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least according to the polls, badly to donalto the pd. trump now, haley comes up. short tomorrow. she even by just double digits. h forward fort her campaign? although she's vowing to fightci on and on and on. at some point, you startding m putting too much pressure on spending money and primaries when the focus shoulonfocus shd. on the other person. a lot of pressure on her tomorrow. we'll see full coverag we will full coverage. the fox news channel. i'll be on "fox and friends" tomorrow morning. s" sometime between six and ten. thank you for joining us. thank you fo ing us.r. ning making this show possible. that's all the time we have left this evening. meantime, would that not your heart be troubled? break? smil yout about, a smile on your face. have a great weekend. see you tomorrow morning. ? e you monday
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we've got the. yeah. oh, stop it, you people. it's friday, so you know what that means. let's welcome tonight's guest. he can sinner the pilgrims. two ethnic. fox news contributor thompson. oh, so top venezuelan gangs are afraid of her fox news anchor ar julie banderas. she's like at&t cell service, expensive and always breaking down. "new york times" best selling author and fox writer catherine and whoever said no man is an island, never meteverm tyrus. "new york times" best selling author, comedian and former nwea
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world heavyweight. here you go. >> all right. so before we get to some new stories, let's[audiee we go. do some leftover stuff up. >> all right. it's leftovers where i read the jokes. we didn'm!ftovers, wheret use w. and as always, it's my first time reading them, so they . we'll coves, it's r joe machi with banana pudding, throw him in a chimpanzee exhibit and watcll cover h him get his facechimpa ripped off. >> onzh, again, new documents reveal that commander, the bidens family bit secret b service agents, 24 time, which s makes you wonder, where would a dog learn such behavior? of course, normally norma the offender would be euthanized, but democratsllg think they can drag biden through election day.
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and did, you know, on thatu occasion or one occasion, white house tournes had to be suspendd to mop blood off the floor to keep visitors from slipping. they soaked it all up with cocaine k. >> and julie's been there. meanwhile, joe biden's reliance on n o to answer pre-selected questions is making some donors worry about his age, also causing worries about his age. >> calendars and op ed suggested kamala harris may be the democrat's secret weapon that democrats can justify dropping her over syrin justifas
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earlier this week during his rally, donald launp officially launched his top gold sneakers, prompting joe biden to release his own footwear. plause] they're not even orthopedic. meanwhile, hunter biden's lawyers claim prosecutors mistook a phote,o of lines of sawdust for cocaine. as actua that was actually mine, said one of hunter's longtime associates. >> yeah, he had a big sawdustrom problem back in the 80s. him and charlie sheen.shee >> all right. according to british health officials, trans women's milk is just as good as naturals milk. which reminds me, nevegood as rt cookies with british health officials.
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this week, protesters dump manure. dump >> nancy pelosi's san francisco home, which upset her.r. she normally likes to eat out. yet applause is like a warm bath. okay. researchers have developed a new robot for the elderly that couldhave dev replace human caregivers as it performs basic tasks like cleaning, preparing meals and stealing your jewelry . i swear, she's stealing from me . israeli scientists say they're one step closer to solving malscientise after successfully growing artificial in a lab. and i believe we have a photogrn of where they keep and are potential patients are getting in line for the ne w cells
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that come back home. >> texas police say anti shopper saw a man putting items in histing ite and then bn the shelves. >> rectu he claims he put themmk back because it clashed with the furniture in hibecause according to images released by nasa, several east coast cities like new york, baltimornn and norfolk are actually sinking into the earth to coincidentally, each city had recently been visited by this ma city han. why? i'm sorry, chris. the is warning against using smartwatches to check blood glucosing agaie levels and
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they strongly advise against doing exams with selfie sticks . >> arts data shows that tvg programs people stream the most are old shows and the ones that people stream the least are those about fraudulent blowhards, no friends and a micro. why? don't i don't know. but naci is asking k foryear i applicants who want to spend a year in a simulated mars habitat. itat. >> usually to have to endure that kind of isolation, you'd have to changeure that name to h olbermann. keith >> never over in new york cityn. this week, a human leg was found on the subway tracks. but mayor adams says this is an improvement since riding the subway used to cost an arm and a leimprovem
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g. for the first time, scientists have discovered that men and women think differently. they would have discovered this sooner. but the women kept askin havg ie the brain scans made them look fat. >> meanwhile, the researchers revealed this is what a typicali male brain looks like. >> and here'cale brains what a brain looks like. >> a high school girls basketball team forfeited a recent game aftell tear werere allegedly hurt by a male who identifies as a woman. we have a picture of that player, dennis rodman. madonna fell off a chair duringr choreographed routine at a recent concert, but she's recoveringap nicely at a local hospital after.
