going to make it tough for him to raise money, whether it be in 2028 or beyond. this is a real flame out. i have been involved in them, neil. you and i go back a long way. when you lose as badly as i believe governor desantis could lose, it's tough to rejigger your political operation. i think nikki haley probably will be in a better position, assuming trump gets the nomination, but still, it's tough, tough, to lose and rekindle a campaign. >> richard nixon did it. >> he was the vice president. >> he was. a good one. don't throw fax back at me, young man. [laughter] dog, good seeing you again. we are in new hampshire tom tomorrow. gauging how they are responding to this. that's tomorrow. "the five" is now. ♪ ♪

>> jeanine: i'm judge jeanine pirro, along with piers morgan, charlie hurt, martha m martha maccallum, and -- it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." are you ready for the rematch? just four days away from the nation's first presidential primary in new hampshire, but it looks like the general election is already getting started. both joe biden and donald trump are ramping up the trash talk. >> my predecessors like to say america is a failing nation. bless me father, for he has sinned. come on. a failing nation? and by the way, did you hear that he wants to see the stock market crash? you know i? he doesn't want to be the next herbert hoover. as i told him, he's already hoover. >> he cannot put two sentences together. he cannot find the office stage,

which there are a lot of them up there, believe me, a lot of them in place. he cannot find his way off of a stage when he makes a very short speech, and yes, it is short. can't be long. >> jeanine: trump isn't the only one taking shots at biden. listen to when andrew yang had to say about president biden, while endorsing the democratic presidential challenger and congressman, dean phillips. >> a lot of americans have made up their mind about this president, and this economy. telling them that it's better is not a working strategy. the second thing is that the president is 81 years old periods going to be tough to reinvent grandpa periods not going to become a new candidate. >> that grandpa line has to sting, because it's true. joe biden acts like a grandpa all the time. he was just drinking a triple big milk shake and searching for a congresswoman who wasn't even in the room.

>> i got the call home -- that can wait. being more mature. i also want to mention but congressman deborah ross. where is deborah? just got my picture taken with her peer she couldn't be here, actually. that's not true. i got her mixed up. >> charlie: while joe looks weak, trump looks stronger than ever. senator tim scott will be endorsing trump later tonight at a rally in concord, new hampshire, and scott just dropped this tease. >> oh, man. i am so excited for the announcement tonight. tune in, attention, listen closely, and let's talk about four more years. >> charlie: martha, i will start with you. joe biden is criticizing donald trump to say we are a failed nation, when the truth is, the economy is in the tank, inflation is out of control, we have got immigration, not just overrunning cities towns and villages, but bankrupting

hospitals, and crime is out of control without any solution in sight. >> martha: i think back to president trump's inaugural address. where he talked about the things that were hurting in the country. he used the word carnage. i think then, people understood that the country was headed in a direction that was scary, troublesome. we had four years, had to deal with covid. it appears the current president is not ingesting the feeling of the country, so yes, i think if you ask a lot of people -- and i think it's evident in many of the polls -- that people are concerned the country is failing, falling behind, that our great cities are not what they once were. that they are worried about the fact that our children aren't educated. you can graduate from high school in this country barely able to read. he failed often -- to meet the moment where people are in the country. if he could speak to people in a

way that reached to them and had that kind of bill clinton "i feel your pain --" people believed him when he said that, that he understood what was going on around their dinner table. there is a disconnect. i think you sense it's all the time. that's why he is at 33%. that's is an abysmal approval number. now, what happens in a head-to-head to trump/biden? that's anybody's guess. interesting match up once again. we will see what the swing state polls look like. they look good for trump, but i think you've got to wonder if there is a third party who kind of throws a wrench into some of the ballots on these numbers, and we will see what happens. >> charlie: piers, he says joe biden can't put two sentences together, doesn't know which way to walk off stage. what do people in europe think of of joe biden and to the fact that he has got these issues? >> piers: i know i'm in the official liberal chair tonight, but i've got nothing. [laughter] to be clear. i think democrats are walking

into a ludicrous situation. democrats think he is too old, two-thirds of the party. he is insisting on doing it. doesn't want to give up the most powerful office in the world, i get that, but joe biden to me as a dead man walking. if the democrats do not wake up fast to the reality of their candidate, the incumbent, barely alive president, against a resurgent donald trump who has just had the biggest win of the iowa caucus in republican history -- and by the way, 2016 when he became president, did not even win in iowa. if that doesn't ring massive alarm bells, then i don't know what does. of course, the dynamic is so different for 2020, because when joe biden ran against trump than that, it was on the back of a room and this pandemic which had ruined all of trump's calculations, and would have been incredibly difficult for anybody actually to win.

