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left the building. but when asked about the accusation bs as well that he took fani willis on these lavish vacationsaccusati after d him a fortune with money earned from the trump case, wade refused to respond and notably did not deny, wade his tryst win fulton county d.a.. unfortunateltyy, well, we may never get to know the truth, but let's see, there's goingjimd to be an investigation. >> jim jordan's all over it. all right. that's all the timhee have lefto this evening. thank you so much for being with us. please set mfobeing wi your so , ever, ever miss an episode of hannity. in the meantime, let not your heart be troubled this friday night. greg gutfeld standin arg by and he will put a smile on your face. have a greatile on your fa we'lm iowa on monday.
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hey, here, music here. let's oh. wow. who that? how does amazing. leich i smoke. it's friday, so you know what that means. let's welcome tonight's guest. .you may recognize him from his feature, an average white guy magazine co-host of fox and friends, first time pyro as former mistress. she comes freshly squeezed in ortega's show. it turns out that morgan ortega ,it's been 12 years since she tested positive for food. a new york times best selling author. right. but didn't get that tip.
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and that great barrier reef is his loofah. "new york times" author, comedian and demi paris. all right, john, before we get to some new stories, let's do this. greg's leftovers and if>> g they hurt me, that's leftovers where i read the jokes news this week. and as always, it's my week. fit time reading them, so they . we'll put joe mackey in a meat grinder and turn them intom into hot dogs. so here we go.fi oh, fingers crossed. during a house committeettee spe speech, democratic congresswoman pramila jayapal accused former president donald trump on wednesday of inciting an d insurrectionon, something she's never been guilty of herself.
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tara ball, chris christie, his dropping out of the gop presidential race. quotg.o.p.e, it was difficult to support his platform, said said the workers who designed the debate stag woe and like many politicians who drop out. christie says he's looking forward to takinoppe g time off and spending more time with his family. fam usesil. >> according to a report, kamala harris has created d. n scencente and just like her, itet gets lit every night. she's a drunk. top gun three is in the works at paramount pictures. this next installment, maverick, will take on his biggest foe yetallmentt, an enl
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>> wow. a remake of. the blob is in the works and hollywood is already for the main star. finally, a relationship expert a . the real reasons why your partner won't have sex with youreasons . it may be caused by a lack of confidence, wealth, or if look like this. >> i knew that. so i sat up straight. i got ready. i knew it was coming. but that shirt added the news. espn's in a jam because they ran an emmy stealing scam and now they're the hallhall o of fame when it comes to using bogus namef s, this is the weirdest story. >> according to a report from the athleticcordin, espn has add to operating a scam, going decades of using fake names of people who didn't exist to obtain more than 30 emmys for their on air an talent.
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i know. here's my question. why didn't . think of that? this is so. here's how it went . et b according to rules set by the academy on air talent could win individual emmys, but not as part of the staff of a show. so to skirt this rule, espn skirs on emmyfake name submissions under the guise of a fake na associate producer. now, for those of you unaware y of what an associateou una does, [l laundry. >>au but if they won and they dd ,they really engraved the awards and then gave thethem to on air personalities n. actually didn't wi >> i know what's hilarious e is for the fake names espn made up, it's like they were barely trying were ba to hide it. so lee corso was lee clark kirk. >> herb street with kirk. henry desmond howardherb ss , dk howard, samantha ponder with steve ponder.
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well, not only did you get a fake name, they also reassigned fak gender. someone get riley gaines on the or, as espn calls her, riley green green. >> the report notes that there was no evidence the on aire on-a talentir aware of this scam.d en and espn has returned the statues to the academy. we go to the espn talent now who at their statues return put the big question is did they doo this? well, the person involved in the espn emmy submission process said, quote, you have to remember that those personalities are so important and have an ego, which is a
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shame for tv personalities, a bad name, because not all ofba us have egosd. ry day s i don't come here to do this show every single day so i can win some fancy stats, too.e plus, it's not like i needed emmy. i already have a nobel peace priz ae and a mr. universe tropy . and mrs. universe, i wonwo that on my own as nba defensive player of thd e year. but seriously, the accusation of cheatinaughter]g come at a wr time for espn as the network just finishe es thd tribute to most honest athletes of all time, like lanceho and barry bonds and the east german women's swim team. >> we made fun of them back then. . m todd this is pretty amazing.
