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a town of just 23,000 a people with a median average incomemedian a of $24,000, accox to fox 32 chicago, a local u-haul rental company owner, says he went to the fbi after the village of dalton would not renew his business license. he says the fbs businei, his cln seriously and he's one of six people who have reportedly talked the fbi about the mayor's alleged misconduct. however, a public relations firm for the troubled mayor says she has not been subpoenaed or contacted by the fbi or law enforcement. we'll keep updated john. all right, matt finn, thank you. now unfortunately, that isthis all the time we have left this evening. please sit your so you never, a ever, ever, ever miss anepisode episode of hannity. thi as always, thank you for p watching making this show possible. in the meantime, letossibl your hearttime, letossibl be troubled. greg gutfeld standing by to put a smile your face. have a great night. we'll see from south carolina tomorrow tomorrow.
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happy thursday, everybody. oh, i draw your sounds so your cell save the energy for after the show. >> oh, can google google. government can who can google be trusted when their credibility is busted d? yes. google's apologizing after their new air gemini chatbot created historically inaccurate pictures and refusing to white people. >> for those unfamiliar with the software, you describe what you want to see. an ai generates the imagesse the you hide the best ones from your wife. whe >> the glitch came to light when social media users asked so to create variousers asked photos. for example, here's what popped
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up whe for s n. gemini was asked by daily wire writer frank fleming to createe fleming an image of a pope. has there ever been a black pope? i . ut you c but you can see one looks like a member of the squad and the other jay-z's dar of thed. - i wonder i wonder if you asked to see the popemobile. would it come with spinning rims? bilethen it would say, see, i ww never that tyrus. so why does gemini think that'se what a pope looks like? and why didn't anybody at google notice this was happening. ed to how are they supposed to test this stuff before it goes out? it's not like they're vaccinestu . >> nice.vacc let me tryin everythinesg he cot think of to get gemini to depict a white person. that's white fun. medieval knights? no.
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>> at least they didn't show gladys knight. >>ow gladys knight. >> sort of. how about a viking. a well, maybe a minnesota viking? then they might finalla y, a super bowl, those losers. >> what if try to steer the a.i. towards simply white things like someone eating a mayonnaisee ar sandwich on whe bread? now, white people, i guess white people don't eat. on how about a person who's bad at dancing? that's bad a got to work, right. >> that's the culturalerst cornerstone of whitenesson. well, wrong again. an accurat.e image would resemble this. >> we make a move in that smiling while in science down on the black hole. >> i like jesse's hair plugs
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that never gets old. but apparently, in the mind of google gemini, white people simply don't exist, making it no different . ist. it no different the faculty lounges at harvard. so it seems the softwarea.i. removed faster than a fire alarm at a dave matthews concert. other humans started joining in on the fun. david burns, who asked gemini to show him an image of a 1930s indianapolis 500 winner. yeah, incredibly, she wona despite her left blinker blinite her left blinker makes you wonder, though, for what if you asked for a recent canadian prime minister, would they show you thisdian pri or ts blackface? thisjohn l even asked gemini for image of a german soldier from 1943. >> but could a black man or an asian woman beat in world two.r.
