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>> all right. before we get to some newe new stories, let's do this. >> greg's leftover me. it's leftovers. i read the jokes we did use this week. and as always, my fi it's my fit time reading them. so if they , we'll tie joe mackie's y suck to the back of a truck and drive away. it's too bad. enjoys i t. >> all right. the first one. ooh, a diaper spa in newhire hampshire is catering to adults where they role play as babies in diapers and to show customers how it's done. they brought in a profession called speaking of joe. he's finally heading to ohioo bn and plans to visit east palestine, where he will likely

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>> passengers are now being asked to lose their own luggagluggage.e. chucky cheese is releasing a cookbook. it's about time, said one man . few people. investigators may have found amelia earhart's long lost airplane. and, of course millio the turn signal still was still on. do they even have turn signal. and finally, wheel of fortune were outraged this week, sayingi a player was robbes d of a prizf after clearly solving easipuzzle. >> and the answer was probably the easiest thing you'd ever see.e. now to the news. >> a senate staffer got railed but still won't be jailed. capitol police announcedcharge

they will not bring charges against a former democrat agaifer who was filmed all fours having inside a senate hearing roofom, though they admit it was a perfect impression of the american taxpaye was ar. oh, you know, we can't air the screenshot of the because it's too graphic. and also breakfastbecause too i it home with him for the weekend. >> so instead, we're going to show you our producer jeans artistic interpretation.reta ittion is so unlike these staffs cheats. the case has been closed, at least for now. investigators could reopen it in new evidence come to light, although it's unlikely they'll get to the bottom it. they aren't even asking forthey tips. police concluded there was no evidence a crime wascluded t, by it was likely a violation of congressional policy. a viand the staffers just happy to put this incident behind him

. >> but it's really stunning. no charges are being filed . jacob chansley, the infamous january 6, shannon sharman got 41 months in lockdown in solitary confinemen41 monthtc praying inside the u.s. senate chamber. talk about getting the shaft. . and this gets nothing. capitol police also add thatd hi he exercised his fifth amendment right to remain silent and refused to talk to thet emain sim. fer to he also rejected their offer g to go rollerblading. so it turns out laying pipe is no different than that january six pipe bomb. differenthey pursue it, perhapse it's an inside job. yeah. huh. walter, do you think thiss is is justice served or it's just ju that's lostor its disincentive to discontinue ? >> well, now we know officially that it's legal to have on camera in the senate. >> yeson.

that was an unclear point of law before. and until you test a situation, you don't really know. yes, but now. now world knows it's legal. yes.s and soit i think the line forms at the right. yes. i. >> i think every senator, every age should take a ruvery aidn ag this. >> it's one of the few non illegal things they dol. i, i think the thing with is you get used to it. y woke me up.ge you know, you get what's called whlindness. watch too much of it. thi and when i saw this, i was like, this is somethins g and this is something i want more of. it was also point of view. it was shot from the point of view of one of the participants. so you could imaginene of th yof in the scene. mm-hmm.

and i think american shouldnc have a chance to feel what it's like to screw a senatee to in tl hey, buddy. thanks for taking all the awayh me this episode. >> very much. appreciate it. uh, it's late for you, todd.hise do you think this would have turned out differently if, tead it perhaps, instead of beio a democrat, it was a magcrata extremist? 100%. because let's keep in mind these prosecutor?s found no violation of law because they said this senate room was theyt to the public, so therebyr you don't get public indecency lawseby at play. but you better believe if i that was republican one republican hetero, they would have found a way to make it public, make i t a and go after these people and look what happened to lauren boebert. i mean, she was in a randofterht in our sacred honored capital having some fun with a n dude. and the democrats wanted to expel her from congressto. 't the double standard doesn't just apply to january six. it applies to the other 364

days of the year. so it was closed for days of puo but open for the . thank you. thank you. kat. i y. e a theor >> you like to hear it. you have a choice. no, you don'i have at. reason the reason they are pursuing this is because of the other y aren partner who is a very po person. right? just like the white house. thcainwas a powerfule. they. they don't find it necessary. necessary to investigate becaus necesoe might come to anr that would punish someone veryow high. >> yeah, i get. i get how that's fun to believe maybe. ohiso, was insulting. maybe that's it. no, i think that the explanatmight bet be something a little more simple than that. i think it's possible that maybe he didn't break any laws because this is a situation where they felt like . they didn't need to make any law. yeah, i think that's true. this is new turf. yes. >>r waske my daughte actually even part of the orientation. you know, like they're probably not like, here's your key. you have 24/7 access, but we dyw draw the line at darts.