incredibly difficult. and biden ran as an anti-trump canada's. he has to run on his own record. as martha said, 33%. i think any incumbents in history has one mic without rating. -- history has won with that approval rating. will they get a new candidate in? maybe it's too late. they have done it twice before when they have had incumbent democratic presidents. since world war ii, who have stepped aside. i think they should do that. otherwise, i got to say, i do not think i would be saying this a year ago. i didn't. i thought trump was done, and then when you think 91 criminal charges, he has to be done, but it's like king kong on top of the buildings here. the more they are into his back, and the more powerful he's got. i look at trump, and i've known him a long time, my god that guy has got resilience. he has a gate, a wind behind his gate, which says to me he thinks

he's going to win, and i think honestly, i suspect he will be here in november, and of joe biden is up against him, trump wins. >> charlie: tyrus, if biden thinks trump is the next herbert hoover -- i mean, he does not understand numbers. his numbers on the economy are 30%, where trump's was always 50 or over. >> would have loved someone to follow up because there are no follow-up questions. how so? how is he herbert hoover? i don't want to talk about vacuums. he has no clue what's going on. right now, take the polls out of it. america, we are a cowardice nation right now. we don't respect women. we have morning women in the senate talking about their children. our representatives didn't show up. they were attacked, and that was the status quo. no reason to give up power because he's not in power. andrew, who i respect -- you cannot reinvent grandpa, because

he's not grandpa. he doesn't claim his own grandchildren. there is no reason -- because democrats aren't running the country. these are not democrats. i have no problem losing an election to a current -- everything might not go my way, but they are democrats. this is socialism, and progressivism, using an elderly man who can't remember what day of the week it is as their puppet. that's why he only has two that she cannot put two sentences together. he puts three or four, that's the problem. he is just a puppet. there is no way in blue hell they will give that up. they are getting stuff that even 50 years -- that he has been in government, he has never been this far, but he has no clue it's going on, so there's no -- and they are not going to run against trump. there will be no debates, because he's not going to debate with a criminal. i've said it over and over, they will use all the stuff they have set up to not debate him. they are going to run them what they think will get him to the finish line. the problem is the emergent

people do not like being known as cowards -- the problem is the american people do not like being known as cowards. in the middle east, if england didn't do something, we did it. when we are left to do something, we don't. we blow up empty buildings, and that's the problem. the economy, it doesn't matter. americans don't feel good about this country right now. >> jeanine: charlie, martha brought up the issue of no labels, and the possibility of a third-party candidate. do you think that's going to happen? >> charlie: i think we will probably see something like that happen, whether it is -- what is interesting is if you do see that, what is the third party candidate going to do? they are going to try to run on entirely trump's agenda, because that is a winning agenda. if you take the personalities out of it, donald trump wins this election by -- with a 60-70% of the votes. everybody agrees with donald trump on all of the issues. some unsolicited advice for joe biden: don't get into a

trash talking contest with donald trump. nobody fares well in those things with donald trump, especially not you, joe biden. not going to end well. when joe biden talks about how trump is trashing the country and says what a failed nation, and -- no, he's not. that is like the political version of a human shield, where you say he is attacking american -- no he's not. he is saying you are a failure. you know what? you are a failure. [laughter] when he talks about the economy and how trump wants the economy to fail. no, he is predicting that the economy is in shambles, as you point out, martha, and they are disconnected from that. you can look at the stock market and say it's setting new rec records, and that's a classic mistake that the failed politicians, politicians like you want to lose, always make. they say "the stock market is doing great." it's not if you can't afford groceries, and people are complaining about it, and it can be tied directly to your

policies. >> jeanine: coming up, a shocking update on alec baldwin's "rest" drama. the hollywood actor could be headed to prison. ♪ ♪ directv sports central brings your games stats and scores together and now you can get it without a satellite. one more reason to finally get rid of cable. but getting rid of the cable guy... ...might not be as easy. oh yeah, touchback! visit directv.com for up to $200 reward card. i love your dress. oh thanks! i splurged a little because liberty mutual customized my car insurance and i saved hundreds. that's great. i know, right? i've been telling everyone. baby: liberty. did you hear that? ty just said her first word. can you say “mama”? baby: liberty. can you say “auntie”? baby: liberty. how many people did you tell?

only pay for what you need. jingle: ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ baby: ♪ liberty. ♪ here's to getting better with age. here's to beating these two every thursday. help fuel today with boost high protein, complete nutrition you need... ...without the stuff you don't. so, here's to now. boost.