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have you ever won an emmy? i have not. right.t. do you ever wish you had? >>i actually applied in localcta news. you actuallylly applied, have. apply yourself and pay your own fee. wow. to win the emmy. so that leads me to my conclusion. there is no way in that thet te on air talent did not know about this scheme. know abright. if for no other reason, then people in this business talk and it is anda business.ness. so if you see sportscaster x. yeah, and another station win the award. >> you know you've your research, you've been monitoring the emmys, you know, they won that awarnitoringd. so when randomly a package shows up in your mail and saysup ot you the award, you know it's not yours. second point, though, greg,ran you ran the names. thone thing you didn't mention about those names. >> those are all adult stars. >> dirk howard, kirk, henry,enry chris fulton, lee clark and ponder. okay.
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that is an amazing fact.g and i love you for that. but i also to know how you. ha ha ha ha. oh i bet that makes this whole story worthwhile. rthwhi glad i can make itle about me eventually. seems to have been on. and that was not a rhetorical. how dithist that wd you. i got to be honest. everyone remembers the women's th. name remembers the guys. nos.w i need to know what tyrus craig and kat morgan. i believe in knowing being well rounded. all aspects of the entertainment industry. cts of ti need to know the compn in case one of these individuals, you know, applieshe to be the anchor on fox and friends first. >> so when it comes to researc h you say you're pretty. to mo
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all right, we got to move onve. [l, no, stay here, grace. i lost my time. g: gre bridge, the nation's greatest segment. everybody is yielding their timeat to you to beat up on me and the addiction. me made that little tv. you kind of put it out there.ou yeah. yeaht ther you know, morgan, in 2002,n, you won your miss citrus title. >> but did you really? >> did you really? whd they do? i okay, i have a theory.i i think it's becausethin we spee so much time as a culture giving up participation trophies , and now it's like the next natural evolution from participatiothn trophies. you're just like, rigging the system to give it to everybody. i don't know. i mean, listen, no one'sdy.no og to accuse me of being sporty spice, but, like, i thought, you're not supposed to cheat in gamt you'ree like you would k espn would know that. yeah, well, you know what? r fromew up.ime they vee sports, they screw up. they should just stick to reporting what's on th on the field. >> kat so, in short, theseeld. t
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improperly obtained. it's like the media equivalenths stolen valor as a member of thea media and married to veteran, this must be doubly offensive. exactly. this makes so little sense. i remember i talked to tonya graham. i actually was worried that i . s stupid yeah, i know. we all know that's not true. i couldn't understand it because it's, you know, you win an emmy, it's like, okay forsing 13 years this went on and not a single one of these people was like, wait, if i wasn't to the ceremony. yeahle wasait,sn't. if somebody just, like, handed me an emmy with my name on it, congrats. i'somebodyd, i'd start laughingt just shows up at your house. >> and also, we're all on tv, a right? if you win an award, what's goig the first thing you're going to do? >> yeah, you google yourself. exactly. se t do?ele what, other people aret saying about it, we are all we're all insufferable. least i can admit it. but not a single one of these people. googlene of th themselves.t right. and the other one is notait, i
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a single one of them was like, wait, i. i would have like to go to thee piremonyli and have pictures of myself taken. no of myset a single one of thel in literally the most narcissistic profession that therely the is, which is being on air. had that thought or asked that questio han. >> i am not buying that for a second. what do you think, tyra? a>> greg: whai'm buying it. >> yes. no, no, because what they di d was, it's the part that doesn't go on tv. >> it's the team. and they're part of the team. so it's like the producers earned i it, putting up with their arrogant, but it's just spit in the face of producers. wellit i, got to make sure that little gracie here gets a trophy, too. >> yeah. so get th they're like, well, you're not up for the individual one. m one.he tea >> but all emmys are. you have to pay. f you yeah, you have to pay. numbf you have the greatest number one late night show, but the host is cheap, don't you don't get an emmy in. thi let's not forget, this is the guy who offered me 20 bucks to break up protests because i was black. soe i was when that emmy prices
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came out, he was lik e, we don't need it. and we were good on integrity. so, tyrus, don't worry. >> i've got tickets for all oflo us to the adult video. that's all we got. i have a feeling you're like, you know, the guy like director, and you're like, your role. it was like you probably the in them at a younger time, but you were in the non action partyo. you were like the one pizza delivery guy in the who they take the pizzan th from and cloe the door. they didn't need this guy. yeah, yeah. >> i was in the list. it makes sense though because what other group of people because besides you is getting off work at six in the morning. >> gre yeah. vil right, we got to movughs]e , mags. we're talking to the bake off because the country's at stakev. right here. >> if you'll be in the new york area and, like, tickets to see gutfeld, go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join studio audience and your attention
