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>> greg: he's getting impeached for a border that's breached. the house gearing up for a vote on the impeachment of dhs secretary alejandro mayorkas and we could get that very soon. republicans accused mayorkas of failing to enforce the law and lying to congress. while republicans blame mayorkas, joe biden is now trying to place the blame for his border disaster on, you guessed it, trump. joe is pushing congress to pass the proposed senate deal for border security, that, as of right now, is deader than a hair follicle on jesse's scalp. >> all indications are this bill won't even move forward to the senate floor. why? a simple reason. donald trump. because donald trump thinks it's bad for him politically. he would rather weaponize this issue than actually solve it. frankly they owe it to the american people to show some spine. republicans have to decide who do they serve, donald trump or the american people. every day between now and november the american people are going to know that the only

reason the border is not secure is donald trump and his maga republican friends. folks, we've got to move passed this toxic politics. >> greg: he's worse than tom shillue. the deuce letting loose ons kjp on whether dems bear responsibility on actions on the border while they controlled house. >> you guys talk a lot, including today, about border wouldn't be such a big deal if congress would have just passed your immigration bill on day one. who was in charge of congress on day one? >> we have said is that congress has to act, right? congress, democrats, republicans, have to act. but, in those three years, it is true that republicans have gotten in the way. i mean they voted, they've actually voted. >> first two years, no responsibility? >> i'm not saying that democrats have not been in control the first two years, that's not what i'm saying. i'm saying house republicans have got in the way. >> greg: and house speaker mike johnson is holding the line that

the border bill is doa. >> it was supposed to have a border security set of provisions in it. that is not what we got. we got a supplemental funding proposal with immigration provisions, it's not a border security bill it doesn't do anything of the sort. republicans simply cannot vote important the bill in good conscious and that is why i declart dead on arrival and looks like right now it may be in some jeopardy, may be on life support in the senate. we welcome that development. >> greg: jesse, in this process, this impeachment inquiry and so on, what do we find out that mayorkas isn't really incompetent at all it's just that he's good at following orders? >> jesse: following orders from who? >> greg: exactly >> jesse: taylor swift? >> greg: maybe. she's behind everything you know. >> jesse: or the cartels. >> greg: i would say the cartels and taylor swift working in conjunction with the space aliens. >> jesse: congrats you're booked on jesse watters primetime. [laughter] >> jesse: so we looked it up. any president since 1952 can shut down the border, it says it

right here, whenever he finds that entry of aliens is detrimental to the united states he can shut the whole thing down like that. so he's asking congress for powers he already has, and 20 million -- $20 billion. so what's the money for? well, it's just basically to hire an army of lawyers, nonprofit and asylum officers to just continue to facilitate the open borders, and then he locks in a dc district court rubber stamp which is far left to just say whatever anybody wants to challenge as either bogus or legit. now, the border never closes. that's not jesse watters saying that, that's the co-author of this bill, the senator from connecticut. this whole 5,000 thing, okay, here's how it works. 5,000 comes in for a week, right? it averages that. they don't shut the border down they just funnel all the entries into the port of entry and then they bring them in that way. and what happens if you show up in another part of the border if you claim it's an emergency they

still have to let you in. they don't actually even detain anybody in this bill because they only asked for 15,000 additional beds. so if you can't detain, how are you going to deport? and how is bush and obama and trump deporting hundreds of thousands of migrants a year with less money than biden and biden needs more money? and this is the tough screening process. are you scared? yes. did you find a place in mexico that you could stay? no. you're in. it's a joke. and they only have $25 million to fight cartels but they give $400 million to lawyers. that's how you know they're not serious about this. this whole thing is designed to keep the status quo. they've legislated the status quo. nothing in here is going to stop a single person from coming in and they're just doing this so joe biden can claim credit to solve a problem that he createdd in the first place. this thing makes it worse, i'm glad it's doa. >> greg: well done you just

