misgivings about trump which they have. would they want four more years of biden or will they vote for trump? >> before i let you go are you surprised at the poll numbers from president biden -- president trump at this stage of the election? >> not really. on the one hand, he does not get high ratings in terms of his personality. >> but he is winning every swing state. >> biden -- immigration, charles, has risen to the top of the agenda. that's the issue on which biden gets the lowest marks. for the first time in 20 years, immigration is more important than any economic issue. trump does well in those circumstances. >> thank you very much. you can catch them tomorrow 2:00 p.m. eastern on fox business channel. a lot of stuff going on with the market, but we leave you in the capable hands of "the five." they will do okay. ♪ ♪

>> greg: i'm greg gutfeld with judge jeanine pirro, harold ford jr., jesse watters, and sandra smith. "the five" he went on a liberal late night to prove his brain works right. joe biden leaving his cpap machine on air force one for an afternoon taping of "late night with seth meyers." trying to show america how hip he can be without breaking one. an astounding number of americans say he has blown a short circuit. his latest poll has 64% of registered voters saying they don't think biden is mentally fit for another term. boy did he reassure them. >> the other guy is about as old as i am but he can't member his wife's name. [laughter and applause] it's about how old your ideas are. look, this is a guy that wants to take us back. everything we have gotten done -- he wants to do away with once he gets elected.

i think his views on where to take america are older than -- anyway. >> greg: he ran out. [laughter] well, it was a race to see who fell asleep faster: the president or south's dwindling audience. even obama's old crew ain't optimistic about fixing up the old busted geezer. >> if you watch joe biden speak, oftentimes, he sounds frail, more frail than he used to, even in 2019 and 2020. that may, and i think -- it doesn't have anything to do with how sharp he is mentally, but the voice sounds frail and he shuffles more because of the arthritis in his back. most people in the country who were just watching him be president, what do they say when they turn on the television? >> greg: not much. later on that day, joe's caretakers, allowing him a little treat. the president using the moment as an ice cream all of branch to the muslim community who are

upset with his handling of the word "israel," and vowing to withhold support in today's michigan democratic primary. >> could you give us a time of when you think this will start? >> well i hope by the end of the weekend. my national security advisor tells me that we are close, it's not done yet. my hope is by next monday, we will have a cease-fire. >> greg: that's interesting. jesse, he skips the super bowl which had 125 million viewers to do a show with 12 people watching. was it because the questions were softballs? >> jesse: i've never done one of those late-night shows. >> greg: you've done mine. >> jesse: i know people who have done those. not including yours. i have been behind the scenes with a guest on these shows, and these are highly scripted events. even days before you will appear, you will have to do preinterview after preinterview, maybe 3-4 with the producer to

make sure everything is perfect, what you are going to say, what they are going to ask you, the order it's going to go in. when you get out there, i believe they are having a guy hold up a sign that says "applause." the president puts his sunglasses on and everybody starts clapping. i have seen people put their sunglasses on. i've never clapped. i've never laughed. what's so funny about a man putting his sunglasses on? then, he is asked what the difference between him and donald trump is, and he starts talking about all he has accomplished and he can't name one single thing he has accomplished. then he is basically just lost his train of thought. these are teed up for him and he can't even deliver those lines. now, the ice cream. you know my rule about men eating soup in public. i don't think it's mainly to go like that with a soup, and you are blowing on it. it's just not a good look. i think the same thing for

ice cream. you should save that for vacation. a grown man, especially the president, should not be licking ice cream in public, especially while he is talking about life and death, when a woman is dead in georgia, when there is a cease-fire underway, and -- possibly in the gaza strip. it sends the wrong message. i don't think anybody is scared of him. it's almost like if you were running this operation behind the scenes, i would make him like ice cream like that in public to make him look weak and stupid and old. >> he only has ice cream and public. there is no sense in having a half gallon at home. it's like having a green banana for joe. >> jesse: to eat the great bananas -- >> jesse: do you eat the green banana? >> greg: it is too risky. >> jesse: ball-ui. >> greg: you will not be there when it writes periods be on the eight stroke like your sweater. [laughter] >> greg: harold, who was more

