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i'm jesse watters along with judge jeanine pirro,ers. harold ford jr., sandra smith, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ shocking new details and theocki brutal slaying of a georgia nursing student, laken riley, at the hands of a criminal illegal immigrant. the liberal media is trying toll blame everything but joe biden's open borders and sandy for what happened. the 22-year-old had gone out for a run but never returned. autopsy results show her cause of death as blunt force trauma to the head. cops charging their prime suspect for the murder. a26-year-old venezuelan national named jose antonio ibarra.amon he's among the millions who the president let enter our country through the southern border back in 2022. ibarra had been living inhe new york city for over a year. a in september he was arrested anr charged with child endangerment, but cops cut him loose beforeut i.c.e. could issue a detainer, h and that's when he headed south.

georgia governor brian kemp says joe biden has blood onden his hands. >> the american people know exactly what happened. the southern border was open. you have had people like greg abbott that have had to take the situation into their own hands, and thankfully he has. you caann see how to secure the border. this president and this so-called czar of the board of vice president didn't do that, and they were hoping the american people would ignore this issue, and now we have a dead young women because of it. >> jesse: and the associated press is doing everything they can to avoid mentioning theca suspect is illegal. him as "an athensring resident" and focusing theirt an headlines on the dangers ofth women jogging alone. check out this ridiculous framing. u ready? "the killing of a nursing student out for a run highlights the fears of solo female a athletes." sandra smith, you are a jogger.

>> sandra: we have a race still coming, gently? >> jesse: i'm hurt. >> sandra: [laughs] >> jesse: this is not what the story highlights, is it? >> sandra: that headline highinfuriates me as a runner. you know i love to run. his message now that, because we had let illegal immigrants, some of which are part of these heinous crimes, including thisis one, where this man killed a 22-year-old college student, that now the college students and young women all around them, country, we are supposed to just change our activities? we are supposed to change our lives, adapt to this new normal that is men coming into this country and violently killing college students who feel like they arestud safe on their camp? preparing for that interview with governor kemp out of georgia earlier today on "americaearl reports," i pulled

sound from kamala harris. this would have been whe kamn tt man was walking over our border. kamala harris, the border isris, secure. that september 2022. kjp, the border is not open. in a hearing, same date, secretary mayorkas was asked iff the border was secured. yes. so not only were they ignoring the crisis, thencris downplayin, but now only to get involved to when it has become a crisis and a campaign issue for the president's reelection bid.tion you saw the fox news voter analysis out of south carolina. it's about immigration.s double digits moreab than the economy. you've got more americans all over this country far from the border who are saying this is the most pressing issue facing our country today. parents are terrified that this is coming to a college campus near their son or daughter. it's terrifying. >> jesse: judge, they had this guy not only at the border, but in new york.

>> judge jeanine: the amazing thing, what sandra is talking about, i think it was karine jean-pierre who said the president has taken unprecedented actions to make sure that our border is secure.s i will geco farther than any one else, it is a lie. the amazing part of this is that liberals and up demanding gunin control after a shooting, but tingthey never demand border col e this happen tor th young women like that. molly tibbetts, all the angel moms across america whose children's lives have been takes by people who shouldn't be here. and it's not that difficult to recognize, in a lot of theses no cases, that some of these defendants have tattoos that indicate they are ms-13 him and that they shouldn't be allowed in this country. in the end, the white house doesn't care about it. where is joe biden talking abou' this? abo he's not saying one word. george floyd dies, and there wao something like i think 27 or 28

texts out of the white house. but not for this. in the end, we have subjected ourselves to becoming victims, because we have fewer police, fewee wer border patrol, we dont have a president who cares about us. it's only a few weeks beforeside state of the union. i guarantee he is going to say, "i'm going to do something with an executive action and i'mec utgoing to defend americans because the republicans want," which is such hogwash. you have referred to that s section, iwo think it is 212 t of title viii, which allows a president at any point he deems necessary to suspend the entry of all aliens or any class ofll aliens. he could do that, and the truth is that this immigration bill they are going to reference -- i'm sick of hearing about it.ence it allowed 5,000 in. it didn't do any interpol checker any fbi checks, it didn't have anything to do with people in the other country. and the outlying process for handling migrants at the border

