♪ >> sean: former trump administration official was critically injured in our nation's capitol on monday after he was shot by a gunman who went on a very violent carjacking rampage across washington, d.c. and maryland. the alleged suspect attempted multiple carjackings and senselessly shot and killed another man in washington before he was fatally shot by police on tuesday morning. unfortunately these types of stories are becoming all too common in big cities and small towns all across the country. unfortunately that's all the time we have left this evening, set your dvr so you never miss an episode of hannity. in the meantime let not your heart be troubled. greg gutfeld is next to put a smile on your face.

[cheers and applause] >> greg: happy wednesday, everybody. so don't look now but the metoo movement is back but this time what's being attacked isn't women but academic integrity and once again we look to harvard. the devri in the east. you don't know who that is. trust me it worked in the meeting. he's just been accused of roughly 40 instances of plagiarism in her ph.d. dissertation and in a single academic paper she published in her career. there will be more accusations of plagiarism but she was too lazy to write more than one fake paper. which digs the question, when was the last person to have an original idea at harvard? john adams, al gore, barack

obama. he must be sweating, he just ate a real spicy dog. charleston's husband is also a professor, and according to reports her one publication even ripped off the research that he did back in 2012. wait. a woman bringing up something her husband did years ago? that's not plagiarism. that's marriage. >> a sexist would say -- >> or any married man. >> greg: yes. coming on the heels of harvard president claudine gay being forced to resign over the same thing charleston's scandal is looking like harvard's own academic version of the metoo, media. call it a reckoning and it's wrecking academia. but what did you expect? this is a school that hired such luminaries as bill deblasio,

lori lightfoot, and yes, even brian stelter. what could brian be teaching? how to roll naked in a pile of flour to find a lost remote? there is an image. so why is this important? first, take one world class institution, add dei, and you get a sleep-away camp for 7,000 graduates whose only expertise is tearing down statues and replacing them with men's tampon vending machines. you know, they have taken a good name and ruined it, like madonna. [laughter] >> i thought you were going to say it took a good face. >> greg: academia has been trending hyper progressive for decades while pushing out all other competing ideas. you get more diverse opinion from a pan anyone any press but it was the 2020 george floyd

incident that took dei from an idea to an ideology because any suggestion to pump the woke brakes made you a racist killer so near the end of 2020 summer love of looting harvard wasted no time to let charleston be the first chief diversity enforcer who then served on the committee who picked claudine gay to take over as the school's new president. perhaps as play gerrists, they knew they could copy off each other. she was chosen after the shortest search in 70 years. it was almost as if they already knew what to hire and just worked backwards. like when fox decided they wanted the most popular man on earth to host the 8:00 p.m. slot. i couldn't compete. and as you would expect when you don't vet a candidate's academic achievements you get claudine gay whose academic record turned

out to be as spotty as hunter's penis. unnecessary, but hey, harvard panicked, even threatening to sue "the new york post." how could this happen? claudine gay was the perfect diversity hire. she couldn't have done anything wrong because she didn't do anything. period. but when the investigator herself charleston needs to be investigated, you see how corrupting dei really is. it gives mediocre people the authority to be bigots and to protect themselves from the laws they push on others and as progressives push dei into all aspects of american life it's no wonder we're losing faith in our institutions which are crumbling faster than a city run by a democrat mayor. this does not mean that minorities can't be highly accomplished. liz warren is a senator. but if you narrow the field to a select identity, which is

racist, by the way, you may find it harder to find a competent person because everyone else is doing the same thing. they are all fishing from the same small pond. pretty soon all you have left are worms, frogs, and cars driven by a kennedy. >> oh, gosh. >> too soon. >> greg: now it's destroying the very college campus thes that created. so not only is dei illogical and unamerican it's also insulting to minorities who do succeed based on merit because the message to them is, whites can succeed on their own merit but you can't. so the real racist, they are on the left. they don't wear sheets over their heads anymore although, you know, some really should. but there is more. and it's worse. now a harvard teaching hospital is being forced to correct dozens of research papers by

four of its top researchers who are accused of falsifying data. so remind me not to have is my pec reduction surgery in boston. just in the way of everything. but it's really scary. i'm not that bent out of shape if a diversity hire runs a diversity program. but hospitals, do you want your surgeon to slide through for reasons that have nothing to do with skill? ask any liberal after two beers who they would want operating on their kid, and dei goes out the window faster than a window on a 737. [laughter] >> greg: the fact is, if this country is going to have a future in an increasingly competitive and dangerous world it needs to recover the merit that built it to begin with and that includes talented minorities and they exist even if the left wants you to think that they don't. let's welcome tonight's guests. this anchor always floats my

