeting a stuffed animal iguana. for those of you who don't know, this is how greg and i greet each other when we see each other to do a show. can i be real for a moment? i'm really impressed by the calm of the stuffed animal. didn't flinch the entire time. didn't get flustered by the live iguana. >> tyrus: i have a question. what was the stuff iguana's safe word? [laughter] >> todd: i'm glad you asked. dirk howard -- all right, i can't go to the names anymore. i'm done. >> kat: "i guest i squeeze all the juice out of that bit." >> todd: too many callbacks. >> greg: we have gots to move on. does outer space smell like a

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>> a story in five words. [applause] >> greg: five words. "what if space really stunk?" kat, this is amazing. astronauts say space odors cling to their suits and smell like

metallic burnt meat. i don't think anybody really thought that space might stink. >> kat: no! and i want to know who was the first person to bring it up. >> greg: yeah. >> kat: have all the astronauts. because if you are in space you probably feel a lot of pressure to not complain. who was the person to be like "a kind of sucks have but it smells out here." be when you're supposed to be brave and stuff. >> kat: you supposed to be grateful. >> greg: morgan, there's a lot of dark matter in space. could it be poop? [laughter] >> morgan: maybe it's intelligent life. i've had a security clearance for a long time so i might know about aliens. >> greg: you've never told us anything about aliens. >> morgan: they are real! ali didn't really think they are real. >> greg: but you have no evidence? >> morgan: no. i would go to space except in very sensitive to smells. i couldn't do it. even before i go into hair and makeup here, i brush my teeth like ten times. i don't know, i don't like smells. i can't do it. >> greg: well, that was a

great story, morgan. >> morgan: thank you! [laughter] anyway, the aliens are coming here, so we don't have to worry about it. >> greg: todd, i live in new york city where in summer every block smells like tramp urine and cold garbage. why are we giving crap to space? >> todd: yeah! to kat's point, she said this is a tough thing for astronauts. it's beyond astronauts. he read the article, it says all the smells the various planets have. which led me to this thought: i feel so bad for the scientists that got assigned that. you go to the best schools, get the best degrees, the greatest grades that you can, and your first day, they are like, "bill, your life's work is to tell us what uranus smells like." that was too campy? >> greg: dirk howard, everybody! [applause]

always back to uranus. tyrus, does this tell you everything about humanity? no one, when they are moving somewhere, whether it's bakersfield, california, or new jersey, they never think about how it might smell. then they get there and they go, "oh, this place stinks." >> tyrus: i'm going to stop everybody right here because we are just getting dumber. if you smell something in outer space, you are dead! you can't breathe, you freeze, and you explode. no one has no [bleep] clue what it smells like in outer space! all they know is, when they get back, their suits smell! because if you don't have oxygen, you can't smell anything! [applause] am i losing my mind? it's like, every time he or someone, "i'm going to mars, what about you?" "no, i'm kind of addicted to oxygen, water, and heat. i like those things." they come up with this stuff.

space thanks? no, space sucks. it sucks you out, turned inside out, and i think the last thing you want to see having that horrible death, and when you scream no one hears you, because there's no oxygen in space! so you couldn't smell it. that's why there's no fire, either, in space. >> greg: did you know they say the ozone smells bitter and smoky? >> tyrus: they are ignorant -- greg. >> greg: wow. you know, it's funny, though -- >> tyrus: underwater is tough to breathe. i didn't go to harvard or the university of phoenix and i figured that [bleep] out to. [laughter] >> greg: this is an argument, kat, for female astronauts, because they say it smells like burnt food, so they would be used to that from being in the kitchen. a sexist would say! >> kat: i feel like you did it wrong, too. that would just suggest women are bad at cooking.

>> greg: no, that they are in the kitchen. you know what? i think this was a teachable moment about how people can be sexist. >> kat: oh. [laughter] >> tyrus: well done. >> greg: thank you. >> kat: great job. >> greg: i think we learned a lot tonight. we learned that vivek is going to be a very powerful political force, and that todd piro likes porn. don't go away. we'll be right back. [applause] honey... nyquil severe honey. powerful cold and flu relief with a dreamy honey taste. nyquil honey, the nighttime, sniffing, sneezing, couging, aching, fever, honey-licious, best sleep with a cold, medicine. ♪ when your child has moderate—to—severe eczema, it's okay for them to show off. show off their clearer skin and noticeably less itch with dupixent. because children 6 months and older with eczema have plenty of reasons to show off their skin.

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