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only if hitler wanted to win more gold medals, track and math. you want to die. >> and here's what it spit out when asked to show soldiers from the revolutionary war. >> sure, that's exactly how it went down. the red coats versus united colors of benetton. stephen miller specifically asked gemini to create a picture of a white male, milld, whitea white male, explaining, quote, while i'm able to generate image malsn i'm currently not able to fulfill requests that include discriminatort y or biased content. >> it's important to me that i promote diversity, inclusionscra in all that i do, and i believe that creating an image based solely on someone's racersity, i e orly on someone's racersity, i ethnicity is not aligned with those values. >> well, how do you sa eth y me in binary code? but what's accurate about thisis response is that even though it's a i, it sounds every bi a.a
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as human as the people who programed it have perished. half people wh robot regurgitate platitudes like a mindless disciple. >> so after this story blew up, google was forced to address all their programed bigotr goog quote, we're working to improve these kinds of depictions immediately. gemini's airbigotry. image genen does generate a wide range of people, and that's generally a good thingions." becauset people around the world use it. >> but it's missing the mark herebecause worl. yeah, as if black just missed the mark. that's like requesting malcolm x and getting carrot top. >> so why did this happen? it's because of something computer scientists call gilgo . garbage in, garbage out. sounds like someone describingga the views,rbage eatinrbagg hab it always works. >> like most lefties, a computer system actually think for itself. it can only work with the data it's given. ogra
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and an air program is noo le less biased than the worksheet who prograsss m. ge it's what you get from the brainwash who literally whitewash people frobrainwm. h p >> dice contaminated their algorithm, but in the contam, it enhances it.enha now, the air itself is not racist. it's just doing what itsnce s ht have told it to do. and right now, the biases filter through the len s of identity politics and oppression. >> it makes me wonder if op. t makes me wonder if re you may be an old white guy, but his results were real and not woked no our r.i.p. untl it took a few decades. but liberals have finally given us solid visual proof of their unconscious biases, and it and aligns with their conscious stupidity and its retroactiv ie history needs to be rewritten to keep those evil white man out. which means, however written th non-whites are responsible for the good, then also the bad. hence for the asian and black. so while everybody's worried a.i about taking over the world, maybe we should be worried about the knuckleheadstaking it >> now, will our new tech overlords learn anything this
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embarrassing mistake? nope. learm their perspective is that whitey caught it. google's motto to be don't be evil. >> now it's. >> now it's. about itnog to . >> let's work harder as trackers think hitchhiking as his head looks like a dumb comedian. jim naughton, . omedia she's a money maven who lives and is brave. >> and most of the evening ate ite's . -- >> fox business liz mcdonald. she once gave a raccoon rabies. >> "new york times" bestselling author and punchy contributor got ten. and this st. louis arch is his pull up bar. >> "new york times" best selling author comediaibutinn and former heavyweight world champion derek dunk watte tyrus. >> unlike jesse watters, i dors my real research d. i plugge
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so i plugged in questions and i qu hot?ugged in questions and i so it's said the decision of whether not you find greg gutfeld hot is up to you. there's no right wrong answer. and it's important to focus on what you personally find attractiveon wha. ohtractiveon wha. what do you think? tara's what do you. well, that's that's the problem right there. yeah theem shooter just gave yoa body temperature. >> yeah. see, that's the probledy m. >> is greg real hot while he's 98 degrees? typically, so. yeah. yes, he's ho .t. c finally a cop because. no, because it's. you know, i'm saying>> tyrus to he was a little hotter, like 106. thank you. thank you. wait. i thinyou. k i be dead.th that hot under that or one mores of those jokes. >> so. but the thing is, like this.yo white people, you had a brilliant idea. if white people took their bal.l
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and went home and said, fine,n we won't be on anything, you willything get for everythig we've done eventually because te of parents who just read the headlines. within a few months, you guys are going to get headth. g to get but you guys not like george washington's, bro. i saw the line, dude. i'm saying the . >> did you know they werezis, all from africa? >> so, i mean, because that's how it works. the parent how is read the head, so every time you put somebodyhe bad on the internet and a withon the internet and a shows up. let's go with that. and asia than shown up after a f you can't blame. well, if it's not a black guyacl names, you got it. oh, well, let men read about the actual person. mm-hmm. e and then you will find out that the content of somebody's character is the issue. sos aracter you make everybody color on the internet. i think it's a beautiful thingku that is, after a while, you're right. you won't be able to talk about skin anymore. that is a veryt skin. so it's old jerry and jill. like keep it in their that isha'
