cases of tuberculosis in california and i believe in arizona, some in texas, which obviously is a lot more serious. >> also polio. there is also scabies and all kinds of viruses coming across. by the way, to the point you just made about having time to be vaccinated, in the state of ohio in 2022 they gave people that period of time who weren't vaccinated to take a vaccine. if it is in your school. we are not talking about a whole state here. if it is in your school -- look, measles is the most contagious virus on the planet. i want people to be vaccinated against this virus specifically because the vaccine prevents spread, it is extremely effective. but the big problem here is that we are not screening people at all and it's coming in from other -- >> laura: thanks donna agreed to see you tonight. thank you so much. up next, jesse watters. >> jesse: welcome to "jesse watters primetime."

tonight -- >> we have a secure border. >> it is my testimony that the board is secure. >> have a process in place to manage migrants at the border. >> a bite and migrant murders american woman. >> we will suffer more from the mismanagement of covid then they will from the exposure to covid, and that is not an opinion, that is a fact. >> jesse: dr. phil makes "the view" ladies crazy. he is here in a cable exclusive. >> that was the most fantastic lovemaking you've ever had. >> not really. it only lasted -- >> two hours. that was a two-hour love session. >> want to go again? >> i'd love to you but you are too tired. >> jesse: "saturday night live," donald trump, and joe biden. plus -- >> he's gangsta. he got the trump towers, he gets the bag. that's my boy. ♪ ♪

>> jesse: almost ten years ago a criminal illegal alien shot to death a beautiful young american girl on the streets of san francisco. "the o'reilly factor" sent me to a boarding supervisor to confront the politicians who had blood on their hands. >> i would like to address your dangerous sanctuary city policies. i'd like to show you a picture here. this is kate steinle. she was murdered by an illegal alien who had been deported five times, and over six felony convictions. but, for some reason, the city of san francisco let this guy out. you guys aren't even looking. look at the picture. are you afraid? you guys don't have anything to say? >> thank you very much. next speaker, please. >> nothing has changed. laken riley, a 20-year-old nursing student, was murdered in georgia last week, blunt force trauma to the head.

the suspect, jose antonio ibarra, is an illegal alien from venezuela who broke into our country two years ago. this is what the white house that at the time. >> i want to ask about the border. would you call the border secure? >> the board is secure. >> we have 2 million people crossing for the first time ever. you are confident this border is secure? >> we have a secure border in that that is a priority for any nation, including ours and our administration. >> catch and release isn't security. fbi sources even they jose assaulted a federal agent when he was caught, but the biden administration released him into the country anyway. they bought him a ticket, sent him here to new york, where mayor eric adams gave him the free hotel room and culturally appropriate meals. uber eats hired them to deliver food, so jerry nadler was happy, but he was arrested in new york, new york, for endangering a child. he walked out of jail without

getting deported because we are century city. alvin bragg brags about it. he went to athens, georgia, where he met up with his brother, diego, and they were arrested for shoplifting. once again, athens is a century city, so no one was deported. a few months later, jose murders laken riley. police call it a crime of opportunity. they didn't know each other, they just saw her jogging on a wooded path and decided to bash her head in. every step of the way, at the border, in new york, and in georgia, and dangerous for a national broke the law and suffered no consequences, because of fringe policies the far left claims are compassionate. the road to hell is paved with good intentions, they say, but i'm not sure these intentions are good. former president donald trump has scheduled a campaign stop at the border thursday and suddenly president biden announced a visit to the border on the same day. and while grabbing ice cream with seth meyers at rock center

earlier this afternoon, joe biden could even bring himself to say the georgia student's name. >> i was planning to go thursday. what i didn't know it is my good friend apparently is going. >> the president still hasn't mentioned the dead georgia coed aside from a leak statement released that people should be held accountable. and enough with the ice cream. what is so special about liking ice cream? everybody likes it. i don't get this whole jill biden ice cream thing. and the president can't be licking vanilla ice-cream cones while illegals are murdering our girls. i'm not asking the president to give up ice cream, but save it for vacation. will this grisly murder be a turning point in the election? difficult to say when the press frames that as republicans pouncing. >> so republicans obviously seizing on this horrific tragedy at the university of georgia. this girl, this nursing student,

