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you're happy tuesday, everybody. it's good to be back.gning >> so last night, after all then campaigning and spendingspendi,, nikki and vin baker on the receiving end of yet another trump thumping, the three finishing second, third and fourth, just like women at a women's swim meet. sd because the dude wins.a >> they join a long list of trump thumpers. remember the big stage back in. 2015? what a photo. that's like justin timberlakeho with theto rest nsync.e in the end, trump bumped each of them off like it was the last act in goodfellas. thosp bumpe debates, they were e scenes. they were. there should be yellow. crime tape around each of their
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podiums. good thing kristy was gone. before iowa. you know how much chalk it takes to outlineyou kn body. you shouldn't laugh at that. i struggling. so last night it wasn't really a caucus. it was a caucus. i guess pramilca.a, it right. >> let's talk about the fact that president trump incited an and last night he did so what is last night's result mean for november? well, while has an opinion, wetr can't be sure because let's face there are only four people in america who really know is as is, and three of them are karl rove. and kamala thinks the caucus is plant with pointy stuff on it. >> but still, it looks like the trump train has just blasted oulastedt of the statio. not even pete buttigieg can derail it, but since we've
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since we all knew that this would happen, despite the other candidates spending a combined-i 250 million bucks campaigning with the not really necessaronyi think about that 250 mil for an election. the republicanneces would turn this way with trump way out on top. ithat's a lot of money to waste when you could invest it in a couple of hundred paintings. the point is, for sake of chasing an illusion, could that money have been directed elsewher e? like maybe at the guy the republicans are trying to beat in novembe r? >> no, not michelle obama. . who put that in there? here's what me of if. we're told this caucus is necessary. even though we knew trums isp gg to win big and all the hundreds of millions spent would 30uld. e and what happens? they called it in 30 minutes. the reasoning is it's a blowout. >> so why wait? wow. that's exactly wt? same reason e ignoring the caucus. except now they just wasted millions cau to that point.ve ta
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that's a ton of moneypoint. that could be used to fight, but bet on a foregone conclusion. looked t, trump less than perfe. who isn't? he's got baggage. agt but most of that baggage iss there by the dems, and he does make it easy for him, for them. but they do the same to everyicn republican nominee, no matter who it is. and with every poll showin.withg a between trump and his rivals, that's wider than the gaps in water's resumé. you got to ask, was this money? well spent? it's true. but with every metric showse the country is going in the wrong directioisn. and the dems gearing up to spend the gnp of brazil to kee tp mr. magoo's finger on the button and buy the button. i mean, is life alert.ng to >>ke i'm thinking whatever the challenger spent that cash on was in the wrong placesi . tea
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>> help led lights marketing team spent money more wiselymonr >> meanwhile, the trump train ran over more than the other he othercandidates. arrele it also barreled straight over the collective psyche of the leftight oy, who right now apper about as stable as jerrold nadler jugglin of thg. >> three rotisserie chickens on a unicycle. >> trump is in some ways become a religion for a certain section, the american electorate, and especially for evangelicals. this is a stat ee ane is overrepresented, overrepresented by white christian. >> we can all sit here and put on sackcloth and ashes and moan about donald trump getting 51%dn of the vote. got to say, if people actually want to win, generalut election, that's not good news. >> there is an authoritarian movement inside insid republican politics that isn't being bamboozled by trump. >> they are pushing trump to get. hey, tony, dow is still working and he passed away, i believe. anyway, it's still kind
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of funny, though. >> but rachel, i am so a sorry this happened to you, but can i suggest something? maybe pace yoursel.f, it's going to be a long election and we we ke be.what the outcom but you are already melting down like a hershey bar. and ana navarro armpit l hair. a but of all the media takes, here's my favorite from morrisi . >> run over that fella. watch closely. well, i thin thi will scork trug to score a huge victory. i think the media is going to try to downplay it because as you correctly said, they're basically you on the basis of what you do daily . but the greatest [hing]. i meank who knew morris lives at the ymca hard times. hard times, my friend. of cou
