right now. that officer exchanged gunfire with marino. woclaimed the woman claimed to s a bomb in her bag and shouted at officers to sto p shooting. i >> she also had her seven year old son with her. he was shot in the head and is fighting for his life. police ordered marino to stop shooting the, but she did not. listen and they shot and killed her son. >> you know,>> sean: the the onn that stands out, matt, you notice the people running in one direction and law enforcement that often get trashe eople ind by people in the media, they're running towards the troublvee. att, t brave heroes, all of them, and security as well. all right,ha you matt thank you. horrifying. all right. that's all the time we al thank y. is evening always. thank you for being with us. thank you for making the show possible. please setsible.ce set yr dv dv ever, ever, ever mess it up. a soda handymiss. let let your heart be trouble. greg gutfeld is. hope you have a great weekena d

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and finally this week, a kentucky couple got marrieddig in a gas station men's room. and if you want to get them a wedding present, you can't. go go wrong with a can of lysol. >> go ahead. the last one to leave us. >> and now to the news.y jo they say jews, ancient likes pou the acropolis. but trump's a dangerous populist, accordinlist accg to a new bloomberg poll. swing state voters find biden too old and trump too dangerous. quote overall, eight ind ten voters in crucial andtes said biden was too ol and despite finding him dangerous, voters were more likely to describs wereey as being mentally fit. by the way, it's kind of a side note. l agrethey all agreed oppenheimr is a shoo in for best picture. not only that, trump is ahead in every swing state swinevada, that really matters in november. he's up by six points in pennsylvania, nevada, georgia anda and arizona and les by nine in north carolinail

and four in wisconsin. >> but biden still holds an edge in mexico, so it's not wone looking good for the big guyr . >> i wonder what he has to say. no, no, no. >> look, look, i've i've my my mind is very fine.l trap, >> i i've got a mind likeng a steel trap. i remember everything. seems like only yesterday i was take dowpop withn corn pop withy chain and, you know, riding amtrak with my special key. i rememberything. everything bd i was before. when the i invented the interne. tell you tha t i was named after sir edmund hillary. that's right. that's before i became the first black president. presidenbut i want to tell you,d not have sex with that woman, miss lewinsky by now. oh, my hands cramped up.

hard stuff. all right, todd, i mean, does, e that surprise you, this poll and what do you think is worseft of voters finding you too old or too dangerous? >> i lov e fact that democrats were trying to hide biden's age from us for so long. but thatt secr pesky secret gott because he's the president. bithink it's kind of haridd, tough to hide that for so long. >> i think the age thing is a much bigger issu e than the dangerous thing. that said, if i'm trump, i make sure fore swin the state voterse that i communicate what manyo people saying on the left as dangerous is a foreign policy that's going to get out l of foreign wars, that's going to be cheaper and is actually going to be safer forgs americans in the long run. it's on trump to communicateth that messagein the within the confines of a mainstream media that's against him. th he do that,she does he'll he'll chip away at that dangerousness. there's nothing joe bidehere is do between now and november to chip away at the age because things don't get better

with age unless they're wine. >> and obviously, joe biden'is d getting better with age. so that goes back to the overall point. are they goingmore and mor to hm more and more in an electioni year like they did in 2020? whyi i don't know. i don't think they can. and that'sis in tr why i think joe biden's in trouble. >> what do you think, tyrus? dimean, that's a good point by todd. the idea that age, i mean, if it's changinit'scause heg any d, it's getting worse because he's getting older. >> because we all get better when we get older. that'solder, t all tell ourselvs because we don't look in the mirror anymore. elvegets bno one gets better wh. they get older, except maybe me. actubut no, i actually it's funy because look at that chip to fill up this morning and walk around with a cane. turnd 51 and it's over, man. >> like, i'm jus. fallt fallingt here. but let's let's just break it down. very simple. let's not get lost. let's leave politics out for once. les let's try the try first.t kat, don't spit your water out. an're not going to talk about politics right now. we're just going to take old you s two words.s, t okay. that's your choice. yeah. you're in the pound, need a riu