killed by an undocumented venezuelan migrant, and they are seizing on this as an example of biden's failure to protect the american people and to secure the border. >> jesse: "the atlanta journal-constitution" said a 26-year-old "athens man" was charged with murder. an "athens man." the associate press was worse. the killing of a nursing student out for a run highlights the fears of solo female athletes. in the article they say authorities arrested "athens resident" jose antonio ibarra. nowhere in the story does the ap mention he is an illegal with a rap sheet. that's like saying the 9/11 attacks were perpetrated by "boston residents, and highlights the fears of businessmen and skyscrapers." right on cue, axios writes, "conservatives are falsely suggesting anyone can get into the u.s. without much hassle." but the southern border is more fortified than it's ever been." well, i would call assaulting a border patrol agent and getting

handed a free bus ticket to new york hassle free. and the border is more fortified than ever? biden stopped border wall construction and blasted holes in there also antelopes could run free. and they say republicans are haters and everything is just fine. >> republicans, in order to enact an election, say we need to hermetically seal the border, when they know that is economic self sabotage to the u.s. economy, and they are saying, let's do it anyway, while being as xenophobic and anti-immigrant as they are, and while ginning up this false narrative about this being a crisis. >> jesse: innocent americans are dying because politicians lack common sense, and the radical left lies, blames you, and writes about jogging. another venezuelan migrant, this time in virginia, was arrested

for sexually assaulting a minor. and just last month, a venezuelan migrant kicked a cop in the head and flipped the double birds as he walked out of jail. this is biden's signature immigration policy, per rolling thousands of venezuelans into the country. and as migrant crime in america skyrockets, crime in venezuela has fallen to a 22-year low. why? because they are sending their criminals here, and the president of venezuela won't take them back. maduro shut down all deportation flights coming from the united states, even if biden deported a venezuelan criminal, they won't take them. we are being murdered, our own media is covering it up, and our own government is sanctioning it. what do we have to do to stop it? joining me now, dr. phil, author of the new book "we've got issues." we'll talk more about that in a second. the border thing seems so obvious to vast majorities of

the american public. why is it such a deadly problem still? >> well, i think people are afraid to take a position on this, because if they take a position and say we should control the border, then they are labeled as anti-immigration, they are labeled as haters for these different countries that people are coming from, but that's missing the point, isn't it? because we are not talking about immigration. we are talking about illegal immigration. i am very pro-immigration. >> jesse: so am i. >> we need immigrants in this country. we have a 1.6 birth rate, we need to .1 to sustain our infrastructure here. i welcome immigrants into this country, that we need to know who they are, don't we? we need to know who it is coming into our country. we need to be able to sort through these people, and those

that are enemies of the united states that are coming into the country, those that are on the terror watch list coming into the country, those people certainly need to be filtered and stopped, and when you come into the united states illegally, that is a felony. >> jesse: it's a felony, and it is obviously to portable, even the nickel and dime stuff they keep getting popped with. i wanted to know, what is going to make people wake up? we have sound now from a venezuelan migrant in the country illegally, bragging about ripping the country off. listen to this. >> interpreter: you came to the united states to work, and i came to vacation. look at the difference. she is the one that maintains me. that is why i don't work, because the government gives her what belongs to her, to my daughter for being an american citizen. capisce? i have no need to work because, well, guys, like few of you,

this little princess, for being american, already receives a lot of money. capisce? the trick is to have children in the united states. here is the goldmine. the goldmine. >> jesse: so we are suckers and we don't want to speak up about it because we are afraid of being labeled haters? >> exactly. there's a study i talk about in "we've got issues" when we compare people's willingness to speak up in 1950 versus their willingness to speak up now in 2023, and it has -- people that are unwilling to express their views have tripled since 1950. people don't want to talk now, because, if you do, with the advent of social media platforms and the different ways that you can be targeted and labeled -- they go to your work, they threatened to boycott the business you work at if they don't get rid of you, fire you,

the ways you could be portrayed on social media platforms, people are just saying, look, it's easier not to speak out. and that has to stop. there has to be a call to action. this middle group of people throughout america that care about this country, love this country, need to say enough is enough and too much is too much. and i have to stand up and speak up. look, i love this country. i do. i stand up when the flag goes by, i put my hand over the heart when they play the national anthem, and people criticize me for that. i don't think this country is perfect. i love it enough to admit that we have things we need to work on. that just goes on at to-do list. but i love this country, and we need to all stand up for this country and stop apologizing for this country. stop apologizing for having rules and guidelines, stop apologizing for having a border that is not a turnstile. i've been to the border.

