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officer exchanged gunfire, the woman claimed to have a bomb in her being and shouted at officers to stop shooting. she also had her 7-year-old son with her, he was shot in the head and fighting for his life. she did not listen and they shot and killed her. sean. >> sean: the one thing that stands out, notice people running in one direction and law enforcement that often get trashed by people in the media, they were running toward the the trouble. brave heros, all of them. and security as well. all right. matt, thank you. horrifying. that's all the time we have left this evening. add always thank you for being with us, making this show possible. police set your dvr you are so you never ever ever miss a episode of hannity. hope have you a great weekend.
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>> that's right. didn't see that coming. i am tom shillue in for greg gutfeld, it is friday, and you know what that means. let's welcome tonight's guests. more than meets the eye because he's wearing spanx, comedian joe. fox an friends first, the new york giants second and his family third, host todd piro. she is sleek, bleak but never meek "new york times" best selling author, kat timpf. and no one will ever sneak through this wall, "new york times" best selling aut
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author,. >> okay, before we get to some news stories, let's do this. >> greg's leftovers. >> yes, it's leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't get to this week, just like when greg does it it's my first time reading these. president biden had his annual physical. doctors said he is in great shape for a man of his age and pronounced his death as -- my first time reading these. and pronounced his time of death 11:45 a.m. october 14th at numbers. a florida woman was arrested after allegedly spiking her boyfriend's tea with bleach. he we dame suspicious when he noticed his teeth looked fantastic. earlier this week, donald trump junior received an
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envelope containing a suspicious white powder. in a stunning display of bipartisanship, you will never guess who offered to examine it. a new survey find that 37% of people would let a bird poop on them believing it would bring them good luck, where will greg get a realistic bird costume? i don't know if i like that one. >> we all do. we all do. >> all right. during a recent speech, donald trump did an impromptu joe biden impression that caused some in the audience to actually pee their pants or that or they were also doing a biden impression. in scotland, a willie wonka themed event, people called the cops and demanded refunds, there were no chocolate waterfalls but unlike the film, at least no kids were
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murdered. >> pittsburgh police will no longer send officers to certain emergency calls like theft, harassment or burglary, you will do the police report by telephone unless the thief steals your phone. right? okay. kellogg ceo is facing backlash, people should start eating cereal for dinner to save money. what do you mean start, said one man. it's because i'm white. and the whitest man ever. >> all right. >> do you hear that maki, the nerve. >> i'm stealing your white thing. >> white fight. >> you don't think i'll win that one? mitch mcconnell will step down in november. the reason, he wanted to spend more time with his children.
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>> it's been a tough week for google's gem i new ai, slammed it for being bias, inaccurate and racist against white people. joy reid slammed them for stealing her act. >> according to an ex starbuck's barista, there are telltale signs, sign number one, you're at starbucks. liam neeson starting in a remake of naked gun, who else will be cast. i'd kill for a part in that, said one man. >> yeah. i know. >> you are lucky it's march 1st, bro. >> and -- and finally, this week
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a kentucky couple got married in a gas station mens room. and if you want to get them a wedding present you can't go wrong with a can of lysol. go ahead. last one. and now to the news, they say joe's ancient like the acropolis but trump's a dangerous populist according to a new bloomberg poll, finding biden too old and trump too dangerous. overall, 8 in 10 voters said biden was too old and despite finding him dangerous, voters were more likely to describe trump as meant ale fit. they all agreed "oppenheimer" is a shoe in for best pick you are too. trump is ahead in every swing state. up by 6 points in pennsylvania, nevada, georgia and arizona and leads by 9 in north carolina and
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4 in wisconsin. but biden still holds an edge in mexico. so, it's not looking good for the big guy. i wonder what he has to say. >> no, no, no look, my mind is very -- fine. i -- mind like a steal trap, i remember everything. seems like only yesterday i was taking down corn pop with a rusty chain. and, you know, riding amtrak with my special key. i remember everything. back when i -- that was before when i invented the internet. did i ever tell you that i was named after sir edmond hillary, that's right. before i became the first black president. well, i want to tell you, i did not have sex with that woman, ms. lewinski. my hand's cramped up.
