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i had happy tuesday as we play. i love you. helove every single one of you. >> all right. all right. so here's something that should ththe out of you, not only were at least a dozen members of the un's palestine relief agency directly involved in the hamas terror attack, according to intel r reports, about 10% of the 12,000 staffers in gaza have ties to islamic terror groups. perhaps they're i'm with hamas dire t-shirts were a dead giveaway. >> so we're talking more thann 0 100 people on the un payroll. that includes two un employees who directly helped kidnapped israelis. two others were tracked to sites of hamas massacres. others helped plan the attack, including supplying weapons. and seven of them are school
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teacherson. but i'd like to know what's on their summer reading list. intro to bomb making in mind comp. >> seriously, these work in a school teaching kids. >> think about that when telln o you that the funding is going to go to schools . o yeah, it's going to terrorist training schools, what you call an explosive devic traine they l arts and crafts. here's one senior israeli government official, quot call artse the agency's prm is not just a few bad apples involved in the october 7th massacre. the institution as a whole is a haven for hamas radica l ideology. but no surprise, the white house says the opposite. do you have any reason to believe that that might have beet n more widespread, wi that there could be information that later indicates that it wade 4 s beyond those 13 people? >> i haven't seen any information that affirmatively makes that case that it's more than now 13.the it'syou got 13,000 unwra employ, the u.n. relief and works and 13,000 of thema empl
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in gaza alone. let's not impugn the good worko of whole agency because of the potential bad actions here by a small numberaz. okay. this is from a white house thatw of american votersf of deplorables and extremists. >> and here it's but a small number. so let's s give them the beneft of the doubt and a load of our tax money. >> sorry, kirbfit ofy let's not impugn their good work. >> i say let's impugn the out of the mon [bleep]m. >> thank you. >> this outfit is supposed to be a relief organization. >> yes, some relief. apparently, they relieve you of your family members. now we find ou t that they helped start that war directly, participating in slaughtering civilians, kidnapping kids, women and so on. >> but for the love of god, let's not impugn the m. >> in response, the u.s. is now temporarily halting the funding to the agence fundiny. a temporarily?
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like this is some hiccup. no, it's a cancer. >> so you may be asking whye we the were we funding these murdering fiends the first place? well, that's a good question, prd i'm glad i asked in and t. >> president trump suspended funding for these creepsp suspen in 2018. yeah, he took american taxpayers off the hook and tore2018. up the blank chece terrorism. and now, based on this report, all know that once again, he ws right. so is it me or was he right about all the biof theg things compared to this brain deadpretn who's pretending to run things nodsthingsw? after all, can you guess who resumed that funding? i'll give you a hint. it rhymes with worst president ever. >> after all, if trump made a decision it must have been a bad one, right? even if he decided not to take money out of your paycheck and give it to a pack of child murdering savages. >> so here we are with yete ar another example of poor decisions based on doing the oppositeexampl what trump dp
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except this one cost lives and led to one of the worst terror attacks in history. wor instead of looking closely and realizing they had no terrgn to reinstate the fundinst ,they did it just because big orange satan man was the one who turned the spigot ofthg f. go now the un claims to have fired these terrorists. wow. thanks they should be fired i from a catapult into a pit of boiling oil. that'spi just my idea. but it's not just the white house claiming it's a few bad apples. other dems agree. >> like this dummy aoc cutting off support to the primary source. humanitarian aid to 2 million gazans is unacceptable among a n organization of 30,000 workers risking the starvation of millions over grave allegations is indefensible. the u.s. should restore aid immediately. aoc:so they can continue funnelg that money to mass murderers. hey, butt-head, i'm sure there's a bartending job opening up. opening up somewhere. why don't you give them a call? you can servm a e nothing
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but kamikazes and molotov cocktails. >> molatov of course, the un grp itself doesn't want the grift to end, according to its commissioner general quoteroup,t would be immensely irresponsible to sanction an agency because of allegations of criminal acts, especially at a time of war, displacement and political crises. speciall at a time e of war. a war your employees helped start. mployeeswhat? the on this guy. . y, i know a bunch of guy my guys might have killed some people, but can you spare a few more bucks so we can keep this going? ma t thi] n, for people who hate the jews, they really have chutzpah. >> sorry, dude, we're only going to fund one attack. weh me? why are we funding any parte of the un? why do we allow anti-semitism termites to huddle together in that awful building in midtown, plotting god knows what. why not send them packing? ,epstein's island is still vacant. move the u.n-semites. there. te >> i'll parey for the tickets.