i've just been there one time. i'm not saying i'm a border expert. i'm certainly not a politician. but i have talked to the border agents down there. these are dedicated men and women, jesse, they are. and they are so frustrated that they are not allowed to do their job. they want to guard the border, patrol the border, and they have become social workers. >> jesse: one of the things you also talk about in the book, "we've got issues," which "jesse watters primetime" endorses enthusiastically, we don't want to make anyone else uncomfortable. and because we are still afraid of making everybody else uncomfortable, we are making ourselves uncomfortable. he went on to "the view" today and talked a little bit about covid and the effect of the lock down on children. maybe people were uncomfortable. let's listen. >> trying to save kids 'lives. remember, we know a lot of folks who died during this period people weren't laying around -- >> not school children. >> maybe we are lucky they didn't because we kept them out of the places that they could be

sick, because no one wanted to believe we had an issue. >> are you saying no schoolchildren died of covid? >> i'm saying it was the safest group. they were the less vulnerable group, and they suffered and will suffer more from the mismanagement of covid than they will from the exposure to covid, and that is not an opinion, that the fact. >> jesse: one of the best parts about the book is you talk about the need to rely on facts, and stress facts. why do you think some of those women on "the view" -- whom we love, dearly -- they want to talk about the narrative of the covid pandemic. >> here's the thing, you can't just make up facts, and that's what's happening right now. i think we have got -- i call them the tyranny of the fringe. we have these french factions trying to rewrite history, rewrite science, rewrite biology. just pretend that facts are in fact, because they don't want them to be. but you know what? they are. and we have facts that have been there for hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of years, and you

can't just change them because you don't want them to be the truth. the fact of the matter is that we had a pandemic here, children were not very vulnerable to that. we want to protect everyone, right to? but children were not very vulnerable to that. what they were vernal vulnerability wasdisrupting the. we had the highest levels of anxiety, depression, and loneliness, as well as suicidal ideation and suicidal attempts, then in '08 and '09 that we've seen since they started keeping record. i continued to build, and covid hit, which caused it to spike. cody didn't start it. it started in 2008 and 2009 and it kind of correlated with the smartphone, where kids stopped living their own lives and start watching others live their lives. but they knew that when they shut the school's down. you pull out the support system,

and as well as pulling out the support system, you disrupt -- when you pull out the support system, you disrupt their educational development, their social develop it, their emotional development, and you also take children who have been subject to abuse and molestation and they take them away from the mandated reporters who can keep an eye on them, and referrals to department of child and family services dropped 40-60% across the nation. what did we do? we sent them home and locked them up with their abusers so nobody could watch them. and what did they say when they shut the schools down? "we are doing the best we can with what we know." no, you are not. you knew better, and you knew it at the time and you didn't have a plan to reopen those schools, and now those kids are suffering. will they ever close the gap? who knows? epidemiologists say it could cost millions of years of life lost. >> jesse: i don't think they'll ever get it back. you talk about the tyranny of the fringe, and in my book, "get it together: tales from the

liberal fringe," we discussed some of these fringe people and why they act the way they do. how do you defeat or confront the fringe without letting them take over the rest of western society? >> here's the thing, they identify an enemy, and then they focus on that enemy. most of the people in america don't have or want to have an enemy, so they're not as focused and not as organized. we need to decide that we want to start solving problems instead of winning arguments. that is one of the principles i talked about in the book. it is real easy to tell whether you're talking to somebody that wants to enact an argument, you got right-fighters wanting to yak, yak, yak, or people who say, let's come together and have a solution that will begin to make changes for the better. and we need people who will focus on solving problems instead of winning arguments. if we will do that, the first thing you've got to do with these people on the other side of the issue, you got left and

right, is focus on what we can agree on. because, you know what? everyone agrees we want a stronger america. everyone agrees we want our kids to have a better world than we had when we came along and grip through it. everybody agrees that we want a good economy. everybody agrees that we want more safety. everybody agrees on so many core things. let's focus on what we agree with first, and then see if we can start talking about our differences. start with what we agree on. >> jesse: well, i agree that your book is phenomenal come up there with my book. >> yes. >> jesse: which i appreciate. thank you so much. we will get it together. >> thank you. >> jesse: well, johnny hit the streets, and things are getting weird. >> jesse, you are a [bleep]. your boss is a [bleep]. j. ♪ ♪ to get lost in investment research. get help with j.p morgan personal advisors.

