against it. they did not get half of the republican conference. that spells big problems for house speaker mike johnson. neil? >> neil: i'm thinking whether some of those members, the house freedom caucus and others that are not pleased with this will take it out on him. what do you think? >> we don't think there's a motion to vacate any time soon. i look to see if they have to do another interim bill and if they have to cobble these bills together in a package and pass them to avert a government shut down then. they have had three punts now, three punts since they were supposed to finish all the bills in late september. >> neil: thanks, chad. so two big developments. we avoided a shut down on planet earth. another rocket on its way to the international space station. something this country does very well. finances and accounting? not so well.

>> hi, i'm greg gutfeld and jesse waters and dana perino, piers morgan. it's "the five." democrats getting another warning on how their war on maga will lead to a 2024 shellacking. j.p. morgan boss jamie dimon telling joe biden's party to knock off the extreme maga crap. >> i wish the democrats would think a little more carefully when they talk about maga. if you just take a step back, be honest. he was write about nato. write about immigration. he grew the economy quite well. >> the china virus. >> tax reformed worked. he wasn't wrong about these critical issues. that's why they're voting for him. i think people should be a little more respectful of our fellow citizens. this negative talk about maga is going to hurt biden. >>

if leb beryls took that advice, msnbc would turn into stat is. >> it is a vengeance tour this time around. we talk about trump all the time. we also need to talk about his voters. tom nichols writes in the atlantic, these particular voters want revenge as well. they are getting what they want. they too are set on revenge. it is not economic anxiety. it is racial anxiety and democratic panic. >> what happens when words get turned into deeds. by using terms like mag ga and trump as part of a january 6th investigation. the government even snooped on people that bought stuff at

cabella's, bass pro shop. jim jordan said this is a big problem. >> at the request of government, you have banks searching private transactions of their customers for key search terms. keywords. it looks like any warrants, without any legal process. this is financial surveillance at its worst. dana, again, i have to blow "the five"'s horn. we were sounding the alarm on this rhetoric three years ago. we predicted that pushing this divisive stuff, you are going to inevitably run out of victims. you are going to end up most of america wondering why do these people hate me. >> they have already been called every name in the book. this goes in one ear and out the other. nobody cares anymore. it is meaningless at this point.

without hope, then fear and anger and hate are very powerful motivators. i think that's what you saw kamala harris on "the view." i took jamie diamond's comments as a couple of signs. the business community there in davos is preparing for president trump to return to the white house. also, that the biden campaign is not listening to jamie diamond behind the scenes. so he decided to say it in public where it would get a ton of attention. he also contemplated running for the white house. he is making news and a lot of sense. he was on trump's business diversity -- business advisory group and he stayed on much longer than many of the others. bob iger hightailed it quickly. a couple weeks ago, he made

headlines telling democrats they should vote for haley. his bottom line message of treating people better is a good one. >> how can you argue? >> pierce always a pleasure to have you visit from your charming little island called england. we were talking about this in the greenroom. unless you pump the brakes on this rhetoric, it is only going to get worse. the problem is, as we show with joy reid, if it is your profit center, racial divisive rhetoric, what are you going to do? >> the irony. i remember after 2016, i was in new york. trump won. it was like a ghost town. everyone was in anaphylactic shot. i went to the knicks came the next night with my son. chris rock, by chance, was next to the table. we got talking. i said, what do you make of the election? he said, whatever, whatever. i said, why do you think trump

won and hillary lost? he said, because someone has killed eight people, don't go around constantly saying he has killed nine. i thought it was a very smart observation. as we would say in england, don't overrig the souffle. you don't need to. there is enough stuff going on with trump, which is legitimate and accurate. for eight years, there has been this constant barrage of wild overexaggeration, whether it is the russian collusion or hitler, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, i was really impressed by jamie diamond. i thought it was a really smart take. to remind people that they are not crazy, a lot of trump supporters, but they have legitimate reasons to think that trump would do a better job than joe biden running the country. he listed a number of things that trump achieved last time. it took me back to the basket of deplorables that hillary said. if you start branding all 80

million americans as deplorable or crazy, i think they are raging hysterically and with wild exaggeration right into trump's hands. >> turning him into a folk hero. all this branding has now turned into the tracking of purchase decisions by the government. how is this possible? what's your legal take on this? >> my legal take is that it is a fourth amendment violation. the other day, i spoke to the fact that the biden administration is before the supreme court on the murphy versus missouri case where the supreme court will decide as the lower courts have already decided whether or not the biden administration interfered with freedom of speech, the first amendment by forcing some of the social media companies, whether it is facebook or youtube or x, to only promote x. i say that not meaning x but to only promote one concept as opposed to another in suppressing conservative speech.