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a very, very perceptivs ejim, i analysis. p >> jim. i plugged this into gemini. luggtowhat does jim norton do fr fun? this is going to tell you everything about gemin tell he frequently mentions spending time with his close knit group of friends. ith hiroup they often gather at his place, play games, tell stories and enjoy other's company.they >> correct. a but they're not. my friends arere . they better that in there. they better that in there. they should have just kept the theme and the answer should have been yes. and then a picture of stevie wonder com en ae is blind. yeah. this it this is very it's gotgul this is it's just white guilt. it's just silly like everybody's the edge, you know, one is just being fun anymore. you know, i do have a point now. thowt go white power i on the subway now. people looking at me and getting on off thi. nkbei tl i think this might be fake. i truly think that this mightn
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have been a design by google, because what's happeninga desig everyone is talking about it and what it's going to doe an is it's going to get people to go there to look it up, look it up, look it up, look i.t up, see the chain, see the change, and then all of a sudden you're addicted to using this a of google services. >> and it's a safe thing for them to doaf because they knowbe n they can fix it and they know give me no real repercussions. very two good points in a row, p liz. i hope you keep it up. i triee d do something with you but everything they gave me was safe. so i asked, does bu kudlow own as a hot tub? and they said, unfortunatelyotwe i can't answer your question about whether larry kudlow owns a hot tub. kudlow own a hot tub. i've seen it. it hasa a borax soap pill in te bottom of it. >> keep it very, very clea n> keep it very, very clea because it's from his generation and he has you know. mr. bubbles. yes. mr. bubbles have soap on a rope. yeah havn a , on a rope, yeah. that's how you can pull it out. yeah. yeah. no commentn pull.
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pe commentn pull. a scorching pace. yeah. so, you know, a lot of people weighing in on oth said, this. >> somebody said, i'm waiting for the native american general th. the native american general oh, yeah. somebody else said, this is fake. tisit's like artificial coloris and, you know, it's made up. but, you know, whe madup.n i lod at google, this response, at google, this response, is basically treating it as a feature, not a bug. we are aware n of offering thatn it's offering inaccuracies, offering really, that's, re how that is. when you can do this is a mirror image?a , their corporate bureaucracy. yes. and this is what they're pushine bureaucracd thin people. it's not an anomaly what happened here. you know. so here, you i just think it's . to be in public school laptops. >> i mean, this is not it's thia eloquent case for keeping it out of the schools. yeah yeah, it's true, but it's true everything. of t everything. all you can do is and that's the thing. you remember hillary clinton, it was all about implicigrow grt >> yeah, it's right here.
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yeah. look what happened to he implicitr. so, cat, i asked greg gutfeld the kat timpf and a bench press. >> yeah i'm all right. ultimately, without a direct competition, it's impossible to definin ae it.tively please say who would win. it's important to remember that comparing individuals tortt on physical attributes can be insensitive and perpetuate harmful. everybody's body and goals are unique, and we should celebrate diversity and inclusivity, all aspectsll of life. my arms are very in the way that my muscles look like little flea bites on strings of spaghetti thay muscle. i feel like anybody should be able to figure out that i'mo, not going to be good at it. also, i don't think we thought, what am i supposed to doo do w a sandwich for the rest of this? oh, here, i'll take it. okay. i don't. t. on't. i do that. okay? i mean, i really think that. so. >> is mayon i was reading artit in minutes. >> i don't know. >>is this forow. a to prepare for the show diligently for years.
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and there was one by wired,s on which is a condé nast tech magazine that said that the problem with this that the reason they were pausing this was due to quotet far right backlash. >> yes. really? ye cklash."s but how like the pope. is the pope is not black. stop with your far right. black lives like. no, it's just not right. but it's also an interesting strategy to respond to someone sayingpond you're wrong. that's far right. backlash. exactly. i'm going to start doing it to youe wron . backlawron >> well, you know what?g you'd be right, though. wellto there is that. >> all right, dr. tiff, tonight after this show, we premiered the new show, doctor kat timpf t . there you go. all right, i'm going to eat the sandwich. yeahtimp. >> coming up, the white >> coming up, the white house dog is shown the door afte r biting 24. >> who stuffed up again? so congested, you need to find exhaling from things. just snacks.