you're going to play if your must and like, don't don't make a p out of it. right. like, that's not in the handbook. that's not like there's law because it's not a thing that you think of needing to make a laa thing eedingw. that is so true. m so many things that haveany happened in the last five years have happened because we never expected they would becausd hap. like you wouldn't expect that illegal immigrants would be able to come over heryoe and mass beat up cops becausegh we never thought that that would happen happen.. but now it does. tyrus, what say you? justice served wha on a platter. >> well, somebody was served, greg oh, if this is the precedent, if it's. no, it wasn't open to the general public at the time of of confirmation, wouldn't that then send message to any facility that once it closes? yeah, it's game on. yeah. so like literally yeah, a fews o of you eager fans tonight want

to wait for us to leave at the ike to s of the show. i would just like to say say i would just like to say this chair has the least amount of use so for the most bang for, your buck do it in greg's chair not these chairs and you know where he's been so don't do it in his chair. houl >> not this chair.m why do you should direct him to like the fox and friends sett there, that curvy couch and no one does it on the fox and friends that that couches universe is reserved for >> wnever he comes in. . we got to go to break. yeah. and tell us more about your new book,. yeah. bosus.t. it's cooking with doocy. cooking with yes, the lord and doocy. >> yeah. meal for everyone. all right. up nex

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brain computer interface prvices to prolongof their functional authority in governmenolonalt, meaning evn as they age into their eighties and ninetiesage into, they'll jp going like an energizer bunny trapped inside. mitch mcconnell's body and the. tech could reportedly be implanted into their brainsit in secret, allowing senile senatorshe to regain their mobility and speech. >> after years of cognitive n mobilie. ork on now it won't work on everyone. first, you have to haveu a brain,ha but it gets wilder.bg the report also examines the possible oddity of thoseer very brain chips malfunctioning or even being hacked by foreign adversaries, which eliminates the need to bribe hunter biden. but the report paints a picture of our elderly leaders alternating between confused, incoherent and artificiall oy ci clarity, which got us totygot us wondering could this already

be happening. roday, we're here to answe the most important of questions. is. emocracy stilltions. >> america's sacred caste used to make beer brewed here. >> it is used to make the who defines who authorized nature great lakes. >> i believe that america is big enougi believe g h, strong enough, blessed enough for all of us is exceed the group included groundbreaking asian like beer, wine and and the shanghai. i'm sure changa koala. >> we just have to remember jus who we we're the united states of america. >> putin's kleptocracy. yeah kleptocracy. but the guys who are the kleptocracy so maybe

it's not a far fetched theory.. i guess our best plan is to unplug joe. r bestwait 2 minutes, and then g him back in again. >> todd, it's okay. is it does it bother you thatth the pentagon is spending our moneon is spy basically wrin treatments for screenplays for cronenberg? i actually had a different take on this. >> intt that this article and the corresponding study was really interesting. dw what it also looked at, itas looked at china and all ans that china could do. and i feel like to a certain extentto a cer we were not readr covid. and if you really delve into that article, it's basically saying what if china or some otherwhat i world power weaponized it purposefully? ch i mean, there's questionsr wn as to whether china weaponized covid purposely, but what if they did something in the futureinpurposelwhat that realle the antidote for? they're all fine of the socialag distancing measures that they ended up takin measureg.