now, you have the democrats who are openly violating the fourth amendment. you know they hate the second amendment, because it was obama who said those republicans, they cling to god and guns or religion and guns. the amazing thing is they will turn around and say donald trump is a threat to democracy but we are taking away your first amendment. we want to take away your second. we're interfering with the fourth amendment, search and seizure. now, it is not just trump. they are going after every one of us. every one of is, as hillary said, part of the deplorables. joy reid, i don't want to mention her name. she says that we want revenge, that the followers of donald trump want revenge just like americans in the '30s wanted fascism. where is she getting this stuff from? their job is to divide us, to hate us, to call us names and use apocalyptic terms. this is where they lose? donald trump was president for four years and we still have a

country. we had a great economic policy. ask a democrat, jamie diamond, he was right on immigration, he was right on tax reform and he was right on nato. that's what jamie diamond said. so, you know, they are just doing this to their loss in the end. >> jesse, looking at how they are targeting people like you, isn't it time to start operating your life under the radar? maybe consider changing your identity instead of shopping at a bass pro shop, going to vegan bakeries. you should identify as a non-binary democrat just to put them off your scent? >> how would that affect my two shows. >> i think it would make it better. >> it can't be any worse. >> what do you bring to this? >> waters, and i am a girl. >> i think dana is right, we are

witnessing trump repair his relationship with the business community. remember, that soured after the tillerson firing and the chinese trade war and the find people hoax. all of these executives in wall street, they live on the coast and in the cities. they can't help not notice the destruction these democratic policies have had with the migration, the crime, the remote work. money sees around the corner. they see trump sliding into first place. they saw the signal he sent at the fox town hall and at his victory speech in iowa. i am going to laser focus on policy, work with democrats to clean up the cities. i'm not going to have time for retribution. we are going to have so much success. success is the best form of revenge. they see that. they like that. that's a winning message. clean cities, secure the border, cheap energy, no wars, working

together. if he sticks in a disciplined way to that, there is no way he loses this election. you know how i detest cable news hosts making broad sweeping generalizations about demographic groups. she does not speak for white america. keith headset speaks to white america. he has been in every suburban diner in this country. i don't think she has ever been to a suburban diner. joy reid is at her desk in manhattan every time of her week. the only time she sees a mag ga republican is when she walks into nbc news headquarters and passes the security guard. this country cannot have an election where one side is demonized and you don't say how i have improved your life. joe biden has to demonize. he has not improved anyone's life. >> if you want to see how the demonization is going, trump is

more popular post january 6 than pre january 6. up next, a woke congressman trying to troll republicans with a plan to topple the statue of liberty.

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trying to hog the spotlight. say hello to maxwell frost. in an attempt to stick it to the racist republicans who believe in borders, she is suggesting that the gop wants to get rid of the statue of liberty. >> don't welcome immigrants if you plan to reject them. if you keep pushing your bigoted mr bill, pass this bill. it removes the stat tu of liberty that tells people to come here. this is who you are, removing the fabric of america. >> sorry, max, lady liberty ain't going anywhere. >> the american people completely disagree with democrats open border's insanity. i'll let shar la main explain why. >> i have never spoken to as many people who are concerned about the migrant issue as i have over the past year. people will call into the radio station just this week really,

really complaining about that. i have never seen working class people who i interact with every day until this past year really, really express their frustration for the migrants. greg, what did you think of little maxi's stunt? >> how stupid is this clown. excuse me, maxy pad, we don't take down statues. you take down statues. taking down statues is the only form of aerobic exercise the woke cretens have. shut up. shar la main, however, stumbled into reality, unfettered legal migration, working minorities in the working class by drastically lowering wages. here in new york, you can see almost all deliver jobs. i would like to get