♪ ♪ >> a shocking new twist in the fatal "rust" movie set shooting. alec baldwin could go to jail now that a grand jury in new mexico has indicted the actor on involuntary manslaughter charges. the death of the cinematographer, who died after

the actor's prop gun fired a live round of ammunition on the film set. a dramatic turn of events. just months ago, the charges were dismissed. baldwin hasn't stood by the claim that he did not actually pull the trigger. >> i let go of the hammer of the gun and the gun goes off. i let go of the hammer of the gun and the gun goes off. that was the moment the gun went off. >> it was not in the script for the trigger to be pulled. >> the trigger was not pulled. i never pulled the trigger. >> so you never pull the trigger? >> i would never point a gun at them and pull the trigger. >> baldwin's lawyers say they will fight the new charges in courts, but what changed? apparently, special prosecutors did a new analysis of the gun that was used and concluded that the trigger had to have been polled or depressed. judge jeanine, everybody looks bad in this case, obviously, and the fact that the case was off and back on again.

what is your take? >> jeanine: well, that alec baldwin was indicted based upon evidence, he is now under indictment. two counts of involuntary manslaughter, which basically means that he willfully disregarded the situation and the damage that could happen, and he says "look: i cocked the gun, i pulled the hammer, and i would never pull the trigger because that was the training i had." according to the fbi, that's a lie, and every cop i've ever worked with her spoken to, it's a lie. first of all, you've got -- the hammer is cocked. unless you pull the trigger, the round is not going to come out of the gun. there was only one person who was pointing the gun at them, only one person whose hand was on, pulled the hammer back, and had to pull the trigger. what happened is they took this gun, and they decided that they were going to do everything they

can to see if there was a way that the gun would actually shoot the round, that live round that should never have been in the gun in the first place. the only way they could have that happen is if you actually pulled the trigger. he is lying, according to the fbi, when he says he didn't pull the trigger. the truth is they had to take a mallet to that gun to get the gun to fire. unless they did that testing with the actual gun, which has now basically been destroyed -- which is the argument the defense will use -- as a prosecutor, my response to that is "you've got to use that gun you can't use another gun. you have to try to figure out what makes this gun shoot." it's like dna. if you have dna in a criminal case, you only have one bit of it. you've got to call the defense in if you are going to destroy the dna, and analyze it, because there's no other way. >> tyrus, you are comfortable around guns and no guns. one of the things that annoys me in this case -- they talk about

prop guns. it was not a prop gun, it was an actual gun. this argument they make about how "oh, no, we were just funning around, filming a shoot, so i pointed a loaded gun at somebody and it went off." if you were a hunter and your excuse was to the police after you shot somebody "we were just playing around, pulling the trigger, pointing a loaded at one another." you would go to jail for that. i've never understood this excuse. >> tyrus: dick cheney would probably argue that. [laughter] i know alex would never do this for me, but that's not what i'm about. gun smith, gunsmith, gunsmith. i've done four movies. i've done movies where i had to hold guns. a gunsmith using the gun. they open it, show it, they say it's hot or cold. hot means it's got blinks in it, cold means nothing in it. once they hand you that gun, their reputation, their job, is that they are handing you a safe gun. if he said to him it's a hot gun, and here is the deal --

actors fiddle. they sit there, he pulls the hammer back. one of the golden rules is you never pull your finger. you keep it on the side. then, the director goes "it doesn't look real." points his finger, pulls it back, doesn't take much to pull the trigger. key 1000% pulled the trigger, but that's not the issue. he could have pulled it eight times. when that gun -- and this is what happens with equity hires: nepotism. unqualified person who -- out of the live rooms get in there? that's the question. somebody was having target practice the night before, didn't clean or check the guns, and then a dirty gun was handed to alec saying it was clean. the argument is if he, the producer and director, grabbed the gun himself, didn't check it, and then fired it. like i said, i'm not the judge, but then, you have motive and all on him.

