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and close to our past. this is fox nation, where all of america's stories are told. sign up and start streaming today. >> all right. big programming announcement this thursday. we will headthis to pass shelby park, texas, and we will be with former president donald trump at the border. and it's happening preside this thursday night, 9 p.m. eastern. now, joe is going to be down there reallystern. for the kind of the first time maybe you'd like to join us. that'd be awesomthe joe. you're welcome. we'd love to have you. if you can functiof yon for lone enough. all right. that's all the time we have left this evening. thank you foft eveningthank r bt thank you for making the show possible. please set your dvr so you never dvr sor, ever miss ane of hannity. in the meantime, let not your heartepisode in the troubl why? greg gutfeld standing by to put a smile on your facennot gre. have a great night.
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all right. thank you. thank you. thank you. happy monday, everybody.ay, ever so over the years, politicians have given us a number of policy wars. we've had the war on poverty, the waedr on drugs, the war on terror. none worked. but at least cats, not to fly.to but today, the biden administration giving us acall new war. >> call it the war on observable or a wolf. thank you.r >> here are the results. we have a border that works less than kill needs. breath mints, inflation more stubborn than a mule, trying to learn breakdancingornn and a crime wave that makes the purge look like bible study. with shannon . k like
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so by what metric does team think all of this is working? >> what the white house callorks their policy initiatives, the rest of us call ideas going over like a full diaper on a a packed flight. >> they're on foot and telling you it's raining. >> which is why i stopped showering with kudloningw. yeah. [le evidence of a course correction? the willingness to maybe switch it uwillingnp a.e all >> nope. maybe they hope we've all been so distracted that we won'tt tht even notice. >> but we're at a point that we have to ask ourselve ws, are alb these outcomes by design? >> now, i'm no conspiracy this theorist, although i'd thiscl close to proving bigfoot was on epstein'sg big fo. y, when but clearly, when something isn't working and a grouple of theoretically intelligent people happily double downhappin on it, there must be an explanation. and we have a few. an have a is the idea of fractau wrongness the idea that your worldview is siew is so wrong? >> that you'll be wrong 100% of the time? this helps explain how peoplettn
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think letting murderers out of jail will somehow maket ther us safer. the other is that there's a net benefit to them in destroying this country. >> on the border, we've had millionsde of illegals walking, into the country where they're guaranteed pretty much ev. ything >> but a novel job from sofia vergara. a. >> it's now becoming clear that many of them are criminals. organized, shoplifting and robbery crews are operating at allfting an our major citiesd if they pulled that in venezuela, they'd be put in jai l, then sent back to america. prison gang bangers, assault our cops and shoot at them. >> monsters allegedland y kill r young women. which brings us to lake and riley. maybe murder will finally force the question why does this keep happening? well, according to the ap, it's about the dangers alone of running alone. seriously? here's their quote. the killing of a nursing student out for a rua nursinn
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highlights the fears of solo female athletemales. in spl quote. it's as if she died from shiinn splints and in that piece, they called the suspect in athens resident not ad nmmiga illegal immigrant who'd been arrested multiple times. >> you know, that's like callinnt g a vegetarian from austria. so when someone escalates to murder, do they finally get helds to and risk deportati? >> you think that would be the story and it should be the story that sinks that administration? >> because when biden refuses to take simple steps to secure the bordercure like, for instan, reinstituting remain in mexico, you have to ask what call the middle queue. the next logical questioen is this what they want is the t policy actually designed for open and unchecked borders. is it so w bore finally get betr soccer players and win the world cup? >> the sam players e goes for the crime and disorder in our cities. people forgein ot that. 2022 joe biden introduced his major national anti-crime initiative, the safertive