basically killed the bill yourself. judge, you know, it's interesting to hear joe biden blame trump. trump won in 2016 on the border. he was the toughest person on the border and now it's all going to hell and of course biden who has trump derangement on, you know, anabolic steroids. do you think that that's going to sell? >> judge jeanine: the truth is that joe biden is the one who reversed the border policies where we had some of the lowest number of immigrants coming through by immediately, on day one, indicating his intent to the american people that he wanted an open border policy. that's what he did. and for him to blame trump, i mean, he's got trump derangement syndrome. trump said it, in spite of the fact that for four years the democrats fought with trump, trump fought with them, built a wall, had all kinds of restrictions, and at the end -- the last month he was there was 70,000 he came in in december of

that year, and now joe biden has over 300,000 and we've got known and unknown got-aways. but this bill is not a border bill it's an immigration bill. jesse is right. this is all about making sure that we have enough people to be able to products the illegals, to get them through the legal ports of entry. all of the things that trump didn't have. trump didn't have this kind of money. trump had the law jesse just referenced and i have, too. you can arrest them. you don't need to do anything else. and, you know, biden is talking about money to close the border. he doesn't think about the fact that, what is it costing us to not fix the border? it's costing us, in terms of deaths of americans, it's costing us, we just found out, $23 million in credit cards in new york city alone for illegals, expenses to the states as well as hospitals going under, schools that are being overrun. it's all about will power. texas has it, biden doesn't have

it. and, in the end, biden would rather weaponize this thing than solve the problem. this is a national emergency. he won't treat it as such. he's only worried about giving 20 million on the border, 60 million to ukraine. why is that. and finally, let me just say, more asylum officers and expedited work permits and allowing increased numbers of visas he said will be the toughest and fairest bill on immigration ever. but to whom? not to americans but to the illegals. >> greg: dana, you know, we're regular americans, we get up in the morning, we have our breakfast, you know, polish our gucci bags. don't you feel that underlying all of this is a mistrust in the system. >> dana: yeah. >> greg: that, it's like, we can't take these things seriously anymore because they wait until the last minute when there's an election and they hoist this monstrosity on us and say read it over the weekend and get back to us as soon as possible and if you don't agree

you're a traitor. that just makes everybody say stop. >> dana: i think also that there's a lot of people that don't trust that even if they get this authority that biden would follow through so there's that piece of it as well. i also thought that when biden came out and said the only reason the border's not secure is donald trump it sounded like when they tried to blame republicans for defunding the police and nobody bought it, it was like five pinocchios or however many you could get. the nbc poll over the weekend showed republicans have a 35-point advantage of president biden on immigration, but make no mistake, the democrats now have a messaging line. they will beat it. they will beat that line to death. >> greg: yeah. >> dana: and this bill is dead. so we don't have to go over the points over and over again. the bill is not going forward. so now the question is, will they impeach mayorkas, will biden do anything, and will he be able to actually somehow say that it's maga republicans -- they think they can further

drive a wedge between whoever they're calling maga republicans and someone like senator langford from oklahoma one of the most conservative people in the senate. i am not for animal cruelty and i will not beat this horse to death anymore. >> greg: all right. harold, you know, this is a border bill, but it's not our border, is it? we're spending three times much money on ukraine and you've got chuck schumer saying, you know, if we don't vote on this bill, you know, young americans are going to fight in europe. you know, your kids are going to croak if you don't do this. that's a bit of hyperbole and i think you should zone it immediately harold >> harold: i have a slightly different point of view. i start with the editorial board in house newspapers the wall street journal saying the republicans want to better secure the us border or they want to keep what has become an open soar festering another year as an election issue. that's a question a lot of voters are going to answer in november. >> greg: but they're wrong, the

