i know you like to show your faith. maybe would you like something along the lines this. is a cross we made. >> what is that made out of? rhinestones. >> that is a diamond cross. you can have it in opal. >> i like the opal one. >> or sapphire. >> for you, lawyer, what you can imagine we will make happen. >> okay. those are fake jewels. are those real? >> we're in the diamond district, laura. >> that's another daredevil move. great to see you, i will find you in the city too. i want to see that. >> thank you, so much. >> i want to see the gold brick and see what people think it's worth. i want to bring it to jesse's studio. see what he thinks. he takes it from here. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime."

tonight. biden, abbott, the mexicans who blinks first? ♪ take me to church ♪ if i go to work, i get my freak on. >> jesse: the trump prosecution goes off the rails. >> do i have to do everything? >> we ask you keep a open mind, be respectful. be weird in our way. >> jesse: happy dei thursday, america. plus michelle obama for president. >> michelle, i know it's hard being in the office for eight years, but save us. >> jesse: nearly 1250 years ago our founding fathers debated the future of the government. the federalists wanted a strong central aoeudzed government. anti-federalists such as thomas jefferson believed government

powers should be derived from individual states joining together. debate between the two school of thoughts flourished in town halls and village squares. often so con ten shows swords and bayonets were drawn. some powers were assigned to the federal government like regulating trade. other powers assigned to the state governments like education. other powers were shared like the power to tax. the federal government has the power to wage war. under article four, section four of the constitutional the united states shall protect each state against invasion. but what if the federal government fails to protect the states against invasion? well the constitution says the states can protect themselves from invasion when they're invaded or face a imminent threat. the supreme court as gree in several cases.

reaffirming right of states to use military force in their own defense. you judge with your own eye it's the united states is being invaded. foreign nationals are breaching our shores by boat and sprinting through the beaches and disappearing onto the spraoets. these foreigns don't have a right to break into our country. that's not immigration. what you see on the screen is what every country in the world calls an invasion. they say it's not violent. but drugs, sex, human smuggling, and all of the crime and devastation associatepugh with that is violent. that is what violence is. so, why is biden treating the border like a turnstil for the third world. >> where are you going? >> s-d. >> you? >> san deeing. >> where are you going?

you, where are you going? where are you going? where are you from? >> new york. >> where are you going? >> new york. >> thank you. >> thank you. >> thank you. >> so, who do you want as president? a travel agent or a builder. look where biden stopped building the border wall. >> i'm in jacumba, california. this is the united states. over here on the other side is mexico. i will show you how easy it is to sneak across the border. alright now i'm in the united states. and astoy mexico. it's that easy across the border. people are just walking through just like this. >> jesse: the majority of the country believes we're invaded. fifty one counties in texas agree. the state officially declared a

invasion on the border. governor abbott is invoking self defense. >> -- so they empowered states in article one, section ten, the right of self defense. the biden administration has truly ab dedicated it's responsibility to secure the boarders and enforce the lays. texas has a right as a state to stop criminals from coming into our state. to make arrest of the criminals. >> jesse: the texas national guard is erecting more razor fencing. the supreme court ruled the federal government had the right to cut the fence but received the right for texas to throw it back up. the governor sen lifting a army of farmers and ranchers to lay razor wire across the border. twenty-five other states are

supporting abbott and echoing the right of self defense. razor wire is not enough. texas rangers are just just fence builders. they need to repel, report, detain and arrest what they declare an invasion. now it's called on joe biden to federalize the national guard. rip the power from abbott and let them stand down. let the invasion, as it's been declared, continue. this has only been used in extreme circumstances. first in the whiskey rebellion in 1792. it was used during the civil war, during desegregation and urban riots this. time it's different. the democrats would federalize the state's national guard to not protect our citizens. what does the white house say about that. >> the border patrol agents are allowed to cut flu the wire because of what the supreme

court has laid out. it's unfortunate we have had to go there. it's unfortunate the governor of texas, governor abbott, has politicized this. it's not making lives safer it's harder for law enforcement to do their job. >> binder says this makes the border patrol job harder. in away she is right. the job is to process illegals not catch and deport them. what is it about latin americans pouring into texas that democrats like? if russians were pouring in would biden let them in? if khaoeupby nationals were coming into hawaii on little ships would biden allow it? of course not. kamala told us what the goal is with texas. she admitted she doesn't want to stop the invasion she wants to

