points and many voters still have concerns about his age. and he made that case for the speed and sharpness that someone like you can? >> dana and joe can do it better. i was just with him being closed doors. joe is incredible. >> i was just with him and behind closed doors he is a role in. >> you have to exaggerate to make voters feel better? >> i'm not! the space-time him. i'll bet he is probably just right in the middle of a bike ride. mr president? >> a hold on! just turn up the volume! i'm trying to find the but button. is very different -- >> sean: no member joe -- unfortunately that is all the time we have tonight. never ever missed an episode of hannity -- greg gutfeld study might put a smile on your face. have a great night. [ cheering ] [ ♪♪ ]

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police in pennsylvania, and elvis impersonator in a hotel room with a 16-year-old girl. talk about staying in character. [ laughter ] elvis... and experts in more woman may be sacrificed that we previously thought. remarkable he claims to have reached his conclusion after watching just one hour of television. [ laughter ] [applause] california software engineer went viral for wearing an ai headset on his wedding day. then the bride went viral on honeymoon by dumping him and banging the best man. [ laughter ] he deserved a. all right this to the monolog. do you feel it, america? something is building and is not just the sexual tension between me and the 3 million people at home. [ laughter ] is that feeling you get waiting for a parent to finally smack that obnoxious

kid in the restaurant who is screaming and whining for attention. i feel it every night. [ laughter ] but i sense that america is finally had enough of the left using identity as a weapon to settle old scores remove your top five -- have finally come home. e. the university of florida illuminated all diversity at equity and inclusion positions. the former employees were said to be shocked, believing that they were the ones who were supposed to be getting other people fired. and so that rustling sound you hear is thousands of woke hats filling out applications at starbucks have no student -- lewis will have to prepare for the road old fashion way of measuring pictures of their feet on social media. florida's decision followed a recent state ban on not just the eye but all activities for political or social activism in the public college system back in other words forward i just recognize the u.s. constitution which bans discrimination based on race at any rate.

-- we can thank governor desantis for putting his foot down even if that foot is a size five pat another book -- boot. [ laughter ] i love him! riley schools will concentrate on teaching instead. heretical? what's next, airlines were trained to boating doors on their plans? disney returning to make a family friendly movies? women's sports returning to a woman sports? except when it comes to driving? [ laughter ] florida's decision follows the recent mass at google rather gemini artificial intelligence turned out to be about as intelligent as the view' live audience. gemini reflected all the prejudices of it's creators what a slightly less positive view of white people than joy read. gemini got so much blowback he had two canids, which shows if you choose an ideology that openly competes against your profitability, your product dies. just asked bud light. know these outcomes were

inevitable because to the left as settling scores of the past is their only employment payments for the partial or bizarre pathologies into every aspect of our lives. they want to tell us you can work, what can be taught in schools, what pronouns do use. and who can use which bathrooms. i wish and forth that last one year. coupler was on this broccoli smoothie cake -- and he was -- he's making the place smelled like a monkey cage. [ laughter ] in for a long time, being too busy working on americans just put up with us but then came george floyd family was turbocharged on the moment of pandering was enough, we were no longer usa, we were blm. there were signs in every big city window back until mostly peaceful writer smash them. watercourse is quietly went away once we learned that blm leaders were as -- after our spray tan. then came the new acronyms. de i am a medical term -- with mandated outcomes.

didn't take long for this want to go south either. there have been a more fleeting metaphor for di's death then the firing of the president of harvard for being a fraud? and there's irene either on the phone with the giant glasses didn't even see it coming. [ laughter ] thank you. thank you. that mean something. -- i'm got to work for you, kamala harris. she has 30 words for you. none of which make any sense. next came the business world and the newest acronym at esg and environmental, social and governance. it should stand for endless [ bleep ] and giggles. because he will put this one down on an life-support too because even its leading proponents, larry thank over a black rock admits esg is a bigger loser then me at an ugliest man contact. [ laughter ]

