donald trump's tax returns were unlawfully leaked to the public? well, today the former irs contractor responsible was sentenced to five years in prison for his actions. the judge called the leak a "intolerable attack on our constitutional democracy," and stated that trump was under no obligation to release his returns. nbc news loved it. we've got it right here. oh, he paid taxes. oops, we didn't know that part. unfortunately that's all the time we have this evening. set your dvr so you never, ever missed an episode of "hannity." foxnews.com, hannity.com, and of course we appreciate you making this show possible. in the meantime, let not your heart be troubled. why? of course greg gutfeld is standing by to put a smile on your face. have a great night. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> greg: oh, yeah! happy monday, everybody! [laughs] all right. yeah. ooh, the power! america's least popular reality show is still going strong. yes, i'm talking about the bachelor, southern border. [laughter] millions of illegals, most of whom seem to be healthy young men are walking away from all the other gals in the world to cozy up to the world's most eligible bachelorette -- that sexy lady in the long flowing gown. yeah, the statue of liberty. or, as i like to call it, six. [laughter] i mean, come on. we could have done better.

so many hotter immigrants. still, a migrant traveling from venezuela will literally walk through six other countries before hitting the texas border. how did they do that to? i go five blocks and i'm exhausted. [laughter] so is my driver. [laughter] now, if you are so desperate that you have to flee on foot without a visa or even a passport, aren't you desperate enough not to be choosy? wouldn't you be satisfied with the first reasonable option? and not everyone gets to marry the prom queen. i mean, i was dumped by mine. [laughter] because she was too much into cheerleading practice and getting good grades. that, and i was 48. ]audience reacts] but why come here when there are so many places before us with people who speak the language and have better food? well, it's simple.

roughly six seconds after a saggy dented ass hit the oval office chair, joe threw out a look at him matt. he put up sign in in mexico saying that you get free meals and sex changes if you murder someone. on top of that, the event just presented a plan giving $1.6 billion to latin american countries partially in the form of prepaid debit cards for migrants. the u.n. gets 20% of its budget from us, so we are actually paying the migrants to come here. and what do you know? suddenly the u.s. had roughly 10 million new contestants that decided we are the one. which is why it's about time to replace the statue of liberty's torch with a can of pepper spray. [laughter and applause] metaphorically -- a good analogy. not literally. i don't think they make them that big. because the white house has

turned the statue of liberty into a $10 waterfront hooker. no surprise, takes progressivism until its inevitable end point. don't get paradise, you get chaos. no person is illegal? everyone's welcome? that sounds great in my hot tub until the entire nation of bolivia shows up. then it sounds great. [laughter] so what's the damage? you get a tug-of-war over razor wire, an event verging on a constitutional crisis. there's also the well-deserved impeachment hearings for a dhs secretary alejandro mayorkas, who looks like a cross between james carville and a kaiser roll. [laughter] he is a border czar only a cartel could love. impeach away, but let's not get distracted. the administration has painted themselves into a corner, which is why they are now changing the rules. suddenly we are being told he must negotiate, that we are close to achieving bipartisan legislation. bipartisan. makes you wonder who they are

trying to buy. after all, why the hell to be have to negotiate a border? was in that part of the original deal? the truth is we don't need legislation. it's not that hard. see, when the great orange wall known as trump came into office, he instituted the policy called remain in mexico. which, by the way, is the exact same thing i told menudo. [laughter and applause] and they did. but it was just that, an executive order, a policy issued by the president. all it took was a pen and a phone, two things that biden confuses all the time, which is why he has ink all over his face. [laughter and applause] so, like most brilliant ideas, remain in mexico was simple and it works. all it meant was that migrants traveling through mexico to claim asylum here had to wait in mexico for their cases to be heard in the u.s. court. since progressives threw up every barrier to deportation they could think of, that could

take three years. three years waiting around. but now, on the mexican side of the border, sony asylum claims would plummet to win instead of a luxury hotel they get a motel 6. no longer can you dream of trimming nancy pelosi's hedges, or screwing arnold schwarzenegger. [laughter] and so, as expected, tent cities began to spring up down there and mexico started looking as bad as downtown seattle. and so mexico started enforcing its own southern border to keep migrants out. imagine that, remain in mexico was such a good idea it created two different southern borders. but since this good idea was trump's, it had to be undone, which is like refusing to cash in a winning lottery ticket because you don't like the cashier's tie. the left hates trump so much, they come out against banging supermodels.

