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coventry direct. redefining insurance when news breaks around the world, israel is reporting more combat casualties. >> diplomats trying to find a political solution. and here at home, this is a critical hot spot for illegal immigration. all eyes are now on new hampshire news channel. al america is watching, right? unfortunately, that's all the time we have left this eveningee . as always, thank you for being with us. thank you for making this show possible. please set your dvr so you never, ever, ever miss an episode. hannity. we will be broadcasting live from new hampshirean on monday and tuesday, monday ahead of the primary that's taking place on tuesday. anyway, in the meantime, w e you have a great weekend. let not your heart be troubled. greg gutfeld standin g to putsmil a smile on your face. >> have a great weekend. we'll see you from new on your. zy
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>> breezy point tops back onback set new grandmother. >> all right. it's friday, so you know what that mean f s. he let's welcome tonight's guests. he's married to another which saves on monogrammed towels. paul said the river reporth save brubeck, he was voted sexiest man alive by certified public accountants magazine boxes. contributor charlie heard cecil fall from the crew last week. "new york times" best selling author does this contributor get toin and he's got a lotlicot of influence over helicopter
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flight routes "new york times" besterro selling author, comedian, former nwa world champion. all right, before we get to some news, try to ignore my new glasses. let's do this. greg's leftovers. >> me?it i go, man. all right, it's leftover i rs. s i read the jokes. we did news this week. it has always.time it's my first time reading them, so they . well, nail joe mackem so they ta wall and throw axes at his head. >> he all right? scientists in china have been reportedly been ableee to keep a cloned monkey alivr e for two years. that's nothing. we kep wet ours alive for 45, monkey. >> this week. >> green day performed a surprise set in new york subway i along with tonight's show host jimmy fallon. commuters requests like, please stop. eep]
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>> yeah.. a source in hollywood said a movie about plagiarizing formerd president claudine has academy award written all over it, though on closer inspection, it was gay's handwritingves cl that wheneveosr i see her tearsi >> i think of the humpty dance. >> wow. i know. a new study shows that men have better navigational skills than women. >> sadly tha most women don't even know about this study because they went to the wrong websiteb . charlie, charlie's a sexist. a new study shows that by the year 2100, many u.s. cities will be completely populated. by the elderly, which means the late night shift at stri p
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will end at 4 p.m.. in a new court filing, the doj determined a white substance found on hunter's biden's gunbsc was likely to be cocaine, prompting hunter to ask when he could get his gun back. and he likes coke. >> chinese scientists say they've created a new strain of coronavirus that kills ch. tacking the brain guess i'm safe, said one womanaf . little thank you. thank you. a woman went viral after revealing she makes six figure hours milking cows while wearing bikinis s. >> doesn't make any sense. why would you make a cow wear a bikini so clean joke for the kids. a few madonna fans have filed a class action because she
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keeps starting her shows late. although to fair, her face does arrive in our earl by. laughi yeah. officials at florida sayng . >> a woman used dog to tryst to beat a drug test. someone should have told her she didn't have to. drink it first. this week. >> joy bejar said struggling members of generation z need to up and get a job. >> speaking of the view, is for applicants to toss buckets of raw sardineshs during joy's 12:00 beating by the of ben and jerry's has demanded a permanent ceased boae in gaza after all, they prefer people to die slowly from thesity related diseases at once.