need a dog to protect the house. and you got this really nice, lo sweet old dog who will look up n and watch them come in and rob your house. >> now, in his mind, he's like, get up, growl bark, maybe bite if they're close enough and get old.y. f the propert but he's old, so he just sits there and goes, well. or the dangerous that's barkinga all the time and nobody will come near your yard because they can hear the barks and just the sound of those barke fors are enough for some reason for north korea not to worry about the programhe and warns not to break out. so give me the lou d dog in the front yard. that's dangerous because everyone will know . it's dangerous and we'll stay away from my house or have the old dog ang and wonder why everybody's with us so that is something. >> so actually what tyrussadvan

is cat is the dangerous mightta be disadvantage as long as he can convince them he's dangerous in the right places. right. ave gottenfirst of all, i've goy better with age. >> yesh,, i have three cats. yeah. and every single way. but there will bthat e point where that does not apply anymore. and i thinefork be way before n of biden's age, because i think by then i'll be dead. so like no shade. it's not bad that he's old. i really don't think it's an a age. h it's the fact that regardless of age i've said this so many timeseem t what's, he doesn't s what's going on a significant me of time.'m i mean, even the dog you're describing is aware that, you know, i'm at home right now. right? like, i'm sorry. yeah, i don't know. t ofi think that a lot of us, i think, are just feeling like t ,are we really going to have to do this again? for know, i don't remember las the election last time around being an emotionally stable time for us asuntry. yeah. a coe yeah. and i and i think it's going to be pushed. d it's going to be pushed away, as they say. wellk toddey, i think, todd, i k

they're going to have to hide the guy. i don't thinut there ak he's rea to be out there a lot, but they're just going to say it's not about biden,like w it's about democracy. they're going to use the same talking points and we're all going to feel like ithing og in the same thing over and over again. >> and then it will be ove r. >> but candidate that's the thing is can you still keep saying dangerousabout as a wara about trump because we've had i think after he alreadyidency e a presidency, i think that it's a lot harder to continue to use those talking points. absolutely. i think especially since so many those things did turn out to be overblowfne bn. >> people are suspicious of any criticism of him or some people are certainl foy suspicious of it for sure. and that may be wh y they need the january 6th thing. right. they want to play it like he was some kind of insurrectioniste ki they goth to up the stakes because last time they said if he takes the reinignss of the country, we going downhill. and things were okay. so they theywrit to kind of rewe the script, right? >> mackie yeah, that's all i got. correcone quick correction. >> todd cheese also gets better with age cheat oh yesdate and wouldn't the more dangerous

of the two candidates be thethas that's senile because likeck one day joe biden wakes up he's raised by puerto ricans. he was a truck drive r and hasf th oil cancer. >> and then what if the nexte nm day he wakes up and mistakes jin paying for ever and then tries a to attack him with the intrepidh museum there? >> do you call him? >> hey, i do. all the cool guys do it. when we were working out with him last year at the summit sum. really? get your pictures up. yeah. yeah d that's it.polls, pyro? yes, these. do you believe these du know w swinge vo state polls? because you know what's going to happen. i mean, what can i say about the votings that? the democrats, they know how too they know how totes, get thoset. votes like the mail in situation. i mean, how much of thisn canea. i say they're going to find a lot of votes in those areas? i think the way you count it,

thomas, to basically say democrats are better at elections than republicans in every single state, even if it's aemocrats republican state. democrats know how to run elections. they know how to maximize vote s . and republicans, for whatever reason, are not good at that. aid,publicanthat said, republict to wake up because obviously thisan is an important elections and when it comes to the polls,e i think it's important to discuss the polls. i think it's important to look for trends start. but if republicans t start getting cocky with these polls that shorump's winw trumpg in all the swing states, nove, you win in march in november. so they need to keep the foot on the gas and they need t to make sure that they're mobilizing those swing, independent, non committed voters. there are a lot of the let's m i meandecide ,let's face it, everybody, you know, probably has decided i who going to vote for in november. but for those people who haven't yet decided, i trump toa be laser focused in getting and communicating to thetim i am that i'm not going to beam dangerous, i'm going to defend america's interests. i'm noerica'i am nott to be thed of democracy.