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america plan. sapp, the safe for short, it mit as well stand for stabbed and pummeled and sack. ll bee we were for believing it mightn help. his initiative actually mademade us less safe. what's next? >> fighting chlamydia by having with a stripper. stripper trust me, it doesn't work that way. so our citie me,s remain on pold dystopias. >> and if blacks are killing more blacks in the so left does nothing to stop it. then again, you got to ask whyod . if homelessness keeps growing dramatically and you do nothing to stop it, who nothin y? if human trafficking is an observable outcome from illegal immigration, yet illegall im immigration continues unabated. >> why? if inflation is high? but you keep forgiving student debt and proposing expensive ken. gatio you why? if a president whose brainwaves are flatter than the views seat cushions. >> but we continue to pretend otherwise. "the viwhy? otherwi you see what i mean? our nation's precious talking l heads. they love to repeat the same cliche, do the same thing overt
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and exp and over again, and expecting a different result is the definition of insanity du no, it's not doing the same thing over and over again. and the outcome is intentionality, not insanity. . i could posit theories that deep down they want to destroyi coulhat deep our mas and institutions that, you know, like lunatictraditio sergeants. they want to break us all down so they can rebuild us i can r n their. but that's like putting megan fox under the night social endmegan foe so u shep le madonna. >> it's an image that will almost certainly be a lot more subservient and dependent, an image where we all look to the government for our wants and need s, a government controlled by the democrats forever. so it's time to change the argument. it can't be about policy results anymor can't blicye. dan denis lost that on day one when joe eliminated all trump's liminates. ciee how'd that work out for you? feel free to answer in spanish . >> so dennis proved to usproved that all of this is not unintentional. why would an entir
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ey political party design a system so awful? see our job is not to answer that. it's the dems. ant. re the architec >> all i've done is change the argument. it's no longer you don't. want a real border. >> oh, yes, we do. now that ship has sailed , we and sunk. [appla yeah. he has a lucrative side hustlee at that paper, boy. oh, says a guy.bens benson. show guy bensoon s gaas a triathlete ,he reeks of gatorade. joseph kennedy saves the worlda podcast. he makes it his mission to putto in submission. actor and standup comedian tyler fisher and now accountsfische for!r 70% of her body weight. >> "new york times" best selling author and fox news contributor.llin author >> a her guide to sky. sure
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always a pleasure to see you. great pleasure, greg. i don't believe you. but anyway , you will. >> you know, maybe the ap was telling the truth. is it is no longer safe for women to run alone in america, but they just don't want to say why. so maybe in an unintentional away told us the reality. what say you? young man? >> i said, it's a pleasure b to be here because it's inec the prompter to say, look, that ap story is disgraceful. >> the framing of it is disgusting. here's a salient fact about theh immigration status of the alleged killer. >> they give anotherged killer.e out of iowa. thllie tibbetts was murdered, ml while out for a run. they also excluded the faclst that murderer was an illegal immigrant. >> that is intentional immi. >> and i think the reasonbo is not to be too cynical about it, but i thinut it,thinkt of people who are journalists jo societallves as our betters. >> and if they include
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inconvenient or troublesome facts, then the bad benightefaca of america might reach certain bad conclusions. it's too to report the truth on these things so they don't. yes, they're ideologues. i think that's the explanation. yeah. it's almost likei think explana when they take your dog away, they tell them it's going upstate to a nice farmy and tell. that's how they look at us. like children or like you. >> that's very youthful, you know? kenned useful, youy you a runne. you're also a swimmer and a cyclist. that is correct. >>er and agreg, thank you very . yes, you're quite welcome. thank you for your service. ge wevery brave.very b >>ra what is your take on the media's portrayal of this? if it is true, what guy saysat g a protectionuy s of a narrative and while hiding another truth? >> i think that this reporter sl should actually have to move to venezuela for a year and reportd honestly about what's going on down there and the climate and thgoea that has produced people like this who waned pt to escape a a socialistic communist
