swift. taylor swift has been presiding over this nightmare for so long. she already has a gracious approach, though. she doesn't care. >> well, unless it's celine dion. i'll leave that to the side. beyonce has 32 grammys, laura. 32. that's more than anybody else. what are we complaining about? then jay-z after the ceremony, he gets the ceremonial award, he drinks out of the grammy, disrespecting it. so if you disrespect the thing, why do you want more of them? i don't understand this. look, jay-z and beyonce, the biggest couple in music, and huge entrepreneurs. your accomplishment is your reward, right? >> laura: right. they're billionaires, i think they have it pretty good. i wouldn't be sweating a grammy. it's all kind of stupid. raymond, i'm happy that taylor swift clapped for everybody. all right, guys. up next, jesse. >> jesse: welcome to "jess watters primetime."

tonight. >> what a turning time in america. this bill is crucial. history will look back on itself and say did america fail itself? >> jesse: the border bill is finally here. "primetime" read it and we can't stop laughing. >> he-he-he. >> i believe the united states has no right to risk. y'all are the villains. we've been trying to end y'all, get free of y'all. >> jesse: what happens at a woke kindergarten? not a lot of learning. >> the butterfly is eating my donut. >> jesse: apple goggles have hit the streak. $3500 for a hit of acid. plus -- >> okay, now you got to go. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: reading for pleasure expands your mind.

reading for work gets you a promotion. but americans are pinched for time. washington knows this. and every year congress spits out legislation, gazillions of pages long, then manufactures a deadline to pass it, knowing americans won't read it. the bill is too long and the legislation isn't written in plain english. it's written to be indis' cipherrable to everyone except the lobbyists who write it. and the media, whose job it is to read it and report it, they don't even bother it anymore. they spin whatever the democrats claim is in and attack republicans who vote against it. we've been hearing for weeks about how this bi-marts border bill is going to save america. how does the media know if they never saw the bill? well, it was to condition you, whet the appetite for passage and set up republicans as fall guys if it fails. well, the bill finally came out last night. "primetime" read the whole 370

pages. and it doesn't stop a single migrant from breaking into the country. that's not me saying it. the democratic senator who wrote the bill, chris murphy, declares, quote, the border never closes. so if the border never closes, what's the $20 billion for? processing illegals, handouts, and loopholes. the border patrol, would start working on an honor system. this is washington's idea of thorough vetting. are you ready? agents will now start asking border crosserqutions before letting them in. question one, are you a criminal? no. second question, you say you're fleeing honduras. is this another part of honduras that's safer? no. i'm scared. third question, you passed through mexico to get here. why can't you stay in mexico? i can't. i'm scared. welcome to america.

if you passed that test, you're in. you have asylum. who gives that test? well, biden's hiring thousands of asylum officers to ask migrants the three questions. this is a government jobs program that lets in more migrants. and if the migrants answer the three questions correctly, biden hands them a work permit. so companies can hire them instead of americans because they're cheaper. and they can get all the crops picked. are we going to detain any migrants at the border so we can deport the ones are too stupid to say, "i'm scared" three times? well, this border bill buys just 15,000 new beds to detain migrants. that's about two days worth of illegals we're going to detain. once the beds fill up in two days, they're going to let them go, because you can't deport if you can't detain. biden's border bill claims any one they can't detain, pretty much everyone, they're going to

strap ankle monitors to them. we're going to strap millions of ankle monitors to migrant legs every year? what did paul pelosi buy stock in the ankle monitor company? and how are 2 million migrants whizzing through airport security with ankle monitors? beep-beep. whoop, you just missed your flight, because a village from guatemala held up the line. biden is also handing out a quarter million new family reunification visas. that means if you broke into this country, you miss your aunt, uncle, wife or cousin, they can come in too. they're codifying chain migration. remember all those afghan refugees that biden flew here after the taliban took over, the ones heavily vetted at the violent airport, this bill fast-tracks their amnesty. that's 80,000 afghans ready to vote in a few years. if you're haitian, cuban,

venezuelan, you can cut to the front of the line. the new neighbors are great for democrats. even though illegals can't vote yet, the census counts them for redistricting. that means states with higher head counts, illegal or not, get more house seats and more electoral votes. in 2020, california, new york, new jersey, illinois, massachusetts, all gained seats. 24 seats that were lost, all came from states that voted for trump in 2016. now it gets better. under this bill, every migrant gets a lawyer. $400 million goes to lawyers for illegals. lawyers just happen to be the democratic party biggest donor class. leave it to lawyers to write a pay raise into a border bill. got to hand it to them. now, surely the bipartisan border bill defunds the nonprofits who have been financing the caravans? wrong.