the other guy is. and when it cot to treating humo and americans equally, i'm theah guy to do that. he needs to be laser focused on that. and ere, ri think he's getting . republicans need to follow suit with the entire parto morey. ea. >> and no more of this waitingns until election day. we got to get in there and vote early. like i republicans don't want po to do. i don't like to pay taxes, but i do it because i have what isophs in philosophy, thouh we think of voting as a privilege and something you earn the right to do. we don't want we don't spe. i'm speaking in generalities, but like that's how we generally thinher sidek about iu and the other side tends to think about it as just get all the number-- ws you. that's why you see the masss text is like, well, sign you up, come vote for most i of us. like it's a it's a right, it's a right of passage. you talk about it, you takae ofa work, you plan around it. it's one thing when you when is a it, i thinkn about my grandmother, when she had earned the right to vote like it's a it seems to bl e more of a personal thing the republicans but that's whithy e in voting and stuff.d. >> oh, no. tha you do what you've got to do your part. yeaht'to work., the man doesn'tt

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to brownsville, blaming republicans for blocking immigration legislation. but is biden really serious about the border? apparently not, because the white house just madup ae a sweet new sounding euphemism for illegal aliens i. illegals are now referred to as newcomers, according to this official white house fact sheet. the ridiculous rebrand ondrightfully being roaste roasd online for a shameless attempt to destigmatize a criminal act . it's like when greg calls exposing himself on the sidewalacced interrk enhd interrogation techniques. okay.ne newcomers. kat, thiw thin is a new thing.tn i wonder why they're pulling this out now. wh- yoy go to the border and ths try to try to sound like a tough guy. and then up with this someb newcomer's thing. >> well, that's just it, right? somebody missed the memood. bad >> somebody was writing that based on joe 2020 and not joe biden and now not getting the that he was supposed to be a tough guy on immigration now. yeah, i thinmigratiok it's so mh

of that. and it's all politics, right? which is why i can'tn' stand whg politicians accused each other of playing politics like. repuut that wa other os what bin that's all he really said is, well, i'd love to fix this, but the republicans won't let us they blocked that deal. it's like, well, if it was really that important that the deal would just been about immigration and the thiner, for examplation an foret funded all these various foreign wars and other things. >> y it', it's all politics. wer i think somebody just kind of missed the memo that we weren't doing it that way anymore. what good is it to go down to that border when it we kryone know the narrative at this point? thra said they basically they'rd the border open. we know what they're doing. they're shipping people all aroundre the country.d fo >> they're calling them newcomers. what good is it's almost badif u him to go down to the border. >> it looks bad. it's bad if you're not on side of things. like what catcher said was , too d brilliant for them. like it's they're literally we the diff, like we're going to look tough in front of the border, but we'rupseoue we don't wantto to upset our progressives so we'll call we'll go down thereat

and, look tough and call them newcomers, but we'll do it tough. so will be happy.at yeah. and kat gave them an out too.atw even the way to do it is like saying, oh, it's an old schoolht thing. no, no, that's what you want i to do. you're telling a guy who can't remembern one foot goes in frot of the other to split the diff ,which means you have to know two things and makee us convinced that it's one. so that's what he was doing. and he did i t horribly becauseo he can't anymore. thesn he goes to these places, they're just at this point because they they can't saisy we're good with thir situation. our side of the street,em the democrats, we are fine. we cal newl them newcomers.h we have no problems with open borders. we are fine with this. that'sth why we got rid of all the executive orders becauser could do it myself if i wantedii to. yeah, i don't want to. i stoppes how wed them for a re. this is how we look at our version of america and hashtagav newcomers. you should remember that and vote accordinglyotaccordin.

period. you don't need joe biden speech from joe biden to knowands, hi he stands his actions. you'd have to be blind not to see. >> and if you are blind, i'm sorry, but you can see it and everybody's seeing it. es, l todd simple. they're seeing it in the cities. we're seeing blue cities. >> people see this influx coming in. even people who kind of sympathiz se with biden's border policies, now they realize, like, what are we going to do? we're kind of in up to ourth neck. and at some point, they can't turn off the spigot because they've already said the borders are open. hink tyr reallright and i thinky nailed the point of this is a fundamental problem within this white house. this language of newcomersrsne popping out no matter what joe biden trying to look tough. it's all an act because fundamentally, thitough, fs is r vision, to use this phraseca of what america is. are what upsets me most about that, they treatingke these illegal migrants as freshmen orientation.y give they call them newcomers. them thethey give them their i. their food card, their dorm