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>> oh, adorable.w she is hardly bobby. >> the late portuguese pooch has been posthumouslobby they sd of his title as the world's oldest dog after an investigation failed to prove his old age. as per guinness world recordovet the title will default back to the previous record holdehel r. now to news. ught >> he thought he was god almighty, so he eliminated t . we're learning more about the google executive responsible fohitey. are lear, i artificial intelligence chatbot, which in the name of inclusione gemiin, actually generated historically false pictures, including depictinactuallyg as black and . we rremember it as if it were yesterday. >> google is apologizing after their new aiemember s if ig chad
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historically inaccurate picturesgemini and refusing to u white people. >> here's what popped up whengei was asked by daily wire writer w frank fleming to create an image of a pope. has th has there ever been a blackeen pope? i mean, aside from obamaa black medieval knights? nope. at least they didn't show gladys knight. other humans started joining in on the fun, like david bird,. who gemini to show him an imageo of aw 1930s indianapolis 500 winner. yeah incredibly, she won despite having her left blinker on the whole way. so in the name of diversity, if [lg ork for somethin someone who would be typically white, what you'd get is a nonwhiteake someh would . for example, i asked for the picture of myself and i got this this. i did the same for kat, and i got this.
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i guess they both are good public speakers. >> so i asked for a of julie banderas and it generated thised for. genera however, when we asked for a photo, tom shillue, it actually remained pretty accurate. then we asked for a photo of kyra's and we got this right. okay. you think? [ae]hink i want to get my over a jok you thinwante? what are you talking about? [laua. >> but as predicted, the bozo behind this idiocy is a woken way bet beta male loser.is >> a i've never said that befor. the developers passed social media. history has resurfaced
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and turns out the past tweets of gemini seniorresurfac directk krawcheck reveal how he really feels white people. and unlike his creation, they're real and historicallyiso accurate. here are tweets from 2018. whitricae is real. >> and this is america where racism, the number one valuewhea our populace seeks to uphold. and we obviously have egregious racism in this country. which tells you, as we said last night, it's not the it's the programmer and it matters. google is one of the most powerful, if not the most powerful company in the world. it's worthof the m over $1.7 tr, and that's become inseparable from our daily lives. when we want to know something, we google it. if someoneily livent you god kn what they might find, if you happen not to be woke as its creators. with these identity obsessed freaks in it means what ever we get back from gemini will bewhar truthful. >> as cnn covering cnn nick sandmann.