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right. okay. tonight's guest really knows how to shake okay, things up, especially when he sticks it to the media just by by show of hands. who here is willing to admit that the trump-russia collusiona hoax was indeed incorrectly reported by the mainstream media? why not? why would that be inappropriate? i think would be inappropriate. inappropriate as lying what's iing to to the public by show of hands was the wuhan lab the likely origin of, the covid 19 pandemic? everybody video not this. anyone here agree that the hunter biden laptop story, as reported by the "new york post", was indeed accurately reported and it was not russian disinformationaccur? but in fact factual. >> the old left. yes. talkreg: tal the scri about flipping the scr, but what's his obsession with raising hands? s s obsesslet's ask him
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please welcome back to the show. gop presidential candidate. cant be remiss by we got more great . so let's get right to it. bozeman asks with jake, i like you if you're not going to be selected as our general president presidential candidate, will you agree to a v.p.didate, selection? >> well, i appreciate that. >> i'm, by the way, talking to you from a gas. this is what was pulled over. so just to provide some contex t here to protect all of. our campaign events. but my questio 'sto. yeah, yeah, i figured he wantede to address the elephant in the room. ross correctly the gas station.. hey, big, big event. can you get me a two liter bottle of fanta. thank you great, great, great. dr. pepper. that i was just a dr. pepperi wa guy. but you know what?
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we'll brinways ag that back nexe the studio. >> and, you know, the truth is , you address boseman's question. >> i have a thing calledhave a.n independent opinions, which has historically been a disqualifying featurh hase for vice president. but when it comes to my ability to lead this countrybut wheny ak i'm best position to do it from the front. >> i do think we need a leaderf. with fresh legs. i think from the nextink fr generation to reacomh and the next generation of americans. >> and i'm in this to at once takek our america first agenda to the next level, but also reunite country in the process. and i think it's possible to do both of those things at samei d' time. i don't think securing the southern border or using our militaryt k securing our thf shutting down large numbers of federal agencies, i don't think that's a left wing or a right wing idea. i think that's a lefn american idea. but some of my policies are sufficiently let's say, som unconventional and go the distance that i don't thinka i can do that in a number two seat. and that's why i expect and hope and you to help me become the next president of united states. you know, i thin to hek justpeow
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wondering if the people that are working there think that you're crazre y, joe, who's this guy? who's the guy in aisle six, right? he requested that take it. how did he get out of a nearbyof mental hospital? so this is a great question, lad. casey asks, how will you freeu the j6 protesters and stop this insane same persecution? >> and where you point greggpp is your press secretaroint gy? that's, you know, i have a good job, but let's about jan six. >> what would you do? yeah so said this i'm thege only candidate to make this pledge on day one in office. i will pardon every peaceful ev becausethat day that's the right thing to do for this country. and i will go furthe countr case by case and understand even those who are allegedly, violentl even thosy charged to d if the facts actually match up fad anythey ha constitutional due process rights denied. and anybodtsd. y who was held to arule different standard of the rule
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of law will get a pardon becaus,e how we actually have to stand for one standard of the rule of law in this of ty, antifa and blm burn this country down in citiesis across this nation for a year. snd yet peaceful protester that day the likes of owen shroyer, who just had a megaphone, didn't enter the capito ay, like tl 1776, ended upone, serving in prison. "1776 that's not america. and i also think that there are some more facts that still," on yet to come to light here. i know you're not supposed ka hard about that, but i thin the hard truth, hard questions about capitol police officers who le t into the capitol.i right. i don't think that entrapment ever should be the basis should a capitol police officer waved somebody in. i don't think that that's appropriate that an arrestappro that same person and that's not going to stand for is the next president. >> great point from alabama. becoome. if you become president, what are the first things you'll do to improve schoolucato systems, our education system? >> what would you do?
