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invasions or burglaries. one little neighborhood. one nice neighborhood. where can you go in america that you are safe? >> laura: again, leadership matters. you have to vote for people who are actually going to be line order. if you are voting for bad leadership you get a lot of crime. new episodes of "america's most wanted" are available on fox nation this monday. it's always great to see you. thanks so much. come back soon. >> thanks for having me, laura. >> laura: what a week it's been. new hampshire, the border shenanigans. there's going to be a lot more next week, and we've had a lot of fun. hope you did, as well. that's it for us tonight. remember, set your dvr and always stay connected with "the ingraham angle." check social media for all the behind-the-scenes stuff. thanks for watching. remember, it is american now and, you bet, forever. jesse watters takes it from here. have a great weekend. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime." tonight --
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>> you've got donald trump saying let fentanyl flit across the border and kill americans. spew on democrats, the border, and a little hocus pocus. >> this is the embankment where it's been dug out. easily big enough to fit a bed. >> jesse: the solutions to the homeless crisis. caves. >> my husband is at work making a paycheck, my coparent is at the day care center with our kids, and i'm going to get coffee and read a novel. spew an american throuples are everywhere. what you need to know. plus... ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jesse: welcome to a special edition of "jesse watters primetime." every great nation has had this in common: great walls. the athenians have the most beautiful metropolis in the world. it was an open target to foreign
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navies since athens was perched on the coast. it was a wall that made the city impenetrable during their war with sparta. the byzantines fortified their city with walls that towered over 40 feet tall, and for over a millennium it prevented enemy armies from penetrating. the most famous wall, the great wall of china. for decades, american politicians have traveled to china and marveled at its 13,00. since america's founding, both parties have protected our border. it is common sense. everyone inside of america, republican or democrat, requires protection. we are a nation of immigrants, but we are also a nation of laws. it is wrong and ultimately self-defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years, and we must do more to stop it. >> we simply cannot allow people
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to pour into the united states undetected, undocumented, unchecked. >> no great nation can be in a position where they can't control their border. >> jesse: since democrats no great nations control their borders, they must not want america to be great. they are literally running against a man whose motto is "make america great again," so in opposition, 8 million illegals pour into the country in just three years. ellis island processed 12 million immigrants in 60 years. that's 200,000 a year. biden is importing 300,000 a month. if biden gets reelected, his presidency will have opened the doors to more foreigners than ellis island. ellis island documented everyone who came in in an organized system. today, illegals are running in. they are landing on the shores of california, running up the beaches like it's d-day.
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biden wouldn't let novak joke of djokovic in because he wasn't vaxxed. not for the greatest tennis player of all-time. on border security, democrats have spent three years saying nothing and doing even less. breaking and has never been easier. >> [speaking spanish] >> jesse: but it's an election year, so democrats want you to forget they made an open table app for illegals to make reservations to break into the country. forget about how they blew holes
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in the portal for antelopes and how they lost track of 85,000 migrant children. the democratic party is now transitioning. the democrats now identify as border hawks. chuck schumer is writing a border security bill in secret. no one has seen it, but if we know chuck schumer, its amnesty. no wall, no deportations. it codifies current migrant flows. why would republicans be chumps and go for a weak bil when a dictator can fix it on day one? >> they want to se use it for a plague. i think it's a disgrace with the republican party and donald trump are doing. it's hidden in plain sight. he sent out a tweet saying kill it, and these guys are so weak. it is so pathetically weak, this republican party. >> jesse: because trump and republicans are not voting for
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chuck schumer's shamnesty, they say they have blood on their hands. >> you say donald >> you have donald trump saying let fentanyl and illegal immigrants keep flooding over the border. let's not have a solution. this whole donald trump idea that keeping the border open is a winner for republicans strikes "the wall street journal" and most sane americans as just crazy. >> jesse: so trump cut illegal immigration and half in four years, but biden walks into office and packs his policies up with executive orders on day one, and set all-time record highs for border crossings, fentanyl debts, sex trafficking, and cartel revenue. and now you're telling me that the guide is going to fix it? has o.j. found the killers yet? i mean, come on. biden-harris broke the immigration system, want republicans to sign off on leaving it broken, call it a
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solution, and then get credit for it. >> our immigration system is broken. and it needs to be fixed. we have right now a proposal for $14 billion, so that we can put more resources to address this very situation. and really trying to compel. and participate in the solution. but, sadly, we want to fix it, they want to run on it. they want a political issue to run on in november. >> jesse: republicans are participating in the solution by putting up razor wire. you cutting it down, kamala. >> the supreme court ruling didn't say we had to take this down. it said they could cut it. so they can cut it all they want. we are going to replace it. this is working, and in this park there were thousands and
