hesitation whatsoever in flying on the 737 max in the future or any boeing airplane for that matter. >> neil: thank you for that. i apologize for the truncation of the faa official. the dow spurting up today, reassurance, agreeing with the boss, jerome powell, that interest rates are coming, they just won't be immediate, so everyone take a chill pill. today they did. they were buying again. markets weren't at records or near them, but they were once again flirting with them. kind of. here's "the five." >> hi. i'm greg gutfeld. this is "the five." the he's getting impeached for a

border that's breached. the house gearing up for a vote on the impeachment of dhs secretary alejandro mayorkas. we could get that soon. republicans accuse of failing to enforce the law and lying to congress. while republicans blame accuse, joe biden is trying to place the blame for his border disaster on, you guessed it, trump. joe is pushing a proposed senate deal for border security, and right now deader than a hair follicle on jesse's scalp. >> all indications this bill won't with even move forward to the senate floor. why? a simple reason. donald trump. because donald trump thinks it's bad for him politically. he'd rather weaponize this issue than solve it. frankly they owe it to the american people to show a spine. republicans have to decide, who do they serve? donald trump or the american people? every day between now andnov the american people will know that the only reason the border is

not secure is donald trump and his maga republican friends. folks, we have to move past the toxic politics. >> greg: the deuce letting loose on where dems bear responsibility for inaction on the border while they controlled the house. >> you guys talk a lot, including today, about how we'rt wouldn't have been a big deal if congress passed the immigration bill on day one. who was in charge of congress day one? >> we have said that congress has to act, right? democrats and republicans have to act. no those three years it is true that republicans have gotten in the way. i mean, they've actually voted -- >> no response to -- >> i'm not saying democrats have not been in control the first two years. that's not what i'm saying. i'm saying house republicans have gotten in the way. >> greg: and house speaker mike johnson is holding the line that the border bill is doa.

>> it was supposed to have a border security set of provisions in it. that's not what we got. we got a supplemental funding proposal with immigration provisions. it's not a border security bill. it doesn't do anything of the sort. republicans simply cannot vote for the bill in good conscience. that's why i declared it dead on arrival. it looks like right now it may be in some jeopardy. it may be on life support in the senate. we welcome that development. >> greg: jesse, in this process, this impeachment inquiry and so on, what if we find out that mayorkas isn't incompetent at all, but just following orders? >> jesse: orders from who? taylor swift? >> greg: i would say the cartels and taylor swift working in conjunction with the space ail aliens. >> jesse: any president since

1952 can shut down the border if he finds the entry of aliens is detrimental to the united states, he can shut it down like that. he's congress for powers he already has, and $20 billion. so what's the money for? well, it's just basically to hire an army of lawyers, nonprofit, and asylum officers, to just continue to facilitate the open borders, and then he locks in a d.c. district court rubber stamp which is far left to just say whatever anybody wants to challenge as either bogus or legit. now, the border never closes. that's not jesse watters saying that. that's the co-author of this bill, senator frommic can. this wh whole 5,000 thing, they fundamental all of the entries into the port of entry, and bring them in that way. what happens if you show up at another part of the border? if you claim it's an emergency, they still have to let you in.

they don't actually even detain anybody in this bill, because they only asked for 15, tho15,000additional beds. if you can't detain, how are you going to deport? how are they deporting hundreds of thousands of migrants a year with less money than biden and biden needs more money? this is the stuff screening process -- tough screening process? are you scared? yes. did you find a place in mexico to stay? no. the you're in. they give $400 million to lawyers. that's how you know they're not serious about this. this whole thing is designed to keep the status quo. they've legislated the status quo. nothing in here is going to stop a single person extra coming in. they're doing it so joe biden can claim credit to solve a problem that he created in the first place. this thing makes it worse. i'm glad it's doa. >> greg: well done. you just basically killed the bill yourself.

judge, you know, it's interesting to hear joe biden blame trump. trump won in 2016 on the border. he was the toughest person on the border. now it's going to hell. biden, who has trump derangement on anabolic steroids, is that going to sell? >> judge jeannine: he indicated his intent to the american people that he wanted an open border poll. that's what he did. for him to blame trump, i mean, he has trump derangement syndrome. the democrats fought with trump, trump fought with them, built a wall, and had all kinds of restrictions. the last month he was there t-70,000 came in december of

that year. and now joe biden has over 300,000, and we've got known and unknown got-aways. this bill is not a border bill. this is an immigration bill. jesse is right. this is about making sure we have enough people to be able to process the illegals, to get them through the legal ports of entry. all the things that trump didn't have. the trump didn't have this kind of money. trump had the law that jesse just referenced, and i have too. you can arrest them. you don't need to do anything. border is talking about money to close the border. he doesn't think about what is it costing not to fix the border? deaths to americans. costing us, we just found out, $23 million in credit cards in new york city alone for illegals, expenses to the states, as well as hospitals going under, schools that are being overrun. it's all about willpower. texas has it. biden doesn't have it.