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sticksey. slowly some target and walmart stores are now locking up underwear and socks, part of awear a shoplifting crackdown, raising the questionnd who has shopl to shoplift underwear and sockis at half? >> kim kardashian is selling her smashed 2022 range rover for $100,000. it comfortably sits eight people o r, one giant. >> the language we have here, according to a new study, a commone e la mistake people me after is looking at their phone for an lookingy messages, especially if the message is close. sages,your blinds. hugh hefner's iconic red velvetg smoking jacket is going up for auction. the lucky buyer will also receive gonorrhea. also
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so you gave up. i love that joke. i'll be honest. i still want the jacket. ha h i stia! t and finally, last saturdaysa during a pro-palestinian t protest at the white house, whd fprotesters chantehe joe biden. trust me, it's overrated,verrat said womaned. down to the new.rs and a thank you. my applause is our navy sinking with d.i, thinking it's time for another norway? hey. hey, hey, hey, hey.deithi today's video of the day comes to us from dr. charles barber, the director of the navy's diversity, equity and inclusions . in all training videos resurfaced, and it's more disturbinitprg that the
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top drawer of larry kudlow's nightstand barber may no longer be there. >> but the nav ny has a program dedicated to diy, even as corporations and candidates are ditching this poisonous process like it's one of jimmy fallon's jackets. >> wow. j >> very touching. i know you'll make fun of jimmy's jackets . e on t >> in fact, it's still up there on the navy website. >> watch how he explains d.i. e what is the. so let's just take a few seconds. just to define those very briefly. diversity, which is the presence diversi difference witn our workforce equity. when you think about, you also need to think about equality because those terms are often used interchangeablyk abou. so when you think about equality, which is the insighablyt that we want to achh or the equality of outcomes, thinink k about equity as the re that we take to get there. how do we assess those different barriers in access
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to information to ensure that we all have the equal access to that outcome that we want to achieve? thene sche inclusiondu is just g a culture of belonging. how do we ensure that our entire workforce is able to thrive and developl in current model? >> what the was that? i mean, you said you were going saidxplain it in a few secondsas . i have no idea what you just said. expert.re it's like somebody poured a zima all over his motherboard and that massive gobbledygookt says, however, that equity is the path to equality, which s is complete and utter equity is the opposite of equality. equality is about opportunity. equity is outcomes. and if you control for outcomes, you eliminate opportunity. in short, equalitythat's is abot the starting line, where we all start with the same chance. equity start at the finish line when we all land in thed s same spot and, work backwards.wa
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how easy is that? equality is possiblesys . equity is impossible. look at it this way. equality is putting the entire race into a wrestling ring and watching mmee die. >> equity. equity is putting the entire race into a wrestling ring with me wearing an iron suit equipped with laser guns and still watching me die. i it's literally impossiblt'e to create equal outcomes in a universe of individuals. >> that' outs why you rarely set a virtual tie in a footrace. a y is the most a anti individualist endeavor ever fought assume fs that there is no diversity among individual talents , which is why they hamper excellence by promoting mediocrit wy. and now we're preaching this in the greatest military on the planey promt. why don't we just turn the keys to the pacific fleet over to the chinese right now? this must be the only place
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left. that depends on meritocrac oy. but then again, if you look around the rest of the stericas, storied institutions ,we've ditched that gold standard. so why should the military be anyany should milit differen? i wa, i just want the deadliest military on earth, the most diverse. i don't care if our soldiers are straight . straig >> i jushtt want them to shoottm straight here and david.reg: >> it's so weird because we're seeing right now is everybody running from the guy? even democratic candidates are running from it. and yet this is still up e. the navy websit >> does this scare you? greg? i will talk about that. but can we talk about your glasse te s? >> because you look liker a middle aged, which which actually might beady eye for fox because i am now a diversem hire.
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i identify as i don't even know the name like furry jacket and these big glasses. >> you know what i mean? you'd be i uld ben the the poetry places. >> yes. i'm thinking po of now getting a few cats. yeah, but like brazicatsl donaly actually, yes. i feel like rosie o'donnelles thiss show. >> wow. >> they're very touchy on their references. i know. i know. t >> i know. they don't like talking about anybody who's not here. rs i is, as you laid out it, it is the reverse of everythingdedn that america was founded upon, which, of course, is equality of opportunity. and nobody the thing is, nobodyi in america cares about this acc except the people that are bludgeoning us with it. and until we just back to not caring about whether your doctobludger, black or whir your pilot is black, white, if we're going to care about that, we're going to have an awful lor ort of planes falling outhae of the sky and we're going to have a lot of doctors that don't know how to performos surgery.