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and rsi can't even continue. of course, desantis and nikki hale the ry are still in the race i and they're receiving donations. >> the hope is that the clear frontrunnes thr will somehow crh and burn the hope that lightning strikes oror christie cuts his brake lines. yeah, like you could fit underre a car. and for biden, it would be they finally admit the obvious and take them off solid food . >> some dems who live in the real world have labeled dnr do not reelect. >> and while ron and nikki hover about vague is looking like the smart one, he knew how this would go, so he took a shot. race the smart is profiled, andr the right time came suspended, his campaign. >> if trump wins, you can betg he's looking at a big spot. bie secretary of florida's. but it's not bad for a guya joe biden thinks should joe a 7-eleven.. >> so now we're left with the the clear and two otherss pr praying that the main guy gets taken ouayg thatt, which is sort
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of like things around here on this show, like that. >> look, i get it. p this is our process and set it up. >> it's what we've got. and no system is perfect. go system pthere's no denying a was like betting on the university of michigan versuske betti st jude, all stae betting millions on it all for a mirage that never trumpers in the media or at left wouldeda be real. and it's on to new hampshire. the live or vote biden state where we'll be told nikkithin d is within striking distance and ron desantis is the comeback kides and. and more millions spent by the hope for disaster candidates and their supporters. but as the saying goes, hope is not a method and the is we're almost certainly headed for a 2020 rematch. >> and the sooner we accept it, the better. and personally, i like trump's chances against this guy t.
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it's kind of sad. the dems are hoping trump will make it to novembe r. >> while praying joe makes it past wednesday. night' welcome tonight's guest. if i'm the poos r dennis miller, then he's the rich man's greg gutfeld. >> comedian and activist dennis miller. poe's like a downed power line full of energy but will kill you ir linef you touch her. also the fox true crime podcast. emily campbell. yo, yo her. his baker's dozen refers to his monthly body>> gre. former cia operative and host of the president's daily brief podcast, mike baker.
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and finally, she attracts all the old white men to the iowa caucus. "new york times" best selling author and fox news contributor authkat timpf dennis miller. >> welcome to the show. thanks for having mes . >> gre >> my pleasure. i like that. when you look at it over here and you said, hey, i didn't know you satd over well, listen, i'veknow known you for years and i'ven et been on your other shows. >> it's just like the last of years i've been living as a resident expat. i don't pa y as much attention as i used to because i don't know. it's just the frustrating times in an odd way. but i did not. i i've seen your many shows, but i didn't. that' >> this one. oh, that's okay. what? how did you feel about the outcome of lasw did you feelt ng >> were you surprised? anything interesting or catch your eye? well cr >> well,, know, as i said, i amp following as closely. but i do know this. if run trump runs through this t in the exact same manner he did last tim, hee, he's missing a he
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opportunity. he always prides himself o on never apologize. >> people are looking for some sort of sign from him. if i was him, i'd come out somewhere soon and i would say, listen, i've been under an insane amount of pressure for a lot of years now. when you mix it in withthat my innate volatility and the fact that i haven' it played politics my whole life, i've made some mistakes and i'ves an been a little rough with certain people and i just wanted to come out tonight and say, ay i, the country's in trouble and i'm willing to violate one of my cardinal laws and say, i'm sorrayy when i've missed the point. i think a lot of people out there would juste because evenh the people like trump and, you know, i thinlek think first off, by the way, he also when he goes to the middle of the countr y and stands in front of all these local pea instancemand iow ,he should demand that the day before he gets there, they get a spray tan becaus
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e. loo >> he's standing out there looking like an old brown wall. and i've lost and they're behind him. it's like saddle shoes or something. he ought to like, tr sy to meld in a little. >> but if i was him, i would tha just expect that would blot.w just like little trump. >> and not even that say the words. he i apologize. you know how he always just prided himself i. i apologized when i've missed the point. i think there's a lot people,e just hard zealots who would not like that.hink i think there's many more people in that middle pool who think the country's going coun . >> what you're saying is, like, he all he needs to do is kinds o of give them a reason to vote for them. and if that could be it, i think that could be the one. thlisten, biden, at this point, let's face facts. he thinks bottled water tastes better if you shake it real hard. >> so he's you know,nk he's there's a lot of people don't want to go down that roadn ,but trump doesn't afford them any breathing space. >> even this if he said thisroae at the bottle, you just go get . but at some point, like a character in a movie, you want to see an arc.