$1.5 billion go to the nonprofits so they can keep buying the migrants tents, food and maps. there's also a quarter billion dollars in migrant reparations. what are migrant r reparations? biden is going to take our tax dollars and pay the countries that the migrants claim they're too scared to live in. so if biden decides to depart a migrant, which he won't, and hasn't ever, he's setting aside money to reintegrate the migrants back into their home countries. how does ecuador go about reintegrating a man born and raised in ecuador? they don't. they steal our money and claim it's going muy bueno. i asked the "primetime" producers is there anything in this border security bill that dismantles the cartels? there's only $25 million. democrats are giving the dea just $25 billion to fight the

cartels. lawyers are getting $400 million. tackling the cartels, $25 million. this is you know they're not serious. we keep hearing about 5,000 migrants a day and the border automatically closes. not true. if the border patrol averages 5,000 migrant encounters for a week straight, we're not talking about the got-aways, they'll say they'll close the border for a while, but they don't want you to know about the loopholes. they actually never close the border. migrants will still be processed into the country at ports of entry, meaning the cartels just funnel them to the ports of entry. what about the rest of the border? that's shut down, right? no. migrants can still show up anywhere along the border and as long as they claim it's an emergency they have to be let in. so even when the border is shut down, migrants can still come in.

this means a shutdown border lets in at least 2 million illegals a year. that's more illegals a year than bush, obama and trump ever averaged. it's like twice as much. biden is just locking in record numbers. oh, and if this does get passed, there's a grace period. three months until any of these tough border policies kick in. obviously the minute it kicks in someone is going to sue the administration to stop it. and the people who wrote this bill actually wrote what court will hear the motion. it's the most liberal court in the country, the d.c. district court will hear all challenges to the border bill. the aclu files a motion, the dc district court agrees, stamps an injunction on it, and we get the status quo. they wrote the status quo into the bill. it's only part of the

$120 billion package. $100 billion is for defending everyone else's borders. israel, taiwan and ukraine. schumer says if you don't buy it, biden is shipping your sons to war. >> what a turning point in america. this bill is crucial, and history will look back on it and say did america fail itself? why is it crucial? well, if we don't aid ukraine putin will walk all over ukraine, we could lose the water, and be fighting in eastern europe and a nato ally. >> jesse: americans don't want to go to war, but don't want to be blackmailed. there's no way this bill will pass. that's not the paint. this is washington's way of giving itself credit for solving a problem it created. if you fall for this, you're part of the problem. when the bill blows up, nothing changes, except the media can say maga republicans murdered security. even "60 minutes" is in on it. after ignoring the border for

three years, abc wants to scare and shame senate republicans into voting for a fake fix. watch. >> so what's the fastest growing group among them? chinese migrants. yes, you heard that right. chinese. we sell large groups, including many from the middle class, come through a four-foot gap at the end of a border fence 60 miles east of santiago. the illegal entryway is a new route for those hoping to live in america. the. >> jesse: this border bill doesn't stop a single chinese national from rolling their carry-ons into the country. they just answer, i'm scared three times or claim it's an emergency and they're in. and when your biggest enemy sends brig gates of people across your border, what do you call that? >> it makes sense they're taking people out and sending them up in caravans to the united states. it's not just south america. it's from africa, asia, from all over the world. i mean, from all over the world. from china, they have 28,000 people in the last few months.

28,000. what's he doing? building a army? almost all men from the age of 18-25. what's that all about? >> jesse: almost like china has something on biden. he should shut down the border tomorrow. he doesn't need congress to give him additional power. all presidents have had the power since 1952. title 8, section 12 of the u.s. code, hate to read it, but i will, whenever the president finds that the entry of any aliens into the united states would be detrimental to the of the united states he may by proclamation, and for such periods as he shall deem necessary, suspend the entry of all aliens, or any restrictions he may deem to be appropriate. so the president says he needs $120 billion so he can close the border? but the architect of the bill says the border never closes? do you get it now? do you really think biden is going to be rounding up migrants