charlamagne's address and explain him a few copies of thomas sole's book and how cheap labor creates job loss among minorities. another example of how the left hurts the people they claim to help. >> when you send charlamagne a package have to write the god on the envelope? >> it is more likely to get there. >> i think this connects well with our first block. i believe immigration is the canary in the coal mine for all of joe biden's ills. in the abc pole he was at 18% approval on immigration. that was like max frost and his buddies he goes to brunch on sundays. you know he goes to brunch. biden is doing nothing about it. i hate brunch. biden is doing nothing about changing the border policies. he is suing texas. he is blaming texas national

guardsmen for murder. when proven wrong, they won't take it back. he won't take the republicans up on their offer to get money for ukraine and money for israel that biden wants. what they are asking for is tougher border enforcement, maybe not be able to swallow all of it. why not take the republicans up on their offer? if the republicans vote it down, run on that and say, i tried. if they take you up on it, then take credit for the fact that you were able to stem the flow before the election. why would he want to do that? i want to point out something. it is not just biden's job approval numbers that are going down. this is why you are starting to see a lot of agitation including people like jamie diamond of jpmorgan. polls are starting to come in for house democrats. their numbers are way down. biden is dragging down the entire ticket. whereas, trump would be able to improve that and maybe keep the house for the republicans. >> pirro, do you hate branch and what do you think of maxy? >> i don't like brunch and i

don't like maxi. is that all i have to say? >> i just want to say something about the statue of liberty. it was a gift from france that came here in 1886. at that time, we had an immigration law. where you came here, you had to be on ellis island. you had to be screened and you had to be documented. you had to be tested. you had to be vaccinated and you could only come in if you had a sponsor or if you were self-reliant. this guy doesn't know history. the truth is, if you understood the background of the statue of liberty, it is a symbol of freedom and moxie. it doesn't mean everybody show up and we'll take care of you. that's why, joe biden, i believe, is going to lose the election, assuming he is the guy that runs. what's happening to the democrats now, it is not just top tier that's talking. it is affecting everyone. i don't know if you remember but there was a veteran on staten island. we talked about this a couple of

months ago where he had to be moved out of some kind of a nursing home. they moved him out. he didn't have anywhere to go. so they can move the immigrants in, the migrants, the illegals in. the same with a hospital in denver today. $130 million in debt because of the illegals and americans are waiting in line for healthcare. forget about the fact that the americans have to pay for their healthcare and the illegals don't. then, we have got taking our kids out of school so illegals can go into the school. hotels in new york city emptying out half of the business so we can put illegals in. new york city and america can no longer handle this migrant crisis. can you imagine if joe gets elected again. >> mayorkas, impeachment hearings, he didn't even show up. that's how much respect they

have for democracy. >> so should that be a standard for admitting new americans? >> i can bring a unique perspective. i am the only member that says i am an alien of extraordinary ability in the industry. i thought it was quaint the way you americans call is aliens. you hit on something about his lack of knowledge about history. i can extrapolate on that. the statute of liberty wasn't created to celebrate letting people into america. it was created to celebrate kicking out the british. i feel very strongly about this, because, as you rightly say, the french historian and abolitionist, edward dulubele, proposed a monument to commemorate u.s. independence and the liberation of the nation slaves. it was celebrating the exact object salute opposite of what

this clown wants us to believe the statue of liberty represents. it represented america winning its independence and democracy and the bedrock of any democracy is controlling your border. efr objective analysis of history is a complete maxy. >> you really are an extraordinary alien, pierce. >> it is a bit weird to call me an alien. you think alien, you think weird things. >> it is the english language. when you come to our country, we don't call you aliens. we call you a few things. >> i wouldn't come to your country and say you are giving me a barrage of insults. go ahead. i'm teasing. you are a lot less extraordinary when you keep blowing the brake. >> speak english. >> ahead, the new patriots coach makes a very controversial statement about race.