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racter ihis right now would be h i've made some mistakes. i'm sorre y. is this more chance of of of aen monkey riding a unicorn flyingf out of my than the onemy that happened last year? likeppened i like your thought. that did happen last year. yeah. i don't know how you did that. well, i got it fixed.fixe why don't you bring your answer? i thinreg: [bleep]k of your.r >> i think get it together. television. yeah, i can get this at home. you know, so i. >> i think what he should do is i think he should apologize . >> that's already been said. i don't have an original thought on this one. did you watch last night, mikey? did you watch last night?ou >> did i watch last night? i am the host of the country's fastest growing news podcast, the president's daily brief. i obligated to watch things like, if anything, strike your interest. yeah greg: yeah, i can go. no, i did this time around.
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>> you know, the one thingg th that. atthat struck me is that the th only person probably happier about the resultab and that massive margin of victory than trump was the democratic strategists because they are building their entire plan, their battle plan for the next several months arounor sd trumpd around the idea. and it's not even just maga anymore they are already moving the narrative to say it's everyn republican. yeah, it's -- it's trump. and anyone who votes for, regardless of where they may actually sit on the political spectrum and whetherical they le the policies and they don't like trump, whatever, they're just throwing everybody in that basket now. >> yeah. and so that's that's what struck me because hat stru me. now a stadium. emily, emily, what a lovely color tonigh t, i think. >> yeah, i'm taking my sweater. i look, never say anything nice. it's alway s trick.reg: y yeah. oh, you fell for it again.ou complain? yeahgain.. yeah. what, what did you gain from last night? any wisdom?
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>> i don't know about wisdom, but what i. what struck medom? i don't, they is always between what islande said and what the mainstream liberal media, how they characterizedi d what they said. so we know that coming out of that historical vote that people found that immigration was the most important issue.mot and among the top issues were those that it wasn't paramount . and that was characterized by this left-wing media as being b about skin color. they said it was about racism. they said it was about af negative view of america. >> first in the lake, they have been painting the bottomameric their screens with all of these people leaving the polls or leading, you kno peow, in the et polls said that they didn't believe biden won the election and that it wouldn't matter if donald trump was convicted. they are shoving these voters into the same boxes that they want v them to reside in. but the overwhelming 82% of those iowans that voted for trump, they voted for him the number one reason, because e he.uld fight for people like and the difference between
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how this administration view betweensd ho americans and how the left wing media views americans isam that the like me is whatever box they shove theere mem in whn the reality is you can't paint the same brushu can' as every se voter. for trump, it's every american, it's every skin color. it's who is sick and tired of being told what to dong and how to cook, how to drive and what to drive, and what their money has to go toward, and what t to their kid. on. it's everybody that is sick and tired of being told day in and day out that they can think better for us. so keep it up, though,s democrats, because you are going to get trouncell gd in thh national election. >> all right. we catchtional see how they app when i go to you. >> yeah. you should learn something about you should learn from that. >> emily applauded when i went to catch inot. >> what are your thoughts? she goes out this. no, i still think about that. i knew our guy i had talkedwhoa
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about taking this seriously because he walked in and did more. >> he didn't react, which means he knows this gu y well and he's so confident when he walks in, he doesn't even stop. right. yeah. and like, i get that he has a hit. like, if i ever get a r a job,l show in that picture. >> that guy had a great sight on him. yes,ea but he was so confident. i said, you know, my husband's on a zoom call and like, oh, i'm so sorry. right. no just walkss on tvoughnd through. nobody reacts. i mean, come on. you got to say, i can't help but notice, sir, that a man in underwear with giant just walk by your side, all right? okay. all righ ant spent almost all dy googling for information. >> i found nothing. do you think? okay. do you think this was somebody's house adjoiningand fn , hotel rooms, some kind of swingers convention? >> because he doesn't react in underwear. man acts as if he's supposed be doing that. like, why would i be doing that? why would i have a shirt on? whhave py would i have pants on? why would i want it? how i got so many guys to wear