and much like how they're treating student loans, the american taxpayers are on the hook for it. cograns a common college migrant tie here, and that is a huge problem. noe bit for joe biden in the rea election, because the cities are starting to realize, heye g we're getting screwed here. we put this guy in office, we thought we'r e going to get a lot of good handouts and our budgets are getting decimated, these illegals. but it's a fundamental problem folegals. r america because thie how our system works. >> we help people whenel in nee, but it's temporary. it's not permanent. and what we're. wh are for these illegal migrants who aren't citizens, by the way, we need to make that pointhurtinr is hg our citizens. >> and there's no end in sighthn . tom, that's the issue. this is a go back to the college analogy. collegey. , thes >> i'll leave it.e i love your college. and this is you go to college for four, maybe five years. are be to beeare goingmigr on the dole permanently. and that's a huge issue. ie. ce >> i understand when somebody comes here legally, they may

get some assistance bat goale rf the bat, but the goal is toe get them in the system working,g being productive members. we've seen so many tiktok videos of these migrantssaying,, i'm here. i'm on the dole for life. they look. that's a problem. that's a problem. what are we going to do about it? that's right, tom. >> i hate that college analogy at orientation, my roommate's dad tried to introduce meo, to coeds. o so embarrassing. you know, i can get rejectedt on my own. oh, i'll say this.eu the left is greaphemist at euphs like it's a border bill that gives discretionary power to the homeland security chief that we're trying to impeach right now for not doing its job. it's the same thing i do on first dates. date, you don't want themem to to know about the past. you only want them to knowkn about the good things you're doing now. except unlike president bideg n >>can hold in mymy.

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the games in a full wolf costume. now, insteadf hanging on the gridiron, he faces 50 years behind iron bars. sene it could be worse. he could have been sentenced to 50 years of watching the jets play. defend oh. oh, yeah. but what's the best way foher? a lawyer to defend the honora sf and reputation of a self-described dubbed chiefs aholic? >> how about use many football references as possible? let't's ses say that from the beginning of this case, folk govers, the government hasn blitzing and xavier his pocket was collapsing. but todaday,y xavier stepped in. the pressure. we know that he doesn't give u p . we knoew that if he stumbled and he fell, he didn't let his knee touch the ground. oh, devin, even john madden saying, whoa, tone it down.

but to put that hard lesson time, that is the sweetest, i wn most dedicated lawyer. i wouldn't let him represent mea for one second. but -- but if i was being told wod news, i'd want it from him. yeah, like that.clie his clientnt so guilty. cou >> the best thing he could do l, fas give him a cool press conference likcte the fact that we're even calling this dude talking his past time. he's a bank robber. did >> like that should be bank robber who gives of what dids on saturdays and sundays. why in this country have we've gotten? we need to know everyone's bay. tor that's because of this behavior is why there's no more tyreesebk tim podcast. because our whole thing was based on prequels. we told you the back storywe and now the media is taking that away fromwhat us because nw we know what his joy was, that the little wolf was a a ba. robber.

that's right. he is $800,000. if you earn $800,000 in a career, you are beyond the factk that we are not calling him i the bank robber, isn't america. get back to basics bank robber. oh, by the way, for later tonight, the entertainment section he went to chiefs games, but he cas gamen i mean, that's what he wants to be known for. that's where his heartrt at heat . >> he's a chiefs fan. so i thinkhi he actuallye might be on to something with this because it's crazy, right? >> don't get me wrong. but from what i understand, that town, like, really loves jerkball't. it. >> i don't know. it could work. maybe one juror could be like, yeah, not going to. yeah, i love that guy. right. and here. but here's the thing. videt work based on that video being so crazy,t you could play it as potential evidence that he did not have adequatatreprese presentat you could just yeah ineffective