deserving of sympathy: joe or seth? [laughter] >> harold: good to be back with you. [laughter] you have to think the white house was trying to figure out an audience that he is not reaching. i would agree that nobody has the numbers you have. >> greg: that's true, harold. >> harold: another younger audience, it's another rep for him, and they will have social media footage. we have to accept both of our candidates, it looks like that we will nominate for president, the democrat and republic and side are both. one thing you are not surprised by is if you hear tomorrow, and it says "my father --" if you hear that a 75-year-old guy or older passes tomorrow you are not totally shocked. these guys are older. two guys that we have nominated that are pretty old likely to run for president. three, the obama speech riders, i listens to them. the last thing they said, the advice they had for biden, critical of things and we played at. their advice for them was the

handlers in the white house to let president biden be himself, that they say he has a temper, they say he quips about things that may be off-brand, off-color. one of those things tweeting out and letting it go viral to see he has a lot of things going on in his mind in a lot of ways he may say things, and people may not think for. the situation in michigan is real. it will be interesting to see the numbers, not for tonight, but in the fall. i know the white house is -- not just from the michigan vote, but the notion and the push and whatever momentum we have in trying to achieve some sort of her posture on part of the israelis, gazans and palestinians in that region of the world, obviously conditioned upon to release the hostages in making sure that hamas is as weak as they can be, and even looking at what benjamin netanyahu did not do before october 7th. that's what they have to be aiming towards, not just for michigan but for the country.

you look at ukraine which i support, and you look at the effort in israel. i support the israelis. the american people and president trump has reflected on this as well. they don't believe that america should be engaged or embroiled in wars, be it a proxy war or an actual war. we would rather be in proxy they on actual, but the american people by and large, and i think president trump campaign reflected this in '16 and now. we need to have less war and more peace. >> greg: so you are supporting from? [laughter] i cut that last part. >> harold: that was her take away? >> greg: i drifted for a while. judge, let's be honest. jesse hit on it. this was a heavily orchestrated moment. they took seth meyers show, and if it is okay there will be clips. they can have the applause, packed in for the set. >> jeanine: no question, it was carefully curated, pretaped

so they can edit it. in between slurps of his ice-cream cone, forrest gump is starting to exhaust me with all of this -- i personally am sick and tired of hearing about how much he loves ice cream and how much fun it is. it's almost like he is a weak child who has got to get ice cream as a prize in order for him to go out and talk to the american people. as the world is burning, joe biden is licking his ice cream, and it's pathetic. so many dams want to replace them with someone at -- 70 democrats want to replace them with somebody 20%, likely a lot of them likely to vote for michelle, and those likely to vote one, law harris -- and those likely to vote once kamala. i think it's time for kamala to run for president on the democrat excite. >> harold: is that an endorsement? >> jeanine: yes.

she needs to run for president. picking anybody else would be -- an insult to the woman who climbed the ladder the hard way. i think it's really kamala harris' time to run for president, but that's another issue. i am sick and tired of them saying that donald trump does not know melania trump from a mercedes schlapp. he was talking to mercedes schlapp at cpac. they said "he was talking about melania and calling her mercedes." it's ridiculous. in the end, they want to the best result from a guy they won't even let out of the white house. it's not going to work. the american people are not stupid. biden did 86 interviews. during the same time, obama did 422 and trumped a 300. there's a reason he's only doing 86. he's not capable of doing more. the man can't get up for two hours without a note, go on and ad lib. in front of an audience of thousands of people. he is incapable.