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white beaters anymore. so this is the perfect wedding da>>y. >> it was really a tables read for marty. if the kenley, that guy who just came in is has the bird. >> that's true. that you would walk into any room as confidentl [laughi y as he did,ny that i would be so much further in life. >> and so many people don't call them wife beatersm anymore either. >> but what do they call them now? tank tops. they come tank i b tops. yes. no, i know that's true, because if anybody knows this man, i want to tellll the me what happened? >> we need to get him on this show immediately. all righ they calt. up next, the world economic forum lacking in decorum. well, remember me when all they say if your roof is showing
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>> the world economic forum, known as davos, is happening this week in switzerland , happe the island of the alps. >> it's the annual gathering of wealthy and powerful titans of industry and governmentwitze >> imagine a meeting of the illuminati plus fondue. >> they meet, in theory, to discuss the world's most pressing issue sush whas. you know, like, what's the best way to eat sushi up and nakedtes ? >> but just kidding. this year, it's the che intermingledea of extreme weatht and misinformation. or as msnbc and cnhen it their bread and butter. but you see, they need the new issue of misinformation to protect the other issue, which is extreme weather . if you control both narratives, you protect and enhance your power. e exbut in reality, those globag elites are having as much and doing as many drugs as possible. why the little woman's at home with the rug rats and by little thn mean their illegal nanny. the trophy wife is busy bangingl the gardener. nanny but there's, quote, caviar, magic mushroomths, gold leaf desserts, a-list selfies and 20
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$500 per night, end quote. but out of the spouses feel when they read of their husbands engaged in unbridled fueled by dom perignon cocaine and and a luxurious winter getaway where even the most animalistic moans get muffled by a thousand count linen sheets and goose down pillows. >> do the wives simply assume t it's a small price to pay to be married to a billionaire marri. as one anonymous attendee said, you can almost smell the magic of the place when you're there. well, it's either the magic or the unmistakable blend of an old millionaire's sweaty and . >> number five. which reminds me, why am i not there? >> oh, that's right. my dog sitter canceled. yeah. oh, mike. >> why aren't you there secretly assassinating global yu elites? god, you know, i would do that , bono.
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yeah, but, yeah, i should. global ei should be there. >> what's going on over there? i tell you what it is. davos is. it's where all the swells go for a high. yeah. and they. they all. they all just clim go. b up each other's own. right. and talk about how wonderful they are. they make the same predictions year after year. they never actually, if you look at what they talk about, you have to you're the way they talk about it. it never really changes. but i do like that. our old friend and i did some research. oh, good. yeah, i know, i never do research on this show, so it shows our old friend does. >> yeah. your old friend. your old friend, anthony scaramucci. ye s who was there? he actually he said if you look up name droppingfriend in the dictionary, you'll see a photo of davos. now, scaramouche goes every year. right. yeah, but this is what he said. but you know what? i've never left the mountain meaning davos, without learning something important or making new friend. yeah, which you could also say so. t going to a brothel l
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yeah, exactly. yeah. yeah. scaramucci would sayd al that. all like dave and busters. yeah, that's true. and it's more funny. david buster's than a brothel. yes. kat, wait.an i to ask kat, is it the real fu. point of davos? is davos is to show off your wealth and status, but you >> g pointd a virtue like i'm at davos to talk climate. but everybody here is. you're at davos? yes, i also think they want to make these parties sound more fun than they reall maky a. yeah, because i did research, too. and by mushroom, they actually gave out a micro dose of mushrooms last year. >> and there's no mushrooms this year. and party. okay. if that's true, then it's still a party with bill gates i at i >> yeah. no, thank you. >>, it is gross. like your party cany ca have everything in the world, but if it ha s gates,t i'm automatically interested. yeah. >>at if he wears a mask, like one of those masked parties that emily goes to?
