body, you're going to see an improvement and you don't actually have to focus particularly on the body size. so this isn't about not focusing on your health and not caring about your health. >> laura: i get that. are you someone who is in favor of all the drugs? we don't have to name them. the two major drugs that are being taken to lose weight. are you against those, for those? real quick. >> i understand why people do it, but i would say this. if somebody lived on a deserted island and they never saw another human person, would they feel the need to take ozempic? because what i find with the clients i work with, the thing they fear the most is the judgment and criticism from other people. >> laura: i get that, but if they are on a deserted island, they're probably not eating a lot of processed food and a lot of junk food, either. so they're probably not going to worry about any of that. great to see you. jesse's next. >> jesse: welcome to

"jesse watters primetime." tonight -- >> capable of doing this very high level brain state reading that breaches the final frontier of privacy. >> jesse: davos. wants to read your mind. >> i'm going to do a body cavity search. >> i wouldn't if i was you. >> jesse: no passport, no photo, no problem. migrants cut the line while you get a pat down. >> i don't know what you got in there, but we are going to find out. >> most of us aren't moved by white tears because we don't actually think they are real. that's manipulation, that's strategic. that's diabolical that's diabolical. >> jesse: shaming white people is now a big business. plus... >> i'm, like, totally naked, and i don't remember how i ended up naked. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: the meeting of the minds goes back to the ancient

greeks, when philosophers like aristotle and socrates used to gather in what they called agoras, a space or philosophy business and politics were discussed among the best and brightest. these meetings generated a cauldron of ideas on how to organize society and achieve happiness. but, today, when the so-called brightest minds get together, it's nothing but a debauchery risk insane asylum. this week, thousand of the world's most elite executives and politicians jetted off to davos, switzerland, for the world economic forum. besides january 6th, it's their favorite day of the year socio- at the party sociopaths indulge in champagne and psychedelic mushrooms. where there's drugs, there is sex. it's the busiest week of the year for swiss escorts. $700 an hour or $2500 a night. the rates were much lower when

trump was president. thank you, bidenomics. you can almost smell the magic of the place when you're there, is how one well-connected regular describes the week. and of course the magic isn't for everyone. it's an invite only event. you have to be somebody just to get through the door. if you are in, guests are slapped with wristbands and divided by class: white with shiny blue means you are vap, plain white married to the vip. green, you are a vip's escort. not that type of escort. they don't get wristbands. at davos, everyone feel special, but before they get a business, they have to break the dei ice. >> spirit name means brown bear in ojibwe. my father is algonquin, metis, and irish. i get to bring these intersections and these lunches to my work. >> coming as a white man of

advanced age from a continental european background. >> inclusion is about seeing me and hearing me and making space for me. >> we should all be doing this because you can make a profit. inclusion is profitable. >> jesse: so once they get through the spirit names and the white shaming, davo skips to the heart of the issue. so of course they bring in the guy who invented the internet. >> the fossil fuel polluters use a portion of their wealth from digging up dead things from the earth and ways that destroy the future of humanity. they use some of their wealth to confuse people. i get a little exercised about this, because i have watched it for a long time, and it is driven by pure greed. pure greed. if we deploy electric vehicles, solar wind batteries, green hydrogen, and the rest, and we get the true net zero, temperatures on the earth was going up almost immediately. >> jesse: gore is worth

$200 million, and his greed is infinite, because he's making money to save the world. the men who make money building the world, they are greedy. they should go bankrupt and be arrested for climate crimes. how did gore get to davos, by the way? he didn't bicycle. remember last year he said we would die from rain bombs? still waiting on the rain bombs. and once the mascot is finished, it is time to plan the future. not their futures, your future. >> that order seems to not be the order anymore. we are on the way to the new order, so we are between orders. >> a new world order. so what will that look like? the point is you have nothing to be worried about. well, unless you like to eat. >> in most of asia, rice is still going with traditional methods which requires flooding the fields. when you flood the fields, you basically kill the weeds with

water, which sounds good, except it takes huge amounts of water. they basically decompose underwater, and when they do that, they release methane. so, actually, rice production is one of the largest producers of methane, which is many times more toxic in terms of greenhouse gas emissions. >> jesse: rice is like the top crop in the world. what are they going to replace it with? lab rice. yum. so what are the farmers and the fisherman going to do? well, they don't need jobs, because they'll be arrested. >> we kind of have a culturally ingrained habit of not taking damage to nature as seriously as we take damage to people and property. if you are campaigning for human rights, at least you know mass murder, torture, all of these things are serious crimes. but there's no equivalent in the environment of space. with ecocide what we see is