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>> and wouldn't it be nice to have a president who actually knows what'at is gg on and doesn't make the white house smell of pine-sol and death? solaand it be better to have a functioning democratic party whose sole policy isn't do the opposite of trump, but take that away. and what do you have left anemoi married to a fake doctor?p? >> let's welcome tonight's guest. she's ten feet at stars crammed into a five and a half feet of woman. five, nine. that's not the original intro, but okay, we'll go 5 a with tha. joseph kennedy saves the world podcast. kennedy. use]. he shows it like a trip to raigmore in flanagan. plenty of seating available. writer and comedian joe devito . she's like a strand like, skinny and used to being on hot water. "new york times" best selling author and fox news contributord
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cat tip. and he wishes he could pick on someone his own size. "new york times" best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion tyrus kennedy. >> there seems to be a pattern. anything that trump does has to be undone. never mind the consequences that follow. just like remain in mexico. it's interesting because there only been a few people who've been like actually, some of the things that trump did were pretty good. erne.so you could make a list ol those things like arguably rational things and show them to the left, and they'd be like, hey, it's literally hitler. and it's like, but he cut taxes for old ladies . yes, he should die. but this would be like ifke the proud boys infiltrated blm, that the world would lose their minds at the injustice. >> but here you have people. so obviously this is a organization because they're horrible at vetting people. right. whether they're really, really
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bad at knowing they've got terrorists working for them in an area that has a lot of terrorists who talk at to eh other, who just try and make more terrorists or they don't care. and it's a magneitagnet fot, teo but i want you to remember this outrage because this is how libertarians feertariansl thl a. we look at the failures of government, especially on the international stage, and we say this is why we should not be funding these organizations writbe large. theu >> yeah, that is s.no true. when they're like, oh, people in the un helped hamas, it's like the un helps somebody . yeah, exactly. that is such a change that it is. i know but i mean, we shouldhing shut the whole thing down. >> right. you said . >> oh, i remember when trump even started saying bad things about the un. people were like, oh , you know, it's like. >> and i don't like the way people conflate fundin..g, actually, like money going towards helping people. very rarely i feelat fundi likeg sometimes actually funding throwing money at something can actually make it worse in a way
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. it can make you feel like, oh, we've got that handled. we gave them the money's over there. when really that doesn't n anything anything's really handled at all and it's very rare. and by that, i mean i'm struggling to think of an actual example of something where this is the case where a bloated bureaucracy of any kind is the best to solve an a issue. >> yeah, i feel that way about raises. i knowbout. r you know, i feel like a hypocrite criticizing the un crac vetting when i have you here. >> joe. yes. i slipped through the cracks. and how exactly how do you get in here? whoeve id you g her? >> yes. peopl yes. i can't believe people are shocked by this. i meane , i. i would be shocked if say they we need to leave early today for a rosh hashanah. i would i would be shocked if they saitheyd tod that. but the idea that the un is filled with anti-semites and terrorists, that's what thea that's like you said, this may be the first time they've actually had a successful prograssful pr m through the un. >> i don't like them. i don't like them in new york because during un week all the parking spotngs are taken up by. >> yeah, we should defund them. i don't understand why we're
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bothering with them. and then you see how ridiculous it gets when you see saudi arabiay . iran is on the women's rights commission. for the un. it's, oh, why don't we have the y do havtaliban? a wet t-shirt contest? it's -- it's beyond parody. and i think what we set t-shirt trump was in charge, we didn't he d these issueths and same people said trump's going to start a world war where he he didn't, but he had the bad guys afrait hadd. yeah. and now the bad guys. look at, you know, joe biden shopping around like it snowed and he wore the wrong shoes the way he does it, that doesn't scare anybody. >> no, it's true. it's like if you're if you're walking down a block, your ear block when you're a kid and you got that old crazy guy on the corne oldr, then yout the benign dude there, you always walk where the benign dude is to stay with trump's whe, ah, crazy guy on the block. and it worked. it worked. tr, what'sblock an the point? >> well, i'd just like to piggyback off what joe said. yes, worked. it's a ridiculous e that all the parking spots ale being occupied by the.