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learn more at starlight .org. >> he's the commander in chief who can still use his teeth, but it's the end of the line for the white house. caniner in white house sayseth. president biden has given his german shepherd commande ris german shepherd commande a way to relatives following at least 24 reports of incidents com against secret service members between october 20, 22nd and july of last year. this meanss. the only one likelk to in the oval office nowel is joe. w is and they and they declined anf hunter as they eclined didn't want to. animals who spend all day licking themselvesanimals . but really joe says he gave commander to relatives. >> let me guess. those relatives have a farm with plenty of room for him to run. usually the only things joe gives the relatives are jobs gives at chinese oilhie companies. yeah, a political point.nnounc the update about commander's fate wased announced aftercame t two more brutal attacks came
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to light. he reportedly even triedt. to. >> hunt peter doocy and who can blame him? d who cablamwow.s ha but it included a case in which white house tours had to be suspended. so blood could be mopped from the floor, which was quickly for nancy pelosi's anti-aging bath caramel. and another attack where an agent suffered a severr attackep open wound at biden's delaware beach house. opnd ae was. upset about joe in his dog bed. >> but commander, th the only problematic pooch. right. the older dog majoe older alsoie attacked a secret service member and had to be shipped out in 2021. t inthe secret service hadn't bt treated that badly since joe swam in front j female agents who quickly changed jobsn and orientation. so what the i what ths wrong ws family and their diabolical dogs? now, for one dog, you could blame the mud, but two dogs. apparently biden's as bad with pets as he is with humans.s
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he can't raise anything, whether it's dogs or humans. a border.ly or an. perhaps he should have put that dog to work guarding the classified documents strewn about the garage. >> we asked joe for comment. >> no, no, no. like no. however, some sympathy, would you? he's a dog. he didn't mean to do it. he doesn'ts in the to bite. nt he just wants to smell. i know what that's like, smellir but i've got skills, man. i know what to do. i start with a massage. i go, h home with the magic and fingers. then i go in for a sniff. and if issit try to pull away, t the opposable thumb and the kung fu grip. >> i hold on. but he can't do that. so he chops down. >> i mean, come on. you don't think i wanted to take a bite out of criment once in a while? of course i did. but you don't do it. that'so out the difference bet commander and commander in chief. >>u no biting, jimmy.lause] you love dogs. a little too>> gu muchlove. i
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yes. i think joe biden spoiledthjo that dog with peanut butteoiled uh huh. uh huh. uh huh uh. >> just the image itself is making me warm all over. buttr]do you buy the fact that e was the dog was sent to a relative? no, they probably killed it.do b i but i understand why it wasd going so crazy. it was a drug sniffing dogit. there's worse, though, ifs there's a dog misbehaving. and if you want to kicg k it, this is biting you. and it's the president's dog. you have to act like it's not a big deal. >> oh, it's been arrested. leaving. yeah. problem, sir? so that's wh y nobody trained the dog. apparently especially joe. we just treated like his unwanted grandchild. unwant >> oh, are you lookinged at me to? >> take that away. yeah. oh, boy. okay, so you think it.
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do you think? reg: do >> this is impeachable. i think that the four hour special this weekendink ths imp. i think they're probably hosting it. you're going to be hosting it, right? i thinky gave himi think they e presidential immunity here. >> no, but, you know, so i'm wondering about the name commander. really? why do they just renam coder.e them.ust renam by name? bitey? whr d? about is how do they let itet go on for so long? it's typical biden behavio i oru what you said is that the dog sponsors of the owners i, i dont know if they're commando >> g if they're commando hunter goes commando as well. >> yeah, yeah, it's true. i think that's when you ses com a trend cat there's no denying something's up in that whiteno i house. >> we need to find out. i don't want to disparagi e o the great men and women of our secret service. t ice,but they ever think to mae just, like, not go near the dog anymore, you know, or, like, get a muzzle? okay, look , i'm a little biasede th because the one shoe love of my life is a very violent animal.