wall street journal is wrong >> harold: we'll see what side people comes down on. this bill has been endorsed negotiated bill, this compromise, the word compromise in politics has become such a bad word unfortunately when our whole nation was founded on a corp. mice but that's a different conversation. the border patrol union us chamber of commerce have endorsed this bill. now, when i think about some of those who argue, and there have been republicans who openly said in congress that if they pass this bill it's a get out of jail free card for president biden or will help him in the election it reminded me of how silly and unpatriotic a group of democrats sound if republican president were to pass gun reform ledge vacation in an election year and democrats in congress would say we can't allow this woman who would be president of the united states because she's a republican top pass this bill because it will help her get reelectd in the fall. i would be a democrat saying you're crazy. we fought for this for a long time. this greatest advocates for this, for border reform and

border security have been around this table and have been around our country including a lot of republicans. i think, and for republicans in congress to deny their constituents and deny the american people an open debate about this on the house floor and the senate floor i think is an abomination in many ways. you don't get everything you want in life, certainly not in politics. this bill here has historic, has historic wins for those of us who want different and better security, different security and better security at our border. is it perfect? no, nothing is perfect. this here however pushes us way down the line. now i would ask those who genuinely believe, and you can have this genuine belief, that if president trump is elected there had will be a different kind of border bill, i don't know if that would be the case. i think the kind of negotiated -- the kind of negotiations and the kind of compromise that have been reached here by senator lankford and others is something that may not be obtained six, seven, nine months down the road. and i would say in closing for those of us concerned about

fentanyl human trafficking terrorists all the things that happened in new york city with cops being beat up we're going to allow to happen for 9-10 more months because of politics >> judge jeanine: but joe biden allowed it to happen for two and a half years >> harold: i will a agree with you let's say i'll stipulate that so why should we allow it to happen for ten more months. >> judge jeanine: because joe can stop it >> harold: the wall street journal all endorsed this we should pass this. >> greg: we've just been burned so many times with things called something like the inflation reduction act and it's not inflation reduction at all it's climate nonsense. i think why don't we have the time to take the bill apart and follow the logic behind each decision. we don't. instead, we are told, if we don't do this, we're hypocrites. no, we have to be able to pick it -- take a look at it. i want to see what's in the shopping cart >> harold: which is why they should bring it to the floor and amend it make the changes and send you back to the senate. >> greg: okay. and you're wrong. you are perfect.

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♪ ♪ how do you like me now ♪ ♪ >> dana: migrant lawlessness is getting worse in liberal cities, a gang of moped riding illegal immigrants terrorizing new yorkers by snatching cell phones out of their hands, one horrific video showing a 62-year-old woman being brutally dragged across concrete slamming her body into a steele poll and leaving her bruised and stealing

from er had. cops say it is connected to at least 62 grand lars is in, police are still searching for the group's ring leader. today saw a little bit of justice come for the migrant men who were caught beating two new york city police officers and then given none bail. homeland security picking up some of the suspects wanted at a greyhound bus station in arizona. and, earlier today, the one and only suspect who was actually held on bail was in court. a grand jury voted to indict him on a felony charge as he pled not guilty. you know the migrant crisis is bad for democrats when al sharpton is using this language to describe it. >> you're getting migrants beating up policemen in the streets of new york, an influx of migrants all over the country that frankly have people outraged. we're looking every day at the invasion of migrants. >> dana: oh, really, greg? who would have guessed. >> greg: i'm surprised msnbc didn't say we need more moped control. you know, we talk about this a

lot, and it's like, there has to be a punishment that sends you back to a worse place if you hadn't committed the bad act. when you send them back, it's just a reset button. you know, you have to -- i really think that we need prisons in cold places. so you take the violent felons who come here from sunny climates and you send them to some place really cold. how soon would that stream of young criminality dry out if they have to risk five years in, like, siberia west. but, you know, the dems, they're the breaking point party. they're ignorant of incentives and disincentives so we always end up in this spot which is chaos. and now they care because it looks bad. not because it is bad but because it looks bad. i go back to that segment yesterday when the cnn anchors were so shocked when john miller explained how new york's get out of jail free card increases