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>> but even more ridiculous is all the are being occupied by the u.n. memberrostitut s. what? what are the red blooded american supposed to do?bloode which is to wait? yeah, exactly. amrtshat occupation, that' you can't get a you can't get a reservation at a restaurant or with a? >> n can a o. and somehow we're the ones getting screwed. yeah, yeah, yeah. it's like. d. yeah. >> class us first. a i got a lot of questionable m men intoen my life, but evenen i i know terrorists. >> now you draw the line on the terrorists. and that's a hard cry. not a single. not even one that you know what? >> you are the real hero. thank you for your service. no, your boundaries. boundaries matter. because now that the fundser time, over. >> yeah, in my lifetime, you hear conspiracies, look at things. so this is america. now, not only are we funding a the terroristse , we're alsoceaf
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the ones asking for the cease fire. >> yeah, so all we cut their money ofir theirf, $157 ms is best guess. a i on hand the other day i saw i was almost close to a billion of the money that's gone on todollar money. av you've already done it. they've done the deed. hmm. they use. it's funny how the the it's not a democrat. i'm not calling democrats anymore because they're not. they're these these socialis- tt tit's these marxist. it's funny how they use the language to destroy stuf ffy they use to protect stuff. because the whole reason why we need to defund the police department was because whystuffo many bad apples? too many one bad whop in one city and they all need to go down. but when it's on them, oh is just couple bad apples your bad apples? cut the head off, babies. your whole institution the is d. but no, that's so. and we're backing him up. yeah, and i talked about before. >> it just it feels right now the feeling of being american. i just feel like we're cowardsen . when the world looks at us.. no one looks to us for help. now we're a joke. and this is exactly
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our president who can't walk in the snow or can't do anything, has no idea what's going on. >> yea on.h, because. oh, what was the response in the news today? i'll let you kno iw. >> which means. ladies, gentlemen, no response. yes, yes. all right. that was upbeat. oh, but we got more fun stuff up next. >> she put her life on the line to save her cane. ti'm gonna if be in the new yok area. >> we'd like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audience and get help reaching your goals with jpmorgan wealth planning. the digital money coach in the digital money coach in the chas >>ch use it to set and track your goals big and small and see how changes you make today could help put them within reachd the ot from your t big move to retiring poolside
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>> all right. thieves tried to give her the slip but didn't count on her grip. our video of the day comes to us from downtown l.a., where a woma.an was filmed clinging to the hood of a car after some thieves had swiped her french bulldog og.ch check this out.l do there she is hanging on john wick style as the car rips downr the street. onlookers were amazed not to see a woman on the hood of an car, but to see traffic actually moving. >> a woman claimed she was just having lunch with her dog when another woman approached, grabbed a leash and then walked away rabbed with them before hog into a getaway car outside. she tried to push her way into the vehicle, but there were c four others inside. well, at least they were carpooling.. that's when she jumped on the hood as it took off. although i get the feeling she may have watched too much tj as a kid. >> look at that hairpiece. she hung on for a few blocks before a sharp turn through to the ground. byckily, though, her fall was broken by a large pile of human . thank you. homelessarge people.