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and that would be problematic, but it'd be a lot of fun, like a russian roulette, whatever, and everything of do. my theory, charlie, is dee is going to maintain its kinds of survival by fillingsu the the spaces in the deaei departments with dea. see what i mean? it's the what do you call the self licking? i certainlg isy. what you what you want it to be fun. like going wher to college campus.milita that's where you can have fun. you can have fun in the military. yeahry it. and like, your point is the most important one, which is, you know, the military, sort of like this holdout. >> yeah. out. all about michiganmi mission and could you perform the mission. >> and it was such a wonderful th place because it it wrung out all of the differences that human thats like make upattere because all that matters was mission. >> and this guy, i meas n, as yr point out, my man here, ken, he doesn't even know the actual definition of between equityty and equality. and then he goes on to lieabou about how it clearly claimt ss o
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that it helps everything. >> but -- but this also goes to euphemisms. euphemismshemisms. destroy anytu that's important. the department of defense go b go back to being the department of war so that everybody is clea sr. undss right. that's what this is about. sounds so much better. >> i. s to i it's a warning, too, that we're natidoing this to like, nation build. >> we're doing this to kill you. yeah. and remind everybodyyou. . i think everybody would be happy if i were president. i would start the department t th of war. >> go back to it. it was originally the department of war, and then somebody wante wad wantingo so to soften it down, decided to rename it department of defense. y >> going to trust you on that? that would be really funny if you made that up. yo cat, i'm okay with diet old navy, but i'm not okay with it i'm not okay with it at our knees. ohkat, i a, i got it. the our navy. see what i did there? >> i went from old to our just changed to let you had it. gutfeld can explain it.
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you had it. you won the day back. >> please continue. yeah, well, first of all, go army. . oh, wow. uhntinue., but there's also this right, that individualism is every man for himself kind of thing when it's actually the opposite of thatposite righ? because if we're all, which is obviously reality, as you pointed, we're all individuals with different strengths, different weaknesses, g acknowledging that is a greater argument for needing to work together than anythingk to else would be because of everyone is exactly as good as everyone else is at everythin ong that you would never need anybody's help. right? so individualism is not every anybf it's more s acknowledging what your strengths are and maybe what your weaknesses are and someone else canweakness you. that's really what it is that you actually, you know, make sense of it rather than just spouting off a bunch of buzzwords. >>bunch of it's like it's like watching ocean's 11, like somebody has this talent it'. you have you have a safecracker, you have the suave leader, and nowafecra you always have that that thcke
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genius. every movie has a genius. oh, he's always some young person, iris, who? >> let's have a genius hacker. i'm picking up. >> you don't like the genius hacker? no, because, i mean, every i you. >> i hate to break your mind, but all they do is, like, they run into a roadblochek >>e movie, and they instead of like, coming up with a real answer, they.wer. let's give it to what you said. it goes like this. we ae in. they always do this. yeah, we're in.f that and if that doesn't work, e and if that doesn't work, the british scientists will solve it fowillr you. you v >> exactly. now, have you heard british people talk latelybritis l? stupid? cult, well, i always laugh when you hear culture, media and corporate culture, the navy has a culture. it has a tradition. inv and you either get involved with it or you leave.
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i feel like the whole point of this is to keep unqualified people not fired. >> so don't worr.y about doingth the job we just need the numbers to put you in there because can you just imagineav you have a bunche of equityhire hires working the landing strip on the ship in a fog storm. you got missiles shooting at people and major thomasm is e ground control. i'm coming in hot. i got one engine left. ground controlne. my pronouns are him. they hitpronou her. say it. no, my other engines out. my other engines out until you say my pronouns and boom. i'm the first to do it.faul so it's not my fault. killed one of our owns be crew members because he didn't have time to tell me my pronouns instead of doing my job. that's the that's the really scary thing. s inst myi don't give a damn what colom you are. all i care about isn yot you are. compet
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to learn more on how to save lives and support prostate cancer research, credit science. o so who was that dude who wandered in ? >> earlier this week, we showesd you a clip of a man who accidentally video a a tvrv interview with political commentator morriwi s. mp >> let's see it again.a huge well, i think trump is going
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to score a hugictory.e victory. i think the media is going t to try to downplay it because. >> as you correctly said, >>ey're basically supporting haan for illegally now, like anyone who saw this. >> we had so manle>>y question morris declined to give>> gre a comment. so we were left tog: speculate on what the was going here, coere once he exactlt y who was that man, why was he underpants? could morriulcks have been takt hostage by a retired plumber? and whagy can't plumber afford a sports? what is going on? i need to know what you think. >> so they're getting ready to work out. just to work. greg, just a little greco-roman wrestling with your favoritebra. workout buddy. >> nothing to see here, but any of you coming for like, that's e like another room. is that like, the garage? i don't know what's going on. ?now whating he looks like he jh out. but for the first time ever,y pu by the way, you only put
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on this type of shirt when you're about to be arrested. yes, i. >> but after we did the segment, the the myth, the legend got in touch with m enigh . >> and he's joining us tonight to tell us exactly what. please welcome doug tiberio. so, doug, how was your week going? yeah, it's great. it was great. beautiful. i loveeat. it. it wasn't on the web. first of all, there were shorts. i'm in floridathey wer.. >> we had shorts and a tank top. >> how? okay. hohow did this happen? >> what happened? h appeall so i'm with morris alle time. >> i'm this guy. you know, set up the backdrop, t backdrops for him and when i set it up, he was going to dog the the pole thing, iowa.