boat. host of fox news at night, trace gallagher. [cheers] >> greg: she'll go anywhere that men are showering for an interview, michelle -- [applause] >> greg: she lives on cloud nine because clouds one through eight evicted her. "new york times" best-selling author and fox news contributor kat, and when he puts his foot down someone gets a swimming pool. tyus. [cheers] >> greg: you know, trace, you look great, bit way. >> thank you, greg, i appreciate that. >> greg: you're the second best-looking guy at fox. >> what? you know it's me. [laughter] >> greg: we can make fun of all of this dei stuff when it's like

gender studies but when you hear teaching hospital, that kind of scares me. >> the plagiarism thing is baffling because there have been so many cases of it and every indicates has a different excuse. they won't say the word plagiarism. fabrication, sure, falsified, sure, because you know in america today you can lie and cheat. it's totally fine but if you plagiarize you're in big trouble. we've heard every excuse except it wasn't plagiarism. i was just retweaking something. >> greg: repurposing. >> it's crazy and it's so easy now. you go on the internet and lift it and go. when we were young plagiarism was work. you had to go to the library, hit it and do work and now it's so easy. >> greg: when i would go to the library and plagiarize from a book i would have to go to every library and take that book out so nobody could find out. [laughter] >> and buy all the others. >> greg: i had 4,000 copies of

"the catcher and the rye." i just made that up. michelle, you know what's something, trace brings up this plethora of plagiarism. i believe -- they are finding it in these dei experts but i think it's caused by dei because when you elevate individuals who aren't as qualified, plagiarism is necessary to appear competent. they need to find it somewhere else. >> it's publish or perish when you're at the university, right? so i think they regurgitate an important question. is there any original thought? a black economist, he was the youngest african-american ever tenured at harvard. the problem was, his research was original but it didn't fit the narrative. he showed that blacks and hispanics are not more likely to be shot by police. this got everybody's panties in a bunch.

and so no one liked that and he's black so, he's kind of going against the grain here. well, cut to some trumped up sexual harassment charges against him and what do you know, the university says, you know, you need some sensitivity training but the small panel including claudine gay and larry bobo, another black social study professor said, no, that's not enough. we're suspending you for two years without pay and you will never teach students at this university again and your lab is gone. so now this guy is still with harvard and he still does some writing, but this guy was a brilliant, brilliant economist, and people think that what happened to him at harvard was absolutely a travesty so here you have a brilliant black economist, young, up and coming super star and they ruin him. >> greg: because he didn't tow the line. he must have been happy to see the news and see claudine gay

hosted on her own betard. i just came up with that i really don't know what that means. kat, i was thinking, and i do that sometimes, why don't they come up with a new identity box? and just call it plagiarist, and when you're caught you can say i'm a nonbind air person of color, plagiarist. oh, i'm sorry. do you think that's a good idea, kat? >> kat: no, i don't. i was -- i thought it was interesting that the diversity chief, the plagiarism, came from an anonymous source. was it claudine gay? just to start a conspiracy theory. maybe she's like you're all going down with me. i was also very confused by the plagiarizing your husband's work. i don't think that's possible. because you're married so it's all half.

[laughter] >> kat: but also it was a paper from a paper they wrote together so she kind of repurposed it as a new paper which you can't do that. if you didn't get the work done just be like i didn't get it done. i don't know. i'm surprised how common this apparently is. >> greg: yes. >> kat: i didn't go to post grad because i couldn't afford it. now i'm like, man, now i wish -- i could just do it right now. >> greg: you could if you want to. it's true, we were joking about barack obama sweating, i bet there are a lot of people you know who are freaking out because now you've got these conservative outfits like analyzing, it's real easy. they must have computer programs or algorithms that can figure it out. >> the term you're looking for if the pronoun is echo, they can plagiarize anything they want.