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>> cops are still looking for the perps and the pooch. now, of course, you migheople.t be asking what kind of woman would do this for a dog? >> i want to talk to you to do this. >> i would scratch their faces off. i would not about this. i thinthe las to be k the law n. changed. >> our pets are not property. they arethey. >> well, i would kill them. i would scratch their faces off . dana is like flesh eating bacteria. she's tiny, but she could ea sha you alive. >> but she's right. under the law, stealing a dog is no different than stealing property differe. and there's even a pricee over on the head of a dog. it has to be worth over 950 bucks to be considered punishable by up to three years in prison. >> compare that to kidnapping a child, which is punishableto by up to 11 years behind bars. but shouldn't the penalty for 1 dog napping be harsher because of their shorter lifespan? you know, ifr do it's 11 years in prison for a kid, then it should be 77 years in prison
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for a dog. >> yeah. >> and when the relatives of the dog napper ask where he went, the judge could say, thy. on't worrr dog. >> he's in a much happier place at a farm upstate. i fell for that when they took my dog away. heu know, kennedy,t when t you e some franchise? >> i have one. you have one. i have theses big. big these bie #38. so you got you really you can split them a nap and still out to succulent dog. but you don't realize that. no, i wouldn't split them in half. i really like them. and who has the cleaning i supplies? >> the new york pop up that mess? yes. he ate two pieces of pizza and three pieces of cornbread last night. like he's a little . but i still would throw myselfhi on the hood of a car and i would try and punch the window. i would do whatever it takes. yeah, i don't care. i don't care if i got hurt. i would do whatever it takes to defen i had and save my dog.r my >> and i have children. i would do the same thing for my children. but dogs s righ are.methin
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>> dana's absolutely right. they're members of our family. yeah, it's got it has to be abt a . arabout a change >> law tires. okay, i have a two partqu question fores t you. two answers. that's a different fee. i know why i pay greg: i w you r two shows. >> okay. what's the best waaty to hold a on to a moving car? i'm assuming that as a person, security well, the best way is the steering wheel. >> greg, come on. >> oh, thanks. my cousin's here. >> she frigate. here's the sad part. first of all, that's p a brave woman. hmm. jump on a car like that. she really loved that dog. it meant a lot to he t thr. but the sadness is if you run the take back everyone else's day. >> yeah. change. yeah. like not got on the bike didn't take his out try to get a picture of the license plate the car's driving behind you see in the rearview mirror a on the hood of another car. maybe you pop your brakes, you guys stop so they can't ares
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go yeah. or follow them or make sure. but this is. this is. we're so desensitized. this is what become.defu you've defunded the police, so we don't have patrolmen around the corner and literallyolice. n is the only time in american history where a white woman screaming on a car and no one helps. that used to be the thing. like in my community, if we wanted help, we have a white woman in trouble. >> help. right. woman down, please. poli dfire helicopters now.eppt white woman's legitimately in trouble. yeahers.woman is, and nobody's . >> yeah, and it's so true. look at that. the gue. y. >> no one does anything anymore. mm-hmm. joe, do you have a dog? no you hav, don't.w he >> and i don't know why you ask titus how he would stop a car to put his hand ou t. >> you need to have someone like me who the wiper might not. let me ask you this because you're. you're a lonely bachelor. would you jump on the hood of the car if somebody stole plant? one of your plants? well, i'm not a dog person, and i think that's not even a good woman right there. >> i'm barely even a human person. it just goes to show some that someone
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does that for a dog. but sometimes if you have a pet cat, they just leave t. >> yeah, they just go on to a d better deal at a house somewhere else in the neighborhood, right? veryl inthe . i don't know what you should do. i think you either when you get your designer dog with the chiri p ,get an apple airtag.n tr yeah. so now they can track him? mm-hmmack . >> or get a pet. no one wants to be one of those people who has snakes or ferrets. nobody's stealing people. snakes as anybody tried to steal one of your snakes. >> no one's ever tried to steal anything from me you. >> we have many fans who try to steal your heart. that's tru t's e, ladies. >> it's not in my back pocket. i got an airtag for my dog. yeah, but i. o >> i never put it on. but you need to be afraid because they would hold your dog ransom? ye your dor s. because they have the illusion that you make a lot of money. that's true. but his gambling is disgusting y . that's true. i live day to day. the back of a pickup truck.