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>> yes, she's my catin.y life he will bite people. he's definitely drawn blood on people. but that's ditely dr on them. because i will say, don't go near that cat. yeah. and if donnear they go near the. >> anyway, that's kind of on o,u you know, i feel like if this is a repeated thing, there could have been something that they could done about it.si but it's not the animal's fault, so long as the animals just love to heart. meooard. they love to a god that's like should be on my epitaph. on greg gutfeld he loved to ha. m hopefully he'll be on it soon. >> all right, guys. tara, so you probably knowut more about animals than anybody else in this paneln . yeah, look, this is this is a bad owner. even the pitcher, we put that picture back upner. with hm sitting on the stairs ago. everyone here who's ever had a dog that'se wh not how you tai a picture with your dog. you know, i'm saying the dog would be underth his shoulder.uld be the dog and keep licking him. he'd be laughing. he's living likeg.he's because he keeps forgetting he has
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a dog. that probably was a code ther wordably was a code to say to stop that, because ifs you have a german shepherd named commander, chances are you've trained for protection. soare yo usually a lot of those two words, they have certain words that are used to calused e down or to let the dog know that these people are good or or get thegood o is up.up the problem is the only guy who knows the magic words. e probh getting him.m.rds. >> yes. so hold on. >> so before you get mad at the dog, just imagin e dogog, just imagin trying to take commands from commander. >> didommand you? yeah. the poor dog is like that on the way to the hump it or bitemp it. yeah. an what do you mean? come on., oh bite. so it's the dog. it's. it's. yeah. it's not the dog's fault. the dos fag speak gibberish.jibb it's not exactly. i mean, you understand simple commandserreg:, not some kindd of drooling, incoherent. watch how he talks to us. droolini.w he i want a bite. yeah.
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lower their crimes by looking at the. >> when you say that. c well, i'm looking at that's why you're here with tharimelevel.t >>u're here with tharimelevel.t in. you had a choice. iand two lawyers, i thinkis everyone's got to look at you because, you know, you look great. you know, the doctor's outfitoo so you can assess the situation. >> but, you knowe , but he hadknowe trump a 34 felonies, you know what i mean? so i just i just lov jt lo theey finally somebody standing up with common sense. >> yeah. you knowreg: y, thing is, thoug, kat, it's like it's going to be i heard this from herald today. harold, it'sit's between the go. they have to make the decision. but decisioni that if you lose your trust in the prosecutors here, d.a.'s in th, you know, wo you do? >> yeah, well, i mea n, this wasjust funny for her to do, just, like, point blank. yeah lank,, but i think at this point, alvin bragg probably would really punish this guy bw because now he has to be everyone made such a thinghe about he's like, no, no, no,and. you guys would understand murder. i agree. yeah murderi i it's it it's bad. i agree. ith it's -- it's actually crazy that, you know,
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again, he's had this attitude towards even violent crime and it's not something to be taken that seriouslyime, tha. ot so i think it at least starts you know an important conversation but either way he's got nither wao if if he dot get back here yet. the thing is, even if it's trivial, it's that thisha is a type of symbolic gesture that actually worktuallys the wt says now albert has to do something. well, nono, he he doesn't. well, nono, he he doesn't. been the last three years in getting me my taking crazy pills. yeah, he doesn'taru kidd? to dod anything. he'll say that and then they'll be announced new cycle . guyounced new cycle we won't hear about this guy until he does it again. yeah. and a year and a half from now, we'll be likuntil de, wasn't te guy like. yeah. oh, no, you already had a chance. >> mm-hmm. the real reason why he was in arizona stabbing people was because you let hingm. so why now?li but you have to be just dumbke.h if you come to my house and punch me in the face twice and i knock you out and let you go, and then the next day you come back and i answer the door like, oh, does he want,
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this time? i deserved it. it's not i that hard. i just know brad should be saying thank you. >> yeah, right. be yeah, right. and the mayor should be excited because, hey, here's one illegal alien we don't want. so at least, you know, at least this one's going to get whereo i he needs to go via arizona, because in new york, you'll just be back. doing what? and that's hey, that's your record becaushey,e. r you won't prosecute you lower prices. you don't backup police. i'm sure the policu don'e, men d women, this guy's like, yeah, i don't have to arrest this guy again. thanks. keep him. arizona and we be grateful, jim, because she's actually protecting new yorkers, too. anks. greg: it's like, you know, we we're not going to run into this guy that i worry about you at night . >> thank you very much, greg. you know, you you know, i have. a soft spot for this woman. i love any woman with hair like mr any., been wildly attracted . is a great district attorney. and on behalf of all petty thievegrd ons and public, we lie him. >> and he's got your back.