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>> i could not. there's no wayd se you can go longer than 30 seconds. not telling somebody was bill gates. >>e coul. s true you can't wear a mask ifse you're rich and famous because you want to do that. emily, what do you makcondt tee of this? >> are you would you ever go tso this? >> yes. yes. if invited. yes, we do. whenever yes something sort of funny about what you just said. >> so literally, my friend owns a restaurant, told mownse that l gates came one and one time. obviously a pseudonym. no, it is undeese inr a pseudon. like the reservations were made under a fake name. and he said that he was the only peoplhe wase that everd a credit card in the fake name, too. >> oh, that's a side point about data. i wanted to tell you guys that i don't really care's that they it's a big and they just a talk about money, whatever, because they're supposed to be economists. i want my economist to love. money. i want them to be the kind of sort of ridiculous, ngey. hedonistic people. sure. because in the long run, i want meanhink it that they would be committed to stimulating the economy. so i like ity econom. whe what i don't like is when they go there and then say that the biggest risks and our society are climate change
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and misinformation. it's like, did you poll gale freshmen? >> the whole point is everyone there now is either faking its a or talking points. and the president made his comments about that, he said against the global backdrop and everything he namedalking, the crises facig the world are because of biden. he talked about gaza. f that wouldn't have happened under president trump's watch or any president thabiden.t actually a vertebrate. he talked about russia invading ukraine. he talked about the lockdown he talked about the global supply chain, the damage. all of that is because we have a weak president, a feckless invertebrate president. so i feel all the stuff that they're around, the hunkerin g and the drugs and stuff that they're talking about is all because of this. i'm afraid. >> ask what is gail a freshman? yale. oh, yale rice, i heard that you? didn't like the way she back in >>gh school that dennis root of all evil. >> well, bill gateg:s, she alwas honored those in tandem with hawking. so he can look up and say, wow,
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gary cooper is i think this is where the global elite progressive left democrats missed the point. >> you know, during fdr, the csis for the civilian conservation corps announced plans for caviar, coke and champagne. >> they've los t touch completely, completely, utterly with the the regular people.le john kerry will preached you?y and listen, there's a part of john kerry i admire when you're a bostoi n brahmin and yu end up in some tributary in the knob on a flat boat and you don't have to be there. you know, he could have got out of tha theree gottent. >> so, yeah, it's a dichotomy for that. i admire that part of him. but whent pa you are john kerry and you fly privately to davoskr and saying you construe to be important initiatives about global warming and then keep this in mind, he has to then get on the private jet, fly back to america and have his wife cosign it, because
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he does know power of attorney and then he has to fly back over. that's a that's a big that's a sasquatch in global footprint . >> that's another name for>> g bigfoot. make sasquatchreg: for. felite s >> that's hollywood hacks get inspired by harvard's ving, . . >> what's my sci fi story? i'm a photographer and i'm driving. i see inspiration right through my glass i sche so when my windshield cracked, it had to be fixed right? i scheduled with safe flight out of glass. they're experts, replaced by windshield and recalibrated my car's advanced safetythey fo. it's the one i trust. they focus on safety. so i can focus on this view. safe flight repair, like place protection. >> marine families. in september, 2023, the u.s. navy announced an elective option offering cash awards between 100 and $550,000 for
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s think a movie could be a blockbuster hit? >> yeah. nothing's bells box office gold like repurposing other people's work. and she's master and it's clear hollywood doesn't care about originality. that'slike there's 11 fast and furious movies. here's the latest set. >> that's a kick. fast and furious number two. num one anonymous source says cloudy story has academy awards written all over. it has depth and drama, real world controvers depthy. yeah, that's everything. an academy award winning film needs. except world an audience willing to see it. in case you forgot, gaye resigned after bareln academy six months as harvard president when numerous instances of plagiaris m were uncovered in her academic work. yep. turns out all claudine was about as originaaudience l a mullet at a tractor pull, and that was after she caused national outrage by refusing to say that calling for the of jews was a violation of harvard's code of conduct. some say she's already written a script. >> the first word being rosebucd