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>> but as disturbing as it is, i is it really any surprise that the invisible hand controlling the racist a.i.th is reverse racist himsels >> my advice if he reallyt believes white privilege is real, he should resign as soon as possible. so an honest nonwhite could have his role. that's how i got this jo b. m, wer tom, were you surprised by these revelations of who controls? >> google a.i.? not at all. it's amazing. i meani?, he is an unimpressive person. i think google's an unimpressive ama company now. there were probably two guys who did something smart several agey but like most of corporate america, these people are like, you know, the manson family or the jonestown cult. y,i mean, they are completely glassy eyed over all of this nonsense. i think we may have reached a breaking point. the idea like i was alwaysalways
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stupid and i think people always knew it was stupid , but they it still was new. you know, it still had the new car smell. and so in corporate america, they were like, well, you know, they knew was dumb, but they were like, you know, this is the latest thint this wg. w we'll just kind of push papers around, will go along with things. now, they'vepus around like 11 f those, you know, air fresheners around the around the mirror. and it's still there's nothing they can do to cover up the nonsense that this wholeons thing is. so, yeah, of course, it doesn't surprise me, but bet the guy'ssn't not going anywhere. yeah, the new car had a body in the trunk>> greg:. un >> exactly. you know, julie i mean, is there anything less attractive than a white beard? a male, a whita white e, a femam some people call me one. no, i think no, i think it's just the the the is just--e ironic. i mean, this guy is ocarisy top executivonic.e at googlele,n
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and he's whining and and moaning about the fact that there's white privilege, but yet he's a white man. as a top executive at googlewhio and what does he have to say? i hate when white people complain about racism iti as if they know what it's like to be a minority. leave it to the minorities minori to complain about racism. but as white, an elitist as him, he's living want american dream. if you really want somebody else who's not as white as him to live the dreasoe else nwidemp down and give your job to somebody else who probably would work mucto somebhoh harder and deserve it. >> gm. >> you know, you could actually affect electionschangi by changing what people see in their, in google results. so this is kind of actually like a legal privaterivate w to interfere with elections. okay. well, i kind of disagreens with the fac. okay, wt that peot think this is surprising. i actually kind of don't try understand what he was trying to do here, because if you really break i t down,
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right, this guy wants people to agree with his vie, thw that the world is governed by white racismby. >> if that's what he wants people to believe, wouldn't he want them to bee want able t at least a picture of one white person in a position of powerf at some time throughout history ? i don't understand really what he was going for here. and it'sgoing fore impossible ty because it's a parody of itself. yeah, i don't i meane it i, thet have tested it. i don't understand when it's this ridiculousn'. i actually don't understand what benefit could possibly come from it. ally donunderst couldwhat what g for? i' i know what the answer is. so, you know, back in the day, c we did our podcast. we were always about prequels. of course, we got to kno podcash about the guy before he becomes the villain. >> right. e what was his name again jack what, it was crawfish or something? >> jack.ish or >> he went through school. cross-check, cross-check, jack, >> gk is his name.>> tyr
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he hates his white parents forre naming him jack jack anded. i can't use him said.hool so he waited. he went through school and whe,n n he got the job of his dream. what do you do? i'll show you. mom and dad. "ig to white people so no one can make fun of my goofy white name. ever i'll era again. this was this was a diabolicallc project of years. years of these and melvins of and the wrong side of the locker room. you know, so that's what this was all about. he's mad at his white parentis . and so he had that horrible name. so he erased white from he he history. so when he hears that name, he can say, oh, noars that, it's ethiopian, it's something else. you know, not a goofy whiteoulds name. >> you could say the same about me. i mean. gutfeld ay samei say it all the time that tells me i'm not allowed to say that your kids three months, i'm getting away with all this. ith you don't.