in chicago into i.c.e. buses during the democratic national convention this summer? if you believe that, then you fell for it. dana lash is a nationally syndicated radio host and joins me now. isn't it fun to read what's in these things, dana? >> if you think that being infuriated is fun. that's the take that i had. >> jesse: i'm a glutton for punishment. >> of course. but you know what, everything you said is spot on. i want to caution people, too, because i see democrats trying to use the border patrol union. they say the border patrol union, they want republicans to pass this bill. they weighed in on it. i hope that everyone knows that the border patrol only weighed in on a specific part of this legislation, specifically as it relates to illegal aliens. they've said nothing about the power being consolidated, as you noted in the leftist d.c. district, they haven't said

anything about, for instance, $60 billion going to ukraine, which is, and i confirmed this today, actually more than the entire fiscal year 2024 budget for the marines corps which comes in at $53 billion. we're spending more money on this bill on ukraine's borders than we are on our own military. i hope that your viewers are not taken in by the way the border patrol's statement and support of this is being spun. some of the republicans out here, these absolute eunuchs, people like langford from oklahoma, this legislation is an absolute betrayal to the republic. no, it is not hysterical to use language this harsh on something this bad. people are reserving their outrage for something, i don't know what could make you more outraged than this amnesty bill that's essentially going to fast-track all of this. we're looking at 3.8 million, maybe by november, 3 million coming into the country

illegally. democrats have masterfully played these republican eunuchs and made them work for the democratic side, so now democrats can say, no, it's not a crisis at the border. suddenly it is. republicans don't want to play and pass this bill. all of these people who didn't have the gumption on fight on messaging have helped on this. it makes me sick. >> jesse: we invited langford, who works with a guy that says it's a bill that never closed the border, to come on tonight. he had a meeting. hopefully he can show up tomorrow and tell me where i'm wrong. hopefully i'm wrong. i've never wanted to be wrong so badly, dana. >> they think the american people are illiterate. this is page 212, which gets into the numbers you just cited. they didn't count on american voters being able to read. >> jesse: and "primetime" producers being able to read.

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>> jesse: civil war is breaking out inside the democratic party. biden and kamala are struggling to contain it, from fundraisers to black churches, wherever the ticket goes protesters follow. the longer the war in gaza goes, the worse it's going to get. so the biden/harris campaign is putting together a solution, a muslim ban. last week, two women trying to go inside a kamala campaign event in vegas were invited, now say they were barred after they were racially profiled. >> i'm letting you know that you've been disinvited to my event. >> why? >> you can choose to leave at this point or not. >> why?

i won't be. the i have an invitation. >> we have every right to know why. >> we have a black woman. >> you're targeting us. i feeling really targeted right now. that's disgusting. they're disinviting us, because we have hijabs on our heads. that's why, people. this is not a democracy. this is disgusting. obviously we're the only hijaby women. that's kind of clear. they're disinviting us because we have scarves on our heads. that's disgusting. when we have an invitation, like everyone else. >> jesse: i thought the democrats were the party of inclusion. does targeting muslim women scream inclusion to you? the democrats 2024 insurance policy is collapsing. donald trump's march trial in d.c., scheduled just the day

before super tuesday, postponed indefinitely, throwing a wrench into joe biden's whole re-election plan. "the washington post" says the slow poke federal appeals court puts 2024 election in jeopardy. so the democrats are freaking out. >> i am officially now at the freakout stage. >> you don't typically freak out. that's important. >> i can't imagine a more compelling need for speed than the idea that american citizens deserve to know whether a candidate for office is a felon or insurrectionist. >> jesse: democrats realizes their hoaxes are being cut on live tv. the democrats can't run with hoaxes, it's a straight-up trump berceuses biden matchup, an election focused on policy and

performance. that's exactly what the democrats have fought to avoid. it's their worst nightmare. the press has declared the biden presidency in peril. >> we are looking at a, quote, presidency in peril, with the general election just nine months away, president biden has declined on every measure since 2020. >> we've been testing for five years now, going back to 2019, a biden-trump matchup. 2020, biden led big in every single one of our polls. of the for the first time in november, donald trump polled ahead, and now at five points, the biggest lead we've had in 16 polls. >> jesse: the media is realizing in real time they don't have any power anymore. voters aren't buying their spin. so for the last -- i think maybe first time in seven years -- the media started talking to voters. it's not going well. >> there's some people in your orbit, either voting for donald trump or considering it. >> for sure.