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and already found the perfect telly. attell her stor kat, doesn't it you out that? left wingers always have a safety net. you know, we get busted for somethint wingeretg they're not. hollywood's not going to come and tell our story. no, no.ions. yeah, i just. i saw a few options. i'll probably do this movie. everything they have to say about it. they're missing a part that makes me want to see movies, which is is it going to be entertaining? >> yeah, i think. no, no. yeahentertai , it doesn't sound very funny. no, it doesn't. no, it does. there's no ragthere s riches sty here, dennis, but hollywood always twists the legacy the of famous people, don't they? they'll make it so it fits their narrative. well, oppenheimer had nothing to do with the bomb. yes, yes. >> and, you know, by the way, i want to say you must be good
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boss, because i'm right across from katz, who didn't recognizef the first because i always love is blind, but i'm not here again in the back. and i can tell you're a benevolent or at least an understandinough ag boss. man there's so many yes people on these shows who have to laugh harders people when they don't t funny, or at least laugh when they find it funny. whand when she finds somethingia funny, she laughs. and i can tell when a joker cu is not her cup of tea, she gets to sit there and just be demureb . but i thought, oh, that's a great chance, a good boss, because it doesn't. and so i look at the tapes aftee a bosreg: nr and i like i keep track of emily. are you excited to hearu her side of thexe story?die. >> no, i'd rather die. reaso look, the only reason nhe the reason that everyone is fighting over the rights is so that they can put it i on their main page and pat pat themselves on the back because of their self-created vo x again . what's checked? none of us are going to see it. none of us care. and th.f use that actually she'l probably thrive in it is because clearly as a plagiarist, she does well with acting.
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again, not to hammer home i'm sorry, this administration, they are home. catering to thesi people. they are catering to these students. they're cateringng to entiretudent concept and they're repeating it s o. t >> i don't see it endingsein anytime soon. do you ever allow yourself because i haveg soon. the last o of years to think it's not coming back fromur , but it hasppened happened. you know, people always say if we continu. ie down this road and they they act like we're something'oing ts going to happo one of the reasons i dropped out, in essence, i do believe what happened. i do believe there outside hospital thes and now therehospt are cancer hospitals screaming for the handals of the people in that room. >> when people say first, if they come back around, i'm not trying to be too cute. . i have. what if it doesn't? how do you com--bee back from t? >> you know, i'm not trying to be if you say this now, you're thought to be a harbinger of doom. and i'm just saying i'veu are th that i think you have to start living your life insid te. that
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i think that's the only and that sounds like some, you know, monk s down. u ca i don't think you can take in what's happening non w and have it not really flatten you. it seems completel y upside down. we've fallen through weme cosmic bunny hall ups.. i think we h have to start livig our lives, you know, inside oueu where you take care of your own life. not selfishly, that means taking care of others. but i really, i, i watch, you know, shows sometimes that think she's how how much worse could it get? >> yeah. and they always fight it>>s ge worse. >> and you're right. what do you think? i think what he's trying to say is we'reright. thinkhat better. wouldn't that open up a whole nother antechamber of solution? >> hmm? i don't know what it is. i can't tell you. i don't have the wisdom, but i i do look at it and think almost everything. i think almostk is flipped upsin >> yeah, i'll talk. about flipped upside.
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>> i feel like i've landed on the set of a pbs show. oh, this is. this is intellectual. >> it's is about. >> this is more intellectual than i've ever, ever witnessed in anyany where. >> i've sat in the same room as greg. i wouldn't take that as a compliment becausei . i'm a stupid guy now. me on! it's coming around. don't come around. >> come on. yeah. no, i think that the the protests. look, most of these people couldn't finde prot on ap if you opened up an atlas t to the page marked gaza, you circled it with a sharpie and shoved it uphe las their . >> they wouldn't. they wouldn't know because in the history of palestine, forget ass about it right now, some of that's not true. some of them, you know, are genuinel y have been worried and following the cause. and every civilian casualty is a horrible thing.. so you have to be very open minded about this conflict.