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interesting, too, this doesh al remind me a little a lot of the frman marketing exact from bud that it's one person that torpedoes a company. and here you have this or this like this engineering feat, aiis a.i. thing. >> and it says one person, oh,d jack murder did itit's o murder murder. it's just it's just not even in here. it's not even intelligent. we know. >> it's absurd. yeah. the founding fathers one is accurate, though, because i saw hamilton on broadway and. it looks just like that guy. i get white guy out the jack, regular old jack jack in a crime he had murder tonight at nine after macgyver. up next, should social media pay for kids mental health? okay. tv has a big new deal starting
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beginning to end shop now at show allegiance .com a story in five words nyc sues social media companies. >> julie new york is suing instagram, facebook, snapchat and youtube, accusing them of fueling a national and local youth mental health crisis. they say they purposel y kids to get them addicted. you are aware of thaurposelyt? i don't know what that means. it's this. this is exactly what nyc shouldd be focusing on now. oh, stupid first of all, see the stupid parents. that's what you should be doing because parent s know how to parent. you want the government to do that. >> parents, i mean, suesu somebody who should be taking for their stupid k kids, having too much screen time. who's responsible foids ha r that?e pare the parents, the government, the city, the social media
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companienternment,s not respons. they are there for free, forre children to use e at their will. children should not be making these decisions on their own. parent should s should my kidsried t have tried to sue me multiple times? i willo sue me pay for this lawr because i paid for enoughpaid attorney. >> they'll go to therapy later t in lifl goe. [appla itus makes a lot of sense now. these are kids who apply to me. >> no, to the green room. now it all kind of makes sense. shirtse.t's a t >> yeah. yeah. then they'll pay for later. yeah, that's what insurance is for. so, kat, the idea the government suing these companies when they sue like the in the murderers in your city instead? ne no, karene ra, if you're. if you're counting on new yorkw >> ke in thentin new york should have the responsibility for children's hental god help you. right.lp but nobody is is a cash grab. this is a cash because a lot g of these companies, first of all, the lastra
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things you want to do is them off pis because they have a lot of real estate here. s hey a lot othey pay a lot of a i don't know who new yorxek expects to keep paying these t taxes. yeah, because they're off tay. bodhese they're making it impossible to do business here. and every single day ey're massible t i have an idea. another cash grab that makes it an even less welcoming environmenave ant. t for businesses. what? who's going to pay for all thab. t ? >> yeah, i am so ove[b]?r at the ov amount that i pay taxes. you pay in taxeser iamount w, yk outside, you look around, you're like, it smells like. where dindsmellsd of my money g? yeah. this is the way goy your money y . you know, like it's so like. like where does it and they can only think of ways they sit around and every idea is just making it worse. every idea by the way bring the kids into it. that's people do what we can because it makes it harder to argueargue against the obama kids. it's a cash grab. we have to support 20 million illegal immigrants. kat yeah, it's not all about you, but you know what ive to sy
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kat is taking in seven illegal immigrants and guiltier is though every time they need something, they sue somebodye , right? it's like they don't. this city does nothing for anybodtyy, but hey, we'll sue trump. sue fox news. sue donald giuliani. news, >> let's sue the social because they don't know how to make money. ma, no, they dcause theyo know o make money for themselves. they they the the lawsuitis is the is the dance right. listen, we're going to publicly we're going to sue you, but it's just money you would have gave us for lobbying for you anyways. so w but e you guys get a slap on the wrist and we look like we're doing somethinr lobbyig ba it's a very simple fix for the internet. simple. if you want to have an se inet. you got, to show your id, it's very simple. then the trafficking is going ,bots are gone and maybe may all of us aren't as popular as we thought we are because we're buyingbe not as our 10 m friends every week. >> oh, you've seenfr the play? e >> i got 1 million followers
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writthey write some some deep thing. tyrus and then they'lle some dro have like three comments from they don't even change the pictures of their fake accounts. mm they do hange thit's the same person. so, you know, that's reallythat what it's about, that they really wan'ss about to it and. giuliani it's apparent. listen, all this stuff was there when we were kidtuff wasw but our moms were evil. they flipped the bed overwe ev the bk for the magazine.mind they didn't mind shaking downn your friends that tell who's the one who went in the liquor store and got the thing. whise they didike thin those things. they parents it that's why they always look at this stuff why the in my and that's why bedtimes were 8:00 because they just couldn't deal with us anymore bwere . leep] de why? my parents strap me to the bed? wellh us, for a number of reaso >> that kage was a little much. tom, you had children. what do you do with in of social media? do you. would you have rules? yes there are rules. are