speed it up. >> what are the solutions. >> solutions include putting resources at the border to process people effectively and putting in place law that's allow for a meaningful pathway to citizenship. >> jesse: process more foreigners and put them on a pathway to citizenship. which means they vote. >> in a couple of presidential cycles on election night you will announce we're calling the 38 votes for texas for president. it's changing to a purple state and then a blue state because of the demographics and population growth because of the people from outside of texas. >> jesse: and while six million people are waiting for amnesty and voting rights the census counts them. >> i need more people in my district for redistricting purposes. those members could clearly fit here. >> jesse: democrats also want

the southern border invaded for crop picking and baby making. >> we need immigrants in this country. our vegetables would rot in the ground if they were not picked by many immigrants, many illegl immigrants. the fact is the birthrate in the country is way below replacement level. that means our population will start to slink. the ratio of people on social security and medicare will increase relative to the people supporting them. >> jesse: it doesn't matter your son drops dead from fentanyl, schools over crowded, wages go down. that doesn't matter. the tomatoes are ripe and texas turns blue. every state must stand with texas. if we lose that battle you're next. former texas governor rick perry joins us now. so, what is next, governor, if this thing looks to be on a

coalition course and doesn't stop? >> well here is what i think will happen from a political standpoint. it's intriguing to i wills ten to the castro brothers talk about texas turning purp and blue. they're dreaming. what this administration is doing is turning texas even more red and it's really going to start getting red along the border where the historic democratic party was strong. because of this open border and open crime and open problem we have with drugs and other things happening on the border of texas. those hispanic, historic democrats are becoming republicans. becoming republicans overwhelmingly. i would suggest to the castro boys they may of been talk ing about their pipe dream of seeing a blue texas. texas is going to be even redder from a political stand point.

now god bless governor abbott for what he's doing. he's fighting the fight. standing up doing what needs to be done in this country. i hope he, i hope he finds more buss and more airplanes to send these individuals further into the united states so the folks in new york and chicago and denver. those place that's are begging and telling us oh you cold hearted people in texas, you know we're a sanctuary city up here. you should be too. here is your chance to reflect that. i would suggest to i, it's just a bunch of blather. when they have to deal with this issue and the cost of it, the cost to their citizens. not just money but in crime. in having to deal with this from medicare stand point. deal with this public schools. they are going to wish they had always been on the side of law and order, building a wall, building the technology, having the quick response teams to

secure that border, like we did under the trump administration. i will suggest to you that november november of 24, short ten months you will see americans turning out in droves sending a message about, we are fed up. >> jesse: ya, i hope . so i know i thought that would happen, governor perry, i know very good. i hopeed that would happen during the midterms. it didn't happen the way i thought it would. texas use to be deep red. reagan won it huge. bush won it huge it has gotten more purpfull you look at the presidential margins. let me ask you going forward in the week and week after. what does it mean when governor abbott says we won't let you cut the fences down. we will put more up. biden says we're coming to cut them down. what does that look like?

>> if that's the image that joe biden wants to send all across the country that he is literally willing to go to war with one of his own states then you know good luck with that, mr. president. i am going to tell you the people of america are sick of this immigration problem that we have got. they know why it's happening. they will stand up with greg abbott, governor patrick, with the texas legislature and push back hard, as they should. this is just not acceptable. the people of america know it, jesse. >> jesse: alright. i think the book title "fed up" speaks to every american, at least the ones i talking. two thank you, governor. >> god bless you, brother. >> jesse: is michelle obama, running for president?

>> jesse: trump is in the strongest position he has been as a presidential candidate. he's beating biden by 6 points. the media tells us he's a raving lune i can. behind the scenes we see his campaign is a well oiled machine firing on all cylinders. his position is lean with seasoned pros. he's something voters have been begging for. "if he was to win and run the white house like his campaign he could reshape america and his government quicker and more lasting ways then he did in his first term." that scares the heck out of the press. >> like trump hitler was looked as a clown, a goon who could be

kept in line. >> think we're naive to think he's tricking people into picking him and then surprise he will act like a dictator. that's what he's selling and they're very eager to buy. >> jesse: anyone getting things done in washington has to be a dictator. we're so use to empty promises that the idea a politician could get elected and work quickly and efficiently is so foreign. that anyone promising change on day one has to be a strong man. they're terrified that trump my close the border, stop crime and drill. if you believe want to put america first, you're a nazi. if you want america not first you're a patriot. see they're conditioning us of making our country great. only the nazis wanted a great

country i guess. james says we can't normalize wanting a great country. >> there is a massive effort to normalize this. the new york times column, you see jp morgan chase the largest bank in the united states say they're right about some things. you see reporters, jason miller reminds me of a bunch of german reporters in a munich bar in 1935 saying he was a entertaining guy. he had great stories. nothing is normal about this. at all. >> jesse: is it me or do the democrats know they're about to lose. the press is so out of touch with the american people. they actually believe having a border racist, sprinting wars is dangerous, and high interest rates are great. they believe biden is fine. trump is in cognitive decline. >> use to make beer brewed here.