the world's biggest investment fund just stated that esg has caused negative publicity for black rock and may continue to do so in the future. yeah, negative publicity. and this is black rock at a company so insidious it serves stirfried panda in the corporate cafeteria. it's not over yet, for every d.e.i. that dies anyone come back later under a different name because a meritocracy even if it works. especially if it works. but no matter your race and gender color, if you're good at what you do you should move up in the world. does matter if your black-and-white, brown or purple. know if you are purple, get to an emergency room. [ laughter ] because it means you can't breathe. and then pray to god that your doctor was an innovator the higher. [applause] >> sean: >> greg: he was voted most stylish by homeless guy magazine, -- michael loftis. [ cheering ]

her last name is italian for -- host of the fox true crime podcast, emily compania. [cheering and applause] he is my third favorite jeff after basil's and dahmer comedian jeff die. [cheering and applause] and her favorite soup is broccoli and sadness, new york times best selling author and podcast interpreter future pack-mac. [ cheering ] >> greg: michael, you know, as a broke and homeless lesbian who lives on cigarettes and hard liquor can you speak on behalf of your community about how you feel about d.e.i. you made you think is going away, are you worried? >> listen, as a homeless lesbian who just wants to ride the rails to a town -- to not town. [ laughter ]

my trouser child identifies -- i celebrate florida doing this. this is great. florida used to be there were some stay. you see the headlines and like are they okay know their? then they'll do something awesome okay like this. and that is what america should be. like gloriously unbreakable but we do the right thing at the end. because i guarantee today it's, hey, we ended up d.e.i. and tomorrow is going to be a crackhead tried to teach his pet tiger how to make chocolate chip cookies, you know? >> greg: you have to take the good with the bad. i get it florida you can think this magnet can discuss you and making shot -- shock you got emily. do you think this is a trend? it feels too easy right now -- know we're all going to get rid of it. before if you said anything bad about d.e.i. you were reset. >> while there is a significant from the expected backlash. so we had, you know, one of the talking heads on the president and the ceo of the d.e.i. -- >> [ inaudible ] >> probably. [ laughter ] so they were, like, i forgot

the court. >> greg: i'm sorry. >> i got distracted. basically said students are going to suffer they said from this loss of jobs, on the loss of support. this is legislation that has dismantled all of these efforts to support students based on race and gender and that is all arcane chemical port in -- that other messaging it. meanwhile the roots of d.e.i. as we know have and everyone who gets paid to front covid-19 says the roots are in the civil rights movement in the 1960s and so how many decades we have to pay you all to educate everybody? right? the budget for this is 5 million, that is going into our agreement find. every year, a million -- are we supposed -- is that one year and another, is an informal impact because to me is the typical -- and this is so liberal left. is like once there's a government program is there anything you can never stop it. there is nothing ever to be said for -- you come in, teaches something we don't know and then by where all done coverall better for it.

>> greg: the greater problem so they can solve it and then is caused by many dollars we should be going to me. >> that's right. >> jeff. >> explore that. >> greg: ! " u10%. you are the guy. >> what?! [ laughter ] >> greg: but i think the obvious lesson is you can create a second lane for -- with no metrics for success in any kind of industry. because your company will fall apart. >> is brilliantly handled, you know? diversity and inclusion so if they get rid of the people will be like whoa there is no inclusion." there still we'll be this program is a waste of money and -- it would be like if i hurt myself or $20 billion and i'm, like, the -- and the love advisor of your school. and they go i think we're wasting money on this dork and i'm, like, "guys don't like love?" "you gonna get rid of love in your school?" it's all brilliantly labeled, is very scamming. i'm also nervous about where are these cheap diversity people going to get goat -- overdove no? i like that when they were in

the universities, -- know when number pf chang. >> greg: no you don't. but you know what? but it'd already migrate out of academia. there in every corporation. and the corporations are too scared of getting through to anything. but is going to start. >> the head office of the and we look at the numbers going "this is a lot of black gu guys." [ laughter ] "this seems this proportionately 1 race. let's make sure 4 laotian are on every mba team." you know? it's ridiculous. >> greg: i would watch every game. is that whether called -- >> is that what are called, laotians? >> greg: what a great term, laotians, you know? >> it might shock you that i don't know a lot about basketball. [ laughter ] >> greg: you see this as an encouraging development, cat? >> what are thinkers taking any of the specifics out of it and whether this law and this and universities that it