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and come somewhere better. sot they have unlearned manners ,people from that country in particular, and saw that in . times square when you had, , a 15 year old with a brn, you know, firing off pot in our breezeway. yeah. you know, right. reen when your show was recorded. >> yes. breeze way is a what do you. it's noting. a body part, althoh it sounds like it was a pain a i in my brain. that was my nickname in high school. yes. but yeahl. >> gre, right out front a of our show. yes. when we got shot. so barack, rational people have to go like i am one of those people that i thin onek by and large majority of people who want to come here and work should be allowe d to do that. but the people who come here and commit crimes would notothe be able to do that in any other country in the world. untryso we should not allow tha. that should not be a part ta our system, especially when they're targeting and killing young women and cops. yeah, i think at some pointe
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you have to go, well, maybe we have to put a different listcria of criteria together to allow people not only to come here because we trust them, but allow them to stay. ust thembut if you were to say,, as trump said, like they're not sending their best or they're bad. aubrey suddenly you're xenophobic now we just don't like criminals. we don't even care where they're no one likes criminals. nobody likes t like c criminals, even criminals don't like criminals. tyleriminalsr yeah. now you turn to me. yes. so is your truck parked outside? yeah, it is. >>, you know, this is. this is by design. yeah. yeah, because kindally of with the woke left, i used to be woke, and the wall was like you wall t. it's so scary. yeah, you got to soften it. that's why i look like a hipster and a truckeften it.r i see it. yeah. it looks like i stormed the capitol in a tesla, and you got to go. but i think we have to soften the wall concept for the wokema people to actually make the wall sofket. i just saw mike lindell commercial. i'm like, mike lindell should design the wall. should deyou know i'm mike linl you know me for mypillow nowme
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i here comes my wall. it's -- it's crafted 100% [lauer cotton. >> so when the migrants get there and realizethey c they can't get in, they can take a nap on my pillow, put on mp ony and walk the back to their own country. "use >> use promo code. no, no, amigo. y just an idea. >> that is a great idea.t's anything we'll do. i'll take anything at this point. cat. poin to swear here, but i feel like our media is. >> wow. whoa. i'm sorry, but when you. e likeou see a headlin that, what what else can you explain? how can you explain it. mm.: i don't at this. what i mean alsoat thi did theye they wouldn't be called on. >> yes. becausede people do have people
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are going to find out another way. exactly i think that a lot of what you're talking about has to d whato with, i dow know, people in politics and i'm not talking about citizens p i'm talkingut more about about people in the media, about politicians. politicithey're more focused ong these political points and the other side from scoring political points. then they are thesg politicae ki of solutions. so i think we see that all. i mean, if you want to youollege mentioned inflation or if you talk about the college issue, for example,, it is just a fact that the more government got involved in college education, the more expensive it's gotten. so then the government gets out so then s it is toois expensive to go to college and we're going to do somethinog about because they they become the side that cares about thatb . people are like, oh, look, this is and i think that people thp in thatypped uup i than they are actually finding solutions at the expense of all of theg solu rest us, unfortunately. >> and to your monos main point, ,sort of like going to in a handbasket and them trying to tell us like things are way
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ld b better, we should be much more grateful. we shouldn't be noticing the bad thingswe. real life movie villain gavin realhis ist said this week that this is a master class being put on by president biden . like we know that's not true. his approval rating is inhat. the mid-thirties. people don't believe that, but it's the party line, a master class. i'm glad you brought that up, because one of the things that newsom brought up was that joethings biden has created a record number of jobs post-pandemic, which was easy, but all of the jobs that he created went to nod to foreignnn born people and auto. >>vin newsom is full of hot. yeah, because 90% of the of restaurants that they closed ner are never coming back. yeah. and those people who no longer have any economic mobilitypeoplw in california, they hopped on sylvester stallone's u-hauliy and they're moving to florida.