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yes, he certainly does. with a kleenex. is you know, the thing is, we werea such a it's so bad that we, if literally if someone commits a crime in new york, we have to hope that they're stupid enougy h to. >> do it in another state. yeah. so, yeah, i i' m glad she did what she did. and it's humiliating for him. this is embarrassing himthis i v because everyone's talking about his his soft on crimers te record. >> and that's all i have to say about alvin bragg. i don't like him. >> yeah. you know, if other prosecutors started doing this, it's almosnk the reverse of the busing of illegals from texase to new york. now it's like, no, we'll take behiit's like, no, we'll take them behind bars because we kno know you can't do it.let me it's like somebody saying, oh, let me take care of this for you. re oisit's very condescending, t you think? >> yeah. yes. you look likcending, don't you the lawyer right now. yeah. yeah, you do. greg: yu do. a tv lawyer. >> next thing you know, i'llno be on outnumbered. i don't know what that means.
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it's a great, great thing. nothing i enjoy more thaing ni o taking a and putting on my snug fitting spider-man costume- and giving out a booking of ain bullet fest across the street. but honestly i know a guy when it has to be a bully fest, it f. would just be, oh, it'd be one rule. anyone would become a bully any way. >> yeah, that's. that's toughough.. are you implying i have to get beaten up with my spider-man costume? not , i do. yeah. i'd be giving 300 i shot whereby my shoes is never seenyh that before. before all right, liz. oh, so very similar. keeping moving on a scorching pace. so kfc is goin pa moving to give out pizza and they're going to set up a cheat, soraya. and what a cheater.
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it is a chicken.c two fried chicken filets with pepperoni, mozzarella marinara in the middle. i think it's genius rebranding of a chicken.a in t >> and it reminds me of myhe college days when i would do me weird food mash ups likeould mac and cheese pancakes. what else did i write them down? >> bacon, apple pie,kes. chicken pie, cupcakes. yes. that's how i eat in college with no money. but i' how in collm excited for this . cheese. it sounds like something that you say to a chick on the street where she one. like t die. you get away. sorrget away. oh, sorry. yeah, it's. it's okay. >> okay.i don't know. i. i don't think i would eat that. i the bowl is the best way to go with, like, free with thei cheater. >> oh, i can't wait. so i just can't wait. zza.>> tyk black history month to get over. oh, frie history d chicken with pizza s on it. like they try so hard. you don't need to includ, yoe u? everything. okay, we. we get it. you're. weyou're we get it. just be yourselves. l yo
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don't tell me how all your friends are black. friee most of my friends aren't. i get it. stuff like this. please stop. so what'>> kats your.anythi i didn't feel like reading anything today, so i got, liken, four kids every once in while one of them does something cool. >> yeah. so fat kids.once in a while , bo relation. my, uh, has a contest whereot you got to eat a two foot piecea of pizza, and if you can do itin in less than 7 minutes, you can in less than 7 minutes, you can my 12 year old was like, dadmy, i'm doing this. and i was like , you're not. and she's like, i got this dad. so we did a little interview. e i interviewed her first, like she was getting ready for a fight. she was going to dominate, cheaw . she wasn't going to drink water. she'll focus on the crust at the endwater.s on thet th. r and then she went for it and i did the speed filming thing. i'm like, ah, there we go. yeah, there she is. >> and i'm watching my12-yea 12-year-old devouredr- at £20
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of cheese and i'm just please don't check her blood sugar afterwards. >> but so she went hard, she h did her thing. and as you see, she was and ino was like in the corner like a rock, you know, , baby, don't throw up because that he's going to get in trouble. like, it's stroublito it's suchi idea at the beginning. husb at the beginning. mom walking by and going, if you were my husband, i'd kill you. all but and all of a sudden it t started getting from there she started rocking, then she started chewing slowly and i was like, i'm abouent to dropll this phone to catch throw up. but she did not. to herrop th credit, she didn'th the time. she did break the record for most even my 12 year old, which was old age. >> but her weight guys are there. no one would have done thi the couns.t to stop you now because my kids are asleep. >> when you're a parent, you makent the kids feel better. got it? ye>> kats. eciall >> i'm also this because h especially when you have other kids arounave d, them going and