stop telling us how great he is and how much energy he has, or is it that he only has energy in private but not in public? >> greg: joe has given you an ice cream headache. [laughter] so, princess pepto, what say you? >> sandra: thank you, greg. [laughter] always a pleasure to join your parable wrap this up succinctly. i think those were two moments of really important honesty. the obama -- the obama ada, sounding more -- not a unique thought, while many at home are having this as they watch the current president, still something that is being said by the left. and on the move in michigan, the call for a cease-fire while holding ice-cream cone. busting the president's chops saying he only cares about politics and is just trying to avoid embarrassment in michigan. i will finish with this thought. while he is standing there with that ice cream, think about that moment where there are americans

all over the country who are skipping ice cream because they can't afford it right now. the presidents own u.s. department of agriculture just came out with spending prices. the american people are spending more of their disposable income on food, whether it's grocery or at the restaurant, van and over 30 test out than they have in over 30 years. >> greg: that is our c block. don't jump ahead. >> sandra: i digress. >> no, go ahead. >> it's a real thought you were hearing from democrats, and saying it out loud is important. >> thank you, greg. >> greg: you are welcome. and you look great. >> sandra: i think i look great too. >> jesse: come -- >> greg: coming up, republicans upset about a border crisis that is getting americans killed. but i got jesus here, and we were wondering if you might want to pray with us.

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>> gut-wrenching new details in the murder of this georgia nursing student. the media blasts republicans for daring to bring up the border crisis over it. police reports revealing how the 22-year-old was beaten so badly she suffered a "disfigured school." her body was reportedly dragged to a secluded area. i suspect two cops they committed the heinous murder is a venezuelan national who crossed the unsecured southern border in 2022. as the nation debates the broken border, the liberal press would rather accuse republicans of using their death for political reasons. >> republicans, obviously seizing on this horrific tragedy at the university of georgia as an example of biden's failure to

protect the american people and secure the border. >> riley staff igniting a political firestorm. the state speaker j -- taking steps on immigration. >> as if it weren't horrifying enough, the sense of laws not deep enough by now, and it's been compounded by the revelation that the suspect was in the country unlawfully, and that fact quickly became a politicized. >> the democrats are no better. this california congresswoman katie porter says it's important we don't make too much out of this one innocent girls murder. >> one instance should not shape our overall immigration policy which has so many different facets, including economic peer choices about what workers to allow in, how to create prosperity in america. the situation is tragic, it's a loss, and it's important to acknowledge that. it's all part of how the immigration policy fits together.

>> it's not look too far into it. don't change anything based on this poor innocent girls murder. >> i want to be careful. i don't want to politicize the story and i hit the talk politics. they turn a policy disaster, a fatal disaster and -- by republicans. they don't want to talk abut the sanctuary policy, they don't want to talk about the broken border. they want to talk about republicans reacting, and then it becomes something where they are not on defense. they are on offense. now, it is republicans who are politicizing a death, and this is how they get away with not solving any problems. one woman in the sound bite was aghast that georgia republicans may take steps on illegal immigration. oh, my goodness! you mean they might take steps to stop illegal immigration? they call that a political firestorm. ever but he also in the country calls at solving problems.

-- everybody else in the country calls at solving problems. the border, we are not trying to trade economic growth for deaf. we still want immigration. that's fine. we just don't want illegal immigration and definitely don't want to keep illegal alien felons in the country so they can continue to commit crimes. >> that lawmaker might want to make this out to be just one instance, but there are many instances in virginia. a minor was assaulted by another venezuelan illegal immigrants. >> jeanine: katie porter should know better. katie porter, though it congresswoman in california, is originally from iowa. what happened in iowa? molly tibbets was killed in iowa. she actually has the gall to go on television and say one instance should not change overall policy. the overall policy of this country is to protect its citizens. it's the number one obligation of any nation, to protect its citizens. she is complaining that people are demanding problems like this be solved? first of all, you have molly,

you have katie hamilton, elizabeth bettina, and that's only in the last couple of years that i can think of without researching. not to mention the angel mobs during the trump administration, all the mothers whose kids were killed by illegals, and president trump tried to get the numbers of those to collect them and certain states wouldn't go along with collecting that information. the liberals, as soon as someone dies from a gun they call for gun control but as soon as someone is murdered by any legal, they never call for border -- and illegal, they never call for border patrol. letting the venezuelans loose, and they go to i think it's arizona, and then randall's island. they start attacking the cops. then you got the venezuelan in virginia who just sexually assaulted a cop, venezuelans in chicago, four of them who choked a guy and robbed him. this is only in the last couple of days. it's time we stop the process. you can do it under the law.