criminality. it was like david blaine performing street magic to 12 year olds, the cnn anchor is like how did you do that? we had no idea. what a magical -- they're incentivized to come to new york? if you have to release them release them in the neighborhoods where the people who make those decisions to release them live. let them experience the reality of their decisions. you know, these violent migrants aren't going to be cutting your lawns, that's for sure. >> dana: and, judge, the illegal immigrant crime spree, that is the highest rising concern about the immigrant crisis, after there's lawlessness, of course, at the border but now you have, for example, just here in new york, this one migrant gang linked to 62 grand lars is in. >> judge jeanine: i've always said, dana, that violence is learned behavior and what the illegals are learning is that they can commit a crime, they can even assault men and women in authority, and be let out of jail before the police finish the paperwork. and that's what's going on here.

i hear the mopeds, many of them are stolen, they're not registered and they're going after lone females, females walking alone with a phone in their hands. i mean i don't go anywhere without my phone or with a purse, and they're knocking them over as you can see right there, just pulling them over. she gets hit with something on the street, i don't know if it's a bicycle. >> dana: looked like a poll. >> judge jeanine: yeah a pole of some sort. here's the bottom line, when al sharpton talks about an invasion he is talking about what i was talking about yesterday and that is the african-american community getting the short end of the stick because the illegals are jumping over them in terms of all of the benefits we're giving them whether it's schools or sports centers or the ability to get into programs. and adams, this guy adams, i've got to tell you every day he strikes me as dumber. he comes out and he says, you know, the city council passed the law that prevents the police from cooperating with ice. so if the police -- if i were to

lodge a detainer with new york city then what would happen is the police would say, we're letting this guy out, and i would have a detective there like two hours before to get them. they're not allowed to do that. so adams throws his hands in the air and he said you know the city conway passed it. you fool. he can't even answer the question that was asked of him which is do you know whether or not you can change that yourself by executive order. how can you change it? he said well we haven't looked into that we're going to check it out. you haven't looked into it because you don't care and that's the sad part. and kathy hochul stop talking. she's one who was saying, you know, we have to hold these people until we can figure it out. that's not constitutional, okay, number one. and, number two, why didn't you increase the number of crimes in new york that we can hold people on bail for if we do have enough to hold them. >> dana: jesse, for those three that they caught, do you think they ever thought they would get

caught? >> jesse: well, they weren't caught where they lived and they haven't been caught once they crossed, so nothing's stopped them now. but when you have poor people from underdeveloped countries, violent countries, leave their families, their mothers and fathers, come to another country, sponsored by cartels, there's a certain percentage of them that are going to gravitate towards street crime and perhaps even more serious gang activity. and we've just let ten million people into the country, a small percentage are going to be gang members and they're going to metastasize and you're going to now grow a small army of foreign national gang members within the united states. and that only adds to the latin american gangs we have currently and then they're going to be fighting with the mafia, they're going to be flighting with black drug trafficking gangs over turf. this is a recipe for disaster

and the fact that the fbi is just sitting by and watching this happen, why hasn't chris wray said anything about this. this is the most dangerous thing we've done to the country, that i can remember. >> greg: what about january 6th, jesse. >> jesse: besides january 6th. >> dana: harold ford >> harold: which is why we need a border bill. if we're letting thousands and thousands and thousands if maybe millions of people in and we have an opportunity to reduce that by 20% 30% let alone 60%. >> jesse: this doesn't do that >> harold: we can differ on this. let the american people -- put this before congress for a vote, let's improve the bill where you think it should be improved. one thing we know for certain, what we're doing now is broken. >> judge jeanine: joe biden is the one >> harold: i only got 30 seconds here. it's not working. we get asylum reform in this which we always said we needed, we give the president more authority to shut down the border be it this president or any other president. this bill gives more authority than president trump ever has and powers which --