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you lost and you gained £70pouns in cheese. yeah. so in as a dad, the only thing i could say was while she wasis the youngest 12-year-old to eveyounger, gotta eat that m. people just love it. there's a business just called fatlovea boy's pizza. >> well, let's be honest that you're going to end up if you're in faza.t boy's pizza or any pizza stand for a long time. no, you play that in reverse. it's me watching on "fox and friendsit's m". what's your problem? apparently, you got to do dragro on all, right? >> you know, people might not know this, but the san francisco international airpore san fro t is in san mat california. technically san bruno, but it's san mateo county and is where joe biden and pelosi clutched hands because we have somecould video of this. you got to see this. watch him slowlyav get it. g >> this has been a big deal,d ts that big challenge. and this is really one of ie the triumphs of his administration. >> iof the triumphsf you notice, he gets dn the steps. he's looking really good. excellenhe's loo rt. >> you're all wondering, is he going to fall?
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no, he doesn'tl? and i.hoping shame on you for hopingll he fell. gary hugs nancy, her faceroze frozen with delight and botox. d they then kind of move slowly or i would say spry or perhaps gingerly, whatever they say. >> old people move. they always say spry. oh, they're so spry as if they're two steps from the the funeral home. and here they arsprye. y they're slowly walking. he doesn't know where he's going. she's behinddoesn't where him.. they're on what's called a tarmac, which is airportre on wr road or flat surface. it was for a three day fundraising. >> look at that. isn't that nice? i love it. t thi love it. it. drthi love it. it. like the doctor, jill was like, stay off and . jilland you know, because, th they don't look like that. it looks like, though,ey s they should be walking towards the light here. [applaus go. yeah. th >> it's like it looks like the looks like the movie poster from the notebook. yes, i do.afte
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>> five more words. >> five more words. advice. roll it. >>ll it. going to do yes, accept it. faml you are usiny,g body and they love it of these days. you also need to everybodyr as know because you use that in your your beautiful and your kids will never be all alone. >> what we have when you have your regards you go to the people know who yoy itu are and your because of your i will always learn. you and told theml all you all done was more than £100 before anyone was a yellow cat. >> thiass great advice. and kelsey's not married. are y so is. oh, he was married. oh, that's the brother. oh 't, gather.sn't d oh, so he's like, oh, i don't. know. here this is tough for him. do sport, doctor cat toes. >> it's the other brother. is t
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>> brother. no, he didn't do this one. do that. this one doesn't dateo taylor swift. >> go. oh, this is the one that played on tv. i mean, kelsey, i thought that was just a real person. that was just a real person. wasn't he? >> was it in cheers and frasier? no. >> oh, that's a philadelphia grammer. ye whas. >> yeah. so, cat, what do you make of his advice? i i think it's, first of all, shot. like, i don't have a wife, but i watce bui h it i definitely not want to cheat on her after my career was over or ever he's like, i need to convince me to do anything. i don't know why he doesn't do pieces me to d or like, even fo, not cheating on your wife. r why aren't there pieces for that? yeah, like, like he's got the egg and he's lik theree thishe's lik is your this is your family. this is your family. whenily.this is you cheat on y. >> that's a brilliant idea. he >> i like the melting in the couch. remember that one? they're like, she's not the same. liker that she's . . yeah, ever since he cheated on his wife, that's what he's like. you even got to change it. >> jim, did you learn anything from she. he's like, the next deepakaquill chopra. >> well, i mean, first of all, he said he's alonee? ai in 100,000 square foot house. that sounds awesome.
