and tip for us tonight, watch "fox & friends" weekend tomorrow the court 10:00, a great weekend show from a four hours a month you never know what's going to happen. i hope you 9:00 to noon eastern time. michael goodman in the new york post, according to the tv guide, jimmy failla show is ready to go, fox news saturday night with jimmy starts right now my car is late so i'm going to have to stay here and watch. ♪

fox news saturday night. hopping. ♪ and just like that, cable news party back. good to see you, everybody. as you know, i spent most of my adult life driving a taxi in new york city where i conversed quite regularly with wizards and women of the night. this week's panel has one of each say hello to comedian and odysseus, karen fisher, there she is. fox nation and faith in the house, i'm going to try not to get emotional. comedian, actor and leave suspect in every missing person case in his neighborhood, chris is here as well, my man, looking good. hello, everybody like a million bucks. >> i was hoping to be a wizard. >> we are going to get there. you two should know this, karen does not like this.

the real story, we found that, our friendship is based on the road again for we drove to college listen to this album and presented the quality of the music so much we left convinced john lennon shot himself. [laughter] that's another story for another time and there's a lot to get to with you maniacs for the first, allow me to have a work of the american people who are great away. if you asked most reporters, they would tell you the biggest news story of the week was the release of a new book called cancel culture dictionary available for purchase right now at fox news books.com but i want to make this monologue about buying my book at fox news books.com because let's face it, can buy on amazon, walmart, barnes & noble, just about everywhere fine books are sold. you can get an autographed copy at jimmy signed book.com. i and the book were both favorable this week, a must

read, thanks for that and i'm featured on the biggest billboard at times square and while we can agree there's no doubt giving this book will be a crime, even i know it wouldn't be the wildest crime of the we week. america used to be considered michael jordan of countries but lately it feels like part of the career where he quits the mba and plain minor league baseball. nothing makes sense. not even the new ridesharing program in los angeles. this woman reportedly had a french bulldog snatched away outside a whole foods and when the dog never attempted to drive off, she jumped on the hood of the car. >> my last resort was to stand in front of the car and tell her not to go and they drove into me and pushed me out of the hood and i wasn't going to leave the car and i along and they took off. >> that is the difference between owning a dog and a kat, by the way. her kat wants to get going, it hates you. [laughter] we all know that to be true but your dog is your dude and you

fight to the death of your dog although i should warn you jumping on the hood like this is incredibly dangerous because police believe the car had a female driver. >> what i was trying to say before i insulted half the audience and 75% of the panel's society is out of control and it's not just here in america. these climate protesters group soup on the mona lisa this week although they don't call them climate protesters in rent, it's pronounced [bleep] and don't get me wrong, it's not easy to grow up with rich parents who never be you. even a black woman like myself could see where that might be challenging but seriously, you have to cashing a masterpiece is in bringing anybody into your tent. even a place like san francisco where a tent is considered luxury apartment. mandate the story brought me up.

the toy store and inspired the toy story movies is closing after 86 years because of what the owners call local perils private, a very fancy way of saying nobody wants to shop for toy story merged with every guy outside the store has a buzz and woody. [laughter] you didn't get offended, it's a well-written joke. have a friend, it's a different vibe right now i'm post toy story, are you not? >> it made me weird because as i grew up anytime i saw it twice mishandled, i would say are you okay? i realize i was talking to adu adult. >> we all the toys that were mishandled. >> i'm here to protect you. >> we spent a lot of time in sunnyside. >> on the bright side, san

francisco has other entertainment options for your kids but bring your wallet because drag shows are cheap. don't get me wrong, angels are going to love cinnamon but bring greater on will choke you with a boa which is hotter than it sounds. you haven't lived but anyway, these are dumb jokes but they will only get dumber. [laughter] time to head to the digital stampede of stupidity we call x or twitter or whatever name elon musk get stoned and gives it next. a group of right-wing twitter influencers claim the nfl is fixing the super bowl as part of the site will allow taylor swift preferred team kansas city chiefs to win the big game as the story goes ultimately give her endorsement of joe biden even more in the 2024 election. i know what you're thinking, kat crazy, i can't believe joe biden is still going to be on the ticket by november. >> by the way, used to make it