isrder something that this prest doesn't care about it, and we w are becoming victims. mayor adams can talk about sanctuary cities until the cows come into the city, which is never, but he does know how to change new york from beingrk a sanctuary city. he hasn't even investigated it. the fact that i.c.e. is not allowed to launch a detaineris n that would be respected with the police department is again subjecting american citizens to illegality. >> jesse: is one of the stories, harold, that is a turning point in this country? >> harold: my heart goes out to that family suffering with this. we have been talking about her, i think he was at a different college, jogging on the university of georgia campus, which is irrelevant to the story, but just get the facts straight. my prayers go out to her family. police officers here in new york who haveo ha been shot at and injured by migrants, these stories are unfortunately rampant. i think two things. we all deal in the solutions

business, and i try myeal hardt to stay anchored there.st president biden should dayo some of the things that have been talkeded.ould about around the . he should suspend some class of people being able to come intols the country for two weeks. he should call back the democrat leaders of the house and senate and say, we are not leaving the white house l to make oura dea borders safer. al ti don't believe the presidet alone can do all the things that need to be done at the border. otherwise, senator lankford and republicans in the senate, andrw democrats, working furiously on the bill would not be doing it. the president alone could do this. it is the congress, the house and senate, passing something. you are adults, men and women. get back to washington and let this be the catalyst. we are seeing these things happen around the country, unfortunately and tragically. and don't come out o.f the white house -- everyone check their phone so they can't bet be communicated to by anybody outside of there, and say we will all take credit. if need be, give credit to president trump if that's whattt

he wants. but we need a new border security -- a new set of border security measures. o haveise we are going t more and more and more of the stories, tragically. sandra, to your point, i agree with you 100% about the headline, but if we want to w solve this or at leaste begin o solve it, let's stop trying to take credit and stop dishing out blame and let's get a solution to this problem, which is readily, i believe, attainable and achievable. >> one of the ways that makes it harder for peoplm.e to get a solution is the media frames this as a jogging scandal.a >> greg: as if she died from a stress fracture or plantar fasciitis. imagine if you said thatge f george floyd died from a fentanyl overdose, which people said. there is media outcry. now we are finding out that definitely played a role. but the fact is this woman matters less in a woke world a w than george floyd, and the perceived or accused killer is also a member of the oppressed.

so you have to obliterate the s truth. that is what the media did, because they didn't like thecaus narratives, so they had to keep thnae real story hidden. because if there is justice in this world, this story would en this administration. this is the turning point. this is the story that says, i think the science is settled, to quote the democrats. the border matters. and guess what? theywhat sent their bad hombrese they didn't send their best. thanks for the memories. talking heads say that doing the same thing over and over again and expecting thg a e s differet result is the definition of insanity. claiming a different result is the definition of intentionality. the argument isn't ping-pong,ni the border is brokenti, no it's not. that's for at axios'. we are way beyond that. the real argument is, if there are consistent horrible outcomes from a system that you

have claimed worked, we have to assume it becomes an acceptedypo byproduct to an intentional design. so it is no longer like we think it's fine, we don't think it's fine. the dems have to talk theiwer wa out of this one. when you look at the observable outcomes, human trafficking is an observable outcome. rampant gang violence, observable outcome. hordes of young men screaming o across the border. thesacroe are all observable outcomes. and yet, as they happen, they y kept happening. so if you just are watching it happen, all you can come to the conclusion is that it'sth happening for a reason. why didn't it stop? and we can talk about this bill, but the fact is we could have stopped it the moment he got rid of remain in mexico. that's when it started. it is on him on that, but it doesn't matter when you say that, because there's something else going on here that, despite

our protests about whether it is crime or riots and looting or illegal immigration, they tend to continue no matter what,nt which makes me think the designa is intentional. >> harold: i agree with you, but shouldn't they come together to try and solve it? >> greg: i think there have been people screaming for it ane that all it takes is a resignature. and i will crow about iti . i will just go, great job. >> judge jeanine: biden got rid of 94 executive orders and a lot of them would've prevented this. >> jesse: that signature might o come in about nine months. >> harold: i'll take the signature then. >> jesse: gavin newsom giving democrats a master class on howo to suck up to joe biden. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ >> greg: california's grease ball governor giving a master class in the art of suckinverng. vigorously defending president biden's fitness for office after getting asked if he was responsible to put joe forward as a democratic candidate. speak of what he's done in three years has been a master class. as a democrat, for me to make the case for the leader of ouras party, joe bidente. i have great confidence moving forward. so the answer is absolutely, all in in terms of the next four uses joe biden. i'veab seen up close and from afar. here's my point, it is because of his age that he's been so successful. live there is a spin. well newsoin.m tries to reassure america that joe's brain isn't silly putty , president trump undermines it by opening his