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>> and the thing is, a lot of people think that these that sociaand a lol the parents are like, oh, no, no, my kidliid is an entrepreneur. so we're teachin is an eg them . start their own business. that's the worst of all. the parents who get involved, tt these stupid family dance offs and everything else. yeah. and they want their kid to be an influencer. actually, social media is not terriblebe a. for a teenagerer who wants to communicate with their friends. when snapchawat came out and said, oh, this, the messages disappear and you know that that means that, you know, the kids are going to be sexting each other whenever actually snapchatbe the best for teenagers because if the messages disappear, what is worse is things like instagram where kids compareis n other's photographs and they look at the likes and they say, why didn't my friend lik s and the me on this? >> and then it starts all these kind of fights and everything like that. soe fights a lot of people, thet understand the stuff about social media. and i think the methodologyshowd studied that they showed they killed the younger you start social mediayounger u you know, the worse off you are with mental health. but you know why that ishealth. because parents who let their kids do social media
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are young. >> they're terrible parent medi right? >> so you have a parent. so it's not the social media itself, right? >> yeah, the social media companies could get out of this by just killinasg, right? no, he's right. yeah this will. yeah, we'll be all talking about that. yeah. yeah. but no, you know, they'll justi: be like they won't get arrested, you know, they'll be able know a lot of divorces . would end a lot cleaner>> jul that way to. i agree. i just feel like you got to be >> g the you justst need one good reason for justifiable homicide. >> yeah, i'm with you on that.>l yeah. all right. up nexiem wit, gen z need self reflection because they fear rejection the first to document covid's origin exposing human trafficking the border invincible from its source for daring to tell the truth. you've been censored demonetized and attacked. we've been jailed in china, in hong kong. you've been tortured in atlanta, tied to a chair and bloodied in print.
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talking to new people. they blame the pandemic for, killing their social skills and they fear being vulnerable or coming off as cringe. and that means they're having trouble dating. what say you, kat? i think they'll probably outt o. of it. i think that they're just really young. i wel like the closer you get to, the less you worry about being friends. yeah, that's true, right? yes. . have less on the line. i used to worry about it. now i'lls on the like. i'll share whatever. i mean, i'm a little too vulnerable. i'll say ttle too vulnera. >> and people be like, kat, whyw did you share that? because who gives it ultimately ? and really all relationships are cringeo gives in love is c. it's embarrassing, right? but who cares? e than there's nothing worse than, like, trying to be in a relationship with somebody who's like, trying to ben relaw i know. like, i don't want anything to do with that. be obsesse dd with me or get ou. >> that's why yo cars, t
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you cannot be successful in life if you don'tot b put yourself out there and take a risk. you have to lose that feara ri of being embarrassed. >> yeah. greg that's so school. you know, you don't all you have do is just go on and do your post and get your likesll m and just you'll become a millionaire influencer so you don't have to worrmifluencey about any real world stuff. >> again, this goes back to reflection of your parent stuff.s s. it used to be you weretell more afraid to tell your parents you didn't go to yob than going to the interview. and that's the that's the issue . the nest is too comfortable. you got to start putting some thorns in there, some uncomfortable to starthorne a touchy relative, something to get them, something to get them to want to get out of the house to say. coulten. if that means a lot of things could be emotionally. yeah, but one of those guys does what you finish sentences, you know, he's you know,. he's real jack murder. it's just all up in yournish s businessen. a real >> so i think that's mur the biggest thing is when you havede when you have parentt
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who have protected you and every time you fais who hal whee before you hit your head, that's when i'm afraid as aaid! father, i'd be like, oh, i've failed miserably". like, you got to let themfailed get scrapes and bumps along the way and you go m t to theyld hav have experienced almost rejection every time they ask [laufor somethinrienced ction ce that should happen. that's how you teach them. that learned,was you know, even when i'd be like, mother, may i please have transformers special edition? no. yeah yeah. i didn't finish. no. "ngoing, the embarrassment going back to my brother going, said, no, you know, he's.y it t wad you say it the wayhe i thought you should cut me off. you gehtt to it builds characte. >> tom you consider pepper c spray anut ethnic food is it rejected and wow. just stop. wow. you're wow. i got is it rejection and necessary part of dating,