has been quite an impressive market for some time. i mean, diversity -- it stupid, it's a fact that even my opinion for my study after study shows that they diversity training that all of us have jobs are always forced to do cardio actually do any good. >> greg: there make things work smack were. >> in many cases that made things where it's wet -- diversity is good, right, also is very interesting to be able to meet people and talk to people from different backgrounds. is actually remarkable how they managed to make something that should be so interesting so boring with the way that they do it. so i just think if there's any program that you're pouring money into and pouring money into and pouring money into and the outcomes aren't there, you should be able to get rid of the program without there being a controversial opi opinion. >> greg: and the thing is that is why they made it separate so we had no metrics of success, so it could be destructive and there is nobody that can say this is killing a company? >> while they will say that's because we need more.

>> and also this whole program wasn't very intelligent, it wasn't like -- it was just them going "let's unite, [ bleep ] white people ask coke that's different. not really diversity. >> greg: i'm for diversity and thought -- like, this panel is very diverse if you look around. we have almost lesbian. [ laughter ] we have a young and vibrant former lawyer, former cheerleader. we have a very tall comedian. we have an angular spunky libertarian that right? and then there's just me ask sexy, brooding unpredictable. [ laughter ] you never know what's going to happen with me. and the dangerous guy. i'm the one your mom warned you about and then sure enough with me. and with a few behind that would buy baby, because you start. where am i? up next, preps returned to crime when they don't serve time. [cheering and applause]

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>> greg: there's less -- other catch and release and the media says -- is america's fault a new study on builder form find that 66% of people are reasonable reform laws were rearrested within two years. while our evolving relay that, who needs win my power? i know. about the same way when i read that. the study's authors conclusions actually counter everything the politicians promised. that bill reform tended to now increase recidivism for people facing more serious charges with recent criminal

history. in other words mutual criminals there is no punishment for violent crime and it makes them more likely to do it again. but to the media or the conservatives stoking the fears over the rise in crime across the country is the actual thing happening back it's not their fault for screwing everything up and it's our fault for noticing. take this recent piece from the washington post which notes have a cbs in dc was shut down after it was lucid so much that there was hardly anything left to steal. "it became a horror story of late capitalism," oh, yeah, bring capitalism there maybe empty -- cbs has somehow become -- and liberals in liberal democracy in 2024. america is a sticky finger nation built on stolen land and its current world -- moral panic is about shoplifting our world country from c2 very clever. there are concerns about petty theft. all right.

so businesses ever have to close and people lose their jobs is no big deal because the country was built on stolen land. and yet to her is a moral panic delivers imagined and not real. while tell that to the people nearby who helped imagine having having jobs in a place to buy prescriptions while this [ bleep ] hack peddles her way to the nearest whole foods for a back of organic black -- because she so [ bleep ] [cheering and applause] >> other stop there. [ laughter ] this upsets me emily because it's, like, there's this -- the column offered -- affluent white, female, liberals -- [applause] thank you! [ laughter ] >> can use it in a sentence? >> greg: these are

left-wing women who were two people -- they don't care that the stores are closing because they are just happy to say "it our fault, i'm sorry." >> that's why. what kills me about this i'm so glad they put the photo up because it sorta tends to --'s and the magic of every thing that you just said and who is behind all of this drivel is that -- and it is what is wrong with that entire frame of thinking. that those liberal leftist don't see one life lost as one life too. when she said it's okay carl clutching over -- parallel parking over petty theft, one above the 83-year-old grandfather that died after a shoplifter pushed him out of the way i home depot -- home depot in december? what about the 26-year-old employee who was shot after confront -- confronting a shoplifter? the right eight employee in la who was shot after confronting a shoplifter? it is not just petty theft. so when she comes in there and makes it sound like we have a problem for the ripple effect that desolation i think that we have to see