you identify it as an echo. >> greg: i like that. >> tammy: this, to the very core of me bothers me because i hate grouping. right? and this is why i hate grouping because if anyone was just innocently watching tv and they are like, wow, two black people of power in college cheated. so i guess they all cheat. so the message, and you can't argue with that because the odds of two, it's crazy, right? and then you have to live in that stigma. so they are creating an environment that makes everyone generalize. if a black professor is in charge of a school, he probably cheated. because that's what they will put you into. they are re-creating the same thing. it used to be every time brothers walked into a grocery store everyone needs to pay attention because that's all we saw. we only saw the negative things. now at the highest level they aren't interested in black candidates of character, substance like the gentleman

you're talking about, they are interested in blacks who fall in line with their programming, who will just echo what they say, and as long as you echo what they say, you will get treats like jobs that you're plainly not qualified for and if anybody challenges you, then you play the black card, no, they are asked you because you're a plagiarist. give me a klansman any day of the week, we can sit across the table and say, i don't like you, i don't like you, let's eat food. you go your way. i'll go my way. by the way, tell your daughter i said hello. [laughter] [applause] >> greg: all right. up next, it's asylum they seek yet havoc they wreak. wreak. plus vitamin b12 to aid digestion. try align prob

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[laughter] >> greg: enough. do they come for peace when they assault police? surveillance footage shows an officer and lieutenant telling migrants to move along but the illegal soon pummeled them to the ground beating, kicking, and punching them. i haven't seen violence like that since someone tried to snatch something from judge jeanine. four of the five illegals were arrested charged with assault and promptly released without bail. manhattan d.a. allen bragg calls it justice served. one already had an open case. at nyc what we call an underachiever. the fifth was busted for attempted assault. three more suspects are being assault and the manhattan d.a.'s office says they are investigating, which is code for surfing porn until it's time to

clock out. meanwhile, pickpocketing teams of illegals are running amok all over the city. taking jobs from american pickpocketers. nearly a hundred of these poor downtrodden innocent hard working asylum seekers are popping up at pickpocketing crews. i wonder who could have seen this coming. [applause] >> greg: speaking of the orange devil, yes, democrat congressman robert garcia lost his damn mind over trump and his proposals for the southern border. watch. >> donald trump actually has said he wants to build alligator moats along the border. that's one of his incredible ideas. another idea that donald trump has promoted is he actually wants to electrify the border fence. maybe even put some spikes on the border. another idea, which i'm not sure

how well it would go is he wants to actually bomb northern mexico with missiles. and finally i think one of the ones that i think is the most grotesque is suggestions that maybe we should shoot migrant in the legs as they cross the border. so once again, the donald trump and maga plan is alligator moats, bombing northern mexico, shooting migrants in the legs, and electrifying the fence and putting spikes on them. >> greg: wow! these are all great ideas. i kid. [laughter] >> greg: i kid but am i really? i can kidding. am i? i am. am i? but keep in mind anonymous insiders were the ones who told the "new york times" about the alligators, electric fence, spikes and snipers back in 2019. who even knows if that's really what trump wants to do or if he was kidding when he said it. god knows i was joking when i said great job, kat. oh. >> kat: thanks, guys.

[laughter] >> greg: come on, alligators? we all know the best border defense is a pod of hungry bloodthirsty hippos. [laughter] >> greg: so it's kind of weird. what happened at times square is like a microcosm of everything. chaos versus order and it's like, in almost all walks of life we're seeing more and more chaos. >> it's funny you use the word chaos because i watched that recording and i say to myself, people are calling the republicans and the maga extremists and trump the party of chaos. well, if that's chaos, it seems to me that if you reelected trump we would have far less chaos than we've had under the last three years under biden. this is disgusting. [applause] >> we could not possibly have more chaos than we've had under

this current president. the second part of this whole thing is, this is why you don't put those damn hearings on tv. these are like cartoon commercials for these candidates, and you're right. notice they didn't put up any truth social posts or tweets or quotes. where trump actually said that. i'm no trump apologist but they didn't do that because there aren't any, because they took it from this anonymous source and then he made this big fun poster that was really kind of cool and he'll fundraise off of it. these turn into total circuses. >> greg: at least the attackers weren't dressed as cartoon characters, because usually that's the case in times square. >> alicia: "the new york post" also was sure to cite in the article, i'll say now, it's only a small percentage of migrants that are attached to crimes, right? you also mentioned the guy who already has two open assault cases and robbery cases. i just wanted to share the details of that because it's a little wild.