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thousands of people crossing every day. thousands. i just checked. no one's crossed today. we've got it covered. mr. president, you say you want to secure the border? texas has secured it. leave it alone. >> jesse: the texas governor is mobilizing the national guard to do the job joe biden and kamala harris refused to do, and other media is begging the white house to stop republicans from securing the border. listen. >> at what point does the president step in and say, enough of that, these are american soldiers, and federalizing the national guard and ordering them to let the border patrol do their jobs, because they took an oath to put the constitution and i am the commander in chief? when does that -- when does he not become enough? >> i'm just not going to get into speculations on any actions the president is going to take at this time, and i'm going to reiterate, if these republican governors actually carried --
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>> jesse: first of all, why is the media begging to keep the border open when they know it's killing biden's reelection chances? second of all, not going to get into speculations? speculations? third of all, "is these republican governors actually carried?" now i know i'd binder keeps hanging around the white house. she's the only one who makes biden appear articulate. and most republicans do care. they passed t the house bill asd you to secure the border. schumer ignored it. they've been flying and busing illegals to sanctuary cities just to wake you up. now ten red states are sending national guard to texas. but for all the white house's tough talk today, biden blinked. he gave texas a deadline friday to let border patrol into the choke point that texas had commandeered to cut down the razor wire. but biden border patrol wasn't let in, and not a single razor wire was cut down.
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razor wire is growing like a lead on the border thanks to abbott, guys. nobody effs with the biden, so they threw a wrench into the texas economy. texas is america's largest natural gas exporter, and our european allies are begging for gas since they are off the russian pipelines. so instead of boosting american energy and jobs and saving our allies from the russians, petty joe biden was peeved at abbott and blocked a major nat naturals export plan in the goals. all that over a little razor wire. democrat love razor wire when it protects them. democrats draped razor wire around the capitol for months. they were throwing razor wire like christmas tinsel. "keep out, you smelly deplorables." did the razor wire around the capitol make it harder for the capitol police officers to do their job? i don't think so.
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protecting democrats from americans? razor wire. protecting americans from foreign trespassers? cut the razor wire. someone might get picked yeah, this is the party of border security. oh, and other the party of law and order, too. eric swalwell saw a carjacking video on his instagram feed and now wants prosecutors fired. he says, "we practice going out to the back seat to get our kids out of the car if we get carjacked. this is not normal. soft on violent crime prosecutors are letting too many dangerous people threaten our kids." swalwell's party defunded the police, elected soft on crime prosecutors, and installed no cash bail. but swalwell is not the brightest. he slept with a chinese spy and thought the coronavirus came from a pangolin. they'll say anything in an election year, but remember, after the election, they'll do absolutely nothing.
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jim hansen joins me now. jim, what is actually happening down in texas? >> the greatest thing about federalism is the states get to do the right thing at the federal government won't. nobody knows how this plays out when you get supreme courted, but when it plays out in the court of public opinion, it is as one side wants to protect people from an illegal alien invasion and the other wants to continue its open border policy and doesn't care about all the damage that does. i think that is something that is a winner for our side. does anybody really think, in an election year, that biden is going to roll tanks on the texas national guard? i hope he does. >> jesse: i mean, either way, his bases going to get angry. if he rolls tanks down there, the press is going to have his head. and if he starts cutting down razor wire, the whole country is going to vote him out of office. so, i mean, he's really put in a
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tough spot here. i don't know what he does. i know he's trying to get back at texas by blocking the natural gas export plan. this guy is a real nasty guy. >> that's one thing we've seen about him all along, is he will use any piece of power to maintain the power the dems have aggregated for themselves. i think the nice thing here was the first governor abbott stood up, and then the rest of the republican governors stood up and got his back. that to me was a very telling moment. it said, we are not going to just allow the president of the united states to abdicate his authority and the oath he took to protect and defend the constitution, and let our citizens be put in jeopardy because he wants a new voter base. it ain't gonna happen. i love seeing that. >> jesse: if trump gets reelected and started locking down the border, do you think all these republican governors are going to run the other way? it's always like, when you need
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then, they're never there, though in its posturing, they show up. >> the funny thing is, if you want to border policy that works for all the things the democrats now seem to be highly in favor of, there was one in 2018 and 2019, and it worked perfectly. they don't actually want one. they want the appearance of one that still keeps the borders open. the things they put out so far would still allow 5,000 illegals a day to just run through. that is there cut down, which is $2 million a year. they want to project their lack of interest in this and pretend it's the republicans who don't want it, and i think people are little too smart for that. >> jesse: 2 million is not a solution. we are not going for that anymore. have a great weekend. behave yourself in that radical castle it looks like you built for yourself down there. >> not a chance. >> jesse: all right. well, joe biden has a m
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♪ ♪ >> jesse: a shocking ruling today in new york. a jury ordered former president trump to pay writer e. jean carroll $83.3 million for defaming her. alexis mcadams is here with the details. what happened? >> huge number, bigger than some might have expected. but, in that trial today, her team said trump thinks he's above the law and this huge number of $83 million is meant to show him he's not. just a short time ago, earlier tonight, a smiling e. jean carroll walking right out of that courthouse in new york city after the author was awarded almost $100 million. this case centers around defamation for comments trump made back in 2019 when he was president of the united states.