in fact, they just immunized themselves to it. the rest of the world sufferedhn . i found that part of itfo fascinating. but the thinunt fascg that don'r comforting, these people that are in dc right now, especiallty the old people, are holding on republicans and democrats mae have way too many people over 75, 80 years old who should be playing with grandkids ing withrunning the government . and if this were to take hold, there would be there woulds thaw be powers that you guys would want them to be. thost theme vessels that they cd control, like our president and cat. it's like they refuse to step up and step aside already as says this is another excusenr to hang around. >> dianne feinstein didn't leave until she was at death's dooruntil sh. leave >> it's so messed up.bee they literally just cause she died. i know whyshe di they do that to a man. yeah, they're discriminating. as >> they're discriminating against a post lifer. yeah, there's. yeah, this is scary. you know, this is scary because, like, you think of all go wrong with your

technology all the time, like, and also. >> sorry, but who is worse with technology than the really old people, whicwith tech it's t on them like i don't, right? i don't even want to learn any of the new stuff really. okay. but like, their chip is going to bff, reale they're going to e signing up for all the viruses. yeah. they're always like, o chip gocp got that? and then, you know, now we are getting nuked, right?the like if, like, put the peoplbue like the finger on the button or whatever, if it's actually in their brain, they're going to leave themselve their brwills to so much that they'll be like, oh, like my chip told me i like, i a laptop, you know, and then peopwill never be for foreign governments to hack people because they'll get the technology put in and they'll just still trust the interns to help them with that. they'll never lear wn of itp thm selves and then we'll all be screwed. yeah. and they're likese we will, like old senators all be trying to marry nigerian prince s. tyrus. what do you think. >> this is realistic. well i if it's let's say

it's true, can you start it now ? >> because the we're hearing every nigh becat i put a chip in his brain. yeah, but so we can figure it out. out. figure i'm fine with that.t's al and if it's already happening, we're seeing some of the problemsreseeing they need. the updated version. yeah. we saw mitch reboot in then. middle of a speech. you know, biden keeps getting hacked by hunter. >> that's why you hear in two coming outces of his mouth at one time. so, yeah, if if they're goin.gai do it, do it now. just because everything they said is is the side effect is already happening. so without the boost we'reing wi already dealing with they don't leave anyways. yeah. the and getting weird anyway so iftu that man put a chip in their headt to them, go back to havig to talk and think they're smart, that might be better because then they'll thl, you know, like if mitch all of a sudden got cool and showed up dressed with,h like, today's fashion and like,

what it is, i'm herefashion, ret y'all, they would be like, see,d because you can be old and senile, but you can't be old and cool. no, that's c so, yeah, it might be a good thing that they're all wearing like, today's stuff. like we're ing today' swifty joe. >> we're going to see taylor swift, and then we'll be lik oing to e, cool old people.. >> vote them out. if it's just. >> if they can put chipsps i in individual's brains and havne lead us, that means babies, ba could get this toobi. we could be led by babies of infants that, you know, have these precocious chips in their brain. but i think that the ecociousy one in john fetterman. >> and it turned him into a conservative. yefettermad him into s. he was he was red tipped. yeah. red shirt. exactl ry. a sign we just have to find the signall and then we'll have remote controenl powers over. our leaders will be like stage flap your arms like a bird. you know, i would really lookaro forward to that.

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about snickers bar? >> well, it's going to stop. >> americans, we're tired of being played for suckera, we and that's why i ran to keepeep these guys keep on and get the prices down. so in joe's mushy mind, there's greed. flash in but no bite inflation. sorry, gramps. maybe those items would be cheaper . tores di >> stores did need to keep them under lock and key. fuelde weren't sky high and pri the fed wasn't printing money to give to other countries. toillegal immigrants and student loan deadbeats, otherwise known as joe's constituency. the stores that aren't already closing du thae to crime are mey responding to the inflation juat jumped undeo thr his administration, which saps the value of our paycheck. whic less and products are worth more. so either suddenly all the supermarked worth mot and food g got greedy at once or a senileyt blowhard never worked in the