it is used. oh, thank you for the great lakes. >> jesse: we told you trump is beating biden in the polls but for one. one poll shows biden with an 84% approval. with who? the 1%. that is right america's wealthiest east and west coast media tech executives with advance degrees running dc and silicon valley believe biden is the best. they decide who is on tv, bills past, campaigns funded. the dirty secret is the professional class makes money and selling it for scrap. anyone tkpw*epbdz against it is smeared with a scarlet letter. wear it with a badge of honor. their d days are numbers.

this is scary when all want to do is make your country gate tkpwra*et again and they call you a nazi. >> jesse, i can't tell you how sadden i am by the clips you played. this means so much including my parents who fought tooth and nail to escape the soviet union to come here. we ray beak on of light and hope around the world. the united states is the single greatest nation on the planet earth. america's make up fighting with those they disagree with. we're the greatest country on the tpa*euts face of the earth because we have fought to remain united despite politics or anything else. shame on anyone messing with that. >> jesse: when your parents were in the soviet union, did they experience the propaganda you hear in the media today?

>> one behind percent this. is classic soviet propaganda. so they're distracted by the hatred for each other tkhoepbt realize what the leaders are doing for themselves, country and the future. i need people to understand that are list listening this division benefits the top, the elite, the one percent. if anything the division hurts us. the only way for us to rise it is to do the opposite that they want. realize our teachers, neighborrers and family members are not the enemy. the way to rise above this and prosper as advise aoulz and as a nation is to stand together against those looking at us, telling us they wants us divided. they're working overtime to divide us. the only way is to prove that's not the american way. >> jesse: pipko, i stand with you. everything else does. sorry to sadden you with the

video clips. we needed the message to get across. >> we will win, don't worry. >> jesse: we will. we have an update in the fanny willis lover boy schedule. a judge heard the information to release conversations. remember fanny partied with kamala last year. lover boy met with lawers and shift works with fanny. >> white house has it's fingerprints on all four criminal prosecutions of president trump. now they know they have a fingerprint on this case. >> jesse: this alleged affair and collusion with the white house is causing a local revolt in georgia. local county residents wants to defund the da office. >> there is abuse in the da office. >> i don't support what fanny willis is doing with my tax money. >> i'm disgusted what is coming

out of the da office as a tax payer. i'm done with the love aware with the special prosecutor. apparently guys like me need to court fulton county female executives if we want a free ride at all paid expense. >> jesse: fanny is turning fulton county into maga country. then something happened. something always happens. it was bizarre. >> take me to church i worship you dog. you're the light of my life. please forgive my sins, i get my freak on. i get my freak on. i write a check to say a few words. stkroeu to do everything.

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>> jesse: sometimes you just have to speed. >> st. jerome's hospital. [beep] >> hey, slow down. the first stage of labor could take hours. >> so could midtown traffic. >> oh, you stupid -- >> jesse: california democrats want to give big brother power to pump your breaks and prevent your car from going ten miles over the speed limit. they call the speed governor. scott weiner is bringing the bill to make it mandatory for

all new cars in 2027. your car will be tracked and control the pedal so you can't speed. drivers could temporarily disable the feature but give it a good reason. who has time to give your car a reason when your wife is in labor or you are being car jacked. pharmacies have our prescriptions, toiletries, greeting cards. you know the important stuff. in dc thieves ran a cvs out of business. kreupl tphaldz selling what though stole around the corner. weirdly people were okay with it. >> a lot of people can't afford what is in there. stealing isn't the solution, right. however, maybe provide more access for resources to unhoused

and low income folks for hare care, body care, hygiene care, etcetera. >> jesse: hare care, bodily care, hygiene care. primetime believes hare products are necessary. nobody believes that more than primetime. we don't think you can put carron the end of an item to justify stealing it. this guy is in an area rei care. then this guy he needs watch care. that's understandable. we need to be on time. cash care, this guy needed it so badly he was willing to shoot someone. or wine care. that i understand. who doesn't need a cold chard after a long day of doing crime. okay this guy is just a little car jacking. maybe they needed a ride. washington dc is suppose to be

america's crown jewel. the land of our founding fathers. place our laws are written. the people living there are conditioned to think the laws are not to be followed. city leaders have let it go to hell. someone wants to fix it. >> we will take over the horribly ran capitol of our nation, washington dc. it's a mess. clean up, renovate, rebuild our capitol city so it's no longer a nightmare of murder and crime. rather it will be the most beautiful capitol anywhere in the world. >> jesse: here now is dc resident alyssa dezuza. alyssa you have jacked tops and call it fashion care? >> no, i find it disturbing. i can't go to the store to buy simple deodorant. >> jesse: how about those stealing the deodorant and and hawking it for twice the price. >> it's ridiculous.