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: this weekend, donald trump took him another resounding victory, this time in south carolina where the former president trounced nikki haley by 20 points in her home state. nikki haley vowing to stay in the race after losing every contest by double digits. we assume it's an insurance policy thing. but trump's focus, november. >> i just want to say that i have never seen the republican party so unified as it is right now. never been like that. we are going to be up here on november 5th and we are going to look at joe biden and we are going to look him right in the eye. he is destroying our country. and we are going to say, joe, you are fired! get out, joe! you are fired! >> jesse: after making history, history, msnbc says back-to-back blowouts are a disaster.

>> disastrous for donald trump. it's the reason i mentioned the big forgotten number of south carolina, which is joe biden getting 96%. that is what you're supposed to get, all right? and donald trump is not going to come close to that. >> jesse: biden kicked rfk out of the party, dented and secret service protection, and is running against a guy named dean. he's an incumbent. he's going to win primaries. donald trump is a much more popular inside the republican party than joe biden's inside the democrat, and the media still can't figure out why. let's examine. biden walked into a diner in deep blue l.a. county, and a lot of people didn't even stand up. they just sat there, like any old guy walked in. biden doesn't act like he's president and the folks don't treat him like he's president, and these are black voters, his most loyal base. a member the last time biden was in a black church? he got haggled. then he bought a black family fried chicken and talked about

bullets and basketball. after trump started selling sneakers, the media lost it. >> they think black people go for them because of. and they go to fox news and say, black people don't vote for sneakers! at this point, black americans deserve an elevated discourse. do they not think black men care about the economy? >> that's all we do. we wear gold lame sneakers and smoke menthol cigarettes. and we have mug shots, too. >> you have to understand, this is a bunch of bad lineups of members only jackets. these are the same black folks who listen to joe rogan. those people are out there. i am less concerned with anybody who is okay with trump's racism then i am with the people who are so disconnected from the process that they are not worried about his racism. >> jesse: if you listen to joe rogan, you ain't black. what? with him to they find how many black fans "jesse watters primetime" has.

and you have seen johnny on the street. black voters say they have more money in their pockets under trump and he keeps it real. but cnn, who only speaks to black americans on a set, says african americans are being brainwashed by, you guessed it, russians. >> i think there a's frustratio. what is actually happening, though, there is an online influence campaign. >> correct. >> some of it is coming from russia, china, and iran, that is whipping up that conversation unnaturally. >> you asked a question, i want to answer it. the solid blog is not going to move. there is some actual legitimate frustration and fatigue, and we have to talk about it more on an online influence campaign designed to oppress and distress black voters. >> jesse: prices go up, it is russia. border is wide open, trump. crime wave, it just talks news. always an excuse. maybe voters are just doing what biden told them to do when he said "watch me."

>> he said, and i want to make sure i get the quote exactly right, he said the better angels -- he said we must gels of our nature. the better and we do well to remember -- what else he said, we are not enemies, we are friends. >> jesse: he can't remember if the misquotes of the write it down on a note card and he can't read it off the note card. so the media is begging newsom to save them. >> have you gotten any calls? >> it is all idle chatter. it's a sideshow. i think what democrats need to do is worry less, do more. >> you are brilliant at 100%? >> is not even an interesting conversation. i think it is a damning conversation. frankly, the other side wants us to have it, and i know the mismishagosh coming from the otr side. they love ginning this stuff up.

not only has the train left the station, but we get to enjoy a record of accomplishments as we make the case in every election, the likes of louis deming which we couldn't have even jumped up, even as a democrat, in the last century. >> jesse: vivek ramaswamy joins us now. which party, the republican or democratic party, is more united right now? >> i think at this moment undoubtedly it is the republican party. even beyond that, we have a country that is united even outside the traditional republican party. america first includes all americans. i have traveled to inner cities, i was just in michigan. from autoworkers to the inner city, people in rural communities to suburban, if you ever think americans have their head stuck in the sand, if they don't notice you have a southern border right now, that we have a wway to wave of crime, that interest rates have gone up but wages remain flat. i think a lot of this left-wing media has themselves in a delusion to think that black

americans or americans of any skin color haven't noticed what has actually happened in their life right now. so i think we could be on track, jesse, for a unifying landslide reagan 1980, 1984-style election. if we make this as a party about what we actually stand for, restore the rule of law, seal the southern border, mr. merritt to economic growth in this country, success is unifying, and i think that is our message and i think we are going to be very successful, and the democrats are going to be licking their wounds if we stay on message. >> jesse: a cpac had a pullback about vp candidates over the weekend. i believe you are first or second or tied for first, something like that. i forget who you are tied with. what was that again? >> what i have said is i will respect whatever decision president trump makes. we can't take the election this november for granted. that is the next i bring here. so there's a deep bench, a lot of great people in our party. i'm going to support whatever decision he makes.