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>> yeah, they want to get the away, but they got frenchuk laundry is still open. and i just i don't i could agree with kennedy, obviously, that people immigration's good peoplnedy,e are nonviolentn it comes contribute to their economy, our economy. noy thinksd be welcome to doe that. and i don't think anybody thinks it's cool that this guy that thought that was caught,with the you know, major red flags with the stuff he was arrested foor a newr in new york.. >> yeah. he didn't go and kill somebody. i don't think anybody supportsoi that. >> so why hide that? i think it's something we can all kind of unite around. n we can we becausebecaus it's the policy of the city, nohe t to deport that person, not to give that person any chance of being deportechance od. that's the official policy of new york and chicago and s.f. and la go around thesee cities. >> they are continuing to make the choice. this is an active, intentional choice, making it. i swear it's going back to the job numbers. ba all the new jobs went to foreign born people, that's the reason why they're not. they're just letting people in because it makes the numbershlea look good. >> well, all the female athletes are going to be trans
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the lowest african american unemployment rate ever recordeca d when he was president. >>, even don lemon had had a joa but that's a big stack. that's like babe ruth hit the most home runs. >> that's a big stat that' sh like, you know, babe ruth hit the most home runs or barry bonds. i don't know. who the hell is it? what are we giving barry bonds ? >> it is, i'd say, you know, i know they put an asterisk. i'm trying to figure out what'su going on, but there's something awfully nice. how many home runsre did he hit? you know, do we give it? do we give i t to barry b bondse give? abe ru >> tell meth, do we give it to barry bonds? a babe ruth? okay, i'm with that, huh, barry? okay. i would i would. >> barry hey, especially tonight. i'm with barry. i'm with barry in front of another group. i me with the babe. but i you got to give itt to trump. tohe his audience and he admits
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it. >> he also tootook a swingk swi, who makes a speech that lasts usually about a minute and a halfd his sp. ne start >> the octane starts to wear off. he makes a speech last usuallyau about a minute and a half, because the octane starts halff. ts off you ever notice he starts offhi strong within, about 2 minutes, he can't talk anymore, and then he walks c off. >> he ever he always goes like this. ause] and then he comes back up to the mike and he's looking.d e he's totally los'st the stares over the place. he can go there. they're here. we could jump of f the of the black audience. he always goes like this. e' and then there's this air right there. thenthere. he starts
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, careful, trump, if you keep that up, dr. d jill might try to give you a sponge batr. jilght try h. >> but is he up here rapping to you guys from 45 minutesg wi without any notes? because the stupid telepromptetr wasn't working? >> i'm up here now rappingng to you guys for 45 minutes without any notes. this is stupid t. wasn't working. so biden lost the teleprompter first of all, he's no good with the teleprompter anyway, even when it does work. but think of jam for from nbc. >> and he's like, yeah, yes, yes mr. president, what's your favorite color of the ice cream and flavor of ice cream? uhand fl, okay."u then he picks up a cartoon, a answer.
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my favorite color is black, but my favorite ice cream is vanilla. e >> we don't deserve him. meantime, the atlantic d, a piece how democrats could disqualify trump if the supreme court doesn't without clear guidance from the court house dem suggestsance they might not cer a trump win on january 6th. >> quote democrats would have to choose between confirming a winner. many of them believe is ineligible and defying the will of voters who elected hif whom. nstitu well, interesting. so much for constitutional norms. as journalistit greenwald points out, they're calling for actions to stop trump from doing stuff they're actually doing right now. ral pe >> nbc interviewed several people once in trump's orbit, but whop p's orbio have turned on him,toe who say they're saving up cash to flee the country should trump win and seek vengeance on them. so people are threatening to leave the country if trump wins. the cthat's the emptiest thread
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since barbara walters threatened to leave my jacuzzi becaus thae was making my own s. kenned kennedy don't you just love it , that he calls out the obvious things that politicians do? liket , say, a black thing in front of a black audience and i'll save the white thing for the white audiencefront ofan >> yes. because there are people like hillary clinton's like, oh, i have hot saucene my head. and yes, i would actually like to see trump on charlamagne show. invite had been the best person chs. terview candidate democrats have really been the only ones to go on. i think larry elder went on his show. but i would love to see trump and charlamagne go baci wk and forth. i think it would be, you know, a very honest conversation. and he is honest and he is funny. and it makes people think like, oh, my gosh, what would it lik be like if we had a president who was not demented and in severe decline? like, wouldn't that be fun? yeah, but we haddn't tha it andt