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>> and i said, you got to put it to the camera on an angle. you got to put on an angle because i'm going to be coming and out and out of the house. and of course, when i walked i in, i opened the door and i saw he was on i got i could shutd it the door . >> then it'd be like some freak to open the door. shut the door. that's better. >> s>>o i just walked in. and then later he goes, i go to door. first of all, the social put me out there as, oh, this guy's morris is friend of playboy, whatnot. i wa e pools upstairs with my girlfriend. i got to say that she's friggin. hot as could be. austin having a nice time.as >> it was great. i'm telling you that i'm working on my motorcycle because i got to work on my motorcycle, and i walkedtorcycl. i go, all right,, just let me-- tell you,, more is absolutely you guys know him. >> he's a genius.
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>> a politically, he's most unbelievable guy around, but he's like rain man. it gets cool, light, but he's one of the nicest guys. i , you know?d and i told him, put the camera on an angle. and he did and tolg d, i'm going to do this is like, hey, that to me is was, um, wasling annoyed? because i kept calling him 7 all day. >> i must have called himtime seven eighs.t. he sai i was there when when you called and he said you call me five times and i can.with i got a contract with newsmax i got. you could have been a little nicer about that. oh i forgo inizer.t about the guy. >> right.i so but i callecalld you because you know, the social media, they just went and.om m my friend from from manhattan calls me up. mattany goes a doggie.t >> i don't know. they're talking some bad stuff about gq. what you gotta do something about this. so that was the big deal.
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what are you going to do are? >> matt? [ matty on. you know what's amazing is if i never heard your voice by just looking you in the video, i would predict this is exactlyver hear you would s. do you know how do you have any insight about like, turning this into some kind of commercial for profit venture? i could see those posters, hirt. but t shirts, i got the perfect face. >>e th i got the perfect face fi radio. i'm on the morris show onsh sunday 12 to to the morris show. i them.>> oh, okay. so you kind of have a good we got to good. >> yeah so i do plan on kind of like intruding in other zoom tv appearancesother zo. nk i think you should make it a regular thing and i don't peol think i'm going to do that. i was actually thinking about bring different people in. inmy tall friends.
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my my friend, my short friend, all different people that, you know, it's got to be good. >> so you could tell. you can tell my accent. i'm from yonkers i, am frnew y. >> yes. hey, did [ you did you do you have you ever metgo president trump? >> you were you worked at mar a lago, right? yes,, i am h i, i, i'm his artil i've been restoring all the murals that mar a lago form. and we talk a lot. >> i haven't seen him in a while, but last year i was there a lot and i'd seen almost. every morning and he'd walk on. >> morris says, you know, he likes you because you talk like lik he's not like that. i like that.woul >> well, listen, we'd lovehave y to have you on again. you could probably be like, maybe our fashiocon correspondent. yeah. oh, you like me? r. oh, you mean with the the wife beater? i got it by th e way. >> yeah. by the way, your glasses. yeah. where'd you get it from magoo ord yo nice guys.