people trying to make money, farm, fish, do all of these things that are producing energy and so on. and what's missing is the awareness and the conscience around the side effects, the collateral damage. >> jesse: imagine you are taking your son fishing this weekend, you've got your lines in the water and next thing you know you are in handcuffs for "ecocide." those fish have constitutional rights. if that doesn't work, we are still not at net zero, you get slapped with a carbon footprint tax. >> i would say digital and sustainable need to go hand-in-hand. and what do i mean? there are initiatives like we are driving as industries, container x, where we are trying to measure the footprints across the value chain. what would that give us? i would have a bottle like this and i could tell you from the iron ore, to the logistics, to the glass, what is the carbon footprint of this bottle. then i could price it, and i

could tell you now, you are doing good because you now pay $0.20 more, but you have a green product. >> j>> jesse: no, james bond villain. no. i have a hunch that products like jets, escorts, and shrooms, will be exempt. you're not entitled to rice and protein. you're also not entitled to an opinion. >> this information, maybe not many noticed, but it was part of the russian military doctrine that they will start an information war. we are in it now. this information is a very powerful tool. we are focusing on improving the system where the people will get the effect right. we don't speak about opinions. we are not correcting anyone's opinions or language. this is about the facts.

>> jesse: the old cia jedi mind trick. label everything that gets in your way, like trump or the truth, as russian disinformation, which is a national security threat. and so, therefore, must be destroyed by the all-encompassing power of the national security state. question the election or the effectiveness of electric cars, now you're a national security threat, and you're on a list, like the parents who raise their voices at school board meetings. you know what would make everything much easier? if we just stopped resisting and submitted to mind control. >> bringing the kinds of sensors that people have become accustomed to use it, such as rings and it watches, into everyday devices, but it breaches the final frontier of privacy. that is, what people are thinking and feeling. initially what they will be capable of doing is very high level brain state reading. things like, are you tired? are you paying attention? is your mind wandering? are you happy or sad?

they may enable interaction, like up, down, left, right. >> jesse: so slap some sensors on your forehead and let davos read your thoughts. and if we are angry at davos, up, down, left, right, now we are mellow. don't we see? these are well-intentioned people. the people that brought us the first pandemic are now hard at work preparing for the second. >> there are things that are unknown that may happen, and anything happening is a matter of when, not if. and that was when we gave the name, "disease x." so this x is a placeholder for unknown disease. you may even call covid the first disease x. and it may happen again. >> jesse: the guy who covered up the chinese lab leak is getting his ducks in a row for

the next chinese lab week. we are in good hands. how do we know? because john kerry said so. >> i am convinced beyond any doubt that, because of the decisions being made in the marketplace now, you know as well as i do, even -- i don't want this, obviously, but if you wound up with a different president who was opposed to climate crisis, i've got news for you: no one politician anywhere in the world cannot do what's happening now. it's the biggest transpiration in the economies of the world in all of human history. >> jesse: did john kerry just say saving the world as a business opportunity? so if he's wrong in the world doesn't need saving, is it still a business opportunity? but if you say kerry might be wrong, that's disinformation, because it threatens his business opportunity. don't you see? so you either shut your mouth, don't ask any questions, or the fbi is going to have a word. why would we even doubt kerry,

even if he got his facts wrong? kerry is a man with a face-lift who married a catch up harris he's got it figured out. he knows how to improve lives. he improved his. he is improving his life at the expense of yours. this is about extracting humanity from the human race. this is about wrestling control of the land, sea, and air away from you, so they can make you depended on their food, grown in their labs. put you in their cars, make you take their drugs, submit to their machines. they are putting the human spirit out of business, and they are right. it's a great business opportunity. it is vulture capitalism. they are preying on our bodies, and will be satisfied until they picked our caucus clean. we were told the new world order was just a conspiracy theory, mind control, disinformation police. food and viruses from a lad.

so "primetime" has now decided next year we are taking the show to davos. we have to see this thing in person. the coauthor of "the canceling of the american mind," who joins me now. greg, this is a little weird, but these are supposed to be the best and brightest. >> yeah. lord, grant me the confidence of davos experts. you would think they've gotten nothing really big wrong in, say, the last five years. >> jesse: [laughs] >> they keep talking about misinformation, and they are creating a global moral panic that we have to clamp down on misinformation. and they are right, that misinformation is a big threat to the planet, but it is davos experts having the control of deciding what misinformation is as the threat to the planet. that's an excuse for censorship on e an industrial scale.