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>> tough. tough. all right. todd, i mean, does that surprise you this poll? and what do you think is worse, voters finding you too old or too dangerous? >> i love the fact that democrats were trying to hide biden's age, that secret got out because he's the president, it's tough to hide that for so long. i think the age thing is a bigger issue than the dangerous thing. that said, if i'm trump i make sure for the swing state voters i communicate what many people are saying on the left as dangerous is a foreign policy that's going to get us out of foreign wars, that is going to be cheaper and safer for americans in the long run. it's on trump to communicate that message within the confines of main stream media against him. i think if he does that he will chip away at that dangerous necessary. there is nothing between now and november to chip away at the age because things don't get better with age unless they are wine obviously joe biden is not getting better with
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age, are they going to hide him more and more in an election year like they did in 2020, i don't know. i don't think they can and that's why i think joe biden is in trouble. >> what do you think, tyrus, i mean that's a good point by todd, the idea that age, i mean, if it's changing in any direction it's getting worse because he is getting older. >> we all get better when we get older, that's what we tell ourselves. no one gets better as they get older, except maybe me. actually it's funny, chipped tooth fell out this morning, walking around with a cane, i turned 51 -- it's over. falling apart here. but listen, let's break it down simple. let's leave politics out for once. let's try first, kat don't spit your water out. we are not going to talk about politics. take old and dangerous, those two words. you are in the pound. you're right, you need a dog to protect
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the house and they got this really nice sweet old dog who will look up and watch them come in and rob your house. now in his mind, he's like get up, growl, bark, maybe bite and get them off the property but he's old. so, he just sits there and goes -- woof or the dangerous dog barking all the time and nobody will come near your yard because they can hear the barks and just the sound of those barks are enough for some reason for north korea not to worry about the nuclear program and wars not to break out. so, give me the loud dog in the front yard that's dangerous because everyone will know it's dangerous and will stay away from my house. or have the old dog and wonder why everyone is -- simple. >> >> that is something. so, actually what tyrus is saying, kat, the dangerous might be
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disadvantage as long as you can convince them he is dangerous in the right places, right? >> i have gotten way better with age. >> yes, i agree, kat. >> yeah, every single way. but there will be a point where that does not apply anymore. and i think it will be way before i'm biden's age, by then i will be dead. so, no shade -- it's not bad that he is old, it's not an age thing, i have said this so many times he doesn't seem to know what's going on a significant amount of time. i mean even the dog you are describing is aware he knows i'm at home right now, right? >> i'm sorry. >> i think that a lot of us i think are just feeling like are we really going to have to do this again? i don't remember the election last time around being an emotionally stable time for us as a country. >> yeah. >> i think it's going to be pushed. it's going to be pushed away, well, i think todd, they are going to have to hide the
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guy. i don't think he is able to be out there a lot. but they are going to say, it's not about biden, democracy, talking points, we are going to feel like we are living in the same thing over and over again. and it will be over. >> that's the thing, can you still keep saying dangerous as a warning about trump because we've had -- >> after he already had a presidency i think it's a lot harder to continue to use those talking points, absolutely. especially since so many of those things turned out to be over blown. people are suspicious of it, for sure. >> that may be why they need the january 6th thing, they want to play it like he was some kind of insurrectionist, last time they said if he takes the reigns of the country we are going downhill and things were okay so they need to re-write the script, right? >> that's how -- one quick correction, todd, cheese also gets better with age. but yes. and wouldn't the more dangerous of the two candidates be the one
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that's senile? one day joe biden wakes up, raised by puerto ricans, he was a truck driver and has oil cancer. and then what if the next days he wakes up and mistakes xi jinping for emperor and tries to attack him with the intrepid museum. >> is that his -- did you call him xi jinping. >> i do. all the cool guys do. >> xixi. >> we were working out with him last summit, hey, get your pr's up. >> pyro. >> yes. >> do you believe these swing state polls, do you know what is going to happen, what can i say about the voting, the democrats know how to -- they know how to get those votes, like the mail-in situation. how much can i say, they are going to find a lot of votes in those areas. >> basically say democrats are better at elections than