it is section 212f, article of title eight of the immigration law. he can stop it. it's time we recognized that number one, we have to take finger prints of every illegal, finger prince with a photograph. i will do you one better. if we don't take dna from these illegals who are all claiming asylum, so at least we at some point will know they are who they say they are, because they can make up any name coming into this country. if we have a database with illegals, and we can match up crimes that are unsolved going forward in the criminal justice system. the bottom line is until we know who they are and can identify them, they should not be allowed in this country appear to many crimes have been committed, too many lives have been taken, and too many families have been destroyed. to let people in about whom we know nothing and have 7.2 million, and how many known and unknown got away clueless?

why are they? i'm sorry. they got away because they don't want to be identified, because they are criminals. there are criminals in the mix. i want to know who the pedophile is, who the bachelor is, who is drunk and drives, who the identity thief is. >> sandra: the media says the real problem are republicans. >> greg: don't you understand? only anderson cooper can talk about this issue. only jake tapper can talk about this issue. no one else can. if you want the simplest way to identify truth, when the media claims that you are seizing or pouncing, that means you have struck reality gold. if you say illegal aliens have killed an innocent young woman, that's 8 pounds, it's true. if a man claims to be a woman and beats real women in sports, that's 8 pounds because it's true. if you say there are higher rates of crime, violence crime, that's a pounds but its crew. when someone uses the word pounce or cds, they're telling

you to shut up and stop telling the truth, stop doing their job, because then it reveals they are not doing bears, that they are lying. accusing fox or this show of pouncing on the crime wave. it didn't go away but chris cuomo and don lemon did because we pushed the pounce. we called them accountable. right now, there is good news. everyone is pouncing on the news. we are seizing on the people who distort the information that they themselves control. that's the beauty. google gemini for example. it's imploding, because every single person can now pounce, because everyone's an expert on themselves. you can put your name in there, see what they say, and you learn what everybody in the media has already known for years, that they are lying to you, that they make up crap. anybody can. put your name into google gemini, jesse. you will find the smear.

it's great. pouncing and seizing is going to save this country. sees and pounce on every story. it saved b bud light. if people didn't pounce on that, bud light would be done. now they are back. might save harvard if they change their ways. it's going to save this country. >> harold: there is no excuse for anyone in the media making the case that someone raising the point that a broken border is a part of what needs to be fixed to ensure we don't have illegal migrants killing people. president biden should reinstate some of the smartest and the best and most effective of the policies, executive orders he rescinded when he was elected president. he should also probably shut the border down for a week or two. i will remind everyone around this table that two things can be right. if the president of the united states and an executive order can reform the asylum process, president trump would

have. you know why he didn't? you can't. you have to have legislation. the president of the united states, will guard us of who they may be, cannot have an executive order to spend more money to make sure we get more at the border to stop, catch and release, so we have more people there, more law enforcement. the president should reinstate the policies, the executive orders that were working under president trump and in-state new ones to help us out. republicans and democrats, shame on you and shame on president trump for telling republicans not to support anything that would help present biden that reelected. democrats, i listen to this congresswoman who i like. democrats often say when there's a gun shooting and all republicans say is we need more mental health money. that's what we sound like now when we say the border should not be fixed. two things can be right at the same time. >> jeanine: one is a constitutional right to. >> harold: my only point is they are arguing. >> jeanine: they don't have a constitutional right to come here. >> harold: it's a political argument people have. you are making my point by making the political argument

now. we have to fix the problem. >> jesse: i don't want to fix it. i want to stop it. >> harold: it's a metaphor. it's a metaphor. i don't think -- in the asylum process. we are the united states. >> jesse: i will posit for a while. >> jeanine: and buddy runs and at the same time. >> harold: we need more money -- >> jeanine: everybody runs in at the same time. >> harold: we need more money. >> jeanine: i want to stop it. 94 executive orders reversed for donald trump. [crosstalk] >> at the end of the day, everybody is happy democrats are acknowledging the problem. the administration downplayed in and ignored it for years. >> harold: i want you to as your own party to come in and -- >> don't you dare sees this issue. [laughter] >> sandra: up next, wendy's is causing a fast food freak out over a plan to surge charge.