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understand, but hamas started a war that nobody else except for irand a wa wanted. they did this right.to and they continue to say we'll keep doing it. and iran's whole purpose in life is to destroy. and every bit of instability that's happening in the middle east right now is iran's fault. >> right. so w.e just to you have to have some perspective. not that they will they go out rspective pe people at the white house out front of the white house were shouting slogans in, support of the houthi militants. right. who are now launching at us navy warships and commercial vessels. >> so you, know, you can'tyo expect a lot from some of these people. you know, some of them are trust fund protesteru can't others. but it is what it is. all right. i got to move on. kat, did you want to add, yo t e ar to saying we're wrong? >> first of all? i mean you said everything that i was going to say. orry. so i'm a little lost and i'm honestly at a loss. >> i'm at a loss, too.ot o and i don't have a lot of hope either. and i also think it's prettyhope
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goodbye to funny electronic sign pins. dennis the federal highway administration is giving state two years to stop displaying funny, witty message s on, electric highway signs, because they believe they distract and confuse e drivers. >> finally, mayor pete is doing something. well, this t is just points it out. >> we are dropping pallets of casg h in middle of deserts, of enemies in the middle of the night. we have no border with this. >> people sit down. our leaders. that's how crazy we are. what else could they do in your life if they weren't your leader? they couldthzy the do nothing. you wouldn't hire them to do their lawns becauseyour you wouldn't. >> they didn't hurt them. would gthey think that they'ree to change the witticisms on signs that you see on the highway. and if you saic d to them, can e just, like, help people not
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look at their phones while they're driving? they s caain you make that articulable offense? they'd look at you and say, oha, you're crazy. you're so uptight. this is the new way. and this is whatthis is way. thn on there for. >> we've allowed them to take we m t completely and we've made a grievous error, a grievous error? >> i don't know how we solve it. everybody starts thinking so come upn this crowdit with a great idea. but right now, we don't have it. t 've lost we lost . >> and we've lost it to . there hey, you got me, mike. i did some research on who writes the jokes for these signs. and it's i did jimmy kimmel. occasionally he gets out and jimmy fallon. yeah. look, this is. this is the same thing as president biden touting that he is getting rid of excessive ticketing fees. right. like, that's what we'r e worried about is that people sit around the kitchen table and go, you know, if i hadn't had to pay that extrada $10 for stubhub to get that ticket to go see chris stapleton, sam my would be a of a lot betterg. than it is now.
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>> and so it's the same thing. it's solve these little big problems, right? don't don't tackle the big issues. >> that's what we've got right now. and i couldn't agree more with what dennih s also said, althouh i don't think we're getting any good ideas from this crowd. i mean, you know. g oh, can i,et i, emily, bring the crowd back to you by saying how great they are. >> you guyiss, i hear. wa okay, so what i hate about this is like, could again, the government is like and takig away all the fun, taking away the comedy half of those funny, witty signs lines becaus becaued contests in the constituents and then the winner would get there. so the just use your blinker. i can't do a massachusetts accent, but that was what was in bostor. n and arizona, they had like, keep your hands on the wheel, not your meal, because everyone is whatever. wh's like, oh, buddy, whatever reminds me of when i entered to namen te the baby e rhinoceros or whatever it was at the zoo in seattle. >> the point is, when you have when you have contact that you can engage and be a part of it ,you want to. and i laugh at those lines. i think they're funny, but now it's going to . all right, last word, kat. i'm insulted by this.
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yeah, okay. i don't drive, but if i did, let's just pretend that i dole like lau, are people just laughg so hard at these signs that? >> they're losing control of their vehicle, or they're like, peering into oncoming traffic, causing death casualty events? because i have not seen any data. not seeno, i haven't either. i must admit to getting i h a handle thereav. so much more distracting stuff going on in all of our mindsrac the time that the sign with a joke on it, is it goinguse to cause anyone to die? >> yes. but wouldn't it be a greatan movie if that were true? >> better than claudine. . fasenra all right, we got to move on. don't go away. don't go away. we'll be right >> remember the things you loved before asthma goesignr in the way? >> this is an adult treatment for asthmaea allergic reactions may occur. don't stop your asthma treatments without talking with your doctor. tell your doctor if your asthma worsens. headache and sore throat may occur. tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection.
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