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republicans in every single state, even if it's a republican state. democrats know how to run elections, they know how to maximize votes and republicans are not good at that. that said, republicans need to wake up because obviously this is an important election. and when it comes to the polls i think it's important to discuss the polls. i think important to look for trends. but if republicans start getting cocky with these polls that show, trump's winning in all the swing states, you don't win in march. you win in november. so, they need to keep the foot on the gas and they need to make sure that they're mobilizing those swing state independent noncommitted voters. there aren't a lot of them. let's face it, everybody you know probably has decided who they are going to vote for in november. trump needs to be laser focused in communicating to them i am not going to be dangerous, i am going to defend america's interest. i am not the end of the democracy, the other guy is. when it comes to
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treating humans and americans equally i'm the guy to do that. he needs to be laser focused on that. i think he is getting there, republicans need to follow suit with the entire party. >> and no more this waiting until election day, we have to get in there and vote early. >> republicans -- i don't like to pay taxes -- >> philosophy though. we think of voting as a privilege and something you earn the right to do. we don't -- i am speaking in generalities. that's how we generally think about it. and the other side tends to think about it, get all the numbers you can that's why you see the -- we'll sign you up, come vote. most of us it's a right, it's a rite of passage. when i do it i think about my grandmother when she earned the right to vote. it is a personal thing the republicans. but -- that's why mail be hip voting. you have to do your part. >> romanticized. >> that's not going to work. >> they have to get out there and vote early, am i right?
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>> our immigration mess, dualing former visits, president trump and president biden visited the border, only one of them remembers the alamo. >> nice. >> trump was in eagle pass criticizing the president's lack policies. role joe blaming republicans for blocking
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immigration legislation. but as biden really serious about the border? because the white house just made up a sweet new sounding euphemism for illegal aliens, referred to you newcomers, according to this official white house fact sheet. the rebrand is being roasted online for a shameless attempt to de-stigmatize a krill number act. enhanced interrogation technique. >> okay. newcomers, kat, this is a new thing, i wonder why they are pulling this out now. why go to the border and then -- you know, to try to sound like a tough guy and come out with this newcomers thing? >> that's just it. somebody missed the number mow. somebody was writing that based on joe biden 2020 and not joe biden now. not getting the memo he was supposed to be a tough guy on immigration now. it isn't all politics which is why i can't
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stand when politicians accusing each other of politics. biden, we'd love to fix this but the republicans won't let us. if it was really that important the deal would have been about immigration and the border for example and not funded all these various foreign wars and other things. >> yeah. >> it's all politics, somebody missed the memo we weren't doing it that way anymore. >> doesn't everyone know the narrative at this point, tyrus, basically had the border open, we know what they're doing, they are shipping people all around the country, they're calling them newcomers, what good -- it's almost bad for him to go down to the borderment it's bad if you're not on their side of things. what kat just said was too brilliant for them. they are literally saying split the dif, we are going to look tough in front of the border but we don't want to upset our progressives so we'll go down there and look tough and wall them newcomers, but we'll do it tough. so,
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everybody will be happy. and kat gave them an out to even the way to do it, it's old school thing. no, no, that's what you do, you are telling a guy who can't remember one foot goes in front of the other to split the dif which means have you to know two things and make us convince it's one. so, that's what he was doing of the and he did it horribly because he can't anymore. so, when he goes to these places, at this point because they can't say, we're good with this situation. our side of the street the democrats, we are fine, we call them newcomers, we have no problem with open borders, we are fine with this. that's why we got rid of all the executive orders because i could do it myself if i wanted to. i don't want to. i stopped them for a reason. this is how we look at our version of america. and #newcomers, you should remember that and vote accordingly, america, period. you don't need joe biden to know where he