here brewed beer -- thanks for the great lakes. [laughter] if you're drinking right now, poured out for the sign language interpreter, she's only her money. it's so right wing folks, seriously. how much we do have to smoke how many women have to reject you to make a story like this and have that much bile toward taylor swift? the super bowl draws 130 million viewers a year. the nfl makes 18 billion in revenue each season. they don't need a democratic president for any about to happen so why did i miss the enterprise time? 's elite can't even fix the cleveland browns uniforms let alone one of the biggest media spectacles in the world. the super bowl was fixed in trump's favor because they need the book is involved and trump did own casinos. >> a small casino long time and we made it big and grand. >> the thing about trump is his

motto say, hard not to be . anyway, the only time biden gambles is when he leaves the house without a diaper. long story short. on the right they hate taylor swift because they show her too much but that's not taylor's fault, she felt in love with a guy that can tolerate her for more than a few months. travis kelsey, sure. i don't look that he endorsed the vaccine that didn't work the way they told me it would look at johnson & johnson they didn't tell me it was magic johnson and keyshawn johnson. can't catch covid but i can catch a pass. look at the hands on jimmy but travis kelsey busted his -, he's a hall of fame player. if you want to shake the biggest popstar in the world, he has every right to interview ask jet fans in my town from a they rather look at taylor swift than the game. the about this, crazy conspiracy

theorist, the last time jets won the super bowl we hadn't even faked the moon landing yet. a week of stolen jobs, damaged paintings and don't be style some of the world needs to spend less time reading social media and more time reading books. there is. all right, panel. let's talk about this. >> that was long. [laughter] i love let's talk about this because before we chat, we are all contending for the prestigious yellow jacket given in my taxi garage to the driver for the best -- actual postshi postshift, one worth referencing. one parent has ever won the yellow jackets are based on tonight's panel it's physically impossible. i kid. great to see you. >> party when it? >> whoever has the most fun -- a little trick. >> your 6-foot nine, it will fit you anyway. >> i'm ready. >> it's 10:00, saturday night.

you are pro- dog. >> our people and i dog? >> as a pro- dog person, you get jumping on the hood? >> we talk about celebrity dogs, kardashians whole history of pets running away. let's flaky and it's weird because the only missing dog poster with a airbrushed the pet. >> i paid $1800 for my pet, he but i am. >> my concern is jumped on the car makes them maybe think the dog has something else going on besides just being a dog. >> something they buried inside, diamonds in its stomach. >> you are good with the latest and i'm not saying that in a joking fashion. sitcom star, decorated comedian in this matters.

network famous, that's not nothing. don't think there's an unhealthy hatred for taylor swift that has nothing to do with she's doing? >> she's getting a lot of stage time, i don't see what's wrong with it. >> i couldn't care less into whole thing going to the pro bowl, you can now hot chicks, cuticle 22 a days hoping to spend saturday nights with the blowup doll although some of the guys she's dated preferred the blowup doll but i'm trying to say think everybody needs to calm down because we are assigning political value to everything everybody does but football, it's just football, shouldn't it just be football? >> i think they are showing her too many times and i don't like it for them. >> she told the cameras to go away. >> it's making me miss people taken me. [laughter] never will country is on fire. are you okay with taylor swift?

>> i love taylor swift. i paid three grand to see her in new jersey. >> you're in luck because she's here. refill red cups because ran to his coming up next, joe on the scene parceling down the law and jump judge jimmy and stars of the hit reality show former want a wife, stay here for the good stuff next. ♪

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is a fascinating moment, his next interview creatures absolute comedy royalty tonka with eddie murphy in the 80s. the legendary comedian and host of the joe morning show, joe is

here. got back it's great to see you. great to see you. >> a lot of people lost money on this. >> i watched the show, you don't have any toe fungus commercials. [laughter] are only cable show that doesn't have earwax removal. >> the woman with the fungus, she's my best guest so it's awkward to run the ad under she's on. >> your crushing it in your funny. >> i think i want to get into you about watching the show is my message to america for the last four weeks i want liberals to turn on fox news for an hour on a saturday night because comedy doesn't have political party, comedy is a party, is that how you approached it when he took over the world?