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the jury of nine people today deciding that trump acted maliciously with the motivation to injure carroll. the jury only took about three hours to come out with his verdict today, and it was a tense day in court. how tense? at one point see a lock right out of the courtroom ignoring carroll's lawyers' closing remarks, as they said it's time to make the former president pay for his actions. trump's team fired back in court all day saying this case had more holes in it than swiss cheese, again saying that trump never intended to hurt carroll but said he should have to not pay for other people's cn social media. during the trial, his lawyer was in hot water, a judge telling her she would go and lock up if she went off course and wanted her to stay professional. so trump took to truth social not long after he walked out and posted saying, "absolutely ridiculous. i fully disagree with both verdict and will be appealing this whole biden-directed
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witch hunt focused on me and the republican party. our legal system is out of control and being used as a political weapon. they've taken away all first amendment rights. this is not america." and the lawyer says this whole thing is a hoax. watch. >> we will immediately appeal. we will remind you all of one thing -- i will continue with president trump to fight for everybody's first amendment right to speak. why? because president trump is leading in the polls and now we see what you get in new york. >> >> jesse: it's >> the question that many people have tonight that are watching, how did the jury end up with $83 million, that big number? it's broken down into two types of damages. carroll team was awarded $83 million from the statement back in 2019. carroll said those damaged her reputation and caused her mental anguish. so the second is for punitive damages. this is the big money,
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$65 million they are. and that was aimed at punishing trump, according to the judge and lawyers, to stop him from doing it again. in addition to this case, it's not over yet. speed trump has four criminal cases. including the case that could stop him from ever doing business in new york city. but i think $83 million in surprising people at home because we heard about $10 million or $12 million. >> jesse: he said she's not my type and that's $83 million? >> they want them to not talk about this case. they already paid her and said what he did is wrong, he sexually abused her. so they didn't want him to talk any more. they said they have to hit him where it hurts and he has to pay at. >> jesse: thank you so much, alexis. this is the time of year when every campaign should start kicking into high gear. campaign stops, tv interviews, retail politics. but biden's schedule, completely empty today.
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he's not acting like the guy whose approval is at 33%, and he's four points behind trump in the real clear politics average. if the election was held today, that's a landslide. the president should be running like he's two touchdowns down in the fourth, but instead he's handing the ball off and letting the clock run. yesterday joe and flew to wisconsin, wandered around in a wet parking lot, look for a place to stand. he doesn't talk to anybody. nobody talks to him. if you didn't know he was president, i mean, watch that. you have no idea who's president. later he snapped a picture with a few union guys at a bar. he doesn't drink. and he had his hard hat on backwards. blue-collar joe doesn't really know how to wear the gear. if trump put a hard hat on backwards, it would be a three day scandal. while joe is being goofy in the rust belt, the backup quarterback was slinging it in south carolina. newsom did everything a candidate should be doing.
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he met with voters, eight hush puppies, even went to a retirement home where the golden gals were overheard saying "that's a nice glass of tea." and then the nice glass of tea went on tv to peacock. >> we keep crushing it. democrats, we keep crushing it. look at all the elections you won, democrats. you keep winning. you keep outperforming. pat yourselves on the back. our message is working. our values are american. >> jesse: newsom is like the democrat mistress that will do things for you that biden just won't. like go on fox news. >> do you feel like you're making a difference when you go on fox news? >> everybody wants to be loved. this fundamental notion, we are just human beings. and i love and respect people i disagree with. i don't want to talk down or passed anybody. quite the contrary. i want them to know i'm listening, as well, and i do listen to fox. hard.