and in the end, biden would rather weaponize this thing than solve the problem. this is a national emergency. he won't treat it as much. he's only worried about giving $20 million on the border, $60 million to ukraine. why is that? and finally, let me just say that more asylum officers and expedited work permits and allowing an increased numbers of visas, he says it's going to be the toughest and fairest bill on immigration ever. but to who? not to americans, but to the illegals. >> greg: dana, you know, we're regular americans. we get up in the morning, we have our breakfast. you know, polish our gucci bags. don't you feel that underlying all of this is a mistrust in the system? >> dana: yeah with. >> greg: we can't take these things seriously anymore, because they wait until the last minute when there's an election, and force this monstrosity on it, and say read it over the weekend, and you get back to us as soon as possible, and if you don't agree you're a traitor.

that makes everybody say stop. >> dana: also there's a lot of people that don't trust it, even if they were to get this authority, that biden would follow through. there's that piece of it as well. >> greg: yes. >> dana: i also thought, when biden came out and said the only reason the border is not secure is donald trump, sounded like when they tried to blame republicans for defunding the police and nobody p bought it. how many pinocchios can you get? the republicans have a 35-point advantage of president biden on immigration. make no mistake. the democrats have a mentalling line. they will beat it -- they will beat that line to death. >> greg: yeah. >> dana: and this bill is dead. so we don't have to go over the points over and over again. the bill is not going forward. so now the question is, will they impeach mayorkas? will biden do anything? will he be actually to somehow say that it's maga republicans -- they think they can further drive a wedge between maga -- whoever they're

calling maga republicans -- and someone like senator langford, from oklahoma, one of the most conservative people in the senate. i'm not for animal cruelty. i will not beat this horse to death anymore. >> greg: all right. harold, you know, this is a border bill, but it's not our border, is it? we're spending three times as much money on ukraine. you got chuck schumer saying, you know, if we don't vote on this bill, you know, young americans are going to fight in europe. you know, your kids are going to croak if you don't do that. that's a bit of hyperbole, and you should disown it immediately, harold. >> harold: i have a slightly different point of view. i started with the editorial board, the "wall street journal," saying the republicans want to better secure the u.s. border, they want to keep what's become an open sore festering for another year as an election issue. i mean, that's a question that a lot of voters will answer in november. >> greg: they're wrong. the "wall street journal" is wrong. >> harold: we'll see what side

people come down on. this bill has been endorsed. this negotiated bill, this compromise, which the word "compromise" in politics has become such a bad word unfortunately, when our whole nation was founded on a compromise. the u.s. chamber of commerce has endorsed this bill. when i think about some of those who argue -- and republicans have openly said in congress if they pass this bill, it's a get out of jail free card for president biden, or help him in the election -- it reminded me of how silly and unpatriotic a group of democrats would sound for a republican president were to pass gun reform legislation in an election year, and democrats in congress and the senate would say we can't allow this woman, who would be president of the united states, because she's a republican, to pass this bill, because it's going to help her get elected in the fall. i would be a democrat saying you're crazy. we fought for this for a long time. the greatest advocates for border reform and border security have been around this

table, and have been around our country, including a lot of republicans. i think for republicans in congress to deny their constituents, to deny the american people an open debate about this on the house floor and senate floor, i think is an abomination in many ways. you don't get everything you want in life. certainly not in politics. this bill here has historic -- has historic wins for those of us who want different and better and -- different security, better security, at our border. is it perfect? no, nothing is perfect. this here, however, pushes us way down the line. now, i would ask those who genuinely believe owe you can have this genuine belief -- that if president trump is elected, there will be a different kind of border bill. i don't know if that would be the case. i think the kind of negotiations and the kind of compromise that have been reached for senator langford and others is something that may not be attained six, seven, eight, nine, ten months down the road. in closing, for those of us concerned about fentanyl, human