>> jesse: its global censorship, and most of the time it is there disinformation whent comes to the lab leak, the laptop. when they say they want to get rid of rice, does that make you nervous? because i like rice. i like it on my sushi, i like it as a side. rice feeds the world. what's this about? >> it is the intellectual arrogance of all this stuff. they never pause for a second to self reflect. "have we done anything to undermine our credibility? has the expert classmate self look foolish any time in the recent past?" and the canceling of american mind is filled with example after example of professors and experts getting in trouble for having the wrong opinion. that's what they mean by misinformation, opinions they don't agree with. >> jesse: they won't even cement to questioning because they will censor you or call whatever you are saying disinformation. that's how they get away with this monstrous confidence, because they've never really

been challenged. they never allow themselves to be challenged. >> we talk about this in the book as a conformity gauntlet that a lot of these people go through. it is test after test after test about how much you conform to what higher education or these expert institutions want you to think. it's one of the reasons why nobody trusts them anymore, because they know what they're going to say before they open their mouths, and it's generally going to be that we know what's best even though we are wrong all the time, that we always forget about that. >> jesse: they are conforming themselves into an insane asylum, and everyone's afraid to say this is getting a little nuts in here. everybody go check out his book. it's a must read. thank you so much, greg. >> thanks for having me. see you in yesterday "primetime" told you the biden campaign is transitioning, to the harris campaign. she's a shiny new face of the administration, traversing the country, spewing jabberwocky to college kids who look like

hostages. but she's not alone. it's all hands on deck. dr. jill and doug e. not-so-fresh have change the schedule so biden can rest kimberly. they want anybody but joe biden to represent the biden campaign. but since the pandemic is over, biden has to emerge from seclusion once a week so the country has visuals to prove he is still running for president. today there was a biden sighting. the president said nothing's working, but he's going to keep doing it anyway. >> are the air strikes working? >> when you say working, are they stopping the houthis? no. are they going to continue? yes. >> jesse: that about sums of the presidency. is anything working? no. are we going to continue doing the same thing? yes. then biden took the short stairs into air force one and landed in north carolina, where he thought

he saw a congresswoman who was never there. >> i also want to mention congresswoman deborah ross. where is deborah? we just had a picture taken with her. that's probably why she left. [laughter] all kidding aside, anyway -- oh, she couldn't be here, actually. that's not true. i got mixed up. >> jesse: biden can't remember who he met tended to go, but they made trump take a cognitive test for tweeting past midnight. so today was a doozy, and you probably won't see the president until next week, but we are proud of the commander in chief, because we know he's been watching "prime time." he stopped drinking from straws. >> i got a black and white, vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup. m&m milkshake. need a little texture. triple thick, man. >> cheers, mr. president. >> can i get a spoon?

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: remember biden's broken border app? it's supposed to help migrants make a reservation to break into the country, like open table for illegals. the white house thinks migrants love it. >> we have seen a tremendous acceptance of the cbp1 app. we are utilizing a very effectively. >> jesse: first it was hacked by cartels, and today we are finding out the illegals are deleting biden's app off their phones. the mic and said, no way, jose. we don't need reservations. they'd rather cut the line,

first-come, first-served. why wait to be scheduled for an interview to come over when you can immediately cross, surrender to border patrol, and get stamped with a court date in the next decade? a senior dhs official told the free bacon, "the illegals don't want asylum. they don't need asylum. they just want to get in and disappear." and it's really easy to disappear. dave rubin, host of the rubin report, says he snapped this picture at the miami airport. it's a sign in the tsa precheck line that says migrants can get through security with no photo i.d., and the tsa treats them like celebrities when they asked if take photos of the migrants, they can just say no photos, please, and breee right through. we reached out to the tsa. they didn't get back to us. but we might have something for you tomorrow. the migrants are coming from everywhere, by the way. the mid east, africa, china. we catch the monetary watch list all the time.