that we are the most widely those lives lost cash are no food not only about their metabolism but also the receptacle you -- so when she types "actually violent crime has gone down, awareness because of we started -- reclassification. the violent crime is still there just calling it nothing different -- pretty and clearly, you know, judges just have a lot of power again to put some bail out there for the 250 shoplifter is that we're responsible for 30% of shoplifting is here in the city of 20 arrests each every year at a minimum? i mean it's clear data but from where she sits on the upper east side it will be whole foods all the way. >> greg: i like jeff when emily pointed to you about crime in la. she is like -- [ laughter ] >> sound like it was -- of adjoining the -- going he did it! [ laughter ] >> greg: you think it is a moral panic? she literally is apart from

all the things that are happening. >> these things are all connected, you know? it's always all been connected. you go over who carried it as a corporation is just a business why do you care? let them. is because when you complain that your eggs are too expensive, when you complain that these prices have gone up in these neighborhoods and held all these things are affected and it's because it's being stolen and the person -- we are all affected, it gets all affected by the same crop. i recidivism is but listen -- [ laughter ] >> greg: is the thing on the envelope where it doesn't take any comes back out. >> wait a minute that's not what we're talking about here. [ laughter ] he is homeless. [ laughter ] it's all connected and it is a big deal. also all these videos of people robbing, like, out of the stores, stealing other stuff, and frankly tired of not seeing more diversity in those videos. >> you're absolutely right. that's right. where is the d. i.e. in the mask that world?

>> i don't see it! know we want to talk about the diversity -- >> we need to hire a diversity equity consultant for the mask every. >> you. i would like to be a part of that job. it is funny, of the, like, we just saw mark -- so many of those videos, did we just become -- when we saw one of those videos that we were shocked. but it's like this question -- it's like, dated. i saw so many of those, like, you know, they're really not bad because he just got overwhelmed. >> you know what's crazy to me personally is that i think mentally of going in to a store, picking something up and buying it? i think of that as the olden times. [ laughter ] >> you remember? do you remember when, like, you would need shampoo and it's, like, i know what i'll do, i will go to the store, i will grab some and i will -- no longer. you can go to the store for items because you will be there all day.

>> greg: exactly. >> you will be like okay need to get this company to get this, need an employee, i need an employee got an employee. that's not normal. you didn't used to be like that. and also she just, like, said this was capitalism's fault and i feel like i missed -- maybe i'm the idiot here, but how? >> greg: yeah. >> can anyone explain, you know, my because isn't major part of it that you buy the thing? and the free market economy i think an important part of that is market? like, how does this stuff get published? it doesn't make any sense. >> greg: i think what pleases me off more than anything was that phrase "late capitalism," she put "late paco in front of it because it makes her sound more sophisticated and academic but she makes no argument how is this about capitalism? they are stealing, it would be the same under socialism you [ bleep ] back! [ laughter ] we were having this conversation today that i

can't buy my blood ointment anymore. i have -- >> that's not entirely true -- true. you said butthole ointment. >> greg: that's the name of my band. butthole ointment. [ laughter ] is kind of like a grungy tribute metal band, black sabbath meets the butthole surfers. >> but a little harder. little bit more edge. >> greg: yeah. i think that you would like to look were shoplifting before it was cool and you are doing it because he actually did have to eat. >> yes! >> greg: and you love eating toothpastes. [ laughter ] >> great -- is like getting drunk off schnapps. when you vomit your breath still smells good. [ laughter ] >> greg: you're hobos have so much -- people -- people used to gather on you and look for you for hobo story. >> just taken the edge of life. >> greg:

go to put some holes in them. [ laughter ] >> greg: get the blood out of the lungs! [ laughter ] listen. if this check is trying to one is all about a moral panic i'm in! right? that's freaking panic! let's do it. i had to look it up, right? like a moral panic they go it's like the salem witch trials and guess what they don't have in salem anymore? which is. so let's have them -- no moral panic, right? [ laughter ] >> greg: i do not agree with that. those witches were unfriendly burned at the stake and i just a link is there the which counsel. kat nose, they write letters. >> where they use for an? >> greg: you don't want to know. >> little bit of squirrel blood because that's better than an, you can make a ballpoint of old feathers before you got to move on coming up next, school that didn't oppose letting students like toes. is a rate based on you.