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all right. in a parking garage. oh, yeah. i've got a roof over my head, cat. all righi havet, you got carl. you got chinos, right? jeans is a cat, but you know he's getting up there. >> lord willing, he'll be 14 in juncaettinge. 1 but she's like, if somebody stole chains, joke is on them jeans, socks. >> i mean, like, he loves me, but he's not a nice cat. yeah you don't just simply up jeans as many people have learned the hard way when he draws blood andlood i'm not joking so, carl, i think it'd be the opposite of what you said. >> carl would probably would gog with a new family because he doesn't understand, like, violence or things like that. her pain. she was killed before he has. i used to live places that had vermin and he would kill them. so he understands violence. but she's also he would die without me. literally when i came home from hospital after my first ileostomy surgery, so my intestine was still out. chaptee r five of my book.
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78 luxury cars and motorbikes, including maserati, maseratilux aston martin's, mercedes, harley-davidsons and land rovers. >> but really, what's a woman needs 78 cars for? they can't eved 78n drive one. >> oh, sexist. let's say investigators that it's a financial program manager at a texas army base. >> she created a bogus businesas to supposedly help military members and their families, but instead funneled the fundssl herself. >> so she's screwed over people in need in order to linep her own pockets. that's just like when i eat meals at the soup kitchen. i can afford food, but it makes me so alive. here's the kicker federal law protects retirement benefits.so so even if she's found guilty of stealing a hundred million bucks, the government will still have to pont l has ty her pension. but you think 100 million would set up alarms amon00-milligg th the military? but they still been counted. the missing tanks from afghanistamilitary n. and that's the story, joe. yes, i think she should wait.
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>> you know how she was caught? yes, it was. the irs caught her. yes. so $100 million spent through the army. nobodygh the even noticed.noti >> yes. but i think she was like 600ce bucks off on an irs payment, if y hundred like it, 80 bucks or something. >> it's perfect. it goes to show, like if you're a freelance ar and, you get paid $601. >> there's helicopters landing on your roof. but this laders landy and i havo say, you do not give any money to someone whose eyebrows look like that becauso e. >> that's a clear sign. either she's mentally ill or spe spent several just on on sharpies. >> yeah, but i think we have to applaumilld her. >> she was a civilian financial planner. she did a hell of a job. yeah. but fo or what?most g >> that was a that was a financial plan. she always got away with it. tyruy wis well, maybe she was working on ukraine to get through. are we missing billions over there? >> i think they just didn't. they just get loose? 40 million were stolen in ukraine
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, which is probably our money. >> well, it's our money that she was taking. this isn't the army' is money. what do you think? the army gets their money from us? well, she could have, like, brokthney frome bread. yeah. spread it out a little bit. but this is again, i'm only. she's collecting her. she gets to collect her pension, but she's doing life, solife s it works out. or is this some kind of fine, but she's going to get. that's what i'm concerned. migh like, the story shouldn't be that she might get her pension. the story woul d be she's goingee to be in prison so long, she still. and that should have been the store y. so i'm get a little confused, a little worried that she's going to she should never see a dollarhoul her pension. yeah. just be inside the jail. shouldn't taxes the irs come shy back thisa stuff. so this story, i think is a little is worded funny. funny i some debauchery in this story doesn't feel right because she shouldn't be. yeah, that's what i don't get. yeah. like, what was the bail? yeah, it should have been. >> what? she stole $100 million. s
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are you being checker card? yeah, that's true. kat you know, cat, as a libertarian, you're probably going, oh, 100 million goes missing. what do you expect. and a government that's trillions in debt. you knowu , no one actually thinks this is their money. yeah, exactly. it's my money. yeah and as a half veteran, i'm especially upset. yeallys. e th >> but she said she earned it because, of course, she thinks that way. yeah, that's how con artists are able to be con artists is. she thinks she's been wronged by the tre w world and she's acy a victim here. and she deserved all this because she works so hard compared to everyonee deserv ofk that's how these people who are con artists, unfortunately, it's something i'm learning more and more. they're not like, he hit it like i'm evil. they don't think they are. they think what they're doing is they think everyone else has wronged them and they're a victim of it and i deserve it. so that'nd i deserves how this e to go. >> yeah. she's the hero in her story. exactly. yeah. . you know, kenned>> greg: t a women'y going to a women's prison and having a pension, that doesn't sound like a bad life. i meann t soun, ask martha stew.