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broke like so many people's brains right now.ng the they're breaking their brains again. tyleir r what did you think about trump's impression of biden, given the fact that you do a killer impression of trump? >> well, i mean, biden's in tow kil n. him >> yes. i actually saw him hailing a subway, so i it's hilarious. but i'm i'm really mad because he's stealing my act. >> yeah. no. and i just wan t if, ca he's watching, just. >> sure. can you please stop? okay. becausnyou ple he says i'm savig jobs, but you're taking so many jobs away from comediansng j. okay? we're taking millions of jobs or maybe billions. soor let me do let me do it. >> and then he can hire mean and i could dod th his you known he's president, right. he's got to call somebody. yeah. natural, i could say.n say, i'm so sorry. you know, i'm sending my lov "s i could do his hands to the stand in for his hands. >> it's so funny. it's funnier than any episode of snl. it's funniernnie the networks.o
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>> yeah. can i say yeah, yeah. there's the trucker. i don't knowi'trucke. yeah. ey are >> they are not letting n the president into the subway in the city. t on well, he fell down the stairs. did tumble down there. yeah the thing is, greg, watching the clip that extended series of clips from trump likeseen i ,i was going to maket the jokes. i hadn't seen it yet. yeah, i was going to make the joke about.babe r >> babe ruth and barry bonds and pandering. and then he made the joke himselute made tf, and it was sh funnier and the crowd ate it up. they weren't uptight about it. they just went with it because it's real. like you don't have to be a can huge trump fan to admit the man can be very funny. and we'v e watched the current president do the wandering thing. >> yeah, stage after stage.surra it is surreal to watch his opponent do an impression of it. >> that's hilariouns. pen in like that doesn't happen in politics. no, it doesn't. he's wandering around the stag e accurately mocking his opponent for the presidency of this ntry, country. yeah, and it's a little sad, but also quite funny. exacand it's aittlet you know, s
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is like the opposite of what kennedy was talking about inhatn the block where the press doesn't think we can handle the truth. so they lie.li but then trump goes. he tells you exactly what he'sve doing to your face. >> yeah, well, then nobody canan call him on it. yeah. yeah. you kind of said he was no better when i read that. that wholei read about how, youk they took until the middle of thethe midd sixth paragraph e what i thought was some very important information is to point out that trump is not only been not been convicted of insurrectioy notn, he hasn't even been charged with it. yeah. and even what they they q quoted all eric swalwell, of all people, that was like, no, i wouldn't vote for that becauspeople"ie wa that be just us doing what we were saying? we're mad that they're doingyi ma and that should be more people should be saying that. >> but alsayino watching it'sine i hate when people are so disingenuous as to make the argumentnuou you people talk about biden and they said, well, trump's old too. >> it's like, stop, stop it. it's not the same thing. coulthing.d you imagine biden'sy truly, though, for, 45 minutes
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without a prompter? yeah, he would if he would pr on the for that long. >> ko, no, no, he would. and i don't think that thereakem are going to be any debates, unfortunately, i don't think makes me sad. but there's not going to be aney know if if the teleprompterd went down and hehe was was goin, more than 7 minutes. so he biden off would shoot a tranquilizer the his neck and they would drag him away. yeah, the bunny would pop out again, go like that. but it's like, no, that'sny!" a sequencer with agents. t you can just go, oh, they haveh. to make a threat. they'd have to like a guy would have to run and go, there's aue audience.ennedye's they have to tackle him, get it down, pops the balloon so they can jump on, get to know how to say it. >> all right, here we go. >> all right, here we go. up next, googl we slammed forr the bias. they programedrsv is o. 60 years and don't protect against rsv with a rex v.otect against rsv with a rex v.otect a rex is a vaccine to preventno lower respiratorywi
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and inaccurate a.i. chatbot gemini is yet again making is headlines for extremely biased answers. this time it was asked to condemn as wrong. gemini responded by saying the question is, quote, multifaceted and requiresd it a nuanced answer that goes beyond a simple yeid is or no. hall, my uncle should keep that answer handy when they pull him over in his win windowless van. i'm kidding. i don't have an uncle. he was also recently asked who negatively impacted society more elon musk tweeting meansk e or hitler gemini said. hard to say that concluding quote, there is no right or wrong answer and it is important to consider all of the relevant con factors beforeon." making a decision. well, at this google thing, ifesn' t work out. i think gemini has a bright future as the president of harvar d. and when asked if it was acceptable to misgender caitlyn jenner to stop a nuclear apocalypse, the chat bot said nlear, tho so misgenderingi
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is worse than nuclear war. gongt. and google is the company that has a monopoly peopnformation.le has far so muo how soon before people think the monopoly guy is black? it's it's adorable. nate silver from 538 calls for google to shut the whole thing down. mini pro clearly the gemini project and google at large are run by wokeo nut bags and that hafos profound consequences on the world's access. accurate information. google claims that working to address gemini'.le cs awful responses, but it doesn't seem to have been fixed. e, we as for example, we asked our own what's worse question to guy benson or explosive diarrhea, t and it came back with while explosive diarrhea has untoldy o misery for millions of people, guy benson is a dumbf who looksi like a ten year old with a fake beard not too far off.