goes back to the gunsmith. >> charlie: i think you are being generous. if that guy was taught how to hunt, he would be taught there is no such thing as a safe gun. there is safety. you treat every gun -- >> martha: they are creating a scene in a movie with a gun, and i agree with you. my question in this case has always been the custody of the ammunition. the night before, there have been stories that they were outside. this person was in charge of the guns. i want to know step-by-step what happened. how did that live round end in that gun that ended up on the table? there are so many witnesses to all of this. their witnesses to what happens the night before. a lot of people were in that room who saw it. did they know for a fact? where they rolling when he said "this gun is called, you can use this gun now?" if you are an actor and are told to pull the trigger and point it's, you have to rely on the people around you. he produced the movie. if he created in an unsafe film set and somehow, they got their hands on this gun the night before and were messing around

with it, then i could see -- >> piers: can i be mr. unsympathetic to alec baldwin, who i think is a lying, sniveling little wretch? who has also spent the next two years after he killed this woman dashed -- not deliberately. not deliberately but he pulled the trigger. i'm not a gun experts, i think americans know that. i do know that he did that, he pulled the trigger, he killed her. he is responsible for her death in that action, but has always said that all of these self serving interviews "i'm not responsible. i don't feel guilty." really? a young woman on a movie set, which by the way, wasn't just an actor. he is a producer of the film, responsible for the safety onset as well, like all producers. they were already having a lot of issues with safety. he must've been aware about. if he wasn't, he should have been. >> tyrus: which goes back to that. >> piers: he is negligent as a

reducer. >> tyrus: the murder she wrote theory. whoever put the bullet in the gun -- just before he is responsible. >> tyrus: -- if he didn't follow the protocol which i have a sneaking suspicion he didn't. >> piers: most doctors i've talked to have said to me that they think -- >> piers: most actors i've talked to have said that they think he is responsible and wouldn't have done what he did -- pulled the trigger. whoever told you that is hogwash. you don't take the chance. >> martha: rehearsal. >> jeanine: it was. the amazing thing is they have had problems with guns on that set, shootings, live rounds on the set. he had noticed. he was in charge of the production. he should not have relied on anyone. his finger should have been nowhere near the well over the trigger was. for him to come out and say someone "is responsible, but not me." it's a sad commentary. his inability. >> piers: he and his wife -- the constant instagram victim retorts. i don't want to hear it periods before this person's son was

killed in the making of "the crow." easy to tell where the mistake was but nobody went to jail. the question is why isn't it so easy? it should be easy to prove. >> that's right. >> charlie: no gun is a safe gun, remember that. coming up, it pays to have a sugar brother. hunter biden's financial backer getting real by republicans. find out what he revealed.

when migraine strikes you're faced with a choice. ride it out with the tradeoffs of treating? or push through the pain and symptoms? with ubrelvy, there's another option. one dose works fast to eliminate migraine pain treat it anytime, anywhere. without worrying where you are or if it's too late. do not take with strong cyp3a4 inhibitors. allergic reactions to ubrelvy can happen. most common side effects were nausea and sleepiness. migraine pain relief starts with u. ask about ubrelvy. learn how abbvie could help you save. ♪ voya ♪ there are some things that work better together. like your workplace benefits and retirement savings. presentation looks great. thanks. voya provides tools that help you make the right investment and benefit choices. so you can reach today's financial goals. that one. and look forward to a more confident future. that is one dynamic duo. voya, well planned, well invested, well protected.

my name's brian hoeflinger, and because of tiktok, i have the power to educate people and hopefully save lives. when my son brian died in a drunk driving accident, i put out a video about it and try to stop young people from drinking and driving. no other family has to go through what we did. tiktok has the power to change society, and i think that's where the power of tiktok lies. if you save one person, that's one more person that can change the world too. right? ♪

dad and i finally had that talk. no, not that talk. about what the future looks like. for me. i may have trouble getting around, but i want to live in my home where i'm comfortable and my friends are nearby. i can do it with the help of a barber, personal shopper and exercise buddy. someone who can help me live right at home. life's good. when you have a plan. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> hunter biden's legal drama reaching a tipping point today. republicans getting a chance to grill kevin morris, the hotshot lawyer from hollywood, so-called sugar brother, who has been making it rain for the first s