>> we did what we wanted with no delay. i fed off of him and when i first met and we were all auditioning in this case kit for long island eddie murphy, is long island, new york about the upper east side, hells kitchen where we were, i met eddie and he was such a naturally round guy but sheer comic genius and i wrote off about. >> everything you are doing to be clear is in service of laughter. you want taking the joke and would make the world think this way. >> just wanted to be funny. >> that was my frustration with what's going on now is the movie taxi driver which might have a special residence for me, one day real rain is granted crime -- -- that's how i feel watching late night because i watch person when i go to bed

something everybody can watch. >> i have to give credit to any because he was young with the reckless, he couldn't care less. >> thirty-seven kids in the reckless abandon -- hold on he here. [laughter] something i read about your time on snl, is it true sinatra like your impression of him? >> remarkably he did. when i want to do it the producer said we need you to do that, my audition was frank sinatra impression i don't stand a ghost of a chance with you. [laughter] >> i was like okay but then i wouldn't do it because it wasn't that i was afraid, it was respect, i'm an italian from north jersey. am i making my points? >> if he didn't like you --

>> cutting think about that, it was just respect, the greatest generation so i'm your biggest fan, my father told me here the greatest entertainment of all time, i'm going to do an impression if you don't like it, let me know and i will stop immediately. [laughter] he never ever said anything, i did it once and again and ebony and ivory, one of the great song writers him and sammy was off the camera, the white man as we affectionately referred to him. >> that blows my mind. you are doing comedy you're worried about offending them but sinatra. >> not to patronize you but we love you, your bridging the gap.

the mold, i've been around everybody is uptight, why is everybody beautiful in this building? [laughter] is there a hyperbolic chamber you walk into? the matter handsome and i see the networks and they come in here and they look great and everything is all done up, is it a fox think? >> i've got to be honest. [laughter] i was told by hr to stop talking about people's looks. [laughter] you're the greatest. personal questions. you have such a storied background in hollywood, in a room full of stars, a red carpet from here in a room full of biggest stars you've never met, who pops the hardest? a start amongst stars? >> mr. sinatra, he's the guy and when i met him and he goes

thanks sinatra -- i froze and you know what he said? joe, how are you? i said can i call you frankie? he said no. [laughter] sammy had, dean martin. >> look at that. thank you. >> coming up, it's game night and we are playing judge jimmy. find out who went and can drink it dry. next. ♪

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♪ there you are. they say justice is blind but somehow fashion police keep busting down my door. see you in court because it's time for judge jimmy, check it out. a new game -- come on demographics. i get no respect. [laughter] let's talk about this, who gathered real stories of ridiculous criminals.

the court appointed counsel to get the guy off the hook if they make convincing argument. the suspect walks free unless panel is can swing the right decision and you should know i do take bribes but my home girl, the person i'd known the longest, about 12 years? >> maybe more. >> what i feel of hung out with you, it feels longer. the story is, a naked woman rampaged through a community store, 35-year-old celia showed up to florida comedians store naked on what the sharp vegetable peeler and allegedly plugged workers to shut red bull despite all in the nude and was charged with aggravated assault and trespassing exposure of sexual organs. a family program. how do you defend this? >> my client has a vegetable peeler in one hand, her genitals

and the other, it's clear she's the victim. she's a woman stuck between two worlds of like tik tok culture and sex positive broadcasters trying to make the pre-love of the 70s come back. please have some empathy for h her. >> should you recuse the yourself from this case? she sound like it guest or a huge fan of your podcast. >> how did that happen? >> i appreciate the passion and it's often people can invoke sex positivity in the presence of me and chris, i find your client not guilty. >> the pressure is on. you wait. are you ready? man tries to steal waffle house tattoo. the camera if there was a missing tattoo case you might be a suspect, you got a fair amount of ink on the 33-year-old