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like, crouching in the bushes? yeah, absolutely. yeah, yeahssary pa, like. and then you jump out, you follow them home. hey. exactly. nowadaysd follow call that stalt but it worked for me. they did that. you've met your wife? ye reg: thas yes. and you know what tyra said? it's so true. and whatbut scrapes and the bums back then, they healed. yeah. now what we do on social media, of all these kids, they text each other, , they have a dossierof of information. so if you say something, cringe, cringe, it's still in their dms and their messages. e it d and so you can't live it down.ba and, you know, back in the day, if you've gock it a shiner on the playground, it healed. and then you came to school nod you had your heledme td hig. now, now the if it's on youtube, they play, you're getting beas on yout up y day for the rest of your life, right? so that's the thing is thahetlev these people live on their devices and of course it's cringe. e theiri ask a girl, i'd be li karen, you want to go out with me? friday night, papa gino'girl sy ni be like, i would never go out with you. >> and i'd be like, okay, i'm going to ask you again monday. yeah, like, i would just
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" an i would come back for more because it was all raised. that's a good idea. i always did the opposite. i always went on the defensive like, you wantthe oppo.. >> a dance? no, i didn't ask you to dance. i said, you look fat in your pants. and i i said you looi like i. but your way is better. yeah. you come back eventually. they give in. i think there's a lot. there's interesting ways to asow girls out in high school. now you just say, excuse me before i ask you out. do you have a justay if i had ae for how many times i've been out of bed, i'm like, yes, i yours. i promise. i'm not talking to you, greg.ta i took ilkint in general. confident. yeah, i know. i know. you're also very tall. >> j anyway, so what were you saying ? i okay . t se it seems to me that something that tom kind of mentioned is i think that this modern environment, like, let's say let's just sayi wokeism it creates fearful people because
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and 99 managers. >> what do we do now, tyrus?o no >> that will be laughable in 20? years. >> what will we do? probably will be all the mandarin translations of our show in the years to the new leaders can see what all] ts the hype: was about being numbr one. >> so we'll get a holdou of that'll be t.a second round to watch television. >> what? >> oh, that's a good one. bec because 100% of our audience is watching tv right now. yes, i just rocked their worldra . did you? why do you feel that way? well, i don't know. i think tvs are good. i shouldn'y?t say this.this. i mean, fox is going to figure it out. we're all going to be just watching a littlre out.e device. >> we won't be sitting around the tv anymore. oh, that's a shame. we'll have the braidvore. impla. we just sit and stare at each other. >> how about you, julie?>> what will be laughin greg:g at t ring now? people who talk on the phone ore
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. yeah, i hate phones. i hate people who call mepl m without making a reservation. >> how do you have dates? i don't. that's all there is that you have to make a reservation. see wher e? it's called like you die. yes. i'm likeo died? you, either be dead ordnappe kidnapped, and i'm not paying a ransom. anthat's when my kids call me. but when my friends call me, i still get off. >> equally interesting. what about you, kat? what will laughable in 20. years? >> i think probably just >>. hing like you complain i feel like because in 20 years, like, oh yeah, i might hope maybe it was. i hope i'm still alive. i, i think it's -- it's going s to be the whole trans athlete stuff. >> we're all going to lookstuffw back, go what kind of delusion were we under that this almost happened. >> oe h, you know, it's just going to be like, what were [ble thinking? all right. pical. oh, this is topical. what will you do if the power
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grid goes down, the cat probably get pregnant. >> there's nothing else to do. yeah. julinothin to doe. probably have to buy a battery operated. i shall take us home. i'm not following that comment . i think i'd be okay. >> you know, i'm not a real like, i'm not a, you know,not a woodsman. yeah, but i do.. i know how to shoot, though, greg. i can shoot. i could kill my own fooddon't kt i don't know if i'm good at butchering it yet, you know, but i have killed things and igs could fish. i go, and i cot my ham radio li, you know, i'm a bit of a prepper, greg. i'm getting ready for the powefr . you can get a license for a ham radio. yeah, i got my own radio station toradi.o? that's me. ation. i had some some messages from
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please just leave me alone right now. yeah. you show me awards.[appla show old joe takes on the tonight show. jimmy fallon recently did a bit spoofing tak biden and his newf tiktok account.