most important lay, left win in that decisive election this fall. that is my sole focus. i think one of the things president trump has said that i have really appreciated, you know what our vengeance is? success is our vengeance. that's the american way. i think we live in a 1776 moment right now where our founding fathers would say, pursue excellence, do it as one nation, and if we do that we will be successful. >> jesse: success and a little bit of vengeance. just a little bit. just for dessert. vivek, thank you so much. >> i think success is our vengeance and we will stick to it. >> jesse: that's a great line. i would stick with that line if i were a politician, as well. thank you. other countries are now openly mocking our president. >> i said to the president of israel, gorbachev. >> no, no. >> sorry, michael jordan. ♪ ♪ i'm adding downy unstopables to my wash. now i'll be smelling fresh all day long.

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need more kids? is this a great replacement thing where you are concerned there's not enough white people in the population versus the growth of the latino population in the black population in the asian american population, and so the "weak" is white people need to make white women have more kids? and your dominion supreme court in their belief system? that is the precursor to "the handmaid's tale." >> jesse: why does america need more kids? a country with a low birthrate is a failing country. the needy young generations to consume and pay taxes and support older people. japan's population is sold the prime ministers worried the country won't continue to function as a society. children, as they say, are the future. i would think you know that, since you are a mom of three, after all. a host of "sonny's corner" joins us now. what is she talking about? >> how many times did you listen to her before you give up trying

to figure that out? don't ask me to stretch my brain to understand the incomprehensible. >> jesse: i think she is saying it's racist to want a secure border where it is racist to want to have bigger families. >> what i will say is continue to let them talk, because all they are doing is destroying their selves. they are the reason that black people are fleeing from the democrat party. so i would just say continue to let them speak and we can take a little bit of dr. phil's advice, and instead of focusing our conversations around them and fighting with them and who is going to win, we actually start focusing our conversations around solutions. so i think it was good advice coming from dr. phil. >> jesse: so ignore joy, don't do anymore welfare checks. she is obviously long gone. and focus on results. is that your advice? >> at least don't ask me to waste brain cells on joy. if you have somebody else wants to do that, be my guest, the don't ask me. we have a short run until

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>> jesse: fox news alert, the former president's son, don jr., has just had a hazmat unit rushing to his home after reportedly receiving a package of white powder and a death threat. we'll continue to monitor the situation and update you as we hear more. we certainly hope he and his family are okay. "saturday night live" was actually funny this week. a shift is happening. it appears nbc's realize income if the show is going to be relevant, he needs to pivot back from the fringe. this week the host was comedian shane gillis, who "snl" fired for being politically incorrect just a few years ago, and they brought him back.

>> going for three. >> nice shot, idiot! >> i am i such a loser? >> gordon, thought you could use these. donald j. trump? >> i'm open! >> and gordon dwyer is about to find out that winning... is a state of mind. >> i didn't miss, it went in. >> jesse: it's funny, everyone likes it. it's funny! the ego, the voice, the tan. he is a gift that keeps on giving. if you treat him like a person instead of evil. >> mr. mitchell, everyone is saying i should have your office because my cubicle is a disaster right now. >> can i have a minute to gather my things? >> bye-bye. >> he gets whoever he wants. >> that was the most fantastic

lovemaking you've ever had. >> not really. it only lasted -- >> two hours. i was a two-hour love session. you had a big o in there come a very big l. >> i did? wow. want to go again? >> i'd love to come of that you are too tired. >> and he's whatever he says he has. >> excuse me, excuse me. it's 170. >> you got new shoes, too? >> yeah. air bidens. pass me the rock! here we go. >> jesse: all presidents are funny. all of them, especially trump. but even more so biden. he gives us so much material. even italian tv can see a punch line. >> i said to the president of israel, mikhail gorbachev -- no, not gorbachev. the president of israel, no. >> sorry, michael jordan. >> no, no, no.