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it is hard. >> jesse: we will go too hard on you tonight, gav, but what about biden? should he come on fox for some love, too? >> you think president biden should do fox interviews? >> i wonder now if i should do anymore after the last few appearances. [laughs] i'll leave that prison invited. >> newsom doesn't think biden can hack it on fox. and he's right. but if i were biden, i'd be worried, because south carolina looks like they love gavin. you always have to watch her understudies. if i'm out sick and a fill-in host has a great show, and never calling out again. you can't have the backup upstage you and not expect a quarterback controversy. he's also sending a message to michelle obama. "i'm doing the dirty work in south carolina." getting coordinated in chicago won't be that easy. i won't let it be. tudor dixon is the host of "the tudor dixon podcast." when you look at gavin and you look at biden, if you're a
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democrat, what do you see? >> some presidential candidates have surrogates. i see vultures here. this is someone waiting to pick the corpse. let's be honest, this is what it really truly is. he's waiting for him to die. he doesn't even want to talk about him when he's talking about fox news. he's like, who? no, no, no. let me love the people. i'll pretend i love them. this is like that snake a boyfriend who keeps coming back and goes, "but baby, i'm going to treat you real good this time." everybody wants a little love, and how could they not love this?" he's gross pay but it's working. >> jesse: you've never had a boyfriend like that, i'm sure. >> that's why i know how bad he is! everywoman america is like, oh, my gosh, yeah, that's who he is. that's what he wants to do to republicans. but let's face it, he's out
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there and he's doing his job. it's gavin newsom, governor potato head who's out there today in michigan. governor potato head has a whole article about her that says she is, quite honestly, going to be the president this year. our press corps wrote that they think there's a really good chance that governor whitmer's president come this year. she gets elected in two president this year in this election. they are just all sitting there looking like, when is he going to die? did not even about him stepping out of the race now. let's face it, we all know that. >> jesse: i don't know if it's waiting for him to die, maybe just a trip and fall and get slotted in at the convention in chicago where michelle obama will also be. what do you know? it's in her hometown. this could get interesting, and "primetime" will take our show on the road in chicago, and we hope to see you there, tutor. >> that's my home stomping grounds. i'll be there.
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>> jesse: police found guns, drugs stashed into the compound, but that's to be expected. the city of modesto caught wind and kicked the cavemen out of their cribs in the name of safety, because they've held up fine for at least a decade. >> i've known about those for like the last ten years. >> the caves that are here now come another cleaned out and is more caves along the river here. >> there is. and these other spots where people live, too. >> jesse: shooting up heroin? sign. living in caves? too dangerous, might collapse. in california you're supposed to die on the streets outside of the chipotle. now the caves are getting gutted and towns cleared out 8,000 pounds of trash last weekend, and it looks like california is on a tear. more caves were found in a river bank 10 miles north. those people i said to have had electricity and water, but they got the boot, as well. now they are all back on the streets where gavin wants them. or maybe in a taxpayer-funded
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shelter run by well-connected cronies. why are we kicking out the cavemen? who cares if they living in caves? out of sight, out of mind. let me ask you a question: would you rather have a homeless guy in a cave, or outside your office? my next guest is absolutely going to disagree with everything i just said. tracy rojas lives across the street from the caves, and she joins me now. tell me where i'm going wrong. >> okay, so, the whole concept of "just let them live and stay there, they're not bothering anyone," it's more than that. it's a safety structure issue. at least in my neighborhood, this whole area here, families walk with their dogs, children play. bikes. it's a family-based community, and to know that these caves are 20 feet below us, it is
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downright scary. those caves go well into the grounds here. what is to stop them from going under the houses, under my house, into my yard? >> jesse: so they can burrow underneath your house and tunnel up through your den and maybe steal something out of your fridge? >> or swim in my pool. >> jesse: or swim in your pool, or raid the fridge, anything. have any of the kids read in their bicycles into the caves? >> four kids yesterday just went over the embankment to go look at the caves the caves. >> jesse: are there women were just cavemen? >> i think it is cave families, honestly. >> jesse: are there cave throuples? >> there may be couples but we did see children's clothing and one of them, so i want to say families and couples. >> jesse: and perhaps throuples. there were fires being lit inside of these caves. what other accoutrements did
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they have? >> they had electricity, they had lighting, they had wall hooks where you could hang your jackets if you wanted to. food, a mattress laid out. it is quite intricate. i've never honestly seen anything so detailed. and it had to have taken many months to get to that level. >> jesse: i mean, they're almost civilized. they want you to hang up your jacket so it doesn't get wrinkled. at least there's a little bit of progress. well, listen -- i really don't want them burrowing into your living room and sharing thanksgiving dinner with you guys. i hope you guys either learn to live with the cavemen, or maybe they can build caves somewhere else. but i thought it was a good solution to them all sleeping outside of my office, your office, and everybody's apartment building in the city, but maybe there's not a place for them. they'll just be nomadic and wander the earth. tracy, god bless you. >> maybe. you, too.