so, why are the migrants getting through airport security faster than i am? i have a birth certificate and a driver's license, i still have to show my papers, scan my eyes. migrants don't have to do any of that. and they get to cut the line in front of me. they patted my wife down when her crotch alerted last year, while alejandro scates three with a child and his arm he can't even prove his his, and hs flights are free, and we are getting gouged. and besides free flights, they have free health care. in denver, a hospital is on the brink of shutting down because they've been bombarded by migrants who don't pay their bills. they go in, treatment, adios. they had to reduce the number of beds. they are turning down patients, american citizens, because the hospital is broke. this is what democrat said would happen during covid because republicans weren't wearing

masks, remember? we can't overwhelm the hospitals. we have to shut down the economy and where face shields. but now the migrants are shutting down hospitals in denver more than covid ever did. who pays for it? we do. the hospital is asking biden for a migrant bailout. it denver's mayor went to d.c. to bag. >> all that is required is a clear act of courage from the congress to take action on the things cities need to be successful. he means federal resources to support that integration. >> jesse: if migrants are supposed to add to the economy, where cities begging for migrant bailout's? and it's not just cities. illegal immigration was the top issue in iowa. it is huge in new hampshire. but just like biden skipped iowa and new hampshire, he skipping over the border and holding the government hostage until he can secure ukraine's border. it's almost like ukraine has something on him. mayra flores is a former texas

congresswoman. you came here legally. when you see migrants cut the line at the airport, which drives everyone crazy, how does that make you feel? >> it's a slap in the face, especially to all immigrants who immigrated to this country legally. but we have been seeing this for years here at the mcallen airport. this does not surprise me. under the joe biden demonsadministration, you get fe meals, free housing, free health care, for everything, and yet the american people are stuck with high cost of living, inflation, failing schools. we are stuck with everything under the biden administration, but illegal immigrants don't have to worry about that. it's a slap in the face. >> jesse: does it bother you that these people could be, i don't know, harboring some animosity toward this country? they are coming from god knows where, state sponsors of terror, and they don't have to get fingerprinted, show i.d., or

anything. even after 9/11 they just cut the line, that's it? >> i'm always worried about another 9/11. my husband always tells me to look at my surroundings, to pay attention, to get off my phone, because another 9/11 can happen. those people on those airplanes never thought that it was going to be them. we are not the exception. this could happen again, especially now that they're not checking these people. we don't know who they are and what their intentions are, and 85% of the people coming illegally into our country are being released. under the joe biden administration, 8 million people have crossed illegally into the country, and these are child traffickers, drug traffickers, potential terrorists. not all are good people. good people need to come here legally, just like myself and my family that also immigrated to this country legally. if we care about the safety of the american people and also about the children and women, as well, we need to focus on legal

immigration, because illegal immigration is funding the mexican cartel making $13 billion a year. and this is also costing american taxpayers $450 billion in the housing and care of illegal immigrants. and yet we have our own, one of our own in south texas, carlos lopez can't get health care or any assistance for his wife and child that are ill. but yet we are giving free health care to people that are crossing illegally into this country. but our own can't get high quality health care. >> jesse: it's a shame. i'm going to have to identify as a migrant so i cut the line. because, man, the lines are crazy. thank you so much. tell your husband i said hello. >> god bless you. thank you. >> jesse: so, women are now identifying as transformers. >> i am a robot or android of sorts. i am not human. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ spiel and welcome back, and happy dei thursday. as allies of al sharpton, "primetime" will be celebrating the holiday, weekly. for a sub, dei college essays are the new s.a.t.s. schools need applicants to prove in great detail how committed to antiracism they are. it is not enough to say you're not racist. in order to nail the essay, you have to be a community organizer. and lucky for you, there are people who will happily guide you through the process, and kind of right your statement for you. for a fee, of course. >> if you want to go to grad school, i want to say 95% of grad schools now require that you write the statement. if you want to go to a good school, like an ivy league, you are certainly going to have to write the statement. maybe it's very differently abled colleague. maybe you joined a

demonstration. that always hits the spot. so the link to my services will be in the description box. >> jesse: the two biggest rackets in america, rescripting and college admissions, have consummated the marriage. in some states they're headed for a divorce. floyd is defunding college dei programs, and are not alone. north dakota, texas, and arizona have also defunded dei, and 23 other states are working on it. look at that. this woman is not only refusing to identify as a woman, she's identifying as a robot. >> i am binary. i use these pronouns, and i am a robot or android of sorts. i am not human, and i lack the ability to fully act human,

because since i spawned in this human body i have not been able to access the internet. >> jesse: "primetime" is noticing a trend. lots of white liberals seem to have a strange kink for racial humiliation. remember when nancy pelosi and schumer kneeled in the capitol building after floyd? a little performative for my taste, but people took notice and realized that liberals like to embarrass themselves in the name of racial justice. race hustlers have turned white guilt into a get-rich-quick stream, preying on white women and tricking them into paying thousands of dollars to be humiliated over dinner with a glass of chard, of course. >> you know what i expected white women? not a damn thing. >> i want a show of hands from everyone at the stable who is racist.