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stands, his actions -- if you have to be blind not to see it, if you are blind, i am sorry, you can see it. >> they are seeing it in the cities, flu cities, people see this influx coming in, even people who sympathize with biden's border policies, what are we going to do? we are in up to our neck and at some point they can't turn off the spigot because they've said the borders are open. >> and i think tyrus really nailed the point of this is a fundamental problem within this white house. this language of newcnewcomers copping out. no mr what joe biden does looking tough, fundamentally this is their vision, to use tyrus' phrase of what america is. what upsets me most, they are treating these illegal migrants as freshmen at orientation. they call them newcomers, they give them their id, their food card, their dorm, and much like how
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they're treating student loans, the american taxpayers are on the hook for. there is a common college migrant tie here and that is a huge problem not own for joe biden the election because the cities are starting to realize, we're getting screwed here. we put this guy in office, we thought we were going to get a lot of handouts and our budgets are decimated by illegals. this is not how our system works, we help people when they are in need, it's temporary, not permanent. what we are doing for illegal migrants, we need to make that point, is hurting our citizens. and there is no end in sight to it, tom. that's the issue. go back to the college analogy. >> i love your college analogy. >> you go to college for four, maybe five years, these migrants are going to be on the doll permanently and that's a huge issue. i understand when somebody comes here legally, they may get some assistance right off the bat but the goal
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is to get them in the system working, being productive members. we've seen so many tiktok videos of migrants saying, i'm here, i'm on the dole for life, that's a problem. >> that's a problem, what are we going to do about it? that's right. >> tom, i hate that college analogy. at my orientation my roommate's dad tried to introduce me to co-eds. so, embarrassing, you know. i could get rejected on my own. i will say this, the left is great at euphemisms like it's a border bill that gives discretionary power to homeland security team -- same thing i do on first dates, you don't want them to know about the past, you want them to know about the good things they are doing now, unlike president biden i can hold in my farts. >> that's right. okay. up next.
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full wolf costume, instead of hanging on the grid iron he faces 50 years behind iron bars, he could have been sentenced to 50 years watching the jets play. but what's the best way for a lawyer to defend the honor and reputation of a self-described chiefs aholic, how about use as many football references as possible. let's see that. >> from the beginning this case, folks, the government has been blitzing, and xavier's pocket was collapsing. but today, xavier stepped into the pressure, we know he doesn't give up. we know that if he stumbled and he fell, he didn't let his knee touch the ground. >> somewhere in heaven even john madden is saying, whoa, tone it down. >> listen. >> tyrus, come on.
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>> that is the sweetest most dedicated lawyer, i wouldn't let him represent me for one second. if i was being told bad news i would want it from him. like his client was so guilty the best thing he could do was give him a cool press conference. like, the fact that we're even calling this dude, talking about his pass time, he is a bank robber. like that should be bank robber, who gives -- what he did on saturdays and sundays. like why -- and this country we've gotten -- we need to know everyone's back story, because of this behavior why there is no tyrus and timpf pod cost, we told you the back story and now the media has taken that away from us because now we know what his joy was that the little wolf was actually a bank robber. >> that's right. >> $800,000? if you earn
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$800,000 in a career, you are beyond successful. the fact that we are not calling him the bank robber is -- america get back to basics. bank robber. oh, by the way for later tonight, the entertainment section, he went to chiefs games. >> kat, that's what he wants to be known for, that's where his heart is, at heart he's achieves fan. >> i think he might be on to something like this it's crazy. don't get me wrong. that town really loves football. i don't know. it could work. maybe one jerk, yeah, i love that guy, right? here is the thing, if it doesn't work, based on that video being so crazy, you could play it as potential evidence that he did not have adequate representation at trial. >> it could. >> assistance of council.