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>> announcer: it's time for the question of the day. [ ♪♪ ] >> greg: question of the day, should we be concerned? just go to this first car this is very disturbing. and oklahoma at school under a fundraiser, take this out i think you can see that, where students licked peanut butter of each other part next toes. this was an event -- it was deemed a fundraiser which weighs 150,000 for a local coffee shop. the employees people with special needs. behind this disgusting objectification of feet and teenage tongues was a cause. should we be concerned? [ laughter ] >> i watch this video about 350 times. [ laughter ]

and it was very funny to me, but also it is a little disturbing but i did a little homework and it turns out it all kind of checks out grandmother president of the school is a beagle. >> greg: really?! >> what?! [ laughter ] >> is a music -- easy misunderstanding. thought it would be a good idea. >> greg: that seems like a bigger story then this story. i mean, d.e.i. -- >> d.e.i. hire him. >> a beagle winning -- leading high school is a better story then these kids. what is that in the news? why are they hiding that's from us? what is it about the beagle? 's. >> dickie going to school but you can answer. [ laughter ] >> greg: you know, kat, i mean one of the things he could do if you're like a foot fetishist, you can create a fundraiser behind

your fetishism we get people to lick your feet and make money for a charity and normal question -- >> people already do that, is called only found. [ laughter ] >> greg: should we be concerned? >> yeah. i mean, yeah. i love how -- there was no teachers were involved here, clearly. i mean -- i don't know how it got from some kids saying that they should do this to them actually doing this. that come over their own ideas of what to do to raise money and what were the ones i got shot down? >> greg: yes. [ laughter ] and why were they bring their faces? >> in the brainstorming session, if kids licked peanut butter out of each other's toes is the winner, what were the rejects? >> i'm just thinking -- this was, like, a hazing ritual that they passed down or something. on this upset that they're blurring the faces. i need to see that there enjoying it. how do we know?

michael you're going to participate but you're hobos toes have eight forms of gangrene. hey,, don't boo gangrene. is a serious issue -- you should do a charity for gangrene. >> i should but i needed to allocate outlets carwash or something. no one need to see that. >> greg: should be concerned? >> i love that new character. "should we be concerned?" is fantastic. yes, we should be very concerned. like, people need to go to jail over this. [ laughter ] [applause] this is horrifying! back right? this is somebody working out there looking in front of everybody. they just won the fattest lottery. there okay we'll have a fundraiser and children were like peanut butter off of their toes." and somebody was like al qaeda is a good idea! and then you look at each other, like, yeah, you too, i love it. eleven. how much money will be raised? [ laughter ]

this is off. me to get back to good old wet t-shirt contest. >> greg: if it's adjusted a wet t-shirt contest he would be in big trouble but looking peanut butter off hose? but they did volunteer at emily. should we be concerned? [laughter] be honest with me. >> and with kat all the way. kids are going to have these dumb ideas although it is really specific here right after probably did come from something, nefarious,. >> pervert. >> exactly remember the whole point is you hope that there's a chain of command and operation of the school where the teacher was, like, no, that is not going to fly, intrafamily show, right? and to your point they raze $150,000 for this awesome cause. >> one broner was quentin tarantino. [laughter] only one donor. >> if they just had but the video on only friendly probably would have raised

115 million for the cost. >> greg: that's true. you must have done this so dvd sales will be through the roof. >> kids gone wild. >> greg: director's commentary. but, you know, a lot of kids came down with athletes tongue. >> oh, gosh! i would never have done this. whether i was 16 or now at a million years old, i would never! searcy if someone was okay this is for a good cause, i would just donate my money. i can't lift -- argued -- >> also how did the money were? i know i should have read the article but -- [laughter] who gives the money, like, who gives the money -- is not the kids -- is not like the teacher -- who is paying? >> greg: isn't it ironic that this is for a coffee shop for people with special needs and is the people who that this who had a special need? [laughter]