private sector is wrong. sect harder thanre a chinese lobbyist, but then here again he attacks things that, unlike him, keep america afloat. epgrocery chains, natural gas, a working border, law enforcement, indoor plumbing.en joe should thank capitalism wiery timet, he enters a store because without that system which works, despite everything, the demse syha donei to undermine it, the american public would have turned on him ages ago . w but as long as we have food and and gas and amazon and netflix, joe can lie about the country as easily as he shakes hands with dead people. but he's right about one thing. weerica is tired's right of beig played for suckers. we can only be distracted for so long with breadbed circus and circuses, especially when the bread's doubled in price. and the circusn the br clown is the guy in charge. is it me, or does this guy no

concept of how the economy works. econom the outcomes for the cause of the outcomes. yeah, it also just kind of thehe whole thing felt very like old yells at cloud. >> yeah. yeah. it's like in the grocery storeot . it's, you know, it's a snickers. the thing is like in therem., ke i call that you better the girl and you're just like, okay, grandpa, like i like you. you got you're right. like, i think anybody, regardless of any of their political views, watches that and is likeal views, you k, i think he's on it. >> yeah i think he's got p i think when i go to the store like he's going to take people are just like, okayy. i don't think anyone's even thinking about it that much anymore. it's just like, what? hekemore. he doesn'snt know't kh anything cost. he doesn't know what he's saying. i thinw what he isk even sayingt know how the economy works. that's that's like a very charitable to say. ing cl they weren't even close to that yet. titus, does this you offos or is it just funny? >> it's funny until i. the shopping at my house. yeah, i he can he's such

you know, i try yes, i try hard to be positive about the other a side like i got to talk about one thing this dudut onee couldn't even get a story without about snickers. >> yeah. without screwing it up and think we don't know the difference between dos and snickers.th they took it for suckers. no, the stories about snickers as a candybout bar. >> yeah. suckers is something that you get. you give to people if they evend smell your haiy ba something you r. you know? but the whole point of goingent after president trump watrums expose him. >> so we had it for four years.e we a transparent white house. we knew vote. we knew who voted, who didn'twh vote. we who was responsible because they were happy to tell us. >> yeahapph so trump fixed the border by taking his pen and writing out his really

annoying eval signature that they were all scared of. and he added all these lawhes lw to stop border. so now we have a president who forgets. we've beenpresident wh watchingt four years because you made politics transparent by trying o to expose the evil red headed monsteher. so we know how it works now. and so when he says i can't do anything, who are you speaking to? >> you, us?. what trump did, you could do the same thing. sod do he says all the it's the stores. there's never a follow up question ever thismi administration what storesnistra what stores should we avoid specifically, sir? wh it whole is it fresh market? like what is the store that weew should be focused on doing this stuff? because again, to cash point, he has no idea what he's talking about. and the american people, we se e it you can't you can no longer. you get when you got to kiss this now before you bang it's like we know now you know what i'm saying we're nonow nowt falling for those other guys.

i've always said that i should have a very different way of saying it, but f i believe i. i know it sounds nasty, but it's just me really aggressively saying, give me a hint. yeah. before you completely screw me over. and he's not kissing at, you know, do you think with this snicker line, he was snicker he saw one of the snics from halloween, the little fun size thing which i have to be this bag. and i clown they're not trying to hide his dementia. they're telling him, just go with it. yeah, i know. >> he called americans suckers for paying retai l forat are groceries. >> what? what are we supposed to do, shoplifte suft? yeah, or haggle. you know, as this spam is four bucks, i'll give it to you.

i had. >> that was the greatest insult of my lifetime that a president has paid me that i'm and cker for wanting to eang tot and not being willing to shoplift my foog wid. s you know, it's funny, right? we've said this on the show. wa like suckers and we watch people of people running out wit of costco with 900 bucks or whatever worth the stuff. we're going like, why are we that we are the suckers? >> he just told us we're the suckers for puttintold ug with this. i mean, we y are. >> not only is cat right, as he sounds like he's ranting in a, you know, dog park or something . >> but. but, but, but he's turningbody on everybody who's productive on behalf of everybody who isn'roductivt. and i'm tired of his insults. yeah, i, i could win the insult contest ten times over with him but he gets to be on tv and i t