son. paying reportedly $5 million of hunter's tax bills, housing, legal fees. according to a report, he told house investigators he visited the white house three times while bankrolling the first family. he's also paying hunter's ex-wife, and the mother of his young out of wedlock daughter. morris denies there is any political motivation for any of this, saying in part "i did not and do not have any expectations for receiving anything from hunter's father or the biden administration. my only goal was and is to help my friend and client." meanwhile, hunter is ending his months of defiance after finally agreeing to a private deposition behind closed doors with house republicans. that's going to happen february 28th. it's a major shift, after he was seen pulling two political stunts. one of which where he showed up for his deposition only to blow it off and bash the investigation. >> there is no fairness or decency and what these republicans are doing.

they have lied over and over about every aspect of my personal and professional life, so much so that their lives have become the false facts believed by too many people. >> martha: remember that? then he showed up at the other hearing. when it got too heated and people said things he didn't like, he walked out. who was with him when he got up and walked out? kevin morris. jeanine, i'm going to start with you on this. this is his friend. i would love to know, or maybe i don't want to know. [laughter] >> jeanine: what they do together? >> martha: the inside of this relationship. months after they met in 2019, he started paying off all of his bills. i see a pattern of befriending, milking, dumping, then getting angry. how long do think it takes before these two start scrapping at each other, and kevin morris starts telling different stories? >> jeanine: i don't know. here's what i do know. they are talking about may be

almost $7 million. by the way, i just have to make a comment. for hunter biden talking about the republicans not having decency, for this guy to have decency -- more coming out of his mouth and we have seen every part of his body that we don't want to see his stunning. >> the gall of that man, though gall. the gall. >> the gall of that man. [laughter] >> here's the thing: i don't care about kevin morris. the only thing i care about. he is a lawyer, for the people who write "south park." he purchased hunter's share or stake in a china-backed investment during joe biden's the first year, allowing the first family to claim they had divested themselves of any connection to communist chinese money. he gets his share, then gives them money. that's a problem for me. other than that, i could careless about the sky.

>> martha: i'm intrigued. why is this guy doing all this? why is he trying to clear the decks for hunter biden buying all of his artwork after they only knew each other for a few months? >> charlie: anytime you defend a sugar brother in politics, you are losing badly. this may be the least terrible scandal that the biden family faces. i love the statement, talking about how he had no expectation of something in return for all of his money, which sort of reminds us of all of the other areas where a hunter biden -- was collecting money from china, ukraine, mexico, all these different places. they are saying "there was no expectation of something." yes there was. it makes you wonder whether or not -- it is almost like the white house wants to talk about this, because they don't want to talk about these other things. where joe biden is completely involved in. and of course, you have the white house advanced team, since joe biden out to go speak today at a high school. unfortunately, they picked hunter high school.

the entire time she's talking, she is standing behind a podium. hunter high. [laughter] i'm starting to think may be, the white house has turned on him. >> hunter high. [laughter] piers? >> piers: i cannot get past the art. i don't really care about this guy, except that he paid $850,000, $300,000 in cash and the rest in loans which he didn't expect to get back -- to hunter biden for his art to. now, my mother has a degree in fine arts, got it in the '60s, talented delight. this is hunter biden's art. i would probably pay, possibly at my local flea market, $10, maybe 15. you know how much he goes for? between $200,000 -$500,000 a piece other garbage. >> charlie: if you could get that for $10, you would buy it? >> piers: possibly. [laughter] he's averagely not a proper

artist. why is this guy paying all this money? why is he paying off his loans? why is he doing all the stuff? of a slick, he is doing it for political access. -- obviously, he is doing it for political access. he met him at a fund-raiser. he has been to the white house three times and has met joe biden. he's a hollywood hotshot, smokes his bones, goes to see "south park," because he works for them and then is in with the president. that's why he's doing this. >> tyrus: a la titus up in a little not. this is a love story. we are all adults here. there is no such thing. i've got like 20 seconds. there's no such thing as sugar brother. it's a sugar daddy and it's a love story. if it was hallmark, we would all have tissues and tears and our eyes. [laughter] let's call it what it is. every guy who has made the mistake of putting a stripper through college and never gets anything back knows that sometimes, love is one-sided. after mike that's all this is. it's just a love affair.