trafficking, terrorists, cops beat up in new york city, it will happen for nine to ten more months because of politics. to me that's -- >> judge jeannine: but joe biden allowed it to happen for 2 1/2 years. >> harold: i agree with you. so why for 10 more months? >> judge jeannine: because joe can stop it. >> harold: the "wall street journal," the border patrol union, the chamber of commerce endorsed this. the we should pass this. >> greg: we've been burned so many times with things that are called something, like the inflation reduction act and it's not inflation reduction at all, it's climate nonsense. why don't we have the time to take the bill apart, you know, follow the logic behind each decision? we don't. instead we are told, if we don't do this, we're hypocrites. no. we have to be able to take a look at it. i want to see what's in the shopping cart before i buy it. >> harold: which is why they should bring it to the floor and amend id. make the changes they want in it and send it back to the senate. >> greg: okay. you are wrong. you are perfect. [laughter] you said nothing is perfect.

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♪ ♪ >> dana: migrant lawlessness is getting worse in new york, snatching cellphones out of their hands. one horrific video showing a 62-year-old woman being brutally dragged across concrete, slamming her body into a steel pole and leaving her bruised, and then stealing from her. two were arrested.

cops say it is connected to at least 62 grand larcenies. police are still searching for the group's ringleader. today saw justice come for the migrant men call the beating two no, police officers and given no bail. homeland security picking up some of the suspects wanted at a greyhound bus station in arizona. and earlier today the one and only suspect actually held on bail was in court. a grand jury voted to indict him on a felony charge as he pled not guilty. and you know the migrant crisis is bad for democrats when al sharpton is using this language to describe it. >> you're getting migrants beating up policemen in the streets of new york city, an influx of migrants all over the country that have people outraged. we're looking every day at the invasion of migrants. >> dana: oh, really, greg? who would have guessed. >> greg: i'm surprised they msnbc didn't say we need more

moped control. we talk about this a lot. there has to be a punishment that sends you back to a worse place if you hadn't committed the bad act. when you send them back, it's just a reset button. you know, you have to -- i really think that we need prisons in cold places. so you take the violent felons who come here from sunny climates and send them to a place really cold. how soon would that stream of young criminality dry up if they have to risk five years in siberia west? the dems, they're the breaking point party. they're ignorant of incentives and disincentives, so we always end up at this spot, which is chaos. now they care, because it looks bad, not because it is bad, but because it looks bad. i love that i go back to that segment from yesterday when the cnn anchors were so shocked when john miller explained how new york's get out of jail free card

increases criminality. it was like david blaine performing street magic to 12-year-olds. the cnn anchor, how did you do that? we had no idea. it's magical. centizeed to come to new york? if you've got to release them, release them in the neighborhoods where the people who make those decisions to release them live. let them experience the reality of their decisions. you know, these violent migrants aren't going to be cutting your lawns, that's for sure. >> dana: judge, the illegal immigrant crime spree, that's the highest rising concern after immigrant crisis, after lawlessness at the border, but now you have, for example, in new york, one migrant gang linked to 62 grand larcenies. >> judge jeanine: violence is learned behavior. what the illegals are learning, they can commit a crime, even assault men and women in authority, and be let out of jail before the police finish the paperwork.

that's what's going on here. i hear the mopeds, many of them are stolen. they're not registered. they're going after lone females, females walking alone, with a phone in their grands. i mean, i don't go anywhere without my phone or purse, and they're knocking them over, as you can see right there, pulling them over, she gets hit with something on the street, looks like a bicycle -- >> dana: looks like a pole. >> judge jeanine: yeah, a pole of some sort. when al sharpton talks about an invasion, he's talking about what i was talking about yesterday, and that's the african american community, getting the short end of the stick, because the illegals are getting -- are jumping over them in terms of all of the benefits we're giving them, whether it's schools or "sportscenters," or the ability to get into programs. adams, this guy adams, i got to tell you, every day he strikes me as dumber. he comes out and says, you know, the city council passed a law that prevents the police from cooperating with i.c.e. so if the police, like if i were

i was detained with new york city, the police would say, we're letting this guy out, and i would have a detective there, like, two hours before to get him. they're not allowed to do that. the so adams throws his hands in the air and says, you know, the city council passed it. you fool. he can't even southwestern the question that was asked of him, which is do you know whether or not you can change that yourself by executive order. how can you change it? he said, well, we haven't looked into that. we will check it out. you haven't looked into it because you don't care. that the sad part. and kathy ho h hockul, stop tal. hold people on bail if we have enough to hold them. >> dana: jesse, for the three they caught, do you think they ever thought they would get

caught? >> jesse: they were caught where they lived. they haven't been caught once they crossed. so nothing stopped them now. when you -- when you poor people from underdeveloped countries, violent countries, leave their families, their mothers and fathers, come to another country, sponsored by cartels, there's a certain percentage of them that will gravitate toward street crime, and perhaps even more serious gang activity. and we've just let 10 million people into the country. a small percentage that are going to be gang members and they're going to metastasize, and you're going to grow a small army of foreign national gang members within the united states, adding to the latin american gangs that we have currently. then they will be fighting with the mafia. they'll be fighting with black drug trafficking gangs over turf. this is a recipe for disaster.