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i'm sorry. oh, i know. i just feel like i, deserveok a you guy that you. you were took this with suchscad great humor. i was so scared when i sawn that phone message, and then i. and then i heard you laughing on that. go. okay, this guy got i it.t. lik thank you. do that like that genius hacke r . you're the genius hacker with the glasses!. thank god.o yo talk to you soon. next, will gen z go far if next, will gen z go far if they can't drive a car, ♪ navigate u. friends. yeah. >> even asthma. it can make you miss out those epic hikes with friends. step back out there with them.lr kuzma is an add on treatmentev for eosinophilic asthma that is taken once every eight weeks. the center helps prevent asthma
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year olds have their driver's licensiver'se and they're blamie get this environmental concernns . listen. yeah, it's always environmental concerns. what say you? >> so we're really concerned about public health. this in i would just. all i would do is have government scientists studying this because w have . there's there's a real problem with people who don't want freedo eam when they turn 16.freedo it's like. it's like. like i don't know if they're over vaxm overmedicatey or what, but the idea that you're going to turn 16 and not want to get a car-met and drive as far away from your as possible, there's something wrong. yes. yeah from you, that's the first thing you do. >> yeah. tires. if they're not buying cars, how in the are they goingis >> be able to have with their teens? wow. first of all, the teachers have cars. great. the teachers have the cars because the gen zs get go sleep with the gen xers because
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they have the cars in the house. so i have no idea. that's a speculation. oh, i'm horrible to alphabets. i couldn't figure out what generation anybody is.ch >> but here's the thing you're missing their chuck sea is why go out in search and hunter gatherercr when everything is right here in this little box and you can just sit this and notu. and everything comes to you. relationships fantasies, money,u everything's there. plus, if you're spending all your moneypending buying ts and coins for your jewels, gamen ,it's going to interfere with your gas money. because for those of us who werete 16 and 18 and trying to get away, we usually went to the upfrontmone. >> money was short and we usually pay for gas like this. yes yeah, let me just iron thisl out. how much of that get me? one gallon. good. we can get to the party. yeah. so there's n. to tho need to be a frontiersman or woman because everything's right heremm and mommy and daddy drive them and you can't drive and hold
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your phone at the same time.pho >> it's impossible. so you need to. and what's more important mightf miss a picture of somebody's food on facebook. >> think about that. and if they don't like it, othe that's a whole nother thing, you know? so that's what's more, you know, etiquette. it's like a species of like, you know, can't text and drive. >> so they decided to justided eliminate the drive part. yeah. so i think this is huge newsivet for ugly kids. >> really. oh, because they can't use a car? no, because they only 25% drive. if you're the ugly person all yo iu to is learn how to drive. everyone's going to want a ride. dr gs. >> only you're not actually motivated to drive. if someone elsivcan drive e canu around. right? it's a lot better. but if you're really, really ugly, you should really,y yours license immediately. >> that way people will talk to you. wait, kat. i was alwaysg: wait, i was alwas the one driving people around when you were all born. hold on, hold on.n hi no, no.ness don't you copy.hat! little uglis
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stuff that it wasn't becauset you're uglbecausy, greg.whit >> you were the well-off white kid. i had one of my crew. you always had the car that thee cool house has to spend the night in, and they always had extra mones pendhe ny. e >> the movies. that's why they rolled with it. that was so not memovies. i my parents didn't want me me. to get my driver's license and i didn't. so then i just had m dudes driving me around. >> yeah. yeah, you go. that was when. yeah. >> like, what is this? is this a harbinger of. probably yes. but i'm still hung up har on the fact that the segment you basically brought a random man on the show to explaine pr he was straight. >> yea h. it's the world we live in now. yes, i was upstairs with myw. girl. >> i was fixing a motorcycle. i hah myd. i i'll show you how straightg: i actually, it's kind of related, this segment, because it's nice to see just a straight guy hanging out with another straight guy in his underwear where now the kids are all, you know,
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>> what do you do?h have a popular pet. so i have a video, i think, from arizona.. another reason why you should get your driver'oms license when you turn 16, because you definitely want to be in a car for thisheou good news drive right down the road there on his bike. >> i hat ridine too. >> and but i love the taste of deer meat and then boom. >> oh, wipes him out. >> don't know whether i dislike cyclists more than i love deer me. >> but either way it's if you're in a car, it works out great to do five oh the deerat was fine. the deer. that's great. i didn't ask you about the cyclist right, but. but if you're in if you're in your truck, you get dinner herue and this guy gets to eat. >> hey, boy, the taste as much. >> if you hit it with a car, then if you shot it. well, i mean, you know, it doesn't really i mean, road kill killers, road transients i don't know about. >> i don't is that i don't shoot people. yeah, i don't know. that's good. i'm glad you took made that stand. but. but you,e? ou c but no, goo i mean,d t it you can get good roadkill.