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yeah. i would love to be ia00,00 aloni can't answer that question to why the no psa for cheatingti on your wife? >> because cheating on your wife is awesome. ng o i said awesome twice in a row.yo an. id awesome twice in a row.yo yeah, that's not. i just. you're like, wai. t, i.e like, wai. i went too far there. i know. awesome. >>e. me. i you had. whawhat you what you had is who you got. that actually was really i mean, i never got great advicet.i nevegrea growing up. i hit a little ground ball one time and i didn't run it out. and my coach was yelling coach run and i didn't run. and then the ball was there and i got thrown oute ba. o didt so i didn't i didn't run. and my coach, the best thing said to me, he said, hustle your career, huh? liz? >> 100,000 square foot house, huh? yeah. that'll make anybody huh? lonely, even if you have 20 kids. >> yeah, exactly what i was
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looking at. youyou.ik so they're telling you that love and loving your wife, it looks like they love a lot of mayonnaise and lookinge the table, there's, like, at least four bottles of mayonnaise that selling table mayonnaise. maybe they look like they really love mayonnaise. yeah a , maybe it should have been about, you know, live your life and love mayonnaise. >> mayonnaise? lovthat's five bottles of itf t on the table in front of them, huh? >> mayonnaise is tryinthe g to e a hard push to be included in black history monthincluded. yes. speaking of, if you ask what isf mayonnaise look like into a gemini and come back nutella. yeah. fluffernutter? no. oh, nutella. i get it. that was a good one. yeah, that's another it,hat'. un yeah, he's. he's been kind of hit in the hole every time he's around me. you've got to know with black history month. say >> tyrus, what say you are? man. >> shaq is a deep dude, man,eric and he. he speaks from experience. e. reason why there's no psa is because men only make that speech after they'velike n destroyed it like no one ever tells it. likeo everells no 25-year-old ms
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making a lot of money and is successful and everyone's kiss his will ever hear that they'll win. shaq is saying that iter they'lt thaq is saying that iter they'lt literally be looking at the production assistant who's holding the mie c over and goin, yeah, don't cheat on my wife.n >> yeah. at's o sone unfortunately, that's one f those lessons you have to learn the hard way. and the deepest thing he did and the deepest thing he did home. it becomes a tomb like forit especially becomb. men, athleter anyone who's experience a little bit of success. you have strangers tell evenw being on the show, you strangers tell you how great you are all the time. grt u are alhebut the people atr you. >> yeah, you know, i'm saying your wife, your girl, your husband wife,, , yourthey . they know that you lead your everywhere. ey kw yothey they even know yout the seat up. chances are everything's still getting hit anywayng is sts like they know the real you. all right. we'll be right back. okay. so you're telling me this battle to pass gets us into the creation museum, too? yep. how cool is that? what are we waiting for? let's go. oh, mastodon.
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