the fact that the fbi is just sitting by and watching this happen, why why hasn't chris wray said anything about this? this is the most dangerous thing we've done to the country that i can remember. >> greg: what about january 6th, jesse? >> jesse: besides january 6th. >> harold: which is why we need a border bill. if we're letting thousands and thousands and thousands, maybe millions of people in, we have an opportunity to reduce it by 20%, 30%, let alone 50% or 60% -- let the american people -- put this before congress for a vote. let's improve the bill where you think it should be improved. one thing we know for certain, what we're doing now is broken. >> judge jeanine: joe biden doesn't -- >> harold: let me finish my point. it's not working. we get asylum reform. the president has the authority to shut down the border, be it this president or any other president.

this gives more authority than president trump ever had. that's my reading. put it on the floor for a vote. mr. johnson, mr. speaker, with all due respect, if you're so confident it's dead on arrival, let democrats vote on it, send it back to the senate, and let's get our border under control. it's broken. unless we want more stories like we're dealing with today. >> judge jeanine: the fact that we already have the laws on the books, joe biden won't locate the border patrol enforce the laws, is reason enough to believe his agenda is to let them in. >> dana: we'll let them argue on a commercial break. up next, president biden is going to war with snickers. the president's bizarre new economic pitch to voters. [we raise up our glasses against evil forces saying whiskey for my men before my horses ♪

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: wroig joe biden is getting desperate. only 14% of americans say they've been helped by biden's economic policies. trump's mopping the floor with biden on the issue. up 20 points in the latest poll. biden needs a villain to distract americans. and convince them that his policies aren't to blame. the grumpy old guy is now taking his anger at greedy grocery stores for higher prices. >> for all we've done to bring prices down, too many corporations in america are ripping people off. price gouging, junk fees, with. we are tired of being played for suckers. >> jesse: wait. it gets dumber. biden is going to war with snickers for shrinking the bars. >> what's happened to the

snickers bars? snickers bars, you know, the candy, well, they haven't raised the price of the snicker bar, they just took 10% of it out. it's much smaller. that's how they're making more money. >> jesse: greg, did you know that snickers shrunk the bars? >> greg: i have a theory that he came upon the halloween snickers, the minis. what happened to the snickers? then they gave him some soup and he went to bed. you know, he's calling americans suckers for paying for their groceries. not all of us can steal. i mean, i'm not part of a gang that can smash-and-grab at target and steal 900 bucks worth of stuff. so i guess we all are suckers for paying. he has no concept of the economy. he always blames the outcome for the cause. why would stores -- i mean, does he believe that stores artificially inflate the prices when all they do is try to sell

stuff as cheap as possible, their strategy to compete? does he think all the stores met, we've got to fix -- we have to fix the prices. is that what he wants us to think? no. the reason why we're having problems is because of gas prices, printing money to give to other countries, illegal immigrants, and student loan deadbeats, biden's voting bloc. he has no concept of how an economy works. he should thank -- it's weird. he always goes after stuff that keeps america afloat. grocery chains, oil, our border, law enforcement. he should thank god for capitalism. if we didn't have food, if we didn't have gas, if we didn't have cheap booze and amazon and netflix, the public would have seen through them ages ago. plenty of bread and circuses to keep us going to not notice it. >> jesse: seems like there's a

new strategy. here's liz warren. >> from doritos, oreos, even toilet paper, these big corporations are shrinking how much they give us. corporate executives thought we wouldn't notice, but they're wrong. we noticed. it's time to crack down on corporate greedflation. i'm fed up, no pun intended. >> dana: it really worked for her in 2020, this line of argumentation. plus, you remember the putin price hike, what he blamed on gas prices? one thing we don't talk about enough is how the biden administration's energy policies have made everything more expensive for all of us, for years to come, unless it's reversed, because a lot of these companies make decisions now, and they look 10, 15, 20 years in the future, and if they don't