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♪ ♪ >> harold: i'm listening to you. [laughter] >> jeanine: it's hard -- it is hard times for -- customers trying to pinch every money out of customers. wendy's is freaking out. fast food lovers nationwide -- a plan to use uber-style surge pricing where the cost of a burger fluctuates based on demand which means the price of your baconator could update in real time on the menu as you wait in line. if you think that's bad, how about having cereal for dinner? kellogg ceo is catching heat

after suggesting cash-strapped families eat frosted flakes over filet mignon. >> cereal has always been affordable. attends to be a great destination when consumers are under pressure. we are advertising about cereal for dinner. you think about the cost of cereal for a family versus what they might otherwise do. that's going to be much more affordable. >> jeanine: all right. >> sandra: that's going to go over well. [laughter] >> jeanine: i will start with you, sandra. do you think surge pricing will help or hurt? >> sandra: i dug into this because it's fascinating. worth a shot. publicly traded company, ceos, always looking for a way to improve business. the stock is down on the year, underperforming the broader stock market. obviously, they've got some issues. this is a major investment, they are putting $20 million into the new boards that are going to tally what the price of the burger is in that moment. they are doing this because inflation has been a huge problem for them. this is the most expensive fast food chain right now.

their costs rose 35% because of inflation in just a one year period. they've got to do something. this is going to work for a fast food customer. you go to a fast food chain, you know exactly how much things cost. you see it fluctuate $0.25, $0.50, a dollar. it's going to have a big impact on whether you return. i think it's interesting, but in an era where you are already paying $9, in times square for a wendy's burger comments going going to get interesting. >> jeanine: eating cereal for dinner. jesse, give up salmon and gopher froot loops? >> jesse: cereal is probably the worst thing for you, probably worse than drinking gasoline for dinner. if you look at the box, it's all sugar and fake things. no one should be eating cereal for breakfast or for dinner. wendy's is a different animal. the burger at wendy's is thicker. it's a higher quality beef and it is flame broiled. trust me, i've done research in this department, judge. they are always going to have

elevated prices. and bacon is more expensive. the bacon is juicier, fattier, crispier. i'm getting hungry talking about it. when you have surge pricing, but try to book a hotel and flight around christmas. it's the same idea. if everybody wants the action where the action is at that t time, you can raise prices a little. that's not an artificial stance. i stand by it. >> jeanine: harold, under bidenomics -- i started. under bidenomics, people are paying more for food and they have in years. how is anyone going to be able to afford a house under bidenomics? >> harold: i think one thing stabilize a bit we are going to find housing coming back. i think housing prices -- >> jeanine: when do you predict this will happen? >> harold: i hope sooner than later. i'm not a full and i'm not naive. no doubt we face inflation but it's coming down year-over-year and month over month and i hope it continues to. i agree with jesse. on this wendy's thing, i think

that market forces dictate what's going to happen. if people don't want to or can't pay, they won't. we talked about this, one of our favorite hamburgers and we could have gotten it here and eaten it on air. mcdonald's has raised prices. the customers balked at the price increases but revenue went up for mcdonald's as as a result. there's a number of factors and sandra touched on one of them. we have high food prices that these companies are having to ship in. higher cost of labor is chipping in. at the end of the day, economies sort this out. if it doesn't work, people won't go to mcdonald's, won't go to wendy's. the marketplace works, you will get new hamburger places springing up. if it gets to a point where i can't afford a bacon nadir, and i really can't because of this, i won't go anymore. but i agree with you on this. >> jeanine: i feel bad for some families, where it's a close question, but what about your spareribs, greg?