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♪ ♪ >> jesse: cops have the hardest job in the world, besides cable news anchors. sure, some days are boring, but at any minute they can find themselves in a life or death situation. traffic stops are the worst. anything can happen. you don't know who you're pulling over. you are by yourself, no backup. things can go sideways like that. last week, something to go sideways in oklahoma. watch. >> jesse: incredible reaction from that state trooper. he goes flying and rolls like a ninja back onto his feet without missing a beat. the state trooper walked away with just a couple of scratches, and now he's eager to get back to work. the drivers of both cars were not seriously injured, and police are still investigating the cause of the crash. "primetime" is fascinated by relationship dynamics. we want to know what makes men
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and women tick. in our quest to better understand the human condition, we have learned a thing or two, but mainly, the more people you add to a relationship, the trickier it gets. alex, are you in their relationship with these two women? or are these two women in a relationship with you? >> [laughs] thank you for having us, jesse. yes, i'm in a relationship with both these beautiful women. >> jesse: are they in a relationship with each other? >> we are in a sister wife relationship. >> jesse: is there any jealousy at all? put it out there on live television, just a smidge. >> [laughs] >> definitely. jealousy is a human thing. it's what we do. >> jesse: that sounds complicated. but you know what? so his parenting. kids throw tantrums, the trip and fall, they make messes you didn't even think were possible. between working, taking care of a kid, and cleaning up after them, there's never enough time
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in the day to get anything done. even if there's three of you in the relationship. >> my husband is at work making at paycheck, i coparent is that the day care center with our kid, and i'm good have a cup of coffee and work on my novel. sometimes we are like, do we need a fourth person involved here? >> jesse: hillary said it takes a village, but i didn't realize the whole village had to sleep together. between the three people, they can't find a single mother-in-law to babysit for just a few hours while the guy writes his novel? they can't find a nanny? biden led 300,000 immigrants into the country last month. not one nanny? so, nope, they're going straight to a fourth lever. this may be the strongest proof that bidenomics isn't working. it's cheaper to have four people then hire a sitter. this throuple makes one thing clear -- there's not enough throuple representation.
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because what america needs now more than anything our threesome relationship story lines being produced on the disney channel. >> there are lots of people who are very happily single parenting or raising their children, that's great for you. but for those of you thinking about doing something different, i want you to know, it's possible to do so. because there's no representation of us. there is no "bluey" upset about people's three parents. >> jesse: welcome to the new nuclear family. host of "emily saves america," emily wilson. emily, do you know any throuples? >> no, i don't. i tend to hang out with more normal people. >> jesse: because one of my producers knows two sets of throuples. one, three dudes, and one, two chicks with one guy. >> well, first of all, i think we should go back to the original video. i don't know if we should be taking advice from someone wearing a t-shirt that says "wish you were queer."
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we know statistically children do the best growing up in a two parent household. when we say it takes a village, i totally support that and agree with it. i think the villages grandparents, aunts and uncles, friends. i don't think they are just random sexual strangers. >> jesse: i think you're being close-minded, emily. yes, perhaps children grow up better when there's a mother and father, but have you ever experimented with children growing up with throuples? i don't think you have. >> no, i haven't, and i would assume this is not going to go well, kind of like with everything else we are seeing right now. i say that we have done this for millions of years, it's gone perfectly well. why fix it if it's not broken? >> jesse: do you think that having a throuple would maybe create some complications? not just in the bedroom, emily. i'm just talking about household division of labor, or maybe the checkbook. >> well, i don't know.