is. thank you. thank you for your job kat has. but that you know kat has anl jy interesting theory. he's putting it out there because then the potential jury pool, you know he's he knowsl, u going he's going to be in good standing if he looks over. keand one of the people in the jury is dressed like a wolf. yo he's definitely going to get the sympathetic wolf vote. i like your ineffective assistance a of counsel approacn that's that's a good call. i view this from, hey, i went co to law school with, you know, potential lawyers were not a cool people. so if you try to be cool, a you're going to fail. as i discover 5 a.m. to 6 a.m every morning, i but the bigger issue to tie was this point nots only did he fail with his verbal shenanigans. >> this lawyer he picked, here a the worst possible case to this is in public intoxication or, in maybe a few puns would be funny in the words of the prosecutor. quotfe a violent crime spree across the midwestnk that traumatized bank employees. so i don't know, maybe avoid ref

the football puns there. also, when you refer to pleading guilty, there's no football analogy to pleading guilty. there's no football equivalent to pleading guilty. to p maybe avoid the football puns here. it was an abject failure. ject faibut it could be ineffece assistance of counsel. >> you may you may be up to something. tim mack blake were you went there maybe forfeit would be pleadilty. guilty. hon >> but i'll be honest with you, a punt is kind of a forfeit. is you giving up the spot you get to live anothes myr. s this guy brought back cyrus. oh, boy. and you're still talkingis man s football. yes. that was a mask. yeah. bank robber. g to b i fell into.years he was literally going to by the chiefs. he had four years on the streett . right. so our court was to sell going you the law. you're right. he was going to sell to the wolf. joe, i. >> you're going to defend this guy or i just thought maybe he and his lawyeo defethis guy. r always talkhe in football terms. yes. so what if he robbed banks r in football terms? i need to intercept that depositcept.

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fun and then you're still around for. forgive you. and it was it just it just beat out 10,000 b.c. to 9990 b.c., where they just weren't sostrict strict about. going i can see that tyrus. i didn't think we were going to go all the way back it all. o >> but he's he's makes a great point. n listen, this obviously was written by someone who's seen a lot of decades. re? yeah, but can you have what to to reference. yeah. likee decade i i got what one m listen their favorite decade is with every time y have growig up as a kid because you didn't know how the world is you know,, the tide apparently was in the eighties. yeah i was a middlre and i'm saying it's your childhood when you're when a car cardboard when a refrigeratoeadssor leaveo many wonderful things, you can make a ford ou itt, it eventualy becomes a weapon. then you slide down the street and it it. like, life was simpl. it was easy. - you got kicked out in the mornin- yohag you didn't you had

to live off a garden hose and an kiand you were fine. but the last thing you wanted to do was come when the sun went down because life was beautiful. it was great. worst thing happened is someone didn't check yes or no in the wax that they liked you anlid yd were fine.er you moved on. so it was whenever you were a kid, in my opinion you. you we >> all right. >>enever you were a kid. >> so the 90s. the 90s. is that your decade? what ds when io you think that n i was a kid you know what i'll say the current one, becauseh. that's when i met my husband. >> oh, and now? and now. how bad does todd look? horrible orrible. i know the entire panels like his cat a while ago. >> you know, every time i'm on the show, i have to defend some. nightsmy wife too much about .oi now, i don't love the decade yo. in which i live with you. >> well, i would not. what i would. i would say i don't know your years i won't start doingn'

i didn't have three shows life of bachelor. this is a one time it paid off but i didn't answer.r ri i'm going to go with cats. now.h. yea and boomer 1961 asks, is there a lie you as a young kid,e clea that you never have come cleanoy about? >> what is it? oh, tyrus. i used to lie to my friend s at school that robert parrish was my dad from the boston celtics, and we were in california. he was on the road playing basketballe wasn't a. that's why he wasn't at the father-son camp. and one time. a kid was like, they're playing the lakers in l.a. tonighti bea, and beat the got to keep me wecrei wat. but i was the chief son ande they asked me what my nickname was, and i said, tonto, nottont but ing what tonto meant, whicoh is indian for a blind leader. which means which means stupidt . but that was my lie. oh, my god. my parents, whoever you are. parr ared. k some >> you're free. and to think that someone got beat up at theont beathe end ofh >> that's amazing, cat. well, he had a coming.