[laughter and applause] thank you. i think that deserves applause. so it's not hard to see why the republicans consider this supposed bipartisan boarded bill as dead on arrival, as joe hims. it should never have been alive to begin with. and to the horror of the media, republicans aren't falling for it, which is why nut cases like morning joe now accuse republicans and trump of murder. [audience reacts] >> as mitt romney said, people are suffering right now. fentanyl flooding across the border. illegal immigrants streaming across the border. democrats and republicans in the senate know how to stop it. >> yeah. >> and donald trump won't do it. it is immoral. >> all right, all right, control yourselves! that's what i'm here for! to call them dip [bleep].

[laughter and applause] i'll take it. what is immoral, you gas bags, is your phony display of outrage now after three years of this crap. either those two are stupid, or they're playing stupid. but they're not smart enough to pretend to be this dumb. [laughter] >> that's deep. >> greg: it is deep. thankfully, unlike those bozos, we are not falling for it. the point is remain in mexico still works. just as easily as trump did it and biden undid it, he can redo it. it's not like we're asking them to tie his shoes or acknowledge his own grandkid. no negotiations, no legislation. we don't need to spend more millions on the border. that's [bleep]. hell, he need money, take what you got from selling off the border wall and buy a nice new pen and practice signing your name, if you can remember it.

[cheers and applause] let's welcome tonight's guests! and she played with the press like it was three dhs. cohost of "outnumbered," kayleigh mcenany. you might recognize him as the guy who brought your luggage up to your room. host of "fox news saturday night" and author of "cancel culture dictionary" available in stores tomorrow, jimmy failla! [cheers and applause] and he is so hot, his wife has to wear oven mitts. chef and restaurant to her, andrew bruel! [applause] and, like the lions, she's from detroit and not going to the super bowl. "new york times" best-selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf! [applause] kayleigh, welcome to the show. you know what? i think the dems really screwed

up here. if they had actually created a real deal with solutions, then if trumped or the republicans didn't act you can say, you don't want to solve this problem. but they actually introduced a bill that was just a crap sandwich, and everybody knows it. it's codifying illegal immigration and saying, come on in, that was the solution. what say you? >> kayleigh: first i will say i forgot my diligently researched notes, so this could get wild. jimmy said i could use his, so thank you. look, the talking points here -- and that's what they have, talking points -- our delusion. mayorkas begins by saying i have operational control. more people coming in the preparation of 32 different states. then biden is like, let's think again. oh, it's been this way for ten years, except you look at the graph and it goes like this in 2021, beep, beep, beep, legal encounters. bad talking point.

then let's blame the republicans, but wait, you controlled congress for two years. you had unilateral control but haven't seen the self-delusion since hillary clinton blamed her election loss on the dnc, misogyny, women being controlled by men, bernie sanders, and the list goes on. [applause] >> greg: i hate to see what she's like with notes! watching her hand go up like that made me think of a commercial that comes on at night. >> kayleigh: oh goodness! >> greg: jimmy, tomorrow your book comes out. he wrote a nice little note. can you close in on that at all? this is a grown man. this is a grown man who dots his is with circles. >> jimmy: does he ever! >> kat: your handwriting is a lot more feminine than mine. >> greg: this is very creepy.