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you're adding one more person in, so financially things are going to go up. at the same time, i guess these are the same people who are antifeminism, so all the women will be working. maybe it might not be so bad for them. >> jesse: are you going to buy this guy's novel? because i am. >> i'm on preorder already. aren't you? >> jesse: as long as he writes about his throuple, i'm in. it's probably the only thing interesting. that's two books total. that's all he's going to sell. emily, have a great weekend. maybe you can find some throuples out there, because i've already got two i know of. >> l, you are two ahead of me and you're going to stay that way. >> jesse: i'm very bougie out here in new york. i'll see you later. "sink or swim" is next. ♪ ♪
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time for sink or swim.
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tonight abby hornacek will be battling kat timpf who is wearing glasses or gives her an intellectual advantage. here's the question. wet and weird. it's no secret that moms like to have a glass of red wine. one celebrity mom has admitted she loves to eat in the shower because it's satisfying and saves time. is it jessica biel or drew barrymore? >> whoever chose both of these people did a great job. >> that's a foul. she gets minas one. >> at first i thought whatever i don't really care. >> she is sticking with it. and drew and jessica? >> it is jessica. i think i saw it earlier. abbey said i couldn't change. abby makes the rules. >> are we going to see it. >> take a bite or sip and put it on the ledge. then you do you thing. wash her hair, keep the so out. that's a big deal. it's pretty simple. >> the game is under protest.
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i thought this was your show. you're letting her make the rules on your show? [ crosstalk ] >> let's move on. come out, come out. the more everyone watches joe biden the more they rather see him stay inside. that includes the folks over at cnn. which analyst has a following advice for joe biden? stay hidden and do not campaign? who said it? >> i'm going to hide my paddle this time. >> i actually saw this. >> i didn't even look at abby. she's got the glasses. she's looking at the reflection. have her do it again. >> if i were biden, i would stay hidden. you should probably stay hidden, kat. she is talking a lot. >> this game got ridiculous. at least you are honest. young americans are having a
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hard time in joe biden's economy. a lot are saddled with student debt. this tv host has a message for them. shut up and get a job. was it joy behar or greg gutfeld? >> i feel like it's greg gutfeld is too much of a lay of. i will go with reverse psychology. >> she knows. she is shaking the paddle. >> they have to work multiple jobs. >> there is a million job openings in this country. >> this is kat's chance to get back in the game. you have to get it right and you have to get it wrong and we will see what happens. love is in the air except on this set. the former trump arrival told trump and his new hampshire victory speech i just love you. was it vivek ramaswamy or tim scott? i just love you. who said that? no looking. >> i feel like he would be the kind of guy that would say that. >> it's a shame. i just love you.
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that's why he's a great politician. >> i have a question. do you have a tiebreaker? >> we will take it to the tiebreaker since the game is under protest. i will get hit with a paddle. how many beers did jason kelce drink with shirtless partiers at the chiefs and bills game? he had the big beer belly and hair all over his chest. how many beers did he say he drank? >> 17. >> i feel like 25. maybe 34. >> abby is closest. 40. >> 40 beers? >> that's what he said. >> he said he drank 40 beers. >> the tiebreaker is under protest. >> that's the issue with the brother, whatever his name is. >> it's making me feel bad that
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she lost. that's making me feel bad. >> i will just put this on and celebrate. >> thank you. as you know i'm a self-help book connoisseur. i need a lot of help. i read a great one called stop worrying and start living. dale carnegie, obviously, the king of self-help books. i'm not a big warrior and didn't think i was. now i am so relaxed. even when my flight was delayed for five hours i was relaxing in a middle seat in the economy and didn't care. that's how much i don't worry. red the book. let's do texts. scott from kentucky, say what you will about bidenomics but it's created a ton of razor wire manufacturing jobs. they were going to buy stock in razor wire. woody from florida. abby should fly up to delaware and tear down the wall around
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biden's private residence. you might see hunter in there and might knock first. grace from florida. gavin went to the retirement community because he was looking for a place for joe. just scouting it out. you will like it. chris from kansas. don't worry, the cave people won't swim in the pool. they will be then her pool. that would be a sight to see. mary from iowa. would you have an absolute cow if vagrants were tunneling near your home? flood the tunnels just like gaza. no problem. mike from michigan. biden's hard hat was on right. it's his head that was on backwards. very good. even kat almost laughed at that. that's all for us tonight. always remember kat is protesting and i am watters and this is my world.

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