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♪ is the new season of wokeness beginning with the nfl? the new england patriots introducing jarod mayo as their new head coach after parting ways with legendary coach, bill belichick after 24 seasons. mayo is bringing up racism during his first press conference. >> i do see color. if you don't see color, you can't understand racism. if goes back to whatever it is, black, white, yellow, it doesn't matter but it does matter so we can start to fix the problem we all know we have. >> it is a stark contrast to what another black head coach said. take a listen to tampa bay

buccaneers coach, todd bowles. >> we don't know what color we are when we go against each other. i have a lot of very good white friends that coach in this league as well. we coach ball. we don't look at color. >> interesting, the contract. so if you don't see color, does that mean you can't be a racist, jesse? >> i see color. i mean, i can't deny i don't see color. i look at obama, i see that he is half white. >> you have to see color to see racism. i do agree with that statement. if all you see is color, then all you are going to see is racism. i don't think this coach is like coach kaepernick. bob kraft, the coach, would never do that. this guy was asked a question he is the first black coach, a very special day with him. perhaps seeing color is good when it comes to recruitment and hiring to get empathy and

insight. this guy knows the nfl's meritocracy. if he only sees color and he goes 0 and 16, he is done. levels like this, the highest level of performance, nfl, wall street, rocket science, performance trumps everything when that much money is on the line. todd bowles was asked about him facing off against a black coach, the pittsburgh coach. they are both like, in the league for so many years. they don't even give it a second thought. they are just going up against their colleague. the more they focus on race, the less they are focusing on xs and os. then, it becomes a distraction. >> greg, 56% of the nfl is black and 25% is white. do you think the players see color in their coaches? >> probably not. i mean, i empathize. imagine growing up black and your last name is mayo.

the problem is, we have gone over this before. if you see color everywhere, then you are going to think racism is everywhere. you become a servant to single variable thinking, which turns your world into a very small, suffocating space, which is why joy reid is always hyper ventilating. if you look at the research, when we were focused on being a color blind society, we viewed racism as a vastly improving issue. once we went from seeing it as an improvement to becoming something that is hopeless, it is now people see it as a big problem. once we obsessed over it and we kept introducing it to every issue, including climate or the arts or the whatever, now it is like, oh, my god, we can't do anything about it. we might just give up. now you have ceremonies that are segregated. that is seen as not racist. >> and playdates.

>> and playdates. i know i'm not allowed. >> pierce, what say you on this? >> look, if i was following bill belichick as the coach of the new england patriots and he had won six super bowls, i would be getting my excuses in very quickly. he is going to be an impossible act to follow. now, this guy can sit around if all goes wrong and say the negative coverage is racism. i think it is a shame. i like what the other black coach said. he kind of removed skin color from the equation. by doing so, he look at him as someone who got his job on merritt, as i'm sure this guy did. he has been with the patriots for a while and learned from the best in belichick. why not say judge me on the content and character of me and my players. nearly two-thirds of the players are black. 60% of americans are white. should we look at the disproportionate number of black

players in the nfl and nba and say, it is racist? of course not. we don't look at it like that. i think it was a shame that the headlines from his first press conference. it might have been a bit of na naivety. if he would have turned and said, you know what, let's forget the color of my skin. just judge me on what my team does on pitch. everyone would have applauded and moved on and felt good about it. >> what's a pitch? >> a soccer field. >> if i play football the way you do, i would call that a field too. >> we have manicured pitches. you have rough fields, because you are barbarians. >> we take that as a compliment. >> i know. that is a compliment. >> dana, the patriots are in need of a quarterback. does mayo go to colin kaepernick? >> maybe tom brady will come out of retirement?