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but i want to remind you that if this was introduced by chance manager bob melvin who like this show means its probably watching. >> is that why we're doing this story? >> greg: yes. [laughter] he was backup catcher when i was a transplant. never really made it as a p pro. >> he was the newest higher. >> greg: that is true. bob melvin and this is the first thing. is in the kind of rebellious to lose in san francisco? >> it is probably the most rebellious thing you can do in san francisco. which is why i think is so interesting. isn't like an attempt at a rebrand? >> greg: maybe. >> for conferences go because i feel it is very one of those things is not like the other. i feel like you're going to have to go a little further. i think the people are concerned about san francisco for a lot of reasons. i feel like the way he said it again he said i don't intend for this to be a political interview like for most people it isn't but for the people sometimes want to make it very political it is. i think it will be interesting to see if anything happens or if

actually nothing happens at all and if nothing happened i be so interesting. >> greg: you know it even more interesting, if he watches and say, hey,, i get a lot of extra free tickets to the game and i really like that gutfeld guy. [laughter] i controlled the first pitch. i could. it only somehow he knew. >> yes! yes! so you often sleep in dugouts, usually high school baseball fields. >> it keeps the rain off you. >> greg: exactly. >> while you're hoping -- waiting to pop the train over to tuna town. [laughter] i think this is just san francisco. i think that is how about crime is. he is like everybody stand u up, we're heading for the -- were standing up for the national anthem but charts might be fired and we might have to run out of here. there were relating the seventh inning stretch with the seventh inning go see my car is still there. [laughter] at the end of the game you have the body walk back to

your car make sure you don't step on a needle or human group. is all kinds of stuff. i think this is great. element when teams stand for the national anthem. and honestly, that is our nation's anthem and standing -- of standing too hard and you don't need a job. you don't need to play baseball. [applause] >> greg: you don't stand -- go back your country you [ bleep ] expo ! ". >> might return to start a moral panic? [laughter] >> greg: emily your from the peoria. >> first of all bravo honestly exactly what i like about this is this coincides with the new uniforms that are see-through parents. >> greg: that's right! >> that's hilarious. so my first thought is -- >> greg: listen up and i you can see it. >> and i just -- it sort of reminded me after budweiser had the fiasco where after dylan moving failed than they

were okay let's get the, you know, most mostly -- everything, who can we have in the bar that will rally the troops again as the manager before him as being no is the one that had no problems remain -- exactly, thank you. >> greg: you know everything. >> you know what receiver the schism mean. >> why don't. [laughter] >> greg: what you make of this? you think is just during the pop he focuses on everything but winning. [laughter] he watched coach of the year with her is that when crap kathy by everybody from the padres, gidman. and he is here in san francisco and they start not when crap. but i do agree you can tolerate and stand up for the country you live in even if you disagree, you can stand there. when they go to canada and watch water hockey on -- or whatever they get -- big -- i can tolerate their national anthem can i listen to it. it's not a big deal. we used to ask people to go

to other places and kill for our country. know we can't even stand for the national anthem? baseball -- that he baseball murdered -- we are asking too much for the giants to stand up well the national anthem is played. [applause] >> greg: there you go back up next, you can't lose when we do local news. [cheering and applause] repa ir breath freshener. clinically proven to help reverse the four signs of early gum disease. a new toothpaste from parodontax, the gum experts. (christina) with verizon business unlimited, i get 5g, truly unlimited data, and unlimited hotspot data. so, no matter what, i'm running this kitchen. (vo) make the switch. it's your business. it's your verizon.

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>> announcer: coast-to-coast will stories that matter most. you're watching local news. [ ♪♪ ] with any winning anchor kelly crystal kerley, replacing jan van hanson who died. and now, here's kelli'. >> hi i'm kelly -- this is logan ede where every guest -- why don't you go first, jeff? >> thank you remick on always a little confused by the segment because kelly crystal kelly looks a lot like kat too. is confusing. here's a story from los angeles who where they a thing if you are taller then the ja gentleman who makes the food -- who's who 6-foot 8 you get free food. what a stupid thing misty is doing. [laughter] what a classic case of high privilege first of all. also this is just -- you know, i'm tall.

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>> greg: we are out of time,. >> greg: we are out of time, thank you for coming to the studio. [ cheering and applause ] >> trace: good evening, i'm trace gallagher. 11:00 pm on the east coast,