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so look, let me start said that have to start at this level of basic>> vivs. wa even when i was in iowa over the last week, there was another school shooting hereer . one thing i've said and this is top of mind is shut down. the department of education and put three armed security guards in every school across this countryrds incros. >> so at least we knownd prote our schools are at least safe and protected for our children. s to >> next is actually focus on achievement. get rid of the teachers unions h in the public schools and school choice actually levels up, not just ol ce schools, but then thos public schools in those same areas. >> teachers unions, if you endnp them, they can then compete with private schoolset and i think the teachers who do the best job, as measured by the achievement of their students, should actually make more money than they do today. so bring some merit to the compensation of teachers to lift up the achievement th our studentievements. >> and let's get rid of the indoctrination. that's why i've said i'm not going to reform departmentm goi of education. i'm going to get in there and shut it down and returet no pare billion dollars to parents and teachers and public school counrictand te ands and privatel opportunities throughout this country. that's what it means that's what y stand for ans abou
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educational system that's about our students rather than about a bunc h teachers union bureaucrats. >> and that's not going to lead. i've got that's about 40 seconds left and related. this is what anotherrelate viewl will you on woke our military and how would you domilitary th it's a few thingsye are nonmilitary cleathings on he the pentagon and the dti even the boxes they check hispanic american black american white american know eliminatspanic aeo all that there's one box. if you join our military, it is american. the 's what unites the people in the military around common purpose and mission. and here's the other thing. thank you. one more thing on the military . >> anybody who lost their position in the militaryei ,they refused to take the covid vaccine will have reinstated times with back pay times one and a half. we got to clean our military and actually respect the young men and women who serve. that's what itg men an means toe a real commander in chief in this country. great jof in thib. thanks
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abnormal movements. seek help for fever, stiff muscles, problems, thinking or sweatingyou go w. . side effects include inflammation of the nose and throat, insomnia and sleepiness. ask your doctor frost to excise >>s amount of the pain should you shake the hand the oneg ba wearing your wedding band. today's pick of the week comes r to from ron desantis, who was photographed shaking his wife cassie's hand duringpuc this week's republican debatanek it happened during the commercial break, so you probably never would, been f have seen it had it not been for the new york times who wrote an entire articlew yoe about it. they dedicated 545 words to it,t to be exact. i made my intern count every single one. naked in a meat locker. ere it's but give credit where it's due. unlike our current prez
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at least runs shaking hands with someone who's in the same roosomeonm. ] and let's face it,face political couplesvels have different levels of intimacy. casey shakes her husband's handf intimacy.s while dr. jillr her husband's diaper. 's han and chris christie used to lick his wife's hand every time she haeverd. and of course, there's beenen candidates who greet their withpe and a disinfectant wipe and it hasn't a, have you? morgan have you ever shaken the hand of your husband? i think so, yeah. maybe when? i met , i just thought, well, at least ron desantis isn't calling his wife. mother? yeahg his , that's a positive o. i think he's probably just in the moment. and he was goingst ie hey. i think he was shaking the governor's hand by when he just got the moment. but it's. >> it's a little. bless his heart. it's a littld it'se tyrant in hs
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defense. a he was standing up. maybe he should have blown it because he was standing over her. he couldn't hug her. so if he's a great governor, does it matter that he he's of uncomfortable? >> oh, that car ride home wase on you shook my hand i'm your wife,. like know that that was a bad moment. i have never shaken hands on my wife unless it was a bit too like she was so sure because she google doctored something. she just knew it. and i'll be like, beew it, lt t0 then. and then i'll be like, why am i betting it's my money? .'sand then i'll be fine. and then and then she's even when she's wrong, she stillso ends up right. yeah. so do not shake handshake has wr wife if you have any sense, and especially in public because you're going to hear about all the other candidates kiss their wife, they they they hels theiheld td hands whe. they don't shake hands. i'm not your buddy. i'm not your pal. dn't wan >> who's the you didn't want see, kissing your wife. tow know oh, my t to kno