do you write ransom notes like this to grieving parents? >> jimmy: i'm just glad you kept my intimate note between us. [laughter] >> greg: i read it first, there was nothing bad in there. >> jimmy: it was absolutely fun. on some level i think you regret my book, or you resent it because it's taller than you. [audience reacts] i love you. i wouldn't have a book were it not for you. >> greg: i do have an immigration question. do you think the best way to deter migrants from crossing the border is to have you perform stand up there? [laughter] >> jimmy: as a self-deprecating guy, i would say yes. but judging by the ratings for my new saturday night show, i'd have to say no. [applause] hey, girl! let's reverse engineer this monologue. it really was brilliant. really, i agreed with every word of it. joe scarborough should stick to doing what he does best, which is his pillow. let's be honest. if you look at him, that couple

is not banging. you can't be that insufferably stupid to go on tv and not see through what biden is doing. remember the movie "back draft?" that's what they're doing at the border. they set the fire and other trying to claim responsibility for putting it out, except the bill doesn't extinguish the fire paid you don't need a bill for remain in mexico, as you said, because they could rescind it with the pen pits of this is a scam. but i do feel bad for the micros getting dropped off in new york because they get off the bus and look around and think they got deported already. you know what i mean? [applause] >> greg: "i didn't come here to see these people!" >> jimmy: "that was a quick flight to honduras, oh, my goodness! >> greg: [laughs] it's so true. we re-created the whole situation. >> jimmy: one more note, and it's kind of off-message becaust it's because of your monologue. you joked about migrants being able to bang arnold schwarzenegger. when he banged the maid, who

gets the towel afterwards? [audience reacts] i genuinely want to know! in theory the guy should get it, that she's the maid! i don't know! >> greg: these are questions that need to be never addressed again. [laughter] andrew, what do you think -- where is this headed? good to see you, as always. >> andrew: thank you. the tension there, this is a tough one to follow. it's as much attention as lindsey graham watching late-night war movies with his pants off. [audience reacts] that's a lot. but you hit the nail on the head in the monologue. when they came in, the entire platform and policy was anything trump had to do it, we've got to destroy it. the economy, let's destroy. world peace, let's destroy it. the border, let's destroy the success he obviously had right there. but i think it goes deeper, petitor, more superficial. this goes back to cinco de mayo when trump took the picture with his taco bowl.

[laughter] this is about destroying tex-mex cuisine. bye-bye, tex-mex. >> greg: with your feeling on tex-mex as a chef? >> andrew: i hate it. >> greg: really? >> andrew: i'll never be able to run for political office. >> greg: with the worst part of it, the mex or the tex? or the hyphen? >> andrew: it's the cumin. and i can't say the other thing. >> greg: i'm for cumin rights. i don't know why i said that. perhaps, given the point they do everything trump does in reverse, shouldn't trump, for a month, solve this problem by embracing open borders? just so the dems would shut down the border? [laughter] [applause] >> kat: joe scarborough actually did say something that was correct. he was like, donald trump won't do anything about it. is he not aware that he's not in

political office of any kind right now? i didn't understand that at all! it's the whole conversation that is so dumb, and the impeachment of mayorkas, and they're like, "this is a political move!" it drives me nuts when politicians accuse each other playing politics like it's not what they are all doing here. it was crazy, because what joe scarborough was saying there, complaining about the way the border is, it was completely opposite of what we have been hearing for years and years. which is, again, why am not surprised there's not a lot of hope for this bill, because it's a lot of the nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nothing ever gets solved. it's been since the '90 since an overhaul in our immigration system. it's been a whole new world trade i'm no longer a child, for example. [laughter] there needs to be changes where this probable continue. unfortunately, especially after the lions lost yesterday, more hopeless than ever.

>> greg: aww. perhaps the lions should remain. >> kat: my first week as a football fan didn't go well. [laughter] >> kayleigh: at least taylor won. we have that. >> kat: really? do you not think it's possible that it's rigged? >> kayleigh: no! >> kat: and being serious! you know how much money because people are watching football now? the simulation needs them to win, a little kiss and the confetti. come on. i'm saying it's quite possible we live in a simulation. that's all i'm saying. >> greg: let's give taylor props for one thing, though paid she got liberals to admit it's okay to like white people again. that's progress. it's been a while for us whiteys. >> greg: all i say is, taylor, stop the steel. i guess that doesn't work because she won. i don't know. i don't want any football. up next, words have them stumped, so they blame it on trump. [applause] >> if you'll be in the new york area and would like tickets to