did come . was >> now, what was it?to what was the light you told as a kid? nothing. nothing. i was raised to fear f the devia devi i sol.around i mess around withg and also anything i might have might have done that was i wrong. >> i confessed to a priest years ago. wh anythingy? i. i wouldn't do anything wrong. so then i would go into confession . i had nothing to say. so i would make up. i would say i stole a candy bar. i didn'ti di have tock in. . as so then i'd be like, the next time you have to go, i lied to the lasliket. i was like, you know, crazy.t i'm not trying to, like, earn points here. like, i really wasn't allowed to lie, so i didn't lie a lot. growing up.w angr i saw how angry my dad got when bill clinton was in office and all the lies he told over the monica lewinsky that just pud t fear of god in me. so i saw how you can dolie. anything life. you can mess up like never lie. so not not a liar. yes. and you know, robert parish told me the same thing. m >> maggie, what did you lie

about as a kid? >> i lied quite a lot. but that's all i have to say about it. ies. a just a lot of lies, huh? >> a lot of lies. okay. don't we have another one? what actor what act? m th actor? would you want to bring from o the dead to resurrect the movie industry type hero? >> yeah. froms d a of laughs from this audience so far because i've been the straight man today, sto o attempt to earn cheaponal points for ronald reagan. no ronald reagan to come back. okay. >> hey, i know how to play you people. yeah. tyrau have a block do you have i pandering in congress? >> who would i bring an actor i'd bring back? >> y thisresurrect movie industry. oh, he'd have to be goode with pyro. ear i wouldn't bring back anyone that was already gone. i'd just be like james earl joneshelp us, onls, help us., we you're the only one james earl jones like. yeah, he could be. we ol need some old movies?>> >> jack nicholson. come on, guys. you uniform. like a like i'm like t,

he's still around. it's like, yeah, all the guys that can save us are still here. yeah, and that's the point that they can name an actoat's r. i don't need movies because every day is better than imaginatio imagisincn since i mt my husband. wha oh, maggie. maggie, what did you do to kill this serious new invention? >> would you go with that, losses todd i'm already done. so, yeah., i'm going to kill him. >> i lost his mother, saw the whisode, it. and she liked it. and now she's watching tonight's episode. th where were you? reference the office over two months ago with her friendsa in. so now we're embarrassing me in front of her friends. hi, moss in fronofm. ie >> maybe you should have learned how to lie to. >>todds. my dad did it in joe. give me an here. i would say john wayne. i would just add that i read john wayne so. try >> i would enjoy i would enjoy listening to people try h to explain preferred pronouns, to hea. her john.

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you watch reality tv, don't you get the. okay, so his is gossip. can it be good? it's a it's a way.s i think it's a very female trait gossip. am i wrong for saying that? oha fema, oyeah. >> greg, gossip is horrible. one it's absolutely wrong with one exception, which is if i don't like the person we're talking then you out, then it's. yeah, healthy and good. >> yeah. taras, what do you think amongpi white people nowro? ssumin todd piro, he looks on the dark side of everything, assuming everyone is tellintelling truthn it be good? >> i mean, if you looking for an woman? yeah, becausaoopinge that's bece where i'm from, if you're about me and i'm not present, that means you're talking behind my backo it . so it doesn't matter what you were trying to say. why are you. why are my in your thoughtsto tell when i'm not even present to defend myself so and chances are people rarely go behind your back to say, you know, tigress is wonderful. i love working with him. i am so please don't tell him, e i said this, but he just makesus day better. like whenever i see tigress,

it's like, ha, nobody' r saids ever, kat, said that behind your back? they're like, hey, cat, you go t a second? rs i guess to put up with his tyra's thing. hat,t. io he wears a hat. he bullies everybody. he's rude, dimensionalthe blac black thing. >> but don't tell him that's gossip. this was done by peopleould, who this is obviously. and men gossip way more than they should. wo, atit's because women do it r if they stick together. we don't get included in thainca guys gossip and they get pillow talk. they gossip, too, like a stripper or a . oh, yeah. ends up on and then it endyos uo he had a brother. yeah, i know. and then and then you end upippe on then you end up on tmz ord aa whatever because you gossip about your wife not understanding you to stripper and i do gossip with dudes ends up always horribleible bec beca> they don't know how to do it right. >> machih tyru working with tyra is wonderful. >> he's a great guy to work for. that's what we were just talking about. but at we i gossip about myselft do to people that don't knon'w me,

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