>> jesse: no he doesn't >> harold: my reading of the bill suggests. >> jesse: did you read it? >> harold: i did >> harold: put it on the floor for a vote mr. johnson mr. speaker, with all due respect if you're so confident dead on arrival let your caucus vote on it. let people make amendments to it and send it back to the senate and let's get our border under control. it's broken. unless we want more stories like we're dealing with in new york. >> judge jeanine: the fact that we already have the laws on the books and joe biden won't let the border patrol enforce the laws is reason enough to believe even if we pass something joe biden's agenda is to let them in >> harold: why do you think the border endorsed this. >> judge jeanine:. >> judge jeanine: because they didn't have a chance. >> dana: up next the president is going to war against snickers, the president's bizarre new pitch to voters. ♪ ♪ we'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing whiskey for my man before my horses. ♪

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snickers bars, you know that candy? >> yeah. >> well they haven't raised the price of snickers bars they just took 10% of it out. no, no, no, they're much smaller so that's how they're making more money. >> jesse: greg. >> greg: yeah. >> jesse: did you know that snickers shrunk the bars. >> greg: i have a theory that he came upon the halloween snickers. >> jesse: the minis. >> greg: yeah the minis and he's going what happened to the snickers and they gave him some soup and he went to bed. you know, he's calling americans suckers for paying for their groceries. not all of us can steal. i mean, i'm not part of a gang that can smash and grab a target and steal 900 bucks worth of stuff so i guess we are all suckers for paying. he has no concept of the economy. he always blames the outcome for the cause. why would stores -- i mean does he believe that stores artificially inflate the prices when all they do is try to sell stuff as cheap as possible? that's their strategy to

compete. does he think that they like met and decided all the stores met, we have got to fix them, we have to fix the prices. is that what he wants us to think? no, the reason why we're having problems is because of gas prices, theft, which is amounting to the billions, printing money to give to other countries, illegal immigrants and student loan deadbeats. biden's voting block. i mean, he has no concept of how an economy works. he should actually thank -- like it's weird. he always goes after stuff that keeps americana float. >> right. >> greg: grocery chains, oil, a border, law enforcement. he should thank god for capitalism. if we didn't have food, if we didn't have gas, if we didn't have cheap booze and amazon and netflix the public would have seen through him ages ago. we have plenty of bread and sur cusses to keep us going to no notice it. >> jesse: seems like a new strategy they're all going after gouging. here's liz warren dana.

>> from doritos to oreos to even toilet paper, these big corporations are shrinking how much they give us. corporate executives thought we wouldn't notice but they're wrong. we noticed. it's time to crack down on corporate greedflation. i'm fed up no pun intended. >> jesse: she needs that toilet paper because she's full of of what? >> dana: crap. >> jesse: oh, dana. >> dana: it really worked well for her in 2020 this line of argument station plus you remember the putin price hike, that is what he blamed on gas prices. i think the one thing we do not talk about enough is how the biden administration's energy policies have made everything more expensive for all of us, and that could be for years to come unless it is somehow reversed. because a lot of these companies make decisions now and they look ten, 15, 20 years in the future and if they don't think they're going to get those permits

approved they don't make the investment which means you don't get the jobs which means your energy prices go up and your national security goes down. >> jesse: harold when you open up a bag of potato chips and there's like six less chips than there used to be do you feel ripped off by big chip >> harold: i feel grateful because you see me every day before the show. >> jesse: you're slim and slender >> harold: but i eat a bag of chips. this is not the strategy i would be using, there are a um in of other things that resonate more with voters i've never been a believer of picking on american companies be it oil companies unless they've done something illegal. i don't know what they're doing. the age old message of making communities safer making the schools work better making prescription drugs and insulin cheaper protecting our border and ensuring putin does not prevail in beening why, that seems to me something better to be ticking off than taking on a local supermarket. there are a number of communities throughout america