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♪ ♪ >> leer not not even trying anymore! [applause] >> greg: they're not even trying anymore! they mocked the banking as the ratings keep tanking. i speak of the dopes at "snl" being called out for adjusting the term the bank was made up by former president trump. i know you didn't see it, because up until now, no one had. roll it! >> trump did have a slight simple stomach simple and interesting a new term called debank. >> we are also going to play

strong protections to stop banks and regulators from trying to debank you. >> they want to debank you and we are going to debank -- >> i don't know what the hell debank means, but he might have to take de ambulance to see de doctor. >> greg: they need to work on their delivery! [applause] their writers should be demoted! this is what happens when you have a punch line that can only work if you assume everyone is as dumb and lazy as you are. it's like joking about how david billy hasn't had a hit in a while. a quick google search and they would have learned debanking is a real term. it's when a bank closes accounts they perceived to be a financial, legal, reputational risk to the bank. you know, the kind of thing that never happens to libs, so why should they bother knowing what it is? the joke wasn't just de-stupid,

it was debunked! [applause] meanwhile, snopes, the left-leaning fact-check site, also got called out f for the lk of basic research. during a photo op president biden was seen wearing a construction hard hat backwards, with the strap clearly visible on the forehead. might as well wait a t-shirt that says "attention: i'm senile." [laughter] snopes initial fact-check was that he had it on forward, because that's the way the brim was facing. it turns out they know less about hard work then meghan markle. [audience reacts] yeah. never mind the fact that that i absolutely know what else they are or earth was wearing them at the same way. but tons of people pointed out it doesn't matter which way the brim is facing. the tightening strap always goes to the back. anyone brought up on the village people knows that, right? [laughter]

that guy was always erecting something. [audience reacts] snopes reversed the ruling. he did have it on backward, to match the direction he's taking the country. what do these stories have in common? both entities, "snl" and snopes, don't even have to try. "snl" assumed no one would bother to care or check that debank is real since it plagues people outside the bubble, and the biased fact-checking site assumed no one would notice, just like how they don't notice the current president doesn't even know who the current president is. [laughter] >> donald trump. do you see what you recently sae economy crash this year? the sitting president. [audience reacts] >> greg: not only does he see dead people, he sees the future!

it was the sunk cost of a joke. the person wrote it and realized it was a real word, but they'd already written a joke and it was like, that's a lot of work. >> jimmy: this is why you're not supposed to fall in love with jokes. we know that. >> andrew: i have to tell that to my wife! apparently i liked it more than the rest of the people. but i thought it was funny. i loved it. >> greg: they were on my side on that joke. >> andrew: that's a problem with "snl." in a lot of ways, they are failing the country right now. i do mean this, because "snl" was an autonomous zone. the place people could go to have common culture and put our differences aside. but now you can't tune into it without feeling like you're getting a partisan lecture from an instructor who didn't pass his history exam, you know what i mean? that's the problem, which is why i would say to a lot of people frustrated with "snl," you don't know this, but fox news launched a new saturday night comedy show. [cheers and applause] but whatever, who cares? if one of you were to watch, it would double our ratings.

but it's absurd. and i love the fact that this happened at the same time snopes got called out, because you can see what they are already trying to do. they're trying to carry the biden brand, and it's only january, david. if this is what they're doing doing in january, by like october they're going to have deepfakes of trump punching a baby. which is unfortunate, because if they wait until november, he'll probably punch a baby. [laughter] but i just love snopes getting fact-checked, because they are a fact-checking site. that's like a cop car getting pulled over for dui. it's kind of funny. >> greg: kat, what are your thoughts on this? >> kat: i just don't know why snopes would care that much about people not thinking it was backwards. like, so what if it was backwards? does he not see he's doing as a bit? maybe the people loved it! why put your credibility on the