whent get to talk back. >> except when i come here. exactly. you know, it's true. like chere trump insulted the p. they didn't. he never insulted the people. and that's all joe does, is it? it's of the people. but it's from a position of ignorance. yeah. he completely has no idea how a supermarke posit het. >> do you think the the supermarkets want the prices to be sup high? absolutely not. they don't make money off abthey dh. moneing hig they make money off of prices pi being low and sellingume more because are a volume business. so if you have more money in youbusiness moneyr and you cy more goods, that grocery store make mors money. >> yeah. so if he doesn't understand that simple transactio n, onomy? how can he one the economy. >> oh wait he can't. yeah it's so why do they haveey sales right. it's like they low pricese are what gets people in. >> what an idiot. all righ t i'm almost done with them. >> coming up old joe's obsessed with the dumbest members of the preswith thes.

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we now know who's runningo is r the countruny. so explains a lot now. now the snickers thing doesn'te seem so. oh, boy. and it's your fault because you made fun of scarborough. auh and he showed you because he's the pretend president of united states. yes. . here you ge ident ofo. the unitd >> gutfeld yes. it's so weird, walter, to start the morninst g he'd start theyourse morning by trying to make yourself stupid. it'sg up and going,l hey, you know what? i feel smart. i'm goin g to shave off 30 iq points. what's on mornin offg joe? so we find out that morningjoe joe is programming naptime. joe every day. yeah. okayamming nme this used to hapn with the days of our lives and my grandmahe. ke >> like, we knew if some wifee cheated on her husbandwi dinner she'd be talking about adultery. >> it's terrible would be t. and so because he's beings aide

programed, his aides are now being forced to watch the show so they can anticipate what he's going to be concerned about duringte what day. >> yeah. so, i mean, what a crazyhich w situation in which, you know, whoever is puttingho joe, you know, morning joe's words in his ear is actually whispering into the president's mind actuallo th. >> so that's the most powerful person in america, some producer at msnbc. right. that's frightening. you know, it's true. it's i that is. t is.s he's getting is he actually is getting his news from a soap opera whenom a s. loo >> you look at those two right now. they were together, all had different spouses and now they're married. but i know the left is goingey . to go out and say, oh, well, well, trump did this with fox and friends when was president? >> the difference is and this is a plug fo andr "fox and frie" is the fact that fox oftenet fo speaks to the american peoplx eu it does stories about the concerns of the american people .

>> and i know that sounds like a catchy plug, but it's real. and msnbc is very insider. >> it's morning show is a dc bubble for the old people that were hippies that are no longe r ,you know, cogent and cognizant of life and the dc ot of lif dc establishment. so it's -- it's it's a circulars line of thinking and it's useless. it uses for the country definitely u for uses it's a stupid loop cat. it's a stupid loop. you have stupidity coming one way, it gets reinforced, sends it back and it just keeps going aroundit back , around and a merry go round of idiocy, if . u will >> if you will. i was just one. i was just wondering.>> like, do you think nico gets jealous? do you think they fight about it? yes, because i definitely would. i would be, ike, oh, sorrydefine you're out of time from like, oh, the president environment, like, right, like she probably like what? look how upset she looks. just for example, over there, ay i know she's always upset that she gets resting upselookt

face. >> okay, well played. well played because i'm not t going to hate on that because so do i. te othatand i know you smile.ous i do. yeah. but more thamile.n that. but, you know, i'm leaving out the smiley face. she looks shaming people, but she's definitely she's like she's probably . me?hy not why not me?u and i just i bet you they fighth about. eyi you like. argum that's the thing. that argument, no matter where it starts, it always endenattere there. >> yeah. i just like the manchurian candidate. wo i like th they could say anyg and joe would do it by noon. >> just imagine. you know, i think it's true. yet nobody else watches. isn't that crazy? because when president trump watch somethin sident tg had to watch out it, they could find how evil it was. yeah. you knowvil it, cool or whatever biden watches it and everyone's like, well, i mean, he i guessye he's, got to watch what he's got to watch. i'm not watch it. no one no one flips on. they shoul.d be the most popular morning news shows on the planet because the president, thank god he doesn't watch the view. yeah

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