>> no. >> i don't know anything about quarterbacks. the media and even the sports media likes it when they talk about racism. it gets clicks. all of these coaches have to know this is coming and you are going to get this question. be prepared and get media trained and figure out what you want to say. the nfl has finally crawled itself back from the kaepernick stuff. it is crushing it right now. the ratings are very good. remember how bad it was a few years ago. they don't want any part of this either. if you are a coms person for the nfl, smarten up and get your people ready. >> it looks like the elites in davos are having a good time. >> we'll tell you more about the voice of the forest. ♪

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i don't think they are playing this music at davos. the world's elites gathering in davos, switzerland for the annual world economic form um, tackling climate change and global complex and the rise of ai. one of the panel is getting attention. this was the opening performed by an indigenous woman who claims to be the voice of the forest. [ speaking in unknown language ] >> i guess they are not worried about covid anymore. john keri also spending his week at davos.

the outgoing climate czar railing against this information about electric cars. we have seen them not work. >> there has been a very, very clear policy which regrettably has been attacked by people who are engaged in high levels of disinformation. they have been trying to scare people about the range of vehicles, range anxiety out there. >> greg, the disinformation was about how we were ready for this transition. >> this is why they are saying disinformation is now the second most important issue behind climate. whenever you counter what they say, they use that other issue to protect themselves. the real point of davos is to show off your wealth and status but parade it as a moral virtue. so when you say, hey, i'm at davos to talk about climate, everybody actually just hears, so you are at davos. you are rich. money cannot erase needyness and insecurity. you mentioned covid. if anybody other than an

indigenous woman had done that, can you imagine, you would be charged with assault. think about what we had to do. you cough in your hand and wipe your hands on somebody's face. how is that not assault? my goodness. what if they all get covid and get in their private jets and all go home and start another wave of a pandemic. morons. >> could be attempted murder? >> pierce, how should we think about davos from your perspective? >> just on the coughing thing, i have in the last two months had completely true, four different conditions, flu, bronchitis, covid and walking pneumonia, which is ironic. with walking pneumonia, you cannot walk. i still have a cough so that video was quite triggering. i don't believe i'm still infectious but just in case, whoo! >> he has so many problems with his hair, it doesn't matter. >> the thing about davos, i thought, john kerry, who is one

of the world's great hypocrites. he wants to keep preaching about carbon footprints. he keeps getting private jets and he keeps saying the same thing. i have to be here. no, since the covid pandemic, people have used to use zoom. you don't have to fly around on private jets to have a conversation about climate change. undeniable underlying hip objecting cracy. he talks about range anxiety, this weird phrase he came up with. range anxiety about electric vehicles. they don't have enough range before getting anxious. i have climate hypocrisy anxiety. when i see people like him talking the way they do and knowing they don't practice what they preach, that gives me anxiety. electric vehicles will become more popular when they are cheaper than they are now and when there are enough charging stations for them to function as well if not better than petro

cars and people don't break down in the snow and worry about dying in freezing temperatures. they are not there yet. in 20 years time, this will be a historic conversation. to stand on the barrel of the camera and pretend it is all hunky dory, we are missing lines of cars broken down because they have run out and there is no charging station is nonsense. >> jesse, they should sell your book at davos. get it together. >> thank you, dana. preorder that right now off amazon. i spoke to a couple of these people with climate anxiety who don't have babies because they are afraid the world is going to end. it goes back to how they were raised as children. the woman out there with the blessing ceremonies. remember how the multinationals like to green wash. this is native washing. you fly in a native an perform a ceremony and everybody feels less guilty about strip mining rare minerals from the earth. they are hiring these locals for

pennies on a dollar and extracting lithium and cobalt and nickel with heavy industrial machinery. you have people like kerry, i would like democrats to admit once that they are responsible for something. they do this with crime. there is no crime. it is the media. there is no migration crisis. it is abbott. there is no inflation. it is putin's price hike. if they would build a battery that is better and put in a charging station, we would have less anxiety. >> back to you, judge. >> at least we have television 24/7, people who can get certain information. there is a parking lot of cars that are dead that are electric, because they can't get the cable in to charge them. it scares me when a democrat talks about disinformation. it reminds me that more than anything, they would want to

control us and suppress the freedom of speech. they want to be the ones in charge of the right information. with respect to this woman, i got to tell you, i watched that thing twice. first of all, they would have us arrested if we coughed on each other a couple of years ago. those same people sit there like bumps on a log smiling about it. this woman is [ indicating ] on everybody. >> i wonder what she could have gotten away with. >> they probably did make them do covid tests before that. in case you want to call up and tell us to correct the record, if they gave them covid tests, fine. >> the days of at the office are dead. we are going to tell you why.