line to be like, that hat was on facing the front? i don't understand it at all. why? >> greg: that's a weird mountain to die. >> kat: exactly parade so what it was backwards? of course it's backwards! he standing up on his own, he's doing fine. [laughter] >> greg: andrew, as a chef, what if somebody change the recipe because it sounded cool but it tasted awful? that's kind of the same way. it's like, i'm not going to check because it sounds cool or it looks nice. >> andrew: they would get fired in my kitchen, and then i would continue using the same recipe. that they created. >> greg: [laughs] >> andrew: just so you know, the harder part of the elements are in the back and he has a soft spot like a baby on the front of his head. i think that's what it's for. it's funny, i stopped watching "saturday night live" a long time ago, but this is scary for the people who work on "saturday night live," because what they've done now is realize that you need no content. it's just anti-trump content. anybody can pitch that, so i pay these guys millions of dollars a

year? it's like me with my kids. i always try and test out new jokes with the kids and they never laugh. so i just hit my head up against a wall or hit myself in the face with something and they always laugh. hurting myself, they always laugh. "snl" is hurting themselves by doing it. [applause] >> greg: last word to you. snopes are "snl" are both? >> kayleigh: and i'll take both. jimmy, i'm not taking your notes anymore. those jokes where x-rated. left those jokes behind. snopes, the fact-checkers, these people are ridiculous. they go into hibernation, "the washington post" fact-checker, dems do all these crazy things. he's in hibernation. but they come out to fact-check people like me or like you. the border is not open? okay, go look at images we show you each and every day. the border actually is open. but snopes -- and cut it to them, how far-reaching they say -- the guy next to him was

wearing his hard hat backwards and that, biden, in fairness to him, he's got a problem with straps. the cpap machine, give the guy a break, i guess. >> greg: all right. up next, when will trump make the leap and announced his veep? the leap and announced his veep? [applause] just sinex, breathe, ahhhh! what is — wow! sinex. breathe. ahhhhhh!

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[laughter] r.i.p. despite that report, a trump aide said its vagueness. nobody approached rfk jr. ever will. and it would require him to switch affiliation again as he's already been a democrat, an independent, and a member of planet fitness. like a jerry nadler's penis, when he looks down, the vp choice remains to be seen. [laughter] sorry, i apologize. of course there are other candidates on the short list, like vivek, who's been seen on campaign stops with trump after dropping out of the race. for all we know, trump's actual choice for vp could be hiding in vivek's hair. [laughter] kristi noem has got the looks of marie osmond and, as a wartime leader, she kept the peace between south and north dakota. [laughter] there's also j.d. vance, tulsi gabbard, at least. but who else could he pick? are there any others out there

that would be worth mentioning? how about ted nugent? you want to tack the white house. abe lincoln and, even his present condition, will run circles around kamala. [applause] barbie has more rain in her heads then kamala unless plastic in her face than pelosi. [applause] and of course brian kilmeade. [audience reacts] that guarantees no one will ever want to take out trump. [audience groans] what does that mean, the moaning? andrew, who would you like to see as vp? have you thought about it? >> andrew: already considering that biden effectively has taylor swift as his vp, trump has to go outside the realm of reality here. sexyy red, maybe, or 50 cent,

because that's what a dollar is worth now in this economy. economy. [laughter] >> greg: it's interesting how people in the hip-hop world are moving toward trump. trump hasn't do ha doesn't haveo do anything but be himself in td comes to him. one thing i liked about rfk is he never blamed the voters for their preferences. he genuinely seemed to understand trump voters or be interested in how they felt. >> kat: and the fact that he's not a republican i don't think would make that much of a difference. trump isn't a republican by the standard of what a republican was before trump entered politics entered politics. >> greg: true. >> kat: he completely changed everything. so i don't think it makes any difference. i'm now already thinking about a trump-sexyy red ticket. i think we're the only people who know who she is, so i'm sorry you guys don't get it because that was really, really funny. but i don't think it's going be mike pence. >> greg: i know who sexyy red is! i love the gum. >> andrew: good for you.