>> greg: they are cheap because i get them at a chinese restaurant. [laughter] here's the deal: you think that ceo is having cocoa puffs for dinner? i don't think so. cereal for dinner is fine if you are a man. this is a man's solution. we will eat frosted flakes for dinner and have cold pizza for breakfast, but if you are married, that's grounds for divorce. if your wife looks at you and goes "we have cereal for dinner?" it's over. if you are dating, no one's going to be eating froot loops under candlelight. this is not going to happen. you have stepped in it in a big way. but this is why the biden white house is seizing the youth vote. if you told them that food prices are highest that they've been in 30 years, how would they know? why would they care? 25 is the new 15. they don't see the grocery bill until they are like 30. once again, the biden voter has to be low information, immune

from the economic pain felt by everybody else. if you asked a 25-year-old about inflation, you might as well ask them about a hydrant collider, which is a wrestling move, jesse. they don't understand where things come from. it's why they're the best marks for protesters and panhandlers. >> jesse: what is the move? >> greg: the hydrant collider? it's kind of a nuclear move. >> jesse: is it a finishing move? >> greg: no. i will finish you. >> jesse: i will finish your face. >> greg: at least you didn't say "on." [laughter] >> jeanine: all right. and coming up -- >> jesse: that is sick. >> jeanine: -- he is sick. a chick-fil-a sandwich that you will not believe what triggers the woke "new york times." >> greg: disgusting. ♪ ♪ (sigh) if you struggle with cpap... you should check out inspire. no mask. no hose.

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: a former opinion at her for "the new york times" revealing how the place is run like a woke and old day care. an office where for lunch, you can trigger people. he writes about attending an orientation where they tried to break the ice. "i blurted out that the spicy chicken sandwich from chick-fil-a -- and i consider the ice broken. the leader said we don't do that here, they hate gay people. people started snapping their fingers in acclimation." is this a thing? >> greg: that's a thing, then you have to leave the company immediately. it's part of woke culture. when i see it's, i get up and leave. this is a good lesson in how wokeism works. you can be a terrible person but if you amp up the virtue signaling, you can be a selfish, greedy, egotistical lout, but just say climate change and daily conversation you are good. conversely if you are a decent

person who mentions chick-fil-a, that's a vice signal and you are worse than hitler. going back to google ai, goulet i asked who was worse: adolf hitler who killed billions, or chris rufo. they said that chris rufo may have more lasting damage. i guess hitler is a vegetarian? this is everywhere. >> jesse: he was going to answer truthfully that he liked $19 fancy sandwich but he went with chick-fil-a and then he got burned. >> sandra: just looking at "the new york times" -- was talking about a piece they did today. trump has gotten a plan on inflation. every single day we look at "the new york times" and we wonder the bias from which that particular writer is coming from. there is a quote in front of me that automatically says this person is not being a journalist. they started from a place of party politics assessing how a particular story could affect the election.

that's not journalism. that immediately removes you from the equation. >> jesse: additionally don't do that on "on "jesse watter primetime" ever. [laughter] >> harold: there are people whom i disagree with who i like, and there are people who i disagree with and some of them i don't like. i don't think i can work for an organization that doesn't allow me to eat at chick-fil-a and i certainly couldn't work for one that denounced popeye's. having said all that, does this remind you of the story yesterday with the comedians? if you don't like someone who makes you laugh or makes you uncomfortable, makes you disagreeable, don't watch them, don't go there, but don't punish people who do. >> jesse: judge jeanine? >> jeanine: it's not about journalism anymore. i remember a time were journalism involved deep investigations, sources, just making sure that the were breaking a story after months of intensive research. it doesn't happen anymore. this is nonsense, woke nonsense.

the people who claim to be the most inclusive are the people who don't want to accept anything them what they think is important. to hell with them. >> jesse: should have said for baconator. next, rage issues like harold ford jr.? after mike don't sweat at. we will share tips on how to keep your cool.