at macy's at herald square he punched a loss prevention officer and an employee at a nordstrom rack, he pushed, punched, and bit, imagine you're going to work at nordstrom rack, okay, you're already bum, you want to work at regular nordstrom, you're working at the rack, but you're like maybe if i do really good job at the rack i can go to the regular nordstrom. and then someone comes in and [ bleep ] bites you? that's insane so all of this to say, yes, my issue with the guy is not that he's a migrant. he's a mad man. you do not behave that way. >> greg: i said this today on "the five." it not about the people. it's about the policies and the democrats always make it about you're talking about the people, they are mostly peaceful. we're talking about the policy. i didn't know there was a rivalry between nordstrom and nordstrom rack. >> the rack is the only place

you can get plus size shoes so i just lie to my children and say the rack was better. >> greg: what is the nordstrom rack? >> kat: that's if you're rich. that's why you don't know. it's when you get things at a discount. you wouldn't be caught dead in a nordstrom rack. >> but i refuse to raise my children to believe we do the lower end racking. >> greg: what do you make of this, tyus? >> tyus: first, the mayor of new york city was a police officer, correct? >> greg: yes. >> so you would think messing with our men and women in blue would be a really bad idea. he's been there with boots on the ground. while we're looking at the video, these guys weren't trying to fight. they were trying to kick them in the head. kill shot. it's a kill shot. they were trying to line them up and kick them in the head. they weren't holding them. they weren't even punching them.

everyone was trying to kick the police officer in the head because when you kick somebody in the headlights out and once lights out the stomping and everything comes. we're just lucky that the police officers kept moving and evading even though they were dealing with one guy. so again, and, you're also, the mayor has the power to do something with the district attorney who is just letting him go. you just let someone attack -- what message does that send to someone? forget illegal aliens, i'm not calling them immigrants, just regular crime in general, police -- nothing is going to happen to you. you can attack two policeman in broad daylight and be out in the afternoon. >> if i walked around the corner and punched a cop i would be in jail for the foreseeable future and to michele's point, the past year has been legitimate chaos and now the biden administration is realizing chaos doesn't pull well. they are saying, no, no, no, i need congress to give me

authority to close the board. you have authority and everything trump did, you undid and you canceled remain in mexico and you canceled deportations, and you canceled the wall. all you have to do tomorrow is sign a little order and it all starts again. by the way, alligators in the rio grande would be safer than it would be now because they wouldn't get in the water with alligators and now they get in the water and they are drowning every single day. put the alligators in the water because you would save lives. [applause] >> greg: see you later, alligator. up next, the media cries about their demise.

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atlantic, is journalism headed toward an extinction level event. politico, news business is really cratering. the industry is more dire than ever. the "washington post", journalism may never again make money. this is weird. it seems like they are trying to prepare their employees for some bad news. here come the pay toilets. [laughter] >> thank you, michelle. somebody found that funny. all right. now, these doom sayers chalk the problems up to not keeping up with changing times. which is a real switch. usually they blame trump. in this case they should have blame him. he introduced fake news. joe biden says they claim it even when he's breathing but trump made what we all thought in our heads palpable that the media creates stories for the

media, not for the consumers because they hate every single one of you and then wonder why you aren't buying their lies so the mainstream media gets every big story wrong and then blames the changing times. yet, so it's "times" fault. we would have succeeded if nothing changed. where is this headed? a columnist predicts in the future lots of news organizations will essentially be charities asking rich people and also you to help them provide a critical service that the market won't support. oh, so now rich people are good. sorry. jeff bezos bought the "washington post" and it still sucks. maybe journalists to do the work to earn back the public's trust. we're not asking for anything spectacular. we just want them to gather the facts and tell us what they find. that's their job. little things, you know, like not hiding joe biden's decline or john fetterman's struck or hunter's laptop. that or maybe it's simple.