people should be held more accountable in dc. you have security officers in the local stores. they're just told they're just there to protect the employees. you know, not be able to arrest anybody for walking out with multiple products. it's really scary. >> jesse: so if you try to steal an employee then the security guard can do something. if you just steal every product in the store the security guy just has to watch? >> pretty much. it's going on in my area. it's really scare.y turning the corner and walking down the streets to just go shopping at any local store. it's scary being a female walking in the area. never knowing when you will get car jacked or something will be stolen off of you. >> jesse: is that why you carry place? >> it's nice to carry that it's been approved. i don't know how that protects me. >> jesse: alright. alyssa, stay safe. hype you get the deodorant that

you need. >> thank you. >> jesse: don't go anywhere it's dei thursday.

>> we will do this on a weekly basis. dei is something we must have. >> jesse: it's thursday you know what that means. yes, happy dei thursday. as allies of al sharpton primetime celebrates the holiday. denouncing whiteness at a mandatory orientation. a pamphlet read -- you still experience privilege. and students in attendance were told "white people are not exceptional." some may argue with that since the white founder of wisconsin was a little exceptional. in washington state politicians want to turn the term "sex

offender" to person who has committed a sex offense. or person with lived experience of committing a sex experience. that flows right off the tongue. they believe the sexual offender policy board, doesn't have enough sex offenders on it. oh, they want an indan on the board too. >> the foyer new members include a representative from a community organized, a representative from a federally recognized indan tribe in the state, a representative with lived experience of incarceration and a representative lived -- >> jesse: bringing back the warriors. after local democrat politicians got rid of the game in 2021 because mockery. the case was never really the

case. locals say they honored native americans not mocked them. a symbol of empowerment. primetime introduces you to an important advocate. >> hi i'm shatani this. style of costume is not only a last resort for furies. we have them we like how they look. not every fur suitor wants to be a cute stuffed animal. many envision our characters as something wilder. mine was designed for my persona. we ask for you to be respectful and let us be weird animal people in our way. >> jesse: let's bring in tomi. tomi, you look like want to talk about the furries. >> i'm telling you. i don't know what to do. we need a safe space for sanity for saned people. the in sanity has run a muck.

>> jesse: it's dei thursday. we're forced to celebrate courtesy of the reverend. i don't know about you. white people are not exceptional and i would put myself in the category. >> are you not. i tell you. i'm a san francisco 49 fan. you know how many white running backs there are, one. we have him. one out of 32 teams let's me know whaoeulz are not exceptional. we need diversity, he can quit and inclusion. i need you, jesse, and the rest of the white people to stand up and say we need more white running backs. >> jesse: we need more white rinning backs playing my team, the eagles and white corner backs. >> there hasn't been a white corner backing since jason seahorn. >> jesse: there will never be another one, tomi. tell me about the mascot game. i never heard of this before. you only hear stories about

canceling american indan mascots. they have reclaimed the indan mascot. a huge breaking story on dei thursday. >> well, first off we need more stories like that. we need the washington redskins back. i don't know what they're doing with the mascots and the fir fus they threw me off. couldn't they be a mascot for the insanity. i'm glad the school decided to stop just cow towing to liberal movements. makes no sense. yankees should be upset. yankees should be upset. >> jesse: the vikings. >> fighting irish. >> jesse: the raiders he looks white on the helmet. tomi, let's make the redskins the furies. the washington furies. >> yes. >> jesse: i like a lot of the sick kinky freaks in dc would love it. >> see that's another problem.

i know we make jokes and things. i enjoy that. allow it i watch the adults in furry outfits who are they trying to attract? we realize who is attractpugh with joe camel. what are these people doing as cuddly animals? think about it. i don't liking what it sets. dei. we need to have diversity, inclusion and equality. die. hopefully one day it will die. then eventually they will teach people to diy do. it yourself. >> jesse: you're right dei is doa on primetime. thank you, tomi, so much. see you later. >> thank you. >> jesse: before we go we can't finish dei thursday without phepblgsing biden's chief diversity and inclusion officer

is leaving. the first ever dei officer. we wish michael well and expect joe biden to fill the roll soon. also do democrats want to get rid of joe? johnny finds out. >> does joe biden deserve another four years? >> taxes are crazy. [beep]