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yeah, they knitted her a ponchoh on her way out, and then she started a giant weed company with snoop dogg. >> she also turned a lot of those ladies in the pensionis into the business, which she absolutely viewed as a saint, was a mentor the whole time. so she is on the right side of history. so i had a completely different take. i wai s reading this. >> i was like, yes, 78 cars and the military is wasting i all this money and stealing it anyways. i'm going to start a fund a and she was really. did you ever see brewster's millions? no. it was like she knew she was up she knewk. cloc she knew she had all the. yeah. in the best way possible cause she knew she she going to get busted. so she's like, oh, they're coming next week. i'm going to go and buy another week. anothhouse and to colorado. >> let's get a lotus and a. lamborghini. this would be so much fun. we can in the mountains. d >>o how do you buy 30 homes?yo what was she online? yeah. what do you follow? i suppose. have been flipping easy program. yeah, i should actually. these stories. it's amazing that she's
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on bail. how do they say, oh she's not>>e a flight risk? know8 vehicle and th ie submarie that you don't know about? >> i know something you don't know. a jet skis around out of the closet, hovercraft somewhere, maybe a rocket to mars. i mean, there's $100 million her you can. >> she is an interesting person. you want to write the show, don't you? yeah oshow greg:, i yes.t >> and i think they need to make a movie about her. j.lo would play a right. would it be j-lo? yeah. with that big succulent seven $8 million. >> oh, tell me about it. or ronald mcdonald with the eyebrows. >> all right, got to go. coming up, ellen enters mind coming up, ellen enters mind with a chip designed. . >> sometimes joan wrestles with falling asleep, so with falling asleep, so he takes nyquil, the world's number one sleep aid brand, and wakes up feeling like himself hit the rest your best with non habit forming. zeke. well, better days start zeke will night. >> how does klein and specter get among the most big and
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oh, so then we could murder someone with our mind. >> but in the short term, they hope it'll help people with debilitating disorders. meaning when trials are done in six years, folks with head injuries neuro or dementia could benefit from the chip. >> oh, why don't you just lem tt me die? >> says one man. >> okay. act adds. >> what do you make of this? is this exciting? is it new and much like amazing? every part of life he is targeting to make it betterrget energy space, technology, health. i'm leaving something out. no, i think it's for people who want this and obviously people who are in situationspeo. this iteration may be beneficial especially. but what where we're going to end up, unfortunatelyng tup, that we won't have a choice of whether or not we want an implant in our brain or not, because so manin our becauy peol have them that people without them won't be able to compete
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in terms of opportunities. kind of like now if you didn't with the now t internet in your house, right, you didn't want a cell phone, then basically it's like, okay, then live in the woods and kill your own food. you no other option. yeah. can't be a member, a functioning member of society anymore. so f i think that we're in andso i don't want people i mean the amount of things people are like the amount of secrets like . >> my phone's full of secrets. like everybody says this about a people who know, like, they could see if they could sendin your mind you lik e one this.ere >> this is the one place i have where i can do whatever i want a . yeah, don't take that away from me. no, we won't. but they're no wt yet anyway. i >> is cat making a good point? is that 1,000% right. and i will take it a step further. ellen. no, look at it. zoom it. no, you not do. that as you will. literally everything that you think is yours isn't yours anymore. you're really sitting at your you ar. your you're thinking about leaving, but you don't see anything out loud. and next thing you know, she's like, hey, put your thoughts up on the screen t . put your thoughts up on the screen. i don't want to. and then boom, and then all the algorithms to. is on your phoneg and stuff. >> someone sits next to you and they're looking at the wrong thing. it goes across your mind thingn