just call it what it is. >> who is the stripper in the situation? >> tyrus: hunter. [laughter] >> jeanine: no decency. >> tyrus: we don't know that to be true. >> jeanine: i do. >> tyrus: nothing else will make a man spend money like that. >> martha: a beautiful thing. >> tyrus: it's wonderful. >> martha: beautiful friendship. coming up next, shocking video shows flames shooting out of an airplane and forcing an emergency landing. this is not good. we will show you where this happened straight ahead. ♪ ♪ [ applause ] the day you get your clearchoice dental implants changes your struggle with missing teeth forever. it changes how you eat, how you feel, and how you enjoy life. it changes your smile and how others smile at you. clearchoice network doctors have changed over 100,000 lives with dental implants, and they can change yours, too. because a clearchoice day changes every day.

schedule a free consultation.

♪ ♪ >> piers: welcome back. time for "the fastest." there is something seriously wrong with our skies. >> it is on fire. oh, my god. sorry.

it's on fire. mom. >> piers: shocking new video showing flames shooting out of the engine of a boeing 747 cargo plane which had just taken off from miami last night, making an emergency landing minutes later. nobody was hurt. a hole was found near the en engine. this after growing scary airplane incidents. high wind this afternoon. authorities investigated the emergency landing. no injuries there either. this door got blown out the alaska airlines flight earlier this month which also was a boeing plane. speaking of someone flying back to england on a boeing engine plane tomorrow, i will set this out. judge? what's wrong with our airways? >> jeanine: a boeing -- they have had 12 major equip and events in the last 12 years. then, two with the door. the door plugs flying off, then one last night. in japan, a boeing airline had a problem where five people were killed. my new mantra was if it's boeing, i ain't going.

[laughter] asked me to think about becoming a poet, let me know. as a guy who flies every week, i pay attention. we have the pandemic, workforce got crumbled and they came back with that wonderful thing of diversity, equity hires, instead of hiring the best and brightest. now you are hiring people who are the first to put on a door on a plane. it will be honest, i don't want them. like i said, i've said in a million times, the color of skin is irrelevant. competent skill set, knows the job. if it's a 60-year-old white man who was so white he looks like the cloud he could put a plane together, i love you, baby. >> charlie: soli solomon byrd or any day. >> martha: goes back to this issue of failing. we have a country that prided ourselves -- a strong work ethic, getting every thing right, air travel is just this

amazing invention. now, i think things are sloppy. you feel it every time you go on a plane. it feels like a chronic crosstown bus. [laughter] if you get there in one piece. i plan that there's going to be a delay. the other day i came back from iowa, 4-5 hours waiting to take off. it's like part of travel. thankfully, nobody in these was injured. >> charlie: this is not the 737 max which had all the problems. it was a 747. to your point, tyrus, think of the pilot was not a dei, he knew how to fly a plane and landed. >> jeanine: think out for pete buttigieg. [laughter] >> charlie: not what i was thinking but a good point. >> jeanine: the head of the faa. sorry. they have not figured out there is a problem with the planes, they've got a problem. >> piers: let's go to the boeing engine of music, madonna. madonna expressed herself -- two concertgoers are suing madonna after her performance began two hours late in new york city. the fans said they had a hard

time getting heard and have to get up early for work the next day. personally, martha, i would pay $1 million an hour for madonna not to turn up and sing in front of me. i think she is a ludicrous relic of what she used to be, so i don't really understand what they're doing in the first place, but -- >> martha: i don't mean to be mean, but i'm trying to figure out who is going to madonna concerts anymore, honestly. i think there is something to be said for aging gracefully, or understanding -- she was always good at evolving and doing the next thing. i feel like that ended at some point, and now, she is trying to revert and do the same thing she always did. i feel bad for these people who bought the tickets, but i'm trying to figure out why. >> piers: if we were one second late on this show, it is life, all hell would break loose. >> tyrus: just the judge, so it would be -- my bad. [laughter] >> piers: they would not like that. the fact that she rolls up two hours late for an 8:30 concert. >> jeanine: that use -- >> tyrus: that used to be