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. oh, my god. you're so right. sowould say all of that, y all that i totally catch, you know, in politics and especially campaigning, the hardest thing is to act human right? so as you see, like a hermit with a hot dog. yeah. and then obama throwinrememberge baseball, it's like you can't be. it's like what? what suspend s humanity? ee >> yeah. i'm not sure if i shut m my mino . something just crossed my right. i'm not sure if i should share with the group or not, but why not? he talke or no >> tyry not?d about his addict. >> i knew i maybe. doing >> maybe they were, like, doing a thing where they were pretending that he didn't. >> that they didn't know each other. ohdn't kno, of you got batteredh roleplaying. yeah. oh, that's. yeah. good.e pr be pretending like. oh, you're pretty like, where are yoou're pru? you know what? >>at might be true. >> could be. how you doing there? yeah, i mean, later.
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i'm not like he does. i mean, i would be great in pr and then they go like, oh maybe i'll see you later at the hotel. like, how are you? i will tell you at dinner at the bar i saw you campaign in the front row. hey, that's how you keep thingsh fresh. ow yamerica, i believe that was a 2020 movie starring dirk howard and clark, known as the iowa caucus. r] like it or not. yeah, you got a heck of a run. you got to tell me your solous on monday. you got a hell of a meeting on mondayou've gy there. wan yeah. you might want to zoom thiszoom one. you know, he's kind of the opposite of easygoing, and it's kind of unfair because all a lot of our great leaders before ,tv were not that easy going. and it's because he's highly. yeah.
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look, here's the deal. i think we saw with the beer>> test think w. it oh, i'd like to grab a beer with an led to elect to obamaanh for eight years and that hasn't gone really well for the country. so r when it comes to finding a leader, i don't really care about the beer test at this poinabbeert. vable. i just want a country that's livable. and so i think this is much ad t nothing. i'm also same church, different pew is cat on this thing. at we're not like a movie, likeths rorole play thin oneg, but like, i mean, i did they had to be: a film. it has to be a film. you see the a block guns. like my wife and i do this thing, my kids and i do it to like when yankees went get the planes out of the gutter when the were making it>d by my wife's hand and i shake my kids in like they do in ahin dugout. so i think that we do maybe this is an insiddo.it's ae joken them. benefit of the doubt to ronnie. all right. well, let's eno ronnie d there, shall we? but we're still here while he's still here.
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my those are my mixing because i believe in mixing of the races. >> s use i beo, so by the time i'm de ther, e be one color tall, light skin and amazing. i oh by those are wondering whyr i have flowerpots underwaterin . is because they use them to lay eggs in so that's why they're ther ere.e and that's much like cat i don't even get it don't either. i don sometimes some things just don't work. you what is your why do i lay eggs? what is your animal? : okay, what's up? this kitty is really. re at that it's when you havet h yocat, it's so great because they do stuff like that all the time. you're like, buddy, what are you doing? but then they look "buddy,ha atl what do you mean? >> so i would like be doing it's like he looks like he just found out life is meaningles jut yeah. or his set drop that he wanted
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to show everybody. yeah. i'm sure that he'sod. e you lo yeah. what what are you looking at? seems like he's auditioning forn one of todd's movies. yeah. yeahg foe of t, that was chris . tbrad, there is a name for that morgan. morga yeah. so i saw a video of this cutn:eo darlinfg pony, and he.th he or she.it it lookstle likpoe they're getp their confidence to jump down. my daughter loves horses. she actually rides a little pon -- myy named chief. so that made me think of her. this also made me think of joe biden. this is very good, but it looks like joe biden, whenwn the he's trying to go down the stairs of air force, you i ! now, i'm always wondering how morgan going to make some red meat out of this. yeah, you're going to tie this in. >> joe biden. i try to be funny. it's hard.