>> jesse: a kaoerding to a gossip column in the new york post, michelle obama could be running for president. the plan biden announces he isn't running around may and michelle sweeps in at the convention. will it work? could the former first lady with our next president? johnny assembled a focus group. watch. >> remember her. >> michelle obama. >> love her. >> what is she up to. >> relaxing with her husband. >> i don't know. i don't want to know. >> living her life like the queen she is. >> ruling the world somewhere from behind the scenes. >> ruling joe biden. >> totally. >> this is hard. >> do you thunk she is running? >> exercising. she is staying in good shape. >> that would be fantastic. >> if obama ran again she was leaving him. she don't want to run. >> the same way hillary was

going. think it's good for michelle as well. >> it worked out for hillary. >> i hear them, i know. >> do you like michelle obama. >> she has a lot of good stuff out there. >> school lunches. >> yes. >> fruit juices. >> never heard of those. okay. >> went to africa didn't crazy like the coronavirus. she would be great. >> don't get me started. >> if michelle becomes president. barack obama is the first first gentleman. >> power to the people. >> want to be a first gentleman. >> i want my woman to take care of me. >> i don't want to think about that. >> am i scaring you? >> scared as heck? >> should michelle run against joe biden. >> we don't liking joe biden. >> joe is old for me. >> this is the first time we have a president we don't feel his presence. >> does joe biden deserve another four years.

>> not another day. >> does trump deserve another day in office. >> he's not there. >> the country is in shambles. >> taxes are crazy. i make more than i ever made and broker than i have ever been. >> i can't tell you how disappointed i feel every time she talks. >> she is a clown. >> who would you vote for michelle obama or joe biden. >> michelle obama. >> michelle obama. >> michelle obama. >> option c. someone else. >> would michelle obama beat trump. >> trump is for the pherpbgz. >> if michelle ran the black people would vote it's michelle. >> i would go with her over trump. >> i like trump. >> people want to see something different. >> everyone loves change. >> barack obama ran on hope and change. nobody ha* change in their pockets. >> the rich people did.

er. >> i'm surprised how many money i have got. >> michelle had a famous line. >> we will low. >> we go wide, we go around. we go long. >> we go high. >> we go low, kick them in the butt. >> michelle is a big fan of jesse watters primetime. what do you tell her. >> go high. tkweufrpblgts long. >> go short. whatever want. >> if you go against trump i will vote trump. anyone else you have my vote. >> if we get trump we will die. >> die. >> you don't feel he killed us. >> pinch yourself. feel that? >> yes. >> you're alive. >> jesse: i was caught eating soup in public with a spoon. i was alone at a bar. it was new england clam chowder. that's acceptable. it was very thick.

also johnny got carded while he was ordering -- pino gri -- the most girly order i heard when he handed his id to the waitress it was cut in half. another thing when you do stretch as loan, especially the child pose, you shouldn't walk in on anyone doing a child pose. it's a very personal stretch. no man should be seen doing the child pose. if the door is closed it's closed for a reason, people. also go get my book. you can preorder it. "get it together." same place johnny interviewed those people about michelle obama. interviewed a junky who was homeless. found out y how he became

homeless. it all added up. it all adds up when you get it together. let's do text. theresa from jersey. stop the crisis giving them maga hats. they wouldn't let in. no biden phone, maga hat the wall goes up. joe, texas is living the alamo all over again. you heard perry he's fed up. jim from minnesota. eagle pass, texas home of the biden library. will there be books in the biden library? some how i doubt it. steve from indiana no deodorant in dc, that's not causing it to stink. it's the swaupl and the cannabis. michelle y have stores anymore. just have a drive up window. hopefully that doesn't lead to more car jackings. can't drive quickly from a car

jacking in california anymore. they have the speed governor. ray from indiana the car jacker needed a little car care. sam from mount joy, pennsylvania. jesse, we have a furry in my to in. everyone called him gritty. yes, nice mascot you have there. john from queens, what would be your fursona? huh, probably mini poodle. don't pull open my hood. james from rhode island. dei thursday makes me want to drink everything in sight. don't order white wine like johnny. especially when it's all guys. that's for and you your woman. that's it. that's it for tonight. remember i'm waters and this is my world.