a lot of my friends are. some that are younger, we've only voted once, you know, actually for a president. and trump is all we know. trump and biden, well, we were broke with biden. we weren't with trump. that's all i hear over and over again, with trump, we had money. >> jesse: if biden's base was better off under trump than biden, how is the media going to save him? that means biden is on his own. he can't save himself. for a second year in a row, he's skipping out on the traditional super bowl interview. last year he dodged bret baier because fox had it. i can kind of see that. this year it's cbs. he's dodging norah o'donnell. biden said no to a three-minute soft ball, where the first question is on ukraine, second question gaza, third question is who's going to win tonight.

biden is not campaigning for president. so obama is getting the old gang back together. remember the 51 intel officials that covered up the laptop last time? well, obama is launching a joint national security group, where the goal is to, quote, remind people that trump is very dangerous. that sounds familiar. but in 2024, the american people aren't going to fall for it. we've seen enough hoaxes. this time everybody knows it's coming. investigative journalist glen greenwald joins us now. it seems like the media is now realizing this might be a regular election and they're freaking out. what does that tell you? >> it's kind of amazing that the parts of the corporate media that are desperate for biden to win, which is pretty much every part of the corporate media, other than the network we're currently speaking on, is all explicit that their real

strategy is aensure that donald trump is convicted before the election. that's why they're freaking out, because they know that's one of their only chances. the new poll that came out from nbc, what they're finding is even voting groups long loyal to the democratic party, like young voters and latinos, trump is tied with biden, consolidating his lead with the republican voters. imagine what it says about the corporate media, they spent seven years telling people trump is a white nationalist, a fascist, a dictator, and the american people are tuning them out and trump's lead is increasing. it shows how much the legitimacy of the media outlets has collapsed. >> jesse: it does. now the media is censoring trump live, but at the same time joe biden won't even do interviews with them. we're going to have an election where no one gets to see either candidate. >> i mean, obviously the democrats know that among their many problems, probably the most

significant is the fact that joe biden cannot function cognitively. anyone who looks at him, get lost. anyone who looks at him, losing his train of thought in a middle of speech, knows that. they tried to keep him away from the media in 2020. i think that's why he won, because he got to hide out in his basement with covid. this time the american public suspect of his cognitive abilities, let alone policy failures, they need to desperately keep him away from the media, but how can you do that in an election when the public has questions about whether he's competent to do the job. >> jesse: maybe kamala can do the super bowl with cbs. that would be a good idea. i know she watches "the five." she could hear that and go do it. glenn, thank you. >> jess, thanks. >> jesse: one school paid a quarter million dollars for a woke kindergarten. and their kids got dumber. tide is busting laundry's biggest myth... that cold water can't clean.

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>> jesse: covid did two things to the school system. test scores went down. education consultants, school got money, spent it on students, but other schools spent it on their trump derangement syndrome. glassbrook elementary in hayward, california, they spent 250 grand of covid cash on woke kindergarten. what is woke kindergarten? sounds a little something like this. no donald trump! no donald trump! no donald trump! >> jesse: before woke kindergarten came to town, they had a problem on its hands. only 8% of the students were proficient in math. only 16% could read english. now after two years of woke kindergarten, the numbers have dropped to all-time lows, 12%.

2/3 of the kids at the school don't speak english as their first language. don't worry, they're learning how to dismantle whiteness. here's the founder of woke kindergarten. >> yes, i am anti-israel. the i'm pro-palestine. i am 100% anti-israel. i believe israel has no right to exist. i believe the united states has no right to exist. white supremacy destroys for the sake of destruction. abolition destroys for the sake of creation. we are not the same. y'all are the demons, the villains. we've been trying to end y'all, get free of y'all. >> that's ikea groce, if you're wondering, going by they/them. an an abow li aabolitionist.