think they'll get the permits approved, they don't make the investments, they don't get the jobs, your prices go up and national security goes down. >> jesse: harold, when you open up a bag of potato chips, there's six chips less, do you feel ripped off by big chip? >> harold: i feel grateful. >> jesse: you're slim and slender. >> harold: this is not the strategy i would be using. there are a number of other things that i think resonate more with voters. i've never been a believer in picking on american companies, be it oil companies, unless they've done something illegal. i don't know what they're doing. i mean, the age-old message of making communities safer, making our schools work better, making prescription drugs and insulin cheaper, protecting our border, ensuring that putin does not prevail in ukraine, that seems to me something better to be ticking off than taking on a local supermarket. there are a number of communities throughout america that don't have supermarkets in

their communities. you have food deserts in a lot of cities and rural areas across the country. i would change that one up a bit. >> jesse: this is a direct attack on uncle gieseppe. >> judge jeanine: i'm glad you mentioned it. people don't believe the sense about bidenn mics. the prices are staying up. the truth is -- remember a couple years ago, he blamed big meat. remember that? there was the big meat. they're no good. if people are price gouging, mr. president, get your attorney general, if he's not too busy going after other people, to prosecute price gougers, because that's a crime. in the end, the guy knows nothing about the economy. he knows nothing about business.

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i like that music. another stunning video shows a dude in a self-driving tesla car fiddling with his apple goggles. secretary .exclamation point, au thinking about putting these on for one of your opening monologue? >> greg: it's weird, anytime i see somebody wearing one those, i want to hurt them. steve jobs wouldn't have made this, mainly because he's dead. but also, he wouldn't make anything that made you look stupid. all the apple products that he brought out were cool. these make you look uncool. walking down fifth avenue wearing one of those, you might as well wear a t-shirt that

reads "will never get laid again." i imagine, coming home from work, your husband is sitting home on the couch in that. you just come home, there he is. how soon will you go out and bang the tennis instructor? this is not how men should be, wearing a thing on their face. this is the difference between this and elon musk's robots. it's a good comparison. robots enhance your life. they make it easier, frees up time, helps you with manual labor. it's technology for people living lives. vision pro is not for living life. it's for replaying the life you have. more scrolling, more emails, more binge watching. more withdrawal from connection of real life. it's a perpetual emotional hibernation. we should be moving away from this, not toward it. >> harold: that's a heck of -- i kind of agree with greg. >> dana: i do.

call me a luddite. we had air pods. i get it. maybe it will start looking better in the future. i tried it on for half a second. one, it's kind of heavy on my head. second, why would i do this? the only thing i kind of liked about it, it could help with posture, because you're not like this over your phone. you have to stand up straight so you can keep it on your head. >> harold: to greg's point about hibernation, it's a way to retreat to another part -- to not really live. what do you think about that? >> jesse: i tried them on yesterday. i thought i saw a dinosaur attack me. you go in there. first you see this baby dinosaur. and it's casing a butterfly. it's cute. you're, like,, oh, a little baby dinosaur. isn't that cute? oh, it's going to catch a butterfly. it's just a little baby. next thing you know, huge tyrannosaurus rex wanders out of the mountain. whoa, dude, that i think this is

huge. then you're, like, what's it going to do? is it going to come after you? i started putting my hand out. at first i thought it was going to just bite my head off. i took a swing at it, and nothing happened, because it's not real, it's fake. did you know that? i worry that people not as smart as i am, they plug it on, they thought the dinosaur was real, and they jump out a window. that's what i'm worried about. a guest said companies might force them to wear them at work. >> dana: why? >> jesse: because you can multitask, see everything, locked into corporate america. i agree with greg. they look dopey, they'll get smaller, and be contact lenses in a couple years. for now, all the latin gangs are snatching them off kids' faces all other town. >> harold: do you think that's what the gangs will do, your

honor? >> judge jeanine: i don't think so, but this they have is a chance, of course. never buy the first model. wait for the kinks to be ironed out of them. can you hear in that thing? so there's noise in it? >> jesse: you can hear. >> judge jeanine: did you hear the dinosaur? >> jesse: i don't remember. >> judge jeanine: what did you take before that you put that on? >> jesse: i don't remember. >> judge jeanine: what's amazing, it is too big, cumbersome. it is too heavy. how do you eat with that and drink? i saw them drinking. are you supposed to eat with it? >> jesse: it doesn't cover your mouth. >> judge jeanine: i know it doesn't, but how do you get a glass -- >> jesse: how do you drink? >> judge jeanine: i don't. >> harold: coming up, new york city mayor eric adams blaming race for why his city is in chaos, comparing himself to jesus. ♪ ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: it's dei on steroids as a city deals with crime, illegals and people leaving by droves, new york city mayor eric adams is now blaming