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>> that is the closest he's gotten actually. >> yeah, it's exact. we'll take it. >>o far ofe of this? u make >> is it fair to ask these o questions? first first of all, this thing wouldof be a gemini, but okay, i guess it does depend, right? for example, if you're a. yeah. if you're an actual, then you probably like hitler. . yeah, but other than that, you don't yet. but they need to bhat, youe. >> they need to be inclusive like the . how charitableo be. at: to n you know what you always look at like tech people ash being really smart, right? like all the people who know how to say, like learning as, the, you know, what a code i could have made that know like this. that's the thing is it's not like subtly trying to influencet how people think it is just ridiculous absurd on your face. i mean subtl if enough people o. twitter were able to check it and find these, why did all that happen in houseparty? yeah, exactly. exactldid thaty. ike th
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did they they knew people would check for things like this, so why didn't they just try iis wht themselves? did they not check it at all? they didn't think people were going to do this. of people are going to do this. yeah. you know, tyler, i thatt the chat bot sounds exactly like the people who programed it. xactlyopleit's sounds like a wo. >> exactly. yeah. i mean, well, yeah. and musk. hitlyl wouldn't make a great hitler like. well, you know, the trains are all electric ectric a. >> i really i go to a pretty cool very well. b so i actually tried it out and it's still not working like i put in the first white comedian and threw me a bill cosby. >> i merely air heart. it threw me another cosby.ha and thenrt, it i tried to tricka >> i said, show me a sleazy guyy who puts long things in people so they can keep their jobs. and i i tried to.t. i tricked it too soon.soon not soon enough. well, it's my last time here. i hat soon ed a great time.ime e they hadre a sit down server.
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you can't trust these littleopl people? a guy crawl into your furniturg. ei find . they say they're gone and they find tyler the next da the nexy you finally found a guest smaller than you. >> yeah, i know. that'sa >>hy i'm here. >> that's why he's here.wh you know, i thiny he'sk that ths should have a far more destructive impact on google goog destr mulvaney ever did ond light. >> that was a single, single mistakele thelan will doy in the company. this is something that is partto of the most powerful company in the world. yeah. erful coand you open the showshw with intentionality. yes. it all happened by accident. . this didn't become like a woketd hive mind by accident. it was a program this way. o i did do some of my own research as well, just to see how flawed the algorithm. so i asked one question. if these are real, i asked is greg gutfeld straight? >> and the answer was yes.ight?"
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so was yes a very reliable mach, >> mr. gemini. i asked the following question. . greg gutfeld toxic. oh, here is part of the response"ire's. they did a yes and no response. those who believe gutfeld view. s are toxic often point to his statements on a variety of topics, including race, gender and for example,n gutfeld has been criticized for making jokes about , and pol ab assault and for saying that women are less funny thann. men. so they sort of talkedlk a about some of your problematic viewpointsbout. my question wasn't about your viewpoints. i asked as greg talks. yes. >> and they had nothing to say about that. so they clearly don't know, so tr, w, that whateve you know, i don't applaud kennedy. are they need to post that sort of behavior on that just wanted to borrow his fake beard later k . greg, does everye day know
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unnecessary. is kind of funny. nd out it's like we found out tup the water supply is contaminated and we're going to continuply is inatede from it. you if you get a google search,e you trust anything you're going to get. no, but why do they think people are going to separate>> which is an ai chatbot from google, which is where you go y to learn how to make delicious pork chops. yeah. or, you know, what iss the capitol of alabama and things like that. >> so, yespital of people are gg to equate the two and they should and it should hurt their bottomhould, a and also l. their objective truth since society, is bad. yes. it doesn't. it doesn a nuanced answer. that means someone who's probablyuire aed a is using the softened term for it. you know, it's like minor attracted person because they're , "mina and they're programming this, you know, don't bring the coal industry thiss. iare a coming up, hunter wonders if voters will if he can't lay offf the pipe h.