alexander informed arrested for allegedly refusing to pay to $50 for a tattoo he received of the logo on his right calf. six dollars in the drivers license, he was charged with theft. if you have a waffle house tattoo, i would think you could plead not skinny. [laughter] what you got? >> well, to be fair, my client thought he was walking into a waffle house. [laughter] >> your trying to go the other route, the impersonation is spot on, if we lose all caps as a country, we are dead. everybody talks about the things holding us together, 2:00 a.m. hashbrowns the glue that binds this country. east coast diners and most of the country waffle house would take 90s. >> i would say protectors on the midnight menu.

>> if you think about getting a tattoo, or walk class, you're obviously under the influence or both. >> possibly but the great character, your client is guil guilty. here we go, man attacks a circle k clerk with a chocolate cake. are you ready? allegedly grew while waiting in lines from the taco of the cash it unclear the brand but we do know he allegedly jumped on the counter in the back to the victim and arrested for battery. chocolate egg. >> i would say it's good because the victim benefit because he has a great story to tell his buddies and my client was victimized by the industry. the movie industry because my client like willy wonka thought he could solve a problem with a piece of chocolate.

i learned something important in law school, the price no harm, no foul and i believe that applies here today and rest my case. >> i love that you learn that in law school and not as your time as a ballplayer. i'm not a fan of victim blaming and i don't think you did. i find your client not guilty. you're lucky you're even on this panel. stick around, we are talking about cancel culture dictionary and who should really be canceled. the yellow jacket winner will be crowned, stay tuned next. ♪ >> you are a dad, or you worried about the soaring cost of tuition? my son is 6-foot five, he's getting a women's basketball scholarship. ♪

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♪ welcome back to fox news saturday night, my book is a culture dictionary bookstore shelves, i hit the streets of times square to see who can help me when. cancel culture created an entire industry of people to get out of bed every morning looking for something to get offended by the trend has become so prevalent scientists to work for people, they are called hoosiers. luckily one man is fighting back, cancel culture dictionary is on sale now and i hit the streets of new york defined the who can help me when the war on fun. ♪ you can cancel one person, who would you cancel? >> if i could cancel one, make it a stallion because why the

[bleep] is she playing with nikki? >> domini beer, drugs, beer and drugs? >> love. >> if you are in times square, you can buy it for like $40 out of think it will ever quit. >> social media, just made it a thing everybody needs something to be met. >> i'm going to help her better reasons for the jobs are told over the years. [laughter] >> what would you cancel? >> you guys are obviously huge fans of prince harry. [laughter] >> canceled the royal family. mexico city has had it with cancel culture. would you help me when the war on fun? >> no. [laughter] >> the wall. not from the republican or democrat party, i'm from the keg party. >> i would be part of a. >> right now as we speak. [laughter] >> so you will helping when the

war on fun for we have our first general. what should your general they be? >> spider. >> a sense more like a dominatrix but if we don't win the war on fun, we will need to dominate jerks. >> doesn't it seems silly clear fighting a war on jokes and music? >> i think people in the west don't appreciate what they have. on the other hand i feel more and more people should appreciate what they have in their lives. >> my man is trying to say chill out. >> the people have spoken and the panel is back. good to see you. why did you write this book? [laughter] >> my gripe with cancel culture, i understand people go too far in society, i can't make a case for r kelly, but what i think ultimately happened is we started to go after places of

common ground. comedy, music and movies used to be where political party stopped and coexistence began. my frustration the reason i think the country is so agitated we don't put differences aside anywhere. literally nowhere. maybe on the show but people don't believe we are doing that. do you think as comics we must have an obligation to push back because we talked for a living. >> we have to. i want to hear opinions of people i don't agree with the feel comedy is limited, i am a liberal. >> a rhino, i didn't know i was going to the zoo to see a rhino. >> i am interested, i'm coming on the show because i think comedy is where we come togeth together, that's the main thing.