>> what paints the sky red? if we give back what was taken and honor what we receive. thinks jordan kneeley. he didn't have a home, so he spent a lot of time on the subway. on the subway he danced like michael jackson. three men decided to hurt him until he died. >> jesse: instead of paying for extra english tutors, the district hired a radical with a septum piercing. this is crt for 6-year-olds, which is weird. >> parents are fighting with school boards across cities and towns across the country, over curricula, that they believe teaches white kids they're racist. none of this is happening. who cares about the truth, when

you have the perfect buzzword. even the magic word in it, "race." >> jesse: so crt isn't just being taught in schools. it's being taught in kindergarten. even the teachers at glassbrook elementary says it's too much. the school says it has no regrets. the program did it it was hired to do. the district pointed to improvements in attendance and suspension rates. the school is no longer on the state watch list. actually it is still on the state watch list. when you stop suspending students, the suspension rates do go down. as gutfeld pointed out, attendance went up but grades went down. so the more they went to the school, the dumber they got. anti-woke teacher joins us now. gabe, i think that the justice department, civil rights division, should probably shut this school down for -- i don't know -- fraud, child abuse. >> yeah, you know, i feel really

bad for two different people involved here. i feel bad for the kids. we're not doing the kids favors here. they are not learning what they need to learn. i also feel bad for the teachers. teachers don't want to teach this stuff. they know it isn't good for the kids. those are the two parties that i really feel bad for. >> jesse: what about the parents who when little johnny comes home and you ask if he can spell, he just says kkk? they haven't raised a ruckus, have they? >> you know, it's the way that this system is going to start to change, is when have you have parents who say enough is enough. teachers have to stand up and say enough is enough. we don't want to teach this. parents see it. they know when their kids come home, struggle with reading and math, that it's not a good thing, they're not getting the education they deserve. >> jesse: i could have used woke kindergarten, because i got suspended a couple times. other than that, it's probably pretty evil. thank you so much for joining us. >> thank you, jesse.

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>> jesse: apple released their virtual reality goggles over the weekend and the population is already addicted. when you put them, you can straddle reality and virtual reality, like tripping on acid. >> the butterfly is eating my donut. >> i was just responding to text messages. >> jesse: people aren't even embarrassed to rock them in public. or even in the car. they've only been out for three days, and mayor pete is already

lecturing us not to apple goggle behind the wheel. i'm primetime" is predicting the first death will be before april. how are girls supposed to compete for our attention when guys are wearing apple goggles? people walking down the street with $4,000 computers strapped to their faces, they won't get jacked? it's like a reverse bat signal, someone with too much money and probably not enough common sense and probably don't work out. they have an appeal. i tried a pair on and thought a dinosaur was going to eat my face. i kind of liked it. they're going to get smaller, cheaper, and probably become contact lenses in 10 years. i don't know what to do. eric weinstein is the host of the portal podcast, and he joins me now. eric, should i buy these apple

goggles? >> probably not. it's very early days. in general, i think that the significance of the launch is that apple has announced it has a beachhead. to your earlier point, you can now see exactly what it is that they're going to do. they'll improve them, less clunky. battery life will get longer. the form factor will become far more comfortable. what that iteration will be is the thing that you should be worrying about. i wouldn't worry too much about the initial headset. >> jesse: okay. so we don't know what this is going to do to our brain, if you're wearing it all the time. we don't know what it's going to do to society if a segment of the population is walking around in virtual reality and the rest of us are walking around in reality, americans are having a hard enough time dealing with reality as it stands, and now we're now, like, lost in a hallucination, what is that

going to do to the country? >> i disagree with that. what you're calling reality i would call legacy reality. the thing that is the internet i'd probably call something like digital reality or network reality. the fact is that we're nostalgic when legacy reality was reality. people say the internet and twitter aren't real life, but you can find your mate and lose your job in a weekend due to your digital activities. so how that can that not be your real life? the right way to see this is a product threatening to combine the two disconnected parts of reality into one. biologists know this through your glasses that allow you to see and read are effectively an extension of yourself. that's exactly what this is going to be. i think you're also fearing the wrong thing, jesse. >> jesse: what should i fear? >> it's not virtual or augmented reality we need to be worried about. it's managed reality. i'm coming to you tonight

clearly from washington, d.c. the but the reason that we have the washington monument in the background is that i'm actually sitting in my garage -- in my driveway in a van in front of my house during a rainstorm in los angeles. we can create the illusion that i'm anywhere. we can shoot day for night, night for day. you have a corporation mediating your entire experience of reality. that corporation is going to be making decisions. maybe you shouldn't see somebody or you should see them as more attractive than they are, or less attractive. what's going to start happening is that the same pressures you see being put on who can be platformed and deplatformed are going to start being mediated through this headset. you're not looking through these goggles as you think. you have a 12-microsecond delay. what it is, is a camera visualizing the screen, and you're not seeing the eyes of the person. >> jesse: i thought i saw a