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> you got to go. sorry, sis. >> imagine if your husband beat you, and you confront him. would you go and massage his back while you're confronting him? when you've been the victim of abuse, and white women have abused us our old lives, why do we have to hold your hand? >> abusive husbands, white america, same thing. but these women are paying to be bullied. is white shaming cathartic? but there's no crying in antiracism, at least not from white women. those tears are diabolical. >> you've been socialized not to see us as human beings.

[bleep]. our tears don't matter to you. but a white women, and y'all know that [bleep]. that's why i'm not here for the fragility. you know that. see you very deliberately turn [bleep] on as a way to avoid accountability. purposefully. that's not fragility. data manipulation. that's strategic. that's diabolical. every time we hold your feet to the fire, all of a sudden, "i'm so sorry, i didn't know." you didn't have to know, and now that i'm trying to make you know, you will cry so we can in the conversation. >> jesse: am i missing something here? do white liberals have some sort of weird racial humiliation fetish we don't know about? hopefully our next guest can answer these questions i have. let's ask manhattan institute fellow heather mcdonald's. why are white women paying to be racially humiliated, heather? >> it makes them feel so much more virtuous over the rest of

the maga republican yahoos out there. this is a completely codependent and dysfunctional relationship. people like these white privilege trainers are utter charlatans. nothing qualifies them to harangue whites about phony racism. but nothing empowers -- allows these white women to take on the sins of the white population on their shoulders. it's all about power on both sides. and the guilt has to end, jesse. this woman you played last purports to be about black liberation. if these black white privilege trainers really care about liberating blacks, here's what they would do. they would go to inner-city classrooms and persuade those children to do their homework, pay attention in class, and not run the streets. when you have 66% of black and 12th graders not being able to do basic arithmetic or read a graph, it's not racism. that means we don't have more black computer scientists at

google. it's not a problem of racism in this country now, it's a problem of culture, and nobody wants to look at that. >> jesse: but, heather, why do that when you can charge $2,000 for an hour to white guilt shame white ladies? it's just so much easier. [laughs] >> the sad thing is, jesse, this takes us further and further away from solving our racial disparities. the trainers should be talking about personal responsibility and black empowerment, not about white privilege and black victimhood. this is a completely negative trend in our country and it is going to make us more and more divided, more and more hate-filled, and less and less unified. >> jesse: we are going to have to invite the white shamer on to "jesse watters primetime," probably deserve it. it'll be great television. >> jesse, no white tears, please. spew in their delicate dominic

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♪ ♪ >> remember when democrats banned single-use plastic bags in order to save the planet? people hated it. >> i keep buying bags and bags, and i have a hundred thousand $6 bags. my god, what a racket. >> i've got to go to my car, go inside, combat, i've got to get bags. that if i remember to take them out of the house. >> i always forget to bring them in when i come into the store, okay? so i have a bunch of them. >> jesse: it turns out banning plastic bags is bad for the environment. new jersey banned the bags a little over a year ago and it led to a 200% increase in plastic consumption. a 500 increase in greenhouse gas emissions. a nice carbon footprint you got there, phil murphy. and those reasonable bags that they make you buy at the

checkout counter, you need to use each one at least 20 times to have less impact on the environment than just the regular plastic bags. but do you ever remember to bring them? no. you just buy more of them, and they just sit in your pantry. you don't even think about ditching plastic for a canvas bag, though. you need to use those over 7,000 times each for them to become carbon neutral. and they get dirty. any look like a liberal. this is a cash grab. grocery chains make millions from selling us these reusable bags, and we have had it. >> instead you're going to offer me the [bleep] reasonable bag of every scene for $1.50? i'm tired -- listen, i didn't know you banned bags this week. now i've got to carry all these items with me? i've got to carry it in my hand? and then he got a guy standing by the door, "did you pay for that?" yeah, i paid for that!