race as a main reason why he gets a bad rap from the press. >> have you ever seen this much chocolate leaving the city of new york? and then go down the line. look who's here. this is representative of the city. that's why people are hating on me. man, this is a matthew 21 and 12 moment. jesus walked into the temple. saw them doing wrong in the temple. he did what? he turned the table. i want the city to turn the table over. >> judge jeanine: wow. all right, harold. you know, when i was reading this line, have you ever seen this much chocolate leading the city of new york, i didn't mean i didn't know whether that was offensive. is that offensive to the people he was referencing? >> harold: i think i think he was trying to say there's a vast amount of african american leadership. >> judge jeanine: he's articulate. why call them chocolate? >> harold: maybe didn't have

enough time. look, i would have said it differently. >> greg: i think it's a compliment. >> dana: yeah, i didn't think anybody in the room was offended. >> greg: harold, you're like by cadbury egg. >> dana: he's my snickers soig >> judge jeanine: oreo, that's it. >> harold: calling me an oreo? >> judge jeanine: yes. all right, next. >> harold: i like snickers better. >> judge jeanine: what do you think of the fact he compared himself to jesus, jesse? [laughter] all right, greg, would you like to handle that one? >> greg: in his defense, you cater your words to the place you're speaking at. i made a mistake. i once did an evening speech at the chamber of commerce in the afternoon, and i didn't change the subject matter, and it was a nightmare. so you might have -- you might have heard him tailor this.

the thing is, you know, you also have to mention competence. you can't say, we know you're the best, not just the blackest. what you got, he was saying this. i have to take -- disagree with him on one thing. he came into office with so much good faith and goodwill, because we all went through a white moron named de blasio, and here's a former cop, he's black, we wanted him to succeed, but unfortunately he's not, and maybe the leftist machine that de blasio left behind is just too big for any one man to handle. i don't know. >> judge jeanine: what do you think of that, dana? >> dana: i do think that anytime dei is mentioned, it sounds like, it's fine, whatever, corporate jargon, but when you explain it to people, i had a friend who did internal polling on a company, and the messaging on this, from even democrats and liberals, over 50% of people say they do not like this. women in particular, 68%, said

they don't want anymore of this. independents at 71%. >> judge jeanine: good. jesse, do you have anything to add? >> jesse: if only we had a mayor who was also african american, who's competent, good business background, works well with republicans and democrats and independents, a beautiful famil- >> dana: and reads the "wall street journal" every day? >> jesse: reads the "wall street journal" every day. handsome. clean cut. >> harold: and eats snickers? >> jesse: god, where could we find someone like that? >> judge jeanine: harold, we love you. you okay? >> harold: as fine as the mayor. thank you. >> judge jeanine: one more thing is up next. ♪ ♪

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♪ >> greg: one more thing. judge? >> judge jeanine: okay. yesterday, we lost an icon in country music, toby keith after a two-year battle of stomach cancer. i had the honor of meeting him several times over the course of my career. it was a thrill of a lifetime. he was -- he was a lot of fun. he was very friendly. he was a great guy. he was a man's man and a woman's man. he was the epit tonal of what strong and patriotic man should be, showing love and support for american troops and he was one man who attracted millions to the country music genre. he defined the genre. i will miss him. i am overwhelmed and i'm sad as is dana today. we're country music fans. rest in peace, toby. >> greg: okay. i will just plug my show. tonight. it's going to be a barn burner. we got brian kilmeade, kennedy,

timpf, jamie lissow. it's the all-stars. harold? >> harold: honor black history month today 31 years ago lost ash monday first black to win wimbledon australian open. greatest arena in tennis is named for him out here in new york u.s. open finals are played his passion and love for the game power all the exclusion and hate he had to encounter early in his life. congrats to him and his family. congrats to my pal bret baier on winning the horatio alger award. >> dana: jesse's show is going to be great tonight "jesse watters primetime" at 8:00. >> greg: that's it for us. have a great night. >> bret: i really love harold, greg. thank you. >> greg: me too, dreamy. >> bret: good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. breaking tonight the house tees up an historic vote on the impeachment of the homeland security secretary as the senate border bill is on life