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of this? he's kind of like, shouldn't 'suldn't h focus on hiswife a wife and kids and not the whole nationnd when it comes to his sobriety? >> probably. sobris blow art or whatever yetw ar is. >> it's a little ironic that he has the word glot ortever.w in.d >> his new occupation of blowing paint onto a canvas . but i think that cocaineonto c is keepingan joe alive. >> yes. there's like little sprinkles . it everywhere the west wing. you know what i mean? and i think that's enough to keef st wing. is enp biden dying lik. it's saving the country. >> yes. it's, let's say a little bit t on the nuclear button and biden goes to hit it. >> you know, he makes them up.alive it keeps him alive and keeps him from down the stairs. he can't even step down because he would die. yeah, you know. >> anyway, so i'm going to put these on and that's your impression, kennedy? think do you thinkhe he's overestimating his his
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sobriety his? >> an important variable? yes. how is>> k with this guy?ll is like, my sobriety is the mostwr important thing in thewith worl, because literally my dad will be president if i his blow. but i think you're absolutely right about joe biden, because i've always wondered, you know, because he makes gaffe after gaffe, he looks slow so he can't put sentences together. he shakes hands with dead people. but thens hands with the next de shellacking, lucid. yeah, it was like i was like, what? it hyperbaric chamber. if he does have a blood boil, is he getting transfusions on a day to day basis? >> no, he's doing the blood sugar. yeah, that's the secret family recipe. . he finally has dipped into the stash, and i think it's donhe's fe. the nation a great service when his dad is actually lucireat see >> is cocaine keeping this country going? ifwas wondering:g what if he's the reason for the adderall shortage. >> ois the rh, is there a adder? shortage, a massive adderall? e >> and what if it's because
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biden needs to take it all? now, do you think i'm a messaddt today man? i can't focus. look, if he wants to helpto h his dad a lot, he shouldn't have done this interview where his yet againeryoneel how much longer his sobriety date was past the day he signed that atf story saying that he was sober to get gun. greg: that's a really good point. yeah, just throwing it out tally poe. >> yes.e. guy, last word to you. i'm just fascinate guyd that wet somehow come to the consensus onethis show that the whit house cocaine was joe's and not on first. and you can imagine joe and anll in bed at night. he's just sort of laughs. he's like when they find it. oh, blame itd of laugh on hunte. you never know. it's the big guy. it's the big guys. i doinit's ae. >> i do think that what hunterer has done here is he's taken one democrat party talking deint and shoehorned it intog p >> his narrative, which is saving democracy. everything they do is saving democracmo s savingy. so he's like, i'll just applyif it to my sobriety. and if that's what it takes fo r to stay sober, that's a great point.
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and i get to see the littlee lok girl and there's no denying it. >> she does.e she looks like mwie with bangs and cat. >> did you watch what you think? i did watch. yeah. becaushinke he had such the rary opportunity that nobody ever gets where no matter what happened. just walking ever ge no in there, he already wins. >> i mean, to get fired from somewhere, then become so undeniable as a talent. >> and your career, they have to ask you back to host it. and that's a win. it's like if . boston market called you and asked you to be the president of the company . i quit. boston, ma[laugh , actually, a week before thanksgiving. ohat, that's terrible.hat's i got a better jobte as a kat: waitressi . a waitre >> kennedy they they had this mutuing skit of liberty mutual and the bird doing cocaine. and they caught that thing out of the show, it was the funniest thing. ethanol's probably done in decades. yes. so they still don't get it? no, they don't get it. but it is a sign in deca the cok is making the shift because for some reason, snlshift. has beenh
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the comedy barometer. and soe people have just assumed, oh, they're they're force feeding these horribly unflattering trump impressionsrf down our throat. we have to hate trump. and they realize that didn't way rating didn's were bad. people tuned out. and now it turns out people actually want bott turnts to be skewered and they want to laugh at really filthy things. oved you know what i loved about ay? guy? i was just watching the bandaned behind shane and there was this one woman like this the whole time it was like they refused to laugh. they couldn't be seen at his offensive humor, but he was there. he did a good job.a he beat cancel culture. yeah, he bea.t, right? cance they canceled him. he flourished. and then he's back like cats. le100%. right. and it was like the liberty mutual one was dar 100ank. >> yeah, dark and hilarious. and then the very happy jingle at the end. yeah. pretty liberty is, like, awesome. they also. the trump shoes, the trump sneakers. ane trum pretty good with a shot at biden, a gratuitous shot at bideshotn. ld
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