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>> you know, kat has an interesting theory, he is putting it out there, the potential jury pool, you know, he knows he is going to be in good standing if he looks over and one of the people in the jury is dressed like a wolf. he's definitely going to get the sympathetic wolf vote. i like your ineffective assistance of council approach. hey, i went to law school with potential lawyers, we're not a cool people so if you try to be cool you're going to fail. as i discover, 5:00 a.m. to 6:00 a.m. every morning on "fox & friends." but the bigger issue to tyrus' point, not only did he fail with his verbal shenanigans his lawyer, he picked the worse possible case, this isn't public intoxication where a few puns would be funny, in the words of the prosecutor, "a violent crime spree across the midwest that traumatized bank employees."
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maybe avoid the football puns. also, when you refer to pleading guilty, there is no football analogy to pleading guilty. there is no football equivalent to pleading guilty. it was an abject fail but ineffective assistance of council. you may be up to something, timpf. >> maybe forfeit would plead guilty. >> i will be honest with you, a punt -- you are giving up -- >> you get to live another day. >> that's my whole point and you are still talking about his football. this man was a masked bank robber, he was going to buy the chiefs if he had two more years on the streets. >> was going to the wolf, he was going to sell to the wolf. joe, i know you are going to defend this guy. >> i thought maybe he and his lawyer always talk in football terms. so, what if he robbed banks in football terms. i need to intercept that deposit.
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>> welcome to mailing it in at steve or 11:30 asks, what is your favorite decade and why. todd piro. >> i did grow up in the 40s, yes. i had a rag time band that you were in the 30s. 80s. everything just made sense. like, i just feel like the 80s, the hair was big, the clothes were bigger. but just life made sense. it wasn't linear like abcd, the 90s things started getting weird. 2000s went off the rail. the 80s were just right. >> he -- they love it. interesting. what do you think, maki, 80s was your hey day. >> i say favorite decade of all time 20 ad to 30 ad. you got the last semblance of old testament where you are partying and having fun. and then you're
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still around for jesus to forgive you. and it just beat out 10,000 bc to 9990 by where they weren't so strict about pants. >> i can see that. tyrus, i didn't think we were going back to -- >> he makes a great point. listen, this obviously was written by someone who has seen a lot of decades. kat you have two to reference. like, i got one more? favorite decade is whatever time you were growing up as a kid, you didn't know how -- up the world is. you know, todd apparently was in the 80s, i was middle 80s, your childhood when the car -- refrigerator box leads to so many wonderful things, can you make a fort out of it, it becomes a weapon that you slide down the street in it. life was simple, it was easy, you got kicked out in the morning, you didn't -- you had to live off a
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garden hose and a twinkie and you were fine. the last thing you wanted to do was come in when the sun went down because life was beautiful, it was great. worse thing happened someone didn't check yes or no in the box that liked you, and you were fine, you moved on. it was whenever you were a kid. in my opinion. >> whenever you were a kid. the 90s, is that your decade. >> that's when i was a kid. do you know what, i will say the current one because that's when i met my husband. >> oh, yeah. >> and now how bad does todd look? >> horrible. >> the entire panel is like, thanks, kat. >> you're welcome. >> every time i am on the show, two nights ag, porn, i don't love the decade which i lived with you. >> i'm just saying i don't know your wife if i was her i wouldn't start that fight. >> the only one -- >> i didn't answer it get. >> joe's life, one time it paid
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off. >> but i didn't answer. i am going with kat's answer right now. boomer 1961 asks, is there a lie you told as a young kid you never have come clean about, what is it? oh, tyrus. >> i used to lie to my friends at school that robert par require was my dad. he was on the road playing basketball, that's why he wasn't at the father son camp. and one time a kid was like they're playing the lakers in la tonight. i beat the -- to keep my secret. but i was the chief's son and they asked me what my nickname was and i said tonto not knowing what tonto met which is indian for blind leader which means stupid. but that was my lie. robert parrish wherever you are, thanks dad. >> to think someone got beat up at the end of that. >> he had it coming. >> come clean now, what was the lie you told as a kid.