that don't have supermarkets you have food deserts in a lot of cities and rural areas across the country so i would change that up a bit. >> jesse: you know what that is an direct attack on? uncle giuseppe's. >> judge jeanine: it is, and the judge jeanine chocolate apple. i'm glad you mentioned it and i didn't. look, there's a reason that trump is mopping the floor with biden in terms of the economy. people don't believe the nonsense about bidenomics. people have to buy bread and milk and cheese and meat and it's just, it doesn't matter what he's talking about, he can talk about bidenomics until the cows come home, the prices are staying up. and the truth is, if he wants to blame -- remember a couple years ago he blamed big meat remember that one? it was the big meat, they're no good. if people are price gouging, mr. president, get your attorney general, if he's not too busy going after other people to prosecutor price gougers because that's a crime. in tend the guy knows nothing about the economy, he knows nothing about business.

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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ an american soldier, an american ♪ >> harold: the future is here and it hasn't even been a week since apple rolled out the virtual reality head sets and it's already causing a tech dystopia.

>> harold: i like that music. another stunning video shows a dude in a self-driving tesla car while fiddling with his apple goggles. secretary buttigieg to remind folks that you must remain in control of your vehicle even if it's driverless. >> dana: wow thanks pete >> harold: check out this fellow sitting court side at an nba game pretending like he's actually playing in the game. exclamation point, are you at any point thinking about putting these things on for one of your monologues, your opening monologues on gutfeld? >> greg: weird every time i see somebody wearing one of those i want to hurt them. steve jobs wouldn't have made this, mainly because he's dead but also he would never have made anything that made you look stupid. all of the apple products that he brought out were cool. these make you look uncool. if you were walking down fifth avenue wearing one of those, vision pro, you might as well wear a t-shirt that reads will

never get laid again. imagine coming home from work and your husband is sitting on the couch in that. you just comb home, there he is. how soon will you go out and bang the tennis instructor just because it's like, this is not how men should be. men should not be sitting there wearing this thing on their face. this is the difference between this and elon musk's robots. it's a good comparison. robots enhance your life, they make it easier, frees up time, helps you with manual labor. it's technology for people who are living lives. vision pro is not for living life, it's for replacing the life you have. more scrolling, more e-mails, more binge watching. more withdraw from connection of real life. it's a perpetual emotional hibernation. this is just like -- we should be moving away from this not toward it. >> harold: i kind of agree with greg a lot. >> dana: i do, too. i'm not interested. i understand also though it's

when we had the walkman now we have air pods, okay, i get it so maybe it will start to look better with better design in the future. but i tried it on for half a second, one, it's kind of heavy on my head and also i'm like why would i do this. i don't know -- the only thing i kind of liked about it is that i think it could help with posture because you're not like this over your phone, you have to stand up straight so you can keep it on your head >> harold: that's actually a good point. but greg's point of hibernation, really a way to retreat to another part -- to not really live, what do you think about that? >> jesse: i tried them on yesterday i thought i saw a dinosaur attack me and you go in there and first you see this little baby dinosaur and it's chasing a butterfly and it's cute and you're like oh little baby dinosaur isn't thatted cute oh he's going to catch a butterfly and it's like just a little baby, so what. next thing you know huge for ron sore rus rex wanders from the

mountains and you're like dude that this thing is huge and you're like is it going to come at me so i put my hands out >> harold: what did you do before that. >> judge jeanine: yeah, what did you do before that >> jesse: nothing. first i thought it was going to bite my head off and i took a swing at it and nothing happened because it's not real harold it's fake. did you know that >> harold: did you? >> jesse: people that aren't as smart as i am put that thing on think the dinosaur was real and jumped out a window. so that's what i'm worried about. we had a guest last night that said companies might force employees to wear them at work. >> dana: why? >> jesse: and you will a never escape because you can multi task and see everything and just locked into corporate america that way. i agree with greg i think they look dopey and they'll get smaller and will be contact lenses in a couple years but for now all of these latin gangs can snatch goggles off weak kids faces all over town >> harold: do you think what the gangs are going to do, you know. >> judge jeanine: i don't think