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i don't think anybody everk anyd thought that space might stink. >> no, i know.noand and i wai to know who was the ft person to bring it up? yeah. of all the astronauts. n spac because i feel like if you're in space, you probably feel a lot of pressure to not complain f. o be four was the first one to be like. it kind of how bad it smells ki ihere. yeah. yeah, it's like. it's like you're supposed to be brave. yeah. you're use supposed tod to be, u you know, grateful, you know? morgan t, there's a lot of dark. matter in space. ? uld it be well, maybe it's intelligent life. you know, i've [lau a securitylife. clearance for a long time, so i might know about aliens. soearancefor a lo you've never d us anything about aliens? well, they're real. are i legitimately think they're real? >> i'm totally insane. you have no evidence. al. youi would. no. i mean, i would go to space, except i am very sensitive veryto smells like i couldn't d it. i even before. like, before i go in to herego d and a pair and brush my teeth like, ten times. i don't know. i just i don't like smellsi don, can't do it. well, that was a great story. markt was , but i guess.
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but anyway, the alienshave to are coming here, so we don't have to worry about it. well, you know, toddy, i live in new york city, where in summer, every block smells like and cold garbage.k smel so why are we you knowls, why are we giving to space? yeah, yeah, yeah. but it's a catch point. she said this is a tough thing for astronauts. it's beyond astronautsr auts.. because if you if you read the article, it says all the smells of the various planete ah have, which led me to this thought. i feel so bad for the scientists who got assignedo that you go to the best schools, get the best degrees, get thlse the greatest grades that you can. and your first day, they're bill, your life's work is going to tell us what uranus ele. at ura you know, like, how does inut know it was two campingpy i'm going to in the dark. >> that list is back to uranus
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. >> oh, you know. okay, so tourist, isn't this kind tell you everything about humanity. it's like no one when they're moving somewhereu , they never think. whether it's like bakersfield, sohether iy. r new jerse they never think about how iter might smell. "od then they get there and. >> they go, oh, this place." stinks. okay, i'm gonna stop everybody now because we're just getting dumber. are justl in outer space,space, you're dead. you can't breathree. >> you freeze and you explode. no one has no clue what it smells like in outer space. all they know is when they get back, you smell. cause if you don't have oxygene ,you can't smell anything. i losing my mind. it's like every time i hear something like, yo, i'm going to mars. what about you mar know, cause i'm kind of addicted to water, oxygen. and he k likes those things. they come up with this stuff,
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space. no, space . it you out, turnace sucks you oa and i think the last thing you want to see when they're having a horrible deathm and when you scream, no one hears you because there's no oxyge becaun in space. so you couldn't smell it w and therefore there's nohy fire either in space. >> do you know that? they said the ozone smells bitter and smoke.ter an they are dangerousd. wow. >> wow. you know, it's funny that underwater is tough 's fun. breathe well. and i didn't go to harvard university of phoenix, and i figured that, you know, this is an argument cat for femalets, because they say that it smells like burnt foo sd. so they'd be used to that from being in the kitchen, a sexist would say, well, you did it wrong to get you. would >> did you say like that would suggest women are bad at cooking jt womeare bad ?
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>> well, now that they're in the kitchen, you know what? i just think this was a teachable moment about how people be sexist, how well you done. thank you. thank you. i think we learned a lot >>t job.t. we learned that the vague is going to be a very powerfulay political force and that todd pyro like powerfus. >> don't go away. back.be right >> honey, honey. >> honey, honey. nicole, severe honey, powerful corner of flu relief with a dreamy honey taste. nyquil, honey. the nighttime sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching sneezing, coughing, aching feve >> especially with the cold medicine. israel is under attack.anage the war against israel began the war against israel began with thebo of precious children in this, orphanage, bomb shelter. we're praying for god's help,
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