dinosaur, and that dinosaur came really close, and i tried to punch it, went through the head. i'm just saying, there's a lot of people that don't have -- i don't know -- the groundedness that i have that might jump off a window because they're trying to run away from a fake dinosaur. >> i didn't know psychedelics were available at fox. >> jesse: ha-ha-ha. you'd be surprised at what we have here. i just want to know, do you have pants on? please tell me you have pants on. >> we can digitally render pants if that's important to your audience. my point is, jesse, we'll be forced to wear these things at work. what's going to happen is that we aren't going to be able to get rid of this unwanted corporate screen between us and the real world. >> jesse: okay. so like the vaccine, mandatory apple goggles. now i'm scared about the right thing. thank you so much. this was eye-opening. hello to los angeles. >> good to be with you. >> jesse: how do new yorkers

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skipped town. how did that happen? >> the laws are lenient here. >> the country is in real trouble. >> that's ridiculous. >> they need to be stopped. >> i don't think that's wrong, because they're not doing their part. >> you're in trouble, who are you going to call? >> jesus. >> they gave you the middle finger. how did that make you feel? >> awful. >> like spitting in your face. >> should they be deported? >> absolutely. >> you got to go. you're kicked out of the house. >> democrats don't think so. >> they caught four of them, correct? >> let them go. >> but they have to go to trial. >> right now they skipped town. what makes you think they're coming back? >> i don't know. ♪ ♪ >> if an illegal alien is caught drunk driving, should they be deported? >> what? >> an illegal alien is a migrant. >> 100% they should be deported. >> democrats don't think so. >> if a democrat's family was

affected by an illegal immigrant, then that may act them act. >> citizens can't be deported. >> what would happen to you if you were drunk driving in mexico? >> i don't know. >> they'd kick you out. >> oh, okay. that's fine. >> did joe biden close the border? >> max capacity. if you're in the club or restaurant, what they do? all right, we can't let anybody else in. >> first of all, this is god's land, the earth. he made earth. >> why does china have borders? >> i can't speak to china. i don't know the history. >> we're talking straight. >> the mayor has a solution. >> i don't know, you're talking about eric adams? >> his solution is to give the migrants prepaid credit cards with your money. >> it's chaotic and also perverse. >> i work hard. >> i pay my credit cards. why would you do that? >> can't have more. >> remember 50 cent? >> are you talking about the

rapper? >> he has a solution to all of this. >> talk is cheap. he need to put it into action. >> he might in november. >> if you have the solution, in your grip. why do you have to wait until november? >> it's donald trump. >> i love trump. that's my brother. >> i enjoy watching them. >> who's better on the border, joe biden or donald trump? >> joe biden. >> i think the migrants would agree. >> jesse: big congratulations to ashley and greg, my brother and sister-in-law. they had a new baby. brooks edward coming in a fighting weight of 7 pounds. he's going to be a killer. we love you. we love baby brooksy. welcome to the world. let's do some text messages. tina from pennsylvania, ankle monitors only work if someone is actually monitoring them. the very good point. bigs from detroit, michigan. what's up, bigs?

put a $3500 set of goggles on your head and walk down the street in l.a., what could possibly go wrong? next episode we're going to see gangs snatching goggles off heads. i predicted it. steve from vinton, virginia. those vr goggles might make border look closed. ha-ha h. by the way, biden is handing out the going $to all new migrants once they cross. okay, you get iphones, you get goggles, and monitors around your ankle. dan from las vegas. jesse, i'm scared. i'm scared, i'm scared. do i get free stuff too? sorry, you have to be a migrant for the free stuff. if you're an american, you got to pay. jane from florida, if the apple goggles take me out of this current political reality until november, i'll take two. got to admit, johnny is ordering me a pair. i just want them around the house for when guests come over to impress them, like a party

favor. charles from washington. jesse, i'm kind of old school. i prefer beer goggles. that's how you wind up with women you don't want to wind up with, though. wesley from louisville, kentucky. so they took naps at a kindergarten and now they're woke. woke kindergarten. joy reed said it didn't exist. keith from new jersey. admit, you love the goggles and bought a pair. i already did. i already told you. goggles on the way. and if fox makes me wear them, i might. that's all for tonight. dvr the show. while you're pushing that button, go to amazon and preorder the book, "get it together." you didn't think i was going to get in there, did you, but i did. i'm watters. and this is my world.