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inelcome to mailing it in a paul masks. a how good are you tires on this one? what was a favorite poster poste on your bedroom wall growing up? heather locklear oh yeah.ordere oh man, i. hey, i ordered so many fake books to cover up that poster. you guys, the joneses wouldn't know this, but the exes. >> yet we just have the bookhis. fair. as you get a little piece of paper, you check of hadf the books, and then your mom would give you a check. yes, hopefully it did bounce and you didn't get embarrassedk in by your teacher. >> i wanted a heather locklear poster so bad that i ordered a bunch of educational books to trick my mother. >> she's like, wow, you're really into beethoven. yes, master beethoven. i got nothing to lose. wow. wow. >> so every now and then you give the perfect well, ifetv i was a basketball, be a guard just so you alley oops before. >> but one day you'll get the
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dunk. >> ruben yeah. favorite poster. let me guess. >> leif garrett. f i. >> i don't know. i don't know that this is going to be much better, but i think it wasi think jake jake the sna. >> oh, is that a wrestler? yeah. ye rts.s he had a big snake. >> yeah, he did.bi that's a fact. yeah. yeah, he had a bigg penis.. >> i don't know.th why would i say that is? you're weirdat? are. nev i know i am weird.er that problems. i have problems, charlie. i be thyou never had a poster growing up. >> you don't. oh, no, not true. this is going to be a hugeis wil disappointment. >> heather locklear. yeah. spencer. spencee r guess. yeah. and spencer again. yeah. and with the glasses, if you put ice in it, then the little bikini falls away. >> oh, they had everything. yeah, had everything. yeah. i don't even. do they exiss t anymore. i mean no, they got like taken over by hot topic. it's true. g >> those. . what are they called. goths ruin everything.
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yeah. it is a great poster. it gorgeous. poster >> yes. and it was heather thomas and then my mom got smart because i never opened.>> and ay of the books i heard. >> yeah, but, but they also had the posters ofr , of and heather was wearing a bikini. yeah. no, they have a culture that we're not and you had to put like a, a tarp over that when you're, you know, like a, a wall blanket or what do you call this a wall. . yeah. yeah. i don't know. i've been in a band. >> do yon s in the chowchilla kidnapping. i got a tapestry. >> you know the tapestry? no, i was with you u wp until. k >> got the weird stuff with the blanket. yeah, i know. it's. i put it up on the wall a lot of really weird, like, internalized shame for noon at all. >> gthere is a. reason i can't decide where every move he took his wall blanket for peter.e. >> yeah, that's it.s four pieces of tape. mom walk whas in. >> what the is this?r at i don't know. it came from parks or he's at, the beach.
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every time someone walks by, he puts the blanket up over so he can't see. i. >> gat blink 180 two, blink one, 82. greg: t >> they're a band. yep. the kids liked him. >> i still like. like on 82. no, i'm sorry. no, i benefit all of you because none of you remember. >> we're old to remember lancelot. >> link? nope. hue of yh. lance link was a detective chimpanzee. yeah. like you could get these novelty at what it was called the sunset house before spencer's gift, and it would be holding a big mug of beer. lancelot ling muk. >> he would wear a jacket. the poor monkey probably was sufferins probabg. for kat right, you have time for another cat asks, can you name something you've experienced, good or barienced that you wish everyone else could experience? charliriencee you know, i wouldr you know, i would say hunting, killing deer, killing an animal. you're addressing it, bringing home feeling to your family. >> never experienced that.
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so that's that's a it's eye opening. yeah. eeding it to ourwhat you cat chk your booatk. >> i don't want everyone to have an emergency ileostomy surgery. it got reversed, by the way. yeah, i would wish that i wouldr wish that. anybody not to brag. evt toi'm. brag. anybody could experience having an ileostomy reverseanybodd. you go. which is also an incredibly painful experience exper. i don't know. a safari in africa. oh, but she went to africa, dave. >> yeah, i never talk about it. no, you don't. you don't think that i would want everyone to experience good or bad? i'd say. i'd say sitting in the chair inh at, the greg gutfeld exclamation point show that you never you never know what's going to happen here. >> and sometimes we finishnd yo the show and you turn to me>> ge to go thatg: and sometimes you go, that was awesome. yeah, that's true. people shoulawesome.ne in thd bk everyone in this audience should be able to sit in my chair and you should stay therte
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