>> a lot of the cancels are superficial. >> i'm not a comedian. >> we were going after native americans, native americans donated washington redskins logo to the team. people could have an exception but it wasn't about skin color, the highest honor a warrior could obtain if they were chosen to paint face before they went into the battle but as a sports fan, not to weigh in on native americans but sports, take me out to the crowd, i don't care if i ever get back, sports were supposed to be so much fun the god was willing to die in the stadium. in washington these days it's dicey but don't you think sports should just be sports? >> you talk about bringing people together, sports therapy ball part you are a fan but come together for the national

anthem, you have a place like the superdome housing people when hurricane katrina hit, so many instances in the sports world have been able to mesh people. >> the team that makes the playoffs, a disaster does stri strike, stadium is always available in the winter if there's something i think it's lost a lot of people, they go after chapelle for who he makes fun of when you make fun of somebody as a comic, you're treating them as an equal, you're not putting them off limits of the kiddie table. >> go into the area where people don't want to face. >> talk about claims apartment. >> our job to talk about this and i've seen the last seven or eight years, people come to shows just to come offended from a they are sitting and waiting in there like cash. >> you know what's funny about that? i think you have to concede a tyranny of the minority, most people do want to laugh in a squeaky wheel once degrees.

>> makes you feel important to say i'm offended and for things to change and we all want to feel important but not during my 15 minutes. >> well said, girl. exorcism finally popped. that almost got a good. the spirit of the bipartisanship are trying to cultivate your, yellowjacket goes to a liberal. karen fisher -- >> about this was a segment about the show for the soccer goal get in a plane crash. >> this jacket has been worn by every taxidriver in my garage so not only do you have a passion staple but you probably have low level. i'm going to put this on you for the cameras. >> nothing i haven't had before. >> whitney houston, -- this is probably the peak peak of your showbiz career. a big hand for karen fisher bringing the country together comedy cutting edge commentary. coming up. valentine's day right around the corner my next guest looking to

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>> a funny answer, i musicians play in my kat but i have mary keep band fight in my kat monte carlo bio outside of madison square garden, the got into a fight with hats and brass instruments, i got hit with the trumpet awkward moment for covid especially one who drives a cab because you're always ready to honked the horn but nothing prepares you to get hit by one so it was weird. a woman probably claims to be an opera singer to the worst rendition of a paparazzi song i've ever heard and she fled without paying me for the fair. i want to talk about it because i'm still data jillian turner for doing it. how did you meet your beautiful wife? durable and thank you for asking. this is the weirdest story literally in the world because of you know me, i never, i never go to strip bugs. i kid. i met her at the comedy club in

cleveland in 2003 her birthday and i started talking from the stage and i was like this girl is gorgeous, she has low self-esteem, i'm going to. veronica sent in a video question. >> heavy ever have anybody get jeer kat of the passenger whose unconscious and said they were drunk? did you ever think they were dead or just really drunk? [laughter] >> just really drunk but the way he wake them up is making waffles, but an old kat driver. you get up to the stop and wake up and pay, speed up, slam on the brakes, throw them into the partition and they have ironworks, did i mention i'm not licensed anymore as a cabdriver? what did you drive is a cab? i drove a crown victoria, tucci 34 my favorite vehicle on earth and if you love the smell of taliban and failure, you would enjoy driving the kat but just

sent in a question. >> was the best reason you called in sick? >> is a cabdriver you can't : sick because you prepay so you have to show every week just like you have to show to fox news saturday night with your main man, jimmy failla. set the dvr 10:00 p.m. eastern every saturday here on fox news, don't forget to follow us on social media at as an saturday night and i'm coming soon to a city near you on my everybody calm down to her tickets on sale now. good night from new york city, i'm jimmy failla. i will see you here next saturday. ♪ remember, you could be republican, you can be a democrat, in. ♪