mouth. who can forget when to be in said this. speak and he said -- and i want to make sure i get the quote exactly right -- he said the better angel -- he said, we must address the better angels of our nature, ancound we do well to remember -- what else did he s say, we are not enemies but we are friends. in part of the civil war. >> greg: forget about the better angels. get the visiting angels.e vi but congressman jim clyburn is dismissing any senile momentsnt like that as just the joe biden we know and love. >>w a guy who stuttered all his childhood into his adulthood, and everybody knows he is stuttering. that's what caused a lot of his isspeech impediments. and we know that. it has nothing to do with his brain. he stumbles one time andtu mbeverybody says he's too old to

be president. >> greg: yeah, okay. jesse, a master class in what, exactly? wandnot wandering into traffic? >> jesse: i think newsom has three doors he can go into. one is trump wins, and then gavin newsom runs for the open democratic primary. trump loses, and in four years gavin runs i tn an open democrac primary. both of those are good scenario. because he won't have to face trump, and he'll be able to dispatch kamala pretty sportingly. what he doesn't want to do is get drafted into being the savior of the democratic party in case biden falls on his face. then he will have to come in and face trump this year and face kamala's problems come because it'll be a problem so he has to be a good sport. and sometimes being a good sport you come across as a little obsequious. >> greg: nice word. >> jesse: shining the shoes of the president. because you don'he t want to do anything that weakens the

president or opened yourself up to, let's play the old switcheroo at the convention. so he' swis playing the long ga. the other surrogate, clyburn, first they said joe biden was like fdry because of his policies. now they are comparing him because fdr was also in a wheelchair. i don't think that's the roads l you want to go down. >> greg: how convincing was he, judge? >> judge jeanine: i still>> h haven't figured out why gavin newsom decided he wanted to bwsome the point person for joe biden. and i think it is fascinating -- there is something in this for him. obviously he gets himself inf th front of the public, but he thinks -- he actually said hehi thinksnk that biden should debae trump. if he does that, it's a win-win. a win if biden wins, which i don't know if that's possible, but let's say he does come it'se a win for newsom. if he loses, then newsom is up for the job. either way he can say all these wonderful things about biden and

he wins. his eye is on the prize. he has such an ego and he's able to deliver lines that are so untrue e, which just blows my mind. and joe biden says -- he's to be a stud orer. what has that got to do with what he just said now? he can't even read the piece ofd paper that's in front of him. he's done master classes of what he's done. these raise gas prices, food prices are.he up, fentanyl deats are up, illegal immigration issr up, credit card debt is at. that's a master class. >> greg: he repeat the lie that biden created jobs, buthe he's not telling you who's getting the jobs, so that goes back. getall employment growth went y methe foreign-born. that's from the center for immigratio.n studies. >> sandra: it also ignores the american worker taking on a second or third jo akesb to pay for o the sky-high prices and still

high inflation, even though he'r talking about the cooling inflation.ion. prices are still up. the rate of growth is slowing. i reviewth his record, cut the tape and plaordsy that back to 9 out of 10 republican voters in south carolina who said they feel like theyso are holding steady or falling behind. so if this is a record of one of the strongest economies ever gavin newsom is touting, people are certainly not feeling this. to a representative clyburn, on biden's gaps because of his stutter, i don't think that lead to mistaking for mexico are confusing world leaders with their long dead predecessors, forgetting the name of hamas, tripping on the steps of air force one. these are things the american public have seen and they can differentiate from a stutter. >> greg: harold toy ca come in e green room, the honesty was blunt.>> y you said, look, greg, we showed you with fetterman that it

doesn't matter how significantly unwell our candidate is. we did needeimd to cross the finish line even if we have to carry him across, and that's what we will do with jim. and then you hit me, harold. it was totally unnecessary. >> harold: again we have to go to t the tapes on those. you have been a supporter, and you might've had it wrong whente he talked about the need not to judge people so quickly. i would say to kill things.th one, gavin newsom isin an effective advocate for -- and surrogate for president biden. he ie fos smart, he is youthfule understands the facts. and he's able to compile and articulate these things which make him an effective advocate to the president. there's been record job growth, record investment inther the u.o be able to innovate or build more, manufacture more, create things more here at home. you look at what we w would likn