>> greg: thank you. kayleigh, does it matter who he picks? it's just trump. >> kayleigh: it does matter. first, credit where credit is due for rfk jr. as a third-party candidate, he's pulling an enormous accomplishment. if the republican national committee has an opposition research page against you as they do with rfk, probably won't be the vp selection. however, trump has to make up for the antics of the deep state. russia collusion, hunter biden laptop, misinformation. we don't know what they have planned, so we need someone who can bring in independents. i'm going to throw a name out there, glenn youngkin. >> greg: that's not bad. i always think about, whoever he picks, they have to get along. >> kayleigh: i think so. the glenn youngkin can do it. he's up 24. bring on that guy. >> greg: scott adams brings up vivek because he thinks he's a perfect complement to trump in

that he explains trump better than trump does. he's like the robin to trump's batman. >> jimmy: that's really funny. it's true. in a lot of ways, his surrogates are more unmessage to him. >> greg: it wasn't always like that. >> jimmy: i was going to joke -- and this is a joke -- and say it could be kanye, for real. he's made so many anti-semitic comments, he is now president of harvard. [applause] i was halfway to a joke and i'm like, he's got a job! listen, if you want theories, in the era of identity politics, i think he does need a woman of color. i would say elizabeth warren. [laughter] >> greg: i saw that coming! like a frisbee in the desert. when you sit woman of color. >> jimmy: we owe them one. but i think it is -- it's important, it doesn't matter who he puts on the ticket. to prove a point he should almost consider a centrist

democrat. >> greg: joe manchin? >> jimmy: i'm not even kidding. he would kill us for saying this, but our mutual friend harold ford jr. just to get him off to be 24, though. >> greg: how dare you! i love harold. >> jimmy: that i like it for the country. >> greg: harold ford would be a great president. i believe that. i would actually work for him. >> jimmy: me, too. and i would laugh every day because the democrats would call him racist hitler. >> greg: too true. >> greg: too true. up next, is it funny when a millionaire begs for money? [applause] one more reason to finally get rid of cable. but getting rid of the cable guy... ...might not be as easy. oh yeah, touchback! visit directv.com for up to $200 reward card.

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[laughter] but that's hollywood socialism. a limousine liberal begging other people for a ride. needless to say -- boy, had a hard time saying that. needless to say, it didn't sit well is america, who collectively decided, how dare she post to gofundme when she's a famous actress, presumably worth millions, and can pay for it herself? evidently most americans are blissfully unaware that celebrities can be tighter than the bark to a tree. cheapskate. big cheapskate. but when outkick founder clay travis heard about this, to use a football pun, he stepped up to the plate and scored a slam-dunk that would make wayne gretzky proud. [laughter] he donated the entirety of the left over some, $794, to get alyssa to the $10,000 mark she needed and then tweeted this. "hey, alyssa. since you couldn't afford to pay for your son's baseball team to travel to cooperstown, i just

paid off the rest of the gofundme so they can make the trip. the only request is the team play the tournament in maga hats. you're welcome." [cheers and applause] nine kids in maga hats? guess we'll be certain no balls will be making it over the wall. [laughter] a little migration humor, kat. what do you think about using this as a gofundme? does this give you any ideas for a gofundme page? >> kat: no. it was a bad look for her to do it, for sure, but we also don't really know what her life is like and what her situation is like. what if she's already paid for everything else on the team? >> greg: that's my theory! >> kat: everyone else is like come here alyssa milano, can't you get the uniforms? why don't you pick up dinner? he's paying and paying, and at a certain point she's like, i've gotten literally everything else. people might also think she's a lot more wealthy than she really

is, especially because everyone is sucking money out of her all the time. >> greg: i'm on team alyssa milano on this. i think she did the public gofundme page, kayleigh, to shame the other parents who assumed that she should pay for everything. >> kayleigh: could be a credible theory because she paid for the jerseys, apparently. however, according to the daily mail, she's driving like a $200,000 luxury electric vehicle. what a bad look. you got two wars going on, americans crushed by inflation, homelessness on the rise, and pay for my son's baseball team? >> greg: but i still think that supports kat's point. she's like, okay, because i can afford a nice car i have to pay for everything? all the time? i think she did this as a slap in the face, jimmy, to those of the parents who just assumed she is rich. >> jimmy: well, i can tell you, having a youth sports-aged kid, any parent with a kid on the travel team needs this money