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>> and our presidents day. joe responded, roll itonded.. roman empire is the roman empire that was there. >> i'm always happy to make fun of my america's watched late night host. but culver won't do it. by aou're fine, jimmy. of course regular viewers of this show are probably thinking that biden impression feels very familiar as guysg: are softies. >> scott pelley norah o'donnell i'll ruble the moon. i'll scratch pele's background smell on o'donnell's hair. >> they likely's are, but asthei my staff, they don't want to be doing it. >> they thino say thk i'm goingy the wrong thing. i'm good. i got a plan . >> if i lose my train of thought, i just whisper. i slow. you know, jimmy, your friends, his you've been doing biden on this show for years. what's your analysis?
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>> oh, i mean, look, jimmy,essin he does way more impressions thans me. he's done hundreds of people. but the funny thing about this is the the bident this administration, they are talking about the late night host. they'll do anythinlate-nigg to t the fact that gutfeld is a top rated late night show, like you said. yeah, exactly. what i say is the top ratebud right. but the way he pretends, it's like, oh, well, you know, you goy he pret you colbert or t jimmy fallon. >> we've been doing this. we've been biden for years now. and i kind of counted them up on my hard drive. i mean, we've done hundreds of joe biden's and the i have never heard anything from the i know they're aware of it. greg. yeah, they must be tired. dohey you joe is aware of it os just. >> well, i mean, he is for a minute it?. yeah. i mean let's you can't really, you know imagine he's it's three in the morning and he's up flipping through the channels and the"gutfeld gutfeld replay comes on and he sees that and he'll be likee
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that, we're going to get that, huh? >> yeah. so it's just, you know, it's not his fault. i bet if you remember, you'd get a. come on, man. you take you in the back of the gym and beat you up, but you can't bring the big black guy with you, you see on the show, too. yo you know what he might say? i >> he might look at the gutfeld chair. he goes, i never didt lo that.n >> yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. and he would his he would ask the real president, dr. biden. he would say, why don't i doshow that show? it should be lik?"e you can. >> yeah. i don't know that he's awaren't. of jimmy fallon's. do you think jimmy was aware of tom? >> maybe. yeah. i don't it is telling that it didn't really take a long time for anybodtelling y to try to d. so, i mean, but like, i. i don't know how you're able to still, like, psychologically it'st by this point. like what? it's like every single day of your lifeevery si.
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well, probably starts to feel it starts to bleed over in other areas of this boy. right. like always think we hadthin to stop dirtking. did you? we were having a hard time. you go in there. did your wif e ask you to be joe tonight? >> what about for? >> is it in the boudoir? did she say i want to sleep with the. sometimes she comes in the kitchen and i'm just looking into the phone. mym like, oh, you know, there's a you know, i'm just talking into my phone, just tryingk ou to work out bits and, uh, you know it's upsetting to her. >> i must turn on some of what you just did there. >> it reminds me of clint eastwoodint in. gran torino? yeah. yeah. he had the finger. i gotcha. right there.u i'll keep point nature.no no matter wher mate you go. i love that movie, julie. you know what's interestingreg: about tom's impression jul is tt it was a predictive impression. he was doing it wa joe before. joe was doing joe like. likein he tom predicted how joe
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are going to end up and it because it's by his projections, we're going to have to have tom in a pinein box. >> jul oh, that's really sad. oh, that's going to be so funny. let's goy sad.'s going t, joe. i mean, sonny. nny-sa well, when he said i dd.o thinkl that it's saied how accurate it really is. and i don't think that biden woult d if you showed him the clip, he'd be like, who's that? >> i knoe cl w guy. he looks familiar. like he identifies dead people in his speechesamiliar..e yeah. is that your impression? there was a real turn on. you should try that in beds. a turon, yo with my wife. all right. we got to get out of this. disgusting things, don't go away. we'll be right back. >> tv has a big new deal. it's the new season of the voice with a double chair. buckle up. later and the premiere of deal or noch deal island war adventure. same question deal or no deal? check your local listings. ay o
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