for covid, much better at administration. standing for women and families who want the freedom to say when theiisr families can start and w they want their families to start and even grow. finally, resident, i thought he swas right, because the stock market is doing well and the economy is doingha well. the dow and the s&p and nasdaq are much higher than they were before president biden started off. in fact, they have finished in record territory over the last week, we can have. >> sandra: not adjusted for inflation, but details. >> harold: if you are invested inu ar the market, you are much richer today than you or three years ago. we can adjust for anything youu want, but i can assure you, most americans are because they have 401(k)s. it may be up, but hold onto it because you don't know it'sho going to happen. the economy is doing better. here's a prisoner does it for the best for president biden,

gavin newsom. in south carolina, congratulations again to president trump. he talked about his advocates. whatever surrogate they want. i must tell you, if you rank them all right now, i don't think there's a better surrogate for either candidate ander gavin newsom. >> sandra: okay. [laughter] >> greg: hunter biden willone. just say no to help reelect joe. ♪ ♪e joe. ♪ ♪ okay everyone, our mission is to provide complete, balanced nutrition for strength and energy. yay - woo hoo! ensure, with 27 vitamins and minerals, nutrients for immune health. and ensure complete with 30 grams of protein. (♪)

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keeping donald trump from winning the white house again. d here'son what he told axios. "i often do you think of the profound consequences of failure here. i have something much bigger than even myself at stake. we are in the middle of a fight for the future of democracy." the liberal media praising hunters noble efforts to defeat trump as a relapse would be very bad for the biden campaign.e bi >> it would give anyone pause, because i think he is very concerned about his dad's political future, and as the reason we didn't hear much from hunter biden the first few years, something eugene wrote about. hunter had a changed strategy after the plea deal unraveleced last july. and basically sai that this is now a political fight. >> sandra: this seems like, ica don't know, probably the rightem step. stay sober so dad can win the presidency again. right, jesse? >> jesse: he's already relapsed.

that wasn't joe's cocaine in the white house they found. it is p.r. trump has to be defeated or i'lb be back on crack? come on.n. hunter biden is a guy who wasy bornbo on third base. not only does he think he hit a triple, he thinks he's the victim of republicans, of russian of addiction. remember, this is a 50-year-old man. for eight years, raided his children's 529s, traffic, hit the pipe committed videos of sex acts, posted them on the internet, dodge the irs, took bribes and diamondok bs from th chinese, laundered money.w comehe on. and now he's saying he's not responsible for his actions? but this is what the left says. everyone's a victim, no one is responsible for their actions, is the system that is unfair, and if you put democrats in charge of the system, they will make everything okay. you have to suffer consequences r your actions, and if you

don't, the entire country is harmed. >> sandra: judge, then again, a slip by hunter will weigh heavil hy on his dad's reelectin bid. >> judge jeanine: i think hunter knows that. i think he understands his being sober has some relevance, it will have some relevance, he doesn't wanthe to harm his father's brand, that's number one. more importantly, he needs his father to win because he doesn'n want any pesky attorney general from thesn department of justict looking at where all the foreign money is coming from and what it was being used for. he blows away his own defense all the time. he says -- he confirms he's been sober since june of 2019, except that he applied for the pistol permit and lied on it in 2018. so there isn't much this guy does that isn't contradicted by the facts, and it really isle irrelevant whether he can fighvt it or not. the truth is he lied on that one

section that said "have you ever been addicted to drugs?" sai and he said no. that's a lie and everyone knows it. he has a business organization based upon access to his father. there are even individuals now saying his father considered going on the board of the company connected to the chinese communist party. and he's now moving to dismiss the tax charges, saying it is his sixth year -- get this, six years of changing decisions where they responded to thepo ndrepublicans. no, it is six years where they ran out the statute of tlimitations and then when they got caught with their pants down with the deal the department of justice said they never made ebefore, ever. a judge called them on thaict ad they had to starvert all over. i'm tired of his being a victim because he's more than that.im he. is the protagonist. >> sandra: does the future of democracy depend on hunter biden staying sober? >> greg: i hop on e not. will be screwed. i thin

k he's more wary about his future if his dad loses. i'm going to go out on a limb and say i don't think is a great painter, so i don't think that is where his career is going to go. he is right on one thing, he's no help to anyone when he is using. but he should probably be saying that about his wife and kids asd opposed tos the country, becaue that is a bit narcissistic, a bit egotistical.is you shouldsi probably be more concerned about the people that have relied on you and who you've betrayed. but let's take him y at his wor. he says -- we know he's been using for decades, so let's say he quits. his brain is going to change and he thinks that perhaps the sobriety will help him beat trump. what if he realizes in this new reality that his dad shouldn'tte be president? and for his sake and the country, he shouldn't even run.n reality takes a different shape when you are sober.