for booze. [laughter] travel parents are the biggest alcoholics you've ever met. i would posit it is possible that they have been putting the bite on her. according to the research, she was worth $10 million. we know she didn't blow the money on acting lessons. [audience reacts] so maybe? >> greg: [laughs] andrew, is it right to have that up on gofundme? you have people choosing between a kid who need surgery or a kid who needs a trip to cooperstown. >> andrew: if he was promoted on the gofundme page just because of her name, then yeah, i think that's pretty sad on gofundme's part. but i'm on both of your sides on this. i don't really have anything negative to say about it, other than i think this is emblematic of bidenomics. when you got alyssa milano needing to ask for money for kids' baseball team, that the economy right now. >> jimmy: can i say this as a baseball fan connected going to cooperstown because that's where

the hall of fame is. if they want to get to the baseball hall of fame, do it the old-fashioned way and just buy steroids. they all be their free. >> greg: i'm going to do a gofundme for your wardrobe. up next, his rapping gets exposure while he's keeping it kosher? >> if he'll be in the new york area and want to get to see "gutfeld!," go to foxnews.com/got felled and join the studio audience. do change your mind. it's simple. anything else i can help you with? like what? visionworks. see the difference.

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>> a story in five words. [applause] >> greg: schapiro raps to number one. >> look at the stats, i've got the facts. my money is like lizzo, my pockets are fat. look at the graphs, look at my charts. their billing money on strippers and cars. you're going to prison on my television. no one knows who you are. >> greg: kayleigh, the song is number one on itunes. nicki minaj actually congratulated him. the only thing is he doesn't have a rap name. doesn't he need one? >> kayleigh: he does paid i was trying to decide who's better, him or vivek. i'd love to see the competition.

>> greg: i was thinking, to make him prince of boca raton to method man a shabbat method manischewitz? >> jimmy: i grew up on long island and everyone at the permits to give them selves rap name. he would be like too live jew. >> greg: what about sends back ice-t? >> jimmy: this goes on forever. all i can offer you is the jew tang clan. can i give two notes on the song? i happen to like ben shapiro a lot. it never seen them talk that slow before. >> greg: that's what's funny. he's like the next level of rapping. he talks faster. andrew, i worry that, in order for him to keep it real, like to gain more cred with the urban audience, he's going to have to

kill another podcaster. >> andrew: you might have to shank somebody. by the way, dr. dreidel is the name. here's the thing, there's no difference between ben shapiro and eminem. he spitting lyrics much faster on his podcast. the only differences the content. eminem is rapping about hoes and vicodin, and then is rapping about yarmulkes and what is a woman. >> greg: there's dr. dre, he should just be dr. shapiro. >> kat: his rap name is just "ben shapiro." whatever makes you happy, i guess. that's my overwhelming feeling watching that. >> greg: you don't like it? >> kat: am i going to listen to it outside of the show? neither are you! >> greg: i lost total interest in hip-hop years ago. >> jimmy: it kind of lost me. one note to his lyrics. they were good, but he accused

the opposition of blowing money on women and cars. i disagree that's blowing money, okay? >> greg: how about lil' knish? jewdacris? >> jimmy: solid. i'm just listening. >> andrew: vanilla gefilte fish? >> greg: mc challah back? i should stop, huh? >> kayleigh: yes, you should stop. >> greg: they're terrible. they are bad. quit while i'm behind.tron don't go away. we'll be right back. commend pronamel active shield because it actively shields the enamel to defend against erosion and cavities. i think that this product is a game changer for my patients. it really works. las vegas grand prix choose t-mobile for business for 5g solutions. because t-mobile is helping power operations and experiences for hundreds of thousands of fans with reliable 5g connectivity.

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>> greg: we are out of time! thanks to kayleigh mcenany, jimmy failla, andrew bruel, kat timpf, our studio audience. i love you, america. >> trace: good evening. i'm trace gallagher. it's 8:00 p.m. on the west coast, 11:00 here in