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>> nothing. >> nothing? >> i was raised to fear the devil. so, i didn't mess around with that. and also, anything i might have done that was wrong, i confessed to a priest years ago. >> well, i wouldn't do anything wrong. so, then i would go into confession i had nothing to say i would say i stole a candy bar, i didn't. >> you have to go back in. >> i lied to the last -- i was like, you know, endless chain. i'm not trying to earn points here. i really wasn't allowed to lie so i didn't lie a lot growing up. i saw how angry my dad got bill clinton, that put the fear of god in me. i saw -- you can do anything in life, you could mess up but never lie. so, not a liar here. >> robert parrish told me the same thing. >> makki, what did you lie about as a kid? is. >> i lied quite a lot. that's
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all i have to say about it. just a lot of lies. a lot of lies. okay, do we have another one. what actor would you want to bring back from the dead to resurrect the movie industry. >> i haven't had a lot of laugh from this audience, i've been a straight man today. attempt to earn cheap points, ronald reagan. >> ronald reagan, the come back. >> and i know how to play you people. tyrus -- >> d block. >> do you have a left -- tyrus? >> who would i bring, an actor i would bring back? >> yeah, to respect the movie industry. >> i wouldn't bring back anybody that was gone, james earl jones help us, you are the only one james earl jones. yeah, we need old movies, jack nicholson, form -- >> he is still around. >> all the guys that can save us are still here, that's the
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point. >> kat, name an actor. >> i don't need movies, every day is better than imagination. since i met my husband. >> maki,. >> what did you do -- >> serious. >> >> i'm already done. i'm just going to count my losses. >> his mother saw the porno episode. >> and she liked it. and now she is watching tonight's episode, where he referenced the porno episode with her friend in florida. now we're embarrassing me in front of my friends. >> member you should have learned how to lie, todd. like me and joe. >> matthew, give me an actor. >> i would say john wayne. i would just -- i would -- >> john wayne. >> i would enjoy listening to people try to explain preferred pronouned to him. he would be
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like mean like pilgrim? >> all right. up next. will chatting about friends lead to a dead end?
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>> starting in 5 words, gossip is good for you. new study says, todd, researchers say gossip provides social benefits and helpful to gain information about people's representations, everyone is truthful, gossip is good, do you agree? >> what if they are lying? then their reputation is ruined, you ruined somebody because you told a lie. they used a computer simulation to evaluate the effects. watch the housewives, will you get all the information you need on gossip. this story is stupid. >> stupid, he says, he didn't peeve it. you watch reality tv.
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kat. >> it's a female trait. >> oh, greg. come on. gossip is horrible. it's absolutely wrong with one exception. if i don't like the person we're talking about. then it's healthy and good. >> tyrus, what do you think, assuming todd piro looks on the dark side, assuming everyone is telling the truth, can it be good. >> if you are looking for a whooping, yeah. from where i am from if you are talking about me i'm not present that means you are talking behind my back so it doesn't matter what you are trying to say, why am i in your thoughts pray tell, when i am not there to defend myself. people rarely go behind your back to say tyrus is wonderful, please don't tell him i said this, he make moose my day better. whenever i see tyrus, nobody ever said that behind
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your back. hey, kat, do you have a second? no suit, he wears a hat, he bullies everybody, he is rude, did i mention the black thing? don't tell him. that's gossip. this was done by people who -- this is obviously and men gossip way more than they should, women do it better, at least they stick together, we don't get included in that. gossip to a stripper or a hooker. and it ends up -- brother, yeah, i know. then you end up on -- then you end up on tmz because you gossipped about your wife not understanding you to a stripper in -- the dude gossip with dudes ends up horrible because they don't know how to do it right. >> working with tyrus is wonderful, he's a great guy to work for. >> that's what we were talking about. >> i gossip about myself to people that don't know me hoping that it will filter to people that do know me. so,.
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