will he be honest about it? >> sandra: harold, i'll ask you a similar question. is this dependent on the future of democracy, him staying sober? is he perhaps making the casee that his struggle is more difficult than others? he has responded to that criticism, saying no, but it is undeniable that his recent path to sobriety has been unique.o >> harold: a couple things, to your question. first, i always think families and kids, having grown up in politics, should never be part of the political discussion. if someone breakpolis the law ts one thing. if you want to accuse them of that, that's one thing. with these kinds of things i wish were not in the public. two, i think it's hard. i have never suffered an addiction, but i know people wh have. if you suffer from an addictiony or suffer with an addiction, any motivation, whatever the drive is for you to gain recovery, i support it as long as it's not illegal. some may quarrel with thelega motivation, and some may quarrel that he shouldn't be using this

kind of the plight of democracy is dependent on him staying sober. but whatever it is, it appears to be working. he appears to be staying away from drugs and alcohol and i will be able to repair the fissures and his family and bring them back together. if it takes him saying that the plight osaf democracy is what i need to do to stay clean, god bless him. i wish in the best. >> judge jeanine: did they>> ever figure out who's cocaine it was in the white house and the plasticocac bag? >> harold: i hope it wasn'tho his. touse? answer your question, i t think so. >> sandra: just ahead, andue cancel culturest come back.ur anti-luke comedian shane gillis returns to host "snl" after they fired him. ♪ ♪ o host "snl" after they fired him. ♪ ♪ hey. you seein' this? wait... where's the dish? there ain't one. you're tellin' me you can get directv — the good stuff — and you don't need a satellite dish?

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♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: is "saturday night live" going anti-woke? the far left show bringing back comedian shane gillis over the weekend after the show fired the comic back in 2019 for offensive jokes. shane earning praise from conservatives for actually being funny, and for pulling no punches in his opening mono monologue. >> i probably shouldn't be up here, honestly. i should be home. i should be a high school football coach. [laughter] that's what i should be. every little boy is there mom's gay best friend. there is zero difference. i was gay for my mom. she would pick me up from school, i would hop in the van, "girl, tell me about your day." i will listen to her music. "let's go, girl's!" i would dance for her. [laughter] look at my little dancer!

>> judge jeanine: oh, boy.>> all right, greg. e willis demott gillis hosting "saturday night live," does that mean america is ready for funny humor as opposed to politically correct humor? they cut the best sketch from the show, the liberty mutual emu sketch where the emu snorts coke. you can catch it online.ca that's one of the funniest things "snl" has ever donen , ad they cut it and left some really bad skits in. s nokit only was his monologue funny, honest, and real, it was refreshing for the same reasons. the local filter, which is meant to censor, it forces you toor, censor, you are and what humor is like. i'm sure the other cast members were going, why does he get to do it and not us? probably white privilege. but i love how uncomfortable the crowd was.

they weren't sure whether they laugh at thisto or not. you could feel the fear. my favorite part is the woman behind them in the band who refused to laugh. it was like she was protesting in a silent vigil. i was waiting for her to glue herself to the piano. but the entire band was like this the whole time. they just couldn't be seen to laugh. >> judge jeanine: the "l.a. times" called gillis' return to set a night lives dangerous failure to learn from hate movements that blossomed during the trump era." spewing hate movements, that's a new one. i thought it was funny. i thought lorne michaelse mi probably got caught up in the cancel culture hysteria celea fw years ago, and the show hasn't been good in a while, and they bring him backey, and it was funny. i like what they did with the trump skit. did you see that? it was funny because instead of e he was hitler they made fun of his bassoonish

self-confidence. he was so self-confident and self delusional, and it made everybody persuaded. if he believes that, maybe they should believe it, too. and they had joe biden fall on his face. that was refreshing, to greg's point, but it's kind of like a nice plunge. i did a nice plunge today for about 4.5 minutes.t >> greg: you did not! >> jesse: fact. this morning. society has to swim in the taboo, and the comedians have ta do that just to shock your system once in a while.m you get in, shock the system, after the first couple seconds it feels good, and their health benefits to that. speech htoe waited to do this? >> jesse: in my jacuzzi. >> greg: must be nice! >> jesse: you can fill up your bathtub, too, greg. i just call it a jacuzzi becaus. i'm bougie. >> judge jeanine: if thee politically correct care sot much, why don't they want something else like we have been forced to watch politically correct humor for th years?