usually it would be inside of the [bleep] bag, but the local township decided we got to save turtles or something! >> jesse: guess what? the turtles have not been saved. i'm calling on governor murphy to do the right thing and resend the bag ban, in the name of the environment. greenpeace, you know where to send the plaque. jimmy failla is the host of fox news saturday night. graduations, by the way. >> boom. let me know what i owe you. >> jesse: i'm not going to charge you like hannity. >> can i make a serious point? the american people know me as a guy who looks like he gets paid in tide pods and tequila. that it needs to be said, nobody on the climate side of this argument has any idea what they're doing, except the people getting rich off of it. reusable bags, somebody probably own a company or stock in a company that sold reusable bags. anybody who has bought reusable bags, as we did during the pandemic, they do know where they are. they are home in the kitchen when you get to the

grocery store. they are sitting in a bag of other reusable bags. nobody brings them, so you can't reuse them, but here it is in a nutshell. everyone needs to know this. it's about the climate, okay? this is all being done in the name of what? improving the weather, controlling the weather. the oldest joke in the world is, whether man is a good job, because you could be wrong about the weather 90% of the time and still keep your job. you want us to believe you can predict the weather in 75 years? i'm trying not to curse. >> jesse: weatherman and cnn, you can be wrong and still keep your job. saturday night, 10:00, check him out. let's go. johnny finds the root cause of drinking. >> what drives you to drink? >> my girlfriend. >> what does she do? >> all she do is [bleep] nag all the time. ♪ ♪

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dry january? just found out about it. it's when people stop drinking alcohol in january for a cleanse. people are actually doing this. and why? what drives people to drink? johnny gets to root causes. ♪ ♪ >> how's your dry january? >> not dry, but wet. >> i'm not much of a drinker, i'm a dancer. >> so when everybody's going out to the bars, you just bust a move? ♪ ♪ >> how often do you drink? >> i just drank 5 minutes ago before i walked up. >> every day, christmas, my birthday, new year's. >> memorial day. >> smoke a little weed on memorial day. >> one to institute two turns to three, three turns to floor, and we are down on the floor. >> what is your go to drink? >> i do a sex on the beach. that's it. that's it. >> margaritas. >> beer, too, though.

>> i liked beer. i still like beer. >> what drives you to drink? >> my mom bleeped me off. >> trains, there's a lot of weirdos. >> my girlfriend. >> what did she do? >> all she do is [bleep] nag all the time. >> my stepbrother. >> you sound insane, do you realize that? you should be [bleep]! >> do you get happy, angry? >> the guys play music, we get sturdy. you don't know it gets dirty is? ray from new york? i'm from the bronx. that's what we do, we get sturdy. >> it's the funniest thing to happen to you while drinking? >> probably fall on my face. >> get up. >> i wake up, i'm totally naked and i don't remember how i end up naked. at least i don't get naked at the bar. the worker let me behind while i was a little bit. >> i'm about to give you some

ties on me. >> that's okay, thanks. >> and people drink they get into fights. how about you? >> i did a couple times in the club. some girls were being volatile. >> drag her through the streets and so her probably on the [bleep] stairs of the subway. sorry, i didn't need to curse. >> has anything bad ever happened to you from drinking? >> blacking out and waking up in a precinct. >> my hangovers were so bad i thought i had appendicitis. >> we missed the bus so we stayed 4-5 hours waiting to get another bus. but we got drunk again. >> yikes. >> have you ever drank and drove? >> all the time. >> okay, paul pelosi. ♪ ♪ >> does joe biden need a drink? >> no, he does not need to drink. >> he needs to smoke a blunt. >> joe biden need to get his ass out of office and get trump back in there. >> i love joe biden, i'm not going to live. i think everyone deserves a

chance. >> does he deserve a second chance? >> i think everyone deserves a second trans. >> like trump? >> different story. >> god, that makes me feel good. >> donald trump doesn't drink. what would happen if he did? >> mass chaos. >> can you imagine if i had, what the mess i would be? i'd be the world's worst. >> people might go to jail but it will be a great party. >> you put money in the hood. >> i want to drink with donald trump. >> that's a hell of a laugh. that's a guy voting for trump, i'll tell you. >> hear you are on "jesse watters primetime." would you tell him? >> have a fabulous day, and i'm emma, nice to meet you. >> come to the bronx, ya heard! >> let's party. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: the weather is a bit frosty and a lot of people are wearing snow boots into work, but here's the thing. once you are in the work, you have to take the boots off. you have to come to work with a second pair of shoes, like a pair of loafers. you can't just stomp around the

office in snowboots all day, like johnny. [laughs] let's text. james from michigan said they banned natural products like rice, but then they build man-made windmills in the ocean? get it together, davos! also get it together by dying my book. lenny from sumter, south carolina. our migrants also able to bring over 3 ounces of liquid on the plane? [laughs] james rhode island. jesse, keep your reusable grocery bags in the trunk of the car. they are! it's, like, stacked up to here. every time i open the back hatch of the suv, all the bags fall out. god, murphy, get it together. not a book plug, but do it. dvr the show and always remember, i'm watters and this is my world. ♪ ♪