cool. guns n' roses and the great bands would be late. the show was so great that people didn't care. but now, it's like -- and to be fair, her face needs two hours to get there before she does. [laughter] it's not fair. the surgeons and the team of scientists put that thing back together again. it is scary. i wouldn't want to go to her concerts. again, this is what happens when people -- they get in this lifestyle and can't let it go. i don't understand why no one grows old gracefully. i'm letting the gray role. why not? to charlie is letting it go, you are letting it go. >> charlie: judge, the madonna verdict? >> jeanine: if i go to a concert and it is two hours and 15 minutes later and she comes out at 1045 when she is supposed to come out at 8:30, i would sue too. the problem is a lot of people -- i think in brooklyn they could not get transportation home. they had the work the next day. that's rude. i have seen her years ago. i have seen her in ivory with martha -- you have to grow old

gracefully. you can try to look healthy, hip and young. >> piers: like -- you have grown old gracefully. [laughter] >> charlie: it beats the alternative. when she lost -- it was when she did the thing where she was drinking out of the dog bowl. >> jeanine: i missed that. >> charlie: you are lucky. [laughter] >> tyrus: not her fault. her face is so tight that she cannot pour it. it's a medical thing. >> piers: next is "fan mail friday," not something i'm used to so i'm looking forward to this. providing for your family is a top priority. but what happens when you need affordable health care? christian health care ministries could save you up to 40% today. as a member, you can choose your provider without network restrictions. sign up at your convenience with our anytime enrollment.

join a christian community that supports each other's medical expenses, offering peace of mind as you prioritize what's most important. enroll now at your chm dot org life, diabetes, there's no slowing down.

each day is a unique blend of people to see and things to do. that's why you choose glucerna to help manage blood sugar response. uniquely designed with carbsteady. glucerna. bring on the day.

here's why you should switch fo to duckduckgo on all your devie duckduckgo comes with a built-n engine like google, but it's pi and doesn't spy on your searchs and duckduckgo lets you browse like chrome, but it blocks cooi and creepy ads that follow youa from google and other companie. and there's no catch. it's fre. we make money from ads, but they don't follow you aroud join the millions of people taking back their privacy by downloading duckduckgo on all your devices today.

>> tyrus: do that again! you don't have to be rich, judge, but when you do prints like that, it's all good. "fan mail friday," tyrus speed round. judge, did you cut class during high school? >> jeanine: never. i was a good girl. >> tyrus: i believe it. piers? >> piers: i don't know what that means. [laughter] >> tyrus: that's very english of you. did you skip school, your education to hang out with

blokes? >> piers: absolutely not. >> tyrus: charles, you did. i skipped french class. >> martha: of course. >> jeanine: really martha? >> martha: not a lot, but a couple of times. >> tyrus: what current trend is going to look ridiculous in ten years? >> jeanine: the thick eyebrows women have. they have these thick, thick eyebrows. they will look like ava gardner from "mommy dearest." >> tyrus: the unibrow is out. >> piers: identifying as gender fluid. >> charlie: walking around with your nose in your -- >> martha: i like that one. >> tyrus: nonbinary is what i'm saying. what are you self-taught at, judge? >> jeanine: i don't want to tell you. [laughter] >> tyrus: sarcasm. >> piers: how to be a very annoying britt. i'm good at it. >> tyrus: that's hard to do. as you know, brits are annoying. >> charlie: like everything, i did learn anything in school.

>> martha: i agree. i feel like i'm stealing charlie's answers. >> fathering. >> martha: that's a good one. >> tyrus: what's on the menu at your house when you cook dinner? >> jeanine: it depends on the season. there's always humble's and aybol abiken hoosh -- i can make meatballs and spaghetti. >> tyrus: for those that don't know, judge can throw down. >> jeanine: i love to cook. >> piers: spaghetti -- it's a twist on bolognese. you have it with fine french wine. my father gave me two bits of advice: always be polite to police officers, buy the best french wine you can afford. excellent advice for anybody. >> >> charlie: we are beef and potatoes people. >> martha: i want to make pancakes sunday morning. it has to be 100% real maple syrup, warmed up, and poured over the top with blueberries. >> jeanine: yes. >> tyrus: it's a veal farm in my house. judge, what is your favorite part of having a snow day?