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>> then you don't want all that like it's the scariest thing. every man in the world. life will be ruinehed because it won't be. catching your phone is one thing, but literally you're falling asleebuarp. they link a thing up to your ear and put their mindsey lit and their morals in you thd we'll all just be big man. >> horrible white women will rule us all. kenneds y is this going to advantage women, as tyrus says that you'll nowe to be able to see what we're really thinking? >> i'm going to have an army of nubile men, my handsm! fulfilling my every whim. >> if they find me and waft scented candles up my nose and then other thingmys up othek places that we can't talk about but we can think about, and they'll have to do a, then. i actually think this is great. i've always been a big fan of right to trf righy and there are so many tragic stories about people who died because they weren't able to getd dr treatments and drugs that might have saved their lives, might
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have extendethatd. and the government has always stood in the way. so if you have a quadriplegic who is under 40, who can't feel and who can't live, and this may give them some semblance of a normal life, then they at least have the right to be a partt of of the study. >> that's interesting, because it does i mean, this is all kind of related. g like like if you take something like, okay, steroids were invented for an illneseroidss, but then were used as performance enhancement drugs kennedy is talking about this is made fort used people with quadriplegic issues and whatnot, but it will be used for as a performance or p a mental enhancer. that person will now be able to go on jeopardy and win cane t without even trying. >> yeah, it won't stop there. and i'll tell you that the last thing i need is another. >> yeah, i think i did. curtis makes a good point that there's no way they put this into your brain and they just leave you alone because what'ss no way going to happen y put it in there and then you start to get the ads.
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>> unless you go for neural alonyo, right where you get the next. >> thank you, because otherwise you're minding your business and suddenly you're like, ohe , psoriasis. >> and you're like, i don't that looks like beans in that guy. so r i never thought about plaque psoriasis for. so i say, leave this alone. we'r alone aree caught up. the greatest chip invention was a tostitos scoop. that's right up thereateste with mankind's best total tostitos scoop. george foreman grill and elevator dooge forr button.. >> we don't need any more newe l inventions. we all need to stop this. i you know what's going t to happen when someone mentally texas, you say, hey, hey, i know there you're i'm in yourt brain. answer me. you can't just turn the phone on silent and say, i didn' andt the call. now you're family. are you mad at me? are you mad at me? are you mad at me? why not talk to me? why not talkat me? me? e but i'm sure there's an army digging my skull, pulling the implant out. there will bplane on off switch. >> don't know why you turn it off. why did you turn off? >> you'd have to. you can't leave your own brain on reed. yeahr ow, that's true.messagin
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drive advisory for 50,000 car owners over potentially deadly airbag issues because the car will not operate unlesss . >> you download taylor swift's latest album, so the only way you can drive safelyse is by downloading downloading a taylor swift album. that's the only thing the cars will. >> you don't need electricity. you don't get to plug them in. just the sweet sounds of music t now there was a couple of accidents because they tried to use other singers to get the cars to work. they tried john mayer. they tried was a jonas brother. yeah. and then kanye west, none of those works. >> yeah, but swift did. yeah, because they're you know, they used to dat e. >> yeah. that can, you know, kind of date but he destroyed the mt.v awards and so he's on the list. >> got i totally went over my head. joe well, this is first i'm hearing about this young lady, so i'm not sure exactly who she is. >> but in bainbridge georgia,
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there's controversy. someone, a drug company a ytrying to open up a monke farm. oh, to get your fresh monkeys. yeah. and bainbridge, georgia,-- 30,00 monkeys. and it's like they say, if you take 30,000 monkeys, put them in a room with typewriter s . >> eventually they were written a taylor swift album. oh, wow. oh, let's hope she doesn't try y to date them. >> i feel bad for imagine you ha. d you date her and your breakup. that's bad enough. and then it's a hit song. you have to hear about your breaku r anp being happen to me all the time. >> kennedy well, i'm glad you asked. craig the unitedsong. parcel service, also known as ups, slashing 12,000 jobs in order to save $1,000,000,000. they had a horribl e 2023. it's been ba d the first part of this year, and it's because all the people who spent thousands of dollars to see taylor swift on her arrest tour ,they could no longer afford christmas presents to send to their family. >> sresent nd to they stopped goingd of
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