when we went to the moon, and it was shot from dallas -- sorry, it was the moon. it was myers. >> jesse: that's a country that takes a two hour lunch break that put on a better show than we do. jimmy failla, host of fox news saturday night and author of "cancel culture addiction" joins me now. did you watch "snl"? >> of course. we should start with the obvious for shane gillis prayed you're welcome. my book comes out a month ago and what do they do connect the book and back on the show. it was a great night. i'm obviously being facetious. it was a great night for comedy. it was a fleeting great night for "snl." for one night they did what we kind of came up on, which was just having a good time. because that's who he is. he's not an activist, he's a comedian first and he was having a good time. that sketch is legitimately funny. >> jesse: hilarious. >> the shoes in real life retail for $399.

letitia says they are overvalued is that if you buy them you'll go to jail. to their credit, in some -- somewhere in there, they understand, if you are going to survive as a comedy show, you've got to be funny. like, activism does not masquerade successfully as comedy, because people notice when you're not playing half the notes on the scale. meaning, if you're not going after liberals in your writing songs about half the notes, how good is it going to be? >> jesse: what are they going to book you? >> that would be a move, but the problem is i don't know that they want to elevate me anymore than the culture already has. i am their arrival. i come on before them. but if we are pulling over a million on a saturday night now, where do you think we'll be in a year? >> jesse: jimmy failla, who is taking credit for shane's performance, apparently. thank you so much. >> you're the best. >> jesse: jimmy's tour starts friday. >> it's my job?'s mto help give money away to migrants. ♪ ♪ right through my glass.

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kamala harris elected vice president. she has her eye on the oval. what do the american people think about that? johnny went to find out. >> who was this? >> i don't know, who the [beep] is that. >> look, i get it. that is very suit of you. black history month. let me not be mean to kamala harris. >> what is her job? >> vice president. >> you don't like her? >> sweet heart, nobody likes her. >> bless your heart. >> how does she make you feel? >> i am feeling nervous. >> if she can make it to the top

anybody can. >> i don't want joe biden to die. >> if so we get stuck with her. >> joe biden is going to be fine. >> vice president vice president vice president four years. what are her greatest establishments? >> nothing. >> where ya been? >> something about airplane bathrooms not accessible. >> what has kamala harris done for the community? >> nothing. >> everybody at home watching, what does she do? >> she talks about how she wants to make america great again. >> kamala supposeded to handle migrant crisis? >> we have millions of people coming to the country to take over our jobs.

>> if you were vice president, what advice would you be giving joe biden? >> if you are a president, i don't know what the [beep] you are doing. >> somebody who has their mash ls together, work on this. >> i have a couple more than joe biden. >> lay on the beach some where. >> who the hell is giving him that advice, does he like the beach that much? >> should kamala harris be the nominee? >> i would rather trump. >> kamala harris declaring she is ready to serve. >> she is ready to serve a drink. >> i like my coffee dark. >> not joe, not kamala. >> aoc. >> will smith. >> comes down to joe biden and

donald trump, who is your pick? >> i vote for trump, he is a gangster. that is my boy! >> ♪♪ houston, we have a problem. >> what do you want to tell jesse watters on fox news? >> america land of the free, ain't free. >> jesse, you are an [beep]. >> you don't like him. >> and laura ingraham. >> what about me, do you like me? >> you seem like a nice man. >> you should watch fox news to see me? >> maybe. >> all right. let me know. ♪♪ >> jesse: did johnny just get us one more viewer? >> we'll take it. get it together new jersey,

florida, california. we'll take pictures together, sign them. get the book, preorder on amazon. boom, click confirm con see me in the flesh, baby, maybe i'll bring johnny. that is a threat. phil loved listening to the voice of reason. dr. phil mcgraw. just gets ya. pam from scranton, stanton, delaware. dei thursday. dr. phil mondays. i would love dr. phil mondays. cindy and michael, from sanford, north carolina. jesse's word of the day "fringe."

that's right tales from the liberal fringe. not a book club. get it together. chris from paris, texas. cnn must be racist if they think black voters can be -- if you use your infant daughter to support you, you are not a man. s pas save the ice cream for vacation, he is always on vacation. pay attention. charlie from rutherford, new jersey. looked so young. one piece of advice, oh god, maybe eat more ice cream. this is my world. >> sean: we st