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♪ we have some good old-fashioned office gossip. some are saying the days of eavesdropping are over thanks to the post-pandemic return to the office. "wall street journal" talking about how workers are hiding out

in privacy, booze or empty conference rooms and turning their work places into quiet zones. as a former tabloid gossip columnist, i find this development extremely disturbing. only earlier, you were passing gossip to one of your coworkers and wouldn't let me see what it was. >> it had nothing to do with anybody who works at fox. one of reason this is happening is because we are under a noise assault. there are so many noises happening everywhere and you can't concentrate. that's why people, these open plan office it's don't work. businesses go back and forth, open plan, not open plan. people need a little privacy to do their work and they will get back together at the water cooler and spill the tea. >> great. office gossip is the spice of life. >> such a dopamine rush. did you know that brian kilmeade is gay is gaining a lot of

weight. here is what sucks. we live in a time now where gossip just doesn't exist. people have to be boring to keep their jobs. for example, when you hear gossip about dana, it is totally pointless. did you hear that she medicates for ten minutes in her office. by the way, she almost hit the snooze alarm but she didn't. >> that's also true. >> it is true. she almost hit the snooze alarm. that's our gossip. >> jesse, i like gossip about myself, even if it is untrue. i think it is more interesting. >> greg thinks gossip is dead. we are talking about him behind his back all day long. i love gossip. i miss the days when i was in the pod and my female colleague would take a call from her boyfriend, girlfriend, doesn't matter, get into a fight, leave the pod crying. she would come back and we would talk about it. it was the social glue that kept us all together. now, you can go to these

isolation chambers and take a call. i feel like they are entertaining job offers there. >> i refused to believe what they told me about you. what is your view of this? >> my view is that just what dana said, people just want a place where they can go and not be assaulted by everybody else talking and yelling. you need to do your work. i also think that hr has had a huge impact on gossip and the water cooler syndrome. if you say someone, like, what did you gossip about? she looked like helen. next thing you know, you are in hr. you can't talk about her that way. i think she is seeing that guy. you can't talk about anything. you lose your job. >> if you can't spread malicious gossip, what is the world coming to? >> one more thing is up next.

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♪ >> greg: omt dana. >> dana: i think you are going to like this guy a boss in portland, oregon snow day, no way. this tiktok video going around after one employee revealed he went to great lengths to get everyone in for their shift including picking each of them up from their homes. some of the employees not too happy about that. they wanted a snow day. and he also took all of them home saying, you know what? you are going to go to work. >> judge jeanine: i like that. >> dana: i like it, too. short questions with dana perino. governor chris sununu in new hampshire. his answers pretty funny. >> greg: all right. tonight on my show some dude named piers morgan. kat timpf, tyrus. it's going to be great. greg's char cutry etiquette tips. when you are putting together a charcuterie always make sure you have meal worms. meal worms. have some meal worms you never

know when an owe possum is going to be visiting. they are very picky eaters, look at this guy. delicious. i hate possums and brunch. >> greg: i know what to get you for your birthday. >> jesse: last time on our she here is the. for cheating at the egg and spoon race, i was given this egg and spoon race award right here which acknowledges the true champion right here piers. >> judge jeanine: what does it say? >> piers: biggest loser. >> dana: that was my secret santa gift. >> judge jeanine: none cheating winner. >> jesse: dei thursday, please come and celebrate. >> judge jeanine: a pig by the name of homer. he loves bedtime and for good

reason. let me tell you what they do. they tuck this pig in bed every night. a snack, a blanky toy plenty of love before the lights go out. pigs are very affectionate and smart. mine, however, never slept in my house. there's my pig in the pig house. >> dana: that's a real pig in a blanket. >> greg: how did i miss that? >> greg: all right, piers. >> piers: nhs in scotland slippery walk like a penguin. video off the nhs giving a penguin style demonstration. involve slightly bent knees. feet pointed slightly out. walking with flat footed steps exactly ironically how jesse performed in our egg and spoon race which led him to get the non-cheating champion as we call it in england. >> greg: in america we call that the romney. that does it for us. have a great night. >> bret: are greg, congratulations to jesse. he does like his