>> jeanine: if i don't have to go to work, just wrapping myself up in a blanket with my four dogs and watching a movie. >> tyrus: there you go. >> piers: i was walking through central park, some guy thought i was harrison ford. [laughter] >> tyrus: that's a lie. >> piers: that became my favorite snow day. [laughter] >> charlie: check out all the accidents on the highway. >> martha: i love snow. i'm crazy about snow. but on the fireplace, go cross-country skiing, run around with dogs, watch them in the snow. >> tyrus: a snowball fight with my kids, i am undefeated. "one more thing" is up next. >> jeanine: that was good. directv sports central brings your games stats and scores together and now you can get it without a satellite. one more reason to finally get rid of cable. but getting rid of the cable guy... ...might not be as easy. oh yeah, touchback! visit directv.com for up to $200 reward card.

liberty mutual customized my car insurance and i saved hundreds. that's great. i know, i've bee telling everyone. baby: liberty. oh! baby: liberty. how many people did you tell? only pay for what you need. jingle: ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ baby: ♪ liberty. ♪ every day, more dog people are deciding it's time for a fresh approach to pet food. developed with vets. made from real meat and veggies. portioned for your dog. and delivered right to your door. it's smarter, healthier pet food. my dry eye's made me a burning, stinging, 5-times-a-day,... ...makeup smearing drops user.

i want another option that's not another drop. tyrvaya. it's not another drop. it's the first and only nasal spray for dry eye. tyrvaya treats the signs and symptoms of dry eye disease fast by helping your body produce its own real tears. common side effects include sneezing, cough, and throat and nose irritation. relying only on drops? not me. my own real tears are my relief. ask your eye doctor about tyrvaya.

we're travelling all across america, talking to people about their hearts. how's the heart?

-good. -you sure? i think so. how do you know? let me show you something. put two fingers right on those pads. look at that! that's your heart! that is pretty awesome. with kardiamobile, you can take a medical-grade ekg in just 30 seconds, from anywhere. kardiamobile is proven to detect atrial fibrillation, one of the leading causes of stroke. this year make a resolution to take care of your heart. don't wait. get kardiamobile today for just $79 at kardia.com or amazon. ♪ >> judge jeanine: time now for "one more thing." piers? >> piers: this is actually quite fun. overdue library book returned to the library in u.k. 44 years past due date.

tawas called great prime ministers by john whittle. due back june 30th, 1979 of course we have had nine prime ministers since and it would be hard to have a book these days called great prime ministers. we are delighted this piece of vintage history rushed to remind us of the great days when we actually did have great prime pe ministers. so thrilled to get it back they waived the fee. >> tyrus: probably 12 when. >> judge jeanine: local arkansas man known as the neighborhood cowboy put his skills to the test. received a call from the neighbor asking for help getting a stranded calf off a frozen pond. thanks to the cowboy the calf is back home and safe with its mother. see it sliding right along. oh, it's a baby. >> martha: big career milestone for doctor who took it to an

interesting place. he has been working in the emergency room for 40 years. he is so excited that he is retiring. and so we wish him well. this is dr. phil masterson. he decided to skate around the er for a while. he and his wife are going to move to spain for a year to learn the language and embrace spanish culture. so cute. >> judge jeanine: is that how he got around in the er? [laughter] >> martha: so excited to be retiring. i'm out of here. >> judge jeanine: i love that all right, tyrus? >> tyrus: all right. officer races a kid in a sledding competition. hernando, mississippi officer couldn't pass up the opportunity for a sled race. but the race had a clear winner from the get-go after one kid got off to a running start. he was arrested later for cheating. even the kid had ocatch up manage to pass the officer on the icy slope. we need more stuff like that. for more stuff in the community you want to check out. check out my comedy tour coming up in february. i'm all sold out in california and just about sold out in

connecticut and massachusetts. more dates will be added. if you want a good read check out new book ""nuff said"" available everywhere. >> charles: sunday night big weekend show. guy benson, molly line, kayleigh mcenany, and myself live in new hampshire. now for this "one more thing." who needs aaa when you have amish neighbor guy got his suv stuck in a snow bank. several cars passed without stopping to help. amish neighbor brought his horses out and decided to pull it out the old-fashioned way and that's what we call amish horsepower. >> there we go. >> very good. >> good old tagsed horsepower. >> should have been arrested for speeding. >> judge jeanine: i agree. that's it for us. have great night. and enjoy the weekend. >> bret: all right. judge. amish horsepower. have a goo