so. if they have a chance of course. but this is the first model, you never buy the first one, you have to wait for the kinks to be ironed out of them. can you hear in that thing? >> jesse: yeah. >> judge jeanine: so there's noise in it. >> jesse: you can hear. >> judge jeanine: so could you hear the dinosaur? >> jesse: i don't remember. >> judge jeanine: what did you take before you put that on? >> jesse: i swear to god. >> dana: no, there's the --. >> judge jeanine: okay. what's amazing about that thing is that it is too big, it's too cumbersome, it's too heavy. how do you eat with that i saw you drink. i saw them drinking. are you supposed to eat with it. >> jesse: it doesn't cover your mouth. >> judge jeanine: i know it doesn't but how do you get a glass. >> jesse: how do you drink? >> judge jeanine: i don't. >> jesse: that's not truman man coming up new york city mayor eric adams blaming race for why his city's in chaos and comparing himself to jesus. o jesus. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i ain't as good as i once was ♪ i've got a few years on me now ♪ but there was a time, back in my

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race as the main reason why he gets a bad rap from the press. >> have you ever seen this much chocolate leading the city of new york? and then go down the line. look who's here. this is representative of the city. that's why people are hating on me. ma'am, this is a matthew 21 and 12 moment. jesus walked in the temple he saw them doing wrong in the temple, he did what? he turned the tables over. i went to city hall to turn the table over. >> judge jeanine: wow. all right, harold, you know, when i was reading this line, have you ever seen this much chocolate leading the city of new york, i mean, i didn't know whether that was offensive. is that offensive to the people who he's referencing? >> harold: i think he was trying to say there's a vast amount of african-american leadership. >> judge jeanine: he's articulate why did he call them chocolate

>> harold: he might not have had enough time. i would have said it differently. >> greg: it's a compliment. >> dana: i don't think anyone in the room was offended. >> greg: harmed you're my cad bury egg. >> dana: he's my snickers. >> judge jeanine: an oreo? oreo. that's it. okay >> harold: did you call me an oreo? >> judge jeanine: yeah, yeah >> harold: black on the outside. >> judge jeanine: do you like the fact that he compared himself >> harold: i like snickers better. >> judge jeanine: what is up with you harold? what do you think about the fact he compared himself to jesus, jesse? all right, greg, would you like to handle that one? >> greg: okay, in his defense, you cater your words to the place you're speaking at right and i made the mistake. i once did an evening speech at the chamber of commerce in the afternoon and i didn't change the subject matter and it was a nightmare. so you might have just -- you

might have heard him taylor this. you also have to mention competence. we like to know you're the best and not just the blackest. so what we got was he was saying this. but i have to take -- disagree with him on one thing. he came into office with so much good faith. >> judge jeanine: good will. >> greg: and good evening will because we all went through a white moron named de blasio and here's a former cop and he's black, we wanted him to succeed. but unfortunately he's not and maybe the leftist machine that de blasio left behind is just too big for any one man to handle. i don't know. >> judge jeanine: what do you think of that dana? >> dana: i do think that any time dei is mentioned, it sounds like, it's fine, whatever, that's corporate jargon but when you actually explain it to people, i had a friend that did internal polling for a company and the messaging on this from -- even democrats and liberals, over 50% of people say they do not like this. women, in particular, 68% say

they don't want any more of this. and independents at 71%. >> judge jeanine: good. jesse do you have anything to added?. >> jesse: if only we had a mayor who was also african-american, who was competent, good business background, works well with republicans and democrats, and independents, beautiful family. >> dana: and reads the wall street journal every day. >> jesse: reads the wall street journal every day. handsome, clean cut >> harold: snickers? >> jesse: god where could we find someone like that. >> judge jeanine: harold we love you, i love you. you okay >> harold: i'm fine mr. mayor, thank you. [laughter] >> judge jeanine: one more thing is up next. ♪ i should have been a cowboy ♪ i should have learned ♪ and occasionally, your right foot gets a little heavy. the lexus es didn't begin in a studio — it began with you. ♪

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