they just need hotter journalists. trace gallagher. i don't mean to blow fox news's horn although my contract is up. it seems in this decline, fox news is not affected by this. it's like, we keep growing, and my theory is that we have a strong bond with populist reporting, and we don't fall for fake news. once in a while we might. >> we've been anti-censorship as well. you look at these other networks and they have been pro censorship. you look at cnn, i watched the other day after this trial where the $83 million verdict came down against trump and he was issuing a statement and christian had to fact check the statement. they got a copy of it and they said lies, lies, lies, we're not going to show this. you think, at what point did journalists start saying we're

going to tell you what your ears can take? what if we did that for the state-of-the-union address. we get copies of it beforehand. do we go through it and line item by item out. that's not what it's about. we saw in covid censorship beyond the pale. it happened and we as a news organization were favor of every idea, throw it out there and if it doesn't work, it doesn't work but at least it's out there and the media is now in favor of censorship across the board. >> greg: they are saying now it should be less of a profit making career and more like a mission. so they are kind of admitting what they were doing all along, that they are portraying activism as journalism. now they can just be activists. >> kat: the lack of self-awareness piece, it was really striking, talking about what are the biggest crises facing us and how should we be

reporting those and one was republicans being increasingly and scary in terms of how undemocratic they are, right? and that it needs to be tackled, not like how msnbc does it but still sttackled. but it wasn't more specific, and about the radicalized republicans. don't you want to examine the y. when someone is shouting at you like you racist subhuman trash garbage nobody is going to look at that and please tell me more. i want to hear more. that's a major way that people become radicalized. clearly the person who wrote this had never even met a republican because it equated trumpism and republicans and everybody knows there is a bit of a fight in the republican party about trump versus not. so really what people do want, i think, is reporting on issues and people don't trust the media but you should ask yourself why people don't trust the media. why people don't want to listen. the person who wrote that really just no interest in

self-examination or maybe just truly can't see it. >> greg: or stupid. that's what i say. tyus, it's weird, as these are failing and dying i feel like i have never seen so much news, like i can get news everywhere and anywhere. >> tammy: it's not news. you're getting opinions and feelings. that's the problem. journalism is pretty much dead. a dinosaur. if you're a journalist, when you're reporting a story the narrative is irrelevant. it's the story so even if i voted democratic, and i'm doing a story on democratic senator it turns out he's getting gold bars and brand-new stacks of money in his closet i won't go into bad how republicans r. i'll just tell the story and let the people decide the facts and how i vote and how i feel has nothing to do with the story i'm telling. it's just the facts but now it's feelings, and they have made business off of it for a long time. the problem is they keep telling everybody this is rain, no, this is piss on our back. we're getting peaked on, you're

lying to us and after a while people don't have to turn on the news to get the opinion. they get it in their house. the disconnect is there. instead of saying we've got it wrong. we never got it wrong. times are changing. people don't have the attention span. it's everybody else's fault. it's funny because they always talk about how unamerican republicans are. correct me when i'm wrong, when trump lost how many cities were burned down by republicans? did we even have a volunteer for the republican party, did we have anyone? no, we said, son of a bitch, i've got to go back to work. >> greg: i hate it when mean say they are peeing on me and it turns out it's rain. i pay so much money and hourly, i might at. last word to you. >> michele: kat and i saw some

similar things. in the future lots of news organizations will be run by charities asking rich people to provide the money. like rich people don't have agendas? like rich people wouldn't say, of course, i'll finance your publication, and you will write these articles and you will ignore those articles. and what kat has pointed out this guy also said these are the issues we need to cover. the anti-democratic rift in the republican party. what about the leftists in the democratic party? so again, this is so troublesome because what he is suggesting is that we should support and almost charitably support the news, which is going to be fraught with all kinds of fraud. like i said, gender bias. it's stupid. >> greg: it is stupid. see, i was right. are any lessons learned when couches get returned? which penetrates deep to target the source of pain with nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory medicine

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[applause] >> greg: a woman takes a lot of heat for returning a dirty love seat. successfully returning a cosco couch that she bought 2 1/2 years ago and it set the internet ablaze. who knew costco had couches. i know where i'm watching the ingram angle. i love some raymond arroyo. she shared her experience on tik tok. >> do i want to preface, it is very intimidating going in there with a big giant purchase and you're returning it. so it's very intimidating. a lot of people staring at you. but who cares. they have an awesome return policy. buy your furniture from costco. you can return it if you don't like it anymore. >> greg: wow what a return policy. what if you could do that with

co-hosts. >> kat: you can. >> we're going to switch seats. >> greg: but this lady is not alone. in fact, many famous people have returned couches in the past. for instance, kamala harris once returned a couch. that's weinstein's. [laughter] [laughter] >> greg: here's what joe biden returned. and hunter biden tried to return this. i can't even see what that is. all right. tyus, have you ever returned anything? >> no, i haven't. it's funny, when i was growing up if i got a toy that was broken, mom, we've got to take it back. i'll put some tape on it. be fine. be thankful. we never returned nothing. it got recycled into something else. the tv broke, it became a coffee table and you put a new tv on top of it.