>> sandra: fedex planes the chill i felt ns t when he sat down here. t do >> jesse: >> sandra: we have had to watch greg every single . i mean that in the best possible way! >> greg: it was nice having on thwhere show.ho >> sandra: and meant it as ane compliment! >> greg: your afternoon news program nobody watches! >> sandra: people watching for honesty and the funniest comedy is based in truth, let's be honest. we havwe he gotten so far away awthat, there's nothing funny other than greg gutfeld out there. >> greg: it's too late, sandra. >> sandra: and happy to see it back. the oversensitivity was killing usitiv when we really needed to laugh the most. >> judge jeanine: herald, gillis made fun of biden and trump, but the left isn't happy with that.trum he was very balanced. but the left was like, you didn't go after trump enough.

>> harold: i thought he was funny. many successful comedians are provocative. have been.edia lenny bruce, george carlin, richard pryor, dave chappelle. they rub people, some of thele right lands on the wrong way.wa, i think the best comedy makes you laugh, makes you think, whether you agree or disagree. it might make you feel a little uncomfortable. we have to remember they are comedians, not politicians.po you people in the most favorable light. e inif you don't like the comedr e channel. switch th never happens with gregg's show, but those who have suffered from this, switch the channel. stand there like the lady in the band. silent process. >> judge jeanine: up next, the dangers of working from home. a man is facing some serious jail time after overhearing his wife's' work calls. ♪ ♪ g his wife's

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former bp executive, discuss a mergers ca. he then bought nearly 50,000 shares of the stock ad of the announcement. later he pled guilty to insider trading and now faces up to five years in prison. your honor, this is the law. he clearly broke the law. is this the right outcome? >> judge jeanine: for sure. look, the husband is listening in on phone calls thatenin hene shouldn't be c listening to you. that's insider trading. i >> harold: he pled guilty, so i guess he did it. >> judge jeanine: apparently the wife says that she tells th company. my husband has been doing this. soas b the company ends up firig her, which is appropriate if yof believe the wife had something to do with it.almo he says he bought it for his wife, he didn't want her to have tohe work so hard, which is a

bunch of nonsense. >> harold: she divorced him after this. >> judge jeanine: that's one thing she's got to do if you want to save her career.this she might not go back to working for bp but she's hoping she's got a career. my instincts, and i have no specific facts on this, tell mey when your husband is making that much money and trading so many shares and he gets caught butbu you tell your boss, it looks as though she is saying it because they already know about it, and she's about to get caught, so she blames him. >> harold: you think she was in him on it? y>> sandra: he sold the shares february 2023, but the regulatory body came in and said they wanted a list of everyone who knew about the acquisition before it happened, so maybe she didn't notice $2 million going to the bank account over a goi 2-week period?t an possibly that's the case.ly but if she knew about it, she was getting tipped off thatff something -- they were about too learn something.happ

i guess there's a whole thing happening. the only thing i disagree with, there's nothing wrong with him knowing she's working this deal. ther what is wrong is trading on it. >> harold: prime time, whatwr are youron thoughts about this? >> jesse: it is legal in congress. they get away with it. but not in the private sector. i think it is the woman's fault. hear me out. >> harold: in this case. >> jesse: she was too allowed.y you know they are on the phone. you can't not hear it, all right?u ca she needs to be more discreet. >> judge jeanine: didn'tscre she -- >> jesse: you talk too loudly, judge. and when i talk about you i mean all women. >> harold: h how do you feelf. about the situation? >> greg: i'm guilty of this. my wife is a fashion designer and i found out pleats were back before anyone else did and i used it to my advantage and went down to the gap. what are eaves and how do you drop them?

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>> but the house mouse won't be able to keep its figure. arl >> all right. thanks, greg. you're welcome, jesse. legendary supermodel cindy crawford knows how to handle a park. look at this sho look at from center shann right. oh, wow. san diego. cindon: wow. >> jessey crawford hasn't seen r her in a long time. >> her, actually. she says. greg: s hi. good. well done. tonight, jesse wears primetime. dr. phil will be on jessen my watters at 8:00. >> not physically on me, but on my show. >> thank you for the call and to hear back. okay >> jis baby . this baby boy is named luka. check out luka's reaction whenne he hears his dad's thunderous snore. >> but i gotus that. that's actually was. yeah, we got jordan.>> harol >> looks like you. i when i first started talking about jen powell, and i hope

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