♪ ♪ >> greg: i was enjoying the sex stuff. >> harold: welcome back. [laughter] are you addicted to outrage like my friend from philly jesse watters is? a new article stopping the alarm on rich culture which refers to our collective tendency to act negatively all the time. social media of course plays a big role in fueling the flames of our fury. judge, when i think of theory, you are the last person i think of. when i think of this, you are the last person i think of. >> jeanine: it is a mob mentality supported by anonymity. you go online, you see what other people are saying and you say "i join them in that," things you might not say to someone directly, but the more people who say it, the more you

believe it. it is mob mentality. eveready takes on the feelings of other people. it is dangerous. >> harold: do people say things that really should not get the marked up? >> greg: shut up. [laughter] wrote this. "joy of hate," fans of gutfeld, this was almost 15 years ago. i'm going to read the opening paragraph for you, harold. you know it really pisses me off? people who are always mad or pretends to be. we have created this world of the enraged, the manufactured outrage. if you make fun of something or say something truthful, someone somewhere will be unhappy or say they aren't happy even when they are not. when they are bored, when they are lonely, when they need attention. they come for you whining, crying, screaming, and they are coming for you, the children of the corn with a platform." the book is still available on amazon, "new york times" best seller. i am outraged that people are

acting like this is new. >> harold: jesse -- i agree with greg. this has been happening forever. it's like when some people say it's a problem because of mental health, or because -- people of had these challenges since the social media platforms give people an opportunity to vent and share with viewers or voters or people, trying to attack people -- trying to attract people who are like-minded. >> jesse: if you were going to go on amazon and get gregg's book, get mine, "get it together" while we are there. tales from the liberal fringe. subliminal messaging. telling them to buy it and i just thought of that. [laughter] harold, you can't let people control you. you you have to control yourself. if someone does something that upsets you, don't give them the power, because then when you get upset, you are giving them the power to make you emotional. you stay grounded, you stay in

control, harold. state and inner peace. that's just enlightened thinking from jesse watters. >> the only thing i would add to that excellent advice is to stop, take a deep breath, take a minute. i think with social media, we are not doing that. we can't take it back, so just take a minute, think about it. maybe you will change your mind and calm down. [laughter] >> harold: when i think of theory, i do not think of judge. "one more thing" is up next. watch your step! that's why visionworks makes it simple to schedule an eye exam that works for you. even if you have a big trip to plan around. thanks! i mean, i can see you right now if that's...convenient. visionworks. see the difference. hey. you seein' this? wait... where's the dish? there ain't one. you're tellin' me you can get directv — the good stuff — and you don't need a satellite dish? oh, i used to love doin' my business on those things! you're one sick pigeon.

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to preorder, get it together troubling tale from the liberal fringe go to amazon or hold your camera part of your phone shove it against the screen. [laughter] my mom texted me and trump wants money. patrick, peter schweizer, jim florentine. >> greg: thats a i see imagine. tonight, great show mike baker, k.t. mcfarland, kidnapper and tyrus 10:00 p.m. let's do this. greg's sleepy sloth news. you know, you got to be sleepy when you dozen off while you are eating. i know that jesse does that. check out this little fellow. he was cincinnati zoo. that's juneau fell asleep while eating kale. you know probably watching the seth meyers show like oh my god. you're killing me here. turn it over to gutfeld. >> jesse: music needs reboot. >> judge jeanine: i like your sexy music. >> greg: sometimes they won't let me do it.

who won't let you do it? >> greg: the perverts at the zoo. >> judge jeanine: time for ♪ ♪ >> judge jeanine: okay. it's not a billion dollars. but when a new jersey bridal boutique went out of business in 2017, hundreds of wedding dresses were donated to camden county. hence the program salute the dress created providing veterans of first responders with a wedding dress of their dreams. the program says it's saving these vets thousands of dollars to enjoy the happiest day of their lives is the least they could do to give back. i love it. >> shannon: seventh grade girl steals the ball and sinks a 3 pointer tied game from half court and wins it. love it. >> judge jeanine: yes. >> greg: all together, you go, girl. that makes me feel so good. all right. that's it for us. have great night. >> bret: i really like sloth news. but i think you should bring back sexy music. all right, thanks,