we own the same house. as an adult, i refuse to admit i've been duped. returning it means i was wrong and she was right. >> greg: michele, you're a woman, you've returned things they have worn for a long time. >> michelle:: i never return anything that i've worn for a long time. >> greg: throw it away after wearing it. >> michelle:: what? the only thing i really ever wanted to return was this perm i got in college but you can't return them. i've had trouble returning things but this policy is crazy. if you can return a 2 1/2 year old couch because it no longer matches your furniture it's wild. >> kat: i don't think it is because who would do that?

>> greg: it's based on the logic no one word. >> kat: she's a weird lady. that's fine. i don't have a problem with that i'm not anti-weird ladies but nobody wants to return a couch because you have to move a couch. >> don't you think this is going to open up a flood gate of returns to costco. >> kat: i still don't want to move my couch. even if something falls on it, well, it's gone forever. >> i returned a vacuum three years later. your mom gives you a vacuum. we never used it. who vacuums in college and i returned it because we needed beer money and they took most of it back but we didn't have the piece where you reach up and do the thing. >> kat: did you -- >> we used it for a wiffle ball. >> greg: di return a vacuum once but it wasn't a housecleaning vacuum. >> he steals hand witches, liking his food airtight.

>> greg: thank you for that. up next, bust a gut over a typo at pizza hut.

>> a story in five words. >> greg: story in five words. the very worst typo ever? all right, kat. an ontario pizza hut, they have

them there, announced they had to close for the evening by using a makeshift sign that said do to unforeseen circumcisions, is it possible that the entire staff is jewish? [laughter] >> kat: i don't think that's relevant at all. i looked at this for a very long time and wondered, what's wrong with it? your brain fills it in. >> greg: did you have more? >> kat: i was going say i've made a worst typo. >> greg: like what? >> kat: you know on instagram you can react to stories. i dropped my phone and somehow on the ground it bumped something, i reacted, i fiery reacted to somebody talking, sharing that their grandma died. >> greg: she died in a fire. >> kat: i'm so sorry, like -- it

was so bad. it was so bad, somebody i didn't know that well, i don't think they knew i was still following them. >> greg: i'm sure she got a good laugh. grandma would have laughed. michelle, i guess at that pizza hut don't order the sausage. >> michelle: that's exactly where my brain went. i was thinking, oh, my gosh, pepperoni sausage, pizza, good lord. >> tyrus: -- >> greg: any in your life? >> tyrus: the little circle ones, calamari. >> greg: any bad typos. >> tyrus: i was doing a basketball game and i was calling play-by-play. >> michelle: there is something called a loose ball foul, a foul that comes away from the

basketball. i said loose bowel foul. >> greg: loose bowl foul. >> tyrus: my flight instructor made the same mistake. instead of synchronize your watch he said circumcise your watch. so the joke was, sir come size your watch. >> greg: how about you, tyus? >> tyrus: how can circumcision be unforeseen. i think everybody in the room knows what's going down. >> michelle: not my son when he was a newborn. too two just assume he doesn't know. >> greg: did you have any typo in your life? >> i don't have typos, but, my problem is, i text in facts. i'm a facts checker, which means i have no feelings in my text messages. >> greg: that's true. >> the other side of my world, my wife is all feelings. i just text, what's up, what time is dinner, i'm out?

that was rude, that was cold, no, it was the facts. i don't text anyone, you have to understand -- apparently it's demeaning. if you feel like being visually or mentally circumcised, text me. >> greg: all right. we'll be right back. (marquis) with a custom private 5g network. (ella) we get more control of production, efficiencies, and greater agility. (jen) that's enterprise intelligence. (vo) it's your vision, it's your verizon. - bye, bye cough. - later chest congestion. hello 12 hours of relief. 12 hours!! mucinex dm gives you 12 hours of relief from chest congestion and any cough, day or night. mucinex dm. it's comeback season. now try mucinex instasoothe sore throat medicated drops. jordan's sore nose let out a fiery sneeze, so dad grabbed puffs plus lotion to soothe her with ease. puffs plus lotion is gentle on sensitive skin and locks in moisture to provide soothing relief. a nose in